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Not hungry?

Just distracted.

Tuition's due.

You think it's better to take out crippling student loans

or max out my credit cards?

Yeah.

I love Chinese food.

I love you.

- What? - I love you.

You don't have to say anything.

I mean,

all I mean is that,

in a general sense you're awesome.

You're rad.

You're lit.

Usually.

Okay. Shut up and fuck me.

So he said that he loves you?

Right in the middle of sex.

That's like psychosomatic.

Well, my dad used to say that guys

would have to say I love you in order to get sex.

So I guess it's like a mental association

between having sex and saying I love you.

For old people.

Science explains everything.

How many times have you seen this guy?

Three and a half.

Half?

He dropped me off a new iPhone, so I blew him in his car.

No wonder he loves you.

Well, what are you gonna do?

I don't know.

Maybe he won't say it again.

No. It's like a can of pop.

Once you open it,

you gotta drink it or it loses all its fizz.

You thing my relationship is gonna go flat

if I don't say I love you back?

Every time.

Then I don't know.

I don't wanna lead him on.

I would just say it.

You don't have to mean it.

Just break up with him whenever you want.

It's not a relationship, it's an arrangement.

I feel like he crossed a line.

How about you?

Any cherry juice on the back of those pants?

I haven't popped my cherry, thank you very much.

He bought you shoes, a computer,

a week's worth of clothes,

and you haven't put out?

No.

Dude.

I'm not ready.

How's he doing with all that?

He's cool.

He just likes my company.

He just values you as a conversationalist.

And knows your search for a daddy going?

We've got an overdue power bill.

I have got a different thing going on.

Got some handyman work to do right now.

Plus, I'm late.

I gotta go to work,

'cause I don't want us to get evicted,

and I don't want myself to get deported.

I don't wanna work.

I want to be high, and party, and fuck, and dance.

Wait a minute, you're a foreigner?

You know I'm Canadian.

Isn't that where Alaska is?

Is Alaska not part of Canada?

Mr. O'Malley?

Mr. O'Malley?

Whoa!

Who are you?

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. I was just putting these up for you.

Why are you naked?

I'm going to work after this at a different job.

I didn't want to get my clothes dirty.

No one was home,

I didn't think anyone would see me.

I'm sorry.

Where's my husband?

Are you Miss O'Malley?

I'm Mickey.

Mr. O'Malley hired me to put these up for you

about a week, maybe 10 days ago.

Did he?

You wanted a study?

I've wanted it for a long time.

Should I get dressed?

Suit yourself.

Seven and eight.

Pique one, two.

Spiral, three, four.

Jump, five, six.

Contraction, seven, chassé eight.

Enveloppé, one, two.

But don't rush, three.

Plié, four, spiral, five, six.

Walk, seven, eight.

And on one, that's it Clark.

Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Enveloppé, one, two, a three.

Big plié, four, spiral, five.

Six, walk, seven, eight.

Hold there.

All right. Relax.

Let's switch lines.

From the top.

And one.

Wanna grab a burger?

Do you really think this relationship is ready for lunch?

We only had sex once.

It's just a burger.

Hmm.

I do crave meat.

Well, I got fired from my handyman gig.

What did you do?

The husband and wife had some conflicting ideas.

So you're down to just two jobs.

One.

You've given up on your energy drink pyramid scheme?

Dude, we gotta have a party

just to give all that shit away.

Do you have a card?

I can call you anytime I need work under the condo.

His daddy pays for his condo.

You can just reach me through Bud.

Well, I guess that means

you have to gimme your digits then.

Smooth.

All right.

I better get back to work, otherwise I'll have zero jobs.

Leave me a fucking tip.

You are my roommate and friend.

I wouldn't insult you by paying you like a servant.

Fuck you.

Leave me a fucking tip.

So classless.

I'll get the tip.

So do you wanna come back to my place?

I feel like we're becoming more friends than booty calls.

Well, we could be both.

I'm not looking for this

in my life

right now.

This?

This hot, handsome, struggling artists

shacking up living on love situation.

I'm just working out some other shit right now.

Other priorities.

Sounds serious.

We're in the same boat, you and me.

I just need to get my boat seaworthy before I sink.

Okay.

See you in class.

Everybody wants a serious relationship with me today.

I just want someone who's gonna use me sexually

and pay me off.

Well what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna look for a better deal.

I mean, I will put up with a lot,

but not with an old man telling me he loves me.

Even my grandfather doesn't get away with that shit.

I might too.

What?

Look for a better deal.

Who has a better deal than you?

All you have to do is sit there and look pretty,

and he buys you whatever you ask him to.

Yeah, but I've seen him like five times.

I should start with someone new.

Mm.

This guy

wants to meet.

Is that your plan?

To just string each one along with no sex

for as long as you can,

and then jump to the next one and never put out.

Do you think it'll work?

I don't know.

I've never not had sex on the first date.

I don't think I could handle all that listening.

I'm really good at listening.

You have attention deficit.

And you sold all your ADD drugs at a Flo-Rida concert.

Yeah, but I look like I'm listening.

Well, I wouldn't dump your sugar daddy

until you've found a new one.

Don't count your chickens.

What chickens?

I'm Paul.

Tab.

Pretty cute, Tab.

Thanks.

Can I get you a glass of water?

Sure.

Thanks.

Well.

Let's see.

Let's see what?

You.

See the goods you're selling and I'm buying.

Take your shirt off.

Oh.

You're a gym bunny.

I'm not a bunny.

Keep going.

Where?

Pants.

Do you want to go grab dinner or something?

It's four o'clock.

We could go shopping.

I don't really have time to go shopping.

I work at 6.30.

Oh.

I have time for you to suck my dick.

No. I don't even know you.

That's why you're here, right?

To have sex?

No, not just like that.

Oh.

That's fine.

No, we can just hang out.

Cool.

I'm not gonna give you any money though, right?

Like, I already have friends.

I don't have to pay anyone to hang out with me.

I know.

Have you done this before?

Yeah.

So you know how it works.

You know what sugar is?

Presents.

It means you give me sex and I give you presents.

Yeah.

So.

So do you wanna suck my dick so you can get paid?

I'm just gonna go.

Go ahead.

So, I was thinking we could start pooling tips.

Fuck.

Sorry.

Sarah, you make the most tips out of everyone here.

Yeah, I know.

You'd lose money.

Yeah, I get it.

Look, you work just as hard as I do.

Okay. You could work on your flirt game a little.

But they're never gonna let you wear a mini skirt.

And even if you did flirt, men are better tippers.

So, fair's fair.

This is like insanely nice.

Hang in there Mickey.

You're gonna make it.

Well, do you want to go to the mall?

I could use a headband.

We went shopping the last four times.

I don't like shopping as much as you do, oddly enough.

We can go get dinner.

We just had dinner.

Ah, yeah.

I could use another dinner.

Why don't we go to my place where we can talk in private?

Well, what do you want to talk about?

You know what about.

It's nice here.

Thanks.

Can I have some water?

I've gotten a sense that you're not that interested in me.

I think you're interesting.

Sexually.

I'm just nervous, I guess.

I get it.

I'm not naive.

I understand why you're here.

You don't understand why I'm here.

When I was your age, I was in the closet.

A lot of people were. It was a different time.

I was in denial

and afraid

So as a result, I missed out on a lot of things in my youth

that I'm trying to make up for now.

I didn't afford myself

the freedom of playing around.

I didn't feel free.

At your age, I'd never even been in love.

Neither have I.

Thanks.

♪ Give me one kiss goodbye

♪ Don't try to make me stay for a while ♪