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♪ We want more

♪ Life's too short

Mornin'.

Sofa.

Bathroom's over there.

Thanks.

Morning.

Mornin'.

Rent on Monday.

I'm down like 75,

but I can pay one of you guys back

after my shift tomorrow.

Let's go.

I have like half.

Well, Mr. Jerreau doesn't take installments, Bud.

It's not my fault the government legalized it.

What about those like 3000 Facebook posts

you made demanding legalization?

I was young and politically naive.

All right, well, you need a new gig,

and you need to borrow rent today.

Can I borrow 250?

What's your story?

Clinic wouldn't refill my prescription.

All right, so selling pot

and Adderall isn't paying the bills, Boys.

We got two days or we're fucked.

Is that a sale?

Grindr.

Who is it?

- Hottie from my modern class. - Oh.

Great party.

See ya.

Bye, Randa.

- Bye, Randa. - Bye, Randa.

You're blaming us for a bad economy.

You don't have enough either.

Dude, I'm working four jobs under the table.

My visa expired eight months ago.

You guys are born here.

You can literally work wherever you want.

I'll marry you for citizenship

if you pay my share of rent for a year.

I'm just trying to help.

All right, just have your share of the rent by Monday,

or we're gonna be homeless.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Pleasure was all yours.

I noticed.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

You're sweet.

I'm just distracted.

I thought getting fucked would help.

Heartache?

Financial woes.

I'm gonna be homeless tomorrow.

Oh, you lost your job?

Um, pretty much.

How do you afford this place?

I have a generous daddy.

- You messing with me? - No.

I downloaded one of the apps,

but I didn't think I knew anyone with a rich daddy.

Got a picture?

That's daddy?

Whenever I pictured a rich daddy,

I always imagined, like, nine year olds with walkers,

like Anna Nicole's husband.

Anybody can be rich.

So does he give you money,

like, an allowance?

Three.

I only need 250.

3,000.

3000 a month?

- Mm-hmm. - Fuck you.

Fuck you.

How often do you see him?

Once, maybe twice a week.

Dinners and whatnot.

He buys you dinner?

Sometimes he makes it too.

Hmm, so it's like a set date.

It's our deal.

Fridays and special occasions.

Hmm.

Who pays your tuition?

He does.

- Hello? - Mom?

- Hi, Bud. - Hi.

What's going on?

Just calling to say I love you, I guess.

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong, I just haven't talked to you

in a couple days. - Oh.

Larry just got home.

Oh, is he?

Okay.

Say hi to Larry for me.

I will.

We're having sunflower hibiscus biscuits I made.

- Mom? - Hmm?

I love you.

Okay, what is wrong?

No, nothing's wrong.

Well, thank you very much.

Okay.

I should put dinner on the table.

Okay.

I love you, Bud.

I love you too.

Bye, honey.

Bye.

Uh, Buddy?

Just Bud.

Early.

Am I? I thought we said 9:00?

Oh [laughs].

No, my name's Earl.

My friends call me Early.

Oh.

Come on in.

Right here. Have a seat.

So what are you looking for specifically?

Sex?

Regular sex.

How much sex?

Uh, two times a week.

But it doesn't just have to be sex.

We could- we could go out.

Where would we go?

A movie? Whatever, a park?

Okay, maybe.

And you said $1,500 a month?

Or it can be, uh,

let's say, $300 every time you see me.

Like a transactional basis?

I'm- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you.

It's just I don't wanna give you $1,500,

and you take off and I never see you again.

I wouldn't do that to you.

You're nice.

No, I wouldn't have thought of it.

You could call the police.

But I wouldn't, would I?

I haven't done this before.

Which part?

Getting paid for it.

Okay, stay there.

Here's $500.

This is for you. Okay?

And you don't have to do anything,

'cause I don't think of you as a prostitute.

Okay? It's not what this is all about.

However, if you like to stay,

maybe we could watch TV and snuggle?

Okay.

That was fun.

Thank you.

Bye. - Bye.

♪ It's just right

Ha, I got you.

Where'd you get it?

From my sugar daddy.

What?

Like, for reals sugar daddy?

Or, like, euphemistic sugar daddy.

He's real.

Please don't tell me you sold your ass

for our rent money.

I put this ass through dance class

four days a week for nine years,

and now it's gonna start paying dividends.

Who's David Enz?

It's gonna start paying me back.

Return on my investment.

Nevermind.

I can't believe you did this.

I was doing it anyway, literally.

Yeah, that's just you being a slut.

Now you're a- - Sugar baby

is the name for it.

Well, that's classy.

Can I be one?

A what?

A baby.

You pretty much are.

You gotta be kidding me, man.

What? He will literally fuck anything with a vagina.

Why not capitalize on his only skill?

I think I'd be pretty good at it.

Give me your phone.

Stop it.

What's your password?

694U.

Downloading. Take off your shirt.

Yes.

Oh.

Okay, height?

Five-seven.

"Six-one, white,

I enjoy culture,

art, and sport.

I'm seeking help paying my tuition.

Med school tuition.

I'm open to fulfilling your desires.

Hit me up and let me know what sort of arrangement

you are looking for.

Seeking sugar mama.

Negotiable."

There you go.

Surf around.

See what turns your crank.

I was talking to Cindy,

and she said the grass is greener on the other side.

What do you think?

One more time, all the way through.

Six, reach, seven, eight,

one, release, two,

shoulder, three, under, four,

up, five, down, six,

under, seven, head, eight.

And a one, two, three,

four, back five,

and six, slice, slice,

head, eight, reaching one, two,

spiral, three, four.

Long necks, Bud and Clark. Chin up.

Six, seven,

and a eight, relax.

Hard to keep your chin up

staring at each other's asses.

You wanna grab a coffee?

I have a thing.

Maybe another time.

Any luck?

The sugar mommy? No.

I was talking to one lady who's a doctor,

but I think she figured out

that I'm not really in med school.

You think?

I don't really know what I'm gonna do.

Sorry, I thought it would be easier.

Maybe I should turn on the daddy finder too.

You would do that?

Gay for pay?

Why not?

If I'd known you'd go gay for pay,

I would've paid you to blow me during midterms.

- Ugh. - So much easier

than leaving the house.

Well, I don't really think that you could afford me.

I like this attitude.

Okay, let's turn on the daddy finder.

Dr. Love?

Uh, It's Tab.

I'm Benny.

Nice to meet you.

So you're in med school?

Yeah, well, I was.

I'm kind of taking some time off.

Ah [chuckles].

Couldn't really afford it.

But you wanna go back?

I'm exploring my options.

Like?

Like-

Do you have any other interests?

I might be a personal trainer.

Oh.

Well, that's a good job too.

You're very fit.

Oh, work out every day.

I could see that.

So what do you do?

- Copyright law. - Cool.

So,

wanna buy me some new sneakers?

You bought new shoes?

My friend bought them for me.

My daddy.

You sold your ass for shoes?

No, I didn't do anything.

We just went shoe shopping.

You just went shoe shopping?

Yeah, that was our date.

We met and went shopping.

So he just bought you $300 shoes for nothing?

He was nice.

How's this gonna help you pay the rent?

Oh, I put 'em on Craigslist.

I got someone coming here to buy 'em.

So you can pay the rent?

Yeah.

How long were you with this guy?

Mm, about an hour and a bit.

Okay. Hope you know what you're doing.

I totally don't.

Well, gotta get ready.

Gotta go to work.

All right, see ya.

Oh, how can you know what any number is.

Do you think I could get in advance on Friday's check?

It's the first day of the month tomorrow.

It's, uh, Mike?

Uh, Mickey.

Mickey, I can't do it for you,

or I'd have to do it for everybody.

And your conversion rate is bad.

I mean, crap,

we're not making any sales on your referrals.

No, they're good referrals.

Like, nobody's saying no to me.

Either you don't understand no when you hear it

or they remember how to say no

when they talk to the salesperson.

Okay, well, maybe that's the salesperson.

Mickey, are you high when you're making your calls?

Yeah.

Billy, I, uh, I got fired from the call center.

I gotta return some of this product.

I haven't moved any in like two weeks.

Nobody wants to buy an energy drink

that they've never heard of.

I need my money back. What?

All right, if you spent it already,

you can just sell it to someone else.

Allowed by who? What?

All right, fuck you, Billy, goddammit.

Yeah, sure.

Great.

Be right back with your change.

Okay.

They didn't tip you?

80 cents.

Oh, Mickey.

It's garbage day tomorrow.

I'll take it to the end of the driveway

on my way out.

Do you think you'll have these walls finished by Sunday?

I've got company coming.

Sure.

What's wrong?

My roommates suck,

literally, for cash.

Meanwhile, I'm working four jobs,

and I'm the one who can't pay rent.

Three jobs.

Like, I got fired this morning.

Your roommates are escorts?

No, no, they found themselves sugar daddies

to pay their bills.

All they have to do is get laid and party,

and I'm stuck working 11 hours a day

with two hours of driving in between.

And I'm just...

I don't know. I'm just frustrated.

I'll pay you double to do the job naked.

Pay me today?

Sure.

If I get excited, it doesn't mean shit.

Of course not.

Just another tool in your toolkit.

Show me how to use this app.

♪ Ooh

♪ Give me one kiss goodbye

♪ Don't try to make me stray for a while ♪

♪ Ooh