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- Are you sure this is a good idea?

- Not entirely, but our videos have not been getting

the exposure that we want.

We're just not getting the views.

So we've gotta do something.

- I know.

How are all these famous people doing it?

- I know, it's like everyone wants to be famous now.

Exactly.

We just, I think we should just do it.

We've got to figure it out and maybe this will help us and then we can have the fan

base that we've been dreaming of.

Do you really think this is going to help?

Well, the whole thing with being famous is just to, you know, get the clout, the attention.

And I feel like this is going to get a lot of attention.

If you look like a bimbo, you definitely, you definitely.

Yeah, you're right.

Any clout, it's clout.

Oh my goodness, but you know we could have maybe picked easier costumes. That is true. I found these at the Dollar Tree

Can you believe that?

I did! What do you mean?

That's where I got them.

So they were a dollar each?

Well, they were all separate pieces.

I put the costumes together myself.

Well, at least we could afford them.

You're right, we are so broke.

It's cause we're not influencers.

I know if we could just get those views we could get a check and then we would be set

and then we wouldn't have to put up with our annoying stepbrothers anymore.

Literally.

Ugh.

Oh god I love us.

Sames.

Sames? When did you pick up that word?

Oh the internet influencers are saying that now.

Oh really that's a new slang I better start using it. What's how do you use it?

Just like whenever you do something

Whenever you do something

That's the same as someone else

Oh

Same

Same

That's what I meant

We are gonna be so famous after today

We are

Like how are we not just blown up already

You know you take a long time to put that on

Bitch

Focus on something else. Beauty takes time, okay?

And pain, that's what my mom always told me.

We got the same mama. No we don't.

We do not.

Okay, can you do that for me?

Fold it a little bit.

My mom always said I was never really good at folding things. That's why she never let me do laundry.

Yeah, I know because I do it for you. I did it on purpose though.

Okay.

Being such good best friends really does make us just like sisters.

Yeah.

I guess.

I like you sometimes.

Then what does that mean?

You're supposed to say "thanks."

Well, I got the bimbo part down.

Yeah, we know.

We know.

Listen, when I ride us to fame, it's gonna be the best thing ever, baby.

What if I do it first?

Oh, that's a good idea.

Really when I ride us to fame it's gonna be the best thing ever baby

What if I do it first um did you get the costumes? I don't think so I

Still don't know if this is a great idea. I don't know how I'm gonna put this mustache on with these gloves on yeah

Yeah, you're right

That was a great idea. Oh, this is upside down. Which way does it go?

Wait

(laughing)

- You don't have to shove it up your nose.

Don't fall off the bed bitch.

Come here.

- My face is all red.

(laughing)

- You need a wax anyway.

- I can go to the wax.

- You want wax?

Sit still.

Stop smiling.

(laughing)

- Okay.

- There you go, bitch.

You got a little fuzz on your face.

- It's on my lip.

- That's where it's supposed to be.

- They don't grow it on their lips.

- Yeah, they do.

They grow it on their--

- On their lips.

- Well, you had it in your nose.

(laughing)

- Have you seen men?

They grow hair in their nose.

- I haven't ever really seen a man, just our dad.

- He's barely man.

I don't know he procreated it me barely. I've seen you come on

All right, you guys really don't work. Okay wait. I think it is gonna work turn the laptop down. Yeah, it's a little old

Okay, we live all right. Let's get this show coming. How's it going y'all?

Hello guys, it is me Mario and my favorite friend Luigi!

And hello we da!

*weird noises*

I just really don't get those at all.

Oh, what's this for?

Well we are here for entertainment purposes.

Okay guys.

Two viewers.

Dos.

That is more than nine!

*laughing*

We did this.

We need to say the five now. We are five people in our lives.

We need about 500,000 to make a one penny.

You guys know that this is a hard life for us influencers out here.

Everybody want to be in this seven viewer.

Oh, seven viewers!

Best and most we've ever had!

Two people, two people, two people.

Oh my goodness. You know, these mustaches, I really shouldn't have went to the Dollar Tree.

No, you suck!

You should have a premium one.

I think mine is a brick.

Mine's a little bit crooked.

It's okay, they still think we're cute.

Do you?

The seven people that are the odd, you can't eat?

Oh, that's a yes!

No, no, no, no!

It's going down!

No!

No!

Don't be mad!

Don't be mad!

We don't care if we're cute, just tell us we're ugly or whatever.

That's what makes you come to the livestream.

Come back, come back, please!

Well, this'll work.

This'll work.

No!

Is this a lie?

No, we have four!

AHH!

Wee!

There's no viewers now.

Oh, we scared them all away.

Are we not funny?

I thought we were- Or are we ugly?

Which one is it?

Neither.

Neither.

Oh no.

What are we going to do?

It's the audience.

It is not us.

It is the audience.

That's the right audience.

Oh man.

What are we going to do about this?

What are we going to do?

It's the audience. It is not us. It is the audience.

That's the wrong audience.

Oh man. What are we gonna do about this?

Dude.

What the hell?

Mario. What are you doing wrong?

This is not working.

Louise, I have no idea what is going on.

I thought that this would work.

One minute.

Crack the code.

One hour and no more viewers.

We've been at 5 for 2 hours. You forgot to check the time. We started at 9.30. It is now 2 hours past that.

Oh my gosh, I can't tell time either.

And we're bad influencers.

What are we going to do?

Okay. I don't know. I just don't know.

What are you guys doing?

What does it look like we're doing?

Yeah, we are being influencers. It's our new job.

Yeah, with all 5 viewers.

We worked very hard for those five viewers. I would like to see you two try to get more than that.

Yes.

Easy.

Yeah.

Do you want to teach her about like the calculations that like for maximum yield?

Yeah, let's do it.

Yeah.

Maximum yield?

What?

What?

What are you guys doing?

We do not need your help.

We are okay.

Alright, see now we got to get the right tags in so that way...

What's a tag?

Well, it's a tag where you...

Let him talk.

so pretty much like we need to be able to properly tag it so that way the

algorithm will pick it up and we'll get more views.

hmmm.

You know what you guys seem to know some things.

Just a little.

We will let you help just a little.

Just a little.

But it is our viewers and it is our influence.

Okay?

Yes.

Our.

Our.

Alright.

Go ahead.

Be careful.

Be careful with that.

It's very, you know, stepbrothers.

They always break shit.

Always.

Always.

Okay.

Alright.

- What?

Do you see that?

Do you see?

- See?

I told you you should get the algorithm right.

- Yeah.

We have real viewers now.

- Wow.

(clapping)

- It's going so fast.

100.

(cheering)

- We are influencers now.

- We are influencers.

We did that without you guys.

We wouldn't have needed your help.

- Oh yeah, totally, totally.

- You don't need my money.

- You know, now I don't have to do the accent.

Because now we have real viewers.

- Could even probably take your mustache off.

- No, not yet.

Should we?

Should we?

okay no more I'm still doing oh my god a thousand viewers you were wrong

it's all now room yeah sure whatever guys oh wait oh man they're going down

we have to keep them in I don't want to bring the accent back it's terrible

about video games why we're dressed like this oh yeah I thought you were just

doing like some weird LARPing shit in the backyard or something like you're

you guys are weird your little toy yeah it's okay we're stuck with you so anyway

what you know there's porn video games right what porn video games like porn

games yeah yeah porn video games as in like people dress up in like different

characters and costumes and fuck each other you've never heard about this what

Why would they do that?

Well, I don't know.

It gets a lot of views.

Well, we're not...

This isn't a video game.

We're not in a video game.

But you do want to go viral, right?

Of course.

So then, we'll help you out.

What are you guys doing?

What do you mean?

Should we really do this?

What the hell are you doing?

Do you think this is going to get us any views?

Well, how many people are watching?

Two thousand!

It's going up!

Okay, maybe, like, it's not such a bad idea, and like, it's not like we have to tell it-

Well, people are gonna see it.

It's worth going viral, right? Yeah.

You're an influencer now, this is what influencers do.

They go viral.

Do you wanna do it?

I'm not sure that I could do this in front of my own brother, let alone with my brother.

You're right.

Um...

Let's swap.

I guess that's a little better.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Um...

But...

Can you just like...

Look away?

Yeah.

It'd be so weird.

Whatever.

And don't like pay attention to me.

Like...

Yeah, no.

Ugh.

No worries.

Whatever helps you go viral.

Okay.

We got this.

Sames.

Sames.

What?

What?

What?

What?

Wait.

I can't do this with the hat on.

Oh yeah you're right. How are you doing over there? Is it okay? Yeah it's okay. Oh,

What are the viewers like?

Oh my god we have 3000 viewers.

They just keep coming up.

Wow.

You gave me some really good ideas huh?

The best.

Wow who knew my sister knew how to stuff a dick so well.

- You're not supposed to be looking.

Anyway, you know what?

No, let's have you guys lay down.

I'm tired of this position anyway.

- Okay.

- Just kick off those jeans.

- I'm glad we're in this together though.

- Thanks.

- All right, now just put that big old head of yours back.

(grunting)

- I'm so sorry.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry.

(Shanel grunting)

(Shanel grunting)

(Shanel spitting)

(Shanel grunting)

- Wow, your sister's really good at sucking dick.

(Shanel grunting)

Oh yeah, Shanel, you really are, huh?

- You're not supposed to be looking.

What the fuck?

(Shanel grunting)

I mean, they are right.

- Aw, thanks, boo.

It's different when it comes from you.

(Shanel grunting)

(slurping)

(moaning)

(slurping)

- Wow.

(slurping)

- Chanel, your tits look so good.

(slurping)

- What part of this did you not understand?

I don't want you to look at me.

- Oh, Macy, your ass looks so good from this angle.

- You're her brother.

- Yes.

You guys need to get some get right.

You have nothing together.

- Oh my God.

Look at the viewer count.

- Oh my God.

- Look at the comments.

- There's so many people watching.

- Oh my gosh.

- Yeah, you should probably take your shirts off.

- That would get us more viewers.

- That's a great idea.

Yeah.

- Okay.

- You do have amazing boobs anyway.

- Oh, thank you.

I got spit all over my shirt.

It's okay, dollar store.

Yeah, I'm in yucky hands.

Okay, okay, okay.

- Look at those tits, Chanel, you look so good.

- You're my brother.

- Oh my God.

- You shouldn't look at your sister like that anyway.

- Exactly, ew.

- You're not the only one with a sister

with really nice tits.

(dog barking)

- Hey.

(choking)

- Is the viewer count going up?

- Yeah, I've been watching it.

It just keeps going up, it's like skyrocketing.

We're already almost at 40,000 views, that's insane.

- 40,000?

Jump that much from our boo. Well, it's just been going up like

Okay, we've already been here like what like four or five minutes like yeah

You guys are such good help. What else do you think we could do to get more viewers?

I really want to hit like maybe like I don't know a million views today. They might be viral

Yeah, exactly.

(baby babbling)

[making sounds]

(slurping)

(groaning)

- Are you having fun?

- My spit.

(laughing)

(gurgling)

- Whoa!

- Yes, spank my sister again.

- Purr.

- Yeah.

- My sister looks so hot.

- They just really ruined the mood for me.

- Disgusting.

(sighs)

You know, it's fine.

Just imagine it's just us anyway.

Like that's all the viewers are looking at.

Who cares about these guys?

- You guys don't actually matter in this.

(mimics eating)

(mimics spitting)

(slurping)

(moaning)

(burping)

(moaning)

- Are the viewers going up?

- Mm-hmm, they just keep rising.

Looks like we're doing something right.

I mean, you look so hot, so I would doubt it.

Sames.

(laughing)

- Sames.

(slurping)

- Ooh, that just sounds hot.

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*slurping*

*slurping*

*sigh*

So how are we gonna get more viewers? I really want to hit a million today.

*muffled*

*muffled*

Do you guys have any more advice? Any ideas?

*muffled*

Maybe if you get on top of our dicks, you'll get more viewers.

Yeah?

It would help.

I mean, I guess.

As long as I don't have to fuck my own brother.

Exactly.

(slurping)

- Ew.

(laughing)

(groaning)

- Oh my gosh.

(grunting)

- Ew.

- Oh, fuck.

- Ew.

- Yeah.

- Come on.

- Oh my God, oh my God, the viewers are going up.

- Are they?

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

- We're gonna be influencers soon enough.

- Oh my God.

(moaning)

- Oh my gosh, it's so weird.

- Okay, they're so weird.

(moaning)

- Oh my God, what?

Oh my God.

Oh my God, oh my God.

I meant you!

I meant you!

(crying)

- I can't do this.

- Oh my god, no.

We're in everything together.

A secret life.

(crying)

(gasping)

( layered breathing)

- Oh my god.

Yes.

(moans)

Oh yes.

(groaning)

- Are the beavers up again?

- Yes, they're so high.

- Oh my gosh.

(groaning)

- This sucks.

(groaning)

(groaning)

- Ew!

- Rose, it's so hard for me to stay in this

when you keep touching me.

- Literally.

- Pretend there is a wall here.

- Do you think we should turn around?

You have a nice ass.

Yeah, I'm just like, I don't want to look at them anymore.

Yeah, me too.

Ew.

[MOANING]

[GIGGLING]

[MOANING]

[GASPING]

[MOANING]

[GASPING]

[MOANING]

[GASPING]

(moaning)

Don't touch me.

[GROANING]

How are you doing over there?

It's tolerable.

Same.

Same.

Same.

So these are going up like crazy, though.

We're going to hit a million today.

We for sure are, girl.

Get out of here!

(moaning)

- Oh my gosh.

(moaning)

(moaning)

- Oh my God.

- Get out of here!

I swear if you touch me one more time, I am knocking your lights out!

Literally, both of you.

Get with the program, it's not that hard.

Oh my gosh.

Look at that booty bounce!

The neighbors are loving it!

(moaning)

- You know, you guys would get way more views

if you do 69.

- What's that?

- If you play with each other.

- Oh, I mean, I could be down to touch you.

(laughing)

(moaning)

Thank you.

Ew, oh my gosh.

- What?

Right

I know my brother's dick is in my face. Get it away. No, let me put it back.

Oh my gosh. We gave you a hole. That should be enough.

Literally.

It would be so pretty if I could just get over the fact that I'm looking at my brother's dick.

Literally same.

(moaning)

- Ah, no!

- Why not?

Come on, you'll get more views.

- No, I'm just gonna eat her pussy, put it back.

(moaning)

- Fine, spit on it.

(spitting)

- That's all you get.

Oh my gosh.

Wow, look at your teeth.

(laughing)

- You're so cute.

- Thank you.

- Oh, our titties are touching.

- Titty touch.

- Ew.

- Too close to my face.

- Gross.

- Ew, oh my God.

EW! My brother's dick touched my mouth!

Oh my gosh!

How could you?

It's so gross!

Oh you guys are so difficult.

That was way too close!

Oh my gosh!

EW! What were you thinking?

It wasn't that bad.

Yeah

Oh

oh you're pretty pussy oh my god I'm watching like oh my god I just grabbed it with my hand

I'm trying to touch her clit.

- Ew!

You're so glittery.

(grunting)

- Sorry, sorry, it just slipped out.

It just slipped out.

- Whatever, fool.

- Ew, no, I did not want it in my mouth.

- You enjoyed it.

- No, I did not.

You enjoyed it.

Oh come on don't lie I know you want it.

Oh, um, never.

Puh, puh.

Puh.

Oh.

Oh, are you spitting down there?

Yeah, I'm keeping it nice and wet for you.

Oh, oh, I just, I just licked my brother's dick.

Oh, ew!

Oh my god!

Why would you lick your brother's dick?

That's so rude!

I didn't do it!

What did you just put in your mouth?

Yes!

What the hell?

I know!

Don't you see every time I do that the views go higher

Yeah, it's working

No, it's not actually working!

Is it working?

Uh huh!

It's actually working!

*Groaning*

Wait, no, no, no, no, no, this is terrible!

I would never do this, it's disgusting!

You were right, you were right.

That was weird.

Yeah, I don't know, I can't, I can't.

Why don't you, why don't you lie down, why don't you guys

lie down and you guys will make out while we fuck you.

Um, okay.

I mean, I guess then at least we don't have to think about it.

Okay.

*Giggling*

- Okay. - It's my way to get it out.

Just like that.

(laughing)

- Oh my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

- Five. - Oh my God, five.

- I'm so pretty when I take the heat.

- Me too.

(Abbie grunting)

- Oh my God, yes, you just kissed me.

- Oh my God, your pussy is so tight.

(moaning)

*moaning*

(moaning)

- Oh, me thigh, thigh.

(moaning)

- Ian, Ian, oh my God.

(moaning)

(Abbie grunting)

- You're so pretty while you get fucked.

- Thank you.

- Oh my goodness.

Here, just, I'll suck your dick.

If you can't handle it, just lay down.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

I guess my pussy's just magic for me.

- So magical.

- It makes the bees go up.

Now I can just look at you.

(moaning)

- You still have dicks so good.

So sexy.

(moaning)

- Why are you touching me?

- Yeah, Chanel, why don't you suck both of our dicks?

- Wait, what?

- Um, what do you mean?

You're my brother.

- Well, you did it earlier, it's fine.

- Yeah.

- For the algorithm.

- Yeah.

I mean, I guess the views did go up.

- The views were going up.

But I don't know.

- It's still like, ugh.

I mean, I guess I could, just for like a minute.

- Yeah, a minute.

- Just like a minute.

Okay, yeah.

Are you sure about this?

Yeah, the algorithm will increase.

- I swear if we don't get more viewers,

I'm gonna break it.

- Yeah, I don't know.

What's going on?

- This is kind of hot.

How'd it turn on?

(baby cooing)

- Are the viewers coming up?

- Yeah, they definitely are.

Oh yeah.

(moaning)

- Okay, do I have to suck my brother's dick forever?

- Well, the baby should keep going on.

- Yeah, but he can't get up.

(moaning)

- Come on, do it for the team.

- Yeah.

Come on, we want to be influencers!

I mean, this is actually kind of hot.

I'm gonna forget this moment, hopefully forever.

It's gonna be okay, we can do this.

(moaning)

- The viewers are literally my number right now.

Keep doing whatever you guys are doing.

(moaning)

- You know, if I have to be tortured, it's only fair

you have to be tortured as well.

I think you need to take a turn.

Okay.

It's for the views.

Okay, I guess.

Ew. Good. Anything to get me away from this.

Ugh.

Ah, ah, ah.

Down nice and low.

I want you to open your mouth open really wide,

so you have to go through it too.

- Okay. - It was your idea anyway.

- No, it was theirs.

Ugh. Are you sure I have to do this?

- Yes. It's the only way to make it fair.

Besides, look at the babies. They're so excited.

- Oh my god, yeah, they're going nuts.

(grunting)

(spitting)

(gagging)

I'll help you, he's a really big cup.

(gagging)

- You're welcome.

(gagging)

- Oh, those balls.

(gagging)

- Ooh, thanks.

- You're welcome.

Teamwork.

- Oh my God, I forgot this was my birthday.

- Oh my God.

- Oh!

Just don't look up, just don't look up.

Just look at the camera.

It'll make it so much easier.

That's what I've been.

When you look up, you just, you wanna barf.

Yeah.

(baby babbling)

At least you're pretty.

Oh my God, look at the viewers are going, oh!

We're so close to a million views.

Oh my God, I think we're gonna hit a million views

just because we did this.

(baby cooing)

- It's insane.

I wonder what we could do to get the views even higher.

(baby cooing)

- I don't know.

- Do you guys have any suggestions?

(baby cooing)

- Maybe if you fuck your brother and I fuck my sister.

- Wait, what?

- We'll go extra viral.

- I can't believe they even suggested that.

That's insane.

- I don't know about that.

- I'm already sucking your dick.

- You just want to get a million views though, right?

- But isn't this enough?

We're already like, we're already halfway there.

- I mean, I feel like we maybe don't have to do that.

- No, the viewers are going down.

Oh my God, that's what they want us to do.

- No way.

- Ugh.

- I mean.

- Okay.

- I mean, let's talk about this.

- Shut up, we're not talking to you.

- You know what, we need to have a private conversation.

- Yeah, okay.

- So, me?

- Yeah.

- Okay, rock, paper, scissors.

- Okay.

- Rock, paper, scissors.

(scissors snapping)

- I guess we do it.

- I'm not gonna either, rock, paper, scissors.

- Oh my gosh.

- Okay, it's okay.

We'll just look at each other.

- Yeah.

- And then we won't have to look at them.

- Exactly.

- It'll be so much better.

- Yeah, you're pretty titties, so it's okay.

(moaning)

- Ew.

- I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

(moaning)

- I can't believe we're fucking our brothers right now.

- Oh my god, don't say it out loud.

(moaning)

(moaning)

- Oh my God.

- Oh my God, ew.

(moaning)

- Oh my God.

Ew.

(moaning)

(groaning)

- Oh, give me more.

- Ew, but I don't wanna look at you.

Ugh, gross.

I'm looking at the ceiling.

- Wait, no, look at me.

Hold my hands.

- All right, we're gonna get through this.

We're gonna get through this.

Close your eyes and think about me.

I'm thinking about your pretty pussy.

Oh my god look at the views we hit a million!

Oh my god we're in blizzards!

Oh my god we're in blizzards!

Oh my god we're in blizzards!

Oh my god we're in blizzards!

Oh my god we're in blizzards!

Oh my god we're in blizzards!

Oh my god we're in blizzards!

Oh my god we're in blizzards!

Oh my god we're in blizzards!

Oh my god we're in blizzards!

*Crying*

You know, I don't even see his face anymore

I know, I'm just looking at you

(laughing)

- Well mom didn't restock the paper lunch bags

or I just wanna put them over their heads.

- Oh my gosh, we could've just done that, yeah.

(laughing)

- Is this gonna be over anytime soon?

like isn't there like a finale type thing?

- Yeah, you guys hurry up.

- Like we already hit a million views.

- Yeah, you guys just move the rat.

- Is there something you need to finish?

- Literally.

- Yeah, beg for it.

- Please come for me, please.

- Please just come already.

- Please come so we can get this done.

- Yeah, just come.

- I really just wanna go and like lay on my bed.

- Yeah, please come already.

- Come on, you can do this.

- Just let the fat load just come out.

- Yeah, just come.

- Please just come.

- Just put it all over.

- We're gonna have to milk your cotton cord.

- Okay, they're gonna come, they're gonna come.

Oh, on our faces?

I did my makeup for the live stream.

(screaming)

- Oh my God, it hit me.

- It got in my mouth.

(screaming)

- Oh my God.

You got it in my mouth.

(spitting)

Oh my goodness.

Oh my gosh, do you see the viewers?

We hit two million!

Oh my gosh.

That's a lot of viewers.

Wow, you almost got three million.

I bet if you guys come, Spotty, we'll hit three million.

For sure.

Do you think so?

Should we do it?

- 100%.

- I mean, we're already covered in cum at this point.

- Yeah, that's true.

- Okay.

(kissing)

- Here, I'll suck it off your face.

(groaning)

- I'm gonna give it back.

(kissing)

- Give me your head.

- Yeah.

- Give it back to me.

(laughing)

- It's so much cum.

Fucking our program worked. Hell yeah. Wait what?

This was all for your program? This is fake?

That was fake news?

Not all of them are fake. Not all of them. So you were just lying to us?

Oh my gosh. You guys set this up.

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