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TY: PREVIOUSLY ON "HEARTLAND":

I GOT THESE IN THE MAIL THIS WEEK.

YOU GOT ACCEPTED AT TWO PLACES.

GRASSLANDS AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE

AND UNIVERSITY OF MANITOBA.

I'M TELLING YOU THAT I'M MOVING AWAY;

THAT WE WON'T BE WORKING TOGETHER,

THAT I WON'T GET TO SEE YOU EVERY MORNING,

THAT WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER.

THAT'S NOT SO EASY.

IF YOU CAN GIVE UP ON US WORKING TOGETHER

AFTER ONE DAY,

WHAT HAPPENS IF WE...

WHAT? IF WE WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW, IF WE...

LIVE TOGETHER... OR SOMETHING.

AMY: YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T EVER WANT THINGS TO CHANGE.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU AT ALL.

(LAUGHING)

(JEEP RUMBLES ALONG SLOWLY)

(DOOR THUNKS SHUT)

(CONTENTED SIGH)

(TAILGATE CLICKS OPEN)

(BIRDS CHIRP)

(EASEL LEGS SNAP INTO PLACE)

(DRAWER RATTLES OPEN)

(GRASS RUSTLES IN THE WIND)

(BIRDS SING)

(WATER BABBLES GENTLY)

I TACKED UP THE HORSES.

I THOUGHT WE COULD GO FOR A RIDE.

WELL, GETTING A HEAD START ON THE PACKING?

YEAH. I'VE GOT TO.

I'M WORKING WITH SCOTT TODAY SO...

I'M NOT GOING TO SEE YOU UNTIL THANKSGIVING?

AND YOU'RE SPENDING YOUR LAST DAY WITH SCOTT?

HEY, I THOUGHT WE SAID

WE WEREN'T GONNA MAKE A BIG DEAL

ABOUT THIS BEING MY LAST DAY.

WELL, THAT WAS BEFORE YOU STARTED PACKING.

YOU KNOW I HATE LONG GOODBYES.

I'D RATHER NOT EVEN GO-

OKAY, TY. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT SCHOOL, OKAY?

DON'T SAY YOU'RE NOT GOING, NOT BECAUSE OF ME.

DRIVE ME NUTS.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA MISS YOU?

WOULD THAT DRIVE YOU NUTS?

MM-MM.

YOU CAN TELL ME YOU'LL MISS ME.

BUT JUST A LITTLE, AND JUST THIS ONCE, OKAY?

OKAY.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

MALLORY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

NOTHING! YOU'LL THANK ME LATER.

YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME OTHER THINGS

I'M GONNA MISS ABOUT THIS PLACE, TOO.

LIKE THIS GUY.

HEY HARLEY? HOW YOU DOIN'?

HEY! WHERE THE HELL IS CALEB?

WHO DOES HE THINK IS GONNA DO HIS WORK? ME?

AND SOME THINGS I'M NOT.

(LAUGHING)

MALLORY: OH, THAT'S PERFECT!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, ONE SECOND.

MALLORY!

GIVE IT A REST!

WHATEVER.

LOU: OKAY, SO I'M THINKING...

INDIVIDUAL SIZE NAPOLETANA PIZZAS,

AND A BIG CAESAR SALAD.

WITH LOTS OF ANCHOVIES.

NOTHING SAYS GOING AWAY PARTY LIKE ANCHOVIES.

WHAT'S THAT, TY'S FAVOURITE FOOD?

HM. NO, IT'S MINE.

I'M HAVING THIS WEIRD CRAVING LATELY.

OH MY GOD! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS,

BUT THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FOUND OUT I WAS PREGNANT.

LOU: REALLY?

YEAH.

ME AND JERRY, WE'D BEEN TRYING FOR AGES.

AND ONE DAY WE WERE OUT FOR PIZZA

AND INSTEAD OF ORDERING THE HAWAIIAN SPECIAL,

I ORDERED THE NAPOLETANA WITH EXTRA ANCHOVIES!

AND THAT'S WHEN JERRY SAID, HONEY, WE MUST BE PREGNANT!

BECAUSE OF THE ANCHOVIES?

THAT AND THE FORGETFULNESS.

AND WHEN I CHECKED THE CALENDAR I WAS A WHOLE WEEK LATE.

JUST A WEEK?

BY THE WAY,

I'M GONNA HAVE MY HANDS FULL

SHOPPING FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF HOURS.

MAYBE YOU COULD DO ME A LITTLE FAVOUR?

SURE.

LOU: OH. OKAY. GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT. SEE YA.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING, I GOT HIM.

BYE.

DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX...

YEESH!

JERRY JUNIOR: (CRYING)

JERRY!

(JERRY CRYING) HEY, I'M RIGHT HERE.

DON'T CRY... DON'T CRY...

DON'T CRY. YEAH!

(JERRY SPITS UP)

EW!

(JERRY FUSSES)

GROSS!

(JERRY GIGGLES) THANKS.

GROSS.

(GRASS CRUNCHES UNDERFOOT)

OH NO, NOT AGAIN.

DAMN HUNTERS.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪ And at the break of day ♪

♪ You sank into... ♪

♪ Your dream ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

HEY LOU, JUST WONDERING...

WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT ME TO GET TY BACK?

AH, FIVE O'CLOCK,

BUT PLEASE DON'T BE LATE.

LOU? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME?

YEAH. IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY, SO PLEASE.

NO. I MEAN...

OH YEAH, THIS IS JERRY JUNIOR,

MARNIE'S LITTLE GUY.

I'M BABYSITTING.

FIGURED. NEVER SAW YOU AS THE BABY TYPE.

UH... EXCUSE ME?

I AM TOTALLY THE BABY TYPE, OKAY? I JUST...

HERE YOU GO. YEAH...

UH, (CLEARS THROAT)

YOU'RE NOT GONNA TEST THAT FIRST?

OH YEAH. TOTALLY.

MM. AH!

IT'S GOOD.

IT'S JUST REALLY, REALLY HOT.

THAT'S TOO HOT FOR YOU. TOO HOT.

SUPER HOT.

COME ON, I'M GOING TO BE GONE FOREVER.

WE CAN ALWAYS GO RIDING WHEN I GET BACK.

YEAH. EXCEPT LOU'S PROBABLY

GONNA WANNA HAVE AN EARLY DINNER,

AND, YOU KNOW, MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL...

HEY! LET'S GO. SEE YOU LATER, AMY.

SEE YOU, SCOTT.

I THOUGHT WE SAID TODAY WASN'T GONNA BE A BIG DEAL.

THIS BETTER NOT BE ONE OF LOU'S FANCY-

IT'S... NO. IT'S JUST DINNER, OKAY?

IT'S NOT GONNA...

(SCOTT HONKS) OKAY, OKAY. I'M COMING.

I'LL SEE YOU.

OKAY. OKAY.

(TRUCK STARTS UP)

(TRUCK RUMBLES AWAY)

WOW. THE LAST DAY...

NOT EVEN A GOODBYE KISS? TALK ABOUT PLAYING IT COOL.

MALLORY, GET THE CAMERA OUTTA MY FACE.

SORAYA: SHE ORDERED IT WEEKS AGO

AND KEEPS "FORGETTING" TO PICK IT UP.

SHE'S SO IN DENIAL.

HER LATEST EXCUSE?

SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T WANNA GO OVERBOARD

ABOUT HIM LEAVING.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

SHE KEEPS SAYING HOW OKAY SHE'LL BE WITHOUT TY.

YEAH. HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO LAST?

WELL, HE'S LEAVING TOMORROW,

SO I GUESSING, AT LEAST, ONE MORE DAY.

CALEB: HEY GIRLS. GIRLS: HEY.

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE LATE FOR WORK?

YES I AM.

I'M GONNA BE A WHOLE LOT LATER, TOO,

ONCE I POLISH OFF ONE... RANCHMAN'S BREAKFAST SPECIAL.

WOW. THE RANCHMAN'S SPECIAL.

THIS IS KIND OF LIKE SERVING SOMEONE HIS LAST MEAL.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

SHE MEANS THAT JACK'S GOING TO KILL YOU.

YEAH, OR GIVE ME A RAISE.

WITH TY GONE AND ALL,

I FIGURE I'LL BE DOING TWICE AS MUCH WORK,

SO I DESERVE TWICE AS MUCH MONEY.

PLEASE! JACK IS A TOTAL CHEAPSKATE.

THE LAST OF THE TEN PERCENT TIPPERS.

ASHLEY: YOU GET TEN PERCENT?

I STILL GET CANADIAN TIRE MONEY!

YEAH. THAT'S WHY I'M CHANGING TACTICS.

PLAYING HARDBALL.

STARTING OFF WITH BEING LATE FOR WORK,

JACK'S GONNA REALIZE HOW MUCH HE NEEDS ME

AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE ME THAT RAISE.

ASHLEY: YEAH. THAT'S A GREAT PLAN.

YEAH. ONLY PROBLEM IS...

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT JACK.

(TRUCK RUMBLES)

BRIAR RIDGE? WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

WELL, I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE A DISTRACTION,

TO HELP KEEP YOUR MIND OFF THIS SITUATION.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WITH TY.

YEAH. WELL, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

HOPE I'M NOT LATE.

AMY: WHAT'S SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

VAL: APOLLO WAS BRED FOR SHOW JUMPING.

HE SHOULD BE ON THE CIRCUIT.

THE PROBLEM IS ASHLEY CAN'T DO MUCH WITH HIM

EVER SINCE HE CAME BACK FROM HEARTLAND.

SHE SAYS HE'S JUMPING LIKE A CAMEL.

SHE WON'T EVEN RIDE HIM.

AMY: HE LOOKS GOOD TO ME.

HE'S FILLED OUT, HE HAS A NICE TOP LINE...

VAL: YEAH, WELL, LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.

(CHUCKLES) YOU'RE THE HORSE WHISPERER.

I THINK WHAT VAL'S TRYING TO SAY IS,

SHE WANTS YOU TO MAKE HIM MORE OR LESS LIKE HE WAS.

WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT TO EXPECT.

I MEAN, I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A CLASSROOM

SINCE GRADE NINE, SO...

DON'T WORRY, THE FIRST WEEK IS FROSH.

(CHUCKLES) FROSH.

ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING FREE BEER.

YEAH. GO EASY.

'CAUSE MONDAY YOU'LL WANNA HAVE A CLEAR HEAD

BEFORE YOU DISSECT YOUR FIRST SHEEP'S BRAIN.

THANKS.

I WAS REALLY PSYCHED UNTIL YOU SAID THAT.

AH, YOU'VE SEEN WORSE.

AND I'M THE ONE LOSING AN ASSISTANT HERE.

(PHONE RINGS) SCOTT HERE.

NORTH OF GOLDEN. YEAH.

I'LL DO IT. OKAY. BYE.

CHANGE OF PLANS?

YEAH. I GOTTA SEE A WOMAN ABOUT A HORSE.

IN GOLDEN, B.C.?

ISN'T THAT LIKE 300 KILOMETRES FROM HERE?

NOT AS THE CROW FLIES.

YOU'RE FLYING IN?

YEAH. I'LL DROP YOU OFF AT THE RANCH

ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR ASSISTANT YET.

YEAH, BUT AMY.

I KNOW, IT'S OUR LAST DAY, BUT WE'RE BOTH GOOD WITH IT.

COME ON. A REMOTE VET CALL?

OKAY, BUT I HAVE TO GET YOU BACK IN TIME FOR...

YOU KNOW, BACK IN TIME FOR SUPPER.

HEY, JACK.

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OVER FROM HERE?

I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO SHOW UP.

I FIGURED YOU WOULD BE.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

WELL, THERE IS SOMETHING I WANNA SAY TO YOU TOO.

THE THING IS, WITH TY GONE AND ALL-

YOU'RE FIRED!

WHAT?

DON'T BE LIKE THAT.

I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.

SO AM I.

COME ON, JACK.

I DON'T NEED SOME RODEO WANNABE

WITH AN INFLATED SENSE OF HIS OWN SELF WORTH

WORKING FOR ME.

PICK UP YOUR STUFF.

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

♪♪♪

OKAY. COME ON, AMY. KEEP YOUR LEG ON HIM!

SUPPORT HIM TO THE JUMP!

JUMPING FLAT!

AGH! TOO LONG!

VAL: NO, NO, NO.

YOU GAVE UP ON HIM. COME ON, AMY!

I SAW THAT COMING A MILE AWAY!

AMY: LOOK, MRS. STANTON,

I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT INVESTED IN THIS HORSE,

BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO DO MY JOB,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO...

I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP.

WELL, SEE... THAT'S THE THING.

WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS KIND OF THE OPPOSITE OF HELP.

(PHONE RINGS) SORRY, JUST...

I HAVE TO TAKE THIS.

HI.

WHAT?

TY, ON YOUR LAST DAY?

NO. WHATEVER.

IT JUST WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.

YEAH.

OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE.

YEAH. DO WHAT YOU WANT.

BOYFRIEND TROUBLES?

NO. NO TROUBLES. JUST...

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

HE'S GOING AWAY TO COLLEGE.

HE'LL COME HOME AT THANKSGIVING

AND YOU'LL JUST BE THE OLD GIRLFRIEND.

IN MY DAY, THEY CALLED IT THE TURKEY DUMP.

YOU KNOW WHAT? UM...

I REALLY DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN,

SO I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO GO SEE TY.

WHAT NOW?! AMY!

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'LL HAVE TO RESCHEDULE.

(SINGSONG) SLEEPY TIME...

THAT'S IT... SLEEPY TIME.

STAY ASLEEP, STAY ASLEEP...

NO. NO, NO, NO. STAY ASLEEP.

DON'T WAKE UP. YOU'RE FINE.

STAY ASLEEP. STAY ASLEEP.

(LAUGHS) THERE YOU GO.

MALLORY: (LOUD) LOU? CHECK THIS OUT...

SHH!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT,

SCOTT SAID I WASN'T THE BABY TYPE.

I'VE TOTALLY GOT THIS BABY THING UNDER CONTROL.

UGH! YOU NEED TO GET THAT DIAPER THING UNDER CONTROL.

I'M TAKING THIS TO GO.

(SNIFFS) EWWW... GROSS.

ALL RIGHT. EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.

LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

YOU STILL WANNA COME?

YEAH.

DON'T WORRY,

YOU'LL GET SEE AMY AT THE...

I KNOW. LOU'S SUPPER, RIGHT?

SCOTT: ALL RIGHT. SEATBELT.

FIRST AID KIT. PUKE BAG...

UH, BUT NO ONE PUKES IN THIS PLANE, GOT IT?

(SMALL LAUGH) GOT IT.

ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

(PROPELLER SPUTTERS AND CATCHES)

(PLANE RUMBLES OFF)

JACK, I KNOW YOU MEANT WELL,

BUT FRANKLY, I'M PUT OFF.

SHE'S JUST TRYING TO COME TO TERMS WITH TY GOING AWAY

THE BEST SHE CAN.

YEAH. WELL, SHE JUST TOOK OFF

AND LEFT ME STANDING THERE!

SHE'S A YOUNG GIRL,

AND LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS -

WELL, YOU KNOW! - THAT'S NOT SO EASY.

YEAH, WELL,

I GUESS YOU'RE AN EXPERT IN THAT FIELD.

LISA'S IN FRANCE

MORE THAN SHE IS HERE, RIGHT?

WELL, IF I WAS SUCH AN EXPERT,

MAYBE SHE'D STICK AROUND A LITTLE BIT MORE.

LISTEN...

WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THIS GUY WITH ME,

AND GIVE AMY ANOTHER CHANCE?

EVERYBODY HAS AN OFF DAY.

HERE'S YOUR COOLER.

SHHH! THE BABY!

(WHISPERS) OKAY, HERE'S YOUR COOLER.

WHAT? WHERE'S THE ICE?

I COULD HAVE SWORN I PUT ICE.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE SOME.

ME?!

COME ON, WHAT ABOUT THE THING FOR TY'S PARTY.

I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO!

YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK?

I GOT THE WHOLE PARTY,

PLUS THE BALL AND CHAIN HERE.

YOU MEAN THE BABY? NICE.

COULD YOU PLEASE JUST PUT THE BEER

IN THE COOLER, QUIETLY.

THERE IS NO BEER.

WHAT? (OBJECT CLATTERS)

SHHH! THE BABY!

I FORGOT TO BUY THE BEER?!

OH MY GOD, I REALLY AM...

WHAT? BOSSY? UNBEARABLE? CONTROL FREAK?

FORGETFUL.

(JERRY FUSSES)

WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?

WELL, I CAN BABYSIT, WHILE YOU GO GET THE BEER.

NO WAY. I PROMISED MARNIE.

I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU WITH JERRY JUNIOR.

WHAT? YOU MEAN, THE BALL AND CHAIN?

YOU'RE RIGHT, LOU, WHEN IT COME TO BABIES

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY WAY MORE QUALIFIED THEN ME.

THANKS A LOT.

(JERRY CRIES)

(TRUCK RUMBLES TO A STOP)

(DOOR SLAMS)

AIRPORT CONTROLLER: YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?

SCOTT CARDINAL.

THE VET. HE WENT THATAWAY.

GOT A 15 MINUTE HEAD START,

BUT MIGHT BE ABLE TO CATCH HIM IF YOU HURRY.

JUST KIDDING.

SORRY, IS THAT COLD?

(JERRY WHIMPERS)

HEY. HEY.

OH MY GOSH, WHAT'VE WE GOT HERE?

(CHUCKLES)

NEED A HAND THERE?

AH, NO. I THINK I'VE GOT IT.

AH, SURE YOU DO. SCOOTCH OVER.

I'LL SHOW YOU A THING OR TWO.

OH REALLY?

YEAH. HUH.

PETER: YOU KNOW, THERE WERE SEVEN OF US

GROWING UP ON THE FARM,

SO I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF PRACTICE AT THIS.

YEAH.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE

A GOOD FATHER ONE DAY.

YEAH. THAT'S DEFINITELY PART OF THE PLAN.

WHAT PLAN?

LIFE PLAN.

WHAT? YOU'VE GOT YOUR LIFE ALL PLANNED OUT?

YEAH. STARTED WHEN I WAS 30,

PICKED UP A TWO-BIT OIL COMPANY.

GAVE MYSELF FIVE YEARS TO TURN IT AROUND

AND ANOTHER FIVE TO TAKE IT PUBLIC AND...

IT SOUNDS MORE LIKE A BUSINESS PLAN, BABY.

NO, NO, NO.

I'VE GOT THE PERSONAL PART FIGURED OUT TOO.

YOU KNOW, FIND A NICE GIRL

AND HAVE A COUPLE OF YEARS OF FUN,

AND TIE THE KNOT AND...

FUN OVER?

HUH? WHAT'RE YOU KIDDING ME?! NO WAY.

FUN'S JUST BEGINNING. FAMILY FUN.

I'M PLAN TO BE KNEE-DEEP IN PROGENY

BY THE TIME I'M 40.

GOOD TO KNOW.

SO WHERE ARE YOU AT TODAY, PLAN-WISE?

OH, I TOOK THE DAY OFF FROM THE PLAN

SO I COULD HELP YOU OUT.

SO I'M AT YOUR DISPOSAL.

ALL RIGHT.

SO BESIDE CHANGING DIAPERS AND STUFF LIKE THAT,

ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED ME TO DO?

UM... MARNIE'S GOT THE PIZZA,

I'M MAKING THE SALAD...

(TO JERRY) YEAH...

YOU COULD DO A BEER RUN FOR ME.

SURE. 'KAY.

SEE YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

PETER: OH HEY...

YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME IF THAT BABY WAS YOURS, RIGHT?

YEAH. JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME

MAX WAS A DOG - EVENTUALLY.

NOTHING I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THEN?

YEAH, THERE IS, ACTUALLY.

GRAMPA DRINKS BIG ROCK. TRADITIONAL.

AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU,

YOU'LL DRINK IT, TOO.

RIGHT.

COME ON, MAX.

(JERRY COOS)

JACK: I SEE YOU MANAGED TO TICK OFF VAL

WITHOUT TOO MUCH TROUBLE.

COME ON, GRAMPA,

SHE WAS DRIVING ME ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!

I KNOW AS WELL AS ANYONE HOW PUSHY THAT WOMAN CAN BE.

BUT YOU CAN'T SAY THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW

WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.

USED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST SHOW-JUMPERS AROUND.

I KNOW. I GET IT, GRANDPA.

IT'S NOT JUST VAL.

AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS STUPID

AND I KNOW THAT TY'S JUST GONE

FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, BUT...

IT FEELS LIKE A BIG DEAL TO ME.

I'M SURE IT IS.

AND MAYBE I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT EITHER,

TELLING VAL THAT YOU'D HELP HER.

WHAT WITH TY LEAVING, I GOT A LOT ON MY MIND, TOO.

IT'S OKAY.

YOU KNOW, I'LL... I'LL GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT.

THANKS. HEY, AND UH...

IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, YOU LET ME DEAL WITH VAL.

OKAY.

(JERRY CRYING)

OH, IS THAT MY LITTLE ANGEL?

THIS IS SO WEIRD.

HE WAS A LITTLE ANGEL THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE GONE.

OH, DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY, LOU.

I DIDN'T HAVE A MATERNAL BONE IN MY BODY

UNTIL JERRY JUNIOR CAME ALONG.

YOU KNOW WHAT,

I THINK I'M VERY MATERNAL, OKAY?

I COOK, I CLEAN.

I LOOK AFTER THIS ENTIRE FAMILY

AND I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYONE COMPLAIN...

EXCEPT YOUR BABY.

ARE YOU SAYING IT'S JERRY JUNIOR'S FAULT?

BECAUSE BLAMING A BABY

IS PRETTY MUCH THE LEAST MATERNAL THING

YOU COULD DO.

ACTUALLY, IT SAYS ON WIKIPEDIA THAT GUPPIES EAT THEIR YOUNG,

SO... THAT'S GOTTA BE WORSE THAN BLAMING.

MALLORY, WHY ARE YOU DOING HERE AGAIN?

I NEED A LIFT INTO TOWN.

I NEED TO GET A COMPUTER CABLE

FOR MY GOODBYE TY PHOTO-MONTAGE.

WELL, WE'RE A LITTLE BUSY, OKAY?

FINE! JUST DON'T BLAME ME IF YOUR PARTY SUCKS

BECAUSE OF A SECOND RATE POWERPOINT PRESENTATION!

(EXHALES)

TY: WOW!

THAT'S A NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE.

SCOTT: NO ONE KNOWS THESE MOUNTAINS BETTER THAN JANE HERE DOES.

JANE: GLAD YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE, HUH?

MAYBE WE'LL BE SEEING MORE OF YOU.

SCOTT: THAT'S THE IDEA.

SO, ONE DEAD HORSE.

A STALLION WITH AN ARROW IN HIS NECK?

JANE: AND BOW-HUNTING SEASON JUST STARTED.

THOSE GUYS PAY $10,000 A POP TO HUNT UP HERE.

THEY GET PRETTY TRIGGER HAPPY IF THEY DON'T GET THEIR ELK.

SCOTT: THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME

SOMEONE'S TAKEN A SHOT AT THAT HERD.

PROBABLY WON'T BE THE LAST.

YEAH, WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE NOTICED OR CARED.

ONE WILD HORSE, MORE OR LESS.

MAKE A PRETTY DECENT LIVING PAINTING THOSE HORSES.

I FEEL I OWE THEM FOR THAT.

SORAYA: OH! ANYTHING I CAN GET FOR YOU, MS. STANTON?

NO. JUST MY DAUGHTER.

HER SHIFT'S OVER.

SHE'S JUST CHANGING IN THE BACK.

THANK GOD FOR SMALL MERCIES.

I STILL CAN'T GET USED TO HER IN THAT WAITRESS OUTFIT.

ASHLEY: WELL, GET USED TO IT, MOM.

'CAUSE MAGGIE SAYS I CAN KEEP WORKING HERE ON WEEKENDS

AND AFTER SCHOOL.

I KNOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PROVOKE ME, ASHLEY,

AND I'M NOT GOING THERE.

IT'S ALL ABOUT INDEPENDENCE.

YEAH, WELL, 'CAUSE IT CAN'T BE ABOUT THE MONEY

SHE MAKES IN THIS PLACE.

I GOT SOMETHING FOR TY. WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HIM?

AN IPOD? THAT'S REALLY SWEET.

WELL, YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO HIM YOURSELF,

MS. STANTON.

NO, I...

I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING TO A PARTY.

YOU'RE NOT COMING? WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I THINK I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF AMY FLEMING

FOR ONE DAY. THAT'S WHY.

ANYWAY, YOU GUYS HAVE A NICE TIME.

BYE-BYE.

BYE, MOM.

AMY: SHE SAID ONCE HE GOES AWAY TO COLLEGE,

ALL I AM IS HIS OLD GIRLFRIEND!

LOU? LOU, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

YEAH, YEAH, I HEARD YOU.

VAL STANTON. THE "OLD GIRLFRIEND" THEORY.

AT LEAST THAT'S SOMETHING. AT LEAST IT HAS A NAME.

WHAT DO CALL DATING A GUY WHOSE LIFE PLAN

DOESN'T EVEN SEEM TO INCLUDE YOU?

I'M SURE HE WANTS TO HAVE BABIES SOMEDAY,

WITH SOMEBODY.

BUT WHO KNOWS WHO THAT SOMEBODY IS?

I SURE DON'T!

THIS DOESN'T HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH JERRY JUNIOR,

DOES IT?

NOT AT ALL.

THIS HAS TO DO WITH JUST DYING FOR A CAESAR SALAD

WITH EXTRA ANCHOVIES.

IT HAS TO DO WITH LOOKING AT THE CALENDAR

AND NOT LIKING WHAT YOU SEE.

YOU THINK YOU'RE-

PSHT! DON'T GO THERE. DON'T EVEN SAY THE WORD.

OKAY, BUT IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE...

WELL, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET ONE OF THOSE,

YOU KNOW, THOSE TESTS.

BEFORE YOU DRIVE YOURSELF EVEN CRAZIER.

WHAT, YOU MEAN DROP EVERYTHING,

DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO TOWN,

BUY A TEST, DRIVE ALL THE WAY BACK...

AND MEANWHILE,

WHO'S GONNA MAKE THE CAESAR SALAD?

OKAY.

(HORSES NICKER)

YEAH, THEY'RE STILL THERE.

TY: YEAH, I SEE THEM.

THE STALLION DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD.

THESE TRANQUILIZER GUNS DON'T HAVE MUCH RANGE.

COME WITH ME.

JANE: I'LL STAY HERE,

KEEP THEM FROM COMING BACK THIS WAY.

(TRUCK RUMBLES)

THE DRUG STORE? WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, OKAY?

IT CONCERNS ME THAT THE COMPUTER PLACE

IS ON THE WHOLE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN!

THAT'S OUR NEXT STOP.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

(DOOR SHUTS)

UH, HEY, LOU!

CALEB. HEY, I WAS JUST GOING TO GET SOME, YOU KNOW...

I NEED SOME ADVICE.

PARTY SUPPLIES - BALLOONS, STREAMERS...

JACK FIRED ME.

MIXED NUTS.

HE FIRED YOU?

YEAH, FOR NOTHING.

WHAT?

WELL, I MEAN...

MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE BIT LATE FOR WORK.

MAYBE I TOOK IT A STEP TOO FAR.

MAYBE I PUSHED HIS BUTTONS ONE TOO MANY TIMES.

SO, NOT EXACTLY FOR NOTHING.

I NEED THIS JOB!

I NEED YOU'RE HELP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!

OKAY. GO BACK AND TALK TO GRAMPA RIGHT NOW!

AND DON'T BARGAIN, DON'T PUSH.

JUST BEG FOR YOUR JOB BACK.

YEAH?

YEAH.

THAT MIGHT WORK, BUT...

WHAT DO I DO IF IT DOESN'T?

JUST STAY FAR ENOUGH AWAY SO HE CAN'T HIT YOU.

YEAH. I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

LADIES FIRST.

PARTY SUPPLIES IN A DRUG STORE?

WHAT WAS I... WHAT WAS I THINKING?

WHAT'RE WE DOING NOW? GOING TO THE COMPUTER PLACE?

NO. WE ARE DRIVING AROUND THE BLOCK.

(HORSES WHINNY)

(SCOPE FOCUS CLICKS)

(LOUP POP, TRANQUILIZER ZIPS THROUGH AIR)

COME ON.

LOOKS PRETTY DEEP.

AH, THAT'S SOME NASTY ARROWHEAD ON THAT THING.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CUT IT OUT.

(SNORTS)

NEEDLE.

THE LOCAL KICKS IN FAST.

SCALPEL.

UGH...

OKAY, THEY'RE COULD BE SOME HEMORRHAGING,

SO GET THOSE GAUZE PADS READY.

PLIERS.

FORCEPS.

OKAY... NOW GET THAT RIGHT IN THERE.

OPEN IT UP?

YEAH, OPEN IT UP, AS WIDE AS YOU CAN.

SCOTT: THERE YOU GO. TY: GOT IT.

SCOTT: RIGHT THERE. TY: IS THAT GOOD?

SCOTT: YUP.

GRAB THE ARROWHEAD TIP.

OKAY, THERE WE GO.

THERE WE GO.

(GRUNTS)

WOW.

OKAY, SO FAR SO GOOD.

NOT TOO MUCH BLEEDING.

JANE: WOW.

THAT IS A SCARY LOOKING THING.

MIND IF I KEEP IT?

NEXT TIME ONE OF THOSE HUNTERS TAKES A SHOT

AT ONE OF MY HORSES,

HE'LL BE DIGGING THIS OUTTA HIS BUTT.

OKAY. NOW THE FURACIN.

AREN'T YOU GONNA STITCH IT UP FIRST?

UH, WE GOTTA LEAVE IT OPEN,

LET IT DRAIN.

WHACK HIM FULL OF PENICILLIN.

SYRINGE?

UH, WHICH ONE?

THIS ONE.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

THE REST IS UP TO THIS GUY.

OR LUCK.

HOPEFULLY WE HAVEN'T USED UP OUR LUCK ALREADY.

LOU!

VAL, HI!

I WAS JUST...

I'M GLAD I RAN INTO YOU.

LOOK, I KNOW AMY'S VERY BUSY,

AT LEAST ACCORDING TO JACK...

BUSY. YEAH. ME TOO.

AND I KNOW SHE'S VERY GIFTED WITH HORSES.

BUT, LOOK, I'M HERE TO TELL YOU

SHE COULD USE SOME WORK ON HER PEOPLE SKILLS.

RIGHT. PEOPLE SKILLS.

HEY, VAL, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.

AT THE PARTY.

VAL: WELL, NO, THAT'S JUST IT. I'M NOT-

ISN'T IT ALWAYS? I'VE GOTTA RUN.

SEE YOU LATER, VAL. BYE!

(SIGHS)

YOU COULD USE SOME WORK ON YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS TOO!

GOD!

UGH!

OKAY, WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON?

'CAUSE I'M SICK OF DRIVING AROUND THE BLOCK.

FINE.

I NEED ONE OF THOSE, YOU KNOW, TESTS,

FOR A FRIEND WHO MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT...

PREGNANT?

I HATE TO TELL YOU,

BUT YOU CAN'T BE A LITTLE BIT PREGNANT.

AND THE "FRIEND"?

OH, COME ON, LOU, GIVE ME A BREAK.

WHO BUYS A PREGNANCY TEST FOR A FRIEND?

OKAY, I MEAN, YOUR MOTHER, SURE.

EVER SINCE MY MOM AND DAD DECIDED TO TRY FOR A BOY...

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

YOU BUY PREGNANCY TESTS FOR YOUR MOTHER?

I'M A REGULAR.

OKAY, I CAN EVEN PUT IT ON HER ACCOUNT.

SHE WOULDN'T NOTICE ONE MORE TEST,

MORE OR LESS.

(HORSE GRUNTS, HOOVES THUD)

ASHLEY: WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU AND MY MOTHER?

WELL... NOTHING. I DON'T KNOW.

SHE JUST BROUGHT APOLLO OVER

SO I COULD TAKE A LOOK AT HIM.

AND, YEAH, MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE...

RUDE?

WHY? DID SHE SAY SOMETHING?

OBVIOUSLY. SHE'S MY MOTHER.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I WAS JUST TRYING HIM OUT

AND SHE WAS TREATING IT LIKE IT WAS A JUMP OFF

FOR THE GRAND PRIX!

SHE HAS THIS CRAZY IDEA OF TAKING ME AND APOLLO

ON THE ARIZONA SHOW CIRCUIT.

YOU AND YOUR MOTHER?

ASHLEY, HAVEN'T YOU BEEN THERE, DONE THAT?

EXACTLY. HORSE SHOWS.

I MEAN, THAT'S HOW OUR PROBLEMS STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

BUT EVER SINCE I MOVED BACK HOME,

SHE'S BEEN TRYING REALLY HARD

AND I DIDN'T WANNA DISAPPOINT HER.

SO I JUST FIGURED BLAME THE HORSE.

BLAME THE HORSE? COME ON, ASH.

OKAY, SO IT'S TOTALLY LAME,

BUT IT WAS THE EASIEST THING TO DO.

YEAH, MAYBE EASIEST FOR YOU.

BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

SCOTT: YEAH, HE'S STILL PRETTY OUT OF IT.

BUT WE BETTER GET GOING.

TY: HEY, COME ON. WE CAME ALL THE WAY UP HERE.

WE CAN AT LEAST WAIT 'TIL HE'S ON HIS FEET.

I LIKE THIS KID.

NOT EXACTLY AFRAID OF YOU, IS HE?

(HALF LAUGHS) YEAH, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD,

MY ASSISTANT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.

COME ON, SCOTT. WHAT'S THE RUSH?

I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE THAT I GET YOU BACK IN TIME

FOR LOU'S... SUPPER?

ONE OF LOU'S SPECIAL SUPPERS...

WHERE SHE INVITES EVERYONE?

OKAY, OKAY.

IT'S A PARTY. IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY.

BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME.

HEAR WHAT?

(HORSE WHINNIES)

HEY.

LOOK AT THAT.

(WHINNYING)

WOW... YOU SEE?

IT WAS WORTH WAITING FOR, AFTER ALL.

YEAH. NOW WE CAN GET GOING.

IF WE'RE LATE,

LOU'S GONNA KILL ME.

HEY, JACK.

IF YOU'RE BACK FOR TY'S GOING AWAY PARTY,

YOU'RE A LITTLE EARLY.

(SIGHING) WELL, ACTUALLY,

I WAS HOPING WE COULD TALK ABOUT MY JOB.

WHAT JOB?

YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB HERE ANYMORE.

COME ON, JACK,

I KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT ANNOYED.

ANNOYED? WHY WOULD I BE ANNOYED?

THE MINUTE I FIRED YOU, I STOPPED BEING ANNOYED.

I'M BEGGING YOU, MAN!

I NEED THE WORK.

I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK, JUST...

PLEASE, CAN I HAVE MY JOB BACK?

WELL...

IF I DID TAKE YOU BACK,

OF COURSE, WE'D HAVE TO RENEGOTIATE.

THANKS, JACK! I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND.

RENEGOTIATE?

VAL: (EXHALES)

WELL, I'M BACK.

THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

MRS. STANTON, LOOK.

IT WAS REALLY UNPROFESSIONAL OF ME

TO LET MY PERSONAL LIFE

GET IN THE WAY...

THAT'S ASHLEY?

(APOLLO GRUNTS)

MRS. STANTON: OH, AMY...

LOOK... OH... I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID, BUT...

(SIGHS) ASHLEY AND APOLLO,

THEY'RE GREAT TOGETHER.

BUT I DON'T THINK EITHER ONE OF THEM

ARE GONNA WIND UP ON THE SHOW CIRCUIT.

WELL, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT, DEAR.

I MEAN, LOOK, THEY'RE MORE THAN READY.

AMY: YEAH, EXCEPT... ASHLEY DOESN'T WANT TO GO.

WHAT?

(APPROACHING HOOFBEATS, APOLLO GRUNTS)

WE DON'T DO WELL WITH HORSE SHOWS, MOM.

I KNOW IT AND I THINK YOU KNOW IT, TOO.

SO, WHAT WAS THIS LITTLE DEMONSTRATION

THE TWO OF YOU COOKED UP, HM?

ASHLEY: AMY THOUGHT I OWED IT TO YOU

TO SHOW YOU THAT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH APOLLO,

SO THAT YOU COULD STOP SPENDING MONEY

ON TRYING TO FIX HIM

AND SPEND MONEY ON OTHER THINGS,

LIKE SHOPPING, LUNCHES...

HOW ABOUT A MOTHER/DAUGHTER SPA VACATION?

I, UH...

I WAS GONNA DROP A COUPLE OF THESE OFF

AT THE GIFT SHOP IN TOWN.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

TY: OH, MAN. AMY WOULD LOVE THIS.

I'VE NEVER BOUGHT A PAINTING BEFORE.

HOW MUCH IS IT?

OH, YOU COULDN'T AFFORD ONE OF JANE'S PAINTINGS.

NOT UNTIL AFTER YOU'VE GRADUATED VET SCHOOL

AND WORKED FOR ABOUT TEN YEARS.

THAT'S WHY I'M GIVING IT TO YOU.

SOMETHING TO MARK THIS DAY.

TY: (STUNNED GASP)

THANK YOU!

THIS IS AMAZING!

SCOTT: IS THERE A TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL IN THERE?

AH... I GAVE YOU ONE LAST TIME.

YOU'VE HAD YOUR QUOTA.

COME ON, SCOTT. LET'S GO!

YEAH, RIGHT.

SUDDENLY, HE'S GOT A PRESENT FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND,

HE'S THE ONE IN THE BIG HURRY.

(HALF LAUGHS)

SEE YOU LATER, JANE.

SEE YA, JANE. THANKS AGAIN!

(BIRDS TWITTER OUTSIDE)

NO. REALLY?

REALLY?

(PLANE BUZZES OVERHEAD)

(HORSE WHINNIES)

YOU ARE A MIRACLE WORKER.

I MEAN ANYONE WHO CAN GET MY MOM OFF MY CASE

ABOUT THIS HORSE...

(LAUGHS) WELL, YOU OWE ME.

(AMY AND ASHLEY LAUGH, AMY'S PHONE RINGS)

HOLD ON. ACTUALLY, COULD YOU HOLD THIS?

THANKS.

IT'S TY. HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK.

AREN'T YOU GOING TO GO MEET HIM?

WELL, HE'S ONLY BEEN GONE FOR A FEW HOURS.

YEAH, BUT AFTER TONIGHT,

HE'S GONNA BE GONE FOR MONTHS.

YES, BUT WE DISCUSSED THAT, I DON'T KNOW,

WE WOULDN'T MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT.

YEAH. I HEARD.

AND WHOSE LAME IDEA WAS THAT?

WELL... I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS HIS, I GUESS,

BUT I WENT ALONG WITH IT.

YEAH, BUT GUYS JUST SAY THAT!

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO ALONG WITH IT!

OH, COME ON, AMY.

YOU BUY HIM A GIFT

AND THEN YOU KEEP IT IN THE BOX AT MAGGIE'S?

SORAYA TOLD YOU ABOUT THE HALTER...

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

TODAY IS HIS LAST DAY.

IF IT WAS ME,

I'D BE GIVING HIM A DAY HE WOULDN'T FORGET.

(SIGHS) OKAY, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

OF COURSE I'M RIGHT.

NOW YOU OWE ME! BIG TIME!

GO!

GET OUTTA HERE!

(DOOR OPENS)

SO, I FIGURE YOU AND AMY MUST'VE WORKED THINGS OUT?

(SIGHS) I SUPPOSE.

SEEMS ASHLEY THINKS THAT SHOW JUMPING CAN BE FUN,

AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T GO TO SHOWS WITH HER MOTHER.

(LAUGHS)

WHAT CAN I SAY?

SHE'S PROBABLY RIGHT. HM.

(TRUCK ENGINE REVS, DOOR SHUTS)

WHERE'S SHE OFF TO IN SUCH A HURRY?

(TRUCK RUMBLES)

JACK: MY BEST GUESS, IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH TY.

SHE'S REALLY GONNA MISS HIM.

OH. AND YOU'RE NOT?

WELL, I'M HOPING...

CALEB WILL MANAGE TO PICK UP SOME OF THE SLACK.

I'LL PROBABLY END UP PUTTING IN A FEW EXTRA HOURS MYSELF.

JACK, SHUT UP.

YEAH. OKAY. I'M GONNA MISS HIM.

(WHISK SCRAPES BOWL)

LOU: HEY.

UM, LOOK,

I KNOW I SEEMED A LITTLE BIT STRESSED OUT BEFORE.

DON'T WORRY, LOU.

I DOUBLED THE ANCHOVIES IN THE DRESSING.

THAT'S GREAT.

BUT ABOUT THAT WHOLE MATERNAL THING,

OR LACK OF.

I WOULD NEVER BLAME JERRY JUNIOR FOR ANYTHING.

HE'S A SWEETHEART.

IT'S OKAY.

I JUST FIGURED YOU WERE MANIC ABOUT THE PARTY.

YEAH, WELL, IT WASN'T THE PARTY

SO MUCH AS WHAT WE HAD BEEN...

(MARNIE SHUSHES JERRY AS HE CRIES)

HE'S GOT GREAT TIMING. (JERRY JUNIOR CRIES)

LET ME... LET ME JUST...

YOU CAN FINISH THE SALAD.

(JERRY JUNIOR CRIES)

YEAH.

YEAH!

(MURMURS SOFTLY)

(LAUGHS) IS THAT BETTER?

(GRUNTS AND COOS)

(COOS CONTENTLY)

SEE, LOU?

WHEN YOUR TIME COMES,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THAT MATERNAL THING IN SPADES.

(JERRY JUNIOR COOS CONTENTEDLY)

(EXHALES) HEY.

BOY, YOU CUT IT PRETTY CLOSE.

WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THAT SPECIAL OVERPRICED CUSTOM-MADE HALTER

YOU SPENT HOURS AGONIZING ABOUT,

MAKING SURE YOU PICKED THE PERFECT ONE

AND DOUBLE CHECKING THAT THE ENGRAVING GUY

KNEW HOW TO SPELL "HARLEY."

WELL, OKAY. DO YOU STILL HAVE IT?

WELL, I ALMOST SOLD IT TO ANOTHER GUY

WITH A HORSE NAMED HARLEY,

BUT YOU ARE IN LUCK.

YOU'RE FUNNY. I'LL SEE YOU AT THE PARTY.

UH. OH, YOU CAN...

YOU CAN JUST PAY ME LATER!

SO, YOU'RE STILL WORKING HERE?

I GUESS THINGS WENT WELL WITH JACK.

WELL? IT WENT GREAT.

ASHLEY: REALLY?

WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY NEGOTIATIONS WERE INTENSE,

BUT, IN THE END,

I GOT PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR.

JACK GAVE YOU A RAISE?

TIMES ARE TOUGH. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?

WHAT DID YOU GET?

BECAUSE SORAYA AND I WERE BETTING

THAT IF YOU WERE GONNA PLAY HARDBALL WITH JACK,

HE WOULD JUST FIRE YOUR ASS.

WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE DID.

BUT WITH A LITTLE FANCY FOOTWORK,

I GOT MY JOB BACK.

REALLY? THAT'S AWESOME.

YEAH. FOR ALMOST THE SAME PAY!

JACK.

(EXHALES) MY FAVOURITE.

NO KIDDING. ME, TOO.

(LAUGHS)

ALL RIGHT, I GOT A CONFESSION TO MAKE:

LOU TOLD ME.

(LAUGHS) YEAH, WELL...

THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.

LOU DOESN'T LEAVE MUCH TO CHANCE.

LIKES TO HAVE EVERYTHING PRETTY WELL PLANNED OUT.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING HER AND I HAVE IN COMMON,

I GUESS.

YEAH, THING IS,

SOMETIMES LIFE THROWS YOU A CURVE BALL.

YEAH,

WELL, FROM THE LITTLE THAT LOU TOLD ME

ABOUT WHAT YOUR FAMILY'S BEEN THROUGH

THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS,

SHE THROWS SOME PRETTY BIG CURVES, JACK.

YEAH, BIG ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU REALIZE

NOTHING'S WRITTEN IN STONE.

MALLORY: HEY, GUYS, COME CHECK THIS OUT.

TY IS GOING TO FREAK WHEN HE SEES THIS.

♪ And you will never be sad ♪

♪ Or alone ♪

♪ On the road or at home ♪

HEY, YOU WERE HERE EARLIER TODAY, WEREN'T YOU?

YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THE VET.

THE CESSNA 172.

IS SOMETHING WRONG?

I'M AFRAID WE'VE LOST RADIO CONTACT.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

WHERE ARE THEY? ARE THEY ALL RIGHT?

THAT'S THE THING. WE DON'T KNOW.

WE'LL LET YOU KNOW THE MINUTE WE GET ANY NEWS.

♪ And you will never be sad ♪

♪ Or alone ♪

♪ On the road or at home ♪

♪ Sing along with me ♪

♪ Sing along with me ♪

♪ And your eyes will see ♪

♪ And your eyes will see ♪

♪ What your ears hear ♪

♪ And that's our voices, my dear ♪

♪ Sing this song with me ♪

♪ Sing this song with me ♪

♪ Sing this song with me ♪

♪ Sing this song with me ♪

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