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You know what happened at Celtic, right?

I know.

I feel so bad for him.

I can't believe it. He got stood up on his birthday.

I know. I know and I feel really bad about it.

You know, he's not my real nephew. I'm just your best friend.

But it's like if he's my real nephew and I love him so much,

it's horrible that your friend, you know, paid on you on your birthday.

Yeah, I know how much you care for him too and it's the same for me.

I know that I'm just his step-mom but I really, man, I really want him to have a good birthday, you know.

He's always accepted you since the beginning so I think he never called you step-mommy actually, right?

No, you're right. Yeah, he's been so wonderful, you know, just really welcomed me into the family.

I feel so lucky to have such a good step-son, you know.

I remember back then, you know, it was such a big deal if your friends were doing something like this to you.

Yeah. Do you remember the feeling?

Yeah. Feeling left out on your birthday. Who does that?

I know. Seriously.

I wonder if there's something that we can do for him, you know.

That's what I was thinking about but nothing's come to my mind now, you know.

We're not friends. We are the step-mom and the step-aunt so what could we do?

Yeah, I know. I mean, you know, like we love him obviously but it's not the same as your friends celebrating with you.

Exactly. We should think about something like very big and pleasant for him to surprise him, you know.

Because we're not the friends but we can make something special anyway.

It's true.

So...

You know what? I got it. His father and I are always so strict with him.

We're gonna give him a full week where he can do whatever he wants.

Oh my god. Okay.

He can do it.

That's something. A full week?

Give me an example. Like what could he do during that week?

Well, he can stay out as late as he wants. You know, we keep a little bit of a curfew on him still so we'll give him a week he can stay out as late as he wants.

And you know, he can eat whatever he wants.

Hmm.

And we'll just celebrate him, you know, because he deserves that.

Oh yes. Anyway, already the first point convinced me. No curfew, I mean just a little bit.

Wow.

Yeah. Oh, hey honey.

Hi.

Hi. Are you still feeling a little bit sad?

I know.

Well, we might have something that would cheer you up a little bit.

Mm-hmm.

Huh?

Oh, my friends abandoned me on my birthday.

I know. I know, baby.

They left me on read.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

They never showed up.

I know. You were waiting there forever, weren't you?

They went to somebody else's party.

I can't believe that this happened to you. Seriously, I am so sad as well.

And we were actually thinking, you know, what we might do to cheer you up a little, right?

Yeah, you know, we're going to really celebrate you and I'll tell you how, okay?

Oh, there's nothing. There's nothing.

No, no, no, no. For this week, this entire week, you can do whatever you want.

Anything. You can stay out as late as you want. You can eat as much junk food as you can handle.

We will take care of everything.

Mm-hmm. You take care of everything already?

Oh, no. No, no, no, no. No, honey, we're really going to...

This is more about, you know, giving you more freedom for one week because we know that usually you're always busy doing things, not a lot of free time.

This is America. We're all free.

I know, but you know, there are different type of fun that we can do.

Yeah, but yeah, we're going to have so much fun.

Yeah.

In fact, I'm making your favorite dish right now.

He can also play video games for as long as he wants.

Yeah, yeah.

That's a lot, you know? Not car fuel, video games. She's going to cook for you.

Yeah.

We're going to have a lot of fun, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I appreciate what you're trying to do, ladies, but this just seems all so mundane.

Well, why don't we at least give it a try, okay?

Mm-hmm.

Why don't we at least try it out?

It's your house.

Come on.

Well, it's your house too, baby, okay?

I'm the man of the house.

Oh, yes, you are, baby.

Not man enough that any of my friends can show up to my bloody birthday party.

No, don't talk like that. Now, do one thing for me, okay? Could you please grab me some...

Now I have to do things for you. I thought I could do whatever I wanted.

Just the one thing, honey, okay?

What? For Christ's sake.

Could you please grab some silverware out of that drawer?

Like I said, we're making your favorite meal, and we just need...

I just need us to get the table ready, okay?

Yeah, all right.

You said I could do anything, right?

Yeah.

Pick up that fucking fork then.

Okay, honey.

If that's what you need, I will pick up that fork for you, okay?

Yeah, that's what he needs.

That's what he needs, okay.

Yeah.

There we go.

Right there.

There you go, baby.

Right there, right there.

We can get used to this.

Can you better?

No, I think he might be feeling a little bit better now.

What?

Yeah.

I can tell.

Look, he looks a little bit cheerier, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And boys will be boys.

Exactly.

You know?

So, you know what I was thinking?

Maybe in this week we could also go somewhere together.

Oh, yes.

Like, I don't know, a small town on the mountain.

Yes, you do love the mountains, don't you, honey?

Fuck the mountains.

Fuck the mountains?

Oh, well, how about go-karting?

I know that he loves to go go-karting.

Oh, yes?

Oh, my God, me too.

You too, yeah.

You can't stand driving.

You can't stand driving?

It's bullshit, it's dangerous.

Oh, come on.

He's not dangerous.

You're just in a bad mood.

He's being a little dramatic.

He's being a little dramatic.

Yeah, we're getting there.

Yeah, we have a whole week to really spoil my poor baby boy.

I know, it'll be so good for him too.

He's been working so hard, away at school and everything.

It's gonna be just all Celtic all week.

I can tell, he seems a little stressed, you know.

Now he seems more relaxed, but when he came in, besides being sad.

Yeah, I think we're getting, I think we're getting to him already, don't you?

Almost.

Are you feeling any better, honey?

No.

No, not yet.

No.

A little bit better, though.

I'm in an ocean of melancholy and sadness.

I'm like, "Hamlet over here, I'm so sad."

Don't worry, we're gonna think about something, you know?

Yeah, we'll keep brainstorming.

Well, he doesn't want to go in the mountains.

I think, what about, oh my God, I would love to have a weekend somewhere in Florida,

Kiss or...

Yes, how about that somewhere warm?

I can't stand the heat.

Oh, now he's just being difficult.

Yes, I mean, he's always been a little difficult.

Yeah, that's true.

We look back when he was younger.

That's true.

But yes.

I do spoil him a little bit.

That's right, you know?

Indeed, his stepson is my step-nephew.

Yeah.

He does have the word.

He does.

We're still thinking, though.

What about overseas?

You read my mind.

That's what I was thinking.

Oh my gosh.

Where we could go in one week.

In one week, hmm.

What about even, like, London?

It's full of all those English people.

You're mad.

Oh, that's xenophobic of you.

He always had strong opinion.

Yeah.

Right?

So London, no.

What about...

How about the Netherlands?

It's too cold.

Oh, you're right.

It's too cold.

No, no, no, it would be great for skiing.

It's just, I mean, it's full of Nazis.

You want to go skiing, though?

No, Nazis, but I mean...

OK, we can work with skiing.

We can work with skiing.

I'm on board.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What about the Alps?

How about the Alps?

Oh, the Alps, yeah.

Like these Alps.

These Alps.

He's also funny sometimes when he's not grumpy.

I know.

What are you, ocean-sailing jokes?

Sad, though.

Very sad.

I know.

We're getting there.

We're getting there, baby.

We'll figure it out.

Yeah.

We'll figure it out.

That's life, you know.

I know.

That's true.

Yeah, that's the other thing, honey.

You know, sometimes these things just happen.

And you just got to move along, you know?

Maybe find some new friends.

Yeah, like, think about us.

We've been friends for so long.

We don't have a lot of friends, but we stick together.

Yeah.

Yeah, but you broads are old.

You're like my relatives.

That's no fun.

Oh, that's just true.

My friends ditched me last night.

They were supposed to bring a load of girls.

So not only did my friends show up, but there was no chicks either.

I was sitting there with bottle service all on my own.

I want nothing but the bottle service girls to try to cheer me up, okay?

He is at that age, you know.

All he can think about.

Yes, that's all he can think about.

I know, but you know, you say you're the man of the house.

Indeed, you are with two...

I am the man of this house.

Yes, you are, honey.

It means that you're surrounded by women.

Not only women, beautiful women.

It's true, yeah.

You're spoiled.

Yeah, yeah.

So, I mean, you know how many guys of your age would like to be in your place right now?

Mm-hmm.

With us in the kitchen?

That's true, that's true.

We do have to...

You're in this kitchen every day.

Well...

With us, I don't think so, you know.

Yeah.

I really don't think so.

You should look more to what you have than what you don't have, you know, cultic.

Yeah.

You're getting so philosophical with me right now, you know.

It's the moment in time.

Christ.

You had your coffee today, eh?

We are trying to cheer you up.

Yeah, we're doing very hard over here.

You need to look on the bright side, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

You know, here we go.

We are gonna go out right now, OK?

We're gonna go get you some ice cream.

So, that'll help.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yes.

All right?

Let's go, honey.

Come on.

Let's get you some ice cream.

I would love some ice cream.

So, you know, I was thinking about what we need for...

Oh, yeah, we have that.

We have a list.

What else is on it again?

Oh, my God.

I don't know if I'm gonna remember, but, you know, my memory is horrible.

Me too.

I think...

That's why we are friends.

Together we make one.

So, I think that probably...

OK, we're gonna need...

I'm thinking, eh?

OK, some ice cream for sure, because...

Oh, definitely.

You know, we had some outside the house, but we don't have it in the house.

I want to get some ice cream because I like it.

He likes it, so you do as well.

Then, you know, we should get some potato chips.

Oh, my God, yes.

Definitely potato chips.

I love vegetables and potato chips.

So, OK.

I'm sorry.

I think that he likes the, like, ranch-flavored type.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Everybody loves the ranch dip, you know.

Yes.

We shouldn't trust who doesn't like it.

Oh, hey, honey.

What are you girls talking about?

Oh, hi.

We were just planning your party, actually.

What?

We were planning your party.

Oh, my party?

Yeah, it's coming up.

I don't know, my friends turned up to my party.

I already had a party.

Oh, but we're gonna have another one for you.

And we're gonna have it here, and it's gonna have all your favorites.

We were just talking about having some ice cream.

Is there gonna be ranch dip?

Yeah.

There's gonna be some ranch dip, yeah.

OK, once there's ranch dip.

I like ice cream. Ice cream's good.

I like that. I like nice three scoops.

Three scoops?

Do you like any sauce on it?

I forget, baby. You'll have to remind me.

Yeah, I like some of that cherry stuff that I like.

I like the chocolate.

Oh, and the whipped cream.

Yeah, well, the whipped cream has a little too much fat.

I like the almonds though.

Oh, not so much?

Almonds are good.

Almonds, yeah, like the...

Be careful of your hair there.

Watch it.

The slivered almonds, I know.

I'll hold your hair.

Yeah.

Thank you. You're such a thoughtful nephew.

Yeah. No, he is. He's the sweetest.

Well, I figure since you're putting the shopping list together,

you might as well get some popcorn.

Popcorn, yes.

Popcorn's good.

The buttered popcorn.

We do. We have a popcorn popper here.

Them organic chips.

Cheddar popcorn.

Cheddar popcorn, yeah.

Yeah, cheddar popcorn, a bit of hot butter for that.

Yeah.

And then the chips. I like them quinoa chips.

Quinoa chips, okay.

Quinoa chips, yeah.

You can do that.

I like them eight grain.

Yeah.

They're good.

I know how you like to stay healthy.

Yeah, well, you know, when you're the man at a house like this,

you know, it comes with a lot of responsibility.

He stays active.

I know.

It looks great.

He has to take care of all of us.

Yeah.

Thanks, thanks, I appreciate that.

None of those bastard friends now are allowed to come.

Any of the fucks that ditched me the other night,

they're not allowed in here, you know?

Okay, babe.

Of course.

You girls are going to have to bounce them if they come in.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to take care of them.

I'm your Italian step-on, so I'm aggressive with someone.

You can install that right in front of them.

You know how much we like to take care of you, baby.

Yeah, yeah.

You can friend go with them out to the exit.

Excellent, excellent.

Oh, and cake too, of course, right?

You still like cake?

Yeah, I really like cake.

I do too.

Pizza.

Pizza.

Mm, yeah, pizza.

Yeah, a few different kinds.

Yeah, maybe since you're Italian, you can make some homemade pizza.

Mm, that's order, come on, that's spoiled, everyone.

You want to put me in the kitchen?

I want to see you in the kitchen in only an apron, you know?

With flour all over you.

He's so spoiled.

We'll be able to find the wet spots a lot easier when you cover it in flour, you know?

You know, he's already feeling better.

I don't know if you noticed.

I know.

He's having ideas.

I know, he keeps saying that, but I know we've seen him smile at least a few times.

No, no, no.

So we're getting there.

You're so delusional now.

You're being biased.

I have not been smiling.

Oh, come on, honey.

I am a wall of darkness.

I know we're at least making your day a little bit, right?

That ice cream earlier, we already went for ice cream the other day.

Yeah, but I told her that we should get some ice cream for the house as well because we don't have honey.

So to add that to the list.

Okay, guys?

I like honey already.

Nice bit of organic honey.

You should be.

You and your organic food.

I like the meniscus, the meniscus honey.

What's that?

I don't even know what that is.

It's the most, it's the most delicious honey out there.

Do you know what that is?

Um, I'm not really sure.

Yeah.

What?

I haven't heard of meniscus honey.

Is that like a certain type of bee?

Oh, it's not even.

No, it's the way it's distilled.

Oh, it's the way it's distilled.

It's distilled in a purified way.

You girls wouldn't know much about purity.

Oh, I guess not.

Okay, I learned something new that you can see.

I know, me too.

He's such a great guy.

He's so smart.

Yeah, that's my stepson.

Always teaching us something new.

Yeah, well thanks for planning the party, girls.

We are generous of you to take time out of your days.

No, of course.

Spend your whole time working out, sitting in the mirror, putting the makeup on.

And all them heels aren't easy to walk in for us, you know.

It takes a lot of practice.

Well, you know how we take pride in our appearance.

Yeah, you're committed.

I'll give you that.

You're very committed to your appearance.

Yeah.

And we're very committed to giving you just the best week that we possibly can.

Oh, I love when you do that.

Yeah, because you just make his face look a little baby.

Oh my.

Someone patronizing and condescending, that makes me even sadder.

Oh no, honey, you're just embarrassed I'm doing it in front of your aunt.

There's nothing you could do to embarrass me.

My friends left me on my birthday.

That's the most humiliating thing that ever could have happened to me.

You get a point.

Yeah, I see.

She agrees.

I got a point.

I have to be honest.

Don't worry, time heals everything.

So just give it time.

After this week with us, you're going to forget about it.

Which, to be honest, there are some aspects of your party we want to keep a surprise.

So you go away and your auntie and I will keep planning, okay?

I don't know.

I'm suspicious.

I'm suspicious, very suspicious.

Well, you're just going to have to trust us.

Are we?

Geez.

With you?

I'm going to head down to the pool hall.

I'll be back.

All right, we'll see you later, Celtic.

Bye, honey.

Ciao.

Ciao.

That boy.

Yeah, I know.

I'm just glad that we, you know, that's based on everything that we need for the party.

So we'll make sure to have everything.

I'm a bit excited.

Let's go shopping.

Let's go get some.

This is going to be so fun.

Yes.

Oh my gosh.

So excited and I like everything we got for the party.

Oh, me too.

We did a good shopping.

Yes.

And I wonder, like, I bet we can hang some streamers over there, don't you think?

Definitely, yes.

We have so much stuff that we should, you know, decide what to put.

We have very good taste.

Oh, you too.

I like you too.

You'll be so surprised about that cake too.

Yes.

Oh.

What's going on here?

Hi.

Hey, honey.

You're a little bit early, but we're just getting set up for a little party for you.

With three balloons and a single cake?

No, we got more things in the car.

All right.

Yeah.

This is just, you know, the...

Yeah, this is just the first round, yeah.

Okay.

But, uh...

Who are you inviting?

You didn't invite any of those pricks that didn't turn up to my party either did you?

I don't like that pause.

That's too long of a pause.

Most importantly, are you bringing the ballerinas from your class?

That's all I give a shit about, all right?

I knew you were gonna ask.

You can bring your whore friends, but I want the ballerinas.

They gotta be here, you know?

I know.

I know.

I know.

He's so cheeky.

He just wants to make sure it's not a sausage fast, you know?

Yeah, exactly.

I don't want that prick Derek from Accounting coming back over, all right?

He ditched me the other night, okay?

He can't be here, all right?

Derek?

Yeah.

Derek.

You say Derek.

From Accounting.

Yeah.

He's the one that put together my first party, and now he better not show up to the second

party.

Uh, well, he might be coming...

Ballocks.

But your aunt and I can keep him occupied.

We'll keep him away from the...

You keep him occupied?

I'm gonna fuck his date.

If he brings his wife, I'm going after the wife.

If he brings his girlfriend, I'm going after the girlfriend.

He's such a sassy little boy.

Don't worry.

You have us here.

We're gonna take care of everything.

You're gonna be completely comfortable and happy.

And you can fuck whoever you want at your party, okay?

I mean, yeah, it's my party.

Oh, but you know...

For Christ.

You gotta act surprised when they get here, okay?

'Cause this was supposed to be a surprise.

Now all they gotta...

I gotta act at my own party?

What kind of bullshit is this?

Oh, but we got you a cake.

Yes.

Is it vegan?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

You girls are as low as easy as breathing.

Well, we just...

We really tried, son, okay?

Well, I appreciate the effort, you know?

But I'm just, I'm sad.

I'm a storm of emotion and sadness.

I know, I know, baby.

It's just, it's gonna be so much fun, okay?

We're gonna give you such a good time.

We're gonna give you such a good time, okay?

I believe you.

Do you?

Oh, good, we're making progress.

I saw a little smile.

There was no smile.

Yeah, I saw a little bit of a smile.

We'll see if we can turn that frown upside down all the way, huh?

Let's see it.

It's a smile of contempt.

Of contempt.

Aw, come on.

For your favorite aunt and your favorite stepmom.

Super sad.

No.

Aw.

I'm gonna start crying, I'm so sad.

Aw.

That it's the best party that you've ever had.

Mm-hmm.

Okay?

All right, all right.

I believe you.

All right.

I believe you.

I'm gonna try.

We're probably gonna need to get some lights in the yard outside.

Yeah, you know, we already, we gotta go to the car and like,

I think that like, what if we had some balloons right in the corner over there?

Oh my God, yeah.

Yeah.

So, that--

Just a pile of balloons.

I think we should, I mean, maybe next party,

but we should maybe do a team party where we all dress the same color.

Oh, yeah.

Just talking for the future, no?

You will look cute as water.

Mm-hmm.

I'm sure about it.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, so a team party for the future, that would be nice.

Uh-huh.

But we'll see.

We'll see how it goes tonight.

I know.

Did we get enough decorations, do you think?

I mean, we filled the car with them, but--

We need to have them all in the house to have an idea.

Right.

Because, yes, like this, I cannot tell.

We need to start, you know, hanging them on the wall and everything,

and then we'll have an idea.

But, you know, if they're not gonna be enough, we have the balloons.

How many people did you invite if there's not gonna be enough?

Well, we got her whole ballet class.

Oh, I don't mind that.

That's a nice crowd.

I like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Those ballerinas don't eat that much, though.

That's true.

They're more into the booze.

That's true.

But, you know, my friends might want some food.

Oh, yeah, okay.

All right.

Well, just as long as there's not too many lads.

We're the ones that consume the most.

No, I think we only invited your very closest boy-like-guy friends.

I mean, I don't remember, actually.

Oh, yeah.

Well, we got Derek.

Okay, we did it. We invited Derek.

That's a trick from accounting.

I know, I know.

I swear that he better bring his wife.

Yeah, don't worry.

We'll distract him and you can fuck his wife.

Good.

Yeah, it'll be good.

It'll be good, yeah.

Well, fair play to you for putting on the shin-dig.

It's gonna be a good night.

The place looks great.

Oh, thank you.

You used both look great.

I like the way you done your hair.

We give you that much, you know.

So, see, he's starting to...

I know, it's working.

He's coming around, I knew it.

There's nothing that we cannot fix for you.

Oh, no, no.

Very powerful woman.

Powerful woman, yes.

Oh, he's so sweet.

He's just so sweet, man.

He's sweet.

Yeah, that's nice.

That's how well he was raised, to be sweet.

Yeah, see?

He deserves all of this.

It's true.

I don't think that your dad is gonna be able to be at the party though, to make it...

Of course not, he's too busy.

He's too busy, yeah.

He's too busy making money so that we can have this kind of party.

Exactly.

He worked so hard, you know.

This beautiful house.

No, no, yeah.

This house is beautiful, oh my God.

It's gonna look so great for your party.

Yeah.

And maybe, you know, someone could sleep over.

Some of your friends.

Oh, yeah.

No lands are allowed to sleep over.

Right, right.

They have to be protected with you women folk, you know.

Oh, he's such a gentleman.

You're so lucky to have a stepson like him.

I know.

Cheers, dear.

I know.

It's the best part of remarrying, honestly.

Your father is wonderful.

But I really, really care about you Celtic.

Of course, of course.

Just like I care about you.

Aww.

His love, you know, he's both ways.

I like it.

Yeah, you girls are so kind.

It's really nice to have the cake that you got out of...

Oh, good.

I love that cake.

The place looks great.

Me too.

We have to hold ourselves back on the cake though.

I know.

We have to wait until everybody gets here.

Oh, yeah.

And then we can have some cake.

That's lovely.

That's lovely.

He's taking over, see?

He's getting comfortable.

He's getting comfortable.

I like it.

Yeah, he's feeling much better.

I think that we're really...

I think we're really getting through to him, you know.

I mean, he had to work, yeah.

Yeah.

It's just gonna be...

It's gonna be the best party ever now that he's feeling better.

Yeah, it's getting pretty good already.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He feels better and I feel better too, you know, because he's a good man.

You know, because again, I told you, you're not my real nephew, but I was empathizing

a lot with you, you know.

Yeah, and you know, she's been here like since you were wee small.

Yeah.

She's been around.

Yeah.

You're such a good aunt to him.

No, she's got gray hair, lower hair.

Oh my God, these...

Oh my God, these popu-brods.

He's giving us so many compliments.

I know.

He's gotten...

See, how he started off the other day being so sad and so down in the dumps.

I am still sad.

Oh, I am.

I'm very embarrassed.

That'll take me a long time to get over.

Oh, I know.

My friends abandoning me.

Yeah, but...

At my own party.

Yeah.

Again, don't be so dramatic.

Yeah.

You know, we're having a good time.

Yeah.

Dramatic.

We're gonna make sure that you have an even better time.

Oh, you're so sweet.

Actually, he's dramatic like you sometimes.

Yeah, you think that I taught him that?

Yeah.

Yeah, even if he's not your real son.

Yeah.

He's a good man.

He's a good man.

He's a good man.

He's a good man.

He's a good man.

He's a good man.

Yeah, even if he's not your real son.

Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't lick it up off the street, yeah?

Yeah, that's true.

Drama.

I really, really think, yeah.

I can't help but spoil him.

So, I think he gets used to having his way all the time, you know?

And it can be so hard when you get disappointed like that.

Yeah, especially if you're now, like we said, you're his best friend.

Right?

Yeah.

You know, not everyone is lucky to have a best friend.

It's true.

Yeah, now that's true.

We share so much together.

You're such a good guy.

You're such a good guy.

You too.

You know that I love your step-mom so much, right?

I know.

Yeah, you girls look good together already.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you, son.

Yeah.

Maybe he can make friends with those valet friends of yours too.

Oh, for sure he will.

Absolutely.

Are you kidding me?

Of course.

I want to make a lot more than just friends with him.

Yeah.

They're going to all fall in love with him.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're going to all fall in love with him.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yep, it'll be such a good time.

I mean, it's important to make new friends too, you know?

It's important, and that's why I keep pushing that during this week we should go somewhere

all together.

True, true, true.

So that we can travel together.

For a bonding experience.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like a little bit of intimacy.

Get out of the city.

Yeah.

To see a new place.

And if you make any new good friends tonight, then they can come along too, you know?

Absolutely.

Yeah.

There already are friends.

I am going to pay for them.

Oh, you're so sweet.

If you find some friends tonight that you like, I'm going to pay for them.

Oh.

Oh, that's very sweet of you.

She's such a good man.

Absolutely.

I don't have a son, so.

Stay right there.

I'm coming in now.

Yeah.

You girls, I'll move around, you know?

Here we go.

Well, I'm glad you're really settling in, you know?

We want you to be nice and comfortable for the party.

Oh, very nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It'll just make everything go so much smoother, don't you think?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Everyone being comfortable.

But it makes everything smoother, yeah, because it's you and me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We've been collaborating for years.

I know.

So, you know.

And you should know, we're very busy, so.

Yeah.

We put a lot of time and effort into this for you.

Especially your stepmom.

She's so busy.

Oh.

She is there.

You have been cooking and cleaning all day long, and then we went out to make, you know,

all this shopping for him.

Yeah.

And you have so much energy.

I don't know why you take all of your energy, honestly.

Well, you know, thankfully my husband works hard, so I don't, you know.

So I get to do the fun stuff, like planning the parties and doing the cooking.

But you wake up really, you know, early as well.

That's true.

You wake up very early every morning.

That's true.

I like to stay busy.

Yeah.

I'm going to wake up and get out to the gym, you know.

It's true.

Yeah.

Get to the hair salon.

Yeah.

All that stuff.

Oh my God, yes.

Yeah, we should get our nails done.

Oh my God, yes.

I'm having so much fun.

Yeah, have you seen my nails?

They're not existing.

Oh, yeah?

I keep biting them, you know, because I don't have it.

That makes me even sadder, girls, that you don't have your nails.

That you want so badly.

I know.

Well, before we go on our trip, we'll get them done.

Don't worry.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They look very nice.

I mean, your hands look great for real.

You do look great.

Yes.

Well, both you girls have such beautiful hands, you know.

Oh, thank you, son.

They look so nice.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's so sweet of you.

He's giving us so many compliments now, you know.

Yes, exactly.

You were so grumpy before.

Yeah.

We've really, I think we've really made him feel right at home this week, you know.

Yeah.

Really made him feel so comfortable.

Yeah, you've gotten me out of your way, all right.

Mm-hmm.

And that, but also, you know, I think is -- is --

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

So --

I guess there's not much else to do, right, for the party?

No, really.

We --

Yeah.

We took forever.

We put a great spread together.

Yeah.

Well, thank you.

We just need to wait for the guests, though.

And we -- you know, we wanted to make sure that you would have your cake and eat it, too.

Oh, man.

I like that.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, right?

Yeah.

I really love the cake.

Me, too.

I -- you know, we should have just gotten a second one so you and I could have some.

Oh, yes.

And so we have to wait.

I love you.

You really are my best friend.

I know.

You, too.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you so much for taking care of Celtic with me.

Oh, absolutely.

Anytime, you know, I'm one phone call away.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

For you and for him.

Yeah, it's a great spread you put on, all right, ladies.

Yeah.

Great spread.

I'm so glad that it makes you happy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you put your arms around my neck?

That's all I really wanted.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

What are you doing?

There you go, baby.

You're so strong.

I know.

Oh, my God, I love it.

I wasn't expecting that.

That's what you call a real pick-me-up, huh?

I love it.

You're such a good dog.

I know.

You are such a good aunt to him, you know?

He's a good boy.

I know.

He deserves everything.

Oh, of course he does.

Yeah.

He's a sort of a good cuddle.

Yeah.

And every day, not just today.

Yeah.

You know, though, we kind of forgot about it.

Yeah.

What kind of birthday is it without a wrap?

I am surprised.

I am surprised of you.

You do not like something that you would do a mistake like this.

I know.

But we were just thinking about everything else, you know?

And the trip we were going to go on, we were going to go to the beach.

Yeah.

We wanted to make sure we got the cake, we wanted to make sure we got the balloons, make

sure we got the streamers, make sure we invited everybody.

We should have break down.

Make sure we invited your friends.

We should have break down at least.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, that just means we get to extend those celebrations to next week.

So I can give him a present then.

Yeah, well, you know, we will make next week Celtic week too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We will just keep going.

That is what I was saying, that it should be Celtic week every week.

Yeah.

He deserves it.

All about him, yeah.

Yeah.

He is the only man on the house.

You are such a good boy.

Yeah.

Since when he was little, I mean, indeed, he has always been with him.

I think when he was like going to school, basically.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think he got the sarcasm from you.

Probably.

Yeah.

I can't help it, you know.

I know.

Sass runs in the family.

I like that about you.

Oh, and I like how sweet you are.

You are gentle.

You are just the sweetest.

Anyone that is mean to you is an asshole.

Oh.

Just tell me.

What a nice bonding experience today is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And the party will go so nicely.

Can't wait for the people to arrive.

Yeah.

We are all going to get so close.

Yeah.

Now.

What?

This makes me wonder about your birthday.

What do you want for your birthday?

Oh my God.

You guys should get on your knees.

What I want.

There you go.

Oh.

Did you hear something?

Are the people coming?

Yeah, it sounds like the people are coming.

You better hurry up.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

We should hide.

Yeah.

We should definitely hide.

We should totally hide that side here.

I think I heard a car outside.

Behind our Celtic.

Yeah, our Celtic will protect us.

Of course.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

I think I hear them now.

Is this you?

I know.

Yeah.

We gotta hurry.

Okay.

So.

Yeah.

Oh, but you know what?

We should do this every year I think.

Oh yes.

I like that idea.

Every weekend though.

Every weekend.

Every weekend sounds great to me.

Every weekend is Celtic weekend.

Yeah.

I'm gonna try.