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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Whoeverjumps first is chicken.

(GASPS)

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHS BOlSTEROUSLY) l knew you'd chicken out.

Huh? (GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS, GASPS)

(SCREAMING IN PANIC)

(TRAIN RUMBLES)

You play chicken long enough, you fry.

(CAR HoRNS HoNKING)

My purse!

Help! A thief!

l'm telling you, it was a leprechaun.

Really, ma'am? You expect me to believe you saw a little green man?

Oh!

Hey!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

BOTH: Whoa!

Leprechauns and batmen...

What's Gotham coming to?

Leprechauns?

(SCREECHING)

BRUCE: Leprechauns, Alfred.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING oN RADlo)

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(MUSIC SToPS)

-Not in the mood for Brahms, are we? -You think l'm crazy, don't you?

ln what sense, Master Bruce?

Seriously, you don't believe l saw a leprechaun.

(CHUCKLES) Did he have a pot oF gold?

Sir, l believe you saw something.

Maybe l need a rest.

l do believe a break from Wayne Enterprises

and crime fighting would do wonders.

Perhaps a vacation. A little golf?

Sounds boring.

ln the Bahamas?

Hot and boring.

No, Alfred, l think this is a job for Batman.

You have a fine flair for dramatics, sir.

Why, thank you, Alfred.

(CoMPUTER CLICKING, BEEPING)

ALFRED: The theater district?

Yes, l think it's time for an encore.

(CoINS JINGLING)

(CRIES oUT IN PAIN)

(BELL CLANGING)

(SHOUTS) Hurry up! Hurry. Hury. Hurry.

Are you ready for your lessons? Yes? l think so. l think so.

Well, so am l. Your teacher. Your leader. Your king.

Ready, l am. Yes.

(GRoWLING)

Lesson number one is... (SHOUTS) No talking!

Children are to be seen and not heard.

We are the Underdwellers. We are the silent ones.

We follow the invisible creed. But, but, but...

Someone was talking. You. You, you, you were heard.

And we all know the punishment for talking.

Don't we, boys and girls?

l think he needs to see the light.

Yes, l do.

A few hours in the light will make Jack a bright boy.

(DooR CLANGS)

And now, lesson two. (SHOUTS) All of you up to the streets!

Bring back pretties, Iots and lots of pretties for your king.

(SHOUTS) Now!

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(BEEPING)

l thought so.

(DooR SLAMS)

(TRAIN RUMBLING)

Dead bolt.

(CRACKLING)

(CLINKING)

Just a second, son. l'm not going to hurt you.

(TRAIN HoRN BLARES)

Wait.

(HoRN BLARING)

Open.

(SCREECHING)

Good evening, Alfred.

Sir.

Might this wee one be a leprechaun?

This, Alfred, is our guest. l'd like you to take care of him.

Me? But l know nothing of children.

You'll do fine.

Feed him, clean him and put him to bed.

Well, perhaps.

Not in that order.

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.

Time to be up and about.

First a bath, don't you think?

Do you have a name?

l hope you don't expect me to guess it. Fred?

Pete? Leon?

How about a little help? Can you talk?

(GRUNTS)

Gotcha. (LAUGHS)

You'll feel much better when you're clean.

(GRUNTS)

And smell better too, l trust.

Frog, the rolls, if you please.

You're not Frog.

Where is he?

He's not here! Not here!

And a Fter all l've done for you ungrate Ful little monsters...

l took you in when nobody else would have you.

lt is l who care For you.

l who provide for you,

and only l who knows what's good for you!

Would you rather l sent you back into the light?

Back to those who hurt you and sent you away?

There will be nothing to eat until Frog is found!

(SHOUTING) Now, out with you. Out with you!

Now, now. Let's start with some basic table manners.

Knife, fork, spoon.

Oh, dear, l could've sworn l--

No matter. As they say, ''Dig in.''

(MUNCHING AUDIBLY)

l wash, you dry.

Now then, doesn't it Feel good to be doing honest work?

What? Wait!

Charming.

(ALFRED SCREAMS)

(CRASHING)

ALFRED: Now, see here, we're supposed to be working.

(CHUCKLES)

l wonder if l was that much trouble.

Oh, dear. That is extremely dangerous.

You must put it down before you hurt someone.

Children and guns do not mix, ever.

lt wasn't loaded, but it could have been.

l need your help.

(GRoWLS)

Evidence.

(CAMERA SHUnER CLICKING)

Where is he?

(GRoWLING)

(BELL CLANGING)

l don't know what kind oF barbarian did this to you, but it's over.

And from now on you'll be treated like human beings.

l think we'll have something to say about that.

-(CROCODILES GROWLING) -Yes, we will.

Welcome our guests.

(GRoWLS)

(BELL CLANGS)

Crush him! Destroy that costumed Freak.

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS IN ANGER)

l'll show you who's the ruler oF this kingdom.

Put him down.

_Now! -lt's Feeding time For my pretties.

(GRoWLS IN ANGER)

(GASPS)

(GRoANS)

Great.

And l thought you were endangered.

Bravo. Bravo.

You've caused me great distress, you evil bat.

Yes. Yes. Yes, you have.

You've hurt my pretty pets, and you've frightened my beloved children.

-Beloved children? _Yes.

l feed them, l clothe them, l discipline them,

and l teach them a trade.

And now l will teach you something.

(BmMAN GRoANS)

Grab my hand!

(SHOUTS) Never!

A gruesome fate for a gruesome man.

(SEWER KING LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

SEWER KING: l rather enjoyed it.

l told you, they're my pretties.

(CHUCKLES) Have a nice swim.

(SEWER KING LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Later.

(EXPLoSloN)

What? You!

(GRUNTS IN PAIN)

(TRAIN HoRN BLARING)

Why? Why? Why?

l don't pass sentence. That's for the courts.

But this time...

This time l am sorely tempted to do the job myseIF.

The light.

The light.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

English - SDH