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I thought you didn't like
taking the Lord's name in vain?
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Oh, shut up.
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It's been a while, huh?
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Don't blame me.
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You're the one who had a heart attack.
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Mm, the doctor did say I
needed to get more exercise.
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I think he meant walks around the block.
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No, he winked at me,
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and did this little rotation
with his hips, like...
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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Hey, we got any plans this weekend?
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I thought maybe we could get
started on the vegetable garden,
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and then, of course, church on Sunday.
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Yeah, that does sound fun,
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but what if, instead, I
was to go up to Bethy Creek
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with Georgie and do some fishing?
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How long you been waiting
to spring that on me?
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Well, not till I was
done rotating my hips.
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You're awful.
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So what do you say?
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What about Sheldon?
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What about him?
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George.
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You can't always leave him out.
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I'm not leaving him out.
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You know how he is about fishing.
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Get it away, get it away!
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Calm down, it's an itty-bitty thing.
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No, I'm an itty-bitty thing!
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Who says you have to take him fishing?
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Find something else to do with him.
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Something he'd like.
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What are we gonna do? Spend the weekend
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sitting around, thinking?
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George.
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You have to make an effort.
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Young boys who don't spend
time with their daddies
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grow up to be oddballs.
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Honey, I hate to tell you, but
that ball is already pretty odd.
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Please.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll talk to him. We'll
think of something.
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Good.
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Thank you.
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What?
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I was just remembering
when I took him camping.
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Moth! Moth!
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Sheldon, it's just a butterfly.
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How is that any better?
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Butterfly, butterfly!
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Hey, pal.
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Playing with your rockets?
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I'm trying to calculate
ballistic coefficients.
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Well, that's fun, too.
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Listen, I don't have
to work this weekend,
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I was wondering if you wanted
to do something together.
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Like what?
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Whatever you want.
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Well, the filter on my air
purifier needs to be changed.
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How about a trip to Sears?
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Yeah, I was thinking along
the lines of something
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a little more active.
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Like last year,
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we went fishing...
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Mom! Dad's trying
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to make me go fishing!
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No, no, it's okay.
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We're not going fishing.
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All right, good.
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But seriously,
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was fishing really that bad?
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Mom! Dad's trying to convince me
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that fishing wasn't that bad!
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Shh. Come on!
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Forget I said anything about fishing.
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Just think about it,
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and we'll do whatever you want.
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Thank you.
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There is the launching of the
space shuttle this weekend.
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Space shuttle?
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Don't they do those out of Florida?
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Yes. Cape Canaveral.
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Sheldon, that's-that's
like a 12, 15 hour drive.
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I understand. Never mind.
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You know what? Let's do it.
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It'll be fun.
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The three Cooper boys
on a little adventure.
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Sound good?
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Sounds good.
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My plan was coming together.
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I just needed to get on the shuttle
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so I could finally escape
this ridiculous planet.
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Spoiler alert, I'm still here.
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So, Sheldon, me and Georgie
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are gonna take a little
road trip this weekend,
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see the shuttle launch.
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Looks like I don't get a vote in this.
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Oh, good, you're catching on.
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I wonder if we'll get
to meet an astronaut.
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I remember when I was a teenager,
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I had the biggest crush on John Glenn.
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I would've given it
up for him no problem.
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- Mom.
- Given what up?
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Her allowance. Just eat.
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So how long are you gonna be gone?
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Oh, we'll leave first
thing Saturday morning,
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stay the night in a motel,
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and see the launch bright
and early on Sunday.
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I can't believe we're going to see
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an actual working spacecraft.
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Look how happy he is.
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Good job.
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How come I don't get to go?
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'Cause you, me and Meemaw
are gonna have our own fun.
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Could we shoot guns at the gun range?
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Mm, you're too young
to go to the gun range.
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Meemaw took me.
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We pinky swore. What are you doing?
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't listen to me.
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I don't know what I'm saying.
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I know you like to just keep driving,
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and get where you're
going, but you can't ignore
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- his bathroom schedule.
- I know.
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He goes number one first
thing in the morning,
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then again in the afternoon,
once more in the late afternoon,
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say 4:00, 4:30, depending
on his juice intake,
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and then, a quick piddle before bedtime.
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- "Piddle." Got it.
- Now,
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number two's a little trickier.
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Mary? Relax.
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I can take care of my son.
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I know.
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Good.
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I'm just saying,
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if he's upset or nervous,
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he can get all clogged up.
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I won't let that happen.
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Thank you.
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Okay, let's talk about food.
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No need to.
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He likes his meat cooked
to at least 165 degrees,
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except for chicken, which is 180.
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The different foods can't
touch each other on the plate.
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Ketchup and mustard must
come out of a packet.
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No bottles.
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What about his issues with spaghetti?
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That's a trick question.
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He likes spaghetti.
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All right, I guess you got this.
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Georgie.
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Up and at 'em.
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Missy, where's your brother?
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Who cares?
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- Sheldon, you in there?
- Dad!
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Sorry, Georgie.
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What's going on?
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I can't find Sheldon.
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What do you mean, you can't find him?
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I mean I don't know where he is.
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Well, he's got to be somewhere.
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Maybe he got that time machine to work.
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Where the hell...
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George.
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I think he's ready to go.
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Wait, Georgie.
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- Where's your bag?
- Don't need one.
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Got my toothbrush right here.
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What about clothes?
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A change of underwear?
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Got it.
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Georgie, you're gonna
be gone for two days.
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I'll turn them inside out.
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- Shotgun!
- No, no.
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Let your brother sit
up front for a change.
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I actually prefer sitting in the back.
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It's safer.
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Oh, come on, sit up
front with your daddy.
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He doesn't get to spend
enough time with you.
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I called shotgun.
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George.
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We'll flip a coin.
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All right? Georgie, call it.
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Heads.
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Tails.
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Dang it. Sheldon, you won.
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You get to ride up front.
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Can't we do two out of three?
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You won. Get in the car.
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What's the point in calling shotgun?
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You're a good dad.
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If I don't kill one of them
before Sunday, I'm a good dad.
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Have fun.
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Love you guys.
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Bye! Drive safe!
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Oh, this was a good idea,
this was a good idea,
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this was a good idea.
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This was a good idea.
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Isn't this exciting?
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It's just us girls,
no boys in the house.
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The place already smells better.
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So what are we gonna do?
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How would you like
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to go to the beauty
salon and get all done up?
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Can I have orange
hair like Cyndi Lauper?
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I don't think so.
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Meemaw has friends with blue hair.
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She's right.
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I haven't gone there yet,
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but after a certain age, it's mandatory.
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Your hair's not changing color.
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- Aw.
- Sorry, kiddo.
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Your mom is no fun.
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Excuse me, I'm fun.
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So I can color my hair?
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Not a chance.
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But I'm very much fun.
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Whatever you need to believe.
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Mein Fuhrer.
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Dad?
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Yeah?
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Would you like to have a conversation?
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Yeah.
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Sure. Absolutely.
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All right, what would
you like to talk about?
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Um, well, let's see.
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Uh... have you given much
thought to what you want to be
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when you grow up?
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I have.
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Great.
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And what would that be?
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Oh. Most likely a scientist.
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Unless I stay in Texas, then
I'm thinking cattle baron.
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Cattle baron?
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Assuming I don't have to touch the cows.
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Goes without saying.
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Did you always want
to be a football coach?
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Well, I always wanted to play.
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At least till I got hurt.
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Mm.
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Were you a good player?
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Eh, not really.
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I was just bigger than the other kids.
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So you compensated for mediocrity
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by being large.
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I guess.
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That works for cattle as well.
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Oh, well, thanks for pointing that out.
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You're welcome.
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You might want to open a window.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh...
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My head is so hot.
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She is such a hoot.
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- You okay?
- Fine.
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Okay, don't tell me.
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So hot...
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I don't like you making me out
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to be the bad guy just 'cause I won't
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let my daughter do whatever she wants.
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I gave you a lot of freedom,
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you turned out okay.
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You didn't give me freedom.
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You were never around.
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Is that so?
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I guarantee I made supper
for Charlene and Edward
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more times than you ever did.
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I basically raised 'em.
271
00:10:41,346 --> 00:10:42,812
You think I was out dancing?
272
00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:44,748
I was out working two
jobs so your daddy could
273
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,217
lose all our money on that
damn chain of Fotomats!
274
00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:49,319
It wasn't Daddy's fault that
those little things blew over
275
00:10:49,321 --> 00:10:50,954
every time there was a storm.
276
00:10:50,956 --> 00:10:52,722
Hmm.
277
00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:55,098
Seriously, I'm melting.
278
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,024
Dead armadillo.
279
00:10:59,027 --> 00:11:00,296
That's three for me.
280
00:11:00,298 --> 00:11:03,366
This is a terrible driving game.
281
00:11:03,368 --> 00:11:05,470
Is it roadkill if it's still twitchin'?
282
00:11:05,473 --> 00:11:09,305
Huh, both alive and dead,
just like Schrodinger's cat.
283
00:11:09,307 --> 00:11:11,141
I didn't know he had a cat.
284
00:11:11,143 --> 00:11:12,709
You've heard of Schrodinger?
285
00:11:12,711 --> 00:11:14,711
Sure. It's the kid from Charlie Brown
286
00:11:14,713 --> 00:11:15,979
who plays the piano.
287
00:11:15,981 --> 00:11:18,281
Lucy's got a crush on him.
288
00:11:18,283 --> 00:11:21,384
Schrodinger's cat is
a thought experiment.
289
00:11:21,386 --> 00:11:24,027
A cat in a box is exposed to poison,
290
00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:26,790
and is both alive and
dead until it is observed.
291
00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:28,792
So the cat's name is Schrodinger?
292
00:11:28,794 --> 00:11:29,959
No.
293
00:11:29,961 --> 00:11:31,427
Well, what's its name?
294
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,096
Its name doesn't matter.
295
00:11:33,098 --> 00:11:34,631
It does if the cat was dead.
296
00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:36,766
Otherwise, what are you
gonna put on his tombstone?
297
00:11:36,768 --> 00:11:39,102
Not likely the cat's
getting a tombstone.
298
00:11:39,104 --> 00:11:40,804
It would in a pet cemetery.
299
00:11:42,007 --> 00:11:44,438
Fine, the cat's name is Mittens.
300
00:11:44,441 --> 00:11:46,242
Because he has little white feet?
301
00:11:46,244 --> 00:11:47,605
Sure.
302
00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:49,679
So, in this thought experiment,
303
00:11:49,681 --> 00:11:52,248
do you think Mittens is dead or alive?
304
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,204
There's no way of saying
until you open the box.
305
00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:57,153
Oh, come on.
306
00:11:57,155 --> 00:12:00,490
Optimistically, I would
choose to believe he's alive.
307
00:12:00,492 --> 00:12:01,394
Yes!
308
00:12:01,397 --> 00:12:02,600
Oh, thank goodness.
309
00:12:02,603 --> 00:12:04,302
Oh, dead crow.
310
00:12:04,305 --> 00:12:06,072
There ain't no doubt about that one.
311
00:12:11,462 --> 00:12:14,063
The toilet was sanitized
for my protection.
312
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,559
I love this place.
313
00:12:15,561 --> 00:12:18,195
Dad, can we go to Reptile World?
314
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,697
- No.
- They a got snake
315
00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:21,732
so big it can eat a whole chicken.
316
00:12:21,734 --> 00:12:23,934
Oh, well, in that case, no.
317
00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:25,836
- Aw.
- Let's get some sleep.
318
00:12:25,838 --> 00:12:27,929
We got to get up early if we're
gonna get to Cape Canaveral
319
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:29,239
in time for liftoff.
320
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:31,201
I'm so excited, I don't know if I can.
321
00:12:31,204 --> 00:12:33,410
Well, buddy, you're gonna
have to try, all right?
322
00:12:33,412 --> 00:12:35,846
You two share that
bed, I'll take this one.
323
00:12:35,848 --> 00:12:37,414
- No.
- Nuh-uh.
324
00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:39,896
Come on, fellas, I'm the biggest.
325
00:12:39,899 --> 00:12:42,396
It makes sense that
I get a bed to myself.
326
00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:44,679
- No.
- Nuh-uh.
327
00:12:47,688 --> 00:12:50,227
We'll flip for it. Georgie, call it.
328
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:51,829
Heads.
329
00:12:52,832 --> 00:12:54,331
Not your day.
330
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,599
Dang it.
331
00:12:55,601 --> 00:12:58,435
- That looked like heads.
- Go brush your teeth.
332
00:13:01,507 --> 00:13:03,507
This really works?
333
00:13:03,509 --> 00:13:08,412
Your hair will look
just as pretty tomorrow.
334
00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:11,649
Now, come on, let's tuck you in.
335
00:13:11,651 --> 00:13:13,851
I'm glad I don't have orange hair.
336
00:13:13,853 --> 00:13:15,319
Me, too, baby.
337
00:13:15,321 --> 00:13:17,121
I want to be more like Madonna.
338
00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:18,771
Are you trying to kill me?
339
00:13:18,774 --> 00:13:20,240
'Cause if you are, good job.
340
00:13:25,031 --> 00:13:27,047
Why is she only like a virgin?
341
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:28,639
Good night!
342
00:13:31,704 --> 00:13:33,570
You ready to finish our conversation?
343
00:13:33,572 --> 00:13:34,938
There's nothing to finish.
344
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,936
I raised myself like a jungle child.
345
00:13:36,939 --> 00:13:37,967
End of story.
346
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:40,411
Oh, stop being so dramatic.
347
00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:41,645
You think I didn't feel bad
348
00:13:41,647 --> 00:13:44,248
not being around more
than I wanted to be?
349
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,616
Did you?
350
00:13:45,618 --> 00:13:47,702
A little bit.
351
00:13:48,988 --> 00:13:50,854
I'm teasing, come on. Of course I did.
352
00:13:50,856 --> 00:13:52,823
Why else would I have
begged you and George
353
00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:53,924
to move back to Medford?
354
00:13:53,926 --> 00:13:55,693
So you could be with your grandchildren.
355
00:13:55,695 --> 00:13:56,627
And you.
356
00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:58,495
- Really?
- Yeah.
357
00:13:58,497 --> 00:14:00,664
You're the only one of my
children still talking to me.
358
00:14:00,666 --> 00:14:01,932
No surprise there.
359
00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:04,968
Besides, you raised yourself
better than I ever could.
360
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,037
You actually believe that?
361
00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:10,335
No, but it would help
my cause if you did.
362
00:14:19,118 --> 00:14:20,686
Your hair looks pretty.
363
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,038
Enough.
364
00:14:30,663 --> 00:14:33,964
Dad?
365
00:14:33,966 --> 00:14:35,757
Dad?
366
00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:38,535
Dad?
367
00:14:38,537 --> 00:14:40,702
Dad.
368
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:41,837
What?
369
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,574
Georgie keeps kicking me.
370
00:14:43,576 --> 00:14:45,075
Kick him back.
371
00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:46,905
I'd rather not touch him.
372
00:14:50,282 --> 00:14:51,582
You want to sleep with me?
373
00:14:51,584 --> 00:14:53,030
Yes, thank you.
374
00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:57,936
Yeah.
375
00:14:59,992 --> 00:15:01,858
Got enough room?
376
00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:03,595
Yes.
377
00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:11,235
You throw off a lot of heat.
378
00:15:11,237 --> 00:15:13,499
Sorry.
379
00:15:13,502 --> 00:15:16,570
That's all right. It's kind of nice.
380
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,621
Do they launch those
shuttles in the rain?
381
00:15:30,623 --> 00:15:33,194
I think a light rain's okay.
382
00:15:36,829 --> 00:15:38,562
Oh, no.
383
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,230
It'll pass.
384
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:41,944
Just get some sleep.
385
00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:50,889
It didn't pass.
386
00:15:50,892 --> 00:15:52,991
Sheldon, I'm real sorry.
387
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,754
Can I tell you a secret?
388
00:16:03,756 --> 00:16:06,223
I never understood how lightning works.
389
00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:08,826
Didn't they teach you
that in high school?
390
00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:10,027
They probably did,
391
00:16:10,029 --> 00:16:14,331
but I got hit in the head
a lot playing football.
392
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,500
Would you explain it to me?
393
00:16:16,502 --> 00:16:19,870
Well, when positive and negative
charges grow large enough,
394
00:16:19,872 --> 00:16:22,172
a giant spark occurs in the cloud.
395
00:16:22,174 --> 00:16:25,843
Ah, that-that's pretty cool.
What causes the thunder?
396
00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:30,214
It's a shock wave from particles
heated to 10,000 degrees.
397
00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:31,448
Interesting.
398
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,671
You want to know what's
really interesting?
399
00:16:33,674 --> 00:16:35,919
Aristotle thought that
the sound of thunder
400
00:16:35,921 --> 00:16:38,088
was due to a collision
between two clouds.
401
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:40,257
He believed the clouds
were expelling air,
402
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:42,192
in the way a log on a fire crackles...
403
00:16:42,194 --> 00:16:45,095
I didn't realize until years later
404
00:16:45,097 --> 00:16:47,598
that my father was only asking questions
405
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,701
about lightning and
thunder to cheer me up.
406
00:16:50,703 --> 00:16:53,203
In fact, he would
often pretend to be dumb
407
00:16:53,205 --> 00:16:54,938
just to make me feel better.
408
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:56,585
Looks like rain.
409
00:16:56,588 --> 00:16:58,675
My brother, on the other hand,
410
00:16:58,677 --> 00:17:00,310
didn't have to pretend.
411
00:17:06,064 --> 00:17:08,429
Okay, on the count of
three, we run to the car.
412
00:17:08,432 --> 00:17:11,166
- Ready? One, two...
- Wait.
413
00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:12,635
I want shotgun going back.
414
00:17:12,637 --> 00:17:15,638
Fine, you get shotgun. Okay, here we go.
415
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,740
- One, two...
- I still think
416
00:17:17,742 --> 00:17:19,642
we should wait till the rain slows down.
417
00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:21,243
No, we got to get home.
418
00:17:21,245 --> 00:17:23,245
I got work tomorrow,
you guys got school.
419
00:17:23,247 --> 00:17:24,869
You do realize I'll get wet?
420
00:17:24,872 --> 00:17:26,415
It's just water, Sheldon.
421
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:29,118
All right. Just making sure you realize.
422
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:31,320
All right, here we go. Ready?
423
00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:33,158
One, two, three.
424
00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:54,030
Buddy, I thought we had a plan.
425
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,644
You had a plan.
426
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:14,863
I never did get to
see a launch in person,
427
00:18:14,865 --> 00:18:17,963
but that was the best trip I ever had.
428
00:18:22,506 --> 00:18:26,436
I wish I had told my
father while he was alive.
429
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:30,818
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