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(ROARING) The world of investing can be a jungle. The world of investing can be a jungle. Bulls. Bears. That's why, we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves, on being the best. That's why, we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves, on being the best.
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Danger at every turn.
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That's why we at Stratton Oakmont
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pride ourselves on being the best.
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Trained professionals to guide you
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through the financial wilderness.
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Stratton Oakmont.
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Stability.
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Integrity.
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(ROARING) Pride.
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING) One!
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Two!
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(ALL CHEERING) Three!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Twenty-five grand to the first cocksucker to nail a bull's-eye!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Come on! Let's go!
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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my name is jordan belfort.
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Not him. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm,
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Me. That's right.
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I'm a former member of the middle class
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raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens.
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The year I turned 26,
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as the head of my own brokerage firm,
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I made $49 million,
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which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
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(UPBEAT BLUES MUSIC)
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No, no, no. My Ferrari was white,
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like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice. Not red.
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See that humongous estate down there?
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(OVER TV) That's my house.
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for millionaires whose ships...
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My wife, Naomi,
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the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn,
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a former model and Miller Lite girl.
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Yeah.
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She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari.
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So put your dick back in your pants.
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In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids,
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I own a mansion, private jet,
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six cars, three horses,
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two vacation homes,
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and a 170-foot yacht.
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Anchors aweigh!
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I also gamble like a degenerate.
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I drink like a fish.
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I fuck hookers maybe five, six times a week.
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I have three different federal agencies looking to indict me.
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Oh, yeah, and I love drugs.
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(FAINT CLANGING)
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Okay.
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- One more round. - Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, you like it? - Yeah.
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Pull up. Pull up! We're gonna crash, for Christ sake!
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Relax!
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(SLURRING) Just relax.
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(GROANING)
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- You okay? - Yeah, I'm all right.
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Good job.
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You get in there safe, all right?
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Till the next time, brother.
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Till next time.
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Yup, on a daily basis I consume enough drugs
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to sedate Manhattan, Long Island and Queens for a month.
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Okay, Mr. Jordan.
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I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my back pain,
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Adderall to stay focused,
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Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out,
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cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine, well,
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because it's awesome.
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Good morning, Nathan.
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But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven,
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there is one that is my absolute favorite.
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You see,
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enough of this shit'll make you invincible.
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Able to conquer the world,
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and eviscerate your enemies.
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(SNORTS)
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The money doesn'tjust buy you a better life. Ah! And I'm not talking about this. I'm talking about this.
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See, money doesn't just buy you a better life,
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better food, better cars, better pussy.
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It also makes you a better person.
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You can give generously to the church
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or political party of your choice.
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You can save the fucking spotted owl with money.
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I always wanted to be rich. So let me go back.
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I'm 22 years old, newly married,
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and already a money-crazed little shit.
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So what do I do?
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I go to the one place on Earth
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that befit my high-minded ambitions.
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I love you.
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you are lower than pond scum.
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You got a problem with that,
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Jordan?
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No. No problem at all.
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Good. Because that is what you are.
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Pond scum.
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Your job is connector,
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which means that you'll be dialing the phone over 500 times a day
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trying to connect me with wealthy business owners.
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And until you pass your Series 7,
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that is all you're gonna fucking be doing. Sit.
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Sit!
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Now just so you know, last year I made over $300,000.
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The other guy you'll be working for, he made over a million.
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A million dollars?
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I could only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be.
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- Jordan Belfort. - Yes, sir.
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- Mark Hanna. - A pleasure to meet you.
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And you as well. I see you've already met the village asshole.
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Smile and dial.
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And don't pick up your fucking head until 1:00.
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Hey, fuck him.
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I'm the senior broker here. He's just a worthless piker.
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Why don't you blow me, Hanna?
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Now did you really pitch a stock in your job interview?
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I had to do something to stand out. Right, sir?
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I fucking love that.
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- Lunch. Today. - Yeah.
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We don't start dialing at 9:30
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because our clients are already answering the phone.
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Three. Two. One.
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(BELL RINGS) Let's fuck!
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You want to know what money sounds like?
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Go to a trading floor on Wall Street.
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Fuck this, shit that. Cunt, cock, asshole. Fuck this, shit that. Cunt, cock, asshole. I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other.
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- Good fucking package... - Piece of shit!
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I was hooked in seconds.
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It was like mainlining adrenaline.
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Yeah. Fuckface, look at where the stock's at today, huh?
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You motherfucker, you can't get any at 44...
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- Pick up the cocksucking phone! - Sorry...
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You are such a fucking douchebag, Hanna.
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We don't give two shits about how technology works
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because all we care about is getting fucking rich.
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- Solid, 2,000. - Jordan Belfort.
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Done!
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Time to paint the tape. Whoo!
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2,000. Microsoft. Going in the hole!
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Come on.
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Live. Live. Hold on, that is hot.
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In. In. Shut that motherfucker.
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Shut it! Shut it! Shut it! Whooow! Two thousand, Microsoft. Going in the hole! Whooow! Two thousand, Microsoft. Going in the hole! Whooow! Two thousand, Microsoft. Going in the hole!
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Sold!
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(MARK HUMMING)
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(CONTINUES HUMMING) Yeah.
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Tootski?
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Oh, no. Thank you, though.
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Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon?
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Well, Hector, here's the game plan.
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You're gonna bring us two Absolut martinis.
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You know howl like them. Straight up.
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And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that,
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you're gonna bring us two more.
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Then two more after that every five minutes
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until one of us passes the fuck out.
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(CHUCKLES)
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excellent strategy, sir.
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I'm good with water for now.
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Thank you.
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It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.
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- Thank you. - Thank you.
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Mr. Hanna?
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You're able to do drugs during the day
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and then still function, still do your job?
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How the fuck else would you do this job?
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Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
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(CHUCKLES) Right.
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Well, I got to say, I'm incredibly excited
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to be a part of your firm. I mean...
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The clients you have are absolutely...
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Fuck the clients.
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Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table.
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You got a girlfriend?
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I'm married. I have a wife.
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Her name is Teresa. She cuts hair.
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- Congratulations. - Thank you.
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Think about Teresa.
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Name of the game.
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Move the money from your client's pocket into your pocket.
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Right.
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My wife, her name is Teresa. She cuts hair. But if you make your clients money at the same time, it's advantageous to everyone. Correct? No.
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Number one rule of Wall Street.
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Nobody...
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I don't care if you're Warren Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett.
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Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up,
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down, sideways, or in fucking circles.
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- Least of all stockbrokers, right? - Mmm-hmm.
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It's all a fugazi. You know what a fugazi is?
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Uh. Fugayzi. It's a fake.
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Fugayzi, fugazi, it's a whazy, it's a woozy, it's...
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(WHISTLES) Fairy dust. It doesn't exist.
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It's never landed. It is no matter.
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It's not on the elemental chart.
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It's not fucking real.
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- Right? - Right.
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- Stay with me. - Mmm-hmm.
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We don't create shit. We don't build anything.
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Another situation. Another stock to reinvest his earnings and then some. No. So if you got a client who bought stock at 8 and it now sits at 16, he's all fucking happy. He wants to cash in, liquidate,
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take his fucking money and run home.
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- You don't let him do that. - Okay.
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- 'Cause that would make it real. - Right.
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No. What do you do?
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You get another brilliant idea.
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A special idea.
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Another situation. Another stock
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to reinvest his earnings and then some.
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And he will, every single time.
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'Cause they're fucking addicted.
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And you just keep doing this, again and again and again.
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Meanwhile, he thinks he's getting shit rich,
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which he is, on paper.
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But you and me, the brokers,
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we're taking home cold hard cash
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via commission, motherfucker.
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Right.
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That's incredible, sir.
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I can't tell you how excited I am.
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You should be.
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There's two keys to success in the broker business.
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(EXHALES) First of all...
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- You gotta stay relaxed. - Yeah.
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Do you jerk off?
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Do I... Do I jerk off?
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Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.
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How many times a week?
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Like, um, three or four.
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Three or four times, maybe five.
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Gotta pump those numbers up.
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Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
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I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
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- Wow. - Once in the morning
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right after I work out, then once right after lunch.
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- Really? - Mmm-hmm.
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I want to. That's not why I do it.
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I do it 'cause I fucking need to.
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Think about it. You're dealing with numbers.
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All day long, decimal points, high frequencies.
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(SQUEAKING) Bang, bang, bang.
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Fucking digits.
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All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit.
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- All right? - Mmm-hmm.
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It kind of wigs some people out.
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- Mmm-hmm. - Right.
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You got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing.
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Mmm-hmm.
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I keep the rhythm below the belt.
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Done.
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This is not a tip, this is a prescription.
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- Trust me. - Mmm-hmm.
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If you don't, you will fall out of balance,
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split your differential and tip the fuck over.
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Or worse yet,
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I've seen this happen, implode.
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No, I don't want to implode, sir.
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No. No, you don't.
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I'm in it for the long run, you know?
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- Implosions are ugly. - Yeah.
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Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can.
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When you get really good at it,
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you'll fucking be stroking it and you'll be thinking about money.
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Second key to success in this racket
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is this little baby right here.
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It's called cocaine.
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Right.
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It'll keep you sharp between the ears.
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It'll also help your fingers dial faster.
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And guess what?
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That's good for me.
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I'm in it for the long run. You know? Yes, sir. Revolutions. You follow? Revolutions. Keep the clients on the Ferris wheel.
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And it goes. The park is open 24/7, 365,
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every decade, every goddamn century.
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(JORDAN LAUGHING) That's it.
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The name of the game.
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Halkidiki?
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- Hmm. - Thank you.
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(MARK HUMMING)
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(BOTH HUMMING) Come on.
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We're the common denominator.
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Ah.
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(SINGING) Keep it up for me.
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You've seen the echo
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And the money comes in
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The parade comes to town
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Going down Broadway
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It's a one-way street
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(HUMMING CONTINUES) Whichever way I go
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The next six months,
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I got to know the ins and outs of Wall Street.
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Earning shit money as I geared up to take my Series 7.
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Oh!
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Oh, fuckers.
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Oh!
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Then I was a licensed broker at last,
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ready to make my fortune.
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My first day as a future Master of the Universe.
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I have Exxon at 86 1/4 six months ago.
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Today it is trading at 361/2.
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Mr...
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They called it Black Monday.
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No shit.
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By 4:00 p.m., the market had dropped 508 points.
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The biggest plummet since the crash of '29.
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I know your family, you know mine.
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No, I don't know. Some fucking country in Europe took a shit.
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Let them do what they want to fucking do.
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Our market's solid.
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This is not something that you want to sell.
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You know what happened? A fucking tsunami.
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I think you're making a big mistake.
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Yes, I will talk to your wife.
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Trust me, do not answer the phone.
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A lot of people are gonna be calling you,
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trying to get your dirty laundry.
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We don't know what's going on here.
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(BELL RINGS) I know. I know.
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Holy
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fucking shit!
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Unbelievable.
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My first shitty day as a broker.
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Within a month, L.F. Rothschild,
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an institution since 1899, closed its doors.
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Wall Street had swallowed me up
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and shit me right back out again.
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We could pawn my engagement ring if we needed to.
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- Babe... - Because I don't mind.
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If we needed to, I'm saying...
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- Will you listen to me? - Okay.
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You're not pawning anything. Okay?
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- Okay. - What do I always tell you?
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You're gonna be a millionaire.
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That's right. Okay? Just let me look.
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We'll find something.
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- How about this? - What?
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Nobody Beats the Wiz, the electronics store.
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Stock boy. What do you think?
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You're not gonna work at that place.
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Yeah, but, you know, you start off...
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Jordan, you're gonna be miserable at that place
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- if you go there. - I know.
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It's sales. You work your way up,
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you'll be a general manager.
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- You're not gonna be a stock boy. - Why not?
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'Cause you're a stockbroker.
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You understand that nobody's hiring stockbrokers right now?
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You understand that?
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Okay?
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(JORDAN SIGHS)
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ah. this place is.
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- What? - What's that say?
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(LAUGHS) Stockbrokers.
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In Long Island? Stockbrokers in Long Island?
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Yeah.
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It's in Long Island. So what?
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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Hey, uh, I'm looking for Investor's Center.
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What's that? You want to invest?
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No. Investor's Center.
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I'm looking for Investor's Center.
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Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey. This is it. This is it.
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Oh.
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- I'm Dwayne. Yeah. - You're Dwayne?
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Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone.
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I'm Jordan Belfort.
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I'm the broker from Rothschild in New York.
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Yes, yeah. Have a seat. How are you?
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We had a conversation...
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We spoke on the phone earlier, right?
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- Two hours ago. - Right.
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(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) Yeah.
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They're up and comers. That's what that means.
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It's 3 cents a share, that's $3!
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You cheap fuck!
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They are couple of brothers, that are making radar detectors out of a garage; So, uh... So where are your Quotrons here? - Quotrons? - Yeah. Your computers.
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No, no. We don't even need computers here.
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their mom Dorothy answers, and she's so sweet. their mom Dorothy answers, and she's so sweet. We just trade right off the pink sheets here. - Pink sheets? - Yeah, they're penny stocks. You know, uh, companies that can't get listed on NASDAQ,
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they don't have enough capital?
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Their shares trade here.
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- Penny stocks? - Yeah.
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This one, uh, Aerodyne, is a really interesting...
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Or Aerotyne...
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Aerotyne, yeah.
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Aero... Aerotyne...
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Aerotyne. Yeah.
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Very hot stock right now.
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Popular Mechanics, and our ads actually says, Oh, yeah? They're just a couple of brothers that are making radar detectors out of their garage. They're out in Dubuque.
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Maybe it's microwaves. I'm not sure.
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But you call the company's main line,
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their mom, Dorothy, answers and she is so sweet.
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- Good company. - I actually don't know what else to...
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(BOTH LAUGHING) I don't know anything else about them other than that.
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Six cents a share?
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Hey, come on. Who buys this crap?
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Well, I mean...
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Honestly, mostly schmucks.
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Postmen, there's always postmen.
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Uh, plumbers. Um...
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They see our ads in the back of, uh,
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Hustler and Popular Mechanics.
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Or, I did make one percent. Our ads actually say they can get rich quick. - Hustler? - Yeah. You know, those girlie magazines. Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag.
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- A lot. - Yeah.
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We're helping them finance houses,
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we're helping them buy their wife a diamond ring...
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A boat maybe.
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Is this... Is this stuff regulated or are you guys...
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What are you doing here?
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Uh...
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Sort of.
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Sort of?
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Jesus Christ, the spread on these is huge.
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Yeah. And that's the point, that's...
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What's your name again?
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Mine... Jordan Belfort.
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Jordan, what do you get on that blue chip stock?
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I make one percent. Or I did make one percent.
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Pink sheets, it's 50.
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It's 50%?
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50% commission?
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- Yup. - For what?
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It's our markup for our services.
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And so if I... If I...
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if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks?
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If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock,
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I will personally give you a blowjob for free.
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(LAUGHS)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Now. And I hope it happens. Hello, John, how are you doing today? You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back requesting information on penny stocks
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that had huge upside potential
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with very little downside risk.
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- Does that ring a bell? - Yeah, I may have sent something.
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...sixty thousand dollars! ...sixty thousand dollars! Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is, something just came across my desk, John.
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- Jesus! That's my morgage man! - Exactly, you could pay off your morgage. It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. You got a minute? Actually, I'm really very...
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The name of the company, Aerotyne International.
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It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest
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awaiting imminent patent approval
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on the next generation of radar detectors
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that have both huge military and civilian applications now.
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Right now, John,
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the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share.
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And by the way, John, our analysts indicate
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it could go a heck of a lot higher than that.
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Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment
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would be upwards of $60,000!
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Jesus! That's my mortgage, man.
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Exactly. You could pay off your mortgage.
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This stock will pay off my house?
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John, one thing I can promise you,
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even in this market,
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is that I never ask my clients
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I was selling garbage to garbage men. I was selling garbage to garbage men. to judge me on my winners. I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John,
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we are looking at a grand slam home run.
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Okay, let's do it. I'll do 4 grand.
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$4,000? That'd be 40,000 shares, John.
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Let me lock in that trade right now
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and get back to you with my secretary
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with an exact confirmation. Sound good, John?
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- Yeah, sounds good. - Great.
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Hey, John.
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Thank you for your vote of confidence.
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And welcome to the Investor's Center.
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Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
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Bye-bye.
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(MAN LAUGHS) How'd you fucking do that?
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Just like that, I made 2 grand.
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The other guys looked at me like I'd just discovered fire.
471
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Great! Even better!
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I was selling garbage to garbage men
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and making cash hand over fist.
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The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more.
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(EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH) Boom shocka locka!
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So I was selling them shit.
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But the way I looked at it, their money was better off in my pocket.
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I knew how to spend it better.
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excuse me. is that your car in the lot?
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Yeah.
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- It's a nice ride. - Thanks, man.
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Donnie Azoff.
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Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort.
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- Nice to meet you. - How you doing?
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You know, actually, I see that car around.
486
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- I see it around a lot. - Oh, yeah, where?
487
00:22:09,103 --> 00:22:10,979
I think we live in the same building.
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- No shit? - Yeah, yeah.
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- Twelfth floor? - Yeah. What floor are you on?
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Fourth floor.
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(LAUGHS) - I have two little kids. Ugly wife. - Right.
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What do you do, bro?
493
00:22:21,323 --> 00:22:23,116
What do you mean, what do I do?
494
00:22:23,117 --> 00:22:24,367
For work, what do you do?
495
00:22:24,368 --> 00:22:25,702
I'm a stockbroker.
496
00:22:25,703 --> 00:22:27,871
- Stockbroker? - Yeah.
497
00:22:27,872 --> 00:22:29,330
Children's furniture.
498
00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:30,498
Oh, good for you.
499
00:22:30,499 --> 00:22:32,167
It's all right.
500
00:22:32,168 --> 00:22:34,608
You make a lot of money?
501
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,671
Yeah, I do all right for myself.
502
00:22:36,672 --> 00:22:38,006
I'm trying to put it together.
503
00:22:38,007 --> 00:22:39,466
You got your fucking nice car,
504
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:41,009
we live in the same building. I just...
505
00:22:41,010 --> 00:22:45,130
I'm not understanding... How much money do you make?
506
00:22:45,389 --> 00:22:47,891
I don't know. $70,000 last month.
507
00:22:47,892 --> 00:22:49,642
Get the fuck...
508
00:22:49,643 --> 00:22:51,394
Get the fuck out of here.
509
00:22:51,395 --> 00:22:52,687
No, I'm serious.
510
00:22:52,688 --> 00:22:54,147
Yeah, no, I'm serious, too.
511
00:22:54,148 --> 00:22:56,316
Seriously, how much money do you make?
512
00:22:56,317 --> 00:22:58,517
I told you. $70,000.
513
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:01,196
Well, technically, $72,000.
514
00:23:01,197 --> 00:23:04,073
Last month. Something like that.
515
00:23:04,074 --> 00:23:06,201
You made 72 grand in one month?
516
00:23:06,202 --> 00:23:07,502
Yeah.
517
00:23:11,874 --> 00:23:14,014
I'll tell you what.
518
00:23:23,950 --> 00:23:25,887
Shit, about you doing your cousin or something like that? You show me a pay stub for $72,000 on it, I quit my job right now and I work for you.
519
00:23:25,888 --> 00:23:28,223
Hey, Paulie, what's up?
520
00:23:28,224 --> 00:23:29,641
No, yeah, yeah. No, everything's fine.
521
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,226
Hey, listen, I quit.
522
00:23:31,227 --> 00:23:33,102
And he did quit his job.
523
00:23:33,103 --> 00:23:34,354
Which I thought was a little weird.
524
00:23:34,355 --> 00:23:36,314
I mean, I just met this fucking guy.
525
00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:38,107
Don't fucking tell Susan. It's none of her business.
526
00:23:38,108 --> 00:23:39,484
There were other things about him, too.
527
00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:41,694
Like his phosphorescent white teeth.
528
00:23:41,695 --> 00:23:42,946
wife! I gotta fucking deal with your wife?
529
00:23:42,947 --> 00:23:45,198
The fact that he wore horn rims with clear lenses
530
00:23:45,199 --> 00:23:47,242
just to look more WASP-y.
531
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:50,283
And then, there were these rumors.
532
00:23:57,955 --> 00:23:59,587
so, you know, I used the cousin thing as like an in with her. I heard some stupid shit. I don't know. Fuck, I didn't even want to bring it up. It's just... - it's stupid. - Shit with me? You know, people say shit. I don't even know.
533
00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:02,549
I don't even listen to it half the time.
534
00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:04,425
What are they saying?
535
00:24:04,426 --> 00:24:07,262
Shit about you and your cousin or something like that.
536
00:24:07,263 --> 00:24:08,596
I don't even listen to it.
537
00:24:08,597 --> 00:24:11,266
Oh, bro, it's not like that.
538
00:24:11,267 --> 00:24:12,767
It's not like that.
539
00:24:12,768 --> 00:24:16,437
Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit. No?
540
00:24:16,438 --> 00:24:17,564
Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
541
00:24:17,565 --> 00:24:19,482
My wife is my cousin, or whatever.
542
00:24:19,483 --> 00:24:22,193
But it's not like what you think, or whatever, you know.
543
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,279
Is she like a first cousin, or is she...
544
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,446
Yeah, no, she's, you know...
545
00:24:25,447 --> 00:24:27,467
Her... Her father
546
00:24:28,117 --> 00:24:30,617
is the brother of my mom.
547
00:24:30,911 --> 00:24:32,120
It's not like, what... You know.
548
00:24:32,121 --> 00:24:33,538
Look, we grew up together.
549
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:36,124
And she grew up hot, you know. She fucking grew up hot.
550
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:37,959
And all my friends were trying to fuck her, you know.
551
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,961
And I'm not gonna let someone...
552
00:24:39,962 --> 00:24:41,629
You know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin,
553
00:24:41,630 --> 00:24:43,715
so, you know, I used the cousin thing
554
00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:45,216
as like an in with her.
555
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,760
I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin.
556
00:24:47,761 --> 00:24:49,512
You know, if anyone's gonna fuck my cousin,
557
00:24:49,513 --> 00:24:51,472
it's gonna be me, out of respect. You know?
558
00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:52,640
No, I get it. Yeah.
559
00:24:52,641 --> 00:24:54,976
I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right?
560
00:24:54,977 --> 00:24:56,227
- What? Having kids with her? - Yeah.
561
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:57,687
No. We have two kids.
562
00:24:57,688 --> 00:24:59,063
And they're... I mean...
563
00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:01,733
I don't want to get personal, but they're okay?
564
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,985
No, they're not retarded or anything like that.
565
00:25:03,986 --> 00:25:05,945
But there's a big chance, right, if...
566
00:25:05,946 --> 00:25:08,323
Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know,
567
00:25:08,324 --> 00:25:11,951
60 to 65% chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded or whatever.
568
00:25:11,952 --> 00:25:13,161
That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy.
569
00:25:13,162 --> 00:25:15,538
Look, man, a lot of having a kid, or whatever, takes risk,
570
00:25:15,539 --> 00:25:17,332
whether you're fucking cousins or not.
571
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:20,168
What if something like that happened?
572
00:25:20,169 --> 00:25:21,836
Basically, you know, if the kid was retarded,
573
00:25:21,837 --> 00:25:25,256
I would, you know, drive it up to the country
574
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,008
and just, like, you know, open the door and say,
575
00:25:27,009 --> 00:25:29,677
You're free now. You know, like, Run free.
576
00:25:29,678 --> 00:25:31,218
You know?
577
00:25:35,476 --> 00:25:38,516
(LAUGHS) You're completely fucking with me.
578
00:25:39,855 --> 00:25:41,648
That's horrible. You're not gonna...
579
00:25:41,649 --> 00:25:43,316
You look like you've... No.
580
00:25:43,317 --> 00:25:45,234
We would take it to, like, an institution or somewhere
581
00:25:45,235 --> 00:25:46,486
that's handled to, like, you know,
582
00:25:46,487 --> 00:25:48,488
raise the kid or whatever.
583
00:25:48,489 --> 00:25:50,740
You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy.
584
00:25:50,741 --> 00:25:51,908
No, I'm not fucking happy.
585
00:25:51,909 --> 00:25:54,202
No one who's married is fucking happy.
586
00:25:54,203 --> 00:25:56,079
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
587
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,081
Listen, I'm really, you know...
588
00:25:58,082 --> 00:26:00,541
I'm really appreciative for this fucking job.
589
00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:01,751
I'm really enjoying it.
590
00:26:01,752 --> 00:26:03,252
I'm really happy with what you're doing.
591
00:26:03,253 --> 00:26:05,672
Actually, I got you a little present.
592
00:26:05,673 --> 00:26:07,131
- You got me a present? - I got you something.
593
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,549
Oh, fuck. You're sweet.
594
00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:10,551
Yeah. It's in the back though.
595
00:26:10,552 --> 00:26:12,762
- What do you mean? - You gotta go out back.
596
00:26:12,763 --> 00:26:14,722
Like it's wrapped up or something?
597
00:26:14,723 --> 00:26:16,265
It's wrapped up. Yeah.
598
00:26:16,266 --> 00:26:17,475
- I don't get it. - Neither do I.
599
00:26:17,476 --> 00:26:20,036
Let's fucking go. Come on.
600
00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:21,229
Your turn.
601
00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:22,313
I'm not fucking doing this.
602
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,481
You're out of your fucking mind.
603
00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:25,483
- Smoke this shit, bro. - No.
604
00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:27,568
No one's fucking here, bro.
605
00:26:27,569 --> 00:26:28,945
Get the fuck...
606
00:26:28,946 --> 00:26:30,571
Fucking smoke crack with me, bro.
607
00:26:30,572 --> 00:26:31,739
I'm not fucking doing it.
608
00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:34,575
Smoke crack. Smoke some fucking crack with me, bro.
609
00:26:34,576 --> 00:26:37,286
- One hit. One hit. That's it. - Okay.
610
00:26:37,287 --> 00:26:39,247
Fucking nut job.
611
00:26:52,124 --> 00:26:53,424
(MOANS)
612
00:27:01,103 --> 00:27:02,343
(LAUGHING) Wow!
613
00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:06,472
Wow.
614
00:27:10,154 --> 00:27:11,904
Let's go run, huh?
615
00:27:11,905 --> 00:27:14,115
We gotta get out of here, buddy.
616
00:27:14,116 --> 00:27:17,936
We gotta get out of here. Let's go fucking run.
617
00:27:25,287 --> 00:27:32,287
(TELEPHONE RINGING) Yeah, man. She said, they don't wanna talk to you man. Let's run like we're fucking lions and tigers and bears! Let's run! Let's fucking run! Let's fucking run! Go! Go, go, go, go!
618
00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,178
Hey, Ma. We got chicken or what? You've reached Frank's Best Auto Body. We're closed right now. So please leave us a message. Hello. My name is Jordan Belfort.
619
00:27:35,179 --> 00:27:38,639
My partner and I are very interested in renting out your garage.
620
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,980
Donnie and I were going out on our own.
621
00:27:48,421 --> 00:27:49,692
Every person you're on the phone with, And the first thing we needed was brokers. Guys with sales experience. So I recruited some of my hometown boys. Sea Otter, who sold meat
622
00:27:49,693 --> 00:27:50,902
and weed.
623
00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:53,196
Chester, who sold tires
624
00:27:53,197 --> 00:27:54,363
and weed.
625
00:27:54,364 --> 00:27:57,408
And Robbie, who sold anything he could get his hands on.
626
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,129
Mostly weed.
627
00:27:59,161 --> 00:28:01,621
Can you bring me some ketchup? Okay?
628
00:28:01,622 --> 00:28:02,789
This is Brad.
629
00:28:02,790 --> 00:28:04,540
And Brad's the guy I really wanted.
630
00:28:04,541 --> 00:28:05,875
But he didn't go along with us.
631
00:28:05,876 --> 00:28:08,503
He was already making so much money selling Quaaludes,
632
00:28:08,504 --> 00:28:11,339
he'd become the Quaalude king of Bayside.
633
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:12,507
Getting any pussy with that thing or what?
634
00:28:12,508 --> 00:28:13,549
Yeah, man, of course.
635
00:28:13,550 --> 00:28:15,510
Bring some of them chicks around here sometime, huh?
636
00:28:15,511 --> 00:28:16,886
Let 'em watch.
637
00:28:16,887 --> 00:28:19,222
Let 'em watch. Know what I mean?
638
00:28:19,223 --> 00:28:23,184
Hey, Zip! You tell your sister I was asking about her.
639
00:28:23,185 --> 00:28:26,354
Why don't you bring me a pair of her panties next time you come through.
640
00:28:26,355 --> 00:28:29,273
Yeah, man. She said she don't want to talk to you anymore, man.
641
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:31,692
get the fuck out of here.
642
00:28:31,693 --> 00:28:34,529
Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what?
643
00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:35,710
Ma!
644
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:38,407
You listening? It's easier than you think.
645
00:28:38,408 --> 00:28:39,867
Every person you're on the phone with,
646
00:28:39,868 --> 00:28:42,495
they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly.
647
00:28:42,496 --> 00:28:43,704
They all want something for nothing.
648
00:28:43,705 --> 00:28:46,290
There was this one time that I was selling pot to this Amish dude.
649
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,750
You know those guys who got like the beard
650
00:28:47,751 --> 00:28:50,378
with like no mustache or some bullshit?
651
00:28:50,379 --> 00:28:54,382
Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture.
652
00:28:54,383 --> 00:28:55,424
I don't understand.
653
00:28:55,425 --> 00:28:56,759
what's that got to do with anything?
654
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,886
What the fuck are you talking about?
655
00:28:58,887 --> 00:29:00,596
I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing,
656
00:29:00,597 --> 00:29:03,891
but you just said that everybody wants to get rich.
657
00:29:03,892 --> 00:29:06,872
Holy fuck, you did just say that.
658
00:29:06,937 --> 00:29:08,729
What the fuck are you talking about?
659
00:29:08,730 --> 00:29:09,897
yeah, like buddhists.
660
00:29:09,898 --> 00:29:10,940
They don't give a shit about money.
661
00:29:10,941 --> 00:29:13,025
They're wrapped in sheets. They're not buying shit.
662
00:29:13,026 --> 00:29:14,861
I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish.
663
00:29:14,862 --> 00:29:16,320
I'm talking about normal people,
664
00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:17,697
working-class, everyday people.
665
00:29:17,698 --> 00:29:19,699
Everyone wants to get rich. Am I crazy?
666
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:21,075
There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist.
667
00:29:21,076 --> 00:29:23,828
- I'm pretty fucking sure. - There could be.
668
00:29:23,829 --> 00:29:25,371
Can we get some ketchup, please?
669
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:26,831
Do you guys not want to make money?
670
00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:28,624
I want to make some money.
671
00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:30,042
I want to make some fucking money, okay.
672
00:29:30,043 --> 00:29:31,419
I can sell anything.
673
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:33,421
Shit, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns,
674
00:29:33,422 --> 00:29:35,464
and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other.
675
00:29:35,465 --> 00:29:37,383
That's the attitude. You can sell anything?
676
00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,051
Sell me this fucking pen right here.
677
00:29:39,052 --> 00:29:40,803
You can sell anything. Sell that. Go ahead.
678
00:29:40,804 --> 00:29:42,763
Sell me the pen.
679
00:29:42,764 --> 00:29:44,932
Can I finish eating first? I haven't eaten today.
680
00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:47,351
Brad, show them how it's done. Boom.
681
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:48,936
Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on.
682
00:29:48,937 --> 00:29:50,521
You want me to sell this fucking pen?
683
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:53,024
That's my boy right there. Can fucking sell anything.
684
00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:54,108
Why don't you do me a favor.
685
00:29:54,109 --> 00:29:55,860
Write your name down on that napkin for me.
686
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:56,986
I don't have a pen.
687
00:29:56,987 --> 00:29:59,113
Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend.
688
00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:00,198
Holy shit.
689
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:01,490
See what I'm saying? He's creating urgency.
690
00:30:01,491 --> 00:30:02,909
Get them to want to buy the stock.
691
00:30:02,910 --> 00:30:04,785
Convince them it's something they need, you know what I mean?
692
00:30:04,786 --> 00:30:06,287
And that's the thing.
693
00:30:06,288 --> 00:30:07,955
All nuns are lesbians.
694
00:30:07,956 --> 00:30:09,749
What the fuck are you talking about, Otter?
695
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,375
Think about it. They can't keep a dude
696
00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:12,627
so they're gonna start fucking chicks.
697
00:30:12,628 --> 00:30:14,921
Four fucking times, Kimmie! Four times.
698
00:30:14,922 --> 00:30:16,380
he's not with us. robbie: friggin' rambo.
699
00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:17,840
Now she runs.
700
00:30:17,841 --> 00:30:20,801
But look. I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs.
701
00:30:20,802 --> 00:30:22,470
Robbie Feinberg, the pinhead,
702
00:30:22,471 --> 00:30:24,764
took five years to finish high school.
703
00:30:24,765 --> 00:30:26,599
Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter,
704
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,934
didn't even graduate.
705
00:30:27,935 --> 00:30:29,977
Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman,
706
00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:32,230
thought jujitsu was in Israel.
707
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:34,649
Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff.
708
00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:36,400
He actually went to law school.
709
00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:40,529
I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece.
710
00:30:40,530 --> 00:30:43,824
Still, give them to me young, hungry and stupid
711
00:30:43,825 --> 00:30:46,985
and in no time, I'll make them rich.
712
00:30:48,997 --> 00:30:50,581
Oh, my God.
713
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:51,999
Jordan, that...
714
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,167
You like it, baby?
715
00:30:53,168 --> 00:30:55,788
Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
716
00:30:57,506 --> 00:30:59,590
but I promise they're really high quality.
717
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,092
It's beautiful.
718
00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:03,353
They're so beautiful.
719
00:31:03,387 --> 00:31:04,867
Oh, boy.
720
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:06,013
What?
721
00:31:06,014 --> 00:31:08,599
I know that look. What is it? Go ahead.
722
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,851
I don't know, it's... You know...
723
00:31:10,852 --> 00:31:13,688
These stocks... These companies...
724
00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:15,356
They're like crappy companies.
725
00:31:15,357 --> 00:31:16,774
- Well, yeah. - Okay.
726
00:31:16,775 --> 00:31:18,985
Yeah, they're terrible.
727
00:31:18,986 --> 00:31:20,361
Don't worry about it. I told you,
728
00:31:20,362 --> 00:31:21,779
what I'm doing is completely legal.
729
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:22,863
Yeah, I know.
730
00:31:22,864 --> 00:31:25,866
But they're not gonna make anyone money though, right?
731
00:31:25,867 --> 00:31:27,994
Well, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.
732
00:31:27,995 --> 00:31:29,620
You know how it goes.
733
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:32,123
Wouldn't you feel better if you sold that stuff to rich people
734
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:35,824
who can, like, afford to lose all that money?
735
00:31:36,336 --> 00:31:37,936
Of course.
736
00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:41,090
But rich people don't buy penny stocks.
737
00:31:41,091 --> 00:31:42,842
They just don't.
738
00:31:42,843 --> 00:31:44,323
Why not?
739
00:31:46,096 --> 00:31:48,055
Because they're too smart,
740
00:31:48,056 --> 00:31:49,432
that's why not.
741
00:31:49,433 --> 00:31:52,435
I mean, what person with a college education
742
00:31:52,436 --> 00:31:53,811
would trust this bunch of jerk-offs?
743
00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,062
Hang up the phone. Tell him you'll call him back.
744
00:31:55,063 --> 00:31:56,230
I got 5 fucking grand on the phone right now!
745
00:31:56,231 --> 00:31:57,471
Hey!
746
00:31:57,482 --> 00:32:00,526
But what if they didn't sound like a bunch of jerk-offs?
747
00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:03,904
What if I could teach them how to sell to people with money?
748
00:32:03,905 --> 00:32:05,565
Real money.
749
00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:08,159
So I decided to reinvent the company.
750
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,240
Gentlemen, welcome
751
00:32:11,038 --> 00:32:13,238
to Stratton Oakmont.
752
00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:15,207
You schnooks will now be targeting
753
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:18,068
the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
754
00:32:18,587 --> 00:32:20,671
We're talking about whales here.
755
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,548
Moby fucking Dicks.
756
00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:26,669
And with this script, which is now your new harpoon,
757
00:32:26,762 --> 00:32:28,971
I'm gonna teach each and every one of you
758
00:32:28,972 --> 00:32:31,592
to be Captain fucking Ahab.
759
00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:33,653
Get it? Huh?
760
00:32:42,435 --> 00:32:43,527
Pick me up a few thousand shares at Disney? Pick me up a few thousand shares at Disney? Captain who? Captain Ahab. From the fucking... The book, motherfucker. From the book. Turn your fucking brain on. - Fuck you. - Jesus fuck, Robbie.
761
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:46,614
Listen to me. We're a new company with a new name.
762
00:32:46,615 --> 00:32:50,135
A company that our clients can believe in.
763
00:33:05,455 --> 00:33:07,235
(ALL CHUCKLING)
764
00:33:10,132 --> 00:33:17,132
- ...Oakmont. - And I plan on being one of the... A company that our clients can trust. A firm whose roots are so deeply embedded into Wall Street
765
00:34:06,851 --> 00:33:09,898
(ALL LAUGHING) - by being wrong, Stan. - I do wanna say that..
766
00:33:09,899 --> 00:33:16,899
- by being wrong, Stan. - I do wanna say that.. that our very founders sailed over on the Mayflower and chiseled the name Stratton Oakmont right into Plymouth fucking Rock!
767
00:34:10,742 --> 00:33:14,157
- by being wrong, Stan. - I do wanna say that..
768
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,644
- by being wrong, Stan. - I do wanna say that.. - by being wrong, Stan. - I do wanna say that.. You got it? What we're gonna do is this. First we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusively. Companies these people know.
769
00:33:16,645 --> 00:33:20,648
Once we've suckered them in, we unload the dog shit.
770
00:33:20,649 --> 00:33:22,775
The pink sheets, the penny stocks,
771
00:33:22,776 --> 00:33:24,527
where we make the money.
772
00:33:24,528 --> 00:33:26,862
- 50% commission, baby. - Ooh.
773
00:33:26,863 --> 00:33:29,740
Now the key to making money in a situation like this
774
00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:32,952
is to position yourself now before the settlement.
775
00:33:32,953 --> 00:33:35,830
Because by the time you read about it in The Wall Street Journal,
776
00:33:35,831 --> 00:33:38,151
it's already too late.
777
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,000
Then you wait.
778
00:33:40,001 --> 00:33:41,168
You wait.
779
00:33:41,169 --> 00:33:44,029
And whoever speaks first loses.
780
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:47,174
Sorry, uh...
781
00:33:47,175 --> 00:33:48,717
I appreciate the call.
782
00:33:48,718 --> 00:33:51,137
I really have to give this some thought
783
00:33:51,138 --> 00:33:52,972
and talk to my wife about it.
784
00:33:52,973 --> 00:33:55,173
Can I call you back?
785
00:34:02,203 --> 00:34:03,691
The only problem you gonna have.. The only problem you gonna have.. The only problem you gonna have.. They don't know, right? They gotta think about it, they gotta talk to their fucking wives, or the fucking Tooth Fairy. Point is, it doesn't matter what the fuck they say. The only real objection that they have is that they don't trust you guys.
786
00:34:03,692 --> 00:34:05,401
And why should they trust you? I mean, look at you.
787
00:34:05,402 --> 00:34:09,342
You're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesmen, right?
788
00:34:17,169 --> 00:34:20,082
Let's do five..five thousand dollars. So, what do you say? You mean to tell me that if I put you in at Union Carbide at 7 and took you out at 32... Texas Instruments at 11 and took you out at 47... U.S. Steel at 16, took you out at 41...
789
00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:21,709
You wouldn't be saying to me right now, Chester,
790
00:34:21,710 --> 00:34:23,586
pick me up a few thousand shares of Disney
791
00:34:23,587 --> 00:34:25,754
on the spot, right now. Come on.
792
00:34:25,755 --> 00:34:27,214
Honestly, Kevin? Honestly? Seriously?
793
00:34:27,215 --> 00:34:28,632
I don't know you.
794
00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:31,093
You cold-called me. You're a total stranger.
795
00:34:31,094 --> 00:34:32,178
I am in complete agreement with you.
796
00:34:32,179 --> 00:34:34,013
You don't know me, I don't know you.
797
00:34:34,014 --> 00:34:35,181
Let me introduce myself to you.
798
00:34:35,182 --> 00:34:36,640
My name is Alden Kupferberg.
799
00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:38,100
- Robbie Feinberg. - Chester Ming.
800
00:34:38,101 --> 00:34:39,977
I'm Senior Vice President at Stratton Oakmont...
801
00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:41,479
and I plan on being one of the...
802
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,856
top brokers in my firm next year.
803
00:34:43,857 --> 00:34:45,941
And I'm not gonna get there by being wrong, Stanley.
804
00:34:45,942 --> 00:34:47,943
I do wanna say that you sound like a...
805
00:34:47,944 --> 00:34:49,778
(LAUGHING) You sound like a pretty sincere guy.
806
00:34:49,779 --> 00:34:50,946
It's not gonna make you rich
807
00:34:50,947 --> 00:34:52,072
and it's not gonna make you poor.
808
00:34:52,073 --> 00:34:54,658
But what this trade will do is serve as...
809
00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:57,036
a benchmark for future business, Kevin.
810
00:34:57,037 --> 00:34:58,913
You feel comfortable with me now, Scotty?
811
00:34:58,914 --> 00:35:00,247
And then you'll know for sure
812
00:35:00,248 --> 00:35:02,416
that you finally found a broker on Wall Street
813
00:35:02,417 --> 00:35:04,043
that you can trust,
814
00:35:04,044 --> 00:35:07,444
and who can consistently make you money.
815
00:35:07,797 --> 00:35:09,877
(MOUTHING) Sound fair enough?
816
00:35:11,259 --> 00:35:13,579
[MOUTHING] You know what... Yeah.
817
00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:17,052
I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed.
818
00:35:17,641 --> 00:35:19,016
What are you thinking?
819
00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:20,377
Kevin.
820
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,645
You give me one shot here
821
00:35:22,646 --> 00:35:25,356
on a blue chip stock like Kodak,
822
00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:27,608
and believe me, Kevin,
823
00:35:27,609 --> 00:35:30,236
the only problem you're gonna have
824
00:35:30,237 --> 00:35:32,821
is that you didn't buy more.
825
00:35:32,822 --> 00:35:34,902
Sound fair enough?
826
00:35:35,784 --> 00:35:37,444
Shit. My...
827
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,420
(CHUCKLES) Uh...
828
00:35:40,789 --> 00:35:42,540
My wife might divorce me, but...
829
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,621
(ALL LAUGHING QUIETLY) Yeah, let's do it.
830
00:35:45,335 --> 00:35:46,835
Excellent choice, Kevin.
831
00:35:46,836 --> 00:35:48,837
How much do you want to go for this time?
832
00:35:48,838 --> 00:35:50,798
Let's do 5... $5,000.
833
00:35:50,799 --> 00:35:52,049
Can we try 8,000, Kevin?
834
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,634
All right. Let's do 10.
835
00:35:53,635 --> 00:35:54,802
- Ten. - You want to do that?
836
00:35:54,803 --> 00:35:55,886
Excellent choice!
837
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,388
Kevin, let me lock in that trade right now
838
00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:58,681
and get back to you in a few minutes
839
00:35:58,682 --> 00:36:00,140
with an exact confirmation, Kevin.
840
00:36:00,141 --> 00:36:02,810
And welcome to Stratton Oakmont.
841
00:36:02,811 --> 00:36:05,145
Thanks, man. I'm gonna have a beer.
842
00:36:05,146 --> 00:36:06,313
This is fun.
843
00:36:06,314 --> 00:36:07,648
Take it easy, Kev.
844
00:36:07,649 --> 00:36:10,276
Hey, thanks, Jordan. Thanks a...
845
00:36:10,277 --> 00:36:12,403
Fuck that motherfucker!
846
00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:15,204
That's what I'm talking about!
847
00:36:17,617 --> 00:36:19,159
What a fucking idiot.
848
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,788
The one thing I know about in this world is airlines.
849
00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:26,041
And Cuchon Airlines is the future of airlines.
850
00:36:26,042 --> 00:36:28,002
Get in now or...
851
00:36:38,278 --> 00:36:39,597
- Read that..read it. - Listen. - I'm Nicky Koskoff... - Chester Ming... and I'm a Senior Vice President with Stratton Oakmont. Judy, I am so, so, so sorry for your loss. When did he pass? Just say I'm wrong, right. And the stock goes down a couple points...
852
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,181
and it makes you, in the words of my grandfather,
853
00:36:41,182 --> 00:36:44,059
God rest his soul, A shit ton of money.
854
00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:45,269
It's like getting in on fucking sunlight
855
00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:47,021
before there was fucking sunlight. You understand?
856
00:36:47,022 --> 00:36:48,814
Can we do 8,000 shares?
857
00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:50,595
Okay, 25,000.
858
00:36:52,152 --> 00:36:53,485
That's a very intelligent decision.
859
00:36:53,486 --> 00:36:56,030
I'm gonna transfer you to my sales associate.
860
00:36:56,031 --> 00:36:57,451
Rhonda!
861
00:36:57,782 --> 00:36:59,158
- Rhonda! - ...put you through to Andrea.
862
00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:02,079
Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda?
863
00:37:02,483 --> 00:37:04,203
(BELL RINGING)
864
00:37:07,334 --> 00:37:08,709
Everybody have a good week?
865
00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:10,010
Yeah!
866
00:37:11,171 --> 00:37:12,379
The end of the month.
867
00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:15,480
$28.7 million in gross commissions,
868
00:37:16,051 --> 00:37:18,971
all from pink sheet stock, boys!
869
00:37:20,513 --> 00:37:23,599
And to celebrate with our weekly act of debauchery,
870
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,434
I have offered our lovely sales assistant,
871
00:37:25,435 --> 00:37:27,436
Danielle Harrison, here,
872
00:37:27,437 --> 00:37:30,477
$10,000 to shave her fucking head!
873
00:37:31,232 --> 00:37:32,532
(ALL CHEERING) Yeah!
874
00:37:32,513 --> 00:37:33,993
(LAUGHING)
875
00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:36,070
Yeah, you want this?
876
00:37:36,071 --> 00:37:37,237
You want this?
877
00:37:37,238 --> 00:37:39,823
Let's scalp her! Scalp her!
878
00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:42,204
Let the scalping begin!
879
00:37:42,065 --> 00:37:44,325
(ALL CONTINUE CHANTING)
880
00:37:45,747 --> 00:37:47,947
Scalp! Scalp! Scalp!
881
00:37:49,042 --> 00:37:51,335
FYI, boys, Danielle has promised
882
00:37:51,336 --> 00:37:54,380
to use this $10,000 for breast implants!
883
00:37:54,381 --> 00:37:55,798
She's already got C cups,
884
00:37:55,799 --> 00:37:57,966
but now she wants fucking double D's!
885
00:37:57,967 --> 00:38:01,367
Is this a great fucking company or what?
886
00:38:02,972 --> 00:38:06,492
Is this the greatest company in the world?
887
00:38:08,978 --> 00:38:10,398
Donnie!
888
00:38:10,438 --> 00:38:13,598
Blow the roof off this motherfucker!
889
00:38:17,016 --> 00:38:19,276
(MARCHING BAND PLAYING)
890
00:38:42,637 --> 00:38:44,837
- Champagne? - Whoo!
891
00:38:48,017 --> 00:38:50,277
Send in the stripees!
892
00:38:50,842 --> 00:38:52,562
(ALL CHEERING)
893
00:39:24,846 --> 00:39:26,146
Mine!
894
00:39:30,923 --> 00:39:32,343
(YELLING)
895
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:44,585
Word about us spread throughout Wall Street.
896
00:39:44,657 --> 00:39:47,817
Even the places I didn't want it to.
897
00:39:56,169 --> 00:39:58,712
It wasn't long before Forbes magazine,
898
00:39:58,713 --> 00:40:01,548
the flagship of Wall Street, called to do a profile on me.
899
00:40:01,549 --> 00:40:04,968
Let me ask you, how do you see the future for Stratton Oakmont?
900
00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:06,509
One word?
901
00:40:07,889 --> 00:40:09,849
(EXHALES) Diversification.
902
00:40:10,725 --> 00:40:15,085
Sounds good. Thank you so much. I have more than enough.
903
00:40:14,634 --> 00:40:16,414
(CAMERA CLICKS)
904
00:40:22,836 --> 00:40:24,071
Hello?... - Gene, how are you Gene? But, as soon as he picked up the phone. - I appreciate your time. - Fantastic. Can we get a quick picture? A total fucking hatchet job. This conniving little twat! Look at this! The Wolf of Wall Street they call me. Look.
905
00:40:24,072 --> 00:40:25,239
Your hair looks good.
906
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,782
- Well, my hair looks good. - Yeah.
907
00:40:26,783 --> 00:40:28,242
Jordan Belfort,
908
00:40:28,243 --> 00:40:30,828
sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood
909
00:40:30,829 --> 00:40:33,580
who takes from the rich and gives to himself
910
00:40:33,581 --> 00:40:35,415
and his merry little band of brokers.
911
00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:37,084
- Read that. Read it. - Listen.
912
00:40:37,085 --> 00:40:40,796
There is no such thing as bad publicity, sweetheart.
913
00:40:40,797 --> 00:40:42,464
Read the article, babe.
914
00:40:42,465 --> 00:40:44,967
Jordan, you look great! You're in a huge magazine.
915
00:40:44,968 --> 00:40:47,761
(PEOPLE CLAMORING) Big fucking deal I look great.
916
00:40:47,762 --> 00:40:49,221
Mr. Belfort! Can you look at my resume, please?
917
00:40:49,222 --> 00:40:51,782
Excuse me, excuse me, sir!
918
00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:55,602
[CROWD] Calm the fuck down!
919
00:40:55,603 --> 00:40:57,104
What the hell's all this?
920
00:40:57,105 --> 00:41:01,645
It's the Forbes article. They all want to work for you now.
921
00:41:44,974 --> 00:41:46,454
(GRUNTING)
922
00:41:46,809 --> 00:41:48,649
(BOTH SCREAMING)
923
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,820
(SCREAMING)
924
00:42:54,217 --> 00:41:09,326
which could be set off by something as innocuous as a ringing telephone.
925
00:41:09,327 --> 00:41:10,534
Which could be set off by something as obnoxious as a ringing telephone. Hey! What did I say? I'm just trying to be nice. Hey, you want a job, you talk to me! - Mr. Belfort! - Give me one minute. Forbes made me a superstar.
926
00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:15,255
Every day, dozens of money-crazed kids beat a path to my door.
927
00:41:16,249 --> 00:41:19,459
If we hired 'em, they dropped straight out of college overnight
928
00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:21,169
and spent whatever allowance they had
929
00:41:21,170 --> 00:41:23,672
on a new suit from our Stratton tailor.
930
00:41:23,673 --> 00:41:25,716
Are you fucking serious right now?
931
00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:29,511
I mean, we were literally putting clothes on these kids' backs.
932
00:41:29,512 --> 00:41:32,639
And here comes this jerk-off sniffing around.
933
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,809
But, you know, every time someone rises up in this world,
934
00:41:35,810 --> 00:41:40,470
there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down.
935
00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:42,816
Within months, we doubled in size,
936
00:41:42,817 --> 00:41:45,557
moved to even bigger offices.
937
00:41:51,951 --> 00:41:53,660
It was a madhouse.
938
00:41:53,661 --> 00:41:54,953
A greed-fest,
939
00:41:54,954 --> 00:41:59,291
with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids.
940
00:41:59,292 --> 00:42:00,532
Yes!
941
00:42:01,294 --> 00:42:05,130
It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone
942
00:42:05,131 --> 00:42:07,132
between the hours of 9:00 and 7:00.
943
00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:09,843
But I'm telling you, even that didn't help.
944
00:42:09,844 --> 00:42:13,013
Actually, the madness started on our very first day,
945
00:42:13,014 --> 00:42:14,556
when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner,
946
00:42:14,557 --> 00:42:18,197
christened the elevator by getting a blowjob
947
00:42:26,255 --> 00:42:26,985
it was his Mother sister, she showed up dead. it was his Mother sister, she showed up dead. from a sales assistant. Her name was Pam, and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique, with this wild twist and jerk motion. About a month later,
948
00:42:26,986 --> 00:42:28,987
Donnie and I decided to double-team her
949
00:42:28,988 --> 00:42:30,238
on a Saturday afternoon
950
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,367
while our wives were out shopping for Christmas dresses.
951
00:42:33,368 --> 00:42:34,743
Eventually, Ben married her,
952
00:42:34,744 --> 00:42:37,287
which was pretty amazing considering she blew
953
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:39,831
every single guy in the office.
954
00:42:39,832 --> 00:42:43,168
Then he got depressed and killed himself three years later.
955
00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:47,547
Anyway, I hired my dad, Max, to maintain order as the Enforcer.
956
00:42:47,548 --> 00:42:50,228
Stratton's very own Gestapo.
957
00:42:51,052 --> 00:42:54,179
We called him Mad Max because of his hair-trigger temper,
958
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:57,280
which could be set off by something
959
00:42:57,630 --> 00:42:59,650
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
960
00:43:07,353 --> 00:43:08,068
Is them getting together and say, ' oh, they made fun of us'.. I don't think he's gonna get hurt, they're like... They got like super human strenght. I don't think he's gonna get hurt, they're like... They got like super human strenght. as innocuous as a ringing telephone. Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night? God damn it! You're gonna miss it!
961
00:43:08,069 --> 00:43:09,987
Ooh, please, tell me something I don't know.
962
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:12,823
I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer
963
00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:15,200
and they have to fucking... Hello.
964
00:43:15,201 --> 00:43:16,994
But as soon as he picked up the phone...
965
00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:18,412
Gene. How are you, Gene?
966
00:43:18,413 --> 00:43:20,414
he'd affect this weird British accent.
967
00:43:20,415 --> 00:43:22,749
Right-o, Gene, that'd be great.
968
00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:24,001
Cheerio.
969
00:43:24,002 --> 00:43:25,085
It was absolutely bizarre.
970
00:43:25,086 --> 00:43:26,753
The fucking halfwit!
971
00:43:26,754 --> 00:43:27,879
- He'd hang up... - You missed it!
972
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,257
and then he's Mad Max all over again.
973
00:43:30,258 --> 00:43:31,383
Damn it!
974
00:43:31,384 --> 00:43:33,719
All right, tell me what happened. What happened?
975
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,846
Well, he discovered it was the mother's sister.
976
00:43:35,847 --> 00:43:37,347
Who's he? Who? Tell me who...
977
00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:39,016
The main guy. You know who the main...
978
00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:40,183
The main guy...
979
00:43:40,184 --> 00:43:43,937
it was his mother's sister. She showed up dead.
980
00:43:42,758 --> 00:43:44,238
(LAUGHING)
981
00:43:43,938 --> 00:43:45,605
Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know
982
00:43:45,606 --> 00:43:47,524
everything we were doing at Stratton.
983
00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:49,651
And then there's a big target and we...
984
00:43:49,652 --> 00:43:51,611
They get launched at the target. They stick.
985
00:43:51,612 --> 00:43:53,780
There's a bull's-eye and the bull's-eye's a dollar sign.
986
00:43:53,781 --> 00:43:54,948
Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign...
987
00:43:54,949 --> 00:43:55,991
gets the most points.
988
00:43:55,992 --> 00:43:58,285
I'm gonna throw the shit out of this little fucking thing.
989
00:43:58,286 --> 00:44:00,287
So if it gets hurt, what happens?
990
00:44:00,288 --> 00:44:01,621
'Cause we're gonna get fucking nuts.
991
00:44:01,622 --> 00:44:02,956
I don't think he's gonna get hurt. They're like...
992
00:44:02,957 --> 00:44:04,833
They got like superhuman strength.
993
00:44:04,834 --> 00:44:06,126
I think he's gonna be fine.
994
00:44:06,127 --> 00:44:08,128
You can't look him right in the eyes.
995
00:44:08,129 --> 00:44:09,379
You can't look him in the eye?
996
00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:11,214
That's a fact. I saw it on PBS.
997
00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:13,091
They get confused and their wires get crossed.
998
00:44:13,092 --> 00:44:14,718
You gotta look at their chin.
999
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:15,844
Like it looks like I'm looking at you
1000
00:44:15,845 --> 00:44:16,928
but I'm looking at your chin.
1001
00:44:16,929 --> 00:44:19,139
I feel like you're addressing me right now, but you're not, are you?
1002
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:21,141
They're like the Mona Lisa. They find eye contact,
1003
00:44:21,142 --> 00:44:22,851
like, wherever you are standing in the room.
1004
00:44:22,852 --> 00:44:24,186
And they lock in.
1005
00:44:24,187 --> 00:44:26,855
No, but there is a limit to what we can do with them?
1006
00:44:26,856 --> 00:44:27,981
We're allowed to throw shit at 'em.
1007
00:44:27,982 --> 00:44:29,483
We're allowed to throw food? Bananas.
1008
00:44:29,484 --> 00:44:30,984
Any food. Correct.
1009
00:44:30,985 --> 00:44:32,152
But, for example, what I wouldn't do is
1010
00:44:32,153 --> 00:44:33,987
maybe like tell him to pull his cock out
1011
00:44:33,988 --> 00:44:35,822
and like get some of the girls to, you know,
1012
00:44:35,823 --> 00:44:36,948
fondle him and shit like that.
1013
00:44:36,949 --> 00:44:38,033
That would be... That's unacceptable?
1014
00:44:38,034 --> 00:44:39,117
Let's keep that in our back pocket.
1015
00:44:39,118 --> 00:44:41,203
This guy is more about throwing at the dartboard.
1016
00:44:41,204 --> 00:44:42,329
Correct. Yes, yes, yes.
1017
00:44:42,330 --> 00:44:43,747
The thing is, this is their gift, okay.
1018
00:44:43,748 --> 00:44:45,874
They're built to be thrown like a lawn dart.
1019
00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:47,167
They're top heavy like a lawn dart.
1020
00:44:47,168 --> 00:44:48,251
So they're built for accuracy.
1021
00:44:48,252 --> 00:44:51,532
Oh, my God. Can we bowl with this guy?
1022
00:45:47,550 --> 00:45:49,030
(CHANTING)
1023
00:46:26,603 --> 00:44:57,812
These are all your fucking charges! Right here. These are all your fucking charges! Right here.
1024
00:44:57,813 --> 00:44:59,221
These are all your fucking charges! Right here. That's his fucking brother, Rob. His brother's the bowling ball. The brother, you put a skateboard on him, you strap him to a skateboard, you toss him down an alley at some pins. - No shit. That's interesting. - Swear to fucking God.
1025
00:44:59,222 --> 00:45:01,306
- Can we get that guy? - Yeah, we'll get that guy, too.
1026
00:45:01,307 --> 00:45:03,475
But it says here this guy will show his cock. Yeah.
1027
00:45:03,476 --> 00:45:04,810
- Instead of growing up. Yeah. - He will?
1028
00:45:04,811 --> 00:45:06,186
They are very ornery by the way,
1029
00:45:06,187 --> 00:45:07,687
so you gotta be very careful with these little guys.
1030
00:45:07,688 --> 00:45:08,772
Safety first.
1031
00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:09,940
Safety is first, all right?
1032
00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:11,858
I want somebody with a fucking tranquilizer gun
1033
00:45:11,859 --> 00:45:13,610
ready to knock this fucker out.
1034
00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:15,862
- Do we want to get like a... - Mace. Taser guns.
1035
00:45:15,863 --> 00:45:16,947
A pellet gun maybe?
1036
00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:18,156
No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him.
1037
00:45:18,157 --> 00:45:19,658
I just want him out. Knocked out cold.
1038
00:45:19,659 --> 00:45:22,410
But I say we stick with the loophole. Right? Okay?
1039
00:45:22,411 --> 00:45:24,204
If we don't consider him a human,
1040
00:45:24,205 --> 00:45:26,456
we just consider it an act, I think we're in the clear.
1041
00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:27,582
Like The Flying Wallendas.
1042
00:45:27,583 --> 00:45:29,626
You know, a lot of those guys died but they never sued anybody.
1043
00:45:29,627 --> 00:45:31,461
The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind
1044
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:33,421
is that these things gossip.
1045
00:45:33,422 --> 00:45:35,048
They get together and they gossip.
1046
00:45:35,049 --> 00:45:36,550
- That's a good point. - And the last thing
1047
00:45:36,551 --> 00:45:38,802
that we need is them getting together and saying,
1048
00:45:38,803 --> 00:45:40,470
Oh, they made fun of us.
1049
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:42,139
Like, it's gonna make Stratton look bad.
1050
00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:44,307
That's why I love you. You think of shit like that.
1051
00:45:44,308 --> 00:45:47,561
When they come in, we treat it just like one of us. Okay?
1052
00:45:47,562 --> 00:45:50,722
One of us. Gooble gobble, one of us.
1053
00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:52,524
We accept them, one of us!
1054
00:45:52,525 --> 00:45:54,276
Gooble gobble, one of us.
1055
00:45:54,277 --> 00:45:55,652
We accept them, one of us.
1056
00:45:55,653 --> 00:45:56,778
Gooble gobble, one of us!
1057
00:45:56,779 --> 00:45:58,155
Jordan! Your dad's coming.
1058
00:45:58,156 --> 00:45:59,781
Something about the American Express bill.
1059
00:45:59,782 --> 00:46:00,991
Can you get him out of here?
1060
00:46:00,992 --> 00:46:02,242
Yeah. Lick my twat.
1061
00:46:02,243 --> 00:46:04,161
No, I'm serious!
1062
00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:05,954
Fuck. Guys, act like we're working.
1063
00:46:05,955 --> 00:46:07,873
You got any fucking stock forms?
1064
00:46:07,874 --> 00:46:09,124
He's coming, he's coming.
1065
00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:10,834
Make some shit up.
1066
00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:12,836
I think if we short Pfizer...
1067
00:46:12,837 --> 00:46:15,877
$430,000 in one month, Jordy, huh?
1068
00:46:17,592 --> 00:46:22,732
Four hundred and fucking 30,000 fucking dollars in one fucking month!
1069
00:46:22,889 --> 00:46:25,098
Good morning. They're business expenses. Relax.
1070
00:46:25,099 --> 00:46:26,433
- Business expenses? - Yes.
1071
00:46:26,434 --> 00:46:27,934
- Jordy, look what you got here. - What?
1072
00:46:27,935 --> 00:46:31,635
Look at this. $26,000 for one fucking dinner!
1073
00:46:31,939 --> 00:46:33,899
Okay. No, no. This could be explained.
1074
00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:36,401
Dad, we had clients. The Pfizer clients.
1075
00:46:36,402 --> 00:46:38,153
Right. The porterhouse from Argentina.
1076
00:46:38,154 --> 00:46:40,447
Expensive champagne and... We had to buy champagne.
1077
00:46:40,448 --> 00:46:42,073
And you ordered all the fucking sides.
1078
00:46:42,074 --> 00:46:44,117
- Tell him about the sides. - I ordered sides, so...
1079
00:46:44,118 --> 00:46:46,918
Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?
1080
00:46:47,997 --> 00:46:50,165
What are these sides? They cure cancer?
1081
00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:52,042
The sides did cure cancer. That's the problem.
1082
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,877
That's why they were expensive.
1083
00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:55,629
- Shut the fuck up. - I'm serious.
1084
00:46:55,630 --> 00:46:58,490
- Stop. - And EJ Entertainment?
1085
00:46:59,455 --> 00:47:01,175
(ALL LAUGHING)
1086
00:47:06,070 --> 00:47:07,974
- Like lasers. - Wow, new world, see? What the fuck is EJ Entertainment? Well, that's, uh... Yeah, Jordy, what's EJ Entertainment? How do I describe this? Jord, what is that? - It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy! - I know.
1087
00:47:07,975 --> 00:47:10,143
- That's what it is! - That is what it is.
1088
00:47:10,144 --> 00:47:12,187
Isn't that the perfect description for it?
1089
00:47:12,188 --> 00:47:14,856
That is what it is. But none of these were charged to me.
1090
00:47:14,857 --> 00:47:16,316
This is all of them.
1091
00:47:16,317 --> 00:47:18,151
- Oh, that was all us? - It wasn't me though.
1092
00:47:18,152 --> 00:47:20,153
Fucking explain this shit to him!
1093
00:47:20,154 --> 00:47:22,864
These are all of your fucking charges right here!
1094
00:47:22,865 --> 00:47:25,325
The IRS, they allow for T&A. It's fine.
1095
00:47:25,326 --> 00:47:26,566
T&E!
1096
00:47:27,787 --> 00:47:28,912
Yeah. I said T&E.
1097
00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:30,288
- No, no. You said T&A. - No, I didn't.
1098
00:47:30,289 --> 00:47:31,373
Yeah, you did.
1099
00:47:31,374 --> 00:47:33,750
- When did I say that? - You said T&A. It's T&E.
1100
00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:35,126
I know you're upset about the dinner,
1101
00:47:35,127 --> 00:47:39,506
and that makes sense because we did spend too much money. But I said T&E.
1102
00:47:39,507 --> 00:47:41,216
Don't tell me what you said. I heard what you said.
1103
00:47:41,217 --> 00:47:42,592
- Dad. He said T&A. - He did?
1104
00:47:42,593 --> 00:47:44,010
Absolutely, no question.
1105
00:47:44,011 --> 00:47:45,262
I'm trying to...
1106
00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:46,388
I'm getting this close!
1107
00:47:46,389 --> 00:47:47,681
- Dad, relax. - I'm getting this close.
1108
00:47:47,682 --> 00:47:50,225
That's what I'm saying. I want you to open up more, Max.
1109
00:47:50,226 --> 00:47:51,351
He's gonna fucking kill you.
1110
00:47:51,352 --> 00:47:53,019
Why do you hold it in? Why do you...
1111
00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,771
Max, why do you hold it in?
1112
00:47:54,772 --> 00:47:56,606
That's it. Get the fuck out of here!
1113
00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:59,234
- No, no, no! - Asshole, get out of here.
1114
00:47:59,235 --> 00:48:01,152
What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
1115
00:48:01,153 --> 00:48:02,279
A rich one.
1116
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,698
At Stratton, there were three kinds of hookers.
1117
00:48:04,699 --> 00:48:07,075
The Blue Chips, top of the line, model material.
1118
00:48:07,076 --> 00:48:08,660
They cost between $300 and $500
1119
00:48:08,661 --> 00:48:10,036
and you had to wear a condom
1120
00:48:10,037 --> 00:48:11,538
unless you gave them a hefty tip,
1121
00:48:11,539 --> 00:48:13,540
which, of course, I always did.
1122
00:48:13,541 --> 00:48:17,210
Then came the NASDAQs, who were pretty, not great.
1123
00:48:17,211 --> 00:48:19,629
They cost between 200 and 300 bucks.
1124
00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:22,215
Finally, there were the Pink Sheets. Skanks.
1125
00:48:22,216 --> 00:48:25,176
They cost about 100 or less. If you didn't wear a condom,
1126
00:48:25,177 --> 00:48:26,511
you'd have to get a penicillin shot
1127
00:48:26,512 --> 00:48:28,972
the next day and pray your dick didn't fall off.
1128
00:48:28,973 --> 00:48:32,013
Not that we didn't fuck them, too.
1129
00:49:30,624 --> 00:48:43,020
We own the company... Don't know what a lude is? We own the company... Don't know what a lude is? Believe me, we did.
1130
00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:44,487
I'll tell you. Ow! It's that slipped disc thing again. I know what it is. You know, too much... with EJ Entertainment. Pops. How are things at home? Well, not the best.
1131
00:48:44,488 --> 00:48:47,198
She just doesn't... You know what I'm saying?
1132
00:48:47,199 --> 00:48:48,408
It's like the smell...
1133
00:48:48,409 --> 00:48:50,118
There's a smell, there's an attraction thing.
1134
00:48:50,119 --> 00:48:52,746
After a while it kind of fades away a little bit.
1135
00:48:52,747 --> 00:48:54,497
Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away.
1136
00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:56,541
- Supposed to? - That's marriage. You know...
1137
00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:59,252
Your mother and I, we've been married a long, long time.
1138
00:48:59,253 --> 00:49:00,462
What do you think? We're, we're...
1139
00:49:00,463 --> 00:49:02,422
We're jumping into bed every two minutes?
1140
00:49:02,423 --> 00:49:04,007
- It doesn't work that way. - I love her to death.
1141
00:49:04,008 --> 00:49:06,426
I want to stay married, Dad, but...
1142
00:49:06,427 --> 00:49:07,510
It's crazy out there.
1143
00:49:07,511 --> 00:49:09,095
Some of these girls... You should see them.
1144
00:49:09,096 --> 00:49:10,756
Oh, my God!
1145
00:49:10,931 --> 00:49:12,098
They're fucking...
1146
00:49:12,099 --> 00:49:14,100
The things they're doing now, Pops.
1147
00:49:14,101 --> 00:49:16,561
I mean... I mean, it's on a whole other level.
1148
00:49:16,562 --> 00:49:18,229
- Really? - And they're all shaved, too.
1149
00:49:18,230 --> 00:49:19,814
- Get out of here! - All shaven.
1150
00:49:19,815 --> 00:49:21,232
- Are you kidding me? - Yeah.
1151
00:49:21,233 --> 00:49:23,610
- Bald as a china doll. - No bush?
1152
00:49:23,611 --> 00:49:25,653
- No bush. - Oh, my God!
1153
00:49:25,654 --> 00:49:29,324
All of a sudden, one week, nobody had anything down there anymore.
1154
00:49:29,325 --> 00:49:30,408
It's a new world.
1155
00:49:30,409 --> 00:49:32,452
They're bald from the eyebrows down.
1156
00:49:32,453 --> 00:49:35,163
- Wow. - Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.
1157
00:49:35,164 --> 00:49:36,998
Wow. A new world.
1158
00:49:36,999 --> 00:49:39,679
I was born too... Too early.
1159
00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:43,590
I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest.
1160
00:49:51,148 --> 00:49:52,472
Steeef Maddin.. - Really? - Yeah. I don't mind it. Dad. I don't want you stressing out about any of this. How can I not get stressed out? Look at the knuckleheads you got working for you. I know they're knuckleheads
1161
00:49:52,473 --> 00:49:55,016
but I need them to want to live like me, you get it?
1162
00:49:55,017 --> 00:49:56,559
To live like me.
1163
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:57,727
Jordy.
1164
00:49:57,728 --> 00:50:02,388
One of these days, the chickens are gonna come home to roost.
1165
00:50:03,651 --> 00:50:05,652
(SCOFFS) You're looking at me like I'm crazy.
1166
00:50:05,653 --> 00:50:08,033
Crazy? This is obscene.
1167
00:50:09,073 --> 00:50:10,657
It was obscene.
1168
00:50:10,658 --> 00:50:12,409
In the normal world.
1169
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:15,495
But who the fuck wanted to live there?
1170
00:50:15,496 --> 00:50:18,416
Go party your fucking cocks off!
1171
00:50:19,530 --> 00:50:21,310
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
1172
00:50:21,168 --> 00:50:24,448
We are about to become fucking legends
1173
00:50:25,506 --> 00:50:27,406
on Wall Street!
1174
00:50:27,842 --> 00:50:31,902
We got plans up here that's gonna take this company
1175
00:50:32,012 --> 00:50:34,812
into the fucking stratosphere!
1176
00:50:35,170 --> 00:50:36,890
(ALL CHEERING)
1177
00:50:38,185 --> 00:50:40,085
Wolfie! Wolfie!
1178
00:50:43,816 --> 00:50:45,692
Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.
1179
00:50:45,693 --> 00:50:48,194
Why should they be taking all our fucking money all the fucking time?
1180
00:50:48,195 --> 00:50:49,487
This way we become the underwriters.
1181
00:50:49,488 --> 00:50:51,114
It was our next big move.
1182
00:50:51,115 --> 00:50:54,455
Finding companies to take public. IPOs.
1183
00:50:54,785 --> 00:50:56,661
It was the only way these Wall Street pricks
1184
00:50:56,662 --> 00:51:00,457
would ever stop thinking of us as some shitkicker bucket shop.
1185
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:01,833
We got Arncliffe International.
1186
00:51:01,834 --> 00:51:03,376
See, we were a little different.
1187
00:51:03,377 --> 00:51:08,457
We liked to get as fucked up as possible during our business powwows
1188
00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:14,772
(SLURRING)
1189
00:51:17,504 --> 00:51:19,344
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1190
00:51:20,241 --> 00:51:21,478
You've never jet-ski'Ed in your life?! in order to stimulate our free-flowing ideas, which is why we were popping these ludes like they were M&M's. Steve Madden. We own the fucking companies... We own the companies... Don't know what a lude is? I'll tell you.
1191
00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:23,563
Oh. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1192
00:51:23,564 --> 00:51:28,584
Looks like those ludes are working their magic on Donnie right now.
1193
00:51:28,390 --> 00:51:30,290
(CLASSICAL MUSIC)
1194
00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:03,299
The Quaalude,
1195
00:52:15,164 --> 00:52:17,450
Yeah. I'll be out in couple of minutes. Yeah. I'll be out in couple of minutes. or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor, that's dots, not feathers, as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders.
1196
00:52:17,451 --> 00:52:19,786
But pretty soon someone figured out
1197
00:52:19,787 --> 00:52:23,623
that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just 15 minutes,
1198
00:52:23,624 --> 00:52:26,376
you got a pretty kick-ass high from it.
1199
00:52:26,377 --> 00:52:30,088
Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course.
1200
00:52:30,089 --> 00:52:33,466
And in 1982, the U-S. government Schedule 1'd them.
1201
00:52:33,467 --> 00:52:35,802
Along with the rest of the world.
1202
00:52:35,803 --> 00:52:39,180
Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left.
1203
00:52:39,181 --> 00:52:42,308
No shit, you can't even buy 'em anymore.
1204
00:52:42,309 --> 00:52:44,644
You people are all shit out of luck.
1205
00:52:44,645 --> 00:52:46,187
What are you saying? What is it?
1206
00:52:46,188 --> 00:52:47,968
(ALL LAUGHING) Steve Madden.
1207
00:52:49,608 --> 00:52:50,968
Steve.
1208
00:52:52,278 --> 00:52:53,820
You remember those ads?
1209
00:52:53,821 --> 00:52:56,281
Those giant-headed girls with the bug eyes
1210
00:52:56,282 --> 00:52:58,700
wearing those big clunky shoes?
1211
00:52:58,701 --> 00:53:00,285
My friend from school, Steve Madden.
1212
00:53:00,286 --> 00:53:01,744
His friend from school, Steve Madden.
1213
00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:04,622
Steve Madden was the name in women's shoes at the moment.
1214
00:53:04,623 --> 00:53:08,418
And all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public.
1215
00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:09,752
Go ahead, go ahead, what is it?
1216
00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:11,129
Except, guess who grew up with him?
1217
00:53:11,130 --> 00:53:13,006
- Women's shoes. - Women's shoes.
1218
00:53:13,007 --> 00:53:15,627
My very own Vice President.
1219
00:53:16,010 --> 00:53:17,552
(ALL LAUGHING) Women's shoes!
1220
00:53:17,553 --> 00:53:19,813
Diamond Donnie Azoff.
1221
00:53:20,389 --> 00:53:22,140
- Steve Madden. - Steve.
1222
00:53:22,141 --> 00:53:23,501
Steve.
1223
00:53:23,559 --> 00:53:24,684
Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB.
1224
00:53:24,685 --> 00:53:25,977
You gotta come check this fucking chick out.
1225
00:53:25,978 --> 00:53:28,118
Look at this. Look.
1226
00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:35,778
I would fuck that girl if she was my sister.
1227
00:53:35,779 --> 00:53:38,865
I would let that girl give me fucking AIDS.
1228
00:53:38,866 --> 00:53:42,086
You want to see the Wolf handle this?
1229
00:53:42,995 --> 00:53:44,595
She's hot.
1230
00:53:44,913 --> 00:53:46,333
Cristy.
1231
00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:53,421
Jordan, this is my friend Naomi.
1232
00:53:53,422 --> 00:53:56,049
- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Naomi.
1233
00:53:56,050 --> 00:53:57,717
Naomi, nice to meet you.
1234
00:53:57,718 --> 00:53:59,719
You got an awesome place here.
1235
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,888
I've don't think I've ever been in a house this big before.
1236
00:54:01,889 --> 00:54:03,264
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
1237
00:54:03,265 --> 00:54:04,515
Beautiful beach out there.
1238
00:54:04,516 --> 00:54:06,684
Blair Hollingsworth.
1239
00:54:06,685 --> 00:54:08,311
Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you.
1240
00:54:08,312 --> 00:54:09,812
- Your name's Blair, right? - Yeah.
1241
00:54:09,813 --> 00:54:11,522
You like to Jet Ski?
1242
00:54:11,523 --> 00:54:12,774
I've never done it before.
1243
00:54:12,775 --> 00:54:13,858
You've never Jet Ski'd in your life?
1244
00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:14,901
No, I've never Jet Ski'd.
1245
00:54:14,902 --> 00:54:16,444
You've never been on a Jet Ski?
1246
00:54:16,445 --> 00:54:17,695
How many times are you gonna ask her?
1247
00:54:17,696 --> 00:54:19,572
She's never been on a Jet Ski.
1248
00:54:19,573 --> 00:54:22,075
I don't know. Might ask her a couple more times.
1249
00:54:22,076 --> 00:54:23,736
(GIGGLING) Okay. Sure.
1250
00:54:25,079 --> 00:54:27,455
Hi. I'm Hildy. Nice to meet you.
1251
00:54:27,456 --> 00:54:29,666
- Hi. - Jordan, Teresa needs your help.
1252
00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:31,042
Yeah, I'll be out in a couple of minutes.
1253
00:54:31,043 --> 00:54:32,418
Just tell her I'll be out in a couple of minutes.
1254
00:54:32,419 --> 00:54:33,961
Why don't you tell your wife that?
1255
00:54:33,962 --> 00:54:35,046
I might do that, but I'm having
1256
00:54:35,047 --> 00:54:36,547
- a conversation right now. - What am I, your secretary?
1257
00:54:36,548 --> 00:54:38,591
You know what, I think we should get going.
1258
00:54:38,592 --> 00:54:39,926
Wait, wait. Where you guys going?
1259
00:54:39,927 --> 00:54:41,511
We gotta go. We got two other parties to go to.
1260
00:54:41,512 --> 00:54:43,429
- We can stay for a drink. - Yeah, stay for a drink.
1261
00:54:43,430 --> 00:54:45,598
No. We got two other parties we're supposed to get to.
1262
00:54:45,599 --> 00:54:46,766
But we can stay for a drink...
1263
00:54:46,767 --> 00:54:48,067
She's
1264
00:54:48,435 --> 00:54:49,915
perfect.
1265
00:54:49,937 --> 00:54:51,521
- You like champagne? - I do.
1266
00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:52,605
She's perfect.
1267
00:54:52,606 --> 00:54:55,766
Donnie, what the fuck are you doing?
1268
00:55:00,310 --> 00:55:02,030
(ALL LAUGHING)
1269
00:55:12,693 --> 00:55:19,693
- You allright? - Yeah, yeah. Just, - You allright? - Yeah, yeah. Just, You piece of... You're gonna have to excuse my friend. He gets... Get the fuck out! Jordan, you gotta fuck her, bro. She's so hot! Yeah, Donnie! Let him fucking finish, Hildy.
1270
00:55:29,275 --> 00:55:31,728
Did you just cum? That's fucking rude. Have some fucking manners. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge. Saturday Night Fever territory. That's right. Guinea Gulch. We call the Verrazano Bridge the Guinea Gangplank.
1271
00:55:31,729 --> 00:55:32,895
Right.
1272
00:55:32,896 --> 00:55:34,731
So I presume you're Italian?
1273
00:55:34,732 --> 00:55:35,898
On my dad's side.
1274
00:55:35,899 --> 00:55:38,819
I'm also Dutch, German, English.
1275
00:55:39,528 --> 00:55:40,987
I'm a mutt.
1276
00:55:40,988 --> 00:55:42,321
Yeah. You're a mutt.
1277
00:55:42,322 --> 00:55:44,824
Yeah, I still have family over there though, in London.
1278
00:55:44,825 --> 00:55:47,493
My Aunt Emma. She's the best.
1279
00:55:47,494 --> 00:55:50,538
Very British, you know. She's a classy lady.
1280
00:55:50,539 --> 00:55:51,956
That explains it then.
1281
00:55:51,957 --> 00:55:53,040
Explains what?
1282
00:55:53,041 --> 00:55:55,960
It explains you. I mean, you're a duchess, right?
1283
00:55:55,961 --> 00:55:58,461
The Duchess of Bay Ridge.
1284
00:56:01,049 --> 00:56:02,550
Excuse me.
1285
00:56:02,551 --> 00:56:05,231
Could I get a straw, please?
1286
00:56:05,721 --> 00:56:07,321
Thank you.
1287
00:56:10,184 --> 00:56:13,104
So I was, um, a little surprised
1288
00:56:13,145 --> 00:56:16,005
you asked Cristy for my number.
1289
00:56:16,523 --> 00:56:18,243
Why is that?
1290
00:56:19,526 --> 00:56:21,666
Aren't you married?
1291
00:56:22,696 --> 00:56:25,076
Well... Yeah, but what?
1292
00:56:25,115 --> 00:56:28,155
Married people can't have friends?
1293
00:56:29,036 --> 00:56:31,416
We're gonna be friends?
1294
00:56:32,039 --> 00:56:35,259
Yeah. You don't want to be my friend?
1295
00:56:39,213 --> 00:56:41,833
We're not gonna be friends.
1296
00:56:49,598 --> 00:56:52,433
And at night I work on my designs.
1297
00:56:52,434 --> 00:56:54,936
I have an entire line of lingerie.
1298
00:56:54,937 --> 00:56:58,277
You know, camisoles, bustiers, panties.
1299
00:56:58,899 --> 00:57:01,317
She designs women's panties, too?
1300
00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:02,978
Oh, my God!
1301
00:57:13,247 --> 00:57:17,787
Come on, Jordan, think of a way to get up to her apartment.
1302
00:57:21,088 --> 00:57:24,728
You wanna come up for some tea or something?
1303
00:57:24,925 --> 00:57:26,525
Tea? Yeah.
1304
00:57:26,802 --> 00:57:28,636
- Like hot tea? - Yeah.
1305
00:57:28,637 --> 00:57:30,096
Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. Yeah.
1306
00:57:30,097 --> 00:57:32,598
Tea. Fuck, yeah, I wanted to come up for tea.
1307
00:57:32,599 --> 00:57:35,560
Like Darjeeling or rose hip, something nice like that?
1308
00:57:35,561 --> 00:57:36,602
Sure.
1309
00:57:36,603 --> 00:57:38,062
This is Rocky.
1310
00:57:38,063 --> 00:57:40,523
Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky.
1311
00:57:40,524 --> 00:57:41,899
(BARKS) Hi, sweetheart.
1312
00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:43,200
Okay.
1313
00:57:43,610 --> 00:57:46,737
Why don't you light a fire or something and I'll be right out.
1314
00:57:46,738 --> 00:57:49,358
- Yeah. Fire, here? - Sure.
1315
00:57:51,952 --> 00:57:55,232
I like your painting here. It's, uh...
1316
00:58:00,252 --> 00:58:03,532
God, help me. How do I fuck this girl?
1317
00:58:04,953 --> 00:58:06,553
(CLATTERING)
1318
00:58:10,542 --> 00:58:12,382
(BEEPER RINGING)
1319
00:58:19,718 --> 00:58:21,438
(DOOR OPENING)
1320
00:58:29,209 --> 00:58:31,324
Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. You all right? Yeah, yeah. Just trying to light the fire here. That's it. That's it, you're leaving. Don't get involved. Go home to your wife. As you can probably guess,
1321
00:58:31,325 --> 00:58:34,365
I fucked her goddamn brains out...
1322
00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:36,071
(GRUNTING) Jesus Lord!
1323
00:58:35,817 --> 00:58:37,597
(NAOMI MOANING)
1324
00:58:38,582 --> 00:58:40,482
For 11 seconds.
1325
00:58:40,655 --> 00:58:42,435
(JORDAN GROANS)
1326
00:58:51,053 --> 00:58:52,720
Did you just come?
1327
00:58:52,721 --> 00:58:55,041
Oh, yeah, I just came.
1328
00:58:55,682 --> 00:58:57,183
Did you? Did you come?
1329
00:58:57,184 --> 00:58:58,844
- No. - No?
1330
00:58:58,852 --> 00:59:00,102
Okay.
1331
00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:03,272
I'm still hard so just give me a sec.
1332
00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:04,573
Sure.
1333
00:59:05,025 --> 00:59:07,405
(BARKING) Come on, baby, come on.
1334
00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:11,419
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1335
00:59:16,149 --> 00:59:17,929
(ROCKY BARKING)
1336
00:59:17,245 --> 00:59:18,725
Oh, God!
1337
00:59:18,872 --> 00:59:20,831
Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog.
1338
00:59:20,832 --> 00:59:22,041
You have a biscuit or something like that?
1339
00:59:22,042 --> 00:59:23,376
It's okay.
1340
00:59:23,377 --> 00:59:24,919
- Just keep going. - Rocky, go play.
1341
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,780
Go play, Rocky. Go, go, go, go.
1342
00:59:27,327 --> 00:59:29,107
(ROCKY BARKING)
1343
00:59:29,383 --> 00:59:30,716
You're crazy.
1344
00:59:30,717 --> 00:59:32,051
I couldn't get enough.
1345
00:59:32,052 --> 00:59:34,512
I mean, her pussy was like heroin to me.
1346
00:59:34,513 --> 00:59:37,348
And it wasn't just about the sex, either.
1347
00:59:37,349 --> 00:59:39,392
Naomi and I got along. I mean, we...
1348
00:59:39,393 --> 00:59:42,433
We had similar interests and shit.
1349
00:59:42,217 --> 00:59:44,057
(NAOMI GIGGLING)
1350
00:59:46,608 --> 00:59:48,526
Ooh. Choo-choo train.
1351
00:59:48,527 --> 00:59:49,827
Yeah.
1352
00:59:52,310 --> 00:59:53,730
(HOOTING)
1353
01:00:00,735 --> 01:00:02,215
(SNORTING)
1354
01:00:02,237 --> 01:00:03,597
(LAUGHS)
1355
01:00:20,009 --> 01:00:23,769
He's lying through his fucking teeth! I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. Yeah, yeah. Let's toke it all on there, huh? Whoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, shit!
1356
01:00:23,770 --> 01:00:24,854
You!
1357
01:00:24,855 --> 01:00:26,981
Get out of the fucking car!
1358
01:00:26,982 --> 01:00:28,399
(GRUNTING) Jesus Christ.
1359
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,900
Son of a bitch! Oh, fuck!
1360
01:00:32,237 --> 01:00:34,655
Relax, sweetheart. Relax.
1361
01:00:34,656 --> 01:00:36,949
- Son of a fucking bitch! - Okay, okay... Geez!
1362
01:00:36,950 --> 01:00:38,659
(GRUNTS) Okay, babe, stop!
1363
01:00:38,660 --> 01:00:40,740
- Please. - Bitch!
1364
01:00:41,246 --> 01:00:43,080
(GROANS) - What are you doing... - That whore from the party?
1365
01:00:43,081 --> 01:00:44,665
Jesus Christ!
1366
01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:45,791
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1367
01:00:45,792 --> 01:00:47,168
I thought you were at the fucking beach!
1368
01:00:47,169 --> 01:00:48,753
I didn't know you were here!
1369
01:00:48,754 --> 01:00:50,212
That's where you've fucking been?
1370
01:00:50,213 --> 01:00:51,964
With that fucking whore from the party?
1371
01:00:51,965 --> 01:00:53,507
(SOBBING) I thought you were at the beach house.
1372
01:00:53,508 --> 01:00:54,967
How could you do this to me?
1373
01:00:54,968 --> 01:00:57,803
- Sweetie, come on... - Who the fuck are you, Jordan?
1374
01:00:57,804 --> 01:01:00,681
You're like a completely different fucking person!
1375
01:01:00,682 --> 01:01:04,310
I made a mistake. I don't know what to tell you, babe. I...
1376
01:01:04,311 --> 01:01:05,911
I'm sorry.
1377
01:01:05,937 --> 01:01:10,057
- I'm sorry. - Is that who... Is that what you want?
1378
01:01:08,470 --> 01:01:10,190
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
1379
01:01:18,492 --> 01:01:20,452
Do you love her?
1380
01:01:25,665 --> 01:01:27,265
Answer me.
1381
01:01:39,042 --> 01:01:40,462
(SOBBING)
1382
01:01:48,772 --> 01:01:50,732
I felt horrible.
1383
01:02:05,001 --> 01:02:06,789
So, he went to the Lollypop Club? Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place.
1384
01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:08,916
She even hired a gay butler.
1385
01:02:08,917 --> 01:02:11,877
This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional
1386
01:02:11,878 --> 01:02:13,754
Really, really great.
1387
01:02:13,755 --> 01:02:15,297
Is that jasmine?
1388
01:02:15,298 --> 01:02:18,217
Yes, sir. I tried to stump you this evening. Very good.
1389
01:02:18,218 --> 01:02:19,969
Very good. Great nose.
1390
01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:22,470
(DANCE MUSIC) Except for that one time.
1391
01:02:24,712 --> 01:02:26,012
(GASPS)
1392
01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:28,720
Oh, my God!
1393
01:02:29,896 --> 01:02:31,376
Oh, hey.
1394
01:02:31,690 --> 01:02:33,983
Is it Wednesday already?
1395
01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:36,484
- Uh... - Oh, don't stop.
1396
01:02:53,741 --> 01:02:55,221
(SNIFFLES)
1397
01:03:17,724 --> 01:03:19,204
(CHUCKLES)
1398
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,320
(STAMMERING)
1399
01:04:22,593 --> 01:02:43,754
My cousin is a fucking faggot. My cousin is a fucking faggot. My cousin is a fucking faggot.
1400
01:02:43,755 --> 01:02:46,245
He should've hired a fucking Mexican like I have in my fucking house. What the fuck! That is fucked up! He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. Where were they doing it, sweetheart? In the bedroom? They were everywhere. There were two guys over there on the table.
1401
01:02:46,246 --> 01:02:47,580
There were more over here.
1402
01:02:47,581 --> 01:02:49,123
- There were four right here. - Ugh!
1403
01:02:49,124 --> 01:02:50,875
Are you fucking serious? Right there?
1404
01:02:50,876 --> 01:02:54,996
- Why didn't you tell me? - Oh, baby, it gets worse.
1405
01:02:55,213 --> 01:02:57,882
After they left, I checked the apartment.
1406
01:02:57,883 --> 01:02:59,258
Right. What?
1407
01:02:59,259 --> 01:03:01,468
What is it, babe? What?
1408
01:03:01,469 --> 01:03:02,636
Where's my money?
1409
01:03:02,637 --> 01:03:03,721
I don't know where your money...
1410
01:03:03,722 --> 01:03:05,806
Where is my fucking money? Where is it?
1411
01:03:05,807 --> 01:03:07,850
I don't know where your money is, Mr. Belfort.
1412
01:03:07,851 --> 01:03:10,186
- I didn't do anything. - If you don't get...
1413
01:03:10,187 --> 01:03:11,562
He's lying through his fucking teeth.
1414
01:03:11,563 --> 01:03:12,813
Let's start from the beginning.
1415
01:03:12,814 --> 01:03:14,106
Let's start from the beginning, all right?
1416
01:03:14,107 --> 01:03:15,941
You invited some friends over, right?
1417
01:03:15,942 --> 01:03:17,735
One thing led to another. Things got out of hand.
1418
01:03:17,736 --> 01:03:19,278
We understand that, we do.
1419
01:03:19,279 --> 01:03:21,822
We do blow all the time. We're fucking degenerates ourselves.
1420
01:03:21,823 --> 01:03:22,990
Look at us, right?
1421
01:03:22,991 --> 01:03:24,658
But money was stolen from my apartment.
1422
01:03:24,659 --> 01:03:26,285
Right from my sock drawer. All right?
1423
01:03:26,286 --> 01:03:28,495
Like I said, I don't know where your money is.
1424
01:03:28,496 --> 01:03:29,955
Just start from the beginning. Who came over?
1425
01:03:29,956 --> 01:03:31,081
It was just a normal day.
1426
01:03:31,082 --> 01:03:32,458
I knew you were coming home the next day.
1427
01:03:32,459 --> 01:03:34,835
So everything would be fine. It'd be cleaned up.
1428
01:03:34,836 --> 01:03:36,795
I got a little high at breakfast.
1429
01:03:36,796 --> 01:03:38,714
So I got a little happy. I had some eggs,
1430
01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:41,635
I had a little bit of ice cream.
1431
01:03:51,843 --> 01:03:53,020
And, I had it bugged and the air conditioning turned up so high, And, I had it bugged and the air conditioning turned up so high, And then I said, Who do I know that likes ice cream? It's my friend, Rudy. So I called Rudy. - Who's Rudy? - Yeah, who's Rudy? - You know who Rudy is. Come on. - Me? I don't... - You know... - Who the fuck is Rudy? I don't know anyone named Rudy.
1432
01:03:53,021 --> 01:03:54,146
Last month. The Lollipop Club.
1433
01:03:54,147 --> 01:03:55,731
You know who Rudy was. Dancing...
1434
01:03:55,732 --> 01:03:57,992
You know who Rudy is?
1435
01:03:58,860 --> 01:04:01,480
I don't fucking know any...
1436
01:04:08,562 --> 01:04:09,495
Now, as the firm taking the company public, What do you mean? So he went to The Lollipop Club? Oh, he was at The Lollipop Club for sure. On the stage, grinding with everybody. I got fucked up. I like to dance. I don't know. Maybe I met him, maybe I didn't.
1437
01:04:09,496 --> 01:04:11,413
I meet a lot of fucking people.
1438
01:04:11,414 --> 01:04:12,998
- What are you saying? - $50,000 was stolen
1439
01:04:12,999 --> 01:04:15,679
from my fucking sock drawer!
1440
01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:25,803
(CHUCKLING) What do you do, when you're making more money than, you know what to do with? What do you do, when you're making more money than, you know what to do with? All my girlfriend's jewelry is gone. - Where the fuck is it? - ...Rudy. What the fuck? Did your fucking little faggot friend Rudy take my shit? Did he? Answer me! Okay. Now I get it. Now I get why I'm... - This is a gay thing. - Oh!
1441
01:04:25,804 --> 01:04:27,596
See, all of you...
1442
01:04:27,597 --> 01:04:29,682
You think this is 'cause you're a fag?
1443
01:04:29,683 --> 01:04:32,423
My cousin's a fucking faggot.
1444
01:04:41,408 --> 01:04:43,195
(GROANING) One last blowout for the Gods before I settled down for good. And I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love fags. You were in charge, right? I will not be stolen from. You get that? I fucking like gay people. I don't like you. He should've hired a fucking Mexican like I have in my fucking house.
1445
01:04:43,196 --> 01:04:45,516
Shit! What the fuck...
1446
01:04:48,868 --> 01:04:50,327
Talk, you fuck, talk!
1447
01:04:50,328 --> 01:04:51,537
(NICHOLAS SCREAMING) I'm gonna drop you, you faggot!
1448
01:04:51,538 --> 01:04:52,955
Where is it?
1449
01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:56,000
Chester and Toby, they went all yakuza on Nicholas.
1450
01:04:56,001 --> 01:04:57,167
You know, they got crazy.
1451
01:04:57,168 --> 01:04:58,877
I don't know!
1452
01:04:58,878 --> 01:05:02,047
I had to call the cops just to keep them from killing the poor guy.
1453
01:05:02,048 --> 01:05:03,549
I gave them each 1,000 bucks
1454
01:05:03,550 --> 01:05:05,926
and told them what Nicholas had done.
1455
01:05:05,927 --> 01:05:07,720
Then they kicked his ass.
1456
01:05:07,721 --> 01:05:09,471
Thanks again, Officer.
1457
01:05:09,472 --> 01:05:12,224
It's not like I cared about the 50 grand anyway.
1458
01:05:12,225 --> 01:05:13,892
I was making that much almost every day
1459
01:05:13,893 --> 01:05:16,270
through one rathole or another.
1460
01:05:16,271 --> 01:05:19,106
Now a rathole is a friend, like Brad here,
1461
01:05:19,107 --> 01:05:21,734
who held stock in his name for me.
1462
01:05:21,735 --> 01:05:24,069
Who are you supposed to be, huh? Jack Nickle-Jew?
1463
01:05:24,070 --> 01:05:26,697
I'd drive the price up then he'd sell
1464
01:05:26,698 --> 01:05:28,907
and kick most of the profits back to...
1465
01:05:28,908 --> 01:05:31,048
You guessed it, me.
1466
01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:36,165
All cash. None of it's on the books.
1467
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:39,501
A big no-no, of course, in the eyes of the law.
1468
01:05:39,502 --> 01:05:43,047
Enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin.
1469
01:05:43,048 --> 01:05:46,300
700 bucks an hour to be the voice of doom.
1470
01:05:46,301 --> 01:05:49,701
Listen to me. You piss up the SEC's leg,
1471
01:05:56,799 --> 01:05:58,279
(WHOOPING)
1472
01:06:00,433 --> 01:06:02,399
Oh, I'm... uh... you end up with your tits in a ringer. Do not worry about it. I have the SEC under control. What the fuck are these imbeciles doing? Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Hey! We got the SEC in here. The Securities and Exchange Commission
1473
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,069
sent two lawyers down to review our files.
1474
01:06:05,070 --> 01:06:07,071
So I set them up in our conference room
1475
01:06:07,072 --> 01:06:08,238
and I had it bugged
1476
01:06:08,239 --> 01:06:10,532
and the air conditioning turned up so high
1477
01:06:10,533 --> 01:06:12,117
that it felt like Antarctica in there.
1478
01:06:12,118 --> 01:06:14,203
Is it always this cold in here?
1479
01:06:14,204 --> 01:06:15,287
I don't know.
1480
01:06:15,288 --> 01:06:16,580
Then, while they were looking
1481
01:06:16,581 --> 01:06:18,082
for a smoking gun in that room...
1482
01:06:18,083 --> 01:06:20,584
Arncliffe International is on fire.
1483
01:06:20,585 --> 01:06:23,295
I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here,
1484
01:06:23,296 --> 01:06:25,631
offering up our latest IPO.
1485
01:06:25,632 --> 01:06:28,217
An IPO is an initial public offering.
1486
01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:32,054
It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population.
1487
01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:33,972
Now, as the firm taking the company public,
1488
01:06:33,973 --> 01:06:35,766
we set the initial sales price
1489
01:06:35,767 --> 01:06:38,769
then sold those shares right back to our friends. The...
1490
01:06:38,770 --> 01:06:40,070
(CHUCKLES) Look.
1491
01:06:40,313 --> 01:06:42,314
I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right?
1492
01:06:42,315 --> 01:06:44,316
That's okay. That doesn't matter.
1493
01:06:44,317 --> 01:06:46,235
(WHISPERS) The real question is this.
1494
01:06:46,236 --> 01:06:48,195
Was all this legal?
1495
01:06:48,196 --> 01:06:50,447
Absolutely fucking not.
1496
01:06:50,448 --> 01:06:54,988
But we were making more money than we knew what to do with.
1497
01:06:57,372 --> 01:06:58,455
And what do you do when you're making
1498
01:06:58,456 --> 01:07:01,916
more money than you know what to do with?
1499
01:07:00,571 --> 01:07:02,291
(MELLOW MUSIC)
1500
01:07:05,922 --> 01:07:07,582
Oh, my God!
1501
01:07:07,715 --> 01:07:09,795
Will you marry me?
1502
01:07:09,926 --> 01:07:11,343
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
1503
01:07:11,344 --> 01:07:13,184
Is that a yes?
1504
01:07:14,013 --> 01:07:15,180
Are you sure?
1505
01:07:15,181 --> 01:07:17,349
Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure.
1506
01:07:17,350 --> 01:07:19,730
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
1507
01:07:29,529 --> 01:07:33,198
I held my bachelor party at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
1508
01:07:33,199 --> 01:07:35,617
The flight there alone was a bacchanal.
1509
01:07:35,618 --> 01:07:37,703
One last blowout for the gods
1510
01:07:37,704 --> 01:07:40,038
before I settled down for good.
1511
01:07:40,039 --> 01:07:41,540
A hundred Strattonites,
1512
01:07:41,541 --> 01:07:45,085
50 hookers, plus 50 more waiting once we landed.
1513
01:07:45,086 --> 01:07:46,170
Oh, and the drugs.
1514
01:07:46,171 --> 01:07:50,831
I mean, I tell you, our plane was like a pharmacy with wings.
1515
01:07:51,706 --> 01:07:53,126
(BEEPING)
1516
01:07:53,416 --> 01:07:55,616
(ELECTRIC BLUES MUSIC)
1517
01:08:19,412 --> 01:08:23,172
All told, the weekend cost me 2 million bucks,
1518
01:08:24,375 --> 01:08:28,795
including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor.
1519
01:08:29,297 --> 01:08:31,197
(PEOPLE CHEERING) kiss the bride.
1520
01:08:32,383 --> 01:08:33,717
Ah! But the wedding
1521
01:08:33,718 --> 01:08:36,386
was something out of a fairy tale.
1522
01:08:36,387 --> 01:08:38,767
With Naomi, my Duchess,
1523
01:08:39,098 --> 01:08:40,682
me, her handsome Duke,
1524
01:08:40,683 --> 01:08:44,023
and The Bahamas Ocean Club, our castle.
1525
01:08:46,636 --> 01:08:48,176
(POP MUSIC)
1526
01:08:54,572 --> 01:08:57,533
Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke,
1527
01:08:57,534 --> 01:09:00,369
needed a few penicillin shots so he could
1528
01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:03,230
safely consummate the marriage.
1529
01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,878
Hey! Barry Kleinman, filming the wedding.
1530
01:09:09,879 --> 01:09:11,296
A few words for your son?
1531
01:09:11,297 --> 01:09:14,007
Jordan. Remember what I told you.
1532
01:09:14,008 --> 01:09:17,219
It involves your penis and her vagina.
1533
01:09:17,220 --> 01:09:20,980
And you know, you know what you can do, Jordy.
1534
01:09:20,461 --> 01:09:22,241
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
1535
01:09:27,885 --> 01:09:29,545
(BLUES MUSIC)
1536
01:09:37,657 --> 01:09:39,074
Oh, my God!
1537
01:09:39,075 --> 01:09:40,675
Aunt Emma?
1538
01:09:44,539 --> 01:09:47,039
I can't believe you came!
1539
01:09:47,041 --> 01:09:49,841
Jordan! Jordan! Look who came!
1540
01:09:51,004 --> 01:09:52,904
It's Aunt Emma.
1541
01:09:53,172 --> 01:09:54,339
Aunt Emma.
1542
01:09:54,340 --> 01:09:57,551
- Oh, Jordan, dear, how lovely. - Hey, how you doing?
1543
01:09:57,552 --> 01:10:00,637
It's a pleasure to finally meet you in person.
1544
01:10:00,638 --> 01:10:02,306
Into the donuts, I see.
1545
01:10:02,307 --> 01:10:04,087
Oh, I... I...
1546
01:10:04,684 --> 01:10:06,104
Well...
1547
01:10:06,728 --> 01:10:09,146
I lived through the '60s, my dear.
1548
01:10:09,147 --> 01:10:10,939
Enjoy the day.
1549
01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:14,160
She surprised me. I didn't even know.
1550
01:10:24,025 --> 01:10:25,505
(LAUGHING)
1551
01:10:27,373 --> 01:10:29,041
Just one more step. Are you ready?
1552
01:10:29,042 --> 01:10:30,709
- Where are we going? - Keep your eyes closed.
1553
01:10:30,710 --> 01:10:32,670
One, two, three!
1554
01:10:34,547 --> 01:10:35,839
(CHUCKLING) What is this?
1555
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:36,882
It's your wedding present.
1556
01:10:36,883 --> 01:10:38,008
What?
1557
01:10:38,009 --> 01:10:40,636
It's your wedding present, sweetheart.
1558
01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:41,937
What?
1559
01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:44,681
- Are you serious? - I'm serious.
1560
01:10:44,682 --> 01:10:46,391
A fucking yacht?
1561
01:10:46,392 --> 01:10:48,894
For millionaires whose ships have come in,
1562
01:10:48,895 --> 01:10:51,730
pricey pleasure boats are for the most fun afloat.
1563
01:10:51,731 --> 01:10:54,941
It's no coincidence that its 150 feet of green hull
1564
01:10:54,942 --> 01:10:57,194
is the color of cash. Anchors aweigh!
1565
01:10:57,195 --> 01:10:59,215
Oh, my God! Baby!
1566
01:11:01,783 --> 01:11:03,492
- I think you like it? - You're crazy.
1567
01:11:03,493 --> 01:11:05,753
- You like it? - Yes!
1568
01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:13,460
For three weeks, we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean,
1569
01:11:13,461 --> 01:11:15,545
eventually taking her home to Long Island,
1570
01:11:15,546 --> 01:11:16,713
where we bought a house.
1571
01:11:16,714 --> 01:11:19,424
Seven acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island.
1572
01:11:19,425 --> 01:11:21,968
The most expensive real estate in the world.
1573
01:11:21,969 --> 01:11:24,721
With maids, cooks, landscapers, you name it.
1574
01:11:24,722 --> 01:11:27,265
We even had two guards who worked in shifts.
1575
01:11:27,266 --> 01:11:29,286
Both named Rocco.
1576
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,860
It was heaven on earth.
1577
01:11:37,443 --> 01:11:38,944
Wake up, you piece of shit!
1578
01:11:38,945 --> 01:11:40,779
- Ow! - Who's Venice?
1579
01:11:40,780 --> 01:11:42,197
- Huh? Who?
1580
01:11:42,198 --> 01:11:43,281
Who? Who?
1581
01:11:43,282 --> 01:11:45,033
(STUTTERING) Who? What are you, a fucking owl?
1582
01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:46,326
Who is she?
1583
01:11:46,327 --> 01:11:47,786
Some little hooker you were fucking last night?
1584
01:11:47,787 --> 01:11:49,788
What the fuck are you talking about? No.
1585
01:11:49,789 --> 01:11:51,498
No way, baby, no!
1586
01:11:51,499 --> 01:11:53,917
You were calling her name in your sleep!
1587
01:11:53,918 --> 01:11:57,087
Are you out of your fucking mind? I don't...
1588
01:11:57,088 --> 01:12:00,008
I don't even know who Venice is.
1589
01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:05,965
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)
1590
01:12:07,628 --> 01:12:09,108
(SLURRING)
1591
01:12:18,472 --> 01:12:19,952
(GROANING)
1592
01:12:25,459 --> 01:12:26,939
[GROANING]
1593
01:12:27,606 --> 01:12:29,086
(GROANING)
1594
01:12:38,242 --> 01:12:39,662
(SCREAMS)
1595
01:12:42,313 --> 01:12:23,758
- Kiss you? - Yeah, give me one... What the fuck does that even mean? Venice. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life!
1596
01:12:23,759 --> 01:12:25,323
Ah yes.. Venice... Venice, baby, where are you? Venice! Where'd you go? Oh, baby. Oh, you're gonna play rough, huh?
1597
01:12:25,324 --> 01:12:28,484
- Oh, Jesus Christ! - You like that?
1598
01:12:29,829 --> 01:12:32,164
I like it. I like it. Ow.
1599
01:12:32,165 --> 01:12:33,957
Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie.
1600
01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:35,000
Wolfie?
1601
01:12:35,001 --> 01:12:36,543
Yeah, it's my safe word, baby. It's my safe word.
1602
01:12:36,544 --> 01:12:38,253
I don't give a fuck about your safe word!
1603
01:12:38,254 --> 01:12:40,213
- Come on! - Shut the fuck up!
1604
01:12:40,214 --> 01:12:43,008
- Ahh! - Shut up, you little bitch!
1605
01:12:43,009 --> 01:12:45,218
You're a fucking dirty little birdy!
1606
01:12:45,219 --> 01:12:46,519
[SCREAMING] Owie!
1607
01:12:49,754 --> 01:12:51,294
(CHUCKLING) [SCREAMING]
1608
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:53,020
[SCREAMING]
1609
01:12:56,216 --> 01:12:56,938
For a very, very.. Very long time. That's right. That's right! I forgot. I forgot, baby. Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. That's why all this confusion.
1610
01:12:56,939 --> 01:12:58,523
Oh, you're investing in Italy?
1611
01:12:58,524 --> 01:13:00,358
Not Italy. California.
1612
01:13:00,359 --> 01:13:01,943
- Oh, California? - Yeah.
1613
01:13:01,944 --> 01:13:03,153
You're a lying piece of shit!
1614
01:13:03,154 --> 01:13:04,404
Duchess, baby, come on.
1615
01:13:04,405 --> 01:13:06,072
(APOLOGIZING) Don't you fucking Duchess me.
1616
01:13:06,073 --> 01:13:07,699
Don't you Duchess me!
1617
01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:10,827
Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to?
1618
01:13:10,828 --> 01:13:12,788
- You're a father now, Jordan. - Yeah.
1619
01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:14,289
- You're a father now. - I know...
1620
01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:16,041
(SCREAMS) And you're still acting like an infant!
1621
01:13:16,042 --> 01:13:17,762
God damn it!
1622
01:13:19,045 --> 01:13:22,565
Baby, you know, you got real anger issues.
1623
01:13:40,832 --> 01:13:42,776
(ALARMS BLARING , BABY CRYING) Mommy, likes to play games with daddy. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? That was you! Oh, Skylar! Oh, fucking bullshit!
1624
01:13:42,777 --> 01:13:44,110
Does it even matter to you
1625
01:13:44,111 --> 01:13:46,947
that I just had that driving range
1626
01:13:46,948 --> 01:13:49,988
sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan,
1627
01:13:50,117 --> 01:13:52,035
- and now you fucking wrecked it! - Oh, my God... Bermuda grass.
1628
01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:54,079
No, you didn't research the whole thing
1629
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,248
and deal with the fucking golf course people!
1630
01:13:56,249 --> 01:13:57,499
Oh, my God,
1631
01:13:57,500 --> 01:14:01,440
you had to deal with the golf course people, too!
1632
01:14:12,714 --> 01:14:14,224
Hey, Jordan. What a Greek tragedy, honey! Oh, my God! You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! What a fucking burden. And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey.
1633
01:14:14,225 --> 01:14:16,184
'Cause last month you were a wine connoisseur.
1634
01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:18,270
Now you're an aspiring landscape architect!
1635
01:14:18,271 --> 01:14:20,063
- Let me get that right... No! - Fuck you!
1636
01:14:20,064 --> 01:14:22,804
Don't fucking dare throw that
1637
01:14:34,169 --> 01:14:35,996
Hi. fucking water at me. Don't you fucking dare. All right, honey? Now will you just... We could talk this out, all right? We just use our words. You know? Communicate. Okay?
1638
01:14:35,997 --> 01:14:37,497
Come on, sweetheart.
1639
01:14:37,498 --> 01:14:39,457
Talk to me. Talk to me.
1640
01:14:39,458 --> 01:14:41,585
Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan.
1641
01:14:41,586 --> 01:14:43,378
You look like a fucking imbecile.
1642
01:14:43,379 --> 01:14:44,462
Babe, come on.
1643
01:14:44,463 --> 01:14:47,803
You should feel happy you got a husband
1644
01:14:48,009 --> 01:14:51,136
who's in such great shape like this, huh?
1645
01:14:51,137 --> 01:14:52,387
Come here.
1646
01:14:52,388 --> 01:14:53,972
Come on, give me a kiss.
1647
01:14:53,973 --> 01:14:55,140
You look so beautiful right now.
1648
01:14:55,141 --> 01:14:56,349
- Come on. - Kiss you?
1649
01:14:56,350 --> 01:14:57,601
- You look so beautiful... - Kiss you?
1650
01:14:57,602 --> 01:14:59,802
Yeah, give me one...
1651
01:15:00,146 --> 01:15:01,605
Fuck you!
1652
01:15:01,606 --> 01:15:04,107
Ah, yes, my morning ritual.
1653
01:15:04,108 --> 01:15:06,151
First I'd get up and fight with Naomi
1654
01:15:06,152 --> 01:15:08,445
about whatever it is I did the night before.
1655
01:15:08,446 --> 01:15:10,739
Next was a steam so I could sweat out
1656
01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:12,574
the drugs still in my system.
1657
01:15:12,575 --> 01:15:14,451
Then I'd assess the damage.
1658
01:15:14,452 --> 01:15:16,369
Drown out my eyeballs.
1659
01:15:16,370 --> 01:15:18,914
Take my back pills to get the day started,
1660
01:15:18,915 --> 01:15:21,374
then seek to make up with Naomi.
1661
01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:23,575
Good morning, Daddy.
1662
01:15:23,628 --> 01:15:25,462
Where's my kiss?
1663
01:15:25,463 --> 01:15:26,763
Whee!
1664
01:15:27,173 --> 01:15:29,133
Hey, sweetheart.
1665
01:15:30,468 --> 01:15:33,511
Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh?
1666
01:15:33,512 --> 01:15:34,932
Oh, no.
1667
01:15:34,972 --> 01:15:38,141
No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy
1668
01:15:38,142 --> 01:15:40,162
for a very, very,
1669
01:15:40,353 --> 01:15:42,253
very long time.
1670
01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:45,106
Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room.
1671
01:15:45,107 --> 01:15:46,399
He didn't mean any of it.
1672
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,235
Daddy shouldn't waste his time.
1673
01:15:49,236 --> 01:15:51,196
And from now on,
1674
01:15:52,198 --> 01:15:54,616
it's gonna be nothing but short,
1675
01:15:54,617 --> 01:15:57,417
short skirts around the house.
1676
01:15:59,455 --> 01:16:02,555
And you know something else, Daddy?
1677
01:16:03,167 --> 01:16:07,227
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
1678
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,700
- Yeah? - Yeah.
1679
01:16:15,137 --> 01:16:16,617
In fact,
1680
01:16:21,394 --> 01:16:22,934
all away.
1681
01:16:26,553 --> 01:16:27,973
(SIGHING)
1682
01:16:30,403 --> 01:16:32,696
So take a good look, Daddy.
1683
01:16:32,697 --> 01:16:35,824
You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house.
1684
01:16:35,825 --> 01:16:37,450
Oh, baby...
1685
01:16:37,451 --> 01:16:39,171
Yeah, Mommy.
1686
01:16:39,412 --> 01:16:41,913
- Yeah... - But no touching.
1687
01:16:41,914 --> 01:16:43,454
Oh, gosh.
1688
01:16:44,917 --> 01:16:46,097
Ow.
1689
01:16:48,004 --> 01:16:49,796
What's wrong, Daddy?
1690
01:16:49,797 --> 01:16:51,397
Mmm, baby.
1691
01:16:53,259 --> 01:16:54,499
(SOBBING) God!
1692
01:16:56,095 --> 01:16:57,429
Look at this shit.
1693
01:16:57,430 --> 01:17:01,010
Okay. Mommy likes to play games with Daddy.
1694
01:17:02,935 --> 01:17:05,615
Mommy, have you ever noticed
1695
01:17:05,688 --> 01:17:07,939
anything odd about Mr...
1696
01:17:07,940 --> 01:17:10,500
Mr. Fuzzy Bear over there?
1697
01:17:11,694 --> 01:17:15,634
His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they?
1698
01:17:18,856 --> 01:17:20,156
(GASPS)
1699
01:17:24,069 --> 01:17:25,549
(CHUCKLES)
1700
01:17:28,595 --> 01:17:31,129
It's because this man is a creative genius. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. Yes! I think it's true. Say Hi, Mommy. Say Hi to Rocco and Rocco. - Say Hi. Hi, fellas. See that, huh? Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls!
1701
01:17:31,130 --> 01:17:33,840
I mean, today was the biggest day in Stratton's history,
1702
01:17:33,841 --> 01:17:35,759
and I needed to be thinking straight.
1703
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:37,480
Hey, Jordan!
1704
01:17:37,511 --> 01:17:39,429
- Welcome. - Steve here yet?
1705
01:17:39,430 --> 01:17:42,724
This was the day that we launched the Steve Madden IPO.
1706
01:17:42,725 --> 01:17:44,851
Troops are all here, everyone's all rallied, excited.
1707
01:17:44,852 --> 01:17:46,728
Everything had to run tight.
1708
01:17:46,729 --> 01:17:47,854
It had to be perfect.
1709
01:17:47,855 --> 01:17:50,315
What the fuck is that kid doing?
1710
01:17:50,316 --> 01:17:52,276
What's he doing?
1711
01:17:52,401 --> 01:17:54,486
The biggest IPO in this firm's history.
1712
01:17:54,487 --> 01:17:57,047
What the fuck is he doing?
1713
01:17:57,656 --> 01:17:59,949
Is he... Is he wearing a bow tie?
1714
01:17:59,950 --> 01:18:01,130
Hi.
1715
01:18:02,161 --> 01:18:03,328
How're you doing?
1716
01:18:03,329 --> 01:18:04,629
Good.
1717
01:18:05,289 --> 01:18:07,909
You cleaning the fish bowl?
1718
01:18:08,167 --> 01:18:10,668
I just... I had a minute and...
1719
01:18:10,669 --> 01:18:12,337
You had a minute.
1720
01:18:12,338 --> 01:18:14,756
And today you needed to clean the fish bowl? Today?
1721
01:18:14,757 --> 01:18:18,593
I had finished my paperwork and I had a couple of minutes.
1722
01:18:18,594 --> 01:18:20,974
Okay. Nice to meet you.
1723
01:18:26,393 --> 01:18:28,413
On new issue day?
1724
01:18:29,313 --> 01:18:32,023
On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day?
1725
01:18:32,024 --> 01:18:33,733
This is what you do?
1726
01:18:33,734 --> 01:18:36,294
Hey, everybody, listen up!
1727
01:18:36,779 --> 01:18:41,799
This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day!
1728
01:18:41,688 --> 01:18:43,408
(ALL GROANING)
1729
01:18:53,087 --> 01:18:55,255
Take your little bow tie, get your shit,
1730
01:18:55,256 --> 01:18:57,173
and get the fuck out of my office! You understand?
1731
01:18:57,174 --> 01:18:59,194
Get the fuck out!
1732
01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:02,201
(ALL JEERING)
1733
01:19:02,346 --> 01:19:03,930
Everybody on point!
1734
01:19:03,931 --> 01:19:07,691
We are here to make money. Everybody on point.
1735
01:19:09,353 --> 01:19:13,293
A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it.
1736
01:19:50,924 --> 01:19:52,404
(WHISTLES)
1737
01:19:56,722 --> 01:19:58,202
(LAUGHTER)
1738
01:20:08,273 --> 01:20:10,339
until their clients either buys.. Jordan, look what I caught in the lobby. I caught a genius. Enter Steve Madden.
1739
01:20:10,340 --> 01:19:34,880
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. The great American cobbler. Red-hot ladies footwear Impresario.
1740
01:19:34,881 --> 01:19:36,504
Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, And thanks to Donnie, we were taking his company public. Stratton Oakmont was crawling out of the primordial ooze. Pond scum no more. That's why they gotta see your face. You get them fired up so they push the shit out of this stock. Okay? And not only that, Donnie and I secretly owned
1741
01:19:36,505 --> 01:19:39,065
85% of Steve Madden Shoes,
1742
01:19:39,383 --> 01:19:41,426
which legally speaking was a big no-no,
1743
01:19:41,427 --> 01:19:45,180
but we'd get filthy fucking rich if our troops got behind it.
1744
01:19:45,181 --> 01:19:47,599
Our job was to get them worked up.
1745
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:50,460
- But not too worked up. - Shh.
1746
01:20:17,951 --> 01:20:19,371
(JEERING)
1747
01:20:51,525 --> 01:20:26,808
Because one day in the not-so-distant future, Hello. If, uh... For those of you who don't know me, uh...
1748
01:20:26,809 --> 01:20:12,699
Because one day in the not-so-distant future, My name's Steve Madden. Yeah, we know who you are. Your name is on the box.
1749
01:20:12,700 --> 01:20:14,584
in a brand new Porsche, Get the shoes. Show them the shoes. - Show them the shoes. - Okay. Yeah. Anyway, you know, this shoe is pretty cool. This is the Mary Lou, which is really the shoe that put me on the map. Without it, I wouldn't be here. It's a fat girls' shoe! Believe it or not... Believe it or not though,
1750
01:20:14,585 --> 01:20:16,169
the Mary Lou is actually the same
1751
01:20:16,170 --> 01:20:19,630
as the Mary Jane, but it's black leather.
1752
01:20:22,593 --> 01:20:24,302
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1753
01:20:24,303 --> 01:20:27,472
Fight back! Come on! Where you at? Where you at?
1754
01:20:27,473 --> 01:20:28,806
All right!
1755
01:20:28,807 --> 01:20:32,185
Let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou!
1756
01:20:32,186 --> 01:20:34,687
Hold that up. Hold that up. Hold that up proud!
1757
01:20:34,688 --> 01:20:37,428
Give him a round of applause!
1758
01:20:38,108 --> 01:20:41,152
You guys got that out of your systems, huh?
1759
01:20:41,153 --> 01:20:43,738
You having a good afternoon or what?
1760
01:20:43,739 --> 01:20:46,866
I wanna take a moment and tell you why Steve here is so
1761
01:20:46,867 --> 01:20:49,787
absolutely off the fucking wall.
1762
01:20:50,371 --> 01:20:52,372
It's because this man
1763
01:20:52,373 --> 01:20:54,499
is a creative genius.
1764
01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:56,542
This ability, this gift
1765
01:20:56,543 --> 01:20:58,169
that Steve has,
1766
01:20:58,170 --> 01:20:59,754
it goes beyond just
1767
01:20:59,755 --> 01:21:01,506
spotting the hottest shoe trends.
1768
01:21:01,507 --> 01:21:04,907
Steve's power is that he creates trends.
1769
01:21:05,636 --> 01:21:07,262
You understand?
1770
01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:09,430
Artists like Steve come along once every decade.
1771
01:21:09,431 --> 01:21:12,934
I'm talking Giorgio Armani, Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel,
1772
01:21:12,935 --> 01:21:15,019
Yves Saint Laurent.
1773
01:21:15,020 --> 01:21:16,854
Steve, come over here for a second.
1774
01:21:16,855 --> 01:21:19,565
I don't think you all realize
1775
01:21:19,566 --> 01:21:21,276
that Steve Madden
1776
01:21:21,277 --> 01:21:24,654
is the hottest person in the women's shoe industry,
1777
01:21:24,655 --> 01:21:26,030
with orders going through the roof
1778
01:21:26,031 --> 01:21:29,867
at every department store in North America right now.
1779
01:21:29,868 --> 01:21:32,728
We have him here in our office!
1780
01:21:32,913 --> 01:21:35,790
We should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here!
1781
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:38,459
We should be on our hands and knees right now,
1782
01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:40,628
getting ready to suck this guy off!
1783
01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:42,589
(LAUGHTER) Like this! Okay?
1784
01:21:43,424 --> 01:21:45,925
I wanna suck you off, Steve!
1785
01:21:45,926 --> 01:21:48,303
Everyone's gonna suck you off!
1786
01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:49,554
This is our golden ticket
1787
01:21:49,555 --> 01:21:52,807
to the fucking chocolate factory right here!
1788
01:21:51,670 --> 01:21:53,150
(CHEERING)
1789
01:21:52,808 --> 01:21:54,058
And I wanna meet
1790
01:21:54,059 --> 01:21:56,619
Willy fucking Wonka, okay?
1791
01:21:56,937 --> 01:22:01,057
I wanna be with the fucking Oompa Loompas like this!
1792
01:22:03,861 --> 01:22:06,821
All right, get off this fucking stage! Get out of here.
1793
01:22:06,822 --> 01:22:09,699
All right, I want you all to focus for a second.
1794
01:22:09,700 --> 01:22:11,909
See those little black boxes?
1795
01:22:11,910 --> 01:22:13,077
They're called telephones.
1796
01:22:13,078 --> 01:22:15,955
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones.
1797
01:22:15,956 --> 01:22:18,666
They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay?
1798
01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:22,847
Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic.
1799
01:22:23,005 --> 01:22:27,633
Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger.
1800
01:22:27,634 --> 01:22:30,219
And in the case of the telephone,
1801
01:22:30,220 --> 01:22:33,440
it's up to each and every one of you,
1802
01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:37,210
my highly-trained Strattonites.
1803
01:22:37,561 --> 01:22:39,221
My killers!
1804
01:22:39,605 --> 01:22:43,425
My killers, who will not take no for an answer!
1805
01:22:43,776 --> 01:22:45,818
My fucking warriors,
1806
01:22:45,819 --> 01:22:47,904
who will not hang up the phone
1807
01:22:47,905 --> 01:22:50,705
until their client either buys
1808
01:22:50,949 --> 01:22:52,909
or fucking dies!
1809
01:22:53,190 --> 01:22:54,910
(ALL CHEERING)
1810
01:23:08,133 --> 01:23:09,801
Let me tell you something.
1811
01:23:09,802 --> 01:23:12,722
There is no nobility in poverty.
1812
01:23:13,263 --> 01:23:16,349
I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man.
1813
01:23:16,350 --> 01:23:19,570
(CHEERING) And I choose rich every fucking time.
1814
01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:21,312
Because at least as a rich man,
1815
01:23:21,313 --> 01:23:22,772
when I have to face my problems,
1816
01:23:22,773 --> 01:23:24,732
I show up in the back of a limo,
1817
01:23:24,733 --> 01:23:26,651
wearing a $2,000 suit
1818
01:23:26,652 --> 01:23:29,632
and a $40,000 gold fucking watch!
1819
01:23:32,020 --> 01:23:33,440
(YELLING)
1820
01:23:33,534 --> 01:23:34,700
Duke it out! Hit him!
1821
01:23:34,701 --> 01:23:36,901
Get the fuck off me!
1822
01:23:37,579 --> 01:23:40,289
And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial
1823
01:23:40,290 --> 01:23:41,833
or materialistic,
1824
01:23:41,834 --> 01:23:44,210
go get a job at fucking McDonald's,
1825
01:23:44,211 --> 01:23:47,551
'cause that's where you fucking belong!
1826
01:23:48,340 --> 01:23:52,220
But before you depart this room full of winners,
1827
01:23:52,678 --> 01:23:53,970
I want you to take a good look
1828
01:23:53,971 --> 01:23:56,764
at the person next to you. Go on.
1829
01:23:56,765 --> 01:23:59,434
Because sometime in the not-so-distant future,
1830
01:23:59,435 --> 01:24:00,893
you're gonna be pulling up to a red light
1831
01:24:00,894 --> 01:24:03,187
in your beat-up old fucking Pinto,
1832
01:24:03,188 --> 01:24:06,357
and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you
1833
01:24:06,358 --> 01:24:08,918
in their brand new Porsche
1834
01:24:09,319 --> 01:24:11,404
with their beautiful wife by their side,
1835
01:24:11,405 --> 01:24:14,205
(ALL LAUGH) who's got big voluptuous tits.
1836
01:24:15,033 --> 01:24:17,368
And who're you gonna be sitting next to?
1837
01:24:17,369 --> 01:24:19,203
Some disgusting wildebeest
1838
01:24:19,204 --> 01:24:20,788
with three days of razor-stubble,
1839
01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:22,206
in a sleeveless muumuu,
1840
01:24:22,207 --> 01:24:24,667
crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries
1841
01:24:24,668 --> 01:24:26,502
from the fucking Price Club!
1842
01:24:26,503 --> 01:24:28,880
That's who you're gonna be sitting next to!
1843
01:24:28,881 --> 01:24:31,215
So you listen to me and you listen well.
1844
01:24:31,216 --> 01:24:33,885
Are you behind on your credit card bills?
1845
01:24:33,886 --> 01:24:36,471
Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!
1846
01:24:36,472 --> 01:24:39,307
Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good!
1847
01:24:39,308 --> 01:24:41,559
Pick up the phone and start dialing!
1848
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:44,937
Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser?
1849
01:24:44,938 --> 01:24:48,107
Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!
1850
01:24:48,108 --> 01:24:50,401
I want you to deal with your problems
1851
01:24:50,402 --> 01:24:52,422
(ALL CHEERING) by becoming rich!
1852
01:24:53,780 --> 01:24:55,656
All you have to do today
1853
01:24:55,657 --> 01:24:57,917
is pick up that phone
1854
01:24:58,243 --> 01:25:01,412
and speak the words that I have taught you.
1855
01:25:01,413 --> 01:25:03,498
And I will make you richer
1856
01:25:03,499 --> 01:25:05,041
than the most powerful CEO
1857
01:25:05,042 --> 01:25:06,626
(CHEERING) in the United States of fucking America!
1858
01:25:06,627 --> 01:25:07,927
Yeah!
1859
01:25:08,921 --> 01:25:10,581
Fuck, yeah!
1860
01:25:10,839 --> 01:25:13,399
I want you to go out there
1861
01:25:13,675 --> 01:25:15,760
and I want you to ram
1862
01:25:15,761 --> 01:25:19,138
Steve Madden stock down your clients' throats
1863
01:25:19,139 --> 01:25:21,849
until they fucking choke on it!
1864
01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:24,018
Till they choke on it and they buy
1865
01:25:24,019 --> 01:25:26,187
100,000 shares! That's what I want.
1866
01:25:26,188 --> 01:25:27,772
Yeah! Fuck, yeah.
1867
01:25:27,773 --> 01:25:29,649
You be ferocious!
1868
01:25:29,650 --> 01:25:31,567
- You be relentless! - Yeah!
1869
01:25:31,568 --> 01:25:34,728
You be telephone fucking terrorists!
1870
01:25:36,323 --> 01:25:40,323
Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park!
1871
01:25:39,940 --> 01:25:41,840
(CHEERING LOUDLY)
1872
01:25:43,026 --> 01:25:44,626
(PEPPY some)
1873
01:25:49,078 --> 01:25:50,378
[MUSIC]
1874
01:26:10,232 --> 01:26:14,832
At 1:00 p.m., we opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share.
1875
01:26:15,112 --> 01:26:17,612
By 1:03, it was over $18.
1876
01:26:18,282 --> 01:26:21,862
Even the big Wall Street firms were buying.
1877
01:26:30,502 --> 01:26:32,503
Of the two million shares offered for sale,
1878
01:26:32,504 --> 01:26:35,506
a million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes.
1879
01:26:35,507 --> 01:26:37,842
Now once the price hit the high teens...
1880
01:26:37,843 --> 01:26:40,094
(CHUCKLES) You know what? Who gives a shit?
1881
01:26:40,095 --> 01:26:42,179
As always, the point is this.
1882
01:26:42,180 --> 01:26:45,280
$22 million in three fucking hours!
1883
01:26:47,686 --> 01:26:49,854
Can you believe this shit?
1884
01:26:49,855 --> 01:26:52,148
- I fucking love this, baby! - It's amazing!
1885
01:26:52,149 --> 01:26:53,569
Jordan!
1886
01:26:53,692 --> 01:26:55,026
Barry Kleinman's on the phone
1887
01:26:55,027 --> 01:26:56,777
- from Future Video. - Who?
1888
01:26:56,778 --> 01:26:58,070
I don't know. He shot at your wedding.
1889
01:26:58,071 --> 01:26:59,196
He says it's urgent.
1890
01:26:59,197 --> 01:27:01,407
Urgent? Who the fuck is Barry Kleinman?
1891
01:27:01,408 --> 01:27:03,075
Oh, my God, you wanna marry me?
1892
01:27:03,076 --> 01:27:04,201
You're in love with me?
1893
01:27:04,202 --> 01:27:05,369
Yeah. Go fuck your cousin!
1894
01:27:05,370 --> 01:27:06,454
Hey, Barry, what's up?
1895
01:27:06,455 --> 01:27:08,664
Listen, I got this subpoena.
1896
01:27:08,665 --> 01:27:10,207
Subpoena? What the fuck are you talking about?
1897
01:27:10,208 --> 01:27:11,792
Yeah, the FBI, they want a copy
1898
01:27:11,793 --> 01:27:12,918
of your wedding video.
1899
01:27:12,919 --> 01:27:14,295
The fucking FBI?
1900
01:27:14,296 --> 01:27:16,213
- You fucking kidding me? - Listen to me.
1901
01:27:16,214 --> 01:27:17,590
His name is Denham.
1902
01:27:17,591 --> 01:27:19,342
He's an agent with the New York office.
1903
01:27:19,343 --> 01:27:20,468
What's his problem?
1904
01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:24,388
He's a Boy Scout. He thinks you're fucking Gordon Gekko.
1905
01:27:24,389 --> 01:27:25,723
What does he want with my wedding video?
1906
01:27:25,724 --> 01:27:27,433
It's like an invasion of my privacy.
1907
01:27:27,434 --> 01:27:28,893
You know what I'm saying? It's like...
1908
01:27:28,894 --> 01:27:30,269
It's intrusive, you know.
1909
01:27:30,270 --> 01:27:33,022
He's got pictures of your whole inner fucking circle.
1910
01:27:33,023 --> 01:27:34,940
Pictures, names of the people.
1911
01:27:34,941 --> 01:27:36,025
You know what he's trying to do?
1912
01:27:36,026 --> 01:27:37,234
Exactly what he's doing. Look at yourself.
1913
01:27:37,235 --> 01:27:38,527
He's trying to rattle you,
1914
01:27:38,528 --> 01:27:40,071
he's trying to rattle your old lady,
1915
01:27:40,072 --> 01:27:42,907
so she nags you until you become a fucking witness.
1916
01:27:42,908 --> 01:27:44,408
He wants me to rat on myself?
1917
01:27:44,409 --> 01:27:46,577
He wants me to give information about my...
1918
01:27:46,578 --> 01:27:48,245
Listen. The good fucking news is,
1919
01:27:48,246 --> 01:27:50,081
you know I know everybody downtown,
1920
01:27:50,082 --> 01:27:52,416
I call up the Justice Department, the DEA,
1921
01:27:52,417 --> 01:27:55,795
nobody even knows you fucking exist, so calm down!
1922
01:27:55,796 --> 01:27:57,254
They don't know I exist?
1923
01:27:57,255 --> 01:27:59,455
- No. - That's good.
1924
01:28:03,929 --> 01:28:05,054
But you...
1925
01:28:05,055 --> 01:28:07,264
You know who he is, right?
1926
01:28:07,265 --> 01:28:09,308
- Yeah. - So, if I just wanted to get
1927
01:28:09,309 --> 01:28:11,352
some more information, just find out what he knows,
1928
01:28:11,353 --> 01:28:14,333
you could go to his house, right?
1929
01:28:14,606 --> 01:28:16,607
Tap his phones a little bit, bug him.
1930
01:28:16,608 --> 01:28:17,775
You could get some information...
1931
01:28:17,776 --> 01:28:20,695
You don't fuck with these guys like that.
1932
01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:21,862
You don't fuck with them like that.
1933
01:28:21,863 --> 01:28:23,114
What are you, nuts or something?
1934
01:28:23,115 --> 01:28:24,824
This is what you fucking do. What do I pay you for?
1935
01:28:24,825 --> 01:28:27,993
I have a fucking P.I. license, you know? I make a living at this.
1936
01:28:27,994 --> 01:28:29,120
I'm not a cop anymore.
1937
01:28:29,121 --> 01:28:31,247
They'll take my fucking license away from me, all right?
1938
01:28:31,248 --> 01:28:32,548
Okay.
1939
01:28:33,041 --> 01:28:35,584
Okay, if I can't do that, can I just...
1940
01:28:35,585 --> 01:28:38,045
Can I give the guy a call?
1941
01:28:38,046 --> 01:28:40,131
- Why? Is that... - Jordan. Jordan.
1942
01:28:40,132 --> 01:28:41,215
Do me a favor?
1943
01:28:41,216 --> 01:28:44,218
The only one who calls this guy is your fucking lawyer.
1944
01:28:44,219 --> 01:28:45,302
I can't call him, right?
1945
01:28:45,303 --> 01:28:47,138
- It's against the rules? - I told you,
1946
01:28:47,139 --> 01:28:48,889
whatever the fuck you say to him,
1947
01:28:48,890 --> 01:28:51,600
he's gonna use against you. Don't you understand?
1948
01:28:51,601 --> 01:28:53,436
He's smart, you're dumb.
1949
01:28:53,437 --> 01:28:55,271
Fucking bullshit.
1950
01:28:55,272 --> 01:28:56,564
Are we fucking talking tonight,
1951
01:28:56,565 --> 01:28:57,815
or are you gonna get schwacked?
1952
01:28:57,816 --> 01:28:59,483
The last time you took these fucking pills,
1953
01:28:59,484 --> 01:29:02,570
you put your head in the fucking macaroni. I had to pick it up.
1954
01:29:02,571 --> 01:29:04,113
All right.
1955
01:29:04,114 --> 01:29:06,494
Okay, I won't call him.
1956
01:29:08,577 --> 01:29:10,745
Hey, fellas! Come on board.
1957
01:29:10,746 --> 01:29:13,372
The plank's right around there.
1958
01:29:13,373 --> 01:29:14,832
Welcome!
1959
01:29:14,833 --> 01:29:17,153
Whoo! What a nice day.
1960
01:29:18,795 --> 01:29:20,035
Hey.
1961
01:29:20,338 --> 01:29:22,238
Welcome aboard.
1962
01:29:22,382 --> 01:29:24,133
Jordan. Welcome aboard the Naomi.
1963
01:29:24,134 --> 01:29:25,259
Pleasure to meet you.
1964
01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:26,761
Agent Denham. This is Agent Hughes.
1965
01:29:26,762 --> 01:29:27,887
Hi, how are you?
1966
01:29:27,888 --> 01:29:31,223
Let me introduce you. This is Nicole, Heidi. Come on. Don't be shy.
1967
01:29:31,224 --> 01:29:33,809
What are you guys all shy for? Don't be scared.
1968
01:29:33,810 --> 01:29:35,060
These are friends of Stratton.
1969
01:29:35,061 --> 01:29:36,353
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - It's a pleasure. - Hello.
1970
01:29:36,354 --> 01:29:37,654
Um...
1971
01:29:39,232 --> 01:29:42,860
Your message said that you wanted to speak privately.
1972
01:29:42,861 --> 01:29:44,695
Right. I do want to speak privately.
1973
01:29:44,696 --> 01:29:46,280
Give us a minute, huh, ladies?
1974
01:29:46,281 --> 01:29:47,698
Let me know if I can get you anything.
1975
01:29:47,699 --> 01:29:49,784
We'd be happy to help.
1976
01:29:49,785 --> 01:29:50,868
You guys hungry?
1977
01:29:50,869 --> 01:29:51,952
Want something to eat?
1978
01:29:51,953 --> 01:29:53,788
Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster.
1979
01:29:53,789 --> 01:29:56,207
I got whiskey. Any kind of booze you want.
1980
01:29:56,208 --> 01:29:57,792
You know what? The Bureau doesn't allow us
1981
01:29:57,793 --> 01:29:59,502
to drink while we're at sea.
1982
01:29:59,503 --> 01:30:01,403
(BOTH CHUCKLE) Duh! Of course.
1983
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,881
Ever been on one of these before?
1984
01:30:03,882 --> 01:30:05,302
A boat?
1985
01:30:05,884 --> 01:30:07,301
I learned how to sail when I was six.
1986
01:30:07,302 --> 01:30:09,470
No shit. Is that right? Really?
1987
01:30:09,471 --> 01:30:11,263
On one like this, though?
1988
01:30:11,264 --> 01:30:14,183
I had the whole front extended in order to fit the chopper up there.
1989
01:30:14,184 --> 01:30:15,724
See that?
1990
01:30:16,770 --> 01:30:18,187
Anyway, this is for you.
1991
01:30:18,188 --> 01:30:21,232
It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding.
1992
01:30:21,233 --> 01:30:24,068
I understand you wanted the whole wedding video.
1993
01:30:24,069 --> 01:30:26,904
Figured this would help expedite the whole process, right?
1994
01:30:26,905 --> 01:30:28,739
- There you go. - Look,
1995
01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:29,990
my point is that
1996
01:30:29,991 --> 01:30:31,742
I know you're investigating Stratton.
1997
01:30:31,743 --> 01:30:35,563
But for the life of me, I can't figure out why.
1998
01:30:35,580 --> 01:30:37,832
I know we're a little unorthodox, we're a little
1999
01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:39,917
loud in the way we do things. But you gotta understand,
2000
01:30:39,918 --> 01:30:41,293
we're the new guys on the block, you know,
2001
01:30:41,294 --> 01:30:44,088
we're trying to make a name for ourselves.
2002
01:30:44,089 --> 01:30:46,757
But I want you to understand, we don't
2003
01:30:46,758 --> 01:30:48,958
do anything illegal.
2004
01:30:49,261 --> 01:30:50,427
Whatsoever.
2005
01:30:50,428 --> 01:30:52,054
I mean, you could talk to the SEC.
2006
01:30:52,055 --> 01:30:55,099
They were at my office 15 times over the last six months.
2007
01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:57,643
I mean, I got... I got nothing to hide.
2008
01:30:57,644 --> 01:31:00,729
Well, you know the SEC is a civil regulatory agency.
2009
01:31:00,730 --> 01:31:02,356
We pursue criminal activities.
2010
01:31:02,357 --> 01:31:05,776
Exactly! You go after real criminals, which
2011
01:31:05,777 --> 01:31:08,279
makes me wonder what the hell you're investigating me for?
2012
01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:10,420
(BOTH CHUCKLING) I mean, honestly...
2013
01:31:10,532 --> 01:31:14,326
What is it that you think that we did or do? I don't get it.
2014
01:31:14,327 --> 01:31:15,661
Well, I...
2015
01:31:15,662 --> 01:31:18,122
Look, Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation.
2016
01:31:18,123 --> 01:31:19,957
No, I get that. No, I understand.
2017
01:31:19,958 --> 01:31:21,978
With that said...
2018
01:31:22,210 --> 01:31:24,128
This case got dumped on my desk...
2019
01:31:24,129 --> 01:31:25,796
- Did it? - You know, by a higher-up
2020
01:31:25,797 --> 01:31:27,131
who needs to make a show
2021
01:31:27,132 --> 01:31:29,341
of looking into the new company on the block,
2022
01:31:29,342 --> 01:31:31,218
- with all the press and everything. - New loud guys.
2023
01:31:31,219 --> 01:31:32,720
And then I end up being the schmuck
2024
01:31:32,721 --> 01:31:34,471
who does the looking. Exactly.
2025
01:31:34,472 --> 01:31:36,557
It's just, you know... It bothers me.
2026
01:31:36,558 --> 01:31:37,975
We're the new guy. We're the one
2027
01:31:37,976 --> 01:31:40,352
that's banging on Wall Street's door. I mean, you should...
2028
01:31:40,353 --> 01:31:42,313
You should see what's going on at the bigger firms.
2029
01:31:42,314 --> 01:31:43,981
I mean, I know all the information.
2030
01:31:43,982 --> 01:31:47,151
It's true! Goldman, Lehman Brothers, Merrill...
2031
01:31:47,152 --> 01:31:48,986
Collateralized debt obligations?
2032
01:31:48,987 --> 01:31:50,321
This Internet stock bullshit?
2033
01:31:50,322 --> 01:31:52,197
I mean, it's a fucking travesty.
2034
01:31:52,198 --> 01:31:54,450
I could take you step-by-step
2035
01:31:54,451 --> 01:31:57,453
through what exactly is occurring.
2036
01:31:57,454 --> 01:31:59,204
All you have to do is ask.
2037
01:31:59,205 --> 01:32:00,664
I'm available.
2038
01:32:00,665 --> 01:32:02,333
- That's exactly what I wanted to hear. - Mmm-hmm.
2039
01:32:02,334 --> 01:32:05,854
I don't see why a little sitdown like this
2040
01:32:05,879 --> 01:32:07,504
can't be profitable for the both of us.
2041
01:32:07,505 --> 01:32:09,840
It should. Right? It should profit the both of us.
2042
01:32:09,841 --> 01:32:11,926
- It should. - Look.
2043
01:32:11,927 --> 01:32:14,219
I'm gonna give you my personal line.
2044
01:32:14,220 --> 01:32:17,348
Five days a week, you just call me, feel free.
2045
01:32:17,349 --> 01:32:19,789
- I'll do that. - Great.
2046
01:32:21,645 --> 01:32:23,395
Are you sure you guys don't want something to drink?
2047
01:32:23,396 --> 01:32:25,147
You're not hungry? Nothing?
2048
01:32:25,148 --> 01:32:27,588
- Nothing? No? - Oh, no.
2049
01:32:29,903 --> 01:32:31,028
Let me ask you,
2050
01:32:31,029 --> 01:32:32,529
and if you don't wanna get too personal,
2051
01:32:32,530 --> 01:32:35,741
- just tell me to shut up at any time. - Oh.
2052
01:32:35,742 --> 01:32:38,452
Did you try to get your broker's license at one time?
2053
01:32:38,453 --> 01:32:42,206
Did I hear that right? Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street?
2054
01:32:42,207 --> 01:32:44,208
(CHUCKLES) - No? - Who you been talking to?
2055
01:32:44,209 --> 01:32:45,292
Who the fuck you been talking to?
2056
01:32:45,293 --> 01:32:46,418
(LAUGHING) Well, you're investigating me.
2057
01:32:46,419 --> 01:32:47,962
I hear things.
2058
01:32:47,963 --> 01:32:50,223
You know what I mean?
2059
01:32:50,423 --> 01:32:51,966
You ever think about what would've happened
2060
01:32:51,967 --> 01:32:55,127
if you would have stayed the course?
2061
01:32:55,845 --> 01:32:57,721
You know what? When I'm riding home on the subway
2062
01:32:57,722 --> 01:32:59,098
and my balls are fucking sweating,
2063
01:32:59,099 --> 01:33:00,975
I'm wearing the same suit three days in a row...
2064
01:33:00,976 --> 01:33:02,559
Yeah, you bet I do.
2065
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:04,395
I've thought about it before. Who wouldn't, right?
2066
01:33:04,396 --> 01:33:05,521
Right, who fucking wouldn't?
2067
01:33:05,522 --> 01:33:06,689
What do you get...
2068
01:33:06,690 --> 01:33:08,023
Another personal question, no need to answer...
2069
01:33:08,024 --> 01:33:09,483
No, that's all right, Jordan.
2070
01:33:09,484 --> 01:33:12,653
What do you pull in? 50, 60K? Something like that?
2071
01:33:12,654 --> 01:33:14,738
- A year? In the ballpark? - Oh.
2072
01:33:14,739 --> 01:33:16,281
Well, I...
2073
01:33:16,282 --> 01:33:18,158
Let's put it this way.
2074
01:33:18,159 --> 01:33:19,451
(CHUCKLING) You get a free handgun
2075
01:33:19,452 --> 01:33:21,620
when you sign up for the Bureau.
2076
01:33:21,621 --> 01:33:23,914
No, but it fucking pisses me off. You know what I mean?
2077
01:33:23,915 --> 01:33:26,166
You think about the people that built this country,
2078
01:33:26,167 --> 01:33:27,668
hardworking people like you.
2079
01:33:27,669 --> 01:33:30,337
Firefighters, teachers, FBI agents.
2080
01:33:30,338 --> 01:33:34,091
End of the day, you guys get fucking skinned alive financially.
2081
01:33:34,092 --> 01:33:36,051
It fucking makes me angry.
2082
01:33:36,052 --> 01:33:39,221
Now the one thing about Wall Street and this market is,
2083
01:33:39,222 --> 01:33:41,062
for me, I feel
2084
01:33:41,933 --> 01:33:44,393
it's good to give back. You know, there's...
2085
01:33:44,394 --> 01:33:46,645
There are situations where I can
2086
01:33:46,646 --> 01:33:50,274
make those situations better for people. You know?
2087
01:33:50,275 --> 01:33:51,650
You know what I mean.
2088
01:33:51,651 --> 01:33:53,311
Opportunity
2089
01:33:53,611 --> 01:33:54,695
is everything.
2090
01:33:54,696 --> 01:33:56,071
Exactly.
2091
01:33:56,072 --> 01:33:58,615
Take for example, I got this one kid, right?
2092
01:33:58,616 --> 01:34:02,453
Went to school for environmental science, something like that.
2093
01:34:02,454 --> 01:34:04,371
He was bogged down by student loans.
2094
01:34:04,372 --> 01:34:06,874
Turns out, his mother needed triple bypass surgery.
2095
01:34:06,875 --> 01:34:08,625
- Jesus. - Right. Horrible situation.
2096
01:34:08,626 --> 01:34:09,710
Sure.
2097
01:34:09,711 --> 01:34:10,878
But we got him into the market
2098
01:34:10,879 --> 01:34:12,629
at the right time and chose the right stock.
2099
01:34:12,630 --> 01:34:14,465
We gave him the right guidance.
2100
01:34:14,466 --> 01:34:17,801
Boom! Overnight, changed his entire life.
2101
01:34:17,802 --> 01:34:19,386
Got to put his mother into
2102
01:34:19,387 --> 01:34:21,221
the best hospital in New York City.
2103
01:34:21,222 --> 01:34:22,389
It didn't work out for her,
2104
01:34:22,390 --> 01:34:24,183
granted, she passed away, unfortunately.
2105
01:34:24,184 --> 01:34:26,143
But we gave him that opportunity.
2106
01:34:26,144 --> 01:34:28,644
You know what I'm saying?
2107
01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:16,280
(CHUCKLING)
2108
01:36:34,231 --> 01:34:50,936
By dinner I popped a few more It's just about setting up the right team,
2109
01:34:50,937 --> 01:34:56,340
on top of some cocktails and a valium or two. and then overnight your life can change. What does... What does an intern... What does an intern make in a deal like that? Well, in that situation, in that particular trade, and it was one trade, north of half a million dollars.
2110
01:34:56,341 --> 01:34:58,675
And I'd do that for anybody, you know,
2111
01:34:58,676 --> 01:35:02,016
anybody that needs the proper guidance.
2112
01:35:21,157 --> 01:35:23,537
Can you say that again,
2113
01:35:23,618 --> 01:35:25,661
just the way you said it?
2114
01:35:25,662 --> 01:35:27,742
Just the same way.
2115
01:35:29,165 --> 01:35:30,345
Oh.
2116
01:35:31,584 --> 01:35:32,709
I don't know what you're talking about.
2117
01:35:32,710 --> 01:35:35,379
Oh, come on! You know what I'm talking about.
2118
01:35:35,380 --> 01:35:37,172
I think what Jordan just did is he...
2119
01:35:37,173 --> 01:35:38,382
- If I'm not mistaken... - No.
2120
01:35:38,383 --> 01:35:40,592
you just tried to bribe a federal officer.
2121
01:35:40,593 --> 01:35:42,761
No, technically I didn't bribe anybody.
2122
01:35:42,762 --> 01:35:45,264
No, no, that's not the conversation I heard, Jordan.
2123
01:35:45,265 --> 01:35:46,849
No, no, according to the U.S. criminal code,
2124
01:35:46,850 --> 01:35:48,767
there needs to be an exact dollar figure
2125
01:35:48,768 --> 01:35:51,988
- for the exchange of services. - Oh!
2126
01:36:01,143 --> 01:36:03,365
Okay, I'm going. That would not hold up in a court of law. Nah, it's not howl heard it. No, no, no, that's the truth. But I want to tell you this. Yeah. The same gentleman that told me that you tried to get your broker's license also told me that you are a straight arrow.
2127
01:36:03,366 --> 01:36:04,908
He ran a security check on me.
2128
01:36:04,909 --> 01:36:06,243
Well...
2129
01:36:06,244 --> 01:36:09,288
Yeah, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain,
2130
01:36:09,289 --> 01:36:12,749
sometimes you need to play the part. Right?
2131
01:36:12,750 --> 01:36:14,751
I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat.
2132
01:36:14,752 --> 01:36:17,012
What do you say? Hmm?
2133
01:36:17,130 --> 01:36:18,422
You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something.
2134
01:36:18,423 --> 01:36:21,884
Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust,
2135
01:36:21,885 --> 01:36:24,303
they're to the manor born.
2136
01:36:24,304 --> 01:36:25,470
- Is that right? - Yeah.
2137
01:36:25,471 --> 01:36:27,181
Their fathers are douchebags,
2138
01:36:27,182 --> 01:36:30,225
just like their fathers before them.
2139
01:36:30,226 --> 01:36:31,826
But you...
2140
01:36:33,354 --> 01:36:35,814
You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own.
2141
01:36:35,815 --> 01:36:37,065
Did I?
2142
01:36:37,066 --> 01:36:39,276
- Good for you, little man. - Little man?
2143
01:36:39,277 --> 01:36:40,611
(LAUGHING) Good for you.
2144
01:36:40,612 --> 01:36:41,862
Me, the little man?
2145
01:36:41,863 --> 01:36:42,988
And let me tell you something.
2146
01:36:42,989 --> 01:36:45,282
Let me tell you something else.
2147
01:36:45,283 --> 01:36:47,284
Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here,
2148
01:36:47,285 --> 01:36:48,452
this is one of the nicest boats
2149
01:36:48,453 --> 01:36:50,579
- that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you. - I bet it is.
2150
01:36:50,580 --> 01:36:52,497
And you know what I was just thinking, too?
2151
01:36:52,498 --> 01:36:55,500
The fucking hero that I'm gonna be back at the office
2152
01:36:55,501 --> 01:36:57,794
when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat.
2153
01:36:57,795 --> 01:37:00,047
Because, I mean, fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan,
2154
01:37:00,048 --> 01:37:01,715
(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY) look at this thing!
2155
01:37:01,716 --> 01:37:03,616
It's beautiful!
2156
01:37:15,077 --> 01:37:17,981
Do something to calm me down, please. And you got the beautiful girls there. It's wonderful. All right, get the fuck off my boat. I'm sure we'll be seeing each other - real soon. - I'm sure. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.
2157
01:37:17,982 --> 01:37:20,734
Hey, you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home?
2158
01:37:20,735 --> 01:37:23,445
Fucking miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them!
2159
01:37:23,446 --> 01:37:25,646
Fucking cheap fucks.
2160
01:37:25,657 --> 01:37:27,991
(WHISTLES) Fucking miserable pricks.
2161
01:37:27,992 --> 01:37:31,245
Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look!
2162
01:37:31,246 --> 01:37:33,080
A year's salary right here.
2163
01:37:33,081 --> 01:37:35,832
You know what I call them? Fun coupons!
2164
01:37:35,833 --> 01:37:37,373
See that!
2165
01:37:37,627 --> 01:37:39,827
They're fun coupons!
2166
01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:45,380
(SIGHS)
2167
01:37:47,470 --> 01:37:50,305
Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland?
2168
01:37:50,306 --> 01:37:52,391
Swiss fucking banks, that's what.
2169
01:37:52,392 --> 01:37:56,332
It was ass-covering time. I had to hide my money.
2170
01:37:56,354 --> 01:37:58,021
Enter Rugrat.
2171
01:37:58,022 --> 01:37:59,690
He knew this Swiss banker from law school.
2172
01:37:59,691 --> 01:38:00,857
That's for European pussy!
2173
01:38:00,858 --> 01:38:02,192
But he was in Geneva.
2174
01:38:02,193 --> 01:38:06,363
And there was no way I was gonna make that flight sober.
2175
01:38:06,364 --> 01:38:08,115
So I knew if I took my drugs right,
2176
01:38:08,116 --> 01:38:10,575
I could sleep through the entire flight.
2177
01:38:10,576 --> 01:38:13,616
But I had to take them just right.
2178
01:38:24,884 --> 01:38:25,590
Swiss custom requires ten minutes of blah blah blah.. Swiss custom requires ten minutes of blah blah blah.. At 4:00 p.m., I popped a few more ludes, which started kicking in by the time I finished my sales meeting. My tingle phase. By dinner, I popped a few more on top of some cocktails and a Valium or two.
2179
01:38:25,591 --> 01:38:27,431
(UPBEAT MUSIC) My slur phase.
2180
01:38:29,220 --> 01:38:31,805
By 8:30, I took a few more ludes
2181
01:38:31,806 --> 01:38:34,641
and pretty much lost all my motor skills.
2182
01:38:34,642 --> 01:38:37,142
This was the drool phase.
2183
01:38:39,188 --> 01:38:42,649
And by 10:00, I didn't know who or what the fuck I was.
2184
01:38:42,650 --> 01:38:44,730
The amnesia phase.
2185
01:38:45,153 --> 01:38:47,195
We boarded the plane just before midnight.
2186
01:38:47,196 --> 01:38:48,989
Wow! Look at you!
2187
01:38:48,990 --> 01:38:51,158
- You're beautiful. - Excuse me, sir.
2188
01:38:51,159 --> 01:38:53,410
His sleeping pills just kicked in. He's all right.
2189
01:38:53,411 --> 01:38:56,571
May I see your boarding passes, sir?
2190
01:39:07,012 --> 01:39:14,012
Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in upcoming month. We have the boarding passes. Jesus Christ, I wanna fuck her. Hey! Fucking relax. Oh, my God! You got your hand on my fucking cock! I don't. Cut it out. He's got his hand on my dick again. I'm just trying to buckle you up. You got your hand on his dick?
2191
01:39:54,877 --> 01:39:56,357
(LAUGHING)
2192
01:39:58,923 --> 01:40:01,423
(BOTH MIMICKING STEWARDESS)
2193
01:40:20,555 --> 01:39:35,038
it would become papier-toillette. it would become papier-toillette. it would become papier-toillette. it would become papier-toillette. You gotta stop doing that in public places. Oh, my God. Take it off!
2194
01:39:35,039 --> 01:39:42,039
Unless, of course.. Unless, of course.. Unless, of course.. Take it off! I heard there's a treasure map under here. - Stop! I know, miss. - Excuse me, sir. Please sit down.
2195
01:40:32,123 --> 01:40:34,203
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
2196
01:41:11,495 --> 01:41:12,795
(SIGHS)
2197
01:41:24,425 --> 01:41:26,025
(WHIMPERING)
2198
01:41:29,054 --> 01:41:30,594
(SING-SONG)
2199
01:41:38,564 --> 01:41:40,764
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)
2200
01:42:02,046 --> 01:42:03,706
(ALL CHUCKLE)
2201
01:42:16,393 --> 01:42:18,113
(ALL LAUGHING)
2202
01:43:10,573 --> 01:43:12,053
(LAUGHTER)
2203
01:43:54,753 --> 01:39:58,524
Then, there'd have to be Cooperacion.
2204
01:39:58,525 --> 01:40:05,525
Then, there'd have to be Cooperacion. - Watch it. - Go back to your seat, please. - What are you upset about? - Please go back to your seat. I will have to call the captain.
2205
01:44:03,608 --> 01:44:05,486
Assuming the account is under your name.
2206
01:44:05,487 --> 01:39:41,719
Assuming the account is under your name.
2207
01:39:41,720 --> 01:39:45,772
Assuming the account is under your name. Assuming the account is under your name. Please, sir, please, sir. Sit down. - Please sit down! - Ow! - I'm going! Stop. - Okay, sorry. We apologize. We're gonna go to sleep. Question. I wanna ask you a question.
2208
01:39:45,773 --> 01:39:47,923
A friends, Comerate, Cousin.. Fasten your seat belt, sir. We cannot take off if you haven't fastened - your seat belt. - I'm really horny, too. Sit down. Fasten it. - Right. Okay, I'll sit down... - I will do it for you. - What? - I'll do it for you. You gotta speak English. We don't understand this language you're speaking.
2209
01:39:47,924 --> 01:39:50,634
I will help him with his seat belt.
2210
01:39:50,635 --> 01:39:52,803
- You gotta put it on right. - Sit back. Sit back, sir.
2211
01:39:52,804 --> 01:39:56,864
- There you go. - All right. I'll just lean back...
2212
01:39:57,141 --> 01:39:58,921
Bitte, Hilfe!
2213
01:40:14,117 --> 01:40:15,492
Jesus Christ!
2214
01:40:15,493 --> 01:40:16,793
Fuck!
2215
01:40:18,538 --> 01:40:19,996
Donnie...
2216
01:40:19,997 --> 01:40:23,750
Donnie, this isn't funny. You gotta untie me, buddy.
2217
01:40:23,751 --> 01:40:25,544
I can't untie you.
2218
01:40:25,545 --> 01:40:26,920
The captain tied you up.
2219
01:40:26,921 --> 01:40:29,339
He almost fucking tasered you.
2220
01:40:29,340 --> 01:40:30,580
Why?
2221
01:40:33,469 --> 01:40:35,971
He's got a fear of flying.
2222
01:40:35,972 --> 01:40:37,152
Ah!
2223
01:40:39,100 --> 01:40:40,684
He's very nervous on planes, I'm sorry,
2224
01:40:40,685 --> 01:40:42,853
it's not you, sweetheart, don't beat yourself up.
2225
01:40:42,854 --> 01:40:46,022
Easy, easy. He's fine. He's just a nervous flyer.
2226
01:40:46,023 --> 01:40:48,024
You were screaming at people.
2227
01:40:48,025 --> 01:40:49,484
Oh, fuck off.
2228
01:40:49,485 --> 01:40:51,695
You were on the floor rolling around and shit.
2229
01:40:51,696 --> 01:40:52,821
Oh, Jesus.
2230
01:40:52,822 --> 01:40:54,990
You called the captain the N-word.
2231
01:40:54,991 --> 01:40:56,575
I called the captain the N-word?
2232
01:40:56,576 --> 01:40:59,202
- Yeah, he was very upset. - Really?
2233
01:40:59,203 --> 01:41:02,080
- Luckily we're in first class. - Jesus.
2234
01:41:02,081 --> 01:41:06,209
Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking drug problem.
2235
01:41:06,210 --> 01:41:08,410
Where are the ludes?
2236
01:41:09,714 --> 01:41:13,114
They're up my ass. Don't worry about it.
2237
01:41:21,617 --> 01:41:22,601
It's chilly darling and you're sweating bullets. - I got it. - Okay. Thank God. Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do when we get to Switzerland, buddy? This is bad. Fucking things are against my chest. I can't breathe. Come on, do something to calm me down. Please.
2238
01:41:22,602 --> 01:41:25,687
Okay, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
2239
01:41:25,688 --> 01:41:27,588
Okay. Shh! Shh!
2240
01:41:43,983 --> 01:41:45,874
That's the truth. That's good. - Go to sleep. - Rub it harder, buddy. You're all right. We all love you. Shut the fuck up! Mr. Belfort, you're free to go.
2241
01:41:45,875 --> 01:41:47,295
Really?
2242
01:41:50,004 --> 01:41:51,087
Whoo!
2243
01:41:51,088 --> 01:41:52,297
- Hey, Donnie. - Yeah?
2244
01:41:52,298 --> 01:41:54,090
When we get out there, try not to act like yourself.
2245
01:41:54,091 --> 01:41:56,259
Okay? Let's make Geneva an asshole-free Donnie zone, all right?
2246
01:41:56,260 --> 01:41:57,719
What are you fucking coming at me for?
2247
01:41:57,720 --> 01:41:59,346
Hey, listen. The only reason you're sitting in this limo
2248
01:41:59,347 --> 01:42:00,972
and not in a Swiss jail is because of my friend. Okay?
2249
01:42:00,973 --> 01:42:02,333
Hilfe!
2250
01:42:03,226 --> 01:42:06,186
We're here. We're here. Everyone calm down.
2251
01:42:06,187 --> 01:42:07,854
Jordan Belfort!
2252
01:42:07,855 --> 01:42:08,939
At last.
2253
01:42:08,940 --> 01:42:11,775
Nicholas has told me so much about you.
2254
01:42:11,776 --> 01:42:13,777
Jordan, Jean Jacques Saurel.
2255
01:42:13,778 --> 01:42:16,404
- Pleasure to make your acquaintance. - Nice to meet you.
2256
01:42:16,405 --> 01:42:18,073
It's a joke.
2257
01:42:18,074 --> 01:42:20,700
You'll understand when you're in the fucking seat.
2258
01:42:20,701 --> 01:42:22,202
You need a bigger couch. For guests.
2259
01:42:22,203 --> 01:42:24,162
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. I'm sorry.
2260
01:42:24,163 --> 01:42:27,923
I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws here.
2261
01:42:28,626 --> 01:42:31,846
Uh... Wait. Yes. Excusez-moi, Jordan.
2262
01:42:32,380 --> 01:42:35,549
Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of...
2263
01:42:35,550 --> 01:42:36,633
Blah, blah, blah.
2264
01:42:36,634 --> 01:42:38,343
- Chit chat. - Yeah, chit chat, thank you.
2265
01:42:38,344 --> 01:42:41,324
before business can be discussed.
2266
01:42:41,514 --> 01:42:42,814
Yeah.
2267
01:42:45,434 --> 01:42:47,034
Of course.
2268
01:42:47,144 --> 01:42:50,480
Let's get down to it. What would you like to know?
2269
01:42:50,481 --> 01:42:53,441
Under what circumstances would you be obligated
2270
01:42:53,442 --> 01:42:55,882
to cooperate with an FBI
2271
01:42:55,987 --> 01:42:59,698
or a U.S. Justice Department investigation, for example?
2272
01:42:59,699 --> 01:43:01,299
Ca depend.
2273
01:43:01,492 --> 01:43:03,092
Ca depend?
2274
01:43:03,286 --> 01:43:04,526
Oui.
2275
01:43:04,787 --> 01:43:07,407
Ca depend on what, exactly?
2276
01:43:08,249 --> 01:43:10,584
Whether America plans to invade Switzerland
2277
01:43:10,585 --> 01:43:12,627
in the coming months.
2278
01:43:12,628 --> 01:43:14,921
Shall I check if tanks are rolling down the Rue de la Croy?
2279
01:43:14,922 --> 01:43:17,632
- Yes. Rue de la Croix. - Croix. Croix.
2280
01:43:17,633 --> 01:43:21,093
Not Croy. Not Rue de la Croy. It's Croix.
2281
01:43:36,385 --> 01:43:39,029
which is where he met his wife, Chantelle. See, this is what he used to do back in law school. Check me. - Champagne. Champagne. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. French fries, pommes frites. - And that kind of stuff. - That's funny. What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over?
2282
01:43:39,030 --> 01:43:42,550
I understand perfectly, you American shit.
2283
01:43:44,869 --> 01:43:47,329
The only way the Banque Réal de Genéve
2284
01:43:47,330 --> 01:43:49,539
would cooperate with a foreign legal body
2285
01:43:49,540 --> 01:43:51,499
is if the crime being pursued
2286
01:43:51,500 --> 01:43:53,793
is also a crime in Switzerland.
2287
01:43:53,794 --> 01:43:58,634
But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices.
2288
01:44:10,354 --> 01:44:12,145
They're all fuckin' Swiss and it was like, what are you doing?, they could do that. They're all fuckin' Swiss and it was like, what are you doing?, they could do that. Hmm. From a financial standpoint, you are now in heaven. See, I told you he was fantastic, right? If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a subpoena, it would become
2289
01:44:12,146 --> 01:44:14,106
papier toilette.
2290
01:44:14,649 --> 01:44:17,449
(LAUGHTER) We would wipe our ass with it.
2291
01:44:24,416 --> 01:44:25,896
[LAUGHING]
2292
01:44:33,347 --> 01:44:37,003
When it gets here, I'll give you a call, and you come pick it up. Unless, of course, it was an investigation into stock fraud, which is a crime here in Switzerland, if I'm correct. Then there would have to be coopération on your part, - if I'm not mistaken. - Yes. Yes, we would. Mmm-hmm. Assuming the account is under your name.
2293
01:44:37,004 --> 01:44:38,604
If it were
2294
01:44:38,756 --> 01:44:40,536
another name,
2295
01:44:41,258 --> 01:44:43,093
a friend's, camarade...
2296
01:44:43,094 --> 01:44:44,514
(AGREEING IN FRENCH) Cousin?
2297
01:44:48,808 --> 01:44:50,948
- Relative? - Yeah.
2298
01:44:51,143 --> 01:44:52,383
Hmm.
2299
01:44:52,728 --> 01:44:55,480
Was that yodeling I just heard
2300
01:44:55,481 --> 01:44:58,024
or did you just say what I thought you said?
2301
01:44:58,025 --> 01:44:59,565
Yes. Yes.
2302
01:45:00,528 --> 01:45:03,279
He's telling me to use a fucking rathole.
2303
01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:05,031
But a U.S. rathole would never get
2304
01:45:05,032 --> 01:45:07,325
into Switzerland with all that money.
2305
01:45:07,326 --> 01:45:11,506
What I needed was a rathole with a European passport.
2306
01:45:18,462 --> 01:45:19,882
Jordan.
2307
01:45:19,964 --> 01:45:22,924
[MUSIC] Hey. How's my favorite aunt, huh?
2308
01:45:22,925 --> 01:45:24,426
Welcome. Was the traffic terrible?
2309
01:45:24,427 --> 01:45:26,567
Oh, no, not at all.
2310
01:45:28,514 --> 01:45:30,306
Jordan, come in.
2311
01:45:30,307 --> 01:45:33,476
Thank God Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing.
2312
01:45:33,477 --> 01:45:36,146
Turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss.
2313
01:45:36,147 --> 01:45:39,107
Money talks and bullshit takes the bus.
2314
01:45:39,108 --> 01:45:41,443
How do you say rathole in British?
2315
01:45:41,444 --> 01:45:43,987
If you get into any trouble whatsoever,
2316
01:45:43,988 --> 01:45:46,823
I'll come forth immediately. I'll say that I duped you.
2317
01:45:46,824 --> 01:45:48,724
That I promise.
2318
01:45:48,826 --> 01:45:52,646
Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?
2319
01:45:55,833 --> 01:45:57,913
Sometimes I wonder
2320
01:45:58,002 --> 01:46:01,045
if you let money get the best of you, my love.
2321
01:46:01,046 --> 01:46:02,346
Among
2322
01:46:02,631 --> 01:46:04,651
other substances.
2323
01:46:04,675 --> 01:46:05,855
(CHUCKLES) Oh.
2324
01:46:08,596 --> 01:46:10,054
It's that obvious, huh?
2325
01:46:10,055 --> 01:46:14,055
It's chilly, darling, and you're sweating bullets.
2326
01:46:14,446 --> 01:46:15,926
[LAUGHING]
2327
01:46:16,020 --> 01:46:18,340
What can I say? I'm...
2328
01:46:18,731 --> 01:46:20,523
I'm a drug addict.
2329
01:46:20,524 --> 01:46:22,244
I really am.
2330
01:46:22,902 --> 01:46:24,802
Cocaine, pills.
2331
01:46:25,154 --> 01:46:28,114
(CHUCKLES) Whatever it is, I'll fucking do it.
2332
01:46:28,115 --> 01:46:29,908
Now that's the truth.
2333
01:46:29,909 --> 01:46:31,242
I mean...
2334
01:46:31,243 --> 01:46:33,536
I'm a sex addict, too.
2335
01:46:33,537 --> 01:46:37,248
Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex.
2336
01:46:36,028 --> 01:46:37,388
(LAUGHS)
2337
01:46:37,249 --> 01:46:39,709
Jesus, why am I telling you all this? Why am I...
2338
01:46:39,710 --> 01:46:41,310
I'm sorry.
2339
01:46:42,087 --> 01:46:44,672
[LAUGHING] Because I'm very easy to talk to.
2340
01:46:44,673 --> 01:46:48,193
- You are. You are easy to talk to. - Mmm.
2341
01:46:48,552 --> 01:46:50,053
I suppose it's...
2342
01:46:50,054 --> 01:46:52,374
Just my job, you know.
2343
01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:54,474
All these people dependent on me.
2344
01:46:54,475 --> 01:46:57,560
Tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know.
2345
01:46:57,561 --> 01:46:59,354
Sometimes I feel like I...
2346
01:46:59,355 --> 01:47:02,732
I've bitten off more than I can chew, you know.
2347
01:47:02,733 --> 01:47:05,193
You're a man with large appetites.
2348
01:47:05,194 --> 01:47:06,494
Yeah.
2349
01:47:07,988 --> 01:47:10,240
Is she fucking hitting on me?
2350
01:47:10,241 --> 01:47:11,407
Yeah.
2351
01:47:11,408 --> 01:47:13,068
Yeah, I am.
2352
01:47:15,079 --> 01:47:18,748
I suppose I put that on myself though, right?
2353
01:47:18,749 --> 01:47:20,469
My decision.
2354
01:47:20,793 --> 01:47:22,335
It's just hard to...
2355
01:47:22,336 --> 01:47:26,756
Hard to learn to control the anxiety sometimes, you know?
2356
01:47:26,841 --> 01:47:28,741
You know, to...
2357
01:47:28,759 --> 01:47:31,679
Learn to relax and let go and...
2358
01:47:32,263 --> 01:47:34,643
To release the tension.
2359
01:47:35,307 --> 01:47:37,567
She is hitting on me.
2360
01:47:37,726 --> 01:47:39,326
Holy shit!
2361
01:47:39,436 --> 01:47:42,176
Yeah, to release the tension.
2362
01:47:45,526 --> 01:47:47,666
[LAUGHING] I suppose we, uh...
2363
01:47:47,820 --> 01:47:50,740
We all just need to learn, uh...
2364
01:48:17,704 --> 01:48:20,226
Hey, what are the citizens of Foxville Learn to do what comes naturally in life, you know? Is he fucking hitting on me? Stability, dear. Family. You take care of my niece, my love. I'll take care of everything over here.
2365
01:48:20,227 --> 01:48:21,527
Deal.
2366
01:48:23,856 --> 01:48:26,176
(MOANING) Come on! There you go.
2367
01:48:26,609 --> 01:48:27,909
Whoo!
2368
01:48:28,068 --> 01:48:31,408
We had, literally, a fuckload of money.
2369
01:48:31,822 --> 01:48:34,657
Aunt Emma could never carry all this by herself.
2370
01:48:34,658 --> 01:48:38,494
[GROANING] So I thought to myself, who else has a European passport?
2371
01:48:36,678 --> 01:48:38,218
[SCREAMING]
2372
01:48:38,495 --> 01:48:40,496
Brad, you're making this too fucking tight!
2373
01:48:40,497 --> 01:48:43,374
Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer,
2374
01:48:43,375 --> 01:48:45,668
spent his winters in the south of France,
2375
01:48:45,669 --> 01:48:47,795
which is where he met his wife, Chantalle,
2376
01:48:47,796 --> 01:48:50,596
a stripper of Slovenian origin
2377
01:48:50,841 --> 01:48:52,842
born, in of all places,
2378
01:48:52,843 --> 01:48:54,563
Switzerland.
2379
01:48:58,515 --> 01:49:00,683
Well, this is fucked.
2380
01:49:00,684 --> 01:49:02,404
Oh. No shit.
2381
01:49:06,190 --> 01:49:08,942
Like, this will take her like 50 trips.
2382
01:49:08,943 --> 01:49:10,363
I know.
2383
01:49:13,656 --> 01:49:14,989
Let me ask you something?
2384
01:49:14,990 --> 01:49:17,659
What about her family? Right?
2385
01:49:17,660 --> 01:49:20,411
I mean, they all got Swiss passports, fight
2386
01:49:20,412 --> 01:49:22,372
She's got parents, she's got a brother, right?
2387
01:49:22,373 --> 01:49:24,374
The brother's got a wife. That's five fucking people.
2388
01:49:24,375 --> 01:49:26,376
Six, seven trips, boom, right?
2389
01:49:26,377 --> 01:49:28,044
They're all fucking Swiss nitwits like her.
2390
01:49:28,045 --> 01:49:29,379
- They'll do it. - We could do that.
2391
01:49:29,380 --> 01:49:31,923
At least I have a family, you crooked-nose fuck!
2392
01:49:31,924 --> 01:49:35,144
Hey, uh, don't forget about my money.
2393
01:49:36,553 --> 01:49:37,720
I'm sorry, what's that?
2394
01:49:37,721 --> 01:49:39,263
Yeah, I forgot to tell you. He's got some...
2395
01:49:39,264 --> 01:49:41,683
- He's got some money. - My money.
2396
01:49:41,684 --> 01:49:43,977
I got a couple of mil coming in like a week.
2397
01:49:43,978 --> 01:49:48,518
When it gets in, I'll give you a call, you come pick it up.
2398
01:49:49,191 --> 01:49:51,331
You give me a call?
2399
01:49:52,236 --> 01:49:55,571
When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up.
2400
01:49:55,572 --> 01:49:57,365
(SHUSHING) Well, we don't fucking work for you, man!
2401
01:49:57,366 --> 01:49:59,026
Sweetheart,
2402
01:49:59,034 --> 01:50:00,952
you have my money taped to your tits.
2403
01:50:00,953 --> 01:50:04,233
Okay? Technically, you do work for me.
2404
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:07,834
Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk.
2405
01:50:07,835 --> 01:50:09,419
If I fucking do this, I'm telling you right now,
2406
01:50:09,420 --> 01:50:10,461
I ain't going to him, okay.
2407
01:50:10,462 --> 01:50:11,587
- I'm not a fucking shvartze. - I got it.
2408
01:50:11,588 --> 01:50:12,964
I don't do fucking pickups, all right?
2409
01:50:12,965 --> 01:50:14,090
- I got it. - Well, listen to me.
2410
01:50:14,091 --> 01:50:15,758
We meet someplace that I fucking say.
2411
01:50:15,759 --> 01:50:17,218
And you tell that fucking piece of shit,
2412
01:50:17,219 --> 01:50:18,469
- he comes correct. - I will.
2413
01:50:18,470 --> 01:50:20,847
He comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God
2414
01:50:20,848 --> 01:50:24,008
I'll mash that douchebag's teeth in.
2415
01:50:34,530 --> 01:50:35,695
Mother fucker! Mother fucker! You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth in? Whose fucking teeth are you gonna mash in? I put the money on that fucking table! Not you! I'm the reason we have this whole fucking deal! - He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! - Fuck his gun! I put that money in there! You know what? You're a fucking pill dealer.
2416
01:50:35,696 --> 01:50:38,072
I got five more just like you, bro.
2417
01:50:38,073 --> 01:50:39,866
Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit!
2418
01:50:39,867 --> 01:50:41,701
You know what else? You dress like shit!
2419
01:50:41,702 --> 01:50:42,785
So fuck you!
2420
01:50:42,786 --> 01:50:44,620
- Fucking motherfucker! - Oh! Jesus!
2421
01:50:44,621 --> 01:50:46,956
How about that, faggot? Who's a faggot?
2422
01:50:46,957 --> 01:50:49,097
You okay? Hey, pal.
2423
01:50:51,086 --> 01:50:53,963
The next day, Aunt Emma flew to Geneva.
2424
01:50:53,964 --> 01:50:56,382
Two million in cash in her carry-on,
2425
01:50:56,383 --> 01:50:57,800
which in the big picture
2426
01:50:57,801 --> 01:51:00,595
was a drop in the Swiss bucket.
2427
01:51:00,596 --> 01:51:01,971
'Cause the following month,
2428
01:51:01,972 --> 01:51:03,931
over the course of six round trips,
2429
01:51:03,932 --> 01:51:05,641
Chantalle's family and friends
2430
01:51:05,642 --> 01:51:08,742
smuggled in over 20 million in cash
2431
01:51:11,720 --> 01:51:13,080
(LAUGHS)
2432
01:51:20,604 --> 01:51:22,084
(GIGGLING)
2433
01:51:24,171 --> 01:51:25,286
(LAUGHS) Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. without even a hiccup. - And I have some more. - Really? - Here. - Oh, thank you. And here. Welcome. - Yeah, like four bags of it. - Ooh!
2434
01:51:25,287 --> 01:51:27,705
Are you Swiss-Slovakian or Swiss-Slovenian?
2435
01:51:27,706 --> 01:51:29,332
- Slovenian. - Slovenian?
2436
01:51:29,333 --> 01:51:30,708
[LAUGHING] Who cares. You're blonde.
2437
01:51:30,709 --> 01:51:32,249
Oh, stop.
2438
01:51:43,376 --> 01:51:45,396
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
2439
01:51:52,481 --> 01:51:53,689
Shit.
2440
01:51:53,690 --> 01:51:58,110
Just put the fucking car in park, you dumb fucking idiot!
2441
01:51:58,362 --> 01:52:00,071
I can't close this briefcase.
2442
01:52:00,072 --> 01:52:01,531
One fucking day.
2443
01:52:01,532 --> 01:52:03,574
One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together?
2444
01:52:03,575 --> 01:52:05,701
I'm fucked up, Brad.
2445
01:52:05,702 --> 01:52:09,282
- Gotta be fucking kidding me. - Fucked up.
2446
01:52:13,168 --> 01:52:14,752
- It's a joke. - It's a joke?
2447
01:52:14,753 --> 01:52:16,796
- I'm sober. - Jesus fucking Christ!
2448
01:52:16,797 --> 01:52:17,880
It's a fucking joke.
2449
01:52:17,881 --> 01:52:19,549
- Are you fucking stupid? - I'm not stupid.
2450
01:52:19,550 --> 01:52:21,092
You fucking drive in here like a fucking maniac,
2451
01:52:21,093 --> 01:52:23,010
you know the attention that that fucking draws?
2452
01:52:23,011 --> 01:52:25,763
- I'm not stupid. I'm smart. - Smart?
2453
01:52:25,764 --> 01:52:27,932
- I make million-dollar deals. - That right?
2454
01:52:27,933 --> 01:52:30,393
With smart important people, unlike you.
2455
01:52:30,394 --> 01:52:32,770
People who don't sucker-punch people
2456
01:52:32,771 --> 01:52:34,355
when they're scared. Okay?
2457
01:52:34,356 --> 01:52:35,815
- I'm scared, huh? - And by the way,
2458
01:52:35,816 --> 01:52:36,899
I haven't gotten an apology yet for that.
2459
01:52:36,900 --> 01:52:38,025
You want an apology, okay.
2460
01:52:38,026 --> 01:52:39,569
I check my fucking messages every day
2461
01:52:39,570 --> 01:52:40,653
- when I come home from work. - Did you?
2462
01:52:40,654 --> 01:52:41,904
- My answering machine. Zero. - Didn't get one, huh?
2463
01:52:41,905 --> 01:52:43,030
I got a blinking light,
2464
01:52:43,031 --> 01:52:44,407
because I don't have shit from you.
2465
01:52:44,408 --> 01:52:45,700
You know what, you got a big fucking mouth, okay?
2466
01:52:45,701 --> 01:52:47,034
I got my wife checking the messages
2467
01:52:47,035 --> 01:52:49,120
every 45 minutes calling the office, saying,
2468
01:52:49,121 --> 01:52:50,413
Has Brad apologized yet?
2469
01:52:50,414 --> 01:52:52,498
Is there an apology message on the machine?
2470
01:52:52,499 --> 01:52:54,125
I don't have jack shit. You know what?
2471
01:52:54,126 --> 01:52:55,626
That's not how you treat people.
2472
01:52:55,627 --> 01:52:56,752
You got a big fucking mouth, you know.
2473
01:52:56,753 --> 01:52:58,504
(SCOFFS) I'm gonna give you a fucking pass. Just give me the case.
2474
01:52:58,505 --> 01:53:00,798
You're gonna give me a pass?
2475
01:53:00,799 --> 01:53:02,466
Look, it's a figure of fucking speech.
2476
01:53:02,467 --> 01:53:05,747
Oh, my gosh. The Emperor of Fucksville
2477
01:53:05,888 --> 01:53:06,971
From Fucksville, huh?
2478
01:53:06,972 --> 01:53:08,931
Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today
2479
01:53:08,932 --> 01:53:10,474
when their Emperor's gone?
2480
01:53:10,475 --> 01:53:12,101
Is it mayhem?
2481
01:53:12,102 --> 01:53:13,978
Are people looting and raping?
2482
01:53:13,979 --> 01:53:16,063
What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here?
2483
01:53:16,064 --> 01:53:17,565
Go fuck yourself! Give me the bag.
2484
01:53:17,566 --> 01:53:19,826
You back the fuck up.
2485
01:53:20,194 --> 01:53:22,486
that I've ever caused in my life
2486
01:53:22,487 --> 01:53:24,322
if you come at me again.
2487
01:53:24,323 --> 01:53:25,990
- You know what? - Just fucking keep it down.
2488
01:53:25,991 --> 01:53:27,283
I got...
2489
01:53:27,284 --> 01:53:28,868
I don't wanna be out of line or anything,
2490
01:53:28,869 --> 01:53:31,954
but I think you like, like me. Like you...
2491
01:53:31,955 --> 01:53:33,497
Like when you come at me...
2492
01:53:33,498 --> 01:53:34,665
What's the matter with you? What the fuck is...
2493
01:53:34,666 --> 01:53:36,167
and you look at me. I swear I just noticed it.
2494
01:53:36,168 --> 01:53:37,960
You have like a fucking, like...
2495
01:53:37,961 --> 01:53:40,046
Like a twinkle. You have like a twinkle.
2496
01:53:40,047 --> 01:53:41,589
Are you trying to kiss me, bro?
2497
01:53:41,590 --> 01:53:43,257
Jesus fucking Christ.
2498
01:53:43,258 --> 01:53:45,301
- What's with you? - I have a... I don't know.
2499
01:53:45,302 --> 01:53:47,094
- It's not a homophobic thing. - All right...
2500
01:53:47,095 --> 01:53:48,888
You're just not the one for me, pal.
2501
01:53:48,889 --> 01:53:51,869
You know what I mean? It's not...
2502
01:54:01,878 --> 01:54:02,568
Jordan, Jordan! - it's not about that for me, you know. - I've heard enough. Please, I'm begging, give me the fucking case. - I'm gonna give you the case. - Give me the case. - You gotta do me one favor. - What's that? You gotta take this case, you gotta drive straight home, need you to open up the briefcase,
2503
01:54:02,569 --> 01:54:04,487
and you take out every single dollar.
2504
01:54:04,488 --> 01:54:06,530
Don't leave one dollar inside the briefcase.
2505
01:54:06,531 --> 01:54:07,740
And once you have it all
2506
01:54:07,741 --> 01:54:11,081
neatly organized outside the briefcase,
2507
01:54:17,447 --> 01:54:19,227
(SIREN WAILING)
2508
01:54:20,116 --> 01:54:22,016
(ENGINE STARTING)
2509
01:54:22,647 --> 01:54:29,647
I think, think what else is there? I think, think what else is there? I need you to take it and I need you to shove it right up your wife's Latvian cunt, you understand? - My fucking wife! - Chill! Chill, bro. Fuck. You motherfucking piece of shit! How about now? - Go, go! - Fuck!
2510
01:54:26,177 --> 01:54:27,657
[GROANING]
2511
01:54:30,086 --> 01:54:31,386
(SCREAMS) [SIREN]
2512
01:54:35,989 --> 01:54:42,989
Yes! Motherfuck! You're fucking dead! Stop! Don't move! Don't move! Stop, or I will blow you the fuck away! Drop the case! Put your hands in the air! Get down. Get down on your knees! Get down on your knees! Motherfucker!
2513
01:54:42,078 --> 01:54:43,618
[SCREAMING]
2514
01:54:48,532 --> 01:54:51,752
Jordan, do I have a surprise for you!
2515
01:54:52,202 --> 01:54:53,411
What's that?
2516
01:54:53,412 --> 01:54:55,037
Twenty real Lemmons.
2517
01:54:55,038 --> 01:54:56,289
Retired pharmacist's client of mine,
2518
01:54:56,290 --> 01:54:57,540
they've been in the safe for 15 years.
2519
01:54:57,541 --> 01:54:59,041
Are you fucking kidding me? Lemmons?
2520
01:54:59,042 --> 01:55:00,251
Ha-ha!
2521
01:55:00,252 --> 01:55:02,211
They're gonna knock us on our fucking heads.
2522
01:55:02,212 --> 01:55:04,005
When it comes to Quaaludes,
2523
01:55:04,006 --> 01:55:07,046
the Lemmon 714 was the Holy Grail.
2524
01:55:07,217 --> 01:55:08,801
- Can you believe it? - Oh, my God.
2525
01:55:08,802 --> 01:55:10,344
[LAUGHING] I thought they were like a myth.
2526
01:55:10,345 --> 01:55:12,305
Three times as powerful as anything available today.
2527
01:55:12,306 --> 01:55:13,431
Look at these babies.
2528
01:55:13,432 --> 01:55:16,100
Boy, Donnie really knew how to celebrate.
2529
01:55:16,101 --> 01:55:18,269
He said he was saving these for a special occasion.
2530
01:55:18,270 --> 01:55:20,938
Like a birthday, or being clap free,
2531
01:55:20,939 --> 01:55:24,579
or our money arriving safely in Switzerland.
2532
01:55:24,055 --> 01:55:25,475
(RETCHES)
2533
01:55:27,321 --> 01:55:28,654
So that night,
2534
01:55:28,655 --> 01:55:30,573
I cleared my schedule and I rid my body
2535
01:55:30,574 --> 01:55:33,784
of anything that could fuck with my high.
2536
01:55:33,785 --> 01:55:36,162
[PUKE] It was celebration time.
2537
01:55:36,163 --> 01:55:37,463
Okay.
2538
01:55:51,942 --> 01:55:53,888
Million! Start off with one, see how it goes? My guy says all we'll need is one. Here you go. - Salud! - Cheers. Maybe if I pull it again, it'll go down. Steve! Steve! I gotta get out of here! Carl, I think I got it figured out.
2539
01:55:53,889 --> 01:55:57,683
It must be one pull for up and two pulls for down.
2540
01:55:57,684 --> 01:55:58,984
Okay.
2541
01:56:07,277 --> 01:56:09,537
Do you feel anything?
2542
01:56:11,740 --> 01:56:12,920
No.
2543
01:56:15,619 --> 01:56:17,536
It's been 35 minutes.
2544
01:56:17,537 --> 01:56:18,777
Hmm.
2545
01:56:19,956 --> 01:56:21,457
Maybe we've built up a tolerance
2546
01:56:21,458 --> 01:56:24,078
after all these years, huh?
2547
01:56:25,420 --> 01:56:26,660
Hmm.
2548
01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:38,140
This is bullshit!
2549
01:56:38,141 --> 01:56:41,721
My metabolism's pumping. I can't feel shit!
2550
01:58:34,054 --> 01:56:58,943
You're doing this in the house, I hope you know that! You're doing this in the house, I hope you know that! They're old. You think they lost their potency, huh?
2551
01:56:58,944 --> 01:57:03,999
- You two are fucking funny friends! - Get off the phone! - You two are fucking funny friends! - Get off the phone! Check the bottle! January '81. They're fucking duds. Fuck! Let's take, uh... Let's take two more each. - Jordan. - Yeah, baby.
2552
01:57:04,000 --> 01:57:05,793
What are you two retards doing?
2553
01:57:05,794 --> 01:57:07,336
We're working out, honey.
2554
01:57:07,337 --> 01:57:09,004
Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone.
2555
01:57:09,005 --> 01:57:10,089
Okay.
2556
01:57:10,090 --> 01:57:11,930
- Okay? - Okay
2557
01:57:13,510 --> 01:57:15,136
Hey, Bo, what's going on?
2558
01:57:15,137 --> 01:57:16,345
Jordan, listen to me clearly.
2559
01:57:16,346 --> 01:57:17,805
I cannot talk to you on this phone,
2560
01:57:17,806 --> 01:57:20,126
I have to talk to you.
2561
01:57:20,600 --> 01:57:24,019
Listen to me! Leave the fucking house, Jordan,
2562
01:57:24,020 --> 01:57:25,771
and then call me from a pay phone.
2563
01:57:25,772 --> 01:57:27,815
This is not a fucking joke, Jordan.
2564
01:57:27,816 --> 01:57:29,836
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
2565
01:57:29,943 --> 01:57:31,360
- Shit. - What'd he say?
2566
01:57:31,361 --> 01:57:32,820
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
2567
01:57:32,821 --> 01:57:36,401
- I gotta go! - Is everything okay, Jordan?
2568
01:57:45,208 --> 01:57:47,042
The closest pay phone I could get to
2569
01:57:47,043 --> 01:57:50,004
was at the Brookville Country Club.
2570
01:57:50,005 --> 01:57:52,047
It was a real WASP stronghold,
2571
01:57:52,048 --> 01:57:55,448
just a mile down the road from my house.
2572
01:58:04,102 --> 01:58:05,603
Hey, Bo, what's up, it's me. What's going on?
2573
01:58:05,604 --> 01:58:06,729
I'm at a pay phone. What's going on?
2574
01:58:06,730 --> 01:58:07,938
Listen to me carefully.
2575
01:58:07,939 --> 01:58:09,815
Please. Your little friend there, Brad,
2576
01:58:09,816 --> 01:58:12,359
your little buddy, he's in jail.
2577
01:58:12,360 --> 01:58:13,736
What the fuck's he in jail for?
2578
01:58:13,737 --> 01:58:15,279
- What'd he do? - I don't know what he did.
2579
01:58:15,280 --> 01:58:16,697
My friends in Long Island told me
2580
01:58:16,698 --> 01:58:18,991
he got picked up in some fucking shopping mall.
2581
01:58:18,992 --> 01:58:20,075
He got locked up by...
2582
01:58:20,076 --> 01:58:22,411
Wait, wait. Did you... Did you say a shopping mall?
2583
01:58:22,412 --> 01:58:23,787
- Yeah. - He was with Donnie.
2584
01:58:23,788 --> 01:58:25,372
He was supposed to deliver some money,
2585
01:58:25,373 --> 01:58:26,874
- then that fucking fat piece of shit... - Listen to me!
2586
01:58:26,875 --> 01:58:27,917
I gotta go fucking talk to him right now!
2587
01:58:27,918 --> 01:58:29,960
Listen to me! Don't go! Listen to me.
2588
01:58:29,961 --> 01:58:32,671
That guy Denham, that FBI agent guy,
2589
01:58:32,672 --> 01:58:35,049
somebody told me he's got your phones tapped.
2590
01:58:35,050 --> 01:58:36,634
Your office and your home.
2591
01:58:36,635 --> 01:58:38,427
Don't talk on the motherfucking phone!
2592
01:58:38,428 --> 01:58:40,804
Okay. Fuck! I got it. I got it. I got it.
2593
01:58:40,805 --> 01:58:42,225
Jordan.
2594
01:58:42,474 --> 01:58:46,352
You didn't try to bribe this fucking FBI agent, did you?
2595
01:58:46,353 --> 01:58:48,479
No, I didn't try to bribe an FBI agent.
2596
01:58:48,480 --> 01:58:50,105
You think I'm that fucking stupid? No.
2597
01:58:50,106 --> 01:58:52,066
What the fuck did you say? I can't understand you.
2598
01:58:52,067 --> 01:58:53,967
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) Say that again.
2599
01:58:56,780 --> 01:58:59,281
(PANTING) What the fuck are you saying?
2600
01:58:59,282 --> 01:59:00,366
I said...
2601
01:59:00,367 --> 01:59:02,627
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) Are you fucking high?
2602
01:59:04,454 --> 01:59:07,194
Jordan, are you fucking high?
2603
01:59:07,916 --> 01:59:10,125
Jordan, do me a favor, stay where you are.
2604
01:59:10,126 --> 01:59:11,835
Don't get behind the wheel of the car.
2605
01:59:11,836 --> 01:59:13,462
I'm gonna send Rocco over to pick you up.
2606
01:59:13,463 --> 01:59:15,363
Jordan! Jordan!
2607
01:59:29,735 --> 01:59:31,522
You just come up and peep a house like this! After 15 years in storage, the Lemmons had developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in. But once they did... Pow! I mean, I had skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. Tell me where you are! Don't fucking drive...
2608
01:59:31,523 --> 01:59:33,524
These little bastards were so strong,
2609
01:59:33,525 --> 01:59:35,651
I discovered a whole new phase.
2610
01:59:35,652 --> 01:59:38,152
The cerebral palsy phase.
2611
01:59:39,990 --> 01:59:42,070
Come on, stand up!
2612
01:59:45,954 --> 01:59:48,154
Okay, walking's out.
2613
01:59:48,832 --> 01:59:52,472
All right, think, think. What else is there?
2614
01:59:52,544 --> 01:59:56,064
Yes! I can crawl. I can crawl like Skylar!
2615
02:00:06,588 --> 02:00:07,948
(GRUNTS)
2616
02:00:27,912 --> 02:00:31,552
Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy!
2617
02:00:37,922 --> 02:00:40,382
Think, you motherfucker, think!
2618
02:00:40,383 --> 02:00:41,623
Yes!
2619
02:00:41,801 --> 02:00:44,121
I got it! I've got it!
2620
02:00:44,304 --> 02:00:46,684
I can roll! I can roll!
2621
02:00:56,179 --> 02:00:57,539
(GROANS)
2622
02:01:06,105 --> 02:01:07,585
(GRUNTING) [GROANING]
2623
02:01:06,683 --> 02:01:08,163
[GROANING]
2624
02:01:35,968 --> 02:01:37,388
(MOANING)
2625
02:01:52,944 --> 02:01:55,024
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
2626
02:01:55,620 --> 02:01:57,040
[PANTING]
2627
02:02:03,637 --> 02:02:04,604
(JORDAN YELLING) [PHONE RINGING]
2628
02:02:04,605 --> 02:02:06,085
[SHOUTING]
2629
02:02:10,128 --> 02:02:11,848
(JORDAN YELLS)
2630
02:02:15,091 --> 02:02:16,571
(SLURRING)
2631
02:02:21,605 --> 02:02:22,109
But I had eyes on me like never before. But I had eyes on me like never before. Ah! Jordan. Oh, Jesus. Where are you? I'm at a country club! What? I'm at a country club! I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
2632
02:02:22,110 --> 02:02:23,444
Look, you need to get home.
2633
02:02:23,445 --> 02:02:26,155
Donnie is out of control! He's on the other line
2634
02:02:26,156 --> 02:02:28,115
with some Swiss guy. I don't know...
2635
02:02:28,116 --> 02:02:29,199
What?
2636
02:02:29,200 --> 02:02:31,520
Get him off the phone!
2637
02:02:32,495 --> 02:02:34,875
I can't understand you!
2638
02:02:35,331 --> 02:02:36,665
Get him
2639
02:02:36,666 --> 02:02:37,791
off
2640
02:02:37,792 --> 02:02:39,001
the phone!
2641
02:02:39,002 --> 02:02:40,335
I don't know what the fuck you're saying, Jordan.
2642
02:02:40,336 --> 02:02:43,076
(JORDAN YELLING GIBBERISH) Can you just get home? Hurry!
2643
02:02:43,286 --> 02:02:44,706
(SOBBING)
2644
02:02:51,514 --> 02:02:53,724
I was less than a mile from home.
2645
02:02:53,725 --> 02:02:56,825
I drove as slow as I fucking could.
2646
02:02:58,593 --> 02:03:00,073
(SLURRING)
2647
02:03:11,285 --> 02:03:12,326
(CAR HONKING) You gotta walk away, right? I'd seen Jell-O move faster. I was gonna give you 2 million. I's gonna be lates. You ate 2 million? Later. Get off the phone. Get off the fucking phone! Idiot!
2648
02:03:12,327 --> 02:03:15,007
Get out of the way, asshole!
2649
02:03:14,692 --> 02:03:17,192
(DONNIE SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
2650
02:03:17,081 --> 02:03:18,415
You hate 2 million?
2651
02:03:18,416 --> 02:03:21,636
No, you don't hate 2 million, Donnie.
2652
02:03:21,767 --> 02:03:23,247
[CAR HORN]
2653
02:03:22,462 --> 02:03:25,422
By some miracle, I made it home alive,
2654
02:03:25,423 --> 02:03:28,283
not a scratch on me or the car.
2655
02:03:28,539 --> 02:03:30,019
(GRUNTING)
2656
02:03:34,545 --> 02:03:37,130
(DONNIE MUMBLING , TV PLAYING)
2657
02:03:37,143 --> 02:03:38,563
(SCREAMS) Jordan?
2658
02:03:38,728 --> 02:03:40,988
Jesus fucking Christ!
2659
02:03:41,397 --> 02:03:42,981
What did you take?
2660
02:03:42,982 --> 02:03:45,302
What's wrong with you?
2661
02:03:49,268 --> 02:03:50,628
(LAUGHS)
2662
02:04:01,348 --> 02:04:08,348
(DONNIE LAUGHING) - No. - Okay! Jor! It's fucking good, right? Fucked up! Get off the phone! What the fuck, Jordan? Your daughter's in the house!
2663
02:04:06,410 --> 02:04:07,770
(LAUGHS)
2664
02:04:29,910 --> 02:04:31,450
[SCREAMING]
2665
02:04:51,247 --> 02:04:52,667
(SCREAMS)
2666
02:05:09,223 --> 02:05:10,583
(GROANS)
2667
02:05:11,893 --> 02:05:13,313
(MOANING)
2668
02:05:20,651 --> 02:05:22,011
(COUGHS)
2669
02:05:30,077 --> 02:05:31,497
(CHOKING)
2670
02:06:02,777 --> 02:06:04,197
(PANTING)
2671
02:06:09,325 --> 02:06:10,805
(GRUNTING)
2672
02:06:12,578 --> 02:06:14,058
(INHALING)
2673
02:06:26,788 --> 02:06:28,268
[GROANING]
2674
02:06:34,058 --> 02:06:35,958
(JORDAN GRUNTING)
2675
02:06:40,064 --> 02:06:41,484
(CHOKING)
2676
02:06:53,411 --> 02:06:54,831
(BLOWING)
2677
02:06:55,746 --> 02:06:57,106
(GRUNTS)
2678
02:07:03,295 --> 02:07:04,715
(GASPING)
2679
02:07:08,676 --> 02:07:10,096
(YELLING)
2680
02:07:14,923 --> 02:07:16,463
[SCREAMING]
2681
02:07:36,579 --> 02:07:37,939
(COUGHS)
2682
02:09:29,400 --> 02:09:30,880
(CHUCKLES)
2683
02:09:40,194 --> 02:09:41,674
[LAUGHING]
2684
02:10:39,720 --> 02:10:41,500
(ALL MURMURING)
2685
02:10:44,141 --> 02:10:45,741
(APPLAUDING)
2686
02:10:45,685 --> 02:04:12,442
You built it, so now preserved it!
2687
02:04:12,443 --> 02:04:13,387
You built it, so now preserved it! I hope you know that! Your fucking daughter's in the house! Yeah, it's real fucking funny, Donnie. Get off the phone! Jesus Christ, Jordan. The FBI! Hey!
2688
02:04:13,388 --> 02:04:15,168
I'm on phone!
2689
02:04:15,473 --> 02:04:18,033
Get off the fucking phone!
2690
02:04:19,602 --> 02:04:22,282
- Come here! - ...the phone.
2691
02:04:23,690 --> 02:04:27,330
Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, all right.
2692
02:04:28,778 --> 02:04:29,958
Ow!
2693
02:04:31,698 --> 02:04:33,282
I'm on the phone!
2694
02:04:33,283 --> 02:04:34,700
On the phone!
2695
02:04:34,701 --> 02:04:36,901
I know what you did,
2696
02:04:37,287 --> 02:04:38,787
you piece of shit!
2697
02:04:38,788 --> 02:04:40,448
What? What?
2698
02:04:40,582 --> 02:04:41,882
Brad!
2699
02:04:42,375 --> 02:04:43,615
Huh?
2700
02:04:43,626 --> 02:04:44,926
Brad!
2701
02:04:46,880 --> 02:04:49,260
You fucking cocksucker!
2702
02:04:53,636 --> 02:04:55,596
What did you do,
2703
02:04:55,597 --> 02:04:57,472
you piece of shit?
2704
02:04:57,473 --> 02:04:59,013
Fuck you!
2705
02:05:00,143 --> 02:05:02,643
I wanna fucking kill you!
2706
02:05:05,648 --> 02:05:07,248
I got you!
2707
02:05:31,549 --> 02:05:33,929
What the fuck happened?
2708
02:05:52,740 --> 02:05:57,629
Drives brand new Mercedes Benz. Oh, shit! Jordan? Jordan, are you all right? Donnie? Donnie? Donnie? Jordan, he's not breathing.
2709
02:05:57,630 --> 02:05:59,868
She was a single mom on the balls of her ass with an eight year old son. Oh, fuck, I don't know what to do. Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do! I can't help him! Oh, my God. Jordan. Oh, my God, I think he's choking, Jordan. Do something. - Oh, God. - Baby, I got you! He's not breathing, Jordan. You gotta do something! Shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
2710
02:05:59,869 --> 02:06:01,049
Ah!
2711
02:06:01,371 --> 02:06:02,971
I got you.
2712
02:06:19,597 --> 02:06:20,777
Oh!
2713
02:06:22,058 --> 02:06:23,718
Step aside!
2714
02:06:23,893 --> 02:06:25,373
Oh, God!
2715
02:06:27,563 --> 02:06:29,583
Move aside, baby.
2716
02:06:36,280 --> 02:06:38,300
Come on! Come on!
2717
02:10:56,086 --> 02:10:57,566
[CLAPPING]
2718
02:11:06,914 --> 02:11:08,694
(CLEARS THROAT)
2719
02:11:21,345 --> 02:11:22,645
(SIGHS)
2720
02:11:30,396 --> 02:11:32,176
(ALL MURMURING)
2721
02:11:41,348 --> 02:11:42,768
[SHOCKED]
2722
02:12:19,361 --> 02:12:21,141
(MEN WHISTLING)
2723
02:12:21,822 --> 02:12:23,422
(ALL LAUGHS)
2724
02:12:25,273 --> 02:12:26,753
[CHEERING]
2725
02:12:39,256 --> 02:12:40,736
(CHUCKLES)
2726
02:14:06,049 --> 02:07:01,376
Just like I believe in each and everyone of you here today.
2727
02:07:01,377 --> 02:07:08,377
Just like I believe in each and everyone of you here today. Come on! Jordan, he's not breathing. You gotta do something. Jordan, he's a father! He's got fucking kids! - Do something! - Yeah? Rocco, you gotta get over here. - Come on. - Call an ambulance! I don't fucking know! Just get over here! Call 911.
2728
02:07:11,315 --> 02:07:12,615
Yeah.
2729
02:07:13,860 --> 02:07:16,660
You all right? He's all right.
2730
02:07:29,417 --> 02:07:31,137
Mr. Belfort?
2731
02:07:36,591 --> 02:07:39,593
- Get the fuck out of here. - Fuck.
2732
02:07:39,594 --> 02:07:42,763
Sir, we need to ask you some questions.
2733
02:07:42,764 --> 02:07:44,806
Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you.
2734
02:07:44,807 --> 02:07:45,974
Come on, get up.
2735
02:07:45,975 --> 02:07:48,715
Get the fuck out of my house.
2736
02:08:00,856 --> 02:08:07,856
I tell you what it is. It's.. I tell you what it is. It's.. - Let's go. - I've been here all night. I been sitting here all night. What the fuck are you talking about? - Where you taking him? - Where you taking me? Where you taking him? You ain't got no warrant. Just come up in people's house like that! Did you drive your car tonight, Mr. Belfort?
2737
02:10:04,566 --> 02:08:44,281
I'm not fucking leaving! Huh? Well?
2738
02:08:44,282 --> 02:08:51,282
This is my home. This is my home. Wow! Maybe I hadn't made it home okay. Get out of the fucking way! Fuck! Did you drive that car tonight?
2739
02:08:58,435 --> 02:09:05,435
Jordan, get back here! - Yeah. - Yeah, right. I'm a family man! Family man. Honey! It was a miracle I wasn't killed, or that I didn't kill anybody else. The cops took me in for questioning, but they couldn't charge me.
2740
02:15:38,727 --> 02:15:40,507
(ALL MURMURING)
2741
02:15:46,443 --> 02:15:48,163
(ALL CHEERING)
2742
02:15:58,387 --> 02:15:59,867
[CHEERING]
2743
02:16:24,481 --> 02:16:25,901
(HUMMING)
2744
02:16:36,500 --> 02:16:37,920
(ALL HUMMING) [HUMMING]
2745
02:16:43,715 --> 02:16:45,195
[SHOUTING]
2746
02:17:06,231 --> 02:17:07,591
(CAWING)
2747
02:17:31,048 --> 02:17:32,828
(HIP-HOP MUSIC)
2748
02:17:40,349 --> 02:10:06,231
[MUSIC] Turn the offer, trust Welch on the order of SEC.
2749
02:10:06,232 --> 02:09:18,271
Turn the offer, trust Welch on the order of SEC. They had no proof I was even behind the wheel. Meanwhile, Brad did three months in jail for contempt
2750
02:09:18,272 --> 02:09:25,272
And just as Brad was released from jail too. And just as Brad was released from jail too. because he wouldn't rat Donnie out. The result, I was soot-free. But I had eyes on me like never before. You're a lucky man, Jordan. You're lucky to be alive, let alone not in jail. You know I don't believe in luck, right?
2751
02:11:31,707 --> 02:09:41,683
Massive heart attack, at 35. But it's time. Please, let me call the SEC and cut a deal
2752
02:09:41,684 --> 02:09:48,684
Not that they, have a hell of a lot in common, but, Not that they, have a hell of a lot in common, but, before your luck runs out. Wave to Daddy. Hey. Hey, sweetie. What kind of terms would you be talking about if I... I don't know.
2753
02:11:54,676 --> 02:10:03,034
Here's how we do a subpoena to substracting our funds. Here's how we do a subpoena to substracting our funds. Here's how we do a subpoena to substracting our funds. You plead guilty to a handful of securities violations, stock manipulation, high-pressure sales tactics.
2754
02:10:03,035 --> 02:10:10,035
Fuck you, Fuck you.. Fuck you, Fuck you.. Fuck you, Fuck you.. Ticky-tack shit like that, you know. You pay a couple million dollars in fines, in exchange, the SEC fucks off till the end of time. And Stratton? What happens to Stratton? There's no way... I mean... You got to walk away. Right? Let Donnie be in charge. Right. Donnie.
2755
02:10:44,023 --> 02:10:27,938
Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today. Now the FBI is another animal completely. They'll still be pursuing you for criminal wrongdoing. However, with you stepping down voluntarily, my guess is that your best friend Agent Denham
2756
02:10:27,939 --> 02:10:28,803
I got a low blood sugar, that were I thinking. I got a low blood sugar, that were I thinking. I got a low blood sugar, that were I thinking. will be standing around with his dick in his hand. Jordan. What do you have to think about? You beat them. You won! God knows you never have to work again. What're you gonna do? Spend the rest of your life in jail? - Is that what you want? - No.
2757
02:10:28,804 --> 02:10:29,971
- Of course not. - Okay.
2758
02:10:29,972 --> 02:10:32,098
Okay! You got all the money in the world.
2759
02:10:32,099 --> 02:10:33,767
You need everybody else's money?
2760
02:10:33,768 --> 02:10:36,568
- Of course not, Pops. - Well?
2761
02:11:21,797 --> 02:11:28,797
- Would you re.. remember any of those? - Would you re.. remember any of those? - You know, I built it. - I know you built it. You built it, so now preserve it. You know, five years ago, when I started Stratton Oakmont with Donnie Azoff, I knew the day would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on.
2762
02:18:34,111 --> 02:18:35,591
(CHANTING)
2763
02:18:45,804 --> 02:18:47,284
[CHEERING]
2764
02:20:01,761 --> 02:11:44,581
review if you have any memory of that.
2765
02:11:44,582 --> 02:11:51,582
review if you have any memory of that. review if you have any memory of that. And it's truly with a heavy heart that I'm here to say that... That that day is finally here. I wanna... I want to thank you all for your... Your years of loyalty and admiration. But the point is this.
2766
02:15:57,786 --> 02:12:02,754
Okey, you know we've talked to several Okey, you know we've talked to several Under Donnie's leadership,
2767
02:12:02,755 --> 02:12:03,898
Okey, you know we've talked to several Okey, you know we've talked to several along with Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg moving into key management positions, this place really is gonna be better than ever! That I promise you. Okay? Give them a round of applause. Come on. This is Ellis Island here, people. I don't care who you are, where you're from,
2768
02:12:03,899 --> 02:12:06,526
whether your relatives came over on the fucking Mayflower
2769
02:12:06,527 --> 02:12:08,737
or on an inner tube from Haiti,
2770
02:12:08,738 --> 02:12:11,072
this right here is the land of opportunity.
2771
02:12:11,073 --> 02:12:13,753
Stratton Oakmont is America!
2772
02:12:17,621 --> 02:12:19,372
All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right?
2773
02:12:19,373 --> 02:12:20,623
Yes, we do.
2774
02:12:20,624 --> 02:12:21,833
Fuck you.
2775
02:12:21,834 --> 02:12:23,752
Come on, Kimmie.
2776
02:12:23,753 --> 02:12:25,337
What you probably didn't know is,
2777
02:12:25,338 --> 02:12:27,255
Kimmie was one of the first brokers here,
2778
02:12:27,256 --> 02:12:30,056
one of Stratton's original 20.
2779
02:12:30,259 --> 02:12:32,218
Now most of you met Kimmie,
2780
02:12:32,219 --> 02:12:35,597
the beautiful sophisticated woman that she is today.
2781
02:12:35,598 --> 02:12:38,938
A woman that wears $3,000 Armani suits.
2782
02:12:40,686 --> 02:12:43,906
Who drives a brand-new Mercedes-Benz.
2783
02:12:43,939 --> 02:12:45,857
A woman who spends
2784
02:12:45,858 --> 02:12:47,400
her winters in the Bahamas
2785
02:12:47,401 --> 02:12:50,081
and summers in the Hamptons!
2786
02:12:54,492 --> 02:12:57,472
That's not the Kimmie that I met.
2787
02:12:59,663 --> 02:13:04,383
The Kimmie that I met didn't have two nickels to rub together.
2788
02:13:04,668 --> 02:13:07,003
She was a single mom on the balls of her ass
2789
02:13:07,004 --> 02:13:08,922
with an 8-year-old son.
2790
02:13:08,923 --> 02:13:12,683
Okay? She was three months behind on her rent.
2791
02:13:12,968 --> 02:13:16,788
And when she came to me and asked me for a job,
2792
02:17:26,189 --> 02:13:40,611
Let's just not jump to conclusions before we know what's going on. she asked for a $5,000 advance
2793
02:13:40,612 --> 02:13:43,915
- Gimme that goddamn phone, just.. - Don't! - Gimme that goddamn phone, just.. - Don't! just so she could pay her son's tuition. And what'd I do, Kimmie? Go on, tell them. You wrote me a check for $25,000. That's right. Thank you.
2794
02:13:43,916 --> 02:13:46,416
And you know why that is?
2795
02:13:49,004 --> 02:13:51,864
It's because I believed in you.
2796
02:13:53,008 --> 02:13:56,348
It's because I believed in you, Kimmie,
2797
02:14:56,407 --> 02:14:22,756
Steve-Cock-Sucking-Motherfucker-Madden Shoes. just like I believe in each and every one of you here today. - I fucking love you, Jordan! - I fucking love you.
2798
02:14:22,757 --> 02:14:29,757
the fed and he was try to take advantage. the fed and he was try to take advantage. I fucking love you! I love you. I fucking love you, too! I fucking love you, too! And I love all of you! And I love all of you from the bottom of my heart. - I fucking love you, too. - I mean that. You are the shit. You are the fucking shit.
2799
02:21:50,932 --> 02:21:52,712
(NAOMI SOBBING)
2800
02:21:52,335 --> 02:14:46,545
They will fuckin' freak me, they're gonna
2801
02:14:46,546 --> 02:14:53,546
They will fuckin' freak me, they're gonna It's a shame, you know. For years, I've been telling you guys never to take no for an answer, right? You know, to keep pushing, to never hang up the phone until you get what you want. Because you all deserve it.
2802
02:15:46,392 --> 02:15:15,553
They will fuckin' freak me, they're gonna You know, this fucking deal that I'm about to sign barring me from the securities industry, barring me from Stratton,
2803
02:15:15,554 --> 02:15:22,554
- You got it? - Yes, I got it. - You got it? - Yes, I got it. - You got it? - Yes, I got it. my home. What the fuck is that, you know? I'll tell you what it is. It's... It's me taking no for an answer, you know. It's them... It's them selling me, not the other way around. It's me being a hypocrite is what it is.
2804
02:15:23,307 --> 02:15:24,607
So...
2805
02:16:30,995 --> 02:16:10,183
- Just wait, I can't.. - Baby, baby, baby.. You know what? I'm not leaving. I'm not fucking leaving!
2806
02:16:10,184 --> 02:16:11,813
I just got a call from my cousin, Betty, I just got a call from my cousin, Betty, You're not getting a fucking promotion! The show goes on! This is my home! They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here! They're gonna need to send in the National Guard or fucking SWAT team
2807
02:16:11,814 --> 02:16:14,554
'cause I ain't going nowhere!
2808
02:17:10,422 --> 02:17:13,499
million dollars stock in a Swiss bank account. Fuck them! Jordy! Jordy! Jordy! Get back here! Hey! Give me that. What is this? Ramar of the Jungle, for Christ sake?
2809
02:17:13,500 --> 02:17:16,480
Paddy D, mazel tov, you Irishman.
2810
02:17:16,503 --> 02:17:20,048
Jordan Belfort just welched on his deal with the SEC.
2811
02:17:20,049 --> 02:17:23,389
He is back in the ocean. Happy hunting.
2812
02:17:35,606 --> 02:17:37,982
It was our time to party big.
2813
02:17:37,983 --> 02:17:41,444
And just as Brad was released from jail, too.
2814
02:17:41,445 --> 02:17:43,821
I apologized, even offered to pay him
2815
02:17:43,822 --> 02:17:46,032
for his time in the can.
2816
02:17:46,033 --> 02:17:48,201
But he said no, that he was out.
2817
02:17:48,202 --> 02:17:50,119
He didn't want any part of us.
2818
02:17:50,120 --> 02:17:51,829
Sad thing was,
2819
02:17:51,830 --> 02:17:53,414
two years later
2820
02:17:53,415 --> 02:17:55,135
he was dead.
2821
02:17:55,250 --> 02:17:58,290
Massive heart attack. Thirty-five.
2822
02:17:58,420 --> 02:18:00,680
Same age Mozart died.
2823
02:18:00,881 --> 02:18:04,217
Not that they have a hell of a lot in common, but...
2824
02:18:04,218 --> 02:18:07,798
Anyway, I don't know why that came to mind.
2825
02:18:08,681 --> 02:18:09,931
Within days,
2826
02:18:09,932 --> 02:18:12,392
subpoenas started flying.
2827
02:18:12,393 --> 02:18:15,770
Notices to produce documents, depositions, you name it.
2828
02:18:15,771 --> 02:18:17,897
Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough.
2829
02:18:17,898 --> 02:18:20,441
United States government wants to give me a subpoena?
2830
02:18:20,442 --> 02:18:24,622
Here's what we do with subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont!
2831
02:18:29,451 --> 02:18:31,891
Fuck you, USA! Fuck you!
2832
02:18:32,162 --> 02:18:34,122
Fuck you! Fuck you!
2833
02:18:34,123 --> 02:18:35,663
Fuck you!
2834
02:18:41,880 --> 02:18:43,060
Oh!
2835
02:18:43,674 --> 02:18:45,574
Jordan Belfort.
2836
02:18:58,306 --> 02:18:59,522
I just had to get there by tomorrow or lose 25 million dollars. Alden. That's a nice name. Thank you very much for that. - What kind of name is that? - That is my name. I do not recall that. I do not recall that. Okay? Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today. Are you gonna finish the rest of that Danish?
2837
02:18:59,523 --> 02:19:00,815
- Can I have that Danish? - No, no, go ahead.
2838
02:19:00,816 --> 02:19:02,608
They interrogated everybody.
2839
02:19:02,609 --> 02:19:04,318
I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing.
2840
02:19:04,319 --> 02:19:05,528
It went on for months.
2841
02:19:05,529 --> 02:19:07,655
It was a total fucking harassment.
2842
02:19:07,656 --> 02:19:09,323
Tell him to proceed with the questions.
2843
02:19:09,324 --> 02:19:11,826
But not a single Strattonite cracked.
2844
02:19:11,827 --> 02:19:13,578
Gladys Carrera?
2845
02:19:13,579 --> 02:19:15,204
Doesn't ring a bell.
2846
02:19:15,205 --> 02:19:17,999
Sorry, I have no recommendation of that.
2847
02:19:18,000 --> 02:19:19,083
No.
2848
02:19:19,084 --> 02:19:20,168
No idea.
2849
02:19:20,169 --> 02:19:22,754
I don't recall that transaction. You guys have any milk?
2850
02:19:22,755 --> 02:19:24,655
Absolutely not.
2851
02:19:25,132 --> 02:19:27,008
Francis Sortigi you called so many times
2852
02:19:27,009 --> 02:19:29,343
I just thought you might remember that.
2853
02:19:29,344 --> 02:19:30,887
Would you remember any of those?
2854
02:19:30,888 --> 02:19:32,722
- I do not recall any of that. - This Abdul...
2855
02:19:32,723 --> 02:19:35,016
I do not... No, I don't recall.
2856
02:19:35,017 --> 02:19:36,726
It was a long phone call.
2857
02:19:36,727 --> 02:19:38,519
I just wondered if you have any memory of that.
2858
02:19:38,520 --> 02:19:40,354
Okay. You know we've talked to several
2859
02:19:40,355 --> 02:19:41,731
of the employees at this firm
2860
02:19:41,732 --> 02:19:43,024
and nobody can recall anything
2861
02:19:43,025 --> 02:19:45,151
about this Steve Madden IPO.
2862
02:19:45,152 --> 02:19:47,172
I think it's Odd.
2863
02:19:48,238 --> 02:19:49,530
Do you recall
2864
02:19:49,531 --> 02:19:50,823
Cartage Corporation?
2865
02:19:50,824 --> 02:19:52,064
Mmm.
2866
02:19:52,242 --> 02:19:53,576
You do recall it?
2867
02:19:53,577 --> 02:19:55,453
No, I don't recall that at all.
2868
02:19:55,454 --> 02:19:59,040
Excuse me. I have to ask. Is that your real hair?
2869
02:19:59,041 --> 02:20:01,209
Are you gonna say anything about that?
2870
02:20:01,210 --> 02:20:02,585
Are you gonna comment on my hair?
2871
02:20:02,586 --> 02:20:04,378
Is that how we're doing... Is this personal questions?
2872
02:20:04,379 --> 02:20:08,859
I'm just wondering why you would wear something like that.
2873
02:20:21,174 --> 02:20:23,356
Hold on, baby. Sorry. I don't recall that company. Can I get you anything else, gentlemen? Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition which requires me to drink one of those every 15 minutes, please. We were specifically advised not to leave the country. So, we took our wives to Italy.
2874
02:20:23,357 --> 02:20:25,817
We figured we were safer working from overseas
2875
02:20:25,818 --> 02:20:27,276
giving orders to Rugrat.
2876
02:20:27,277 --> 02:20:29,570
Nobody could arrest us and nobody could prove
2877
02:20:29,571 --> 02:20:31,614
I was still running Stratton from a yacht.
2878
02:20:31,615 --> 02:20:32,949
Hey, Rugrat.
2879
02:20:32,950 --> 02:20:34,242
- Oh! - Bonjour.
2880
02:20:34,243 --> 02:20:36,285
You bald-headed eagle, how you doing?
2881
02:20:36,286 --> 02:20:37,370
Donnie, Donnie, listen!
2882
02:20:37,371 --> 02:20:38,746
We have a problem, okay.
2883
02:20:38,747 --> 02:20:42,083
Your friend, Steve Madden, is unloading shares.
2884
02:20:42,084 --> 02:20:44,210
What are you saying? Who told you that?
2885
02:20:44,211 --> 02:20:45,837
- What's going on? - He's doing it, Donnie!
2886
02:20:45,838 --> 02:20:48,422
He said that Steve Madden's unloading shares.
2887
02:20:48,423 --> 02:20:50,091
Who told you that? It's bullshit!
2888
02:20:50,092 --> 02:20:52,009
Give me that goddamn phone.
2889
02:20:52,010 --> 02:20:53,761
What's going on?
2890
02:20:53,762 --> 02:20:55,930
Jordan, look. I'm watching the screen
2891
02:20:55,931 --> 02:20:58,766
and huge chunks of Steve Madden are being sold, okay.
2892
02:20:58,767 --> 02:21:00,852
It's not coming from us, so it's gotta be Steve.
2893
02:21:00,853 --> 02:21:02,979
He's the only person with that many shares.
2894
02:21:02,980 --> 02:21:04,063
It's Donnie. Call me back, all right.
2895
02:21:04,064 --> 02:21:05,147
Donnie, your little friend
2896
02:21:05,148 --> 02:21:06,482
is trying to fuck me, you know that.
2897
02:21:06,483 --> 02:21:08,276
Your little friend is trying to fuck me right in the ass.
2898
02:21:08,277 --> 02:21:09,944
- Get him on the phone now! - We don't know anything yet.
2899
02:21:09,945 --> 02:21:11,821
Let's not jump to conclusions.
2900
02:21:11,822 --> 02:21:13,614
Even though I owned 85%
2901
02:21:13,615 --> 02:21:16,784
of Steve-cocksucking- motherfucking-Madden Shoes,
2902
02:21:16,785 --> 02:21:19,120
the shares were in his fucking name.
2903
02:21:19,121 --> 02:21:21,414
This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with the feds
2904
02:21:21,415 --> 02:21:23,291
and was trying to take advantage.
2905
02:21:23,292 --> 02:21:24,834
Talk to me, man. How do you wanna play this?
2906
02:21:24,835 --> 02:21:26,669
I want you to get all our clients on the phone right now
2907
02:21:26,670 --> 02:21:28,087
and have them start selling Steve Madden.
2908
02:21:28,088 --> 02:21:29,630
We're gonna drive that fucking price down!
2909
02:21:29,631 --> 02:21:31,465
Do you hear me? Shut the fuck up!
2910
02:21:31,466 --> 02:21:33,009
This is your fucking friend from high school.
2911
02:21:33,010 --> 02:21:35,177
If that little fucking prick thinks he can fuck with me,
2912
02:21:35,178 --> 02:21:37,847
we'll turn his company into a penny stock! You hear me?
2913
02:21:37,848 --> 02:21:39,348
- You got it? - Yes. I got it!
2914
02:21:39,349 --> 02:21:40,892
Let's just not jump to conclusions
2915
02:21:40,893 --> 02:21:43,753
before we know what's going on.
2916
02:22:02,261 --> 02:22:09,261
And you get to dance. And you get to dance. Captain Ted! Hang up your phones! Everybody, hey! Turn the boat around! We're going home! Baby! Baby, what happened? I just... Sweetheart, what's going on?
2917
02:22:14,999 --> 02:22:18,220
flew into the engine, three people killed. Aunt Emma... Just wait. I can't... What's going on? Why you crying? - She's dead! - Who? Who's dead? I just got a call from my cousin Betty. Yeah? Aunt Emma is dead.
2918
02:22:18,221 --> 02:22:21,307
- Are you fucking kidding me? - No.
2919
02:22:21,308 --> 02:22:23,208
You're serious?
2920
02:22:23,226 --> 02:22:25,645
Oh, my God! Baby, that's...
2921
02:22:25,646 --> 02:22:27,186
Oh, fuck!
2922
02:22:27,189 --> 02:22:29,023
Oh, sweetheart, that's just...
2923
02:22:29,024 --> 02:22:30,441
Fucking heart attack!
2924
02:22:30,442 --> 02:22:32,109
Boom, snap, gone.
2925
02:22:32,110 --> 02:22:34,850
Shuffled off her mortal coil.
2926
02:23:06,341 --> 02:23:07,701
(LAUGHS)
2927
02:23:14,391 --> 02:23:16,471
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
2928
02:23:26,025 --> 02:23:27,925
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH) [SPEAKING FRENCH]
2929
02:23:34,869 --> 02:23:36,769
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
2930
02:23:37,917 --> 02:23:39,817
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
2931
02:25:15,345 --> 02:25:16,705
(LAUGHS)
2932
02:25:25,605 --> 02:25:27,565
(THUNDER CRACKING)
2933
02:25:38,169 --> 02:25:40,129
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
2934
02:25:42,831 --> 02:25:44,431
(OVER RADIO)
2935
02:26:15,071 --> 02:26:16,671
(WHISPERING)
2936
02:26:20,743 --> 02:26:22,163
(SOBBING)
2937
02:26:53,776 --> 02:26:55,736
(GLASS SHATTERING)
2938
02:27:25,642 --> 02:27:27,062
(SCREAMS)
2939
02:27:28,978 --> 02:27:30,578
(PEPPY SONG)
2940
02:27:34,984 --> 02:27:37,544
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
2941
02:27:37,419 --> 02:27:38,959
[SCREAMING]
2942
02:27:41,328 --> 02:27:42,628
[MUSIK]
2943
02:27:47,373 --> 02:27:49,153
[CHOPPER SOUND]
2944
02:28:15,332 --> 02:28:16,872
[EXPLOSION]
2945
02:28:29,205 --> 02:28:31,225
(INFOMERCIAL MUSIC)
2946
02:29:11,466 --> 02:25:59,599
And there is no secret to well creation. And there is no secret to well creation.
2947
02:25:59,600 --> 02:22:57,182
And there is no secret to well creation. And $20 million stuck in a Swiss bank account.
2948
02:22:57,183 --> 02:23:01,588
No matter who you are. No matter where you came from. No matter who you are. No matter where you came from. The last time I talked to her she was fine! - She's not that old. - Oh, God! Baby, oh, God! That's so fucking terrible! Oh, fuck! It is terrible.
2949
02:23:01,589 --> 02:23:08,589
Not to survive, but to thrive. Not to survive, but to thrive. Your aunt was such an elegant, attractive woman. My condolences to you and your family. Yes. We're absolutely devastated. Thank you so much for your condolences. Now where does that leave us in regard to her account exactly?
2950
02:23:11,183 --> 02:23:12,316
Straight line perssuasion system seminar. Does it go into probate or what? Not to worry, Jordan. Not to worry. Your aunt, before she died, signed a document naming you as her successor. She did? Fantastic! Well, that's good news! Well, not as of yet.
2951
02:23:12,317 --> 02:23:15,417
What does that mean? Not as of yet?
2952
02:23:16,738 --> 02:23:18,572
I can't seem to hear you.
2953
02:23:18,573 --> 02:23:21,409
I must have bad reception. Are you speaking English?
2954
02:23:21,410 --> 02:23:24,203
- Very... Now. Fast. Very fast. - Fast?
2955
02:23:24,204 --> 02:23:27,184
I have to get to Switzerland now?
2956
02:23:28,000 --> 02:23:30,167
Speak English! Fucking speak English!
2957
02:23:30,168 --> 02:23:31,585
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Quiet, okay?
2958
02:23:31,586 --> 02:23:33,087
Take your suit, take your dick, okay,
2959
02:23:33,088 --> 02:23:34,880
- and move your ass! Please. - Okay.
2960
02:23:34,881 --> 02:23:36,901
Move my ass! Yes!
2961
02:23:53,508 --> 02:24:00,508
you lazy, you should get a job at McDonalds. I gotta say, these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers. Within minutes, he had me set up with a forger who could fake Aunt Emma's signature. You American shit! I just had to get there by tomorrow, or lose $20 million.
2962
02:24:04,105 --> 02:24:04,952
Don't you sit in a home or the life you dreamed will fly right pass. We're going to Monaco! - Monaco? Now? - Yes, baby. We're going to Monaco, so then we can go to Switzerland, okay? - But her aunt just died. - I realize that. But I have business in Switzerland. I need to go to Switzerland right now. Bottom line. Sorry.
2963
02:24:04,953 --> 02:24:07,246
We gotta get to London.
2964
02:24:07,247 --> 02:24:08,787
Why? Why?
2965
02:24:09,958 --> 02:24:11,250
The funeral!
2966
02:24:11,251 --> 02:24:13,044
Yeah, but babe. Look, look...
2967
02:24:13,045 --> 02:24:15,880
I loved your aunt more than anyone in the entire world.
2968
02:24:15,881 --> 02:24:17,661
I really did.
2969
02:24:17,924 --> 02:24:20,217
But she's dead now, sweetie.
2970
02:24:20,218 --> 02:24:22,511
She's dead and she's not going anywhere.
2971
02:24:22,512 --> 02:24:23,804
She'll still be dead by the time
2972
02:24:23,805 --> 02:24:25,556
we get to London, okay?
2973
02:24:25,557 --> 02:24:27,391
Captain Ted! Captain Ted, all right, look.
2974
02:24:27,392 --> 02:24:29,310
We're going to Monaco. Monaco now, okay?
2975
02:24:29,311 --> 02:24:30,394
Monaco, right.
2976
02:24:30,395 --> 02:24:32,354
We're going to Monaco so that we can drive to Switzerland
2977
02:24:32,355 --> 02:24:33,773
so they don't stamp our passports.
2978
02:24:33,774 --> 02:24:35,691
Take care of business here, we'll drive back to Monaco,
2979
02:24:35,692 --> 02:24:37,485
take a flight over to London to catch the funeral
2980
02:24:37,486 --> 02:24:39,028
and be in New York in three fucking business days!
2981
02:24:39,029 --> 02:24:40,321
That's the fucking plan.
2982
02:24:40,322 --> 02:24:42,782
I just want you to know that we might run into some chop.
2983
02:24:42,783 --> 02:24:45,034
Chop? We can fucking handle chop, right?
2984
02:24:45,035 --> 02:24:46,535
I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht.
2985
02:24:46,536 --> 02:24:47,953
No, no, no. We're not going anywhere
2986
02:24:47,954 --> 02:24:51,114
unless he says it's safe, all right.
2987
02:25:02,087 --> 02:25:03,969
Benihana? Benihana? Benihana? - Don't worry about the chop. - It's safe. You don't know shit about chop. Oh, really? And you do? You're a fucking expert on that. I'll chop your fucking credit card in half. How about that? Chop is fine. Trust me. Chop is fine. Is chop fine, Captain Ted? Uh... Yeah. I mean, if we take it slow.
2988
02:25:03,970 --> 02:25:05,179
Yeah, we're gonna take it slow.
2989
02:25:05,180 --> 02:25:06,847
It's a little uncomfortable. Tell them it's safe.
2990
02:25:06,848 --> 02:25:08,140
It's gonna be safe.
2991
02:25:08,141 --> 02:25:10,351
We'll batten down the hatches
2992
02:25:10,352 --> 02:25:11,811
and secure the deck.
2993
02:25:11,812 --> 02:25:15,356
And we're looking at a few... Maybe a few broken dishes.
2994
02:25:15,357 --> 02:25:16,816
Few broken dishes.
2995
02:25:16,817 --> 02:25:18,067
What's a few broken dishes?
2996
02:25:18,068 --> 02:25:19,443
Does that sound fucking awesome or what?
2997
02:25:19,444 --> 02:25:20,903
No. Not really.
2998
02:25:20,904 --> 02:25:22,279
We're gonna have a fucking good time!
2999
02:25:22,280 --> 02:25:24,115
Let's go to fucking Monaco now!
3000
02:25:24,116 --> 02:25:26,856
Let's fucking move! Let's go!
3001
02:25:30,705 --> 02:25:32,185
Hold On!
3002
02:25:34,918 --> 02:25:38,018
What the fuck is going on out here?
3003
02:25:38,046 --> 02:25:40,714
The Jet Skis just went overboard!
3004
02:25:40,715 --> 02:25:42,842
Oh, Jesus Christ! Honey, you okay?
3005
02:25:42,843 --> 02:25:45,052
Gale warning! Gale warning!
3006
02:25:45,053 --> 02:25:48,453
The waves are 20 feet high and building!
3007
02:26:00,044 --> 02:26:00,651
Can't leave the house, you know. Can't leave the house, you know. Turn around, let's go the other fucking way. - We can't! - Go! We'll get broad-sided. It'll tip over! I am a master diver. You hear that? I'm a master diver! No one's gonna fucking die! I got you, baby. I got you. Trust me, okay?
3008
02:26:00,652 --> 02:26:02,027
I love you.
3009
02:26:02,028 --> 02:26:04,029
I love you, baby. Just hold on tight.
3010
02:26:04,030 --> 02:26:05,114
Okay.
3011
02:26:05,115 --> 02:26:06,535
Donnie!
3012
02:26:07,742 --> 02:26:09,076
Hold on, baby!
3013
02:26:09,077 --> 02:26:10,497
Donnie!
3014
02:26:13,623 --> 02:26:16,063
- What? - Hold on, baby.
3015
02:26:29,307 --> 02:26:29,930
No you know. Get the fucking ludes. I don't wanna die, Jordan! I did a lot of bad shit. I'm going to hell, Jordan! I fucked up! I fucked up so bad! Get the ludes! Downstairs! What are you saying? Fuck!
3016
02:26:29,931 --> 02:26:31,182
Get the ludes!
3017
02:26:31,183 --> 02:26:32,892
I can't go down there, Jordan. It's flooded.
3018
02:26:32,893 --> 02:26:34,226
It's three feet of water down there!
3019
02:26:34,227 --> 02:26:36,487
I will not die sober!
3020
02:30:32,578 --> 02:27:01,017
How much you got me? How much you got me? How much you got me? How much you got me? How much you got me? How much you got me? Get those fucking ludes!
3021
02:27:01,018 --> 02:27:04,340
The house, money, don't worry about it I got you. Okay! - Go! - Okay - Where's he going? - Hold on, baby! Donnie! Is he fucking crazy? He's just warning everybody! Jesus Christ!
3022
02:27:04,341 --> 02:27:05,633
Hold on!
3023
02:27:05,634 --> 02:27:07,134
Get away from the window!
3024
02:27:07,135 --> 02:27:08,636
Rogue wave!
3025
02:27:08,637 --> 02:27:09,762
Mayday!
3026
02:27:09,763 --> 02:27:12,431
This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi!
3027
02:27:12,432 --> 02:27:14,350
- We are going down! - I got 'em!
3028
02:27:14,351 --> 02:27:15,951
I got 'em!
3029
02:27:16,770 --> 02:27:18,354
Give me one for the nerves!
3030
02:27:18,355 --> 02:27:19,605
We're going down!
3031
02:27:19,606 --> 02:27:21,857
This is a fucking Mayday!
3032
02:27:21,858 --> 02:27:24,778
We require immediate assistance!
3033
02:27:25,654 --> 02:27:27,134
Hold on!
3034
02:27:27,280 --> 02:27:28,880
Watch out!
3035
02:27:40,168 --> 02:27:43,003
The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians
3036
02:27:43,004 --> 02:27:46,674
is that they feed you, make you drink red wine,
3037
02:27:46,675 --> 02:27:48,995
then you get to dance.
3038
02:30:42,839 --> 02:30:44,259
(SOBBING)
3039
02:30:47,718 --> 02:30:49,618
(CAMERA CLICKING)
3040
02:30:55,568 --> 02:30:56,928
[CRYING]
3041
02:31:03,568 --> 02:31:04,988
(YELLING)
3042
02:31:32,388 --> 02:31:33,868
(GIGGLING)
3043
02:31:44,089 --> 02:28:26,891
Like kill myself. Did you see that?
3044
02:28:26,892 --> 02:28:31,593
There is a term and we don't like to use it unless circumtances dictate.. There is a term and we don't like to use it unless circumtances dictate.. That was the plane I sent to come get us. I shit you not, it exploded when a seagull flew into the engine. Three people killed. You want a sign from God? Well, after all this, I finally got the message.
3045
02:28:31,594 --> 02:28:35,347
Do you dream of becoming financially independent
3046
02:28:35,348 --> 02:28:38,058
but struggle every month just to pay your bills?
3047
02:28:38,059 --> 02:28:40,019
Would you like to own a home like this,
3048
02:28:40,020 --> 02:28:42,229
but can barely afford to pay your rent?
3049
02:28:42,230 --> 02:28:43,939
My name is Jordan Belfort,
3050
02:28:43,940 --> 02:28:46,066
and there's no secret to wealth creation.
3051
02:28:46,067 --> 02:28:47,401
No matter who you are,
3052
02:28:47,402 --> 02:28:48,736
no matter where you came from,
3053
02:28:48,737 --> 02:28:51,280
you too can become financially independent
3054
02:28:51,281 --> 02:28:53,115
in just a matter of months.
3055
02:28:53,116 --> 02:28:55,367
All you need is a strategy.
3056
02:28:55,368 --> 02:28:57,077
When I was 24 years old,
3057
02:28:57,078 --> 02:29:00,956
I made a decision not just to survive, but to thrive.
3058
02:29:00,957 --> 02:29:03,500
At first I didn't feel like deals like these were possible.
3059
02:29:03,501 --> 02:29:07,046
But we have the house and we have a $33,000 profit.
3060
02:29:07,047 --> 02:29:08,255
I certainly believe now.
3061
02:29:08,256 --> 02:29:09,757
Think about it for a second.
3062
02:29:09,758 --> 02:29:11,925
If you don't have the guts to attend Jordan Belfort's
3063
02:29:11,926 --> 02:29:14,178
Straight Line Persuasion System seminar,
3064
02:29:14,179 --> 02:29:15,846
then how do you expect to make any money?
3065
02:29:15,847 --> 02:29:17,598
If you want to be a millionaire someday,
3066
02:29:17,599 --> 02:29:19,683
have some guts. Make a decision.
3067
02:29:19,684 --> 02:29:21,018
Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me
3068
02:29:21,019 --> 02:29:22,519
because I worked hard for it.
3069
02:29:22,520 --> 02:29:24,063
And if it doesn't work for you,
3070
02:29:24,064 --> 02:29:25,147
it's because you're lazy.
3071
02:29:25,148 --> 02:29:26,440
And you should get a job at McDonald's.
3072
02:29:26,441 --> 02:29:29,401
There's nobody holding you back from financial freedom.
3073
02:29:29,402 --> 02:29:32,363
And there's nobody stopping you from making millions.
3074
02:29:32,364 --> 02:29:33,697
Don't just sit at home,
3075
02:29:33,698 --> 02:29:37,818
or the life of your dreams will sail right past you.
3076
02:29:39,120 --> 02:29:42,160
I changed all these people's lives
3077
02:29:52,718 --> 02:29:54,385
- No, you want me to rat. - Yes, we want you to rat. - No, you want me to rat. - Yes, we want you to rat. and I can change yours, too! So come to my seminar! The life of your dreams is only... Good to see you again, Jordan. You're under arrest! You gotta be joking! You're kidding me. Hey, get the fuck away from me!
3078
02:29:54,386 --> 02:29:55,719
Turn that camera off.
3079
02:29:55,720 --> 02:29:57,805
I'm fucking shooting a fucking infomercial here,
3080
02:29:57,806 --> 02:29:59,306
you fucking cocksucker!
3081
02:29:59,307 --> 02:30:01,058
- Fuck you, you motherfucker! - Shut the fucking camera off.
3082
02:30:01,059 --> 02:30:02,935
You don't got shit on me, you hear me!
3083
02:30:02,936 --> 02:30:04,061
Go fuck yourself!
3084
02:30:04,062 --> 02:30:06,522
I'm making an honest living, you fucking piece of shit!
3085
02:30:06,523 --> 02:30:07,648
Hey, Jordan,
3086
02:30:07,649 --> 02:30:09,608
let me give you a little legal advice.
3087
02:30:09,609 --> 02:30:11,110
Shut the fuck up!
3088
02:30:11,111 --> 02:30:12,694
Oh, fuck you, you fucking prick!
3089
02:30:12,695 --> 02:30:16,455
I'm making an honest living, you motherfucker!
3090
02:30:17,075 --> 02:30:18,617
I clean up my act.
3091
02:30:18,618 --> 02:30:21,245
I did rehab. I'm a TV personality.
3092
02:30:21,246 --> 02:30:24,081
I'm sober for two years. And this happens!
3093
02:30:24,082 --> 02:30:26,375
Rugrat goes and gets busted down in Miami.
3094
02:30:26,376 --> 02:30:27,709
I'm Swiss, I'm not communist.
3095
02:30:27,710 --> 02:30:29,503
And guess who the fuck with? Saurel.
3096
02:30:29,504 --> 02:30:30,629
- You gonna beat me? - No, sir.
3097
02:30:30,630 --> 02:30:32,965
Yeah, I know your country. You're gonna beat me.
3098
02:30:32,966 --> 02:30:34,758
I mean, what are the fucking odds?
3099
02:30:34,759 --> 02:30:37,511
There had to be 10,000 Swiss bankers in Geneva,
3100
02:30:37,512 --> 02:30:39,179
and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough
3101
02:30:39,180 --> 02:30:41,348
to get himself arrested on U. S. soil.
3102
02:30:41,349 --> 02:30:42,769
I know.
3103
02:30:42,851 --> 02:30:44,631
I'm so sorry.
3104
02:30:46,438 --> 02:30:47,729
Even more fucked
3105
02:30:47,730 --> 02:30:49,189
- was that he got busted
3106
02:30:49,190 --> 02:30:50,941
for shit that had nothing to do with me.
3107
02:30:50,942 --> 02:30:52,609
It had nothing to fucking do with me.
3108
02:30:52,610 --> 02:30:54,695
Something about laundering drug money
3109
02:30:54,696 --> 02:30:57,865
through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki,
3110
02:30:57,866 --> 02:31:00,033
you know, the founder of Benihana.
3111
02:31:00,034 --> 02:31:01,493
Benihana.
3112
02:31:01,494 --> 02:31:03,574
Beni-fucking-hana!
3113
02:31:05,415 --> 02:31:06,498
Why?
3114
02:31:06,499 --> 02:31:07,916
Why, why, God?
3115
02:31:07,917 --> 02:31:09,501
Why would you be so cruel
3116
02:31:09,502 --> 02:31:12,129
as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants
3117
02:31:12,130 --> 02:31:14,090
to take me down?
3118
02:31:15,800 --> 02:31:18,385
Long story short. Saurel rats me out.
3119
02:31:18,386 --> 02:31:21,555
But not before he rats out Brad's wife, Chantalle,
3120
02:31:21,556 --> 02:31:23,223
who, it turns out, he'd been fucking
3121
02:31:23,224 --> 02:31:26,324
every time she went to Switzerland!
3122
02:31:27,645 --> 02:31:31,465
- No, no, no, it's impossible. - Oui, oui, oui.
3123
02:31:32,400 --> 02:31:34,234
- All right! - Ah!
3124
02:31:34,235 --> 02:31:36,069
One count engaging in conspiracy
3125
02:31:36,070 --> 02:31:37,821
to commit securities fraud.
3126
02:31:37,822 --> 02:31:40,115
Two counts securities fraud.
3127
02:31:40,116 --> 02:31:43,660
One count engaging in conspiracy to commit money laundering.
3128
02:31:43,661 --> 02:31:45,996
Twenty-one counts money laundering.
3129
02:31:45,997 --> 02:31:48,977
One count obstruction of justice.
3130
02:31:49,417 --> 02:31:52,037
Bail is set at $10 million.
3131
02:32:22,186 --> 02:32:23,450
Well it's just fucking convinience for Well it's just fucking convinience for Uncle Donnie's here! Rocky. How you doing? Woof. I hate that fucking dog. Yeah, he's getting old and decrepit. Starting to shit in the house again. - Me, too. - Come here, buddy. Ah, fuck. - It's good to see you, pal. - Yeah, you, too.
3132
02:32:23,451 --> 02:32:24,701
Good to see you.
3133
02:32:24,702 --> 02:32:26,782
Sit down. Oh, man.
3134
02:32:29,123 --> 02:32:31,208
How you doing, brother?
3135
02:32:31,209 --> 02:32:32,749
(SIGHING) You know.
3136
02:32:32,794 --> 02:32:34,514
Shitty, pal.
3137
02:32:34,546 --> 02:32:37,046
But I'm hanging in there.
3138
02:32:38,007 --> 02:32:40,634
My new piece of jewelry. Check that out.
3139
02:32:40,635 --> 02:32:43,095
Can't leave the house, you know?
3140
02:32:43,096 --> 02:32:46,223
Starting to get cabin fever already.
3141
02:32:46,224 --> 02:32:48,124
Fucking Rugrat.
3142
02:32:48,351 --> 02:32:49,768
That wig-wearing faggot.
3143
02:32:49,769 --> 02:32:51,979
I can't believe that fucking guy. I wanna kill him.
3144
02:32:51,980 --> 02:32:54,648
Swear to God, I want to choke him to death.
3145
02:32:54,649 --> 02:32:57,269
Irresponsible little prick.
3146
02:32:56,973 --> 02:32:58,333
(SCOFFS)
3147
02:32:58,111 --> 02:33:00,487
I'll tell you one thing.
3148
02:33:00,488 --> 02:33:03,588
I'm never eating at Benihana again.
3149
02:33:03,825 --> 02:33:06,865
I don't care whose birthday it is.
3150
02:33:07,412 --> 02:33:10,272
Where's Naomi? How's she doing?
3151
02:33:25,241 --> 02:33:26,346
You think I will let my kids near you. You think I will let my kids near you. That's her in the house there. You could say hi, but she probably won't wave back. Naomi, sweetheart! What's up her ass? - Is she mad at me? - No, you know... We probably have to mortgage the house in order to make bail. Probably end up selling the thing
3152
02:33:26,347 --> 02:33:28,599
in order to pay for all the lawyers.
3153
02:33:28,600 --> 02:33:31,351
It's been a nightmare, buddy, to tell you the truth.
3154
02:33:31,352 --> 02:33:33,854
What are you gonna do, right?
3155
02:33:33,855 --> 02:33:36,732
Anyway, how's Stratton? That's more important.
3156
02:33:36,733 --> 02:33:37,899
How's morale?
3157
02:33:37,900 --> 02:33:40,652
They all pissed off 'cause they have to make money legally now?
3158
02:33:40,653 --> 02:33:42,446
- Jordan. - Hmm?
3159
02:33:42,447 --> 02:33:44,990
I got the founding partners together.
3160
02:33:44,991 --> 02:33:48,031
I talked to them about everything.
3161
02:33:48,119 --> 02:33:49,959
And I got you.
3162
02:33:49,996 --> 02:33:52,706
What do you mean, you got me?
3163
02:33:52,707 --> 02:33:56,707
The house, money, don't worry about it. I got you.
3164
02:34:01,424 --> 02:34:02,591
All right.
3165
02:34:02,592 --> 02:34:04,672
I love you, buddy.
3166
02:34:11,047 --> 02:34:12,527
(LAUGHING)
3167
02:34:18,075 --> 02:34:25,075
I'll take her with me. - You know I'd do it for you, right? - I know. - You know that, right? - I know. I could fucking kiss you all over. All right, enough, enough. You want a beer, pal? What are you drinking? I got this non-alcoholic shit. What's that?
3168
02:34:33,739 --> 02:34:34,581
- Get out of here. - Open the fucking door. - Get out of here. - Open the fucking door. A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol. - It's a beer? - Yeah, with no alcohol. But if you drink enough, if you drink a lot, they get you fucked up? No, there's no alcohol. That's the fucking point. I'm not a scientist. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I can get you a beer if you want a fucking beer.
3169
02:34:34,582 --> 02:34:36,833
I know, but I don't drink. You remember?
3170
02:34:36,834 --> 02:34:38,085
I don't drink anymore.
3171
02:34:38,086 --> 02:34:40,466
Oh, you wanna go inside
3172
02:34:40,660 --> 02:34:42,200
(CHUCKLING)
3173
02:34:52,909 --> 02:34:55,602
It's alright. and blow some lines of baking powder? Or baking soda... Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. - Yeah. - I love it. How's being sober? - Fucking sucks. - Boring, right? So boring. I wanna kill myself. There's a term, and we don't like to use it
3174
02:34:55,603 --> 02:34:57,145
unless circumstances dictate,
3175
02:34:57,146 --> 02:34:59,231
and I think they do dictate in this case,
3176
02:34:59,232 --> 02:35:00,732
and the term is Grenada.
3177
02:35:00,733 --> 02:35:02,317
Have you ever heard of Grenada?
3178
02:35:02,318 --> 02:35:03,485
No. No, I haven't.
3179
02:35:03,486 --> 02:35:05,112
Grenada's very interesting because
3180
02:35:05,113 --> 02:35:07,114
it is a small island nation
3181
02:35:07,115 --> 02:35:10,742
that was invaded by the United States of America in 1983.
3182
02:35:10,743 --> 02:35:12,911
It's about 90,000 people.
3183
02:35:12,912 --> 02:35:15,412
And essentially, it means
3184
02:35:15,915 --> 02:35:17,958
this case is unloseable.
3185
02:35:17,959 --> 02:35:19,126
Okay?
3186
02:35:19,127 --> 02:35:20,794
So, you know, we can come in,
3187
02:35:20,795 --> 02:35:22,754
we can have our dick hanging out of our pants.
3188
02:35:22,755 --> 02:35:23,964
Nobody gives a fuck.
3189
02:35:23,965 --> 02:35:25,716
I'm gonna win.
3190
02:35:25,717 --> 02:35:27,257
You, sir.
3191
02:35:28,636 --> 02:35:30,596
Are what's known
3192
02:35:31,389 --> 02:35:33,169
as a Grenada.
3193
02:35:51,929 --> 02:35:58,929
For the next 6 hour I came up with the list. Hmm. You're looking at real prison time. Hmm. Money laundering can get you as much as 20 years. And our case couldn't be stronger if we caught you shoving cash in your mattress.
3194
02:36:08,415 --> 02:36:15,415
Was Donnie. Is that right? Hey, Jordan. Jordan. Your rotting away in jail till your kids get out of college, that's not our ambition here. There's other people involved in this, too. We think they need to see their day in court as well.
3195
02:36:20,760 --> 02:36:22,300
(CHUCKLING)
3196
02:36:34,657 --> 02:36:32,561
I grew up with this guy and he betrays me like that. Why do I sense there's an offer in the air? Look at him. He's got a sense. What are you, Kreskin? Full cooperation. He provides us with a comprehensive list of all the co-conspirators spanning the last seven years, and he also agrees to wear a wire.
3197
02:36:32,562 --> 02:36:39,562
But um.. Account. But um.. Account. Wait... Did you just say wear a wire? A wire. Mmm-hmm. What does that mean? You want me to rat? Is that it? No, I want you to cooperate. - No. You want me to rat, right? - Yes. We want you to rat. That's fucking exactly what we want you to do. To rat.
3198
02:36:39,957 --> 02:36:41,875
How was Cristy's party?
3199
02:36:41,876 --> 02:36:43,176
Fine.
3200
02:37:00,004 --> 02:37:03,647
So, what else is. So, what else is. So, what else is. Good. Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. I have some really, really great news. Mmm-hmm. Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. I know that already. Right. Exactly. You never did anything wrong in the first place, right?
3201
02:37:03,648 --> 02:37:06,525
It turns out, all the FBI really
3202
02:37:06,526 --> 02:37:08,966
wants from me is to, uh,
3203
02:37:21,359 --> 02:37:28,359
I need you to get dress. I need you to get dress. I need you to get dress. to cooperate. You know? Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street, I could save the government years of heartache, not to mention - countless dollars. - Mmm-hmm.
3204
02:38:40,649 --> 02:38:42,189
(MURMURING)
3205
02:38:53,912 --> 02:37:45,575
And in returned I got 3 years some hell hole in Nevada I never hear of. And in returned I got 3 years some hell hole in Nevada I never hear of. And in returned I got 3 years some hell hole in Nevada I never hear of. And in returned I got 3 years some hell hole in Nevada I never hear of. And in returned I got 3 years some hell hole in Nevada I never hear of. And in returned I got 3 years some hell hole in Nevada I never hear of. But it gets even better, babe. Because if I do decide to cooperate, I might only be looking at four short years,
3206
02:37:45,576 --> 02:37:48,024
I wanna fucked that meat. I wanna fucked that meat. I wanna fucked that meat. in which case, you know, we could start fresh, maybe sell the house. And any fines that I'd have to pay wouldn't be due till after I serve my term, so we'd still have plenty of money left over, you know? Mmm-hmm. The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit is this whole idea of having to
3207
02:37:48,025 --> 02:37:50,277
give information about my friends.
3208
02:37:50,278 --> 02:37:53,613
Like you said, There's no friends on Wall Street. Right?
3209
02:37:53,614 --> 02:37:55,615
Right. Right. Exactly.
3210
02:37:55,616 --> 02:37:57,284
There's a silver lining to that, too, honey.
3211
02:37:57,285 --> 02:38:00,145
Because they said eventually...
3212
02:39:43,184 --> 02:39:50,184
Belfort on your feet. Eventually everyone's gonna have to give information on this case. So, at the end of the day, it might not even be a factor. You know? Well, that's good news. Right?
3213
02:39:45,464 --> 02:39:46,944
(GRUNTING)
3214
02:39:49,259 --> 02:39:50,559
(GASPS)
3215
02:39:57,142 --> 02:39:58,622
(LAUGHING)
3216
02:41:00,205 --> 02:41:01,625
(SIGHING)
3217
02:41:40,913 --> 02:41:42,333
(PANTING)
3218
02:41:44,750 --> 02:41:47,070
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
3219
02:41:52,508 --> 02:41:53,988
(SNORTING)
3220
02:42:00,891 --> 02:42:02,371
(CHUCKLES)
3221
02:43:06,456 --> 02:43:08,596
(GARAGE DOOR OPENING)
3222
02:43:25,434 --> 02:43:27,334
(ENGINE STARTING)
3223
02:43:37,738 --> 02:43:39,518
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
3224
02:44:45,083 --> 02:38:29,134
I forgot I was rich. I forgot I was rich. Yeah, yeah.
3225
02:38:29,135 --> 02:38:31,318
And I lived in the place where everything was for sale. I'm really happy for you. What do you mean, happy for me, sweetheart? You should be happy for the both of us. Right? - Yeah, right. - All right. Come here, baby. Give me a kiss, sweetheart. Jordan... Oh, come on, baby. I haven't made love to you in so long. Please.
3226
02:38:31,319 --> 02:38:33,820
- No. Jordan, stop it. - Come on, honey, please.
3227
02:38:33,821 --> 02:38:36,021
No! Jordan, stop it!
3228
02:38:36,991 --> 02:38:40,511
I've loved you since the moment I saw you.
3229
02:38:43,122 --> 02:38:45,582
I fucking hate you, Jordan.
3230
02:38:45,583 --> 02:38:48,863
- Get off me! - Baby... Don't do that.
3231
02:38:49,003 --> 02:38:51,421
You know how much I love you, right?
3232
02:38:51,422 --> 02:38:54,042
Stop that, sweetie. Please.
3233
02:38:58,846 --> 02:39:01,406
You wanna fuck me, Jordan?
3234
02:39:02,642 --> 02:39:04,722
You wanna fuck me?
3235
02:39:05,353 --> 02:39:06,653
Good.
3236
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,020
Sell me this pen.
3237
02:39:06,520 --> 02:39:08,060
Go ahead.
3238
02:39:08,356 --> 02:39:10,616
Go ahead and fuck me.
3239
02:39:11,359 --> 02:39:13,902
I want you to fuck me real hard.
3240
02:39:13,903 --> 02:39:16,696
I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time.
3241
02:39:16,697 --> 02:39:18,073
- Why are you moving like that? - Come on.
3242
02:39:18,074 --> 02:39:19,157
Please hold still.
3243
02:39:19,158 --> 02:39:20,784
'Cause I want you to come for me, baby.
3244
02:39:20,785 --> 02:39:22,202
Come on, babe.
3245
02:39:22,203 --> 02:39:23,745
Come for me, baby.
3246
02:39:23,746 --> 02:39:25,038
I want you to come for me
3247
02:39:25,039 --> 02:39:26,623
like it's the last fucking time.
3248
02:39:26,624 --> 02:39:28,166
- Yeah? - Yeah.
3249
02:39:28,167 --> 02:39:30,835
Come on, baby. Come for me. Come for me, baby.
3250
02:39:30,836 --> 02:39:32,045
Come on, baby.
3251
02:39:32,046 --> 02:39:33,421
- Yeah? - Yeah.
3252
02:39:33,422 --> 02:39:35,465
- Yeah, baby, come. - You want me to come for you?
3253
02:39:35,466 --> 02:39:36,766
Yeah.
3254
02:39:37,468 --> 02:39:39,511
- You want me to come for you? - Yeah!
3255
02:39:39,512 --> 02:39:42,492
Huh? You want me to come for you?
3256
02:39:43,683 --> 02:39:45,475
Oh, God, baby. Yeah!
3257
02:39:45,476 --> 02:39:47,496
Oh, God. Oh, God.
3258
02:39:49,271 --> 02:39:50,751
Oh, God.
3259
02:39:53,818 --> 02:39:55,178
Jesus.
3260
02:39:58,698 --> 02:40:00,073
Oh, baby.
3261
02:40:00,074 --> 02:40:02,634
That was so fucking great!
3262
02:40:02,702 --> 02:40:04,182
Oh, God!
3263
02:40:06,330 --> 02:40:08,710
That was the last time.
3264
02:40:08,749 --> 02:40:10,792
What do you mean, baby?
3265
02:40:10,793 --> 02:40:14,613
I mean that was the last time we ever have sex.
3266
02:40:14,755 --> 02:40:17,375
What are you talking about?
3267
02:40:18,843 --> 02:40:20,863
I want a divorce.
3268
02:40:22,096 --> 02:40:24,139
What do you mean, you want a divorce?
3269
02:40:24,140 --> 02:40:26,266
What's that supposed to mean, you want a divorce?
3270
02:40:26,267 --> 02:40:28,518
Get off me! I want a divorce.
3271
02:40:28,519 --> 02:40:29,853
You just made love to me.
3272
02:40:29,854 --> 02:40:31,021
What the fuck is wrong with you?
3273
02:40:31,022 --> 02:40:34,002
I don't love you anymore, Jordan!
3274
02:40:34,608 --> 02:40:36,928
Oh, you don't love me?
3275
02:40:36,986 --> 02:40:38,695
You don't love me anymore, huh?
3276
02:40:38,696 --> 02:40:40,989
Well, isn't that just fucking convenient for you!
3277
02:40:40,990 --> 02:40:42,949
Now that I'm under federal indictment,
3278
02:40:42,950 --> 02:40:44,951
with an electronic bracelet around my ankle,
3279
02:40:44,952 --> 02:40:46,786
now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore.
3280
02:40:46,787 --> 02:40:48,872
- Is that right? - No, no.
3281
02:40:48,873 --> 02:40:51,207
What kind of person are you? Tell me.
3282
02:40:51,208 --> 02:40:52,542
You married me!
3283
02:40:52,543 --> 02:40:54,127
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
3284
02:40:54,128 --> 02:40:55,879
Jordan, this is how it's gonna go.
3285
02:40:55,880 --> 02:40:58,131
I'm gonna take custody of the kids.
3286
02:40:58,132 --> 02:41:00,216
If you agree to the divorce right now,
3287
02:41:00,217 --> 02:41:01,801
I will allow visitation.
3288
02:41:01,802 --> 02:41:03,720
- Okay? Don't try to fight it. - Oh, my God.
3289
02:41:03,721 --> 02:41:05,221
It'll save us both a lot of money
3290
02:41:05,222 --> 02:41:08,682
and I got a feeling you're gonna need it.
3291
02:41:09,435 --> 02:41:12,729
You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. You hear me?
3292
02:41:12,730 --> 02:41:14,230
I've already talked to the lawyer.
3293
02:41:14,231 --> 02:41:15,482
He said even if you don't get convicted,
3294
02:41:15,483 --> 02:41:16,733
I've got a good chance of getting them.
3295
02:41:16,734 --> 02:41:17,901
I got news for you.
3296
02:41:17,902 --> 02:41:19,652
You're not fucking taking my children,
3297
02:41:19,653 --> 02:41:21,821
you vicious fucking cunt, you!
3298
02:41:21,822 --> 02:41:23,907
Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
3299
02:41:23,908 --> 02:41:26,159
You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids!
3300
02:41:26,160 --> 02:41:27,744
You hear me? Fuck you!
3301
02:41:27,745 --> 02:41:31,265
You're not fucking taking my fucking kids!
3302
02:41:39,090 --> 02:41:40,930
Fucking bitch!
3303
02:41:43,344 --> 02:41:45,184
Fucking whore!
3304
02:41:49,058 --> 02:41:52,638
Fucking bitch! Piece of shit fucking whore!
3305
02:42:00,903 --> 02:42:03,403
Look at yourself, Jordan.
3306
02:42:03,781 --> 02:42:05,031
You're sick!
3307
02:42:05,032 --> 02:42:06,282
You're a sick man!
3308
02:42:06,283 --> 02:42:08,368
Fuck you! I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids!
3309
02:42:08,369 --> 02:42:10,954
You think I would let my kids near you?
3310
02:42:10,955 --> 02:42:12,205
Look at yourself!
3311
02:42:12,206 --> 02:42:13,748
You know what my lawyer said?
3312
02:42:13,749 --> 02:42:17,335
My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan.
3313
02:42:17,336 --> 02:42:20,672
Twenty fucking years! You're never gonna see the kids again!
3314
02:42:20,673 --> 02:42:21,923
You don't think I'm not gonna see my...
3315
02:42:21,924 --> 02:42:23,800
No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids!
3316
02:42:23,801 --> 02:42:26,052
You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh?
3317
02:42:26,053 --> 02:42:28,793
Don't you fucking touch them!
3318
02:42:28,889 --> 02:42:31,509
Don't you fucking touch me!
3319
02:42:32,393 --> 02:42:35,728
Sweetheart? You're coming on a trip with Daddy, all right?
3320
02:42:35,729 --> 02:42:38,829
You're coming on a trip with Daddy.
3321
02:42:40,484 --> 02:42:42,819
Don't you fucking touch her, Jordan.
3322
02:42:42,820 --> 02:42:46,220
I swear to God, I will fucking kill you!
3323
02:42:48,242 --> 02:42:49,576
It's all right, baby.
3324
02:42:49,577 --> 02:42:50,910
You and Daddy are gonna go
3325
02:42:50,911 --> 02:42:52,370
on a little trip together, okay?
3326
02:42:52,371 --> 02:42:53,997
- A little trip together. - Violet!
3327
02:42:53,998 --> 02:42:55,165
Violet!
3328
02:42:55,166 --> 02:42:57,417
- Get the key! Get the key! - I got it!
3329
02:42:57,418 --> 02:42:59,127
Jordan, you open this fucking door
3330
02:42:59,128 --> 02:43:02,046
- right now! Open the door! - Put your seat belt on.
3331
02:43:02,047 --> 02:43:03,423
There you go. Get your legs in.
3332
02:43:03,424 --> 02:43:05,175
I'm taking her with me!
3333
02:43:05,176 --> 02:43:06,467
I told you I'm taking her with me,
3334
02:43:06,468 --> 02:43:07,886
you fucking bitch!
3335
02:43:07,887 --> 02:43:11,389
You're not gonna stop me! You're not gonna stop me!
3336
02:43:11,390 --> 02:43:13,892
We're going on a little trip, honey.
3337
02:43:13,893 --> 02:43:15,313
No! No!
3338
02:43:15,978 --> 02:43:17,437
Get the hell out of here!
3339
02:43:17,438 --> 02:43:19,689
Leave that baby alone!
3340
02:43:19,690 --> 02:43:21,941
Violet! Garage door! Close it!
3341
02:43:21,942 --> 02:43:23,151
Mommy!
3342
02:43:23,152 --> 02:43:25,445
- Get out of here! - Open the fucking door!
3343
02:43:25,446 --> 02:43:26,806
Mommy!
3344
02:43:30,451 --> 02:43:31,631
No!
3345
02:43:39,376 --> 02:43:41,996
Oh, Lord! Oh, my heavens...
3346
02:43:42,213 --> 02:43:43,588
Get the baby!
3347
02:43:43,589 --> 02:43:45,789
Naomi, get the baby!
3348
02:43:46,467 --> 02:43:48,176
- Mommy. - Honey, it's okay.
3349
02:43:48,177 --> 02:43:49,552
It's gonna be okay.
3350
02:43:49,553 --> 02:43:52,533
Oh, Mr. Jordan has lost his mind.
3351
02:43:52,556 --> 02:43:54,432
- Baby... - It's all right, honey.
3352
02:43:54,433 --> 02:43:56,100
She all right?
3353
02:43:56,101 --> 02:43:58,121
Is she all right?
3354
02:43:58,145 --> 02:43:59,979
What's the matter with you?
3355
02:43:59,980 --> 02:44:02,000
Is she all right?
3356
02:44:08,656 --> 02:44:10,156
Paragraph 1.
3357
02:44:10,157 --> 02:44:11,741
The defendant shall plead guilty
3358
02:44:11,742 --> 02:44:13,576
to all counts of the indictment
3359
02:44:13,577 --> 02:44:15,245
currently pending against him
3360
02:44:15,246 --> 02:44:17,288
in the United States District Court
3361
02:44:17,289 --> 02:44:19,457
for the Eastern District of New York.
3362
02:44:19,458 --> 02:44:20,667
Paragraph 2.
3363
02:44:20,668 --> 02:44:21,960
Talk normally.
3364
02:44:21,961 --> 02:44:23,586
The defendant shall participate
3365
02:44:23,587 --> 02:44:25,255
in undercover activities...
3366
02:44:25,256 --> 02:44:26,464
Breathe normally.
3367
02:44:26,465 --> 02:44:28,341
Including wearing a recording device,
3368
02:44:28,342 --> 02:44:30,093
also known as a wire...
3369
02:44:30,094 --> 02:44:32,345
After five minutes, you'll forget you even have it on.
3370
02:44:32,346 --> 02:44:33,513
In conjunction with the investigation...
3371
02:44:33,514 --> 02:44:35,181
Fucking brutal.
3372
02:44:35,182 --> 02:44:36,516
Quit your bitching.
3373
02:44:36,517 --> 02:44:38,476
Paragraph 4. The defendant must not commit,
3374
02:44:38,477 --> 02:44:40,687
or attempt to commit, any further crimes.
3375
02:44:40,688 --> 02:44:44,274
Please. Let me just sign the fucking thing already.
3376
02:44:44,275 --> 02:44:45,875
Thank you.
3377
02:44:48,570 --> 02:44:49,862
Just here?
3378
02:44:49,863 --> 02:44:51,763
That'd be good.
3379
02:44:53,117 --> 02:44:54,325
Thank you.
3380
02:44:54,326 --> 02:44:56,766
It wasn't even a choice.
3381
02:44:56,996 --> 02:45:00,290
For the next six hours, I came up with a list.
3382
02:45:00,291 --> 02:45:03,251
Friends, enemies, business associates.
3383
02:45:03,252 --> 02:45:05,044
Anybody who 'd ever known me
3384
02:45:05,045 --> 02:45:07,965
or taken so much as a stock tip.
3385
02:45:07,411 --> 02:45:09,131
(ALL CHEERING)
3386
02:45:12,886 --> 02:45:15,266
(CHANTING) Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!
3387
02:45:17,016 --> 02:45:20,296
(HOWLING) The first name on the list was Donnie.
3388
02:45:20,549 --> 02:45:22,449
(DONNIE LAUGHING) [CHEERING]
3389
02:45:21,451 --> 02:45:22,931
[CHEERING]
3390
02:45:22,187 --> 02:45:23,730
Jordan, do you know how good it is
3391
02:45:23,731 --> 02:45:25,690
to have you back in this office?
3392
02:45:25,691 --> 02:45:27,817
It's not the same when you're gone.
3393
02:45:27,818 --> 02:45:29,610
It's sad, you understand? It's like...
3394
02:45:29,611 --> 02:45:31,154
That fucking Steve Madden, huh?
3395
02:45:31,155 --> 02:45:32,405
I can't...
3396
02:45:32,406 --> 02:45:34,282
Swear to God, I can't even think about it.
3397
02:45:34,283 --> 02:45:36,242
Every time I think about him, my blood boils.
3398
02:45:36,243 --> 02:45:38,036
I can't even say his name.
3399
02:45:38,037 --> 02:45:39,662
- I know. - It's, like, disgusting.
3400
02:45:39,663 --> 02:45:42,081
I grew up with this guy and he betrays me like that.
3401
02:45:42,082 --> 02:45:43,291
Ugh!
3402
02:45:43,292 --> 02:45:46,752
He ever get back to you about that, um...
3403
02:45:47,004 --> 02:45:49,144
About that account?
3404
02:45:54,595 --> 02:45:55,720
You remember.
3405
02:45:55,721 --> 02:45:57,764
It was like 4 or 5 mil, something like that, right?
3406
02:45:57,765 --> 02:46:01,645
He was supposed to kick back 4 or 5 mil, was it?
3407
02:46:05,356 --> 02:46:06,898
Actually, I was...
3408
02:46:06,899 --> 02:46:08,358
I was fucked up, Jordan,
3409
02:46:08,359 --> 02:46:09,942
- so I don't really remember. - Yeah.
3410
02:46:09,943 --> 02:46:12,143
Yeah, right. Stupid.
3411
02:46:12,613 --> 02:46:14,238
Well, if he calls you,
3412
02:46:14,239 --> 02:46:17,339
you make sure and contact me, okay?
3413
02:46:18,452 --> 02:46:20,203
(STAMMERING) - Yeah. Of course. - Yeah.
3414
02:46:20,204 --> 02:46:23,064
Of course, yeah. No, of course.
3415
02:46:25,709 --> 02:46:29,253
You gonna eat that last piece of yellowtail, bud?
3416
02:46:29,254 --> 02:46:31,394
No, it's all yours.
3417
02:46:31,799 --> 02:46:33,699
Can I get this?
3418
02:46:35,636 --> 02:46:37,776
So, what else is...
3419
02:46:40,140 --> 02:46:42,225
Well, how's Naomi and everything?
3420
02:46:42,226 --> 02:46:43,684
You know how it is.
3421
02:46:43,685 --> 02:46:46,245
She hates my fucking guts.
3422
02:46:47,523 --> 02:46:49,603
How's Hildy? Good?
3423
02:46:50,067 --> 02:46:51,526
She's still alive, so
3424
02:46:51,527 --> 02:46:53,694
my life is fucked, you know?
3425
02:46:53,695 --> 02:46:54,995
Yeah.
3426
02:46:56,978 --> 02:46:58,758
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
3427
02:47:01,703 --> 02:47:03,363
Mr. Jordan.
3428
02:47:03,414 --> 02:47:04,654
Mmm?
3429
02:47:04,873 --> 02:47:07,458
Mr. Jordan, you got a visitor.
3430
02:47:07,459 --> 02:47:08,759
What?
3431
02:47:08,961 --> 02:47:11,221
[KNOCKING DOOR] You've got a visitor.
3432
02:47:12,661 --> 02:47:14,501
(SIGHING DEEPLY)
3433
02:47:26,228 --> 02:47:28,354
I need you to get dressed.
3434
02:47:28,355 --> 02:47:31,155
Why? What the fuck's going on?
3435
02:47:35,571 --> 02:47:37,831
You're going to jail.
3436
02:47:49,334 --> 02:47:50,585
All right.
3437
02:47:50,586 --> 02:47:52,128
I'll get some clothes on.
3438
02:47:52,129 --> 02:47:55,049
We'll give you a hand with that.
3439
02:48:03,223 --> 02:48:04,523
Okay.
3440
02:48:12,220 --> 02:48:14,240
(DOOR BANGING OPEN)
3441
02:48:16,528 --> 02:48:17,768
FBI!
3442
02:48:17,997 --> 02:48:19,839
[MUSIC] Everybody sit down. Put your hands
3443
02:48:19,840 --> 02:48:21,866
where they can be seen, and shut up!
3444
02:48:21,867 --> 02:48:23,659
Don't you fucking touch me.
3445
02:48:23,660 --> 02:48:25,870
Get your fucking hands off me!
3446
02:48:25,871 --> 02:48:28,551
Don't get out of your seats!
3447
02:48:40,844 --> 02:48:43,044
It's fucking Chanel!
3448
02:48:44,461 --> 02:48:46,241
(ALL CLAMORING)
3449
02:48:55,108 --> 02:48:57,248
I gave up everyone.
3450
02:48:57,361 --> 02:48:58,945
And in return,
3451
02:48:58,946 --> 02:49:04,086
I got three years in some hellhole in Nevada I'd never even heard of.
3452
02:49:05,202 --> 02:49:08,122
Like my pops, Mad Max, had said,
3453
02:49:08,330 --> 02:49:11,490
The chickens had come home to roost.
3454
02:49:12,334 --> 02:49:15,074
Whatever the fuck that means.
3455
02:49:17,931 --> 02:49:19,707
I hope Your Honor would agree
3456
02:49:19,708 --> 02:49:21,734
that Mr. Belfort has distinguished himself
3457
02:49:21,735 --> 02:49:23,603
in terms of his cooperation.
3458
02:49:23,604 --> 02:49:26,130
Mr. Belfort has helped the government win convictions
3459
02:49:26,131 --> 02:49:29,231
of over two dozen serious offenders
3460
02:49:29,485 --> 02:49:31,686
and helped them recover millions of dollars
3461
02:49:31,687 --> 02:49:35,927
to be made available for restitution to their victims.
3462
02:49:37,201 --> 02:49:38,943
The sentence of the court shall be
3463
02:49:38,944 --> 02:49:41,624
36 months in federal prison.
3464
02:49:42,864 --> 02:49:45,544
Please remand the defendant.
3465
02:49:47,202 --> 02:49:48,802
I'm sorry.
3466
02:49:50,694 --> 02:49:52,714
(HANDCUFFS LOCKING)
3467
02:49:51,832 --> 02:49:53,552
That's okay.
3468
02:50:41,256 --> 02:50:43,799
I'm not ashamed to admit it.
3469
02:50:43,800 --> 02:50:45,718
When we arrived at the prison,
3470
02:50:45,719 --> 02:50:48,339
I was absolutely terrified.
3471
02:50:48,680 --> 02:50:50,097
Belfort, on your feet.
3472
02:50:50,098 --> 02:50:52,538
But I needn't have been.
3473
02:50:52,643 --> 02:50:55,863
You see, for a brief fleeting moment,
3474
02:50:55,937 --> 02:50:58,497
I 'd forgotten I was rich.
3475
02:50:59,024 --> 02:51:03,204
And I lived in a place where everything was for sale.
3476
02:51:04,988 --> 02:51:07,740
Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?
3477
02:51:07,741 --> 02:51:10,743
So listen. I've met some bad motherfuckers in my life.
3478
02:51:10,744 --> 02:51:12,161
I'm talking about rock stars,
3479
02:51:12,162 --> 02:51:14,146
professional athletes, gangsters.
3480
02:51:14,147 --> 02:51:16,323
I'm telling you, some real bad motherfuckers.
3481
02:51:16,324 --> 02:51:18,542
But this guy, my good friend,
3482
02:51:18,543 --> 02:51:21,379
Mr. Jordan Belfort, is the single
3483
02:51:21,380 --> 02:51:24,600
baddest motherfucker I have ever met.
3484
02:51:24,716 --> 02:51:26,509
So I want you right now
3485
02:51:26,510 --> 02:51:29,720
to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome
3486
02:51:29,721 --> 02:51:31,389
for my good friend
3487
02:51:31,390 --> 02:51:34,183
and the world's greatest sales trainer,
3488
02:51:34,184 --> 02:51:36,324
(APPLAUSE) Mr. Jordan Belfort!
3489
02:51:36,966 --> 02:51:38,986
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
3490
02:51:47,406 --> 02:51:49,006
Thank you.
3491
02:51:50,939 --> 02:51:52,359
(SIGHING) [CLAPING]
3492
02:51:52,003 --> 02:51:53,423
[CLAPING]
3493
02:52:11,638 --> 02:52:13,658
Sell me this pen.
3494
02:52:17,978 --> 02:52:19,638
(STAMMERING) It's, uh...
3495
02:52:20,313 --> 02:52:22,356
It's an amazing pen.
3496
02:52:22,357 --> 02:52:25,037
For professionals, it's a...
3497
02:52:27,654 --> 02:52:29,674
Sell me this pen.
3498
02:52:30,407 --> 02:52:31,657
Well, it's a nice pen.
3499
02:52:31,658 --> 02:52:33,033
You can use the pen
3500
02:52:33,034 --> 02:52:37,094
to write down thoughts from your life so you can...
3501
02:52:38,081 --> 02:52:39,501
Sell me
3502
02:52:39,875 --> 02:52:41,415
this pen.
3503
02:52:43,420 --> 02:52:44,840
Well...
3504
02:52:45,005 --> 02:52:48,885
This pen works and I personally love this pen...
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