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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Hey!
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KERRY CASTELLABATE:
Hi, how are you?
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- Good to see you.
- CONNOR ROY:
Oh, here's the old man.
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'Kay.
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Here he is.
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Looks good in there, huh?
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LOGAN ROY: Mm.
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CONNOR: Happy birthday, Pa.
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♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
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ROMAN ROY: Yeah,
let's-- let's move on
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and put this in the--
in the "no" pile.
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Can you tell me your idea
with this one? Just so I know
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what the thinking was
behind this branding?
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- CONSULTANT 1: Yeah.
- KENDALL ROY:
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Oh, Romey!
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CONSULTANT 2: Yeah,
this is another we've got.
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- KENDALL: Where are you, dude?
- ROMAN: It's my brother,
he's coming.
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Let's put a pin
in this one and move on.
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KENDALL: Let a thousand
sunflowers bloom, Romey.
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- I wanna start
a business with you, brother.
- ROMAN: Oy, oy?
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- KENDALL: What's up, T?
- ROMAN: Um, this is...
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There's-- This is, uh, nothing.
So, yeah, no.
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- Right, fuckchops?
- KENDALL: Hey, guys.
Right, how we looking?
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DESIGNER 1: This is one that
we feel could work
across every vertical...
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- No.
- ROMAN: No, that's...
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- KENDALL: No.
- That's a no. That's a hard no.
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In terms of what we need for
our new venture, The Hundred,
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- they're-- they're...
- ROMAN: They're shitty.
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- DESIGNER 2: Okay.
- KENDALL: They're--
they're shitty.
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- They're shitty. We can
just be honest here, right?
- DESIGNER 2: Sure.
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KENDALL: The Hundred
is Substack meets Masterclass,
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meets The Economist,
meets The New Yorker.
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- DESIGNER 1: Right.
- I feel like we said iconic
and you guys are leaning ironic.
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- Hey, T!
- ROMAN: Well, fucking
don't patronize me. Hey!
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- SHIV ROY:
I think the money is here.
- Oh, shit.
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And, Rome, I think your security
are being very weird with them.
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They're-- They seem stupid
and probably racist.
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Uh-huh. Well, you look tired,
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and your face is giving me
a headache.
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SHIV: Oh, thank you.
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ROMAN: So,
where have you been, sis?
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- What do you mean? Hey!
- (SMOOCHES)
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- Where have you been?
- Uh, it was traffic.
And a call.
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- ROMAN: Hmm!
- Business. For this.
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- It's a good contact.
- DESIGNER 2: Look, uh, guys,
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- this is good feedback--
- ROMAN: Yeah,
we're gonna circle back
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on exactly all that stuff
and we'll talk to you soon.
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See you... later.
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- So, traffic, huh?
- Yeah, traffic. What?
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Shivy, are you snaking?
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We hear that you've been talking
to the Jimenez transition team.
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Well, no.
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- ROMAN: Oh, no? No?
- No.
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Okay, so it's lies
that our friend told us?
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They're lying to us?
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Well, I've talked to them,
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but it's because I'm helping
them out, as you already know.
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Okay, so you-- you are talking?
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SHIV: No.
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I returned a call. They wanna,
you know, talk about talking.
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KENDALL: Oh, they wanna talk
about talking.
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What? Come on.
They haven't won the election,
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and they might not,
and Dad might not sell,
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and you two might bail,
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and it's a maybe,
maybe, maybe situation.
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Well, Dad is obviously selling.
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We're looking
at fucking logos here.
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I-- I drafted
a resignation statement
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- from Waystar, so...
- Yeah, same. I...
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This is just a big step, and so,
can't we keep some options?
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KENDALL: Keep options open?
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We're two days out
from Dad selling.
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Here's the thing. Here's what
you have to understand.
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(SMACKS LIPS)
I've smoked horse.
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- Yeah. He's scared of needles.
- KENDALL: It's really,
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- really, really fucking nice.
- He's not a real junkie. Mm-hmm.
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And, you know, I need something
super fucking absorbing
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in my life.
And if it isn't gonna be this,
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please just let me know, right?
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Because I-- I-- I feel like
I've been flying
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around the country,
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having serious
fucking conversations
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with serious people,
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expending serious
personal capital,
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and getting big fucking names
on board.
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- Yeah, same. Me, too.
- KENDALL: I know. That's right.
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Yeah, so we've all
been doing that.
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Are you worried that
this is maybe too small-scale?
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- What? No. No, do you?
- ROMAN: Me? No!
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My only worry
with The Hundred is,
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is it literally too good?
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- Like, why hasn't anyone done
this before?
- SHIV: Sure.
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I am in.
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I'm in. I am.
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ROMAN: Okay.
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GUESTS:
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Logan ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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- (ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
- Thank you.
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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING
IN BACKGROUND) ♪
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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(SIGHS)
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- (ELEVATOR DINGING)
- KERRY: You okay, Loge?
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(ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS)
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Munsters.
Meet the fucking Munsters.
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(ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSES)
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Who the fuck is this now?
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- So, I guess we should...
- Hi, hi. Welcome.
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- Welcome, Greg. And?
- GREG HIRSCH: Hey. Hey, Kerry.
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This is, uh, Bridget.
Bridget, this is Kerry.
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- Logan's...
- Friend, assistant, and advisor.
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Friend, assistant, and advisor.
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- Hey, I'm Bridget.
- Hi, Bridget.
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So great to meet you. Um, Greg,
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let me and you grab
Bridget a drink.
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- Yeah?
- GREG: Oh, yeah?
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Okay. So, excuse us, Bridget.
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- GREG: All right.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
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I'm sorry, we'll be right back.
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- BRIDGET: Okay. It's okay.
- Yeah.
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- Make yourself at home.
- Don't worry about it.
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- Who is this, Greg?
- That's my date.
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Uh-huh. Right, but who is she?
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I brought a date.
That's okay, right?
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What's her name?
What's her full name?
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- Bridget...
- Is it Random-fuck?
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Bridget Random-fuck?
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- You know--
- KERRY:
Is she from the apps, Greg?
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I really like her. I--
I might've fallen for her.
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KERRY: Oh, that's great.
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How many previous dates
have you had?
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Um, Kerry. I--
You know, I'm not--
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I'm not sure
this is appropriate.
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We're not a fucking
Shake Shack, Greg.
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This isn't a pre-fuck party.
It's a birthday party.
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And...
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I am a cousin. I get a plus one.
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- I'm-- I'm like an honorary kid.
- Oh, you're an honorary kid?
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Yeah. I mean Marcia once said
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- that I was always welcome--
- KERRY: Oh, Marcia's not here.
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She's in Milan,
shopping, forever.
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You do know that--
that we're in the middle
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of a very
hotly contested election,
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your uncle's on the break
of a very large sale,
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and scoping out
a very sensitive acquisition?
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Yeah? So, are you certain
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that she's not
gonna leak details
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right before the board meeting?
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Do you know she's not
a hostile corporate asset?
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- Okay, so, we're looking
for investment partners...
- I think that's good.
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...for a revolutionary
new media brand
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that's gonna redefine news
for the 21st century.
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It's an indispensable,
bespoke information hub.
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Then I go,
"The hundred greatest experts,
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best writers, top minds
in every field
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from Israel-Palestine to AI
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- to Michelin restaurants."
- (CELL PHONE BUZZING)
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KENDALL: "One-stop info shop,
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- high-calorie info snacks."
- I'm sorry, I've gotta...
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- I'm just gonna take this.
- ROMAN:
Oh, you're taking a call?
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- Okay, all right. Take it.
- KENDALL: Info parcels...
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- Info parcels or info snacks?
- ROMAN: None
of those make sense.
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- How are you?
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Good. How are you? What is it?
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Yeah, I was just calling,
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just to give you a heads-up
and just to say hi,
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and, um, just to say,
just to let you know
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that I just had a little drink
with Naomi Pierce last night.
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Just in case of anything,
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I just wanted to,
uh, inform you.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
You're... Hmm.
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You're informing me?
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No, I just wanted
to perform the ask, um,
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out of due deference.
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Uh, just in case of photos
or getting talked about or--
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No, I'm sorry. You're--
you're-- you're asking me,
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or you're informing me?
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Shiv, it's not a thing.
It's not a thing.
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SHIV: So, then
why are you letting me know?
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Because it's not business.
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- But it is-- it is, uh...
- SHIV: You know what? It's fine.
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It's fine.
You're dating my brother's ex.
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(CHUCKLES) It's fine.
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Shiv, no. It's not--
It's a social-- It's social.
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It's not a sexual thing.
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You know? So, there's nothing
I need to tell you about.
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SHIV: And yet,
you are telling me.
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Because I bumped
into Marlinda, okay?
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And, of course,
she got her little beak in,
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so I had to tell her
it wasn't business
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because she asked, okay?
So, the headline is
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there's nothing to worry about.
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- Okay?
- SHIV: You know what? It's fine.
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It's all fucking fine.
Seriously. Knock yourself out.
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Go fucking nail her
in the coat check.
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I don't care.
The kid from St. Paul
has really made it.
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I just thought, under the terms
of what we agreed,
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this was something
worth discussing.
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SHIV:
You don't discuss something,
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Tom, that's already
fucking happening.
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You don't say like, "Hey, Shiv!
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Do you mind, uh,
Naomi and I are at the Pierre
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and I'm inside her.
Would you mind if I ejaculate?"
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- Whatever. Whatever. Fine. Fine.
- (CAR HORN BLARING)
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And look, I saw
from the calendar update,
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you're back in the city tonight?
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Yeah. So...
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why the fuck are you meeting
with her? What's going on?
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Take care, Shiv.
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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Another one is, it's like
a private members club,
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but for everyone.
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It is like clickbait in a way,
but for, like, smart people, no?
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Right, and, uh, and then we have
the ethos of a non-profit,
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but a path to crazy margins.
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- Shiv, you-- Shiv, you okay?
- Yeah.
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- You sure?
- No, it's fine. I'm fine.
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It's just, you know,
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Tom's apparently out
with Naomi Pierce.
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- Did you know about this?
- KENDALL: Um.
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♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
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- N-- Wh-- What, what? No.
- Where are you at with her?
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(KENDALL EXHALES SHARPLY)
I don't know, like,
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carnival of mind fuck?
I don't know. It's...
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We haven't really talked.
229
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:38,222
Well, apparently,
she's fucking Tom now, so...
230
00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:40,641
Um, can I-- can I go get them?
231
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:43,268
SHIV: Yeah. I'm fine.
I'm actually fine.
232
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,436
Yeah, I mean he's not...
233
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,146
I...
234
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,399
It was just a meeting,
apparently, so...
235
00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,275
(INHALES DEEPLY)
236
00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,403
It's fine. Let's do this.
237
00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:55,531
Um, yeah? Do you...
238
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:58,992
Uh, T, do you think
they can just give us two?
239
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,078
I mean, it's fine,
240
00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,746
but they just got off
a long flight, so--
241
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,623
Just tell them they can shove
their petrodollars
242
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,999
up their human rights record, okay?
243
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,292
We need to talk to our sister.
244
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,794
Yeah, yeah. They're fine.
They're fine. They love it.
245
00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:10,587
Jess, find them a journalist
to burn with cigarettes
246
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,841
- while they wait,
or whatever they do.
- (CHUCKLES) Well, I'll just...
247
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,468
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) Okay.
248
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,595
- KENDALL: Shiv, is it a date?
- (SIGHS, GROANS)
249
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:22,391
- KENDALL: Or what is it?
- I don't... (BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
250
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:26,979
I don't know. I mean, honestly,
it probably isn't, but...
251
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,731
I mean, Naomi?
252
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:31,900
Pierce?
253
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,945
- Dad?
- KENDALL: Pierce is...
254
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,114
ROMAN: With Dad? You think what?
255
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,908
KENDALL: Right, so from my team,
I got sent this.
256
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,244
Apparently, Bun Pierce
257
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,621
has been tagged
on some girl's Insta at Dad's.
258
00:11:45,164 --> 00:11:46,039
At Dad's?
259
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,458
- ROMAN: Today?
- KENDALL: At the birthday.
260
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,625
- SHIV: What?
- Um...
261
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,461
- KENDALL: So...
- Okay.
262
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:53,255
Well, board meeting, imminent.
263
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:56,008
He sells up,
but with ATN spun off?
264
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:58,343
SHIV: So...
265
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,095
What? He's-- he's--
he's lining up
266
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,682
a Pierce acquisition to add
to his little fucking ATN rump?
267
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,517
- ROMAN: No...
- I guess.
268
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,312
Or, you know,
it could just be a brain fuck.
269
00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:11,482
Dad twisting our turnips,
playing the old fuck trombone.
270
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:14,109
Right, set Tom and Nay up
to just torture us.
271
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,320
(CHUCKLING)
Set them up to torture us?
272
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,988
- ROMAN: Yeah.
- I mean...
273
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:19,948
He's a sociopath,
274
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,325
but he wouldn't
be a good torturer.
275
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:22,784
Not 'cause he doesn't
have the stomach,
276
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,495
but he just doesn't
have the patience.
277
00:12:24,495 --> 00:12:26,788
- (ROMAN CHUCKLES)
- I'm gonna call Nay.
278
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,208
- ROMAN: Um, uh, Telly?
- CYRUS TELLIS: Yeah?
279
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,667
Telly, jelly, belly.
280
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,878
- One query.
- KENDALL: Nay...
281
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:35,839
Pierce. PGN.
What's the, uh, vibes?
282
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,007
Ye ole rhumbatron?
283
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,550
- KENDALL: Can you call me?
- Are they in play?
284
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,761
Uh, well, I know
they're always open to offers,
285
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,888
and the sale contingent
on the trust is itchy,
286
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,473
I believe.
287
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,016
Should I call Nabby through?
288
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,188
Five more. Please.
Just give us five.
289
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,356
Okay, yeah.
290
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:54,733
(QUIETLY) Of course.
291
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:57,069
- (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
- (ROMAN CLICKS TONGUE)
292
00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:01,448
- Fuck.
- WILLA FERREYRA:
Hey. Hey. You okay, Con?
293
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,075
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um...
294
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:08,914
Just polling, uh, and, yeah.
Ten days out and...
295
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,457
Nice.
What-- what do you have now?
296
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,210
- Solid. Still holding.
- Yeah, one percent.
297
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,671
It's just the fear is,
in these last days...
298
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:18,257
(INHALES DEEPLY)
...uh, it could get squeezed.
299
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,425
- Squeezed down?
- WILLA: Mm-hmm.
300
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,095
From one? 'Cause that's
the lowest number possible.
301
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,097
Uh, no. There's,
you know, decimals.
302
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,848
You know, they're saying
that I could need
303
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,684
to get aggressive
in certain media markets
304
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:31,645
because both sides are trying
to squeeze my percent.
305
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,438
- (SCOFFS)
- That's greedy,
306
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,023
knowing they have
all the other percents.
307
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,775
I know, but then...
308
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,236
it gets awfully spendy
to get aggressive.
309
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,445
Like, how much?
310
00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:47,327
- Like another 100 mil.
- One hundred million? Damn.
311
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,495
Wow.
312
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,080
I mean, and--
So, what would you get for that?
313
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,583
- I mean, could you win?
- (CHUCKLES) Good Lord, no.
314
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:56,920
No, no. Uh,
that won't move the needle, no.
315
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,630
Uh, the hope is
that would maintain--
316
00:13:58,630 --> 00:13:59,798
maintain my percent.
317
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:01,842
Okay,
and for your percent you get?
318
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,343
He gets a place
in the conversation.
319
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,636
GREG: Which is great.
320
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,763
'Cause conversation's
important to be inside of.
321
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,308
- Mm-hmm.
- But it is kind of a lot.
322
00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:11,727
- Right, Will?
- A hundred million?
323
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,771
I mean, well, yeah. Mm-hmm.
324
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,942
But if you spent it,
you'd still be...
325
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,279
- you know, like, rich.
- Oh, sure.
326
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,698
- Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
- (CHUCKLES)
327
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:29,620
Nevertheless,
like, minus a hundred million.
328
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:34,750
...when it comes to this new
venture with GoJo. And if you
talk to Matsson, consider...
329
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,337
- Right. Thank you.
- GUEST: Yes, sir.
330
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:41,256
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
331
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,341
So...
332
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,219
Looks good.
333
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,013
- We squared away on this?
- Yeah. Got the structure.
334
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,431
Got the landing zone.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
335
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:52,225
Naomi thinks that Nan has lost
all interest in the business.
336
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,144
The Left are going
after them now.
337
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,479
(GROANS) Savages.
338
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,814
- They eat their own.
- Yeah. The cousins want out.
339
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,984
So, I think, uh,
a last push on price, maybe.
340
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:04,321
A little tummy tickle
on culture. And, uh, yeah.
341
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,697
Naomi's flown out to reassure.
342
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,742
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah. So, this is it.
343
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:12,913
You landed the plane, Logan.
Forty-eight hours and out.
344
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,082
Congratulations. (CHUCKLES)
345
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,838
Have you heard
from the, uh, rats?
346
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,465
Shiv?
347
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,592
No.
348
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:27,844
Good.
349
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,973
One thing has been
on my mind though, sir.
350
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,309
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, um...
351
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,269
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
352
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,356
Well, with one thing and another
and, you know,
353
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:44,486
I'm sure we'll iron it all out,
but the rocky, old road of life,
354
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:51,493
um, and the wife part of that
can be a difficult part of it.
355
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,204
As you know. (CHUCKLES)
356
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,997
Not to comment, just to say...
357
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,834
Just to say it would be great
to get your take.
358
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,627
You know, hopefully,
it won't come to that,
359
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,129
but... (INHALES SHARPLY)
360
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,715
...in the end,
if there is just too much
361
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,717
emotional, um, shrapnel,
362
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:09,511
I-- I wondered
what your view would be.
363
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,555
Not that you necessarily need
to have one, but...
364
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:17,310
what would happen
were a marriage, such as mine,
365
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,938
and, you know,
even in fact mine,
366
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,066
uh, if that were to falter
to the point of failure?
367
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,068
If you and Shiv were to bust up?
368
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,486
Right.
369
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:33,368
I guess, you know, Shiv and I
have had this experiment,
370
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:38,415
this trial separation, but--
but whatever happens, you know,
371
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:43,378
- we'll always be good, right?
- If we're good, we're good.
372
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,090
Okay. Well, that's heartening.
373
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,134
That's-- that's heartening.
374
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,303
I'm heartened by that.
That's great.
375
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:55,474
Kerry, where's the grub, huh?
376
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:57,058
Tom's going off his nut here.
377
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,268
- (CHUCKLES)
- KERRY: Oh.
378
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:07,277
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
So, you two are thinking
379
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,529
we should be buying Pierce, huh?
380
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,366
Because that's obviously
what you're thinking,
381
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,368
and let me just say,
382
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,537
that's quite the fucking pivot!
383
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:18,955
Right.
384
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,666
You may be thinking,
"What about The Hundred?"
385
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,002
Maybe, fuck The Hundred?
386
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,670
- KENDALL: Maybe.
- ROMAN: Fuck The Hundred, Shiv?
387
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,339
After Dubai,
you were high as shit on it.
388
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,508
- It was basically your idea.
- I love it. I do.
389
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:32,093
- ROMAN: You do?
- Yes, but can't we do both?
390
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,678
- Can't we do both? Okay, yeah.
- SHIV: Yeah.
391
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,931
Let's launch a high-visibility,
392
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,100
execution-dependent,
disruptor news brand
393
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,227
while simultaneously
performing CPR
394
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,479
on a fucking corpse
of a legacy media conglomerate.
395
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:43,855
Should we ask Tellis,
the bankers?
396
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,524
Yes. Let's ask Tellis.
I wonder what he's gonna say.
397
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,734
We'll say, "Hey, Telly,
would you rather five million
398
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,944
in fees from a funding round,
399
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,738
or 35 million
from an acquisition?" Hmm.
400
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,824
I thought we were going
for The Hundred.
401
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:56,993
- Small, new, fast on our feet.
- Are you scared of fighting Dad?
402
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,995
ROMAN: Am I scared
of fighting-- No, Ken.
403
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,539
It's just
that's getting fucking old.
404
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,207
You spent the last three months
hunting down,
405
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,417
you know,
contributors, backers, right?
406
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,628
- Working your fucking ass off.
- Look, I don't have a view.
407
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,506
All I would say is, maybe
it's worth the conversation.
408
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:10,924
All right, it is our wheelhouse.
409
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,344
It's a Daimler that's been
in the barn for 20 years.
410
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,389
Clear the chicken shit
off that thing, fucking maybe.
411
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:20,600
Okay. But can we even afford it?
412
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,563
Yeah, I mean, what,
it's-- it's half now,
413
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:26,398
so that's like eight, nine bil.
414
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,191
And after the GoJo sale,
that's--
415
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,527
- We'll have two, three bil...
- KENDALL: Three.
416
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,029
...so, yeah, that's our nut.
417
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,407
KENDALL: Hey, if we partner up,
418
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,325
with our name,
with these fucks here,
419
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,537
some other pieces of shit?
Our experience?
420
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,539
Shiv, the yummy, dummy Demmy,
421
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,125
my profile as the fearless
fighter of the good fight,
422
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,585
you as the dirty,
little fucker...
423
00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,461
- ROMAN: He really knows himself.
- ...pushing the filth buttons.
424
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,715
I mean, I think--
Yeah, new gen Roys.
425
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:52,966
We have a fucking song to sing.
426
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,260
- I mean, as a business, it's--
- (ROMAN CLEARING THROAT)
427
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,845
It's much better
than the made-up company
428
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,221
of dreams
we were ready to pitch.
429
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,140
- Fuck you. You fucking...
You loved it!
- SHIV: No!
430
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,641
- SHIV: What? I do.
- You did.
431
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,101
I do. It's very exciting.
432
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,020
- But it's kinda bullshit.
- (ROMAN CHUCKLES)
433
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,313
- Rome, it is.
- (ROMAN SNORTING)
434
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,565
It's just,
I wanna do something. It's--
435
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,692
We have a seminal election
about to happen,
436
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,862
and it's fucking 1933,
and I wanna have a say.
437
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,448
- Uh.
- It makes sense, Rome.
438
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,408
Start an empire
with an established brand.
439
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,870
All right, at least--
at least, rule it out.
440
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,999
- ♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
441
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,584
- Oh!
- Disgustibus!
442
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,464
So, I hear you've made
an enormous faux pas
443
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,965
and everyone's laughing
up their sleeves
444
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:37,344
- about your date.
- What? Why?
445
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:42,098
Why? Because she's brought
a ludicrously capacious bag.
446
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:45,393
- What's...
- What's even in there? Huh?
447
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,687
Flat shoes for the subway?
Her lunch pail?
448
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,147
- (CHUCKLES)
- I mean, Greg, it's monstrous.
449
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,816
It's gargantuan.
You could take it camping.
450
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,526
You could slide it
across the floor
451
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,904
- after a bank job.
- Well, whatever.
452
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,656
She's another tick on the chart.
453
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:03,244
- (IN SING-SONG VOICE)
The Disgusting Brothers!
- Don't-- Don't call us that.
454
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,621
Don't.
455
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,207
It was heavily ironized, Greg.
456
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,125
- All right?
- Okay, I'm kidding.
457
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,502
I really do like her.
458
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,212
- Uh-huh?
- Yeah.
459
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:15,090
Well, she's used
all the display towels
460
00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,841
in the bathroom.
Another sopping wet.
461
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,760
She's gabbling about herself
462
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,804
- and posting on social media.
- (SCOFFS)
463
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,514
She's asking people
personal questions,
464
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,266
and, uh, she's wolfing
all the canapés
465
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,018
like a famished warthog.
466
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,896
People are overreacting, okay?
467
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,023
She brought a normal
sort of handbag.
468
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,109
You are a laughingstock
in polite society.
469
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,069
(WHISPERS) You'll never go
to the opera again.
470
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,529
Maybe, we should go.
471
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:39,823
Oh, are you okay?
472
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,324
- Wh-- what happened?
- Nothing.
473
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,702
I just asked Logan for a selfie.
474
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,871
You asked Logan for a selfie?
475
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,832
Yeah, I said,
"Congrats on the big deal."
476
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,459
And I was, like,
"Ka-ching. Am I right?"
477
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,503
I was being--
I was being funny.
478
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,046
- (SNORTS)
- (CLICKS TONGUE)
479
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,881
All right, so I'm in touch
with her bankers.
480
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,300
Nan thinks she's honor bound
to another buyer.
481
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,469
Ah.
482
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,556
- Did she say no?
- No. But they're close
483
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:06,766
to agreeing the outlines
of a deal.
484
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,310
There's not a ton of interest,
managing the family's
a nightmare,
485
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,729
so they're looking
for a preferred bidder
486
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:13,023
- to run a bilateral.
- Uh-huh.
487
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,483
TELLIS: She wants to lock in
that preferred bidder tonight.
488
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,737
So, she didn't think
it could work, but...
489
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:21,990
she did say she could speak
to you, Shiv, maybe.
490
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,746
Oh. Okay.
Well, should I at least call?
491
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,998
Just-- just check in
at Grey Gardens
492
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,751
and go, you know,
mano a Nan-o?
493
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,335
Just see if there's anything
there at all?
494
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,503
KENDALL: Work your magic.
495
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:41,926
- ♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
496
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,344
- You good?
- LOGAN: Uh-huh.
497
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,471
It's nice, huh?
498
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,057
Yeah, little piggies
stuffing their mouths.
499
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:51,186
Why is everybody
so fucking happy?
500
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,980
- Logan. (CHUCKLES)
- (SIGHS)
501
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,066
- You okay?
- Yeah.
502
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:59,527
I got done a huge fucking deal
in exactly the right time.
503
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:02,155
I got ATN, plus Pierce.
504
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,199
(INHALES SHARPLY)
I got the election.
505
00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,201
I got plenty on my plate.
506
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,702
Sure.
507
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:11,289
I thought
there might be a churchman.
508
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,583
Uh, I'm sorry?
509
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:17,003
A cardinal was mentioned.
Bit of fucking class.
510
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,757
- What about Jeryd?
- Um.
511
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,967
Mencken? I think
that he hopes to,
512
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,970
but realistically...
But I think that he hopes to.
513
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,764
But Gillian. Gillian is here.
514
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:29,015
Oh, whoop-de-doop.
515
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,644
Do you want me to be
in touch with the kids?
516
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,479
(SIGHS)
517
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:37,774
When is she calling?
518
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:40,860
Nan, I think that she just wants
to talk to her whole gang.
519
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:42,946
Listen.
520
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:46,866
I'm not gonna sit like a cunt,
waiting for that old crone.
521
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:52,997
- (GLASSES CLINKING)
- ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
522
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:59,504
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
523
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:02,882
Colin!
524
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,350
- COLIN STILES: You all right?
- Yeah. Let's go.
525
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,644
- Let's get out of here.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
526
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:19,524
- ROMAN: Um.
- Okay, so it is Dad. Confirmed.
527
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,069
Yeah. Man,
she's a complicated woman.
528
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,280
She's like, "No, no.
I'm honor bound.
529
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,866
My mind is made up. But also,
how soon we can be there?"
530
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,952
- Oh, fuck her.
- What do you think?
531
00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:34,664
Uh, I think she hates Dad,
but also thinks
532
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:37,500
maybe we're fake fruit
for display purposes only,
533
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,044
- so I don't know.
- ROMAN: Can we just
534
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,337
tell her to fuck off?
535
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,590
Maybe not go back
to the mat with Dad.
536
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,508
You know,
back in that fucking room.
537
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,261
Shall we cards on the table?
538
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,805
- ROMAN: Yeah.
- Because, yeah,
539
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,183
I-- I do like Pierce.
540
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,476
- Agreed.
- Oh, fuck's sake.
541
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:57,395
- Rome, it makes sense.
- ROMAN: Yeah.
542
00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:58,813
We wanted
to do something together,
543
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:02,233
and we know news, entertainment,
and-- and this is off-the-shelf.
544
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,443
So, I guess until now,
545
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,278
you've just sort of been
stringing us along?
546
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,322
- KENDALL: No.
- No. I like the other shit.
547
00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:08,531
I do. I just, you know,
548
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:11,034
I-- I like this. I really do.
549
00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,578
And besides, everything else
might fall apart.
550
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:14,996
He might go
on a killing spree in 7-Eleven,
551
00:24:14,996 --> 00:24:16,998
and you might get your dick
stuck in an AI jerk machine.
552
00:24:16,998 --> 00:24:18,791
- ROMAN: Let's hope.
- I have to look after myself
553
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,792
because nobody else will.
554
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,377
- I like this.
- ROMAN: Okay. All right.
555
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,254
So, you wanna fly there?
556
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:27,425
You know, like Nan Pierce's
little Windsor Dog Show bitch?
557
00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:28,927
KENDALL: It's just a checkout.
558
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:30,511
SHIV: Yeah.
559
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,264
ROMAN: Fuck, shit.
It's just, I don't know.
560
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,766
I'm worried, I guess. I am.
561
00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:37,560
I'm like you wanna fuck Dad,
you wanna fuck Tom.
562
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,270
I'm the only one who wants
to set up a business
563
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,314
as a business,
and doesn't wanna fuck anyone.
564
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:44,317
Rome, this acquisition
would be nothing do with Dad.
565
00:24:44,317 --> 00:24:45,526
It's completely unrelated.
566
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,945
- Don't believe you.
- KENDALL: Uh, seriously.
567
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:48,613
- Seriously, don't believe you.
- KENDALL: Seriously.
568
00:24:48,613 --> 00:24:50,615
- Seriously, don't believe you.
- SHIV: No, no. Okay, well,
569
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,450
this is not
about getting back at Dad,
570
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:55,536
but if it hurts him,
it doesn't bother me.
571
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,038
I think that you
don't wanna do this, Rome,
572
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,331
'cause you're scared
of conflict.
573
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,085
Honestly, Rome, being rational,
574
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:05,421
putting aside the internecine
family concerns,
575
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:06,798
the personal tittle-tattle,
576
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,967
just think about
how fucking funny it would be
577
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,051
if we screw Dad over
578
00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:12,345
- his decades-long obsession?
- (CHUCKLES)
579
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:18,518
- ♪ (INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
580
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,826
- (CUTLERY CLINKING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
581
00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:36,494
You're a good guy.
582
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,706
Thank you, sir.
583
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:43,376
- You're my pal.
- (CHUCKLES) Thank you.
584
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:48,506
- You're my best pal.
- Thank you.
585
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,886
- I mean, what are people?
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
586
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:55,972
Right?
587
00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:59,183
What are people?
588
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:03,855
- Um, like...
- LOGAN: They're economic units.
589
00:26:03,855 --> 00:26:07,483
I'm a hundred feet tall.
These people are pygmies.
590
00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,695
But together...
591
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:15,241
- they form a market.
- Okay. Right.
592
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:19,495
What is a person?
It has values and aims,
593
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:23,583
but it operates in a market.
Um, marriage market...
594
00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,587
job market, money market,
595
00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:30,757
market for ideas
et cetera, et cetera.
596
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,092
Uh-huh. (INHALES SHARPLY)
597
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:36,387
- So, everything is a market?
- (CHUCKLES)
598
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:40,141
Everything I try to do,
people turn against me.
599
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:44,729
Nothing tastes
like it used to, does it?
600
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:47,023
- Nothing is the same as it was.
- (CUTLERY CLINKING)
601
00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:57,408
You think there's anything
after all this?
602
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,161
Afterwards?
603
00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:04,624
- COLIN: I don't know.
- I don't think so.
604
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:10,296
- I think this is it, right?
- Maybe.
605
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:14,342
My dad is--
is very religious, but--
606
00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:17,762
- Yeah, but realistically though?
- I don't know.
607
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:18,930
And that's it.
608
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,308
We don't know.
609
00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:25,061
We can't know.
610
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,023
But I've got my suspicions.
611
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:34,278
I've got my fucking suspicions.
612
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:37,573
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- ROMAN: Oh, well, lookie here.
613
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,158
Pardon me. Well, hello, Kerry,
614
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,535
- and how are we today?
- (CHUCKLES)
615
00:27:40,535 --> 00:27:41,953
Yeah, hi. Can you--
616
00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:43,955
can you hear me?
The line is a little bit...
617
00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:45,373
ROMAN: Uh, yeah. Sort of.
618
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:46,999
We're in transit.
Can you hear me?
619
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,459
Tell her you'd be able
to hear her better
620
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,128
if she took Dad's cock
out of her mouth.
621
00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:51,379
What's that?
622
00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:52,755
ROMAN:
Uh, that was my sister saying
623
00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:54,632
that we would hear you better
if you took Dad's cock
624
00:27:54,632 --> 00:27:55,925
out of your mouth.
625
00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:59,137
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- So, my question was,
626
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,973
uh, would you consider
giving him a call?
627
00:28:01,973 --> 00:28:04,809
Would we consider
at least a call?
628
00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:09,147
Uh, well, is he apologizing?
629
00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:13,359
- Did-- I mean, did he ask?
- Um, did he ask?
630
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,196
Uh, he... I just...
631
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,907
I know that he would love
to hear from you.
632
00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:23,786
I mean, if he were to call,
then we would see.
633
00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:25,413
Yeah. I think
it's just gonna be a lot
634
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,206
to get him to call,
just knowing him.
635
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,458
Yeah, I mean, I-- I think
636
00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:29,959
we know him
pretty well, actually.
637
00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:32,587
I mean, we've never licked
his big omelet nipples, but--
638
00:28:32,587 --> 00:28:36,799
I could get him
to text a request for a call.
639
00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:38,384
Text?
640
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:41,262
- Uh, I'm afraid we're gonna need
to hear that voice, Kerry, okay?
- No, fuck that.
641
00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:42,680
You can pop it back
in your mouth now.
642
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,307
We're getting on the plane.
Thanks, bye.
643
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,019
- Dick. Yeah?
- Hey. Hey. Problem.
644
00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:50,521
He's just-- he's--
he's not picking up for me.
645
00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:51,856
- He pick up for you?
- Hmm.
646
00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:53,733
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
647
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:54,817
Huh.
648
00:28:54,817 --> 00:28:58,237
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
649
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,281
Hey.
650
00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:07,747
(JET ENGINE ROARING)
651
00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:14,003
- Hey.
- (CHUCKLES)
652
00:29:14,629 --> 00:29:15,963
Will.
653
00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:18,466
No. Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Can I get through?
654
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:20,384
- Hey.
- CONNOR: Hey.
655
00:29:21,052 --> 00:29:22,220
Baby.
656
00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:23,763
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
657
00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:26,974
Uh, listen. So,
you know the wedding.
658
00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:29,435
- Hmm.
- I've, uh, been thinking.
659
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:31,771
Okay, like...
660
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:34,815
Is the boat special enough?
661
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:37,151
Like, brainstorming,
what if we got married
662
00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:40,738
underneath the Statue
of Liberty with a brass band?
663
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,074
- (SCOFFS)
- Get a rapper.
664
00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:45,535
I don't know, jet packs,
665
00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:47,411
- and confetti guns...
- WILLA: Mm-hmm.
666
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,705
...and razor wire,
and bum fights,
667
00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,374
and, you know, goody bags.
668
00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:53,209
And hoopla and razzmatazz and--
669
00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:55,044
- "Bum fights"?
- Yeah.
670
00:29:55,044 --> 00:29:57,421
Con, you sound unhinged.
What is this?
671
00:29:57,421 --> 00:30:01,259
Look, if I can get inserted
into the news cycle,
672
00:30:01,259 --> 00:30:03,928
that's a huge savings
from paid media.
673
00:30:03,928 --> 00:30:06,097
Wow, right, um.
674
00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:10,476
It's just... The wedding...
675
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:11,936
I mean, I've always...
676
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:15,398
You know, it's dumb, but quite
wanted a nice wedding.
677
00:30:15,398 --> 00:30:17,441
I'm scared, Willa,
I'm scared, okay?
678
00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:19,277
- I have spent so much
fuckin' money...
- (SIGHS DEEPLY)
679
00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:21,320
- ...and it's gettin' scary.
- God.
680
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,197
And if I was to fall
under one percent,
681
00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:25,908
I feel like I would
become a laughingstock.
682
00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,785
- I'm... It's--
- CONNER: I...
683
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,622
- Would you just consider it?
- (WILLA SIGHS)
684
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:33,791
Just a little--
Just a little bit
685
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:35,918
- of hoopla?
- Hmm.
686
00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:38,004
CONNOR: Just for the final push?
687
00:30:39,297 --> 00:30:43,384
Hmm. (BREATHES DEEPLY)
688
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,845
- Hey, hey, hey.
- TOM WAMBSGANS: Hey.
689
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:47,555
Kerry said she knows
where he is.
690
00:30:47,555 --> 00:30:49,390
He's coming back now.
691
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:51,058
What are you smiling for?
692
00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,310
(CHUCKLES) Nothing.
693
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:55,730
What?
694
00:30:55,730 --> 00:30:58,274
(IN SONG-SONG VOICE)
The Disgusting Brothers
695
00:30:58,274 --> 00:31:00,818
- on motherfucking tour!
- Shh.
696
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:05,364
- (IN HUSHED VOICE)
We just did it.
- What do you mean you did it?
697
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:11,579
She's a firecracker, man.
She's crunchy peanut butter.
698
00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:13,581
- Wait, you did it?
- Mm-hmm.
699
00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:15,666
Are you serious? Where?
700
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,627
We were looking for the, uh...
701
00:31:17,627 --> 00:31:21,714
(CLEARS THROAT) ...the armory-
slash-cigar-humidor,
702
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,507
then she pulled me
into a guest bedroom
703
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:26,177
and bingo-bongo,
hit that bango.
704
00:31:26,177 --> 00:31:29,513
You-- you actually did it?
705
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:33,225
Oh, Greg...
(QUIETLY) You are fucked.
706
00:31:34,435 --> 00:31:35,436
You're fucked.
707
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,359
Logan.
708
00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:44,904
He's camera-ed
up the wazoo. CCTV.
709
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:47,990
- Which room?
- (CHUCKLES) Every room.
You know that.
710
00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,284
No, I evidently
did not know that.
711
00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:51,744
(ELEVATOR DINGING)
712
00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,040
(ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSING)
713
00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:01,879
- (IN HUSHED VOICE)
Are you serious?
- Of course, I'm serious.
714
00:32:01,879 --> 00:32:05,174
And he watches it back
every night with a scotch.
715
00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:07,259
See if anyone's stolen
a butter knife.
716
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,262
He's gonna fucking gut you
like a rainbow trout.
717
00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:12,056
Oh, man, fuck.
718
00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:15,726
What did you do?
Were the lights on?
719
00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:17,478
I mean, did you actually do it?
720
00:32:19,063 --> 00:32:20,064
Tell me.
721
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:22,108
Well...
722
00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,529
(WHISPERS)
We put our hands
down each other's pants...
723
00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:30,741
- Right.
- ...and had a bit of a rummage.
724
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:33,703
Did you rummage to fruition?
725
00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:36,706
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Can I not say?
726
00:32:36,706 --> 00:32:39,875
Well, you've accidentally
made him a sex tape, Greg.
727
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,879
- Oh, my God!
- You need to tell him.
728
00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:50,052
Okay, party's over.
Rival bid, let's go.
729
00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:55,683
Uh, Tom, Gerri, Karl, Frank.
Upstairs, library.
730
00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:56,767
Let's flush it out.
731
00:32:56,767 --> 00:33:01,772
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
732
00:33:32,887 --> 00:33:34,138
(CAR DOOR CLOSING)
733
00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:36,891
Would-- Would you mind
just giving me sec?
734
00:33:36,891 --> 00:33:38,476
ROMAN: Oh, yeah, okay. Sure.
735
00:33:38,476 --> 00:33:40,603
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
736
00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:43,189
- Hey.
- NAOMI PIERCE: Hey.
737
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:45,649
Hi.
738
00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:47,735
Hi.
739
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:54,283
So, um...
740
00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:58,746
(CLICKS TONGUE)
...she's having a little wobble.
741
00:33:59,413 --> 00:34:01,290
Nan? What do you mean?
742
00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:06,754
She's not sure it feels right
to meet you guys.
743
00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:08,422
But she feels terrible.
744
00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:13,135
Okay. So what do we do?
745
00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:16,972
Yeah, she might be getting
a headache.
746
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:20,893
She wondered
if you could give her five,
747
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,228
see how it develops?
748
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:27,358
(CHUCKLES) Okay, well, sure.
749
00:34:27,358 --> 00:34:32,196
Great. Let's, uh... Let's see
how the headache develops.
750
00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:36,158
- ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Okay. Jesus.
751
00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:40,913
So, who's crawled out
of the woodwork, huh?
752
00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:42,665
- Who is it?
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
753
00:34:42,665 --> 00:34:43,916
(DOOR CLOSES, LOCKS)
754
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:46,544
- What?
- It's the kids.
The kids are with the Pierces.
755
00:34:46,544 --> 00:34:51,715
They are the rival bidders?
Oh, butter my beanpole.
756
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,384
How did they pick up the scent?
757
00:34:53,384 --> 00:34:55,302
Oh, a million ways.
I mean, everybody knows
758
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,096
they're looking for suitors.
It's not...
759
00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:59,807
- Well...
- Could they even get
the cash together?
760
00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:01,934
I mean,
couldn't Logan stop them?
761
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:04,395
No, if Waystar is sold,
they have the right
762
00:35:04,395 --> 00:35:06,230
to liquidate
their five percents.
763
00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:07,481
You should probably tell him.
764
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:09,441
Oh, no. I am very focused
on the GoJo deal,
765
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:13,445
- this is really a side issue.
I think...
- You're such a trusted advisor.
766
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,030
Yeah, but I'm getting out,
Ger, so...
767
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,282
Well, I don't know
what the news is,
768
00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,868
and it's beyond my purview,
and I'm walking away.
769
00:35:18,868 --> 00:35:22,121
- Beware the blood sugar.
- Well, fucking find out!
770
00:35:24,039 --> 00:35:26,917
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
771
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,629
Um, sir, if I may have a moment.
772
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:34,133
- What? What's the issue?
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
773
00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:37,678
The rival bidder,
it's probably the kids.
774
00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:40,222
- Uh-huh.
- KARL MULLER:
I don't think you have anything
775
00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:41,432
to be concerned about.
776
00:35:41,432 --> 00:35:44,894
- You are the solid option.
- Uh-huh.
777
00:35:49,273 --> 00:35:53,193
Call your wife, Tom.
Call your fucking wife
778
00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:56,780
and tell them
to get their own fucking idea.
779
00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,157
It's pathetic.
780
00:35:58,157 --> 00:36:01,869
And tell her she's never had
a single fucking idea
781
00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:04,496
in her entire fucking life!
782
00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:10,502
- What?
- No. No, it can wait.
783
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,338
- What else?
- I...You know, I...
784
00:36:12,922 --> 00:36:14,173
(STAMMERS) It's private.
785
00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:15,799
Can you and I
just have a moment?
786
00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,176
- Over there.
- GREG: Thank you, sir.
787
00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:20,387
You think
she's just cooling us off?
788
00:36:21,305 --> 00:36:22,806
Doing a Dad move?
789
00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,893
ROMAN: No, no.
Poor thing has a headache.
790
00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:30,022
- So, she's feeling
a little better.
- KENDALL: Great.
791
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:32,316
So, if you like,
she will see you.
792
00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:34,109
All right. We get
to talk to an old lady
793
00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:36,278
about newspapers. Amazing.
Thank you so much.
794
00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:41,158
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- So how did it go?
795
00:36:42,368 --> 00:36:44,787
So, he says
he finds me disgusting
796
00:36:44,787 --> 00:36:48,082
and despicable,
but he kind of smiled.
797
00:36:48,082 --> 00:36:50,501
- Oh, did he?
- Yeah.
798
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,296
- What did you say?
- I said-- So I said,
799
00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:58,342
you know, she's a bit wild,
she's quite eager and, you know,
800
00:36:58,342 --> 00:37:01,095
maybe she'd had a bit
of the old wacky tabacky,
801
00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:02,513
or worse.
802
00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:05,265
And that I never intended
to soil these halls.
803
00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:07,017
And, maybe,
she's just a bit of a--
804
00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:10,187
Bit of a drug-addled,
cock monster.
805
00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:11,647
So, you blamed it on her.
806
00:37:13,065 --> 00:37:14,650
You're so gallant.
807
00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:17,945
So, she's gonna have
to leave, okay?
808
00:37:17,945 --> 00:37:22,491
Um, is that--
is that really necessary or...
809
00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:26,453
- Do you have an issue with that?
- No, no, no. Look.
810
00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:29,999
No, Colin, I'm fond of her,
but-- but we must,
811
00:37:29,999 --> 00:37:32,293
each of us,
do as we see fit, so...
812
00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:34,628
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
She posted to social media.
813
00:37:34,628 --> 00:37:36,839
So now, I'm gonna have to ask
to go through her phone.
814
00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:38,590
You wanna come explain?
815
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:42,386
You know-- you know,
wait, sorry. You know what?
816
00:37:42,386 --> 00:37:46,223
I think it is best if you go
do what you have to do.
817
00:37:46,223 --> 00:37:48,517
I-- I don't wanna see
what happens in Guantanamo.
818
00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:52,104
So, um... So, you go...
You do-- do your ways
819
00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:53,522
and-- and God be willing.
820
00:37:54,940 --> 00:38:00,070
Well, hello. Welcome,
apologies for the kerfluffle.
821
00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:04,658
I have an appalling migraine.
But I can manage.
822
00:38:04,658 --> 00:38:06,577
How are you all,
more importantly?
823
00:38:06,577 --> 00:38:09,163
- ROMAN: Great.
- Good. Great to see you.
824
00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:11,415
And it's a lovely place.
825
00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:13,876
Ah, yeah. It would seem
that they shred
826
00:38:13,876 --> 00:38:15,961
hundred-dollar notes
for fertilizer.
827
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,337
- (CHUCKLES)
- (SHIV CHUCKLES)
828
00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:21,050
Now, how are you all faring
in terms of your father?
829
00:38:21,050 --> 00:38:24,053
Uh, we're fine.
It's just a complicated,
830
00:38:24,053 --> 00:38:27,139
- private situation.
- Whereby we all hate him.
831
00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:29,933
(LAUGHS) Well, look, it--
832
00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:31,602
- Please, sit.
- ROMAN: Yeah.
833
00:38:33,062 --> 00:38:36,065
NAN PIERCE:
Look, as you probably know...
834
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:39,401
we are talking with our bankers.
835
00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:41,403
And we have a whole number of
836
00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:44,198
very interesting proposals
to consider.
837
00:38:44,198 --> 00:38:47,826
And I think it's all wrapped up.
838
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:51,246
So, I wanted to say
thank you for coming,
839
00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:54,249
but I think
it's just a little bit too late.
840
00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,584
We have a preferred bidder.
841
00:38:55,584 --> 00:38:58,879
So, I hope that I have not
inconvenienced you.
842
00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:00,005
SHIV: Hmm.
843
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:03,133
Okay, well, lovely visit.
Great to see you guys.
844
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:06,470
(CHUCKLES) No, really.
I'm-- I am very sorry.
845
00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:08,680
May I offer you some bottles?
846
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,141
They might as well be
jars of jam to me,
847
00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:13,477
but the connoisseurs
seem to like them.
848
00:39:13,477 --> 00:39:16,021
- I fear I have peasant tastes.
- (LAUGHS)
849
00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,981
You don't want
to just hear the offer?
850
00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:21,110
NAN: I got a taste
for hypermarché vin ordinaire
851
00:39:21,110 --> 00:39:22,444
when I was 19 years old
852
00:39:22,444 --> 00:39:25,155
and I have never been able
to shake it.
853
00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:28,242
I like my wine thin
and vinegary.
854
00:39:28,242 --> 00:39:30,953
- Like her men.
- ADVISER 1: (CHUCKLES) Naomi!
855
00:39:30,953 --> 00:39:34,373
No, but really, I fear
it is a trip made in vain.
856
00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:35,791
The other offer's just too good.
857
00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:39,211
Listen, long story short, Nan.
You called this right before.
858
00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:43,507
Yeah? Logan wants to take
your company and fuck it.
859
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:46,844
He loathes you and he wants
to take your properties
860
00:39:46,844 --> 00:39:50,013
and roll them in the dirt.
And we wouldn't do that.
861
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:52,224
SHIV: Look, I think
that after this election,
862
00:39:52,224 --> 00:39:57,104
we all, as a country,
could be in a very bad place.
863
00:39:57,104 --> 00:40:00,482
And I could--
we would maintain your values.
864
00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:02,609
That's all good and well,
but obviously,
865
00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:04,611
with one thing and another,
866
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:07,447
we have a responsibility
to get the best possible deal
867
00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:08,991
for my family
and the other shareholders.
868
00:40:08,991 --> 00:40:11,326
I'm confident that we can
be competitive on price.
869
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:15,831
Well, with Jamie's divorce
and Anne's disaster in Maine.
870
00:40:15,831 --> 00:40:16,915
And this place.
871
00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:22,921
How's your financing?
Not that I understand at all.
872
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:27,384
It's robust.
Tellis and our team
can talk to your people.
873
00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:29,219
And in terms of your futures?
874
00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,430
SHIV: Well, we've written
our resignation letters,
875
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:34,141
and the GoJo deal signs
in 48 hours.
876
00:40:34,141 --> 00:40:35,893
Nevertheless,
you'd still be married
877
00:40:35,893 --> 00:40:38,228
to the head of ATN.
That's a bit messy.
878
00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:41,607
- I'm getting a divorce, so...
- NAN: Oh. 'Kay.
879
00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:42,983
I'm sorry to hear that.
880
00:40:42,983 --> 00:40:46,069
Yes, it's a sad, sad day
when love dies.
881
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:50,532
(SNIFFS, CLEARS THROAT)
Listen, this is, um...
882
00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:52,242
This is very confusing.
883
00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,870
And I don't want
to talk numbers.
884
00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:58,332
- It's not about the numbers.
- KENDALL: Totally. Totally.
885
00:40:58,332 --> 00:40:59,875
Shall we just say
our number, though?
886
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:03,962
Just see
if that makes any sense.
887
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,547
Oh, I don't like this.
888
00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:08,884
Makes me feel like
I'm in the middle
889
00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:10,093
of a bidding war.
890
00:41:11,428 --> 00:41:15,224
Horrible. Different people
saying different numbers.
891
00:41:15,224 --> 00:41:18,685
Eight, nine. What's next?
892
00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:20,896
(SCOFFS) I know.
It's so confusing.
893
00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:22,898
What comes after nine?
894
00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:25,567
Nine B?
895
00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:30,781
Listen, would you mind if, uh,
if we all had a brief chat?
896
00:41:30,781 --> 00:41:34,076
ADVISER 2: Have you seen
the view from the terrace?
It's incredible.
897
00:41:34,076 --> 00:41:35,911
- Oh, that's sounds lovely.
- ADVISER 1: Can't beat it.
898
00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:38,956
- All right. We'll try.
- NAN: Thank you.
899
00:41:38,956 --> 00:41:40,040
KENDALL: Thank you, Nan.
900
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,084
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
901
00:41:42,084 --> 00:41:45,087
Nan is "thinking,"
902
00:41:45,087 --> 00:41:47,047
and she wondered
if she could ask
903
00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:48,215
for your indulgence?
904
00:41:48,215 --> 00:41:49,841
- It's not a money question.
- Uh-huh.
905
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:53,303
TOM: So, you okay to hold on
for a minute just before
you talk to her?
906
00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:57,307
- Well, what else
can I fucking say?
- Okay. Hi.
907
00:41:58,892 --> 00:41:59,935
Yeah. We'll hold.
908
00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:08,944
Nobody tells jokes anymore
do they?
909
00:42:10,404 --> 00:42:11,863
Karl, do you have any jokes?
910
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,907
- What's that?
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
911
00:42:13,907 --> 00:42:16,994
I'm saying, Karl...
912
00:42:16,994 --> 00:42:20,080
- ...it's a bit dry in here.
- KARL: Oh.
913
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,874
Do you have any jokes?
914
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:26,461
Um, uh, well,
let me think, um...
915
00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:28,213
Oh, dry as fucking dust.
916
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:32,384
Come on! Roast me! Hmm?
Give me a drubbing!
917
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,804
Frank, start. Be funny.
918
00:42:35,804 --> 00:42:38,140
Uh, it's not really
my thing, Chief.
919
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:40,934
Oh, so, what?
You don't think I can take it?
920
00:42:40,934 --> 00:42:44,479
No, it's just not my style.
I mean, I can.
921
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:48,233
Uh, the thing
about Logan Roy is...
922
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:50,610
The thing about Logan is
923
00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:55,324
he's a tough old nut. (LAUGHS)
924
00:42:55,324 --> 00:42:57,826
Oh, Christ. Sid fucking Caesar.
925
00:42:57,826 --> 00:43:01,288
- Greggy.
- You're mean. (CLEARS THROAT)
926
00:43:01,288 --> 00:43:03,081
You're mean.
You're a mean, old man.
927
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,583
You're-- you're a mean,
old bastard.
928
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:08,795
Uh, and you scare the life
out of folks. That's your thing.
929
00:43:08,795 --> 00:43:10,172
You're scaring me right now.
930
00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:13,091
And-- and that's why
I don't even know how--
what to do.
931
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,969
Who wants to smell
Greg's finger. Hey?
932
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,890
Guess the scent, win a buck.
933
00:43:19,890 --> 00:43:21,058
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
934
00:43:21,058 --> 00:43:23,560
Come on, roast me!
935
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,187
Where are your kids?
936
00:43:25,187 --> 00:43:26,938
Where's all your kids,
Uncle Logan?
937
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,190
On your big birthday?
938
00:43:28,190 --> 00:43:29,733
Well, where's your old man, huh?
939
00:43:30,609 --> 00:43:32,486
Where's your old man?
940
00:43:32,486 --> 00:43:34,946
Still sucking cock
at the county fair?
941
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,073
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
942
00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:42,120
Gerri, been sent
anything funny lately?
943
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,331
All a bit horrible for me.
Thanks, Logan.
944
00:43:44,331 --> 00:43:48,668
I'm not being horrible.
I'm being fun. Fucking Munsters.
945
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:52,631
Okay, very good. Hang on.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
946
00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:57,094
So, she would like
to get this figured out.
947
00:43:57,094 --> 00:44:01,431
In theory, at least, tonight.
The uncertainty is not good.
948
00:44:01,431 --> 00:44:03,934
And they would like us
to get our best foot forward
949
00:44:03,934 --> 00:44:07,187
- on an indicative price tonight.
- (SIGHS)
950
00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:10,357
So no need to play nice.
Should I tell her to fuck off?
951
00:44:10,357 --> 00:44:13,276
- Uh-huh.
- TOM: Loge?
952
00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:14,403
I'm thinking.
953
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,914
- Is she talking to them?
- I think so.
954
00:44:25,914 --> 00:44:30,669
Okay, okay, okay.
Uh, Kerry, I may need input.
955
00:44:31,253 --> 00:44:33,296
Tellis, you there?
956
00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:35,757
TELLIS: Hey, yeah, uh, I think
we can get that together.
957
00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:38,135
Okay, so we're gonna go in
and say eight.
958
00:44:38,135 --> 00:44:39,803
Yeah? We're--
we're starting at eight.
959
00:44:39,803 --> 00:44:41,138
Yeah, but if we're going
for this,
960
00:44:41,138 --> 00:44:42,222
let's not be hard asses.
961
00:44:42,222 --> 00:44:44,057
We got to let her know
that we can see upside,
962
00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:46,017
but she's got to help us
prove it out.
963
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,310
- Okay.
- Hello.
964
00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:50,105
Yeah, what? Yes.
I'm interested. Shut up.
965
00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:52,774
- Okay. So should I...
- Yeah, she likes you.
966
00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:55,235
- TELLIS: Yeah, eight is good.
- Thanks, T.
967
00:44:55,235 --> 00:44:57,737
- Yeah, thanks. Top notch!
- Great, call you back.
968
00:44:59,156 --> 00:45:01,992
Tell her what?
We anchor at seven?
969
00:45:01,992 --> 00:45:03,618
BANKER: (OVER PHONE)
Not a problem.
970
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:07,622
- Yeah. Not too insulting?
- No, um, it's fine.
971
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:10,000
I mean, it's insulting,
but it's not like
972
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,960
you're wasting
relationship capital.
973
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,086
She hates you.
974
00:45:13,086 --> 00:45:15,505
Start at six.
But like you're kidding around.
975
00:45:15,505 --> 00:45:18,341
Seven is what
we soft-floated, right?
976
00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:21,595
Six. Find something
we've lost conviction on,
977
00:45:21,595 --> 00:45:22,762
just to let her know
978
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:25,140
that we're not Terry
fucking Turnip Truck over here.
979
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,224
TOM: Okay.
980
00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:29,519
Hi. Oh, hi! Nan!
981
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:32,939
Hi. Uh, so this is--
This may be hard to say for me
982
00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:35,484
and, uh, to hear for you.
983
00:45:35,484 --> 00:45:38,153
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
984
00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:41,698
Thank you.
985
00:45:44,868 --> 00:45:45,911
Hi, Nan.
986
00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:49,372
Uh, so I think
we're looking at...
987
00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:53,043
We're very relaxed about
the eight billion landing spot.
988
00:45:54,044 --> 00:45:55,754
This is disgusting.
989
00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,007
But thank you.
990
00:46:00,175 --> 00:46:02,052
- Yeah, we'll just need a minute.
- Okay.
991
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,392
Right.
992
00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:14,022
Yeah, they didn't love it.
993
00:46:15,232 --> 00:46:16,691
What are they up to,
do you think?
994
00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:18,026
I don't know.
995
00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:19,778
I don't wanna lose this, Tommy.
996
00:46:19,778 --> 00:46:22,155
Okay.
You wanna just jump right up?
997
00:46:22,155 --> 00:46:23,365
What to?
998
00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:27,827
(CHUCKLES)
Call your wife. Call Shiv.
999
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,374
So, she appreciates eight.
1000
00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:35,043
Oh, yeah?
She appreciates it? Cool.
1001
00:46:35,043 --> 00:46:40,090
But she wonders if there's
a little more upside? 'Kay.
1002
00:46:41,341 --> 00:46:43,260
- ROMAN: Okay.
- (PHONE LINE RINGING)
1003
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:45,262
- ROMAN: Telly.
- (PHONE CLANGS)
1004
00:46:45,262 --> 00:46:46,346
ROMAN: Hello.
1005
00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:51,268
Eight-five.
Can we-- can we go there, T?
1006
00:46:51,268 --> 00:46:53,478
TELLIS: Well, I-- I don't have
the precise composition
1007
00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:55,063
of our consortium
and, obviously, DD,
1008
00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:58,233
but we know the asset
and I think we can get there.
1009
00:46:58,233 --> 00:47:01,236
Are you fucking jerking it
to your yacht catalog there, T?
1010
00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:03,321
TELLIS: Uh,
this is exciting, guys!
1011
00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:05,490
Thanks, Tellis,
that's a great insight.
1012
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,909
He's gonna bill us 200 mil
for that strategy advice.
1013
00:47:07,909 --> 00:47:10,662
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- ROMAN: Incoming.
1014
00:47:11,705 --> 00:47:14,457
Uh, hello? Tom?
1015
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:19,212
(CHUCKLES) Okay. Uh,
he wants a discussion.
1016
00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:20,964
- What? Dad's got Tom on this?
- SHIV: Hmm.
1017
00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:23,592
- What? Was Colin not available?
- TOM: Hey, Shiv.
1018
00:47:23,592 --> 00:47:25,051
- Hi.
- KENDALL: Hey, Tom.
1019
00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,970
- ROMAN: Fuck you, man mountain!
- Hey, hey, hey.
1020
00:47:26,970 --> 00:47:29,180
Hey, so look,
we were just wondering, um,
1021
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:31,641
if we're not being, uh,
played a little here
1022
00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:33,435
- since this is all indicative.
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
1023
00:47:33,435 --> 00:47:35,270
Uh, okay,
what did he go up to, Tom?
1024
00:47:35,270 --> 00:47:36,813
TOM: Well,
I can't tell you that.
1025
00:47:36,813 --> 00:47:40,400
Come on, Tom, you can tell me.
Did he go to nine?
1026
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,068
He didn't go to nine, did he?
1027
00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:44,529
Well, we were just wondering,
you know, uh,
1028
00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,948
all things being equal,
the asset does have a price,
1029
00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:48,408
and it would be...
1030
00:47:48,408 --> 00:47:51,953
It would be crazy to add
an emotional, uh, premium here.
1031
00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:54,664
So, should we be looking
for a back door on this?
1032
00:47:54,664 --> 00:47:57,334
- What's Dad's ceiling?
- Well, what's your ceiling?
1033
00:47:57,334 --> 00:48:00,128
Why don't you go first, Tommy?
Build that trust, brah!
1034
00:48:00,128 --> 00:48:03,923
(CHUCKLES) Well,
his ceiling is-- is...
1035
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:07,344
Uh, well, I...
Your dad is just--
1036
00:48:07,344 --> 00:48:11,681
I-- I can't-- Shiv, could we--
could we just talk?
1037
00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:14,517
- Our ceiling is 12.
- Fuck off.
1038
00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:18,938
- Yeah.
- Okay, sure. Ours too. Okay.
1039
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:27,656
Okay, I think Dad is gonna go
to what, nine? Nine-five?
1040
00:48:27,656 --> 00:48:32,577
So we need to be at nine-five.
Right, Tellis?
1041
00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:36,164
- TELLIS: Um...
- You know what? I wonder...
1042
00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:38,750
I wonder if we don't nickel
and dime it
1043
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:39,876
and we just go to ten.
1044
00:48:42,629 --> 00:48:46,091
ROMAN: So, we think Dad's
at eight-five, nine.
1045
00:48:46,091 --> 00:48:48,051
So, we go nine-five
to top them out.
1046
00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:52,263
But ten? Just to show
that we're really serious?
1047
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,558
So, I... The half bil extra
1048
00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:58,269
is just... That's just
an extra half bil?
1049
00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,730
It's definitive.
It ends the conversation.
1050
00:49:00,730 --> 00:49:02,857
Well, that's a pretty penny
for a conversation ender.
1051
00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:05,360
Can't I just, like,
jizz in her break bumper?
1052
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,028
- It rounds it out.
- ROMAN: Oh, it rounds it out.
1053
00:49:07,028 --> 00:49:09,489
Yeah. It does that,
it makes it extremely divisible.
1054
00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:11,866
I mean, you do know
what half a billion dollars
is, right?
1055
00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:13,535
- Five-hundred million dollars?
- Yeah.
1056
00:49:13,535 --> 00:49:15,870
- Tellis.
- ROMAN: A million
is a thousand thousand.
1057
00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:21,042
You do know that? So 500 times
a thousand thousand dollars
1058
00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:22,127
of actual money that could--
1059
00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:24,921
we could be spending
on fucking snowmobiles
1060
00:49:24,921 --> 00:49:26,047
and sushi.
1061
00:49:26,047 --> 00:49:27,590
TELLIS: It's getting toppy,
but be great
1062
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:28,883
to be the preferred bidder here.
1063
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:32,137
Okay,
but is it actually worth that?
1064
00:49:32,137 --> 00:49:34,806
TELLIS: It's worth what
the top bidder will pay.
1065
00:49:34,806 --> 00:49:36,683
- I guess.
- Wow, I really wish I went
1066
00:49:36,683 --> 00:49:39,269
to Harvard Business School
like you, T. It is intimidating,
1067
00:49:39,269 --> 00:49:41,771
talking to an intellectual giant
like yourself.
1068
00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:44,357
- Ten?
- Ten.
1069
00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:46,484
I mean...
1070
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:51,364
Okay, yeah, ten. Fuck you. Ten.
1071
00:49:59,372 --> 00:50:01,958
- (NAN CLEARS THROAT)
- So, Nan, look,
1072
00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:03,710
we love
the company and the heritage
1073
00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:05,545
and we'd like to make an offer
that we think values
1074
00:50:05,545 --> 00:50:07,630
the company and ends
the conversation
1075
00:50:07,630 --> 00:50:09,132
and closes this out.
1076
00:50:09,132 --> 00:50:11,509
On an indicative handshake,
we'd like to take Pierce
1077
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:12,635
to the next stage
of its evolution
1078
00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:14,512
with a bid
of ten billion dollars.
1079
00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:22,103
That gives us something
to think about.
1080
00:50:32,322 --> 00:50:35,116
So, they're not accepting
another bidder.
1081
00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,409
Excuse me?
1082
00:50:36,409 --> 00:50:38,953
They said they've received
a conversation-ending offer.
1083
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,790
- Tell them I'll go up.
- She says they're content.
1084
00:50:42,791 --> 00:50:44,083
That's bullshit.
1085
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:48,421
Uh, I get the impression
it's upwards of nine-five.
1086
00:50:49,923 --> 00:50:52,926
Fucking geniuses. Ten?
1087
00:50:52,926 --> 00:50:56,846
- I get a ten feeling.
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
1088
00:50:57,931 --> 00:50:59,349
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Kind of feels like
1089
00:50:59,349 --> 00:51:02,018
we should fucking
open some champagne.
1090
00:51:02,018 --> 00:51:05,480
ROMAN: Well, I am going back
to LA to retire to my bedroom,
1091
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,982
and pull myself off
quite aggressively hard.
1092
00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:09,108
Thank you very much.
1093
00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:11,319
- SHIV: Yeah, sure. Uh, hang on.
- ROMAN: Shotgun.
1094
00:51:11,319 --> 00:51:12,904
Will you speakerphone me, Shiv?
1095
00:51:12,904 --> 00:51:14,113
Yeah. It's Tom.
1096
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:19,285
Hi, hi. Okay. So I have your dad
and he has a message.
1097
00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:24,040
Congratulations on saying
the biggest number,
1098
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,708
you fucking morons.
1099
00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:30,004
♪ (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1100
00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:31,631
(DIAL TONE BEEPING)
1101
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:40,139
- (LAUGHS)
- KENDALL: I think we got him.
1102
00:51:42,892 --> 00:51:46,563
Oh! Yeah. Yeah.
1103
00:52:13,923 --> 00:52:16,426
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- ♪ (INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1104
00:52:24,517 --> 00:52:31,441
(MONDAL BARKING)
1105
00:52:36,613 --> 00:52:38,948
- It's me.
- (MONDALE BARKS)
1106
00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:41,409
Mondale? (SIGHS)
1107
00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:44,913
Shh. Shh. It's okay.
1108
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,005
(EXHALES)
1109
00:53:02,221 --> 00:53:03,765
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
1110
00:53:06,142 --> 00:53:09,646
- TOM: Hey.
- SHIV: Sorry, did I wake you?
1111
00:53:09,646 --> 00:53:12,774
No.
I thought you were hoteling.
1112
00:53:12,774 --> 00:53:16,486
I, uh, needed wardrobe access,
actually, so...
1113
00:53:16,486 --> 00:53:18,321
I thought
you took your favorites.
1114
00:53:18,321 --> 00:53:21,282
I don't want to be restricted
to my favorites, Tom.
1115
00:53:21,282 --> 00:53:23,201
Uh, okay, do you wanna talk?
1116
00:53:31,376 --> 00:53:32,794
I hear you and Greg
call yourselves
1117
00:53:32,794 --> 00:53:34,629
the "Disgusting Brothers" now.
1118
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:37,131
Right.
1119
00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:38,925
Pretty cool.
1120
00:53:40,009 --> 00:53:43,137
Do you have a logo
and do you do the rules?
1121
00:53:44,305 --> 00:53:46,683
Is Greg your wingman?
1122
00:53:46,683 --> 00:53:49,060
We sometimes grab a drink, Shiv.
1123
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:50,853
Well, it's pretty cool.
1124
00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,315
I hear you date models now.
1125
00:53:55,942 --> 00:53:59,654
Well, we agreed that we could
have a look around
1126
00:53:59,654 --> 00:54:01,197
while we had a think, right?
1127
00:54:03,116 --> 00:54:04,993
You look good. Ripped.
1128
00:54:04,993 --> 00:54:06,869
Well, I don't think so.
But thank you.
1129
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:08,538
SHIV: Did you get buff
for the models, Tom?
1130
00:54:08,538 --> 00:54:11,290
Do you bring them back here
and do the positions?
1131
00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:14,752
Do you do all the positions
with your models now, Tom?
1132
00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:17,088
Do you take turns with Greg?
1133
00:54:17,088 --> 00:54:19,882
Do they sit on your face
to shut you up?
1134
00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:21,884
Do you really want
to get into a full accounting
1135
00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:23,761
of all the pain in our marriage?
1136
00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:26,806
Because if you do,
I can do that.
1137
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,604
- SHIV: How's Mondale?
- TOM: Mondale's fine.
1138
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,481
Don't worry about Mondale.
1139
00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:38,443
I guess he doesn't recognize
your scent any longer.
1140
00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:44,657
Huh? Well,
things have become complicated.
1141
00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:48,286
I wonder if there's even
a way through this.
1142
00:54:49,454 --> 00:54:50,538
- Right.
- (DRAWER SLIDING OPEN)
1143
00:54:50,538 --> 00:54:52,707
Yeah, you know, I--
1144
00:54:52,707 --> 00:54:54,751
I wonder
if we might've run out of road.
1145
00:54:56,669 --> 00:55:00,173
I mean, we were going--
going to have a big talk.
1146
00:55:00,173 --> 00:55:02,925
Well, I wonder if you might want
to make it official, you know?
1147
00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:04,719
But do you want to talk?
There's some things
1148
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,180
- I wouldn't mind saying
and explaining.
- (DRAWER CLOSES)
1149
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,976
I don't want to rake up
1150
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:14,270
a whole lot of bullshit
for no profit, Tom.
1151
00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:16,647
But I feel-- I do feel--
1152
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:20,610
No, just stop. I don't think
it's good for me to...
1153
00:55:20,610 --> 00:55:22,195
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
1154
00:55:22,195 --> 00:55:23,321
...hear all that.
1155
00:55:26,532 --> 00:55:30,703
I think it might be time for you
and I to move on.
1156
00:55:33,122 --> 00:55:34,123
Uh-huh.
1157
00:55:47,095 --> 00:55:49,514
Uh-huh. (SIGHS)
1158
00:55:50,890 --> 00:55:54,936
- That makes me sad.
- SHIV: Huh. Sure.
1159
00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,898
And you don't want to talk
about what happened?
1160
00:55:58,898 --> 00:56:01,359
Tom, I think we
could talk things to death.
1161
00:56:03,528 --> 00:56:06,572
But, actually, we both just made
some mistakes and...
1162
00:56:10,243 --> 00:56:13,204
I think a whole lot of crying
and bullshit
1163
00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:16,499
is not going to help that,
so if you're good,
1164
00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:19,961
we can just walk away
with our heads held high and...
1165
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:22,755
say good luck, yeah?
1166
00:56:25,967 --> 00:56:27,802
Well, okay.
1167
00:56:28,845 --> 00:56:32,765
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1168
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,869
I could see if I--
if I can make love to you.
1169
00:56:57,540 --> 00:56:58,666
Would you like to?
1170
00:57:04,797 --> 00:57:06,174
I don't think so, Tom.
1171
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:16,184
Should I go?
Or are you gonna go?
1172
00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:21,189
Um...
1173
00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:24,734
I'm tired so...
1174
00:57:27,236 --> 00:57:30,865
But you can...
You can stay there if you like.
1175
00:57:31,908 --> 00:57:32,909
Okay.
1176
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:42,168
(EXHALES) So this is it, huh?
1177
00:57:43,294 --> 00:57:47,882
Hmm. Yeah. I guess.
1178
00:57:58,184 --> 00:57:59,268
We gave it a go.
1179
00:58:08,194 --> 00:58:10,446
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
Yeah, we gave it a go.
1180
00:58:15,034 --> 00:58:17,912
REPORTER: (OVER TELEVISION)
Two men sustained serious,
life-threatening injuries
1181
00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:21,707
as a result of a brawl
gone too far.
1182
00:58:21,707 --> 00:58:23,918
However, no shots were fired
1183
00:58:23,918 --> 00:58:26,504
at this family-friendly
three-day event.
1184
00:58:26,504 --> 00:58:28,756
Instead, Brian Allen
and Pete Meyers,
1185
00:58:28,756 --> 00:58:30,466
two firearms experts
in their own right...
1186
00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:31,884
(PHONE LINE RINGING)
1187
00:58:31,884 --> 00:58:35,137
- ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
- CYD PEACH: Hello? Logan?
1188
00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:38,975
Cyd, I just watched
the top of the hour.
1189
00:58:38,975 --> 00:58:40,893
REPORTER: ...may have been
over money. Go figure.
1190
00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:42,061
It's bullshit.
1191
00:58:42,061 --> 00:58:43,896
REPORTER: ...surrounded by
an array of firearms.
1192
00:58:43,896 --> 00:58:46,565
- Allen and Meyers,
each distinguished marksmen...
- People watch at night.
1193
00:58:46,565 --> 00:58:50,111
- I watch at night.
- CYD: Okay.
1194
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:53,322
Who is this fucking lunk anyway?
1195
00:58:53,322 --> 00:58:56,450
{\an8}He looks like a ball sack
in a toupee.
1196
00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:58,953
Are you losing it, Cyd?
1197
00:58:58,953 --> 00:59:00,538
CYD: I'm all over it, Loge.
1198
00:59:00,538 --> 00:59:02,790
Are you fucking losing it?
1199
00:59:02,790 --> 00:59:04,625
CYD: I'm on it.
1200
00:59:05,543 --> 00:59:06,627
Don't worry.
1201
00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:08,254
REPORTER: ...this has sullied
a family-oriented
1202
00:59:08,254 --> 00:59:11,424
and otherwise
entirely peaceful occasion.
1203
00:59:11,424 --> 00:59:14,010
The Fayetteville
Gun Show continues.
1204
00:59:14,010 --> 00:59:15,970
We'll be back right after this.
1205
00:59:15,970 --> 00:59:19,557
♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1206
01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:22,745
♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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