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Noah Pictures Golan Globus Productions Present:

A Menachem Golan and Yoram Globus Production

A Boaz Davidzon Film

Lemon Popsicle 3 : Hot Bubblegum

Starring:

Yiftach Katzor

Tzachi Noy

Yonatan Segal

Devora Keidar

Director: Boaz Davidzon

Wow, look at that pussy.

You bastards, I want to see it too.

Shut up, Yudale. You go look for another peep hole.

But I drilled that hole!

So go drill another one.

Look at the hooters on the one with the ponytail! Man!

Froyke, come help me up.

Look at that one.

Put your foot down here.

Push me up. Put another foot on the chair. Watch out.

I'm pushing. Grab on to something.

Oh man!

Goddamn it! So many pussies!

A ton of pussies.

A ton of pussies.

A million pussies.

Mommy, mommy! Oh my God!

Shame on you!

Yudale, where did you go?

To the food stand. I met the bible studies teacher.

You have to talk to her.

Benz), what did you get at the stand?

What stand? -Yudale said you went to the food stand.

But it was closed, because the Tuscan died.

A gas tank fell on his head. Right, Benzi?

Yeah, he's right.

You sons of bitches! Let me out!

Girls, would you like a Popsicle? -Sure.

Yudale, I need money for Popsicles.

You already owe me a bunch of money.

Leave my pants alone. Do you hear me? Leave my money alone!

Why are you worried? You'll get it back! -You always say that.

Write it down in the notebook. Come on, let's go.

Hey, hey, where are you going? Wait for me, assholes!

Hey kid, what are you doing here?

What do you think this is, the zoo? Go home.

I Said, go home, kid.

What are you doing? Stop that! I said stop it, kid.

Stop it! Stop pissing on me!

Do I look like a urinal? Go home. Stop that, kid.

Kid, I said stop it! Kid!

I'm gonna kill you!

Hey guys.

Can you come here for a minute? Momo wants to talk to you.

Who's Momo?

Don't go. Let him come to you.

Who asked you anyway? dork. -you're a dork yourself.

Are you coming? It's real important.

Are you coming with me? -Alright.

Hello, Tzipi.

Hello. What did you want to tell me? -Come closer.

I Don't want everyone to hear what we're saying.

You're a really good dancer, right?

Yeah, s0?

So we thought we'd put you in the school play this summer.

What play? It's a musical, you know, with dances and stuff

So why me?

Because we've heard you were a good dancer and we need

someone who can do splits.

Can you do one of those splits?

Sure. What, now? -Yeah, why not.

A little more.

That's it. A little more. -Like that? -A little more.

Like that? -A little more. -Like that?

More.

A little more.

Yes! I told you she was wearing yellow panties.

Thank you Tzipi! Come again soon.

You're so crude!

Wait, can you do one of those splits?

Psychos.

Come on! -Come on!

So who are we betting on now, guys”?

How about the math teacher's panties?

Go on, Yudale, go get her.

Froyke, go get her. -Why me?

Didn't you hear what he said? -Yeah.

Weill pick the most talented

Excuse me, Miss, can you come with me a second?

We have an important question to ask.

Would you excuse me? I'll be right back.

Yes, what is it?

Shame on you!

Why did you stop rowing?

Come closer.

What did you do today?

Jerked around.

No, seriously.

I Missed you. -Me too.

My girlfriends think I'm nuts cause I keep talking about you.

I Even wrote your name in my notebook like 200 times.

When is your curfew? -11 o'clock.

Benzi, don't! -Why not? Because.

You know you love me.

So? I don't want you taking my panties off.

Why not? What are you afraid of?

Will you drop it? I don't want to.

Benzi, stop it!

I Can't! -Pull yourself together.

Don't be pissed. -I've had it with this.

You're acting like a baby.

Do you know all my friends have slept with the girls ages ago?

But you have to be more considerate. -Why are you scared?

Maybe you want to stay a virgin for the rest of your life.

Benzi, I love you. -Really? I can't tell.

So we can do other things.

What things? -You know.

Turn the light off, idiot.

I Thought you wanted to see what you were doing.

What are you doing? Benzi! Benzi!

Benzi, what are you doing there?

I'm looking for the bike's air pump.

How many times did I tell you there's nothing for you there?

I Need that pump.

Benzi, it's not there. -So where is it? Iand your room.

What's that? -No nothing. Nothing at all.

Put it back, Benzi.

What's all that stuff? Nothing. It's father's. For his work.

Benzi, put it back up there.

What's wrong now?

He found the rubbers.

Why are you touching stuff that doesn't belong to you?

I Just wanted to know what it was.

What is it? It's boxes of buttons.

T's your mother's. For her work. Give it back.

Leave it! -'ll have a heart attack!

Mom, you know, it's about time you sewed a new button here.

Give me that button before I break every bone in your body.

Leave it. Leave it! Hoodlum.

Nice way to raise your child with this smut of yours.

It's not just mine. It's yours too.

I Told you to take it back to the store a year ago!

I Don't want anyone to see this smut in our house.

People might get the idea we're doing God knows what.

But Sonya, everybody's doing it.

And if everybody jumps off the roof, you'll jump too?

Quiet!

Benzion?

Yes Miss?

What do you have there?

Nothing. -What do you mean, nothing?

Just a piece of string.

So let it go. Now.

I Really don't think that's a good idea.

I said, leave it. Now.

Get you off my classroom.

Everybody quiet down.

Silence!

Hey, Yudale, what's up? It's a quarter to eight.

They should be here by now.

Are you sure? -Absolutely.

Bracha said they are all real honeys.

OK, guys. I'm out of here. I see you tomorrow.

Where are you off to? -Home.

What a jerk. It's gonna be a total orgy.

What are you scared of? Bracha won't tell Nurit anything.

Where did that Bracha find them anyway?

Where, why, what do you care?

Every hole is black in the dark, right? Shut up. Here they come.

What did I tell you? Are they honeys or what?

Shut up.

Hello, girls. -Hi.

This is Miri yam, and that's Gila.

Hello Gila. Hello Miri yam.

Sit down.

So, girls, are we going to the party?

What kind of party is it?

Didn't Bracha tell you?

No, but didn't I tell you girls we were gonna meet my buddies?

Yeah, but you never mentioned a party.

She didn't mention it because it's a surprise party.

But you have nothing to worry about. It's gonna be a blast.

Isn't it, Momo?

Yes. there's gonna be people and music. It'll be cool.

So? Are we going?

Can I talk to you for a minute?

OK. I'll be right back, Yudale.

God, they're such dogs.

What do you care? As long as they're easy.

Bracha said the short one's been doing it since she was 10.

So are you sure there's not gonna be problems?

What problems? What are you worried about?

Weill just put some music on and dance a little.

But no hands. -No way.

So, are you coming? -Wait, there's something else.

What?

At 10 o'clock we have to go home. -Fine.

Come into the living room.

Come in, girls.

You have nothing to worry about. Benzi's parents aren't home.

But you said there were going to be a lot of people here.

They'll be here soon. -They're probably on their way. Yeah.

Would you like to dance? -OK, but only if everyone else does.

Come on, guys. Let's dance.

Benzi.

So, Yudale, do you like these girls?

I hope they're not cherries.

I Didn't promise you a thing.

But I promised Benzi and Momo. They better be easy.

Well, that's your problem.

Stop that.

Why? Don't you like it? -It's not a question of liking.

Then what kind of question is it? -I hardly know you.

Stop it!

Are you? -Do you wanna?

Do you wanna dance? -Whatever.

Whatever yes or whatever no?

Whatever. -Which is it?

Whatever you want. -I do want.

So whatever.

Do you like him? -Who?

Cliff Richard.

You're not getting anywhere like that. Like what?

Talking like that.

I Just asked if you liked him.

I Know all about these questions.

I'm telling you you'll be getting nowhere.

So what's up, girls?

Would you like a drink? -Is there any soda?

Is there soda? -Is there soda?

Yes, we have soda. -We have soda.

You'd like a soda too? -OK. OK.

OK, we We'll be right back.

The minute he put his hand up my shirt, I told him no way.

The best thing is to tell them we're on our periods.

OK. I really am. -Really?

I Don't know what's up with me lately.

Either I don't get it at all, or I have it for an entire month.

Seriously? -Seriously.

They are totally horny now.

All we have to do is spike their sodas.

We've got vodka. -Cool.

Benzi, I'm taking the blond one to your room.

Come on, they're virgins.

Virgins my foot.

Drink up, girls. -We've got peanuts too.

Drink up.

Yuck. This tastes funny.

It's a special American soda.

We got it from America.

Bracha. Bracha, come here.

Sorry. I'll be right back.

Bracha, come sit by me.

Why is it so dark in here?

The bulb must have gone out. Come closer.

Yudale, why did you call me? -You'd better leave them alone.

Stop that, someone can walk in.

No one's gonna walk in. they're all busy doing the same thing.

No!

Would you like to come into the other room? -OK.

Have fun.

Do you want to? -OK.

No, stop it.

Why? Don't you want to? -I can't. -Why not?

I'm on my period. -Seriously? - I swear.

Would you like a peanut? -No thanks.

The record is stuck. -What?

The record. It's stuck. Could you? -Yes. Yes.

Stop that. -So just take your shirt off.

I Can't. That's not fair. You've promised me a 100 times.

I've never seen you naked. -Stop that already.

I'm not stopping. I want you to take your shirt off.

I'm embarrassed. -By what?

By you.

So what do you want me to do?

I Don't know. I'm not taking my clothes off.

OK, but So go out to the porch.

What for?

Count to a 100, and I'll take off my top,

and I'll wait for you in bed.

OK, fine. But remember, just to a 100.

Remember, only to a 100.

One, two, three, four, five

six, seven, eight, nine

10, 11,12

Benzi, are you home? -Yes, I'm here.

What's this? What is this supposed to be?

Romek!

I Want him to tell me what this is supposed to be.

Benzi, tell your mother what this is supposed to be.

Miri yam. This is Miri yam. Miri yam, these are my parents.

Nice to meet you, dear. -Nice to meet you.

I'm gonna have a heart attack.

They made this house into a brothel.

Romek!

Tell him to take this ho out of here.

Benzi, take them out.

You know your mother has a high blood pressure.

Is someone going to fix that record already?

Romek, get me my pills.

Pills.

Get me a pill. -Quietly. Quietly.

Come on.

OK, guys. We can continue the party at the beach. Let's go.

Where's Yudale?

He's upstairs. -Oh no!

Lie down. Take your cloths off, get in bed.

I'm gonna get you a nice cup of tea, OK? -OK.

Close the door. I have a headache. -OK, OK.

A house full of naked girls. Oh dear.

85, 87, 90.

95, 96, 97,

98, 99, 100!

Leave me alone, Romek. -Who's Romek?

Benzi's mom! What are you doing here?

What am I doing here? What are you doing here, hoodlum?

Romek! -What is it?

What's going on here?

Benzi's dad!

What's going on here?

It's just a couple of us guys playing hide and seek. -Seek?

Call the police! He was in my bed!

We were just playing hide and... -I'll give you a hiding, I will.

Benzi's dad

Aren't you ashamed to be messing with your friend's mother?

It's not true fats have small ones and thins have big ones.

It is true.

You know what I've heard? -What?

That you can tell by the nose. Imagine De Gaulle's dick!

Black people have the biggest ones. That's bull.

No, it's true! -How would you know?

Because I once saw one, in the showers on the beach.

He had a dick this big.

I Feel sorry for his girl. -No, girls love it big.

Man, since when did you become such an expert on fucking?

Froyke says, Froyke knows.

Don't forget he has seven inches. Seven and a half.

The size doesn't matter. You just have to use it right.

I know how to use it better than you.

Come on, four eyes, you can't even see where to stick it in.

Yeah? Well you have such a tiny twig, no one can see it anyway.

When he wants to jerk off, he has to use a map to find it.

Don't touch me, fatso.

Would you two quit fighting? -What are you doing? stop that!

Stop fighting! Come on girls. Let's go to the beach.

Would you be careful?

Benzi! -Nili!

I Haven't seen you in ages. -Me neither.

How are you? Fine. -How are you? Me?

Hanging out, going out, friends, parties.

And you? Are you still hanging around your old friends?

Momo and Yudale? -Yeah.

Tell them I said Hi. -OK.

Would you like to see them? They're here at the beach.

No, you tell them I said hi. -OK.

OK then

So, I'll see you later. -See you.

And you can call me, you know. -What?

What are you doing this Friday? -When?

This Friday. -I don't know.

Come over then. -OK.

Hey. Oh!

Oh, Nurit, this is Nili. -How do you do? Hi.

OK, well, I'll see you later. -See you, Benzi.

Who was that? -Just a friend. We were in school together.

Was she your girlfriend? -No.

Momo's. -Oh.

Go Benzi, let him have it. Go, go, go!

Well, Froyke, when's the party you promised?

It's on Friday night.

You're parent will be out? -Don't worry about my parents.

We'll have the party on the roof. But it's BYOB.

Benzi will cover both of us.

No, I can't on Friday night. -Why not?

I have a math test. I've gotta study.

Weill just go for a little while. -No, I really can't.

I Have to study. You can go, if you want to.

What? without you? -Yeah. Why not?

Guys, come quick. I just saw a couple right there, fucking.

Where? Where?

A couple fucking!

Turn on the water.

Benzi, what are you looking for in there? -Underwear.

Don't you make a mess. -Underwear! 'm taking a shower.

Are you going out tonight? -Yes.

Where to? -A party.

That's all he does, parties. -That's right.

I've seen your kind of parties. It's profanity.

Wipe your feet with the feet towel, you hear?

I Hear you!

This boy will give me a heart attack.

Benzi.

Hi.

What are you doing here? I thought you were studying.

Yeah, I...

I just finished. I was on my way to see you.

What? What are you doing here? -I brought you something.

What? -A gift.

A gift? -Yes. Would you like me to help you put it on?

Do you like it? -Yes, it's nice. Thanks.

Why did you spend all that money on me?

Don't you know what today is? -No.

Well, you should. It's our two months anniversary.

Really?

May I kiss you? -Of course.

Would you like to dance? -No, I don't feel like it.

Would you like me to get you a drink? -No.

Why not? - I don't want a drink.

Why are you so testy? -I'm not testy, I told you.

If you want to dance, dance. Do whatever you want.

But I want to dance with you. -But I'm happy here.

OK, fine, fine.

Nurit, come here. You have to hear this. I'll be right back.

Momo, give me a cigarette.

Tami, come here. -I'll be right back.

Say, what's up with you and Nurit? -Nothing, why?

Are you upset? -No.

What about Nili? -What about Nili?

Are you stupid or what? I saw you two talking on the beach.

So we talked. So what? -Listen, Benzi, she's not for you.

You deserve way better than her.

Man, will you stop bullshitting me?

What did you do to make your boyfriend so pissed?

I Was about to ask you the same thing.

You've known him longer. -come on, let's dance.

Say, when is your curfew?

Why, you want to be rid of me already?

Don't be silly. I just don't want you to get in trouble.

Don't worry, I won't. I can stay as long as I want to tonight.

Stop that, you idiot. My parents will kill me.

Hello?

Nili?

It's Benzi.

No, I got tied up somewhere.

I tell you when I get there.

Say,

are you staying in tonight?

OK. Alright.

So soon, then.

See you.

OK then

Good night. -Will I see you tomorrow?

Yes.

Can we go to the beach?

Weill see, OK?

OK, s0 good night.

See you. -See you.

Hi. -Hi.

Is it too late? -No, it's fine.

My parents are at my uncle's. Come on in.

What's happened to you? I was worried.

I Got stuck with the nag.

Your girlfriend?

Sort of.

The one I saw at the beach? -Yeah.

She's cute.

Yeah. She's a little nagging.

Just when I was about to come here she came over,

and I had to go to this crappy party with her.

Is she crazy about you?

I think so.

Are you about her? -No way.

So I guess it's over with you two.

Yes. She made such a fuss,

she started crying. I had to get rid of her.

Come closer.

You're so sweaty.

Yeah, I ran all the way here.

So go take a shower, and I'll get you something to drink.

I Wouldn't feel right. Your parents...

Don't worry about it. My parents are only coming back tomorrow.

Do you need help?

No.

Benzi?

I Want to ask you something.

What?

But be honest.

OK.

Back when I was with Momo, were you in love with me?

Why do you ask that? -No reason.

Couldn't you tell? -And now?

Guess. -No, you tell me.

I love you.

Put on your pants and don't give me a hard time.

He's a great boy, but they've got this crazy fashion today.

They all want crazy clothes, like that singer, Prestler.

Who?

Elvis Prestler. Haven't you heard about him?

That crazy singer with the sideburns.

The sideburns.

Forget these pants. I want short black ones.

You'll wear black pants when I die.

I Don't want these pants, do you hear me?

I Want you to wear normal clothes,

and not look like a hoodlum from the projects.

At least you'll make a good impression on my cousin.

Tell him he looks nice.

Boy, you look fit for a king. It looks custom made.

You look like a prince in these clothes, I swear.

It's big, it's ugly, it's disgusting.

I Want black pants.

Who in they're right mind would wear black pants?

It's unfashionable.

I Got this pants just a week ago.

They're just like that singer's -Albert

Prestler. -Albert Prestler.

My cousin would love seeing you like that.

Would you stop with your cousin already?

Do you hear how he talks to me?

I Buy him these pants on account of my cousin,

and he speaks to me like this.

22. -15.

No way. Not one penny less.

OK, fine. Goodbye.

Benzi, take off these pants and let's go. -Mom. Mom.

Would you stop driving me crazy? -Be quiet.

Get in there and take off these pants. He'll come get me. -Mom!

Do as you're told. Take off these pants.

Where are you going, Ma'am? Come on. -I'm not going anywhere.

15. That's as low as I go.

Whatever. Come on, come on.

And you'll throw in the alterations. -Yeah, yeah.

What did you take them off for? He needs to do the alterations.

You just told me to take them off!

Get in there and put them on. Do you want to look like a slob?

And it better not shrink in the laundry!

What shrink? This is British fabric!

Tuck your shirt in. I don't want her to see you like that.

Would you leave me alone?

You should be thankful I even came here.

What does your cousin look like?

I've never seen her.

The letter said she looks like Many a. -So how will we recognize her?

Leave that to me. She's a woman who looks like...

I don't understand why she can't stay with aunt Fan ya.

I was wondering the same thing.

Do you always have to take his side? -I'm not taking his side.

I Don't understand why she has to live with us in our tiny apartment,

when Fan ya has that huge flat all to herself.

Because Fan ya works all day, and someone has to take care of her.

She's not a young kid who can be left alone.

Hello! Hello there!

Hello everyone. Hello everyone!

Benzi. -Hello, hello.

This is my husband, Romek.

O, hello. - Benzi, take her suitcase.

Such nice people.

This is for you. -You shouldn't have. Thanks.

Come on, we're going home. -Where's your dad?

What dad? -Your dad.

My dad? He died. -Died?

God rest his soul.

When did he die? Your dad? -Don't cry.

Didn't aunt Many a tell you?

Many a? Who's Many a? -What do you mean who's Many a?

Wait a minute. Who are you? What's your name?

Rosa Feina. -Rosa Feina? Where's Frieda?

Sonya, it's not her. -Oh my God!

I'm sorry, we thought you were our cousin.

Give her her suitcase.

I Want my family. Where's my dad?

What are you asking me for? Go look for them. Go, go.

You said you knew her. -You saw how she grabbed me.

Grabbed, right.

Sonya? -Yes, what?

I'm Frieda.

Oh my God, Frieda!

Benzi, give her a kiss. -Hello. Romek, Romek.

Frieda.

Don't just stand there with the suitcases. Go and...

My dear, my dear.

Chocolate, chocolate.

Don't just stand here. Kiss her, you fool.

Standing there like an idiot. what are you looking at?

My dear.

Good, good, more.

How's the soup? -Great, Sonya. It's great.

You can't get soup like that in a restaurant.

Right Romek? -Sure, sure.

It's good, isn't it? -Yes, thanks.

Maybe Frieda can come live with me?

No way. We've got room.

Besides, you work all day. She's never home.

Eat up, eat up. The soup will get cold.

Eat up, eat up.

Romek, the soda!

What soda?

Eat up.

Some pepper? -Yes, thanks.

Romek, how are the matzo balls? -Wonderful.

Eat up, I said.

Fan ya, do you want to help me clear the table?

I'm going to the kitchen.

What's wrong? -You should ask your hoodlum son.

What did I do? -What did he do?

He knows exactly what he did.

Shame on you.

Benzi? Is that you?

Yes.

I made the sofa for you. -Why?

Because Frieda is staying in your room. -Fine.

Frieda. -Dad!

Benzi, what are you doing here? -What are you doing here?

Romek, what are you doing there? -Nothing. I'm in the kitchen.

So get me a glass of water. -Right away.

Get off the bed. I'm ashamed of you.

What if she sees you here like that?

But... -Don't argue with me! get out! Out! Out!

Good night. Good night. -Good night.

Good night. Good night. -Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Enough with the good nights already. Go to sleep.

Get in the room and don't come out.

Good night in there, good night in here.

Frieda is really nice.

Why doesn't she play with us?

What's wrong? Don't they play cards in your country?

Well, she's had a really long day. And she's leaving tomorrow.

She's packing now.

Psycho, what are you doing? What are you doing?

What? She let Momo have some, she'll let me have some too.

Momo.

Come on already.

I talked to Benzi, it will be fine. Come on.

Come on go.

What a cousin. What a cousin.

Man, what a cousin.

What a crappy hand. What crappy cards.

Sonya, would you give our guests something to drink?

Go put the kettle on, il make coffee.

OK, fine. Play a round without me. Sonya's making the coffee.

(polish)

You're husband is great.-A great trouble is what he is. -Sonya!

Holy hell, what a great lay.

Who's there? -It's me, Romek.

Would you like a cup of coffee? -No, no. Maybe later.

May I please come in? -No, no. Maybe later.

OK, I'll come later.

Go away. Go away! -I cant, I can't!

I can't, Benzi!

They're glued together.

Get out!

Benzi, try to pull them apart. -I can't.

Let's go in the shower.

Benzi, turn on the water. Go, go already.

Hurry. Hurry.

Turn on the water.

Turn on the water.

Come on!

What's going on here? Where is all the water coming from?

No, it's Frieda. She broke the tap.

I fixed it. -The house will be flooded.

No, no, I fixed it. Everything's OK.

Good night. -Good night.

Good night. -Good night.

She ruined my dick!

You again! -Benzi's dad, Benzi's dad!

Who was that?

He's name is Dudu. He's very nice, isn't he?

A friend of yours? -Just a good friend.

Why, is something wrong with him?

What, you let all your friends fondle you like that?

What's wrong with that? -I don't know.

You could get a bad reputation. -Who cares?

I Do. -That's your problem.

No, that's our problem. -We don't have a problem.

I Don't owe you anything, and you don't owe me anything.

Dudu is a friend, just like everyone else. Just like you.

No, not like me. -Why? -Because I love you.

Do me a favor and don't start gushing, all right?

But I do love you.

I Told you. That's your problem. If you want to come with me,

come, and if not, you can stay here.

Benzi, Benzi!

Hi, Nurit. I didn't see you there.

I waited for you yesterday.

Yeah, I had to stay home. Come on, we'll be late.

Wait a minute, I want to talk to you.

But class is about to start. Weill be late. Come on.

Benzi, you're avoiding me. -Me? I'm not avoiding you.

It's not just yesterday. You've been acting strange for a while.

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong. You're imagining things.

I Hardly see you anymore. -Sure you see me.

It's the end of the year, right? I have to study. I have no time.

Stop, what are you crying for? -Leave me alone.

Stop, come on, everyone's staring.

I don't care. Let them stare.

Come on, stop crying. Come on.

Benzi, I want you to be fair with me.

If you don't love me anymore, say so.

I Do love you.

So what's the matter with you?

You've changed. What happened?

Nurit, I'll tell you what it is. It's finals. It'll blow over.

Come on, come to class.

Benzi, I want you to tell me you love me.

I Can't right now. -You see?

OK, fine, I love you. Now come to class.

You go ahead, I'll catch up.

Hi guys. -Hey. -Hey.

How are you, Yudale? -Fine, Bracha.

Guys, can I talk to you for a minute?

No, that's not for girls. That's just for boys.

I just... I'll be right back.

What's the matter, Yudale? You're sweating like a pig.

You'll sweat too, after you hear what I have to tell you.

Well? -Don't rush me! -Come on, give it up! What is it?

You know Ram, my brother's friend? -Yeah, s0?

So he started taking piano lessons.

That's all? -Wait a minute, listen.

He told my brother that his piano teacher is a horny bitch.

You just touch her and she starts talking to herself.

Wow. Do you have her address? -Sure. Mendele 6, third floor.

Here, this is her place.

What did you say her name was? -Mrs. Koopershmidt.

OK, move over. I'm going in first.

Momo, get right to business, don't be shy.

Yudale, give me a 20.

What do you need money for? -To pay for the lesson. Give it.

Why me? -Just give it already.

Don't forget to pay me back.

Hold on.

Hello. Yes? -Hello. -What can I do for you?

I'm here for a piano lesson. -Yeah? Well come on in.

Come in, come in.

What can I do for you?

Are you the piano teacher? -Yes.

I wanted to have a piano lesson.

Are you a beginner, or have you studied before? -A beginner.

Well, my sister Fritzi teaches the beginners.

Fritzi! Fritzi, come here.

You have a student.

Come into the room, my sister will be right with you.

(GERMAN)

Hello, I'm Fritzi the teacher.

Hello, I'm Momo.

My sister... a beginner? -Yes.

You don't look like one.

Please, have a seat.

Here's the piano.

Oh, sit by the piano? -Yes.

Do exactly what I do.

Look at my hands.

Look at your hands? -Yes.

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do.

La, La, La...

Fortissimo!

Crescendo!

Fortissimo!

Crescendo!

Good.

Good.

Fortissimo!

Crescendo!

Crescendo... fortissimo.

Now you play.

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do.

Good.

Good. You're very good.

Do Re Mi Fa

Sol La Ti

Do Do Do Do!

Someone's coming.

So, how was it? -Unbelievable.

She didn't give you any trouble? -What trouble?

That's no piano teacher. That's a flute teacher.

OK, it's my turn now. -You stay out of this.

(GERMAN)

Hello. -Hello. Are you the piano teacher? -Yes.

I want to...

Yes, come on in please.

Yes? - want to take a piano lesson.

When do you want to start? -Right now. Right away.

You pay later. What is your name? -Yudale.

Yudale, are you a beginner or advanced?

I'm very advanced. I've been playing for years.

Well, Mudale, come on in.

Yudale. -Yes, yes, Yudale.

Sit by the piano.

OK, I want to hear you play.

What would you like to play, Beethoven or Tchaikovsky?

Whatever you've got. -All right.

So we'll start at the top. Four hands.

Three, four, and...

I see you haven't played in a while.

Yeah, I broke my arm. It was in a cast.

Maybe you can play the flute?

Of course I can play the flute, but this is a piano lesson.

Mudale, look at my hands.

Free hand... Elegant fingers...

Hand lifted... Finger coming down...

Mudale, turn the page please.

One, two, two, three, and...

One two three four...

Hi. -Hi.

Nurit, do you remember Nili? -Sure.

How are you? -Fine, and you? Cramming the books?

Yes.

Hey, isn't that the chick we saw at the beach? -Yes.

Nurit, give me a minute. -OK.

You're telling me stories about exams, but your playing around.

You're one to talk? What are you doing here with this jerk?

What am I doing here? What are you doing here?

Didn't you tell me you broke up with that dog?

What did you think, I'll just go and tell her I'm dumping her?

I Didn't ask you to do that, but you shouldn't have lied to me.

What did you want me to do? -You should have told her about us.

Nurit!

Nurit!

I'm sorry. -You have nothing to be sorry about.

Let me explain. -There is nothing to explain.

I Just came here to give you back all this stuff.

What's that? - All the stuff you gave me when you loved me.

Or at least you said you did.

I Didn't lie to you. -Didn't you?

You just cheated on me with that bimbo.

That's not cheating. -Isn't it?

What is it then?

Screwing around? -Yes, screwing around.

If you want to stay a virgin forever, that's your business.

But jerking off all the time isn't enough for me. Get it?

I Hate you.

Hi Benzi, hi Nili. -Hello.

Hi Yudale, what's up? -Nothing. Want some?

Hi guys.

Hi. -Hi.

So Benzi, how's fucking? -Great. You?

Nurit, stop it.

Did you get a chance to rest since you've been with this slob?

Who are you calling a slob, bitch?

Look who's talking! -Nurit, that's enough.

Why? This is fun. Let the poor thing express herself.

Momo, why don't you get me a drink? -Right. Come on.

I hate you so much.

Nurit is a wreck. -Well, what can I do about it?

Why did you bring her here? -I didn't know Nurit was here.

Never mind. Just go and calm her down. - I don't want to.

Come on, as a favor to me. Just go and tell her something nice.

Go Benzi. Do it for me.

Go, Benzi.

What's the matter?

Nurit, stop it.

It's not the end of the world.

Stop crying.

Don't think I'm crying because I love you.

So why are you crying?

I'm mad at myself for even giving a damn about you.

And I hate having everyone feel sorry for me.

Nurit... -Don't touch me!

For your information, I never want to see you again, ever.

Do you hear me?

Enough! -What is it? What's wrong?

Come on, I want to talk to you alone.

Leave me alone, I want to dance.

Nothing to see here, guys, keep dancing.

Let go of my hand.

I Didn't bring you to this party to embarrass me, you hear?

You're just jealous. -Maybe I'm jealous,

but I can't stand it when other guys touch my girl.

You know what? I've had it with you.

Nili, hold on. -What do you want?

I Want us to stop doing this. -Stop doing what?

You're acting like a little boy. -And how were you acting?

Let go of me, I want to leave. -Wait a minute.

OK, sorry. Fine.

I'm sorry.

Do you want me to walk you home?

Do as you please.

I Want to kiss you.

Come on guys, what's going on? Let's go, we'll miss the movie.

Hold on, Nili isn't here yet.

That Nili, she's always late.

You tell her to come in the a.m., she gets here in the p.m.

Here she comes.

Nili...

We've been waiting for you. -One minute.

What did you say? -Is tomorrow OK? -We'll miss the movie.

Can't you see she's talking to me? Butt out!

Quit yakking.

What yakking? Who's yakking?

Get your hands off... -Off of where?

Guys! Benzi's in a fight, come quick.

Leave him alone. -Leave me alone.

Get your hands off. -Leave him alone. -OK, get your hands off!

Get your hand off! -Come on, leave them alone.

Come on, let's go. -Enough, stop it.

Assholes.

Give me a call, OK?

What is it? What?

Benzi, forget about him. Go wash your face.

Froyke, take the girls to the cinema.

Weill be there later. -Yudale can take them.

I Didn't hear what he told you. -What?

Nili, are you coming? -No, I'll come later with Benzi.

Come on.

Bastards. I'm going to rip them a new one. -Yeah, right.

It's all because of that Nili chick. -Yudale, shut up.

What do you want? He's right.

Look, Benzi, don't think I'm butting in your business,

but I do consider myself your friend.

Listen, Benzi. Forget about that girl. She's all wrong for you.

Would you let me decide myself what's right for me?

Benzi, you're blind. You can't see what's in front of you.

Look, butt out of my life, OK?

You know, I always wanted to tell you the truth about Nili.

But I told myself:" don't be a prick. Let him deal with it".

But I see what's happening to you, Benzi.

Listen to me. Dump her to hell. You're deserve better than that.

What's up, what's going on? You want her for yourself? -Jackass.

If I wanted to nail her, I would have done it just like that.

I Know this bitch, she's fucking everyone in town.

You want to fight? Then fight.

Well? What are you waiting for? Fight!

Benzi, hold on. Benzi, let me tell you something.

Yudale, stop following me, will you?

Benzi, I want to tell you something.

I'm really sorry about what happened.

It's OK. I'm used to it.

No, really. I never meant for something like that to happen.

You should have thought about it. -Wait, I want to say something.

Come on, we're late for the movie. -Wait, it's important.

Look, Benzi...

I'm really sorry.

I know I shouldn't have acted like that.

Not just today, but all those other times as well.

I Want you to know I love you.

Hi. -Hi.

I'm glad you came. You said you wouldn't be here today.

Yeah, I'm sick of studying, so I went out for some air.

Great. Come on in.

Sit down.

Roni, this is Benzi. Benzi, this is Roni.

Nice to meet you.

So where was I? Oh, yeah,

Itzik and I went dancing and we met all these guys,

like Yossi and Haim. Do you know them?

We had a blast. I was dancing like crazy,

but Itzik pissed me off. He talked for an hour

with each person he met.

Hey, do you know Chaya? -Chaya? Yeah, sure.

You should have seen her there yesterday.

She had a cleavage up to here, and she was high as a kite.

Anyway, we had a blast.

Benzi, could you put the kettle on? Let's drink something.

Do you still get to see Shmulik?

What's going on? Has the water boiled yet?

What a dork, you forgot to turn it on.

What's wrong with you? -Nothing.

I'm sick of your mood swings. -You have something to say? Say it.

OK, il say it. -Well?

You... you're a bitch. A big, fat bitch is what you are.

Hey, don't you yell at me.-I'll yell at whoever I damn please.

You won't yell. You don't own me, and no one else owns me.

You can go back to your doggy friend Nurit, and yell at her.

Don't you talk about her like that, or I'll let you have it.

Fuck you.

Give ...

What, all of it? -Everything. Those too.

How much is it? -10.