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Let's go, come on! Hey, bookbags, let's go!

Whose is whose?!

-Let's go, lunches! -Hurry up, boy!

Let's go!

[yelling]

I can't believe we overslept!

I thought I set the alarm.

Hey, me too.

At least we got 'em out in time.

-Teamwork... -Makes the dream work, baby.

[sighs]

It's kind of quiet around here. Where is everybody?

They had to do something down at the church.

They'll be back around 10 or 11.

So we got the place to ourselves for a few hours.

Yes, we do.

Bedroom, now!

You ain't said nothing but a word.

Baby, go grab the whipped cream and the honey.

Oh, you trying to get fly trapped!

[Leah] Can you grab the strawberries too?

Oh, oh, you want the strudel!

[Leah] Yes, I do!

[giggling]

-Come on! -[bell ringing]

I can't believe we missed the bus.

Why didn't you catch it?

You weren't running that fast either.

I can't run in these shoes, you know that.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, we should ask mom and dad

-if we can stay home today. -No, it's my Senior year, okay?

I can't afford to miss anymore days.

Come on, let's go ask them for a ride.

Come on!

[screaming]

Uh, Mr. Brown--

Didn't your doctor tell you not to be eating all that mess?

My doctor ain't said nothing like that.

Yes, he did. I was right there when he told you.

Cora, Jesus is my doctor!

And he declared all things are clean, anyway.

You so hard headed!

-Hey, Efe. -Hey, Ms. Cora.

How you doing, what you watching?

Just watching the news.

[Woman] There's a state-wide recall

on Reuben's cheddar cheese,

the cheese that Bama's Big Country Burgers uses.

Oh, Mr. Brown!

-Say what? -What did you have at Bama's?

Cora, I had a triple cheese Rueben bacon bypass burger

with extra cheese and extra chili cheese fries.

Heaven! You want me to go order you one?

No, no, Mr. Brown.

[stuttering]

[Woman] An entire family that recently ate the Reuben cheese

at Bama's Big Country Burgers have developed a rare, terminal,

flesh eating disease that normally kills its victims

within a couple of months.

Oh, Mr. Brown, how many times did you eat there this week?

Everyday.

Mr. Brown, we may have to take you to the hospital.

Y'all think I'ma die?!

[Male Singer] ♪ No matter what you do I love you ♪

♪ No matter where you go I'm behind you for sure ♪

♪ Always remember blood ain't never water ♪

♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪

I'm too young to die, I'm too pretty!

I ate seven double cheeseburgers 'cause of they special.

Well, what was the special?

Well, if you eat there Monday through Thursday,

you can get a free fresh fat triple-cheese double decker

burger for free Friday.

I feel like I'm dying, y'all losing me.

It's eating my-- Cora, look, my flesh is going away.

Instead of looking at it as if you have a couple of months

to die, look at it like you have a couple of months to live.

-[Cora] Okay. -What you talking about?

Maybe, a bucket list.

Yes, a bucket list, like Marilyn did.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah! -Do you remember?

Marilyn dead.

Just think, it's like, you know, you do, get to do things

that you wanted to do that you haven't done yet.

-[Efe] Yes. -I guess so.

I guess I have to look at it like I'ma live.

Yeah, you gonna live.

I'ma go and see what I need to do.

Yeah, just take your time and think about it.

We're here to help.

Since I'm gonna die, I'ma go ahead and finish

my burger and fries while I walk, okay?

I don't know what to think.

I can't imagine living without Mr. Brown.

I know God has the last say so, but maybe we can get

a second opinion and we can try to beat this thing.

-Yes, yes. -[Woman] Everyone who contracts

the disease dies. Everyone.

There's a 100% death rate.

A couple of months max to live then death comes-a-knocking.

[Vinny] Hey!

Who died?

-Mr. Brown. -Mr. Brown is dead?!

Vinny, no, he's dying!

Oh man, I bet he ate that cheese down at Bama's.

You know Merl called me and told me that

once you eat that cheese, man,

in a couple of months it's a wrap. You're done, it's over.

Okay, we got it, Vinny! We got it!

I mean, we already trying to process this thing.

My bad, I'm sorry.

Efe, I think maybe we should move Mr. Brown in here

and we'll just take care of him until his time come.

Yes, yes.

I'ma miss old Brown, I really am.

Wait a minute...

You know, since me and Brown went in business together,

technically I can take out an insurance policy on him.

You know what? You better get him out of my face!

That's what you better do! You better hold me back.

Okay, I, I know this is a tough time but unfortunately

we at the peak season, you know?

Ain't gonna be no discount!

Brown gonna have to pay full price.

Oh, I can't take this, I can't take this!

He ain't dead yet!

He can pay 'fore he dies.

Uh...

Kids, um, I wanted to talk to y'all about

what you saw this morning.

Look Dad, we don't know what we saw

and we really don't want to talk about it.

Look Sweetie, I understand but just...

You know, your mom and I, we just don't get much

alone time these days.

I have never seen that much whipped cream in my life.

[chuckles]

Well you know, we just got a little excited and--

Decided to put food toppings on each other?

-Well, your mom-- -The football helmet

and the football pads?

What were you gonna use those for?

Look, you know, when we were younger--

Hut, hut.

Philip can't talk.

I mean, he hasn't spoken a word since.

I don't know if he'll ever speak again.

[sighs] I'm going to talk to your mom, I'll be right back.

Why is your daddy walking like he saw the police?

We don't wanna talk about it.

Talk about what?

[moaning]

Philip?

Oh, you saw your mom and daddy doing the nasty, right?

[laughing] Is this your first time?

Yes, and we never want to see that again.

Look, y'all don't knock before you go in?

-No. -You don't listen to the door?

-No. -Well, hell,

that's your fault then.

I caught my momma and daddy doing the nasty one time,

they was both butt-naked, James Brown blasting.

Say it loud , I'm black and I'm proud!

After that, I knocked before I entered, man.

Every time I close my eyes I see whipped cream and honey.

[shudders]

It's perfectly fine for your mom and dad

to have a healthy love life. I mean, they happily married.

They take care of this facility and you two full time,

so sometimes they take care of each other.

We didn't know that was how they were taking care of each other!

-So, they nasty freaks. -[wailing]

-I mean, real nasty freaks. -[wailing]

Two freaks that love each other.

I ain't know Mom was that athletic.

[whimpering] Oh, God.

I don't wanna hear no more about it, alright?!

From now on, nothing!

And if you hear Keith Sweat or Jodeci, do not go in, okay?

There's some marching band music.

How does he know that?

[Mr. Brown] Hey, hello!

Oh, you seem to be in good spirits, Mr. Brown.

Cora, that's 'cause I only have a few months to live

-and I'm fixin' to live it up. -Very good, very good.

So what things did you come up with

that you want to accomplish?

Okay, I wrote a few things down.

I thought long and hard about this.

-[Cora] Okay. -I want an extra-greasy,

extra-cheesy, double-meat cheeseburger from Bama's.

Mr. Brown, that is the reason why

-you're in this situation now. -That's right!

Well, I was gonna get it right before I took my colonoscofy,

but since I'ma die, I'ma just eat it now.

It's colonoscopy, Mr. Brown.

Cora, I know what I'm saying.

And another thing, till I die, don't correct me.

-Oh. -Thank you.

Okay.

Oh, and another thing I wanna get,

I wanna get a subscription to Payflix

so that way I can watch my favorite show,

Kung Fu Soul Brother season 3.

Yes, Cora, you know you can't get it for free no more,

so you gotta pay for it.

I will sign up for a Payflix account for you today,

Mr. Brown.

Okay, this one, this one is very important.

I wanna be a part of an inside joke that keeps Vinny

on the outside.

We can make that happen.

[laughing]

That'd be good.

Cora, this one's dear to my heart.

Okay.

I wanna bake my momma's world-famous pound cake

from stretch.

-Yes. -Okay.

I want people to feel the joy that I felt

when it came fresh out the oven.

-All right. -Yep.

Oh, and I wanna go to the momma-land!

-Oh! -I'ma go to Africa!

Yes, I wanna go over there and see the pyramids and everything.

I wanna get on one of them big ol' trucks

so I can see all the animals.

I wanna go see me a rhino-sauras.

[laughing]

Oh Mr. Brown, you mean a rhinoceros.

Don't correct me.

Well, your wish is our command, alright?

Alright, let's get started.

Okay.

You know, I think they'll put me an egg on my burger if I ask.

-[Cora] An egg? -[Mr. Brown] Yeah with chicken.

Ain't no burger like a Bama burger.

'Cause a Bama burger don't stop!

See, season 3 his ex-girlfriend took him and chopped him up

into a whole bunch of little pieces.

But his new girlfriend put him all back together

so they can go out and fight crime.

Wait, wait, how is he alive if his body got chopped up?

And how is a hero if he got defeated by his ex-girlfriend?

This don't make no sense!

Okay, okay, let me explain to you his superpowers.

I'mma explain it to you.

Any ideas how we can complete the rest of his bucket list?

Well, um, let's see.

Well, I know the inside joke on Vinny, we can make that happen.

Then he wants grandmama's, uh, uh, uh pound cake.

I have to get the rest of that recipe.

But this pyramid and African safari, I don't know how

-we gonna make that happen. -We'll come up with something.

But more importantly, how are you holding up?

I understand you have a lot on your shoulders.

Well, thank you Efe. I'm okay, I'm okay.

But God said he won't put no more on you

than what you can bear.

But I can't complain, compared to what

Mr. Brown is going through, this is nothing.

Oh my God, did you just see that?!

I told you, I told you!

Kung Fu Soul Brother ain't no joke!

I seen him defeat the biggest and toughest foes

that you ever gonna see.

And who is that?

-The po-po. -Oh.

[laughing] He seems in good spirits.

Yes, he does.

But he knows he's loved.

A lot of people don't get that.

Oh Ms. Cora, you are, you are part of making this facility

of love.

Mr. Brown is our family and we will do any and everything

to make sure he is comfortable.

Thank you, Efe.

You've been such a great big help, thank you so much.

-He gonna do it. -No he not.

-Yes, he is! -No, he's not!

[yelling]

I can't believe it, I can't believe.

How did I not know about Kung Fu Soul Brother?

I tell you, can't nobody mess with Kung Fu Soul Brother,

not even the government!

I told you! Look at it!

I'm glad he's enjoying himself.

Yes, he's over there laughing like kids.

Over there just giggling.

It makes me feel so good.

I know this is a bad time, but could y'all look over these

insurance papers I bought on Mr. Brown.

You know, I want to make sure I get my maximum profits.

You know, I got all my ducks in a row.

Could you look at this real quick?

If you don't get in between us, cause he about to make me angry,

he's so stupid!

-Excuse me! -Hey!

Can't y'all see we're watching the Kung Fu Brother?

Man, have some respect.

That's him over here.

[arguing]

-That's his famous move. -[Cora] That's just out of line.

Fish hook mouth move. Fish hook mouth move.

-Let me try it on you! -No, no, no!

Fish hook mouth move!

That's his death move. Fish hook mouth move, pull it!

Hey, hey, hey, that burger smell like death.

But it's good, though.

-[banging on door] -It's your kids!

-It's your kids! -It's your kids at the door!

Your kids!

Come in!

[Sandra] Three, two one.

How's it looking in here?

It's clear, it's clear.

It's usually us walking in y'alls room together.

Yeah, now we can see how that might be

a little bit intimidating.

We're not here to intimidate.

We're here to apologize.

Apologize for what?

For walking in on you guys.

We realize that you need to have a healthy love life.

Even if it involves food.

Lots of it.

That's very, very mature of you two.

Did you think of that on your own?

No, we actually had help from Grandpa Vinny.

Woo, I'm shocked.

And relieved.

That's really big of you both.

But we really never meant for you to see--

It's okay, we know you didn't.

We're just, we're happy that you guys are still together

and love each other.

And besides, I'll be in college next year

so I won't even have to worry about this.

We are so proud of who you two have become.

We've had a great mom and dad to show us the way.

And a grandpa who knows what he's talking about.

-Sometimes. -[chuckling]

Large emphasis on sometimes.

And we realized that you don't get to spend

a lot of time together alone so we got you a gift.

With the help of the Assisted Living family we got you guys

a weekend getaway to wine country, Georgia

so you guys can just be alone and enjoy yourselves.

Wow, I can't believe you two would do that for us.

You two are literally our biggest blessings in the world,

we love you more than you can ever imagine.

Thank you so much for doing this.

Group hug.

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-I'm falling -No don't fall, baby.

We did it, we did.

Cora, is that pound cake I smell?!

-Yes, Mr. Brown! -Where did you get recipe?!

I looked all over, I couldn't find it!

Well, I called Aunt Jane and she gave me the rest of the recipe

and Efe and Ms. Anastasia, we got the ingredients,

and we made Grandma's pound cake!

What, Cora?!

-Give me a piece! -Okay, okay!

It's been a long time since I had it.

-I'm trying. -Oh, Cora!

-Efe, would you like a piece? -Yes, please.

Cora, this is the only thing better than Bama's food.

-My mama's pound cake. -Alright.

It is our pleasure, Mr. Brown.

Yes, our pleasure.

It's the best thing you ever tasted, ain't it?

-Yes, sir. -You taste the butter?

Cora, you put the vanilla flavor?!

-Yes! -God dog, girl.

Is that pound cake, I smell?!

Cora made it just like my mama make it.

Oh man, I think I might have me a slice.

Okay, I'm all pound cake out right now.

Suit yourself, there's more for us.

You still mad?

I didn't even take out a insurance policy.

Let that slide, you know,

okay Mr. Brown, I know this might not be a good time

but you think, um, when you die I could take over

your brand new foot massage?

Not over my dead body.

Okay, suit yourself.

I'm gonna be the bigger man this time and let it go.

Well, I'ma take Ms. Anastasia some cake before I cut somebody.

Man, I didn't do nothing.

[chuckling]

Why don't lions eat seafood?

'Cause dogs can't swim in salt water.

[laughing]

That's hilarious!

I don't, I don't, I don't get the joke.

That's 'cause it's an inside joke.

[laughing]

Tell me what the joke was so I can get the joke.

You were outside the joke.

[laughing]

You know what, you know what, Mr. Brown?

If you don't tell me the joke, I won't give you the special gift

I got for you.

You ain't never got me no gift anyway.

You ain't never been about to die before.

True that.

Me, I'm interested.

What is this gift?

Is it an all-you-can-eat buffet coupon?

I actually got you something special, Mr. Brown.

You know, my weed stocks have gone through the roof

'cause got a brand new president in office, you know.

And so I took out some of my winnings and I,

I bought you a round-trip ticket to Africa.

What? What!

Okay.

Vinny, I don't...

I don't know what to say, Vinny. I don't have the words.

My mouth won't say nothing.

Thank you, Vinny, so much.

Man, get off of me with all that mushy stuff!

Please, hugging and carrying on.

Efe, why are you crying?

You ain't going no damn where!

And I ain't even think I was ever gonna say this,

I thought I was gonna say this when you was in the casket,

-I love you. -[gasps]

Vinny, I love you, man.

[crying] I love you, man.

You know what, hell, I love you too, Brown.

No, no, no! With all this--No!

This is the way it is supposed to be!

Real men showing real emotions!

Oh, this is a group hug!

Hey, hey, what's going on?

Efe, why you crying?!

Mr. Vinny, he gave Mr. Brown a ticket to Africa.

-Really? -Oh, it was beautiful, Ms. Cora.

Round trip, Cora!

I just wanna, I wanna thank y'all for making my,

my round trip ticket.

I'ma be the first person in my family to ever see

one of them rhino-sauruses.

Rhinoceros, fool.

-Don't correct him. -Oh yeah, he about to die.

I'm sorry, yeah, let him go.

I'll see y'all.

-Bye, bye, Mr. Brown. -Bye, Mr. Brown.

I thank y'all from the top of my heart.

-Why you say he about to die? -I mean, he is about to die.

[doorbell rings] Well, you don't have to keep

reminding the man he about to die, if he dying.

But he know he about to die.

[crying]

Why are you crying?!

I'm really going to miss Mr. Brown.

We're all gonna miss Mr. Brown.

I know that stuff was legal, but you know,

God has the final say so.

Yes, he does.

He has the final say so.

Now, I know this might not be a good time to bring this up,

but you and Mr. Brown are kin, right?

So what I wanna know is will you be able to kick in

on his half of the bill?

You better get in between us 'cause I'm finna get him.

[yelling]

-Christian, Christian. -Yeah, I'm Christian.

Man, y'all Christians kill me!

You always talking about God gonna make a way.

Now you wanna beat my head.

-Shhh! -[yelling]

Just let me get one lick in, just one.

Oh, okay.

[Woman] We just received word that the internal

flesh-eating disease that killed an entire family in a week

was contracted from the lake they visited.

Everyone who ate at Bama's Big Country Burgers

isn't going to die...

Yet.

But if you've been in the lake, I have some terrible news.

Mr. Brown is gonna live!

[laughing]

Get off of me, get!

All this damn hugging, Efe.

Okay, I just want you to know that if anything really

had happened to Mr. Brown, I was gonna kick in

and take care of the bill.

Oh whatever, you wasn't gonna do that.

Wait a minute, I got something I better do.

I need to do this.

Yeah, hello?

Yeah, I'm gonna need to cancel a round-trip ticket to Africa.

-[arguing] -Right away.

Short, fat, black.

Oh, you'll know him when you see him.

-Hold me, hold me! -Yea, don't let him get--

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