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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,242 Dick: MARY?! 2 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:09,310 MARY! 3 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,279 LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE WITH MY COOL, NEW CAMERA. 4 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:14,348 OH, NO. QUIT IT! I ALWAYS LOOK TERRIBLE IN THOSE PICTURES. 5 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:17,085 BUT THESE ARE STICKY! 6 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,486 DICK, I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE. 7 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:21,021 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR NEW TOY OUTSIDE? 8 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:23,691 BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HERE. 9 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:27,395 LET'S DO THE MANY MOODS OF MARY ALBRIGHT. 10 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,963 ANGRY.... 11 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:33,701 ANGRY... 12 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,703 OK, THAT'S ENOUGH ANGRY. 13 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:38,239 LET'S MOVE ON TO IMPISH. 14 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:41,008 THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. 15 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,776 BUT YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. 16 00:00:42,810 --> 00:00:44,412 WHERE'S IMPISH? 17 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:45,246 YOU KNOW WHAT? 18 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,648 WE ARE ABOUT TO GET INTO A HUGE FIGHT. 19 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:48,449 OH, IF THAT'S THE CASE, 20 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:52,253 I BETTER PUT IN A NEW ROLL OF FILM. 21 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:54,322 I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 22 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:57,791 ALL RIGHT, SO ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT? 23 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:01,562 NO, UM, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST TAKE THE WEEKEND OFF. 24 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:02,696 WHAT? YEAH. YEAH. 25 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:03,564 THIS WILL BE GREAT. 26 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,266 UM, LET'S JUST TALK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS, 27 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,934 AND I'LL HAVE SOME TIME TO MYSELF 28 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:09,603 AND YOU'LL HAVE SOME TIME TO BREAK YOUR NEW CAMERA. 29 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:12,906 BUT, MARY-- 30 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,143 NINA! 31 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:16,510 DID YOU HEAR ANY OF THAT? 32 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:17,311 UNFORTUNATELY, YES. 33 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:20,481 I COULDN'T FIND MY WALKMAN IN TIME. 34 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:23,851 SO IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR ME AND MARY? 35 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:26,053 NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. 36 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,022 TAKING TIME APART IS WHAT HEALTHY COUPLES DO. 37 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:31,325 THAT'S WHY YOU TWO HAVE NEVER DONE IT. 38 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:33,761 BUT, NINA-- 39 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,634 SO, DICK, WHAT ARE YOU AND ALBRIGHT DOING TONIGHT? 40 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,236 WHAT ALL HEALTHY COUPLES ARE DOING... 41 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,604 SPENDING TIME APART. 42 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,906 Harry: I KNOW. I KNOW. 43 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,774 HARRY, YOU'RE SOAKING. 44 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,009 WELL, I WENT FOR A WALK 45 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:23,344 AND GOT CAUGHT IN THE RAIN, 46 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,979 AND SO I CALLED 911. 47 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:27,648 DON GAVE ME A RIDE HOME. 48 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:28,916 WELL, I WAS GLAD TO DO IT, 49 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,618 BUT WHEN I FILE MY PAPERWORK, 50 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,521 YOU'RE A RUNAWAY GIRL WHO TURNED HER LIFE AROUND 51 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:37,991 AFTER SOME STRAIGHT TALK FROM A CARING COP. 52 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:41,161 THAT'S ACTUALLY CLOSER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. 53 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,430 WELL, SEE YOU LATER, SALLY. 54 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:43,431 BYE, HON. 55 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:46,166 HARRY! 56 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,770 YOU WENT WALKING IN THE RAIN IN MY NEW SUEDE JACKET?! 57 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,506 WELL, THE GUY ON CHANNEL 10 SAID IT WAS GONNA BE SUNNY, 58 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:56,677 AND I'M EXPERIMENTING WITH THE BUTTONS ON THE OTHER SIDE. 59 00:02:56,710 --> 00:03:01,682 YOU JACKASS! THOSE IDIOTS ON TV CAN'T PREDICT THE WEATHER. 60 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:05,586 BUT THEY ARE VERY GOOD WITH THE LOTTO NUMBERS. 61 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:08,889 DICK, THIS COAT COST ME 400 BUCKS. 62 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,392 WE ARE GOING DOWN THERE. SOMEONE'S PAYING FOR IT. 63 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:12,326 WELL, IF YOU CAN DO THAT, 64 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,727 THEN I'LL GO HALFSIES ON YOUR NEW BLOUSE, 65 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:17,064 'CAUSE THAT RAN LIKE A SON OF A GUN. 66 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,206 WOW. 67 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,175 THE CHANNEL 10 NEWS SET. 68 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,144 THIS IS ALMOST LIKE BEING THERE. 69 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:32,680 HARRY, WE ARE THERE. 70 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,947 WELL, IN THAT CASE, 71 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,617 I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED. 72 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:37,985 WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU FOLKS? 73 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:40,020 ARE YOU THE IDIOT WHO DOES THE WEATHER? 74 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:43,357 NO. HE'S THE IDIOT WHO DOES THE NEWS. 75 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,526 WAIT A SECOND. I KNOW YOU. 76 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,328 YOU'RE, UH, YOU'RE... 77 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:50,964 I'M CHAZ MONTANA. 78 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:54,001 NO. THAT'S NOT IT. 79 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,603 GIVE ME A MINUTE. 80 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,271 CHAZ MONTANA? 81 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:58,806 THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME? 82 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,674 YES. 83 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,976 OK. LOOK, MONTANA, 84 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,812 YOU DOPES PREDICTED CLEAR SKIES, 85 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,180 AND MY BROTHER HERE GOT CAUGHT IN A DOWNPOUR. 86 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:11,251 HEY, WERE YOU IN FLASHDANCE? 87 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:12,986 WHATEVER. LOOK. YOUR STUPID FORECAST 88 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,756 RUINED THE BEST JACKET I EVER OWNED. 89 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:17,858 MISS, WE DON'T HAVE A BIG WEATHER BUDGET 90 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:18,826 LIKE THE OTHER STATIONS. 91 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,761 WE JUST PULL OUR FORECAST OFF THE INTERNET. 92 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,296 IT'S REALLY COOL. YOU JUST TYPE IN YOUR ZIP CODE-- 93 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:25,699 SAVE IT. RIGHT. 94 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,800 LOOK AT THAT SATELLITE PHOTO. 95 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,969 ANY IDIOT KNOWS THAT AN OCCLUDED FRONT 96 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,237 HOVERING OVER THE TWIN COUNTIES 97 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,839 WILL NOT GENERATE PRECIPITATION 98 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,741 PROVIDED THE DEW POINT DOESN'T SPIKE, 99 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:37,511 BUT LOOK, IT'S SPIKING. 100 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:38,512 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 101 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:39,513 OH, I'M TRAINED TO KNOW THAT. 102 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,681 YOU CAN JEOPARDIZE YOUR OWN SECURITY 103 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:45,719 BY NOT BEING CONSTANTLY AWARE OF ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS. 104 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,021 I TOTALLY AGREE. 105 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,458 NO. NOT FLASHDANCE. 106 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:53,927 YOU WERE ON THE NEW FAME! 107 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:54,828 ALL RIGHT, BOYS. 108 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,697 HERE IS HOW IT'S GONNA GO DOWN, ALL RIGHT? 109 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,600 EITHER I GET PAID IN FULL FOR MY JACKET, 110 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,670 OR I AM WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH THAT ACTION NEWS DESK. 111 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,237 I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. 112 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,039 YOU GOT MORE KNOWLEDGE AND TRAINING 113 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,040 THAN ANYONE WE HAVE. 114 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:11,111 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE OUR NEW WEATHER GIRL? 115 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,682 ME? 116 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,385 ON TV? 117 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,719 OK. 118 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,426 OOH, DICK, I GOT A JOB. 119 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,661 I'M THE NEW WEATHER GIRL DOWN AT CHANNEL 10. 120 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:28,629 ISN'T THAT COOL? 121 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,564 YEAH, AND I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU, TOO. 122 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:35,068 THIS IS GUY NIGHT, SO CIAO, CHICKIE. 123 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,470 THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT. 124 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:37,438 HARRY! 125 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,307 COME ON IN HERE, WILL YA? 126 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,944 HARRY, THIS TIME APART FROM MARY 127 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,814 IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO HANG OUT WITH YOU, 128 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:47,981 LIKE WE USED TO. 129 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,316 I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 130 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,252 AH, THAT'S HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD. 131 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,388 OH. WELL, SHOULD I GO GET SOME BEERS? 132 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,557 NAH, UH-UH-UH. NO NEED. 133 00:05:56,590 --> 00:06:01,729 I'VE GOT A WHOLE PITCHER OF MAI TAIS RIGHT HERE. 134 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,530 MARY'S FAVORITE. 135 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:05,699 LOOK. I'VE EVEN GOT PARASOLS. 136 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,768 THERE YOU GO. 137 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,603 THIS IS SO COOL. 138 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:11,439 WITH MARY, IT'S ALL ABOUT CANDLELIGHT, 139 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,940 BUT NOT FOR US GUYS. 140 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:16,009 THAT'S WHY I GOT PAPER LANTERNS. 141 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,081 YOU KNOW, I'M GOOD WITH THE OVERHEADS. 142 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:24,017 HARRY, DO YOU LOVE JAZZ? 143 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:24,552 UH... 144 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,154 SOFT, SMOOTH GUY-JAZZ? 145 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,355 [SOFT JAZZ PLAYING] 146 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,357 HERE. SIT, SIT. 147 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,459 NO. NO. NO. NO. 148 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:36,263 ON THE FLOOR. HERE. UNDER THE QUILT. 149 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,500 DOWN THE HATCH, DUDE. 150 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,001 HEY. 151 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,745 THIS FEELS SO RIGHT. 152 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,481 YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO THINK 153 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:56,884 THAT MAYBE WE NEED A COUPLE OF DAYS APART. 154 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,185 NO! YEAH. 155 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:01,254 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY WITH YOUR CAMERA? 156 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,892 I ALREADY BROKE IT. 157 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,030 SALLY? 158 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,833 THERE'S THE TEENIEST OF WARMING TRENDS ON ITS WAY, 159 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,401 BUT IS IT TIME TO BREAK OUT 160 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,003 OUR COCOA BUTTER AND ESPADRILLES? 161 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:20,240 ONLY I KNOW FOR SURE, BECAUSE I'M SALLY STORM. 162 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,875 AND WE'RE CLEAR. 163 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,076 THAT WAS GREAT! 164 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,312 NOW, THE KEY TO DRAWING IN AN AUDIENCE 165 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:28,749 IS FOR YOU AND CHAZ TO HAVE THAT WITTY, ON-AIR BANTER. 166 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,217 BUT IT'S GOT TO BE GENUINE. THE FOLKS AT HOME LOVE IT 167 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,351 IF YOU AND I ARE REALLY GOOD BUDDIES. 168 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:34,588 OK. UH, GENUINE BUDDY-BANTER COMING UP. 169 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:38,091 IN 5, 4, 3, 2... 170 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,327 HERE'S SALLY WITH THE FORECAST. 171 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,796 THANKS, CHAZ-BO. WELL, TOMORROW 172 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,132 THE TEMPERATURES WILL BE IN THE LOW 50s, 173 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,467 AND WE'LL BE GOING FROM FREEZY TO BREEZY 174 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,570 AS THIS SHIFT WILL BRING ABOUT 175 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:50,470 A SLIGHT BIT OF WIND 176 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,439 TO THE SOUTHWEST QUADRANT OF RUTHERFORD. 177 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:56,043 ACTUALLY, CHAZ, IT'LL BE MORE LIKE A ZEPHYR. 178 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,478 WOW. SO, A LITTLE WINDY, HUH, SAL? 179 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,180 OH, VERY WINDY, CHAZ. 180 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,182 SO YOU BETTER DOUBLE UP ON THAT GLUE YOU USE 181 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,752 TO HOLD YOUR WIG IN PLACE. 182 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,589 NO. NO, IT ISN'T. 183 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,194 [RING] 184 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:18,031 HELLO. 185 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,800 HELLO. DID YOU CALL? 186 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,069 BECAUSE I WAS IN THE SHOWER. I DON'T HAVE A THING ON. 187 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,107 I DIDN'T CALL. 188 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:30,377 A-ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE THE PHONE RANG. 189 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,312 HOW ARE YOU? 190 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,581 DICK! 191 00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:36,784 WHATCHA DOIN'? 192 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:37,851 I'M WATCHING A FILM. 193 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,953 OH! IS IT A FILM THAT WE SAW TOGETHER 194 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:43,356 AND YOU'RE WATCHING IT BECAUSE IT REMINDS YOU OF ME? 195 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,794 IF YOU MUST KNOW, IT'S DEUCE BIGELOW, MALE GIGOLO. 196 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,599 I'M HANGING UP NOW. 197 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,201 NO, NO. NO, MARY, WAIT. 198 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:57,938 THERE'S... THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO ASK YOU. 199 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:58,872 WELL, QUICKLY! 200 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,340 WHATCHA DOIN'? 201 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:12,953 IF ONLY SHE LOOKED AT ME THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT DEUCE BIGELOW, MALE GIGOLO. 202 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:20,260 Sally, on TV: HA HA HA. 203 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,663 WELCOME BACK. I'M SALLY STORM, 204 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:25,098 AND THIS IS THE ACCU-WEATHER FORECAST. 205 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,800 SALLY, LOOKIN' GOOD! 206 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:29,236 SO, MR. HAPPY SUN WILL HIT LIKE A LEAD PIPE 207 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,504 ON THE SOFT CARTILAGE OF RUTHERFORD'S NOSE, 208 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:34,407 CREATING A 2.5 MILE PER HOUR BREEZE 209 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,709 THAT'LL TRAVEL DOWN ELM STREET, 210 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,779 BANK OFF CITY HALL, AND DISSIPATE INTO THE PARK. 211 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,047 WAIT A MINUTE. 212 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,982 Chaz: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE THAT SPECIFIC, SALLY? 213 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,851 WELL, WAS I RIGHT TODAY, CHAZ? 214 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,686 WELL, YES. YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. 215 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,287 EVERY FORECAST. 216 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,622 NO! 217 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,190 IN FACT, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE PREDICT THE WEATHER SO ACCURATELY. 218 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,493 AND I'VE NEVER SEEN A GROWN MAN THROW UP TO KEEP HIS WEIGHT DOWN, 219 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:56,730 BUT IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING FOR YOU, CHAZ. 220 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,233 [RING] 221 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:03,871 HELLO. 222 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,306 HELLO, MARY? 223 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,941 WHATCHA DOIN'? 224 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,848 SALLY? 225 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:15,448 HEY. 226 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:16,917 I SAW YOUR BROADCAST. 227 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,185 WE HAVE TO TALK. 228 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,721 I CAN'T. I GOTTA GET THESE CHARTS TOGETHER FOR TOMORROW NIGHT. 229 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,389 SALLY, IT'S OVER. 230 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,490 WHAT? WHY? 231 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:24,658 YOU'RE TOO ACCURATE. 232 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,960 THEY'RE GONNA BE ONTO US. 233 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:32,299 DICK, I CANNOT QUIT. I HAVE WHAT WE IN THIS BUSINESS CALL HEAT. 234 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:36,169 AND YOU'LL FEEL HEAT WHEN YOU'RE UNDER THE FBI's GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS. 235 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:40,240 THAT'S RIGHT. THEY HAVE ONE. 236 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,676 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON TV. 237 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:43,744 SALLY, MAYBE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN 238 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:47,180 ABOUT THE DICK SOLOMON GOOD-TIME HOUR? 239 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,782 I HAVE WORK TO DO, OK? 240 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:49,850 SALLY, YOU WILL NOT-- 241 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,685 OH, MY GOD... WHAT? 242 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,186 LOOK AT THIS. 243 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,056 WHEN THIS MOIST GULF AIR COLLIDES WITH THIS CANADIAN COLD FRONT 244 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,091 AND THIS ALBERTA CLIPPER HAS HER WAY, 245 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,861 A SERIES OF TORNADOS WILL LEVEL... 246 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,529 ALL OF RUTHERFORD. 247 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,697 OUCH. 248 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,965 I GOTTA WARN 'EM. 249 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,735 NO. YOU ARE A SECURITY OFFICER FIRST AND A WEATHER GIRL SECOND! 250 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,703 YOU CANNOT COMPROMISE THIS MISSION! 251 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,338 NO ONE ELSE CAN PREDICT THESE TORNADOS! 252 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,306 THE OTHER STATIONS WILL GET IT ALL WRONG! 253 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:17,477 THAT'S BECAUSE THE ALIENS WHO WORK ON THOSE STATIONS ARE KEEPING THEIR MOUTHS SHUT! 254 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,949 DICK, LISTEN TO ME. 255 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,151 AT 9:05 TOMORROW NIGHT, 256 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,286 THERE WILL BE A CATASTROPHIC WEATHER EVENT, 257 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,554 AND PEOPLE WILL GET HURT! 258 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:31,058 YOU KNOW WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO CHANGE THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS. 259 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,693 NOW YOU WILL STAND IN FRONT OF THOSE CAMERAS, SMILE YOUR BIGGEST SMILE, 260 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,830 AND PREDICT SUNNY SKIES AND MILD TEMPERATURES! 261 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,732 ARE YOU ASKING ME TO TAKE A DIVE? 262 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,802 I'M NOT ASKING, LIEUTENANT, I'M TELLING. IT'S AN ORDER. 263 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,778 OK, NOW THAT THAT'S OVER, CAN WE TALK ABOUT MARY? 264 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,712 'CAUSE I'M FEELING KIND OF BLUE. 265 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,220 OH, WOW! THIS IS GREAT, DICK! 266 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,422 HOW DID YOU FIND OUT THAT PENDELTON HAD A BOMB SHELTER? 267 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,557 UH, THE SAME WAY I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE AIRPORT. 268 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:08,228 MARY AND I SNUCK IN HERE FOR A NOONER. 269 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,596 SO WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO, 270 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,532 JUST COME DOWN HERE AND LIVE WHILE THE REST OF RUTHERFORD PERISHES? 271 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,467 NO, NO. WE'LL INVITE PEOPLE. 272 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,435 WE JUST HAVE TO CONVINCE THEM 273 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,970 TO SPEND A NIGHT IN AN ABANDONED BOMB SHELTER 274 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,605 WITHOUT GETTING THEM A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS. 275 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,141 HMM, WELL, UH, I MEAN, THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM. 276 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,776 WE COULD PROBABLY PACK IN, LIKE, 20 PEOPLE. 277 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,612 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I DO NOT WANT A SWEAT FEST. 278 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,781 YEAH. NO-CAN-DO, HARRY. 279 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,350 I TELL YOU WHAT, LET'S ALL JUST CHOOSE ONE PERSON. 280 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,519 YEAH. YEAH. SOMEBODY WITH PRACTICAL SKILLS 281 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,987 THAT WE'LL NEED TO SURVIVE. 282 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,222 OOH. HOW ABOUT THE PLUMBER? 283 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,689 I DON'T KNOW. WE OWE HIM MONEY. 284 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,658 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 285 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,360 WE NEED TO SAVE OUR LOVED ONES. 286 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,262 WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, 287 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,165 ABOUT US NOT CHANGING THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS? 288 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,767 OH, COME ON, SALLY. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SAVING MARY AND DON 289 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,369 WILL MAKE A BEAN'S WORTH OF DIFFERENCE? 290 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,470 OH, YEAH. GOOD POINT. 291 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,272 SO, HARRY, WHO ARE YOU BRINGING? 292 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,740 ME? OH! 293 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,675 WELL, I'M BRINGING... 294 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,611 FLEMPY JORGENSEN. 295 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:03,483 BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT FLEMPY DOES IS JUST SPANKY-DOODLE-DOO. 296 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,059 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 297 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,928 WHY DO YOU REFUSE TO RESPECT MY WISHES? 298 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:18,265 MARY, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR AN EVENING OF PASSION, 299 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,334 ROMANCE, AND DRIED BEEF AS TENDER AS THE NIGHT. 300 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,505 I HAVE PLANS! I'M GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH NINA. 301 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,907 TELL HER WE'LL BRING HER ALONG. 302 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,842 AND THEN WE'LL "ACCIDENTALLY" 303 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,777 FORGET TO PICK HER UP. 304 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,445 OK. JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. 305 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,847 I JUST WANT TO CHECK MY DOOR. 306 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,449 TELL ME IF IT MAKES A LOUD BANG. 307 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,653 IT DOES. 308 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:48,195 ON A LIGHTER NOTE, THE FAIRGROUNDS WELCOMED BIG BESSY, 309 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,864 A GUERNSEY FROM TOLEDO WHO CAPTURED THE BLUE RIBBON 310 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:54,301 TIPPING THE SCALES AT 1,200 POUNDS. 311 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,003 OOH! 312 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,072 THAT IS ONE FAT COW. 313 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:03,410 BUT NOT AS FAT AS THE ONE GRAZING AT YOUR APARTMENT, RIGHT, CHAZ? 314 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,645 I--I NEVER SAID MY MOM WAS FAT. 315 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,814 HA HA HA. PLAYFUL MINX. 316 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,783 OK, AND NOW FOR TONIGHT'S FORECAST. 317 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:14,021 IT WILL BE CLEAR AND MILD... 318 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,856 WITH WINDS-- I MEAN, NO WINDS. 319 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:17,824 NO WINDS. 320 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,093 UH, CALM, DEAD CALM. 321 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,963 WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS FOR THE HUNDREDS OF CITIZENS 322 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,364 WHO WILL BE GATHERING DOWN AT THE PIER 323 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:28,468 TO CELEBRATE THE RENOVATION OF OLD DOWNTOWN. 324 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,069 HUNDREDS? 325 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:29,970 YEAH. 326 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,939 WELL, PERHAPS ALL OF THOSE CITIZENS 327 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,507 GATHERING AT THE PIER SHOULD BRING, UH, 328 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,875 INFLATABLE PILLOWS. 329 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:41,881 UH, BIG ONES THAT--THAT THEY COULD PERHAPS USE AS FLOTATION DEVICES. 330 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,917 INFLATABLE PILLOWS? THAT'S KIND OF AN ODD THOUGHT. 331 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,118 WELL, NOT SO ODD, CHAZ. 332 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,853 YOU HAVE ONE IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM SHAPED LIKE A GIRL. 333 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,190 I'VE HEARD YOU TALKING TO IT. 334 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,459 O-OK. THAT'S A BIG FAT LIE! 335 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,861 ALL RIGHT, THEN. HAVE A GREAT TOMORROW... 336 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,696 BECAUSE SALLY SAYS SO. 337 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,465 AND WE'RE CLEAR! 338 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,938 OK, SALLY, WHEN YOU STARTED HERE, I LIKED YOU. 339 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,474 OK? I WAS ACTUALLY EVEN THINKING OF ASKING YOU OUT. 340 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,009 BUT YOU BLEW IT, BABY. 341 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,677 DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG, CHAZ? 342 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,744 OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? 343 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,813 THE COY LITTLE "I JUST POPPED OUT OF AN EGG" ROUTINE 344 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,648 MIGHT'VE WORKED BEFORE, BUT NO. 345 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:21,188 NOW I KNOW YOU ARE A SELF-CONCERNED, ARROGANT, CASTRATING PERSON. 346 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,790 OUCH. 347 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,858 CHAZ... 348 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,560 LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 349 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,496 WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I GO OUT TONIGHT, 350 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,164 JUST, YOU KNOW, TOGETHER? 351 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,765 WE COULD MEET AT THE PIER. 352 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,401 WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND? 353 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:40,073 WELL, I THOUGHT PERHAPS WE COULD PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "TWISTER." 354 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,009 OH! 355 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,744 WELL, I'D BETTER DO SOME STRETCHES. 356 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,320 HEY, DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE DIVIDER THINGS? 357 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,988 YOU DON'T REALLY NEED ONE, 358 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,489 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE AHEAD OF YOU. 359 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,459 OH, NO, NO, NO. SEE, I WAS GONNA TAKE THEM BACK TO MY BUNKER 360 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,561 TO FEND OFF INTRUDERS. [KARATE SHOUTS] 361 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,531 OH! HA HA! COOL. 362 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,798 SO YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY? 363 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,600 WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY MORE OF A GATHERING, YOU KNOW? 364 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,769 JUST US AND SOME LOVED ONES. 365 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,504 YOU KNOW, MY SISTER'S SALLY STORM. 366 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,640 THE WEATHER GIRL WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT? 367 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,708 WELL, SHE'S NOT ALWAYS RIGHT. 368 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,410 SHE DIDN'T PREDICT THAT I'D BE MEETING 369 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,413 A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL LIKE YOURSELF. 370 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,848 HEY, YOU WANNA COME? 371 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,116 I GET OFF AT 8:00. 372 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,952 NO, NO. THE PARTY'S AT 8:00. 373 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,688 YOU'LL GET OFF AT 9:00. 374 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:33,126 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I LIKE YOU SO MUCH 375 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,695 I'M GONNA PAY FOR THESE STEAKS. 376 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,203 THANK GOD YOU'RE STILL HERE. I NEED YOUR HELP. 377 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,937 I'M OFF THE CLOCK, AND I'M GOING TO THE MOVIES. 378 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,206 WITH MARY, I KNOW. 379 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,041 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 380 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:52,512 NINA, YOU DO CARE ABOUT DR. ALBRIGHT'S HEALTH AND WELL-BEING, DON'T YOU? 381 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,713 YES, I CARE. 382 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,582 THEN YOU NEED TO BRING HER TO A PLACE TONIGHT 383 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:56,816 WHERE WE'LL ALL BE TOGETHER. 384 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,820 AND OUR LOVE WILL HELP US DEAL WITH THIS INEVITABLE DISASTER. 385 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,722 OH, MY GOD. 386 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,924 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN INTERVENTION? 387 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,760 UH, WELL... 388 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,631 UH, Y-YES, NINA. IT'S AN INTERVENTION. 389 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,333 I KNOW HOW DR. ALBRIGHT LIKES TO DRINK, 390 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,736 BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT HAD GOTTEN THIS BAD. 391 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,773 IT HAS. 392 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,810 YOU KNOW, MY CLERGYMAN HAS A SPECIAL ROOM AT THE FAMILY CENTER. 393 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,178 AND I'M SURE IT'S LOVELY. BUT FOR OUR PURPOSES, 394 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:28,981 WE'LL MEET AT AN ABANDONED BOMB SHELTER BEHIND THE POLI-SCI BUILDING. 395 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,451 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HER TO GO DOWN THERE? 396 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:36,256 UH, WELL, TELL HER THAT IT'S THE GRAND OPENING OF A NEW DISCOTHEQUE 397 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,559 AND THE FREE SHOOTERS AND HOT WINGS STOP AT 9:00 SHARP. 398 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,127 GOTCHA. 399 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,095 9:00, REMEMBER. 9:00. 400 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:42,895 SHARP, NINA! 401 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,834 WATER, BATTERIES... 402 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,036 CAT FOOD?! 403 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,671 I'M NOT EATING CAT FOOD. 404 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,774 I KNEW YOU'D BE ALL STUCK-UP ABOUT IT, DICK. 405 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,043 SO I GOT YOU FANCY FEAST. 406 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,113 OH, THANK GOODNESS. 407 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,281 DICK! MARY! 408 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,615 HEY, SALLY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 409 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,083 YEAH. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 410 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,085 WAIT TILL WE'RE ALL SETTLED, MARY, 411 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,820 THEN I'LL EXPLAIN. 412 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,756 ARE ANY OF HER RELATIVES COMING? 413 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,791 NO. I HATE THEM. 414 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,793 HI! I'M SORRY I'M LATE. 415 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,763 I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS REALLY A BOMB SHELTER HERE. 416 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:17,730 YES, SWEETHEART. 417 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,499 IT WAS BUILT DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS. 418 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,500 NOW, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 419 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,569 OH, I'M CHERYL FROM THE MARKET. 420 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,703 HARRY INVITED ME. 421 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,804 OH, HOW NICE OF HIM, 422 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,374 CONSIDERING HE'LL HAVE TO GIVE YOU HALF HIS RATIONS. 423 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,877 SHE WILL HAVE THE KIBBLE, I WILL HAVE THE BITS. 424 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,980 HEY. ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE SALLY STORM FROM TV. 425 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,148 YEAH, THAT'S ME. 426 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,517 BE COOL, STAY IN SCHOOL. 427 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:42,455 NOW, I SUPPOSE YOU WOULD ALL LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. 428 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:44,857 YEAH. 429 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,125 DR. ALBRIGHT, 430 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:49,162 PLEASE KNOW THAT NONE OF US ARE HERE TO JUDGE YOU. 431 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,399 WHY WOULD YOU BE? 432 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,235 WHAT YOU HAVE IS A DISEASE. 433 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,636 YOU DO? 434 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,870 WELL, COULD WE CRACK A WINDOW? 435 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,607 I GOT JIMMY BUFFET TICKETS NEXT TUESDAY. 436 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,742 I'M TALKING ABOUT HER DRINKING. 437 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:03,543 MY DRINKING?! 438 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,178 NOW JUST HANG ON. 439 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,679 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR. 440 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,181 I KNOW YOU FROM THE SUPERMARKET. 441 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,518 YOU'RE THE WHITE ZINFANDEL LADY. 442 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,654 TH-THEY CALL ME THAT? 443 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,457 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, ALBRIGHT. 444 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,158 YOUR DRINKING DOESN'T JUST HURT YOU, 445 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,793 IT HURTS EVERYONE AROUND YOU. 446 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,462 WILL YOU SHUT UP? 447 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,864 I DO NOT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! 448 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,833 OH, DICK, IT'S TIME! 449 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,034 HIT THE DIRT, MARY! 450 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,736 EVERYBODY, DUCK AND COVER! 451 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,709 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. 452 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,810 ALL RIGHT, LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 453 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,812 EVERYBODY, JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE. 454 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,481 CAREFUL! 455 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,517 OH, THERE'S NO TORNADO. 456 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,618 NO WIND. 457 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,287 NOT EVEN A CLOUD IN THE SKY! 458 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,324 THERE HAS TO BE! UNLESS YOU-- 459 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:54,661 UNLESS YOU WERE WRONG. 460 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,197 AW...NO... 461 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:02,034 NOW I GOTTA GO PUSH CHAZ OFF THE PIER MYSELF. 462 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,974 I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED. 463 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,278 I START MY WEEKEND DETERMINED TO SPEND A LITTLE TIME AWAY FROM YOU, 464 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,846 AND I END UP IN A CINDER-BLOCK CELL 465 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,349 WITH YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY. 466 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,350 I MAY HAVE PROBLEMS, 467 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,587 BUT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ALCOHOL! 468 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,726 WELL DONE, PEOPLE! 469 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:27,994 SHE'S COMPLETELY RECOVERED. 470 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,697 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 471 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,703 GOOD JOB, SALLY. 472 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,338 YEAH, REALLY GOOD JOB. 473 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,239 I KNOW. I ALREADY FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. 474 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,574 I JUST DIDN'T FACTOR IN 475 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,644 THE SINGLE-BAND LAKE EFFECT OFF MIKFORD POND. 476 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,078 LOSER! OOH-OOH. 477 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:49,181 LOSER, WHOO-HOO. 478 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,684 I GUESS SOME THINGS IN LIFE REALLY ARE UNPREDICTABLE. 479 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,887 I MEAN, THERE ARE FORCES OUT THERE THAT ARE GREATER THAN HUMANS. 480 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:55,988 EVEN GREATER THAN US. 481 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,292 YEP. LIKE ELEPHANTS, GARLIC, AND SLINKIES. 482 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,894 YOU KNOW, HARRY, 483 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,631 YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO JOIN US OUT HERE ON THE ROOF. 484 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,065 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S UNPREDICTABLE. 485 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,735 MARY WANTING TO TAKE A BREAK FROM ME. 486 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,137 AND THE FACT THAT SOMETHING GOOD ACTUALLY CAME OF IT. 487 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,739 SO, MARY'S OFF THE SAUCE, HUH? 488 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,006 YEAH. 489 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,242 BUT WHEN SHE'S NOT DRINKING, SHE GETS A LITTLE CRABBY, 490 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,678 SO I TOLD HER I NEEDED TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF. 491 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:18,778 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 35163

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