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Dick: MARY?!
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MARY!
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LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE
WITH MY COOL,
NEW CAMERA.
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OH, NO. QUIT IT!
I ALWAYS LOOK TERRIBLE
IN THOSE PICTURES.
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BUT THESE ARE STICKY!
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DICK, I'M TRYING
TO WORK HERE.
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WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
YOUR NEW TOY OUTSIDE?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HERE.
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LET'S DO THE MANY MOODS
OF MARY ALBRIGHT.
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ANGRY....
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ANGRY...
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OK, THAT'S ENOUGH ANGRY.
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LET'S MOVE ON TO IMPISH.
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THIS IS REALLY ANNOYING
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING TO ME.
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BUT YOU'RE NOT
LISTENING TO ME.
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WHERE'S IMPISH?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE ARE ABOUT TO GET
INTO A HUGE FIGHT.
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OH, IF THAT'S THE CASE,
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I BETTER PUT IN
A NEW ROLL OF FILM.
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I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, SO ARE WE
ON FOR TONIGHT?
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NO, UM, I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST TAKE THE WEEKEND OFF.
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WHAT?
YEAH. YEAH.
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THIS WILL BE GREAT.
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UM, LET'S JUST TALK
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,
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AND I'LL HAVE
SOME TIME TO MYSELF
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AND YOU'LL HAVE SOME TIME
TO BREAK YOUR NEW CAMERA.
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BUT, MARY--
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NINA!
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DID YOU HEAR
ANY OF THAT?
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UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
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I COULDN'T FIND
MY WALKMAN IN TIME.
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SO IS THIS THE BEGINNING
OF THE END FOR ME AND MARY?
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NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.
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TAKING TIME APART IS
WHAT HEALTHY COUPLES DO.
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THAT'S WHY YOU TWO
HAVE NEVER DONE IT.
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BUT, NINA--
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SO, DICK, WHAT ARE
YOU AND ALBRIGHT
DOING TONIGHT?
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WHAT ALL HEALTHY
COUPLES ARE DOING...
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SPENDING TIME APART.
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Harry: I KNOW. I KNOW.
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HARRY, YOU'RE SOAKING.
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WELL, I WENT FOR A WALK
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AND GOT CAUGHT
IN THE RAIN,
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AND SO I CALLED 911.
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DON GAVE ME A RIDE HOME.
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WELL,
I WAS GLAD TO DO IT,
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BUT WHEN I FILE
MY PAPERWORK,
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YOU'RE A RUNAWAY GIRL
WHO TURNED HER LIFE AROUND
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AFTER SOME STRAIGHT TALK
FROM A CARING COP.
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THAT'S ACTUALLY CLOSER
THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.
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WELL, SEE YOU LATER,
SALLY.
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BYE, HON.
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HARRY!
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YOU WENT WALKING IN THE RAIN
IN MY NEW SUEDE JACKET?!
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WELL, THE GUY
ON CHANNEL 10 SAID
IT WAS GONNA BE SUNNY,
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AND I'M EXPERIMENTING
WITH THE BUTTONS
ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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YOU JACKASS!
THOSE IDIOTS ON TV
CAN'T PREDICT THE WEATHER.
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BUT THEY ARE VERY GOOD
WITH THE LOTTO NUMBERS.
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DICK, THIS COAT
COST ME 400 BUCKS.
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WE ARE GOING DOWN THERE.
SOMEONE'S PAYING FOR IT.
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WELL,
IF YOU CAN DO THAT,
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THEN I'LL GO HALFSIES
ON YOUR NEW BLOUSE,
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'CAUSE THAT RAN
LIKE A SON OF A GUN.
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WOW.
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THE CHANNEL 10
NEWS SET.
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THIS IS ALMOST
LIKE BEING THERE.
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HARRY, WE ARE THERE.
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WELL, IN THAT CASE,
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I'M A LITTLE
DISAPPOINTED.
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WHAT CAN WE DO
FOR YOU FOLKS?
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ARE YOU THE IDIOT
WHO DOES THE WEATHER?
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NO. HE'S THE IDIOT
WHO DOES THE NEWS.
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WAIT A SECOND.
I KNOW YOU.
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YOU'RE, UH,
YOU'RE...
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I'M CHAZ MONTANA.
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NO. THAT'S NOT IT.
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GIVE ME A MINUTE.
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CHAZ MONTANA?
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THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME?
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YES.
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OK. LOOK, MONTANA,
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YOU DOPES PREDICTED
CLEAR SKIES,
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AND MY BROTHER HERE
GOT CAUGHT IN A DOWNPOUR.
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HEY, WERE YOU
IN FLASHDANCE?
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WHATEVER. LOOK.
YOUR STUPID FORECAST
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RUINED THE BEST JACKET
I EVER OWNED.
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MISS, WE DON'T HAVE
A BIG WEATHER BUDGET
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LIKE THE OTHER
STATIONS.
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WE JUST PULL
OUR FORECAST
OFF THE INTERNET.
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IT'S REALLY COOL.
YOU JUST TYPE IN
YOUR ZIP CODE--
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SAVE IT.
RIGHT.
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LOOK AT THAT
SATELLITE PHOTO.
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ANY IDIOT KNOWS
THAT AN OCCLUDED FRONT
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HOVERING OVER
THE TWIN COUNTIES
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WILL NOT GENERATE
PRECIPITATION
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PROVIDED THE DEW POINT
DOESN'T SPIKE,
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BUT LOOK,
IT'S SPIKING.
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HOW DO YOU
KNOW THAT?
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OH, I'M TRAINED
TO KNOW THAT.
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YOU CAN JEOPARDIZE
YOUR OWN SECURITY
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BY NOT BEING
CONSTANTLY AWARE OF
ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS.
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I TOTALLY AGREE.
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NO. NOT FLASHDANCE.
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YOU WERE ON
THE NEW FAME!
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ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
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HERE IS HOW IT'S GONNA
GO DOWN, ALL RIGHT?
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EITHER I GET PAID IN FULL
FOR MY JACKET,
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OR I AM WALKING OUT OF HERE
WITH THAT ACTION NEWS DESK.
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I'VE GOT
A BETTER IDEA.
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YOU GOT MORE KNOWLEDGE
AND TRAINING
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THAN ANYONE WE HAVE.
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE
OUR NEW WEATHER GIRL?
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ME?
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ON TV?
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OK.
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OOH, DICK,
I GOT A JOB.
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I'M THE NEW WEATHER GIRL
DOWN AT CHANNEL 10.
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ISN'T THAT COOL?
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YEAH, AND I'VE GOT
SOME NEWS FOR YOU, TOO.
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THIS IS GUY NIGHT,
SO CIAO, CHICKIE.
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THANKS FOR
YOUR SUPPORT.
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HARRY!
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COME ON IN HERE,
WILL YA?
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HARRY, THIS TIME
APART FROM MARY
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IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
TO HANG OUT WITH YOU,
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LIKE WE USED TO.
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I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
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AH, THAT'S HOW MUCH
FUN WE HAD.
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OH. WELL, SHOULD I GO
GET SOME BEERS?
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NAH, UH-UH-UH.
NO NEED.
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I'VE GOT A WHOLE PITCHER
OF MAI TAIS RIGHT HERE.
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MARY'S FAVORITE.
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LOOK. I'VE EVEN
GOT PARASOLS.
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THERE YOU GO.
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THIS IS SO COOL.
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WITH MARY, IT'S ALL
ABOUT CANDLELIGHT,
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BUT NOT FOR US GUYS.
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THAT'S WHY I GOT
PAPER LANTERNS.
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YOU KNOW, I'M GOOD
WITH THE OVERHEADS.
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HARRY,
DO YOU LOVE JAZZ?
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UH...
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SOFT, SMOOTH GUY-JAZZ?
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[SOFT JAZZ PLAYING]
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HERE. SIT, SIT.
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NO. NO. NO. NO.
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ON THE FLOOR. HERE.
UNDER THE QUILT.
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DOWN THE HATCH,
DUDE.
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HEY.
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THIS FEELS SO RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW,
I'M STARTING TO THINK
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THAT MAYBE WE NEED
A COUPLE OF DAYS APART.
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NO!
YEAH.
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY
WITH YOUR CAMERA?
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I ALREADY BROKE IT.
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SALLY?
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THERE'S THE TEENIEST
OF WARMING TRENDS
ON ITS WAY,
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BUT IS IT TIME
TO BREAK OUT
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OUR COCOA BUTTER
AND ESPADRILLES?
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ONLY I KNOW FOR SURE,
BECAUSE I'M SALLY STORM.
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AND WE'RE CLEAR.
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THAT WAS GREAT!
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NOW, THE KEY TO
DRAWING IN AN AUDIENCE
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IS FOR YOU AND CHAZ
TO HAVE THAT WITTY,
ON-AIR BANTER.
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BUT IT'S GOT TO BE GENUINE.
THE FOLKS AT HOME LOVE IT
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IF YOU AND I ARE
REALLY GOOD BUDDIES.
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OK. UH, GENUINE
BUDDY-BANTER COMING UP.
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IN 5, 4, 3, 2...
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HERE'S SALLY
WITH THE FORECAST.
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THANKS, CHAZ-BO.
WELL, TOMORROW
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THE TEMPERATURES
WILL BE IN THE LOW 50s,
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AND WE'LL BE GOING
FROM FREEZY TO BREEZY
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AS THIS SHIFT
WILL BRING ABOUT
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A SLIGHT BIT OF WIND
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TO THE SOUTHWEST QUADRANT
OF RUTHERFORD.
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ACTUALLY, CHAZ, IT'LL
BE MORE LIKE A ZEPHYR.
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WOW. SO, A LITTLE WINDY,
HUH, SAL?
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OH, VERY WINDY, CHAZ.
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SO YOU BETTER DOUBLE UP
ON THAT GLUE YOU USE
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TO HOLD YOUR WIG
IN PLACE.
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NO. NO, IT ISN'T.
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[RING]
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HELLO.
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HELLO. DID YOU CALL?
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BECAUSE I WAS IN THE SHOWER.
I DON'T HAVE A THING ON.
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I DIDN'T CALL.
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A-ARE YOU SURE?
BECAUSE THE PHONE RANG.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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DICK!
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WHATCHA DOIN'?
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I'M WATCHING A FILM.
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OH! IS IT A FILM
THAT WE SAW TOGETHER
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AND YOU'RE WATCHING IT
BECAUSE IT REMINDS YOU
OF ME?
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IF YOU MUST KNOW,
IT'S DEUCE BIGELOW, MALE GIGOLO.
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I'M HANGING UP NOW.
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NO, NO. NO, MARY, WAIT.
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THERE'S...
THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO ASK YOU.
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WELL, QUICKLY!
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WHATCHA DOIN'?
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IF ONLY SHE LOOKED AT ME
THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT
DEUCE BIGELOW, MALE GIGOLO.
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Sally, on TV: HA HA HA.
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WELCOME BACK.
I'M SALLY STORM,
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AND THIS IS THE
ACCU-WEATHER FORECAST.
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SALLY, LOOKIN' GOOD!
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SO, MR. HAPPY SUN
WILL HIT
LIKE A LEAD PIPE
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ON THE SOFT CARTILAGE
OF RUTHERFORD'S NOSE,
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CREATING
A 2.5 MILE PER HOUR
BREEZE
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THAT'LL TRAVEL
DOWN ELM STREET,
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BANK OFF CITY HALL,
AND DISSIPATE
INTO THE PARK.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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Chaz: ARE YOU SURE
YOU WANT TO BE
THAT SPECIFIC, SALLY?
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WELL, WAS I RIGHT
TODAY, CHAZ?
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WELL, YES.
YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT.
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EVERY FORECAST.
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NO!
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IN FACT, I'VE NEVER
SEEN ANYONE PREDICT
THE WEATHER SO ACCURATELY.
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AND I'VE NEVER SEEN
A GROWN MAN THROW UP
TO KEEP HIS WEIGHT DOWN,
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BUT IT SEEMS TO BE
WORKING FOR YOU, CHAZ.
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[RING]
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HELLO.
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HELLO, MARY?
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WHATCHA DOIN'?
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SALLY?
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HEY.
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I SAW YOUR
BROADCAST.
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WE HAVE TO TALK.
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I CAN'T. I GOTTA GET
THESE CHARTS TOGETHER
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.
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SALLY, IT'S OVER.
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WHAT? WHY?
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YOU'RE TOO ACCURATE.
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THEY'RE GONNA BE
ONTO US.
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DICK, I CANNOT QUIT.
I HAVE WHAT WE IN THIS
BUSINESS CALL HEAT.
234
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:36,169
AND YOU'LL FEEL HEAT
WHEN YOU'RE UNDER THE FBI's
GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS.
235
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:40,240
THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY HAVE ONE.
236
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,676
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON TV.
237
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:43,744
SALLY, MAYBE
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
238
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:47,180
ABOUT THE DICK SOLOMON
GOOD-TIME HOUR?
239
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,782
I HAVE WORK TO DO, OK?
240
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:49,850
SALLY, YOU WILL NOT--
241
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,685
OH, MY GOD...
WHAT?
242
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,186
LOOK AT THIS.
243
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,056
WHEN THIS MOIST GULF AIR
COLLIDES WITH THIS
CANADIAN COLD FRONT
244
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,091
AND THIS ALBERTA CLIPPER
HAS HER WAY,
245
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,861
A SERIES OF TORNADOS
WILL LEVEL...
246
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,529
ALL OF RUTHERFORD.
247
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,697
OUCH.
248
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:04,965
I GOTTA WARN 'EM.
249
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,735
NO. YOU ARE
A SECURITY OFFICER FIRST
AND A WEATHER GIRL SECOND!
250
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,703
YOU CANNOT COMPROMISE
THIS MISSION!
251
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,338
NO ONE ELSE CAN PREDICT
THESE TORNADOS!
252
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,306
THE OTHER STATIONS
WILL GET IT ALL WRONG!
253
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:17,477
THAT'S BECAUSE THE ALIENS
WHO WORK ON THOSE STATIONS ARE
KEEPING THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!
254
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,949
DICK, LISTEN TO ME.
255
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,151
AT 9:05
TOMORROW NIGHT,
256
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,286
THERE WILL BE
A CATASTROPHIC
WEATHER EVENT,
257
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,554
AND PEOPLE
WILL GET HURT!
258
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:31,058
YOU KNOW WE ARE FORBIDDEN
TO CHANGE THE COURSE
OF HUMAN EVENTS.
259
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,693
NOW YOU WILL STAND
IN FRONT OF THOSE CAMERAS,
SMILE YOUR BIGGEST SMILE,
260
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,830
AND PREDICT SUNNY SKIES
AND MILD TEMPERATURES!
261
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,732
ARE YOU ASKING ME
TO TAKE A DIVE?
262
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,802
I'M NOT ASKING, LIEUTENANT,
I'M TELLING.
IT'S AN ORDER.
263
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,778
OK, NOW THAT THAT'S OVER,
CAN WE TALK ABOUT MARY?
264
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,712
'CAUSE I'M FEELING KIND
OF BLUE.
265
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,220
OH, WOW!
THIS IS GREAT, DICK!
266
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,422
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
THAT PENDELTON
HAD A BOMB SHELTER?
267
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,557
UH, THE SAME WAY I FOUND OUT
ABOUT THE AIRPORT.
268
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:08,228
MARY AND I SNUCK IN HERE
FOR A NOONER.
269
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,596
SO WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO,
270
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,532
JUST COME DOWN HERE
AND LIVE WHILE THE REST
OF RUTHERFORD PERISHES?
271
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,467
NO, NO.
WE'LL INVITE PEOPLE.
272
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,435
WE JUST HAVE TO CONVINCE THEM
273
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,970
TO SPEND A NIGHT IN
AN ABANDONED BOMB SHELTER
274
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,605
WITHOUT GETTING THEM
A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS.
275
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,141
HMM, WELL, UH, I MEAN,
THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM.
276
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,776
WE COULD PROBABLY PACK
IN, LIKE, 20 PEOPLE.
277
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,612
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
I DO NOT WANT
A SWEAT FEST.
278
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,781
YEAH. NO-CAN-DO, HARRY.
279
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,350
I TELL YOU WHAT, LET'S ALL
JUST CHOOSE ONE PERSON.
280
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,519
YEAH. YEAH. SOMEBODY
WITH PRACTICAL SKILLS
281
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,987
THAT WE'LL NEED
TO SURVIVE.
282
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,222
OOH. HOW ABOUT
THE PLUMBER?
283
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,689
I DON'T KNOW.
WE OWE HIM MONEY.
284
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,658
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
285
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,360
WE NEED TO SAVE OUR LOVED ONES.
286
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,262
WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT,
287
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,165
ABOUT US NOT CHANGING
THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS?
288
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,767
OH, COME ON, SALLY.
DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT SAVING MARY AND DON
289
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,369
WILL MAKE A BEAN'S WORTH
OF DIFFERENCE?
290
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,470
OH, YEAH.
GOOD POINT.
291
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,272
SO, HARRY, WHO
ARE YOU BRINGING?
292
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,740
ME? OH!
293
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,675
WELL,
I'M BRINGING...
294
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,611
FLEMPY JORGENSEN.
295
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:03,483
BECAUSE EVERYTHING
THAT FLEMPY DOES IS
JUST SPANKY-DOODLE-DOO.
296
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,059
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
297
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,928
WHY DO YOU REFUSE
TO RESPECT MY WISHES?
298
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:18,265
MARY, PREPARE YOURSELF
FOR AN EVENING OF PASSION,
299
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,334
ROMANCE, AND DRIED BEEF
AS TENDER AS THE NIGHT.
300
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,505
I HAVE PLANS!
I'M GOING TO THE MOVIES
WITH NINA.
301
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,907
TELL HER WE'LL
BRING HER ALONG.
302
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,842
AND THEN WE'LL
"ACCIDENTALLY"
303
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,777
FORGET
TO PICK HER UP.
304
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,445
OK. JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
305
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,847
I JUST WANT TO CHECK MY DOOR.
306
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,449
TELL ME IF IT MAKES
A LOUD BANG.
307
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,653
IT DOES.
308
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:48,195
ON A LIGHTER NOTE,
THE FAIRGROUNDS
WELCOMED BIG BESSY,
309
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,864
A GUERNSEY FROM TOLEDO
WHO CAPTURED THE BLUE RIBBON
310
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:54,301
TIPPING THE SCALES
AT 1,200 POUNDS.
311
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,003
OOH!
312
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,072
THAT IS ONE FAT COW.
313
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:03,410
BUT NOT AS FAT AS THE ONE
GRAZING AT YOUR APARTMENT,
RIGHT, CHAZ?
314
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,645
I--I NEVER SAID
MY MOM WAS FAT.
315
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,814
HA HA HA.
PLAYFUL MINX.
316
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,783
OK, AND NOW FOR
TONIGHT'S FORECAST.
317
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:14,021
IT WILL BE CLEAR
AND MILD...
318
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,856
WITH WINDS--
I MEAN, NO WINDS.
319
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:17,824
NO WINDS.
320
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,093
UH, CALM, DEAD CALM.
321
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,963
WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS
FOR THE HUNDREDS OF CITIZENS
322
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,364
WHO WILL BE GATHERING
DOWN AT THE PIER
323
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:28,468
TO CELEBRATE THE RENOVATION
OF OLD DOWNTOWN.
324
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,069
HUNDREDS?
325
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:29,970
YEAH.
326
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,939
WELL, PERHAPS
ALL OF THOSE CITIZENS
327
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,507
GATHERING AT THE PIER
SHOULD BRING, UH,
328
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,875
INFLATABLE PILLOWS.
329
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:41,881
UH, BIG ONES THAT--THAT
THEY COULD PERHAPS USE
AS FLOTATION DEVICES.
330
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,917
INFLATABLE PILLOWS?
THAT'S KIND OF AN ODD THOUGHT.
331
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,118
WELL, NOT SO ODD, CHAZ.
332
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,853
YOU HAVE ONE
IN YOUR DRESSING ROOM
SHAPED LIKE A GIRL.
333
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,190
I'VE HEARD YOU
TALKING TO IT.
334
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,459
O-OK. THAT'S
A BIG FAT LIE!
335
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,861
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
HAVE A GREAT TOMORROW...
336
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,696
BECAUSE SALLY SAYS SO.
337
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,465
AND WE'RE CLEAR!
338
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,938
OK, SALLY,
WHEN YOU STARTED HERE,
I LIKED YOU.
339
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,474
OK? I WAS ACTUALLY EVEN
THINKING OF ASKING YOU OUT.
340
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,009
BUT YOU BLEW IT, BABY.
341
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,677
DID I DO
SOMETHING WRONG, CHAZ?
342
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,744
OK. YOU KNOW WHAT?
343
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,813
THE COY LITTLE
"I JUST POPPED OUT
OF AN EGG" ROUTINE
344
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,648
MIGHT'VE WORKED BEFORE,
BUT NO.
345
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:21,188
NOW I KNOW YOU ARE
A SELF-CONCERNED, ARROGANT,
CASTRATING PERSON.
346
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,790
OUCH.
347
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,858
CHAZ...
348
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,560
LET ME MAKE IT UP
TO YOU.
349
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,496
WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU AND I GO OUT TONIGHT,
350
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,164
JUST, YOU KNOW, TOGETHER?
351
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,765
WE COULD MEET AT THE PIER.
352
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,401
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
IN MIND?
353
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:40,073
WELL, I THOUGHT PERHAPS
WE COULD PLAY A LITTLE GAME
CALLED "TWISTER."
354
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,009
OH!
355
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,744
WELL, I'D BETTER DO
SOME STRETCHES.
356
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,320
HEY, DO YOU HAVE ONE OF
THOSE DIVIDER THINGS?
357
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,988
YOU DON'T REALLY
NEED ONE,
358
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,489
'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE
AHEAD OF YOU.
359
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,459
OH, NO, NO, NO. SEE,
I WAS GONNA TAKE THEM
BACK TO MY BUNKER
360
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,561
TO FEND OFF INTRUDERS.
[KARATE SHOUTS]
361
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,531
OH! HA HA! COOL.
362
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,798
SO YOU'RE HAVING
A PARTY?
363
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,600
WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY
MORE OF A GATHERING,
YOU KNOW?
364
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,769
JUST US
AND SOME LOVED ONES.
365
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,504
YOU KNOW, MY SISTER'S
SALLY STORM.
366
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,640
THE WEATHER GIRL
WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT?
367
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,708
WELL, SHE'S NOT
ALWAYS RIGHT.
368
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,410
SHE DIDN'T PREDICT
THAT I'D BE MEETING
369
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:20,413
A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL
LIKE YOURSELF.
370
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,848
HEY, YOU WANNA COME?
371
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,116
I GET OFF AT 8:00.
372
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,952
NO, NO.
THE PARTY'S AT 8:00.
373
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,688
YOU'LL GET OFF AT 9:00.
374
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:33,126
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
I LIKE YOU SO MUCH
375
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,695
I'M GONNA PAY
FOR THESE STEAKS.
376
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,203
THANK GOD
YOU'RE STILL HERE.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
377
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,937
I'M OFF THE CLOCK,
AND I'M GOING
TO THE MOVIES.
378
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,206
WITH MARY, I KNOW.
379
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,041
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT
THAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
380
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:52,512
NINA, YOU DO CARE ABOUT
DR. ALBRIGHT'S HEALTH
AND WELL-BEING, DON'T YOU?
381
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,713
YES, I CARE.
382
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,582
THEN YOU NEED TO BRING HER
TO A PLACE TONIGHT
383
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:56,816
WHERE WE'LL ALL BE TOGETHER.
384
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,820
AND OUR LOVE WILL HELP US
DEAL WITH THIS
INEVITABLE DISASTER.
385
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,722
OH, MY GOD.
386
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,924
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
AN INTERVENTION?
387
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,760
UH, WELL...
388
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,631
UH, Y-YES, NINA.
IT'S AN INTERVENTION.
389
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,333
I KNOW HOW DR. ALBRIGHT
LIKES TO DRINK,
390
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,736
BUT I DIDN'T THINK
IT HAD GOTTEN THIS BAD.
391
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,773
IT HAS.
392
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,810
YOU KNOW, MY CLERGYMAN
HAS A SPECIAL ROOM
AT THE FAMILY CENTER.
393
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,178
AND I'M SURE IT'S LOVELY.
BUT FOR OUR PURPOSES,
394
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:28,981
WE'LL MEET AT AN ABANDONED
BOMB SHELTER BEHIND
THE POLI-SCI BUILDING.
395
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,451
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO GET HER
TO GO DOWN THERE?
396
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:36,256
UH, WELL, TELL HER
THAT IT'S THE GRAND OPENING
OF A NEW DISCOTHEQUE
397
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,559
AND THE FREE SHOOTERS
AND HOT WINGS
STOP AT 9:00 SHARP.
398
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,127
GOTCHA.
399
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,095
9:00, REMEMBER.
9:00.
400
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:42,895
SHARP, NINA!
401
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,834
WATER, BATTERIES...
402
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,036
CAT FOOD?!
403
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,671
I'M NOT EATING
CAT FOOD.
404
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,774
I KNEW YOU'D BE ALL STUCK-UP
ABOUT IT, DICK.
405
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,043
SO I GOT YOU FANCY FEAST.
406
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,113
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
407
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,281
DICK!
MARY!
408
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,615
HEY, SALLY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
409
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,083
YEAH. WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
410
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,085
WAIT TILL WE'RE
ALL SETTLED, MARY,
411
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,820
THEN I'LL EXPLAIN.
412
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,756
ARE ANY OF HER
RELATIVES COMING?
413
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,791
NO. I HATE THEM.
414
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,793
HI! I'M SORRY
I'M LATE.
415
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,763
I HAD NO IDEA
THERE WAS REALLY
A BOMB SHELTER HERE.
416
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:17,730
YES, SWEETHEART.
417
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,499
IT WAS BUILT
DURING THE CUBAN
MISSILE CRISIS.
418
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,500
NOW, WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU?
419
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,569
OH, I'M CHERYL
FROM THE MARKET.
420
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,703
HARRY INVITED ME.
421
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,804
OH, HOW NICE OF HIM,
422
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,374
CONSIDERING HE'LL
HAVE TO GIVE YOU
HALF HIS RATIONS.
423
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,877
SHE WILL HAVE THE KIBBLE,
I WILL HAVE THE BITS.
424
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,980
HEY. ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE SALLY STORM
FROM TV.
425
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,148
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
426
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,517
BE COOL,
STAY IN SCHOOL.
427
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:42,455
NOW, I SUPPOSE YOU
WOULD ALL LIKE TO KNOW
WHY YOU'RE HERE.
428
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:44,857
YEAH.
429
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,125
DR. ALBRIGHT,
430
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:49,162
PLEASE KNOW THAT
NONE OF US ARE HERE
TO JUDGE YOU.
431
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,399
WHY WOULD YOU BE?
432
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,235
WHAT YOU HAVE
IS A DISEASE.
433
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,636
YOU DO?
434
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,870
WELL, COULD WE
CRACK A WINDOW?
435
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,607
I GOT JIMMY BUFFET
TICKETS NEXT TUESDAY.
436
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,742
I'M TALKING
ABOUT HER DRINKING.
437
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:03,543
MY DRINKING?!
438
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,178
NOW JUST HANG ON.
439
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,679
HEY, I THOUGHT YOU
LOOKED FAMILIAR.
440
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,181
I KNOW YOU
FROM THE SUPERMARKET.
441
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,518
YOU'RE THE
WHITE ZINFANDEL LADY.
442
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,654
TH-THEY CALL ME THAT?
443
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,457
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, ALBRIGHT.
444
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,158
YOUR DRINKING DOESN'T
JUST HURT YOU,
445
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,793
IT HURTS EVERYONE
AROUND YOU.
446
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,462
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
447
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,864
I DO NOT HAVE
A DRINKING PROBLEM!
448
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,833
OH, DICK,
IT'S TIME!
449
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,034
HIT THE DIRT,
MARY!
450
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,736
EVERYBODY,
DUCK AND COVER!
451
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,709
I DON'T HEAR
ANYTHING.
452
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,810
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
453
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,812
EVERYBODY, JUST STAY
WHERE YOU ARE.
454
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,481
CAREFUL!
455
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,517
OH, THERE'S
NO TORNADO.
456
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,618
NO WIND.
457
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,287
NOT EVEN
A CLOUD
IN THE SKY!
458
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,324
THERE HAS TO BE!
UNLESS YOU--
459
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:54,661
UNLESS YOU WERE WRONG.
460
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,197
AW...NO...
461
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:02,034
NOW I GOTTA GO PUSH
CHAZ OFF THE PIER
MYSELF.
462
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,974
I DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS HAPPENED.
463
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,278
I START MY WEEKEND
DETERMINED TO SPEND A LITTLE
TIME AWAY FROM YOU,
464
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,846
AND I END UP IN
A CINDER-BLOCK CELL
465
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,349
WITH YOU AND
YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.
466
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,350
I MAY HAVE PROBLEMS,
467
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,587
BUT THEY HAVE NOTHING
TO DO WITH ALCOHOL!
468
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,726
WELL DONE, PEOPLE!
469
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:27,994
SHE'S COMPLETELY
RECOVERED.
470
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,697
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
471
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,703
GOOD JOB, SALLY.
472
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,338
YEAH,
REALLY GOOD JOB.
473
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,239
I KNOW.
I ALREADY FEEL
LIKE AN IDIOT.
474
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,574
I JUST DIDN'T
FACTOR IN
475
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,644
THE SINGLE-BAND
LAKE EFFECT
OFF MIKFORD POND.
476
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,078
LOSER! OOH-OOH.
477
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:49,181
LOSER, WHOO-HOO.
478
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,684
I GUESS SOME THINGS
IN LIFE REALLY
ARE UNPREDICTABLE.
479
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,887
I MEAN, THERE ARE FORCES
OUT THERE THAT ARE
GREATER THAN HUMANS.
480
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:55,988
EVEN GREATER THAN US.
481
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,292
YEP. LIKE ELEPHANTS,
GARLIC, AND SLINKIES.
482
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,894
YOU KNOW, HARRY,
483
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,631
YOU DON'T ALWAYS
HAVE TO JOIN US OUT
HERE ON THE ROOF.
484
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,065
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S UNPREDICTABLE.
485
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,735
MARY WANTING TO TAKE
A BREAK FROM ME.
486
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,137
AND THE FACT
THAT SOMETHING GOOD
ACTUALLY CAME OF IT.
487
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,739
SO, MARY'S OFF
THE SAUCE, HUH?
488
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,006
YEAH.
489
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,242
BUT WHEN SHE'S NOT DRINKING,
SHE GETS A LITTLE CRABBY,
490
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,678
SO I TOLD HER I NEEDED
TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF.
491
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:18,778
HEY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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