Original subtitles

CLINT: I'M ENTITLED TO SAY, TY BORDEN,

THAT YOU HAVE COMPLETED

YOUR PROBATION PERIOD SUCCESSFULLY.

THANKS.

GOOD LUCK WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.

YEAH, YOU AND ASHLEY ALONE, ALL NIGHT, JUST TALKING.

YEAH.

HE'S THE ONLY GUY THAT REALLY GETS ME, YOU KNOW?

GETTING WHAT HE WANTS

IS PROBABLY CLOSER TO THE TRUTH.

CALEB: AMY.

AMY: DON'T TALK TO ME, CALEB.

CALEB: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

(BOOMING EXPLOSION, HORSES WHINNY WILDLY)

MELANIE: BEDFORD OIL COULD BUILD A PUMP RIGHT THERE

AND THERE'D BE NOTHING YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT.

OH, YES THERE IS.

HI, P.W. MORRIS.

(COMPUTER PINGS)

LOU: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PETER.

YOU OWN BEDFORD OIL?

YEAH.

THIS CAN NEVER WORK.

YOU STAND FOR THINGS THAT MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL.

KEEP THINGS INTERESTING, RIGHT? I MEAN...

GOODBYE.

OKAY, TRY IT NOW.

(TRUCK RUMBLES TO LIFE)

TY: HEY, HEY, HEY!

KIT: HEY! THERE YOU GO!

AWESOME! GOOD AS NEW.

TY: YOUR DAD WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE CONDENSER.

KIT: OH, WELL, THERE'S TWO THINGS MY DAD KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT:

COWS AND CARS.

TY: HEY, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, AMY.

ALL I DID WAS TURN THE KEY.

KIT: YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE SHOULD PIMP THIS BABY UP. HMM?

SPOILER, NEON LIGHTS... COME ON!

SUPERCHARGE THE ENGINE.

TY: CHICKS DIG THE TRUCK THE WAY IT IS.

KIT: OH, THEY DO, DO THEY?

AMY: HEY, TY.

CLINT'S HERE.

WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO INSIDE.

KIT: WHO'S CLINT?

TY'S OLD PRO...

PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.

A WRESTLER?

OH, HE'S AN OLD FRIEND FROM CALGARY.

HE USED TO UH... WRESTLE.

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.

SEE YOU TONIGHT.

(LOUD CLANK)

JACK: SO I TRUST LOU GOT YOU AND THOSE KIDS

SETTLED INTO THE DUDE RANCH OKAY LAST NIGHT.

SHE DID, JACK. THANKS.

WHAT'S THIS?

WELL, WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH KIDS ON PROBATION,

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO STICK TO A SCHEDULE.

YOU KNOW, THIS WEEKEND IN THE COUNTRY,

IT ISN'T JUST ABOUT, YOU KNOW, HAVING FUN.

IT'S ABOUT REHABILITATION, REINTEGRATION.

THIS IS UH... VERY COMPREHENSIVE.

WELL, YEAH, YEAH.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ANYTHING TO CHANCE.

YOU KNOW, THESE KIDS NEED STRUCTURE.

IT'S ALL PART OF WHAT THE "NEW PROBATION"

IS ALL ABOUT.

RIGHT.

WELL, WE WILL CERTAINLY DO OUR BEST

TO STICK TO YOUR SCHEDULE.

UH, BUT DO YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA

TO LEAVE THOSE KIDS OUT THERE ALL ON THEIR OWN,

YOU KNOW, UNSUPERVISED?

(CHUCKLING)

DON'T WORRY, LOU.

THEY WERE FAST ASLEEP WHEN I LEFT THEM.

AND BESIDES, THEY'RE WAY OUT

IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

WHAT TROUBLE COULD THEY POSSIBLY GET INTO?

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

WELL...

THE YOUNG TY BORDEN.

CLINT.

KEEPING YOUR NOSE CLEAN?

YEAH, I GUESS.

JACK: AMY, WHY DON'T YOU AND TY

DRIVE UP TO THE CABINS

AND BRING OUR GUESTS BACK FOR BREAKFAST?

SURE.

OH, JACK, ACCORDING TO THE ITINERARY,

BREAKFAST ISN'T SERVED UNTIL 8:30 A.M.

YEAH, THERE IT IS.

OH, I SEE.

WELL, WE TEND TO EAT A LITTLE EARLIER AROUND HERE.

WELL, OKAY.

I SUPPOSE A GOOD, HEALTHY BREAKFAST

A LITTLE EARLIER IN THE DAY

COULD BE THERAPEUTIC.

SO, THAT WAS PRETTY SMOOTH BACK THERE.

WHAT WAS?

AMY: OH, JUST UH...

CLINT RILEY, THE WRESTLER.

YEAH, WELL,

I JUST HAVEN'T GOT AROUND TO TELLING KIT

ABOUT THE WHOLE PROBATION THING, SO...

OH MY GOD.

RELAX, IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.

NO, LOOK!

(FLAMES CRACKLING)

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪ And at the break of day ♪

♪ You sank into your dreams ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

(EXTINGUISHER SPRAYS)

I CHECKED THE CABINS.

THERE'S NO SIGN OF THE KIDS ANYWHERE.

WELL, THEY COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN FAR,

NOT WITHOUT A HORSE OR A...

(LOUD RUMBLING)

TRUCK!

HEY!

HEY!

GRANDPA, HI.

(DOORS SLAM SHUT)

(TIRES CRUNCHING)

HOWDY, CLINT!

WE WAS JUST HEADING OUT TO WRESTLE OURSELVES UP

SOME BREAKFAST.

WEREN'T WE, BADGER?

CLINT: WILLFUL DESTRUCTION OF PRIVATE PROPERTY.

IT WAS JUST A LITTLE CAMPFIRE.

IF I WAS A BOY SCOUT THEY'D GIVE ME A BADGE.

THEFT OF TY BORDEN'S AUTOMOBILE.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

SOMEONE ACTUALLY OWNS THE CRAP-TASTIC MOBILE.

CLINT: TARA...

I'D LIKE YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO LOU.

REMEMBER THAT WE'RE GUESTS HERE.

APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT?

THOSE CABINS WEREN'T HEATED.

WE ALMOST FROZE TO DEATH OUT THERE.

WE HAD TWO CHOICES: BUILD A FIRE

OR DIE A COLD, LONELY, MISERABLE, WRITHING DEATH.

SO WE CHOSE FIRE.

USUALLY, WHEN GUESTS ARE COLD,

THEY BUILD A FIRE INSIDE THE CABIN.

YOU KNOW, IN THAT THING CALLED THE FIREPLACE.

OH, WE COULDN'T STAY INSIDE.

YOUR CABINS ARE INFESTED WITH VERMIN.

UH HUH. VERMIN?

YOU HEARD ME: VERMIN.

TARA...

I HAVE PROOF, OKAY?

BADGER, SHOW THEM WHAT WE FOUND IN THE CABIN.

I GREW UP ON THIS RANCH.

DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M AFRAID

OF A LITTLE BULL SNAKE?

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT,

'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE THING AT THIS TABLE

ANYONE SHOULD BE SCARED OF...

AND THAT IS ME.

CLINT: I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT, LOU.

I WILL DEAL WITH YOU TWO WHEN I GET BACK.

IT'S A PRETTY NICE DAY OUT.

IT MIGHT BE ONE OF THE LAST ONES LEFT

BEFORE WINTER.

I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU MIGHT WANNA GO FOR A RIDE.

DON'T YOU HAVE A HOUSE GUEST

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK TO?

LOOK...

I KNOW IT'S WEIRD THAT ASHLEY'S STAYING WITH ME,

BUT...

IF YOU THINK ANYTHING'S GOING ON BETWEEN US,

YOU'VE GOT THIS WHOLE THING WRONG.

YOU LIED TO ME, CALEB.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THE TRUTH.

I'M SORRY.

I JUST... I DON'T TRUST HER.

(SIGHING) THEN... THEN TRUST ME.

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ASK HER

TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO STAY?

SHE'S GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO.

SHE JUST NEEDS A FEW MORE DAYS TO FIGURE THINGS OUT,

AND UNTIL THEN...

YEAH, I KNOW.

I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO TRUST YOU.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

HOW ABOUT THAT RIDE?

I CAN'T, BUT...

WELL, IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

YOU CAN ALWAYS HELP ME FEED.

(CHUCKLES) YOU GOT IT.

(CHUCKLES)

THERE WEREN'T BY ANY CHANCE

ANY PEANUTS IN THOSE MUFFINS, WERE THERE?

OH NO. WE UM...

WE DON'T SERVE PEANUTS TO OUR GUESTS

IN CASE OF ALLERGIES.

(WHEEZING) RIGHT, RIGHT.

I READ THAT IN THE PAMPHLET.

(CLEARING THROAT)

I COULD SWEAR I TASTED SOMETHING NUTTY

IN THAT LAST BITE THOUGH.

TRACE AMOUNTS, THEY DON'T BOTHER ME.

I THINK I'M HAVING A SEVERE REACTION.

OH MY GOD. HERE, CLINT.

(COUGHING AND WHEEZING)

(WHEEZING)

THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.

TY, I THINK YOU NEED TO DRIVE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL.

GRANDPA'S GOT THE TRUCK.

WELL, MY TRUCK'S BUSTED, BUT I THINK CALEB'S HERE.

OKAY, I'LL GO FIND CALEB. YOU STAY HERE WITH CLINT

AND JUST, YOU KNOW,

MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T, YOU KNOW.

(GASPING) YOU HAVE TO HELP THOSE KIDS, TY.

IF ANYONE CAN REACH THEM IT'S YOU.

I THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO THE WRONG GUY;

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KIDS.

NO, YOU'RE THE POSTER BOY FOR THE SUCCESS OF THIS SYSTEM.

YOU TURNED YOUR LIFE AROUND.

THEY CAN DO THE SAME,

THEY JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW.

(WHEEZING)

(CAR RUMBLING TO STOP)

ASHLEY: DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH, MOTHER.

I'M NOT COMING HOME.

WELL, THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE.

ROSALITA MADE SOME PUMPKIN LOAF THIS MORNING

AND I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT, SO...

SHOULD I PUT IT IN THE KITCHEN?

THERE IS A KITCHEN IN HERE, RIGHT?

(LAUGHING)

YOU CAME ALL THE WAY HERE TO BRING ME A PUMPKIN LOAF?

(SIGHING) LOOK...

IF YOU DON'T WANT IT...

NO, I DO.

TELL ROSALITA I SAY GRACIAS.

OKAY.

BYE.

LOOK, I HAVE GO INTO TOWN ON MONDAY

FOR AN APPOINTMENT.

I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD COME WITH ME.

WHY? SO I CAN WAIT AROUND WHILE YOU GET YOUR ROOTS DYED?

NO, I THOUGHT MAYBE...

(SIGHS HEAVILY THEN CHUCKLES)

YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.

JUST ENJOY THAT PUMPKIN LOAF.

(CAR STARTS UP)

LOU: HEY, HANDS OFF THE CERAMICS!

(WHISPERING) AMY, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE KIDS

BEFORE THEY BURN DOWN THE REST OF THE RANCH!

(QUIETLY) HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME.

I MEAN, PROBLEM HORSES I CAN HANDLE,

BUT PROBLEM CHILDREN? NO.

THAT'S SOMEBODY ELSE'S DEPARTMENT.

OKAY, WELL, I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T PULL TOGETHER

AND FOLLOW CLINT'S SCHEDULE.

OKAY, LET'S SEE... THERE!

10 TO 11:30: RIDING LESSON.

YOU AND TY CAN HANDLE THAT.

UH...

(LAUGHING)

I THINK I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

MALLORY: THAT'S IT.

MAKE SURE YOUR REINS ARE NICE AND LOOSE.

YOU WANT TO BE THE ALPHA HORSE,

SO YOU HAVE LET HIM KNOW WHERE YOU WANT TO GO.

IF YOU WANNA GO LEFT,

YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE LOOKING LEFT.

THAT'S IT, BADGER. YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

KEEP GOING. HEY.

MALLORY: USE YOUR LEG.

THAT WAS PRETTY UGLY BACK THERE, HUH?

WHAT WAS?

CLINT.

I FEEL PRETTY BAD FOR THE GUY.

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY THOUGH

BECAUSE LOU DOESN'T PUT PEANUTS IN ANYTHING.

THAT IS FUNNY.

IT'S LIKE A TOTAL MEDICAL MYSTERY.

MALLORY: YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A REAL COWBOY NOW.

WHO'S THE CAPTAIN OF THE CHEER TEAM?

YOU MEAN MALLORY?

TARA: OH, GOD, HERE SHE COMES.

I'M GONNA O.D. ON PERKY.

READY TO SADDLE UP?

TARA: LISTEN, RAINBOW BRITE,

I DON'T DO HORSES, PONIES OR UNICORNS.

MALLORY: THIS GUY DOES A SUPER NICE TRAIL RIDE,

SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM SPOOKING OR ANYTHING,

'CAUSE HE'S OLD AND DEAF.

YOU'RE DEAF. GET IT AWAY FROM ME.

LOOKS LIKE VAMPIRA DOESN'T WANNA GO FOR A RIDE.

LOU: YEAH, I KNOW HIS THROAT IS SWOLLEN SHUT,

BUT HE STILL HAS TO CALL ME.

YES, I'M STILL HERE.

WHAT?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T COME PICK UP THE KIDS?

YES, I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S THE WEEKEND,

BUT YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND

THAT HEARTLAND EQUESTRIAN CONNECTION

IS NOT A BABYSITTING SERVICE.

(SIGHING) FINE.

YEAH, JUST MAKE SURE HE HAS MY CELL PHONE NUMBER.

THANK YOU.

WOW, THESE RIDING LESSONS ARE GOING REALLY, REALLY WELL.

MMM.

WHO ARE THOSE FROM? OH, NOBODY.

UH, OKAY, SO, GOOD NEWS IS...

IT LOOKS LIKE CLINT IS GONNA BE FINE.

THEY JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE SWELLING TO GO DOWN.

WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF.

BAD NEWS IS... THE KIDS ARE HERE OVERNIGHT.

SO, THAT MEANS TY'S GONNA BUNK WITH BADGER

AND YOU ARE GONNA BUNK WITH...

NO, NO I'M NOT.

AMY, I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, OKAY?

I'M GONNA TRY THE HOSPITAL AGAIN.

(DIALLING BEEPS)

(READING) PETER?

TY: HEY!

YOU CAN'T SMOKE HERE.

WHAT, YOU GOT A HEARING PROBLEM?

I SAID YOU CAN'T SMOKE HERE, BADGER.

PUT IT OUT.

AMY: TY! TY!

TY: I SAID YOU CAN'T SMOKE HERE!

IF I CATCH YOU SMOKING HERE AGAIN...

STOP IT!

(PANTING)

TY...

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING.

EVER SINCE CLINT AND THOSE KIDS GOT HERE,

YOU'VE BEEN ACTING PRETTY WEIRD.

I'M FINE, AMY. IT'S JUST MY DAMN TRUCK.

WELL, YOU CAN'T HIDE OUT IN HERE ALL WEEKEND.

TY: (TOOL CLANKS) I'M NOT A CAMP COUNSELLOR, AMY.

IT'S NOT MY JOB TO DEAL WITH THOSE KIDS.

YEAH, AND IT'S NOT MY JOB EITHER,

BUT WITH CLINT GONE

WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO MAKE IT WORK.

AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE WITH...

WITH WHAT?

I JUST MEAN THAT YOU PROBABLY KNOW A LOT MORE

ABOUT TARA AND BADGER THAN I DO.

WHY?

BECAUSE I GOT INTO TROUBLE WHEN I WAS A KID,

THAT MAKES ME AN EXPERT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, ACTUALLY.

IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA SIT AROUND A FIRE

WITH THESE KIDS,

SWAP STORIES ABOUT OUR HARD KNOCK LIVES

AND SING KUMBAYA,

YOU'VE SEEN ONE TOO MANY AFTER SCHOOL SPECIALS.

(TOOL CLANKS)

VAL: ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T GET YOU SOMETHING, JACK?

NO, THANKS.

I'M JUST CURIOUS TO KNOW WHY YOU CALLED ME HERE.

(LAUGHING)

YEAH.

WELL, YOU CAN RELAX. IT'S NOTHING BUSINESS RELATED.

(CHUCKLING)

NO, UH, ACTUALLY, IT'S UM...

IT'S PERSONAL.

WELL, I'M ALL EARS.

(CHUCKLING)

UM, I HAVE TO HAVE SOME TESTS DONE ON MONDAY,

IN CALGARY.

WELL, I HOPE THAT'S NOTHING SERIOUS.

OH, WELL,

MY DOCTOR'S PROBABLY JUST BEING OVERLY CAUTIOUS,

BUT UM...

THEY HAVE TO PUT ME UNDER.

AND ,UH, I WAS JUST WONDERING

IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND DRIVING ME THERE AND BACK.

I MEAN, I KNOW... (CHUCKLING)

IT'S KIND OF OUT OF LEFT FIELD, HUH?

BUT, ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T KNOW WHO ELSE TO ASK.

OH, OF COURSE I'LL DRIVE YOU, VAL.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK.

I APPRECIATE IT.

I KNOW THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS,

BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOU MIGHT WANNA MENTION THIS

TO YOUR DAUGHTER?

NO.

UH, NO, I DON'T WANNA WORRY ASHLEY

OVER NOTHING.

IT'S... IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.

(LAUGHING) TRUST ME.

TALK SHOW GUEST: THIS IS A CHARMING, DELIGHTFUL SNAKE.

REALLY, SHE IS.

TALK SHOW HOST: (CHUCKLING) CHARMING?

GUEST: YEAH. HER NAME IS BELLA.

HOST: BELLA? OKAY. GUEST: SHE DOES A LOT...

(TELEVISION CLICKS OFF)

YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT.

I DON'T THINK CLINT BROUGHT YOU HERE

SO YOU COULD WATCH TV ALL DAY.

I'M JUST CHECKING OUT THE BIG SNAKE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT.

RIGHT.

SO YOU'RE NOT AVOIDING YOUR RIDING LESSONS AT ALL.

OH, WELL, THE THING WITH MY RIDING LESSONS

IS THAT I'M MORE OF AN ADVANCED INTERMEDIATE,

SO THE BEGINNER CLASS IS JUST...

NOT WORKING FOR ME.

MMM HMM.

YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF HORSES AT ALL?

NO.

GOOD, BECAUSE MALLORY'S WAITING FOR YOU

IN THE BARN.

(HEAVY SIGH)

THIS IS COPPER. HE'S MY HORSE.

WELL, SORT OF.

I TRAIN HIM, I GROOM HIM.

ANYWAY, HE'S A SUPER GENTLE HORSE, SO...

HE'S REALLY GOOD FOR BEGINNERS.

YEAH, HILLARY DUFF, BEFORE YOU, LIKE,

BUST OUT INTO A MUSICAL NUMBER

OR SOMETHING,

YOU SHOULD KNOW I'M NOT INTO HORSES.

OKAY, THEN... WHAT ARE YOU INTO?

(NAILS ON CHALKBOARD) I DON'T KNOW.

MUSIC,

SLASHER MOVIES,

JAPANESE GAME SHOWS,

BOYS.

I'M INTO BOYS.

YEAH, I BET.

I'M SURE THEY LOVE YOU TOO.

ALL THAT PEP.

I DO ALL RIGHT.

MY LAST BOYFRIEND GOT ON MY NERVES,

SO...

I ZAPPED HIM WITH A STUN GUN.

ZZZ!

THAT'S HOW I WOUND UP ON PROBATION.

DOES THAT FREAK YOU OUT?

NO.

I BET YOU'VE GOT A PINK ROOM,

LIKE, FILLED WITH STUFFED BUNNIES,

AND TWO PERFECT PARENTS

WHO TUCK YOU IN EVERY NIGHT.

AM I RIGHT?

OKAY, I'M GONNA SADDLE COPPER UP

AND THEN WE CAN GET STARTED.

I TOLD YOU!

I DON'T WANNA RIDE YOUR STUPID HORSE, OKAY?!

GOD, YOU HORSE GIRLS ARE SO ANNOYING!

OKAY, WHY DO YOU GOTTA BE SO MEAN ABOUT IT?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? YOU GONNA CALL THE WARDEN?

MAYBE YOU COULD CALL THE CARE BEARS.

THEY COULD COME TO HEARTLAND ON A CARING MISSION

AND CURE ME WITH THEIR CARE BEAR STARE.

ZZZ!

THERE IT IS. (CHUCKLING) THANKS.

PETER: HEY, LOU.

LOU: OH! (COFFEE SPLASHES)

OH MY GOD!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT AGAIN.

(LAUGHING) IT'S OKAY.

YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE I MET YOU,

MY DRY CLEANING BILLS HAVE DOUBLED.

IT'S LIKE BIZARRE. I AM SO SORRY.

DON'T BE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S MY FAULT.

I SHOULD KNOW BY NOW NOT TO GET IN YOUR WAY.

NO, UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SUCH A KLUTZ AND...

WOW, I'M REALLY EMBARRASSED, SO I'M, UM...

I'M JUST GONNA GO.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SO WE'RE NOT GONNA...

TALK ABOUT THE FLOWERS I SENT YOU OR ANYTHING?

PETER, LISTEN...

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY, ACTUALLY,

AND I TOTALLY AGREE.

FLOWERS ARE A LAME GIFT.

INCREDIBLY LAME, ACTUALLY.

I'M GONNA GET YOU SOMETHING ELSE,

SOMETHING BETTER.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE FLOWERS, OKAY?

WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US WAS A MISTAKE

AND, AND, YOU KNOW,

JUST BECAUSE THERE'S AN ATTRACTION BETWEEN US...

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

THERE'S AN ATTRACTION?

IS-ISN'T THERE?

YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.

THAT IS... THAT IS NOT THE POINT.

THE POINT IS THAT...

LOOK, MAYBE ONLINE THINGS WORKED OUT,

BUT, IN REALITY,

WE ARE FROM DIFFERENT UNIVERSES.

AND I AM RUNNING A CAMPAIGN

AGAINST THE OIL COMPANY YOU OWN;

THAT IS BOUND TO GET AWKWARD SO...

WE JUST... WE HAVE TO BE...

PRACTICAL HERE.

SO... GOODBYE.

(DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING)

TALK SHOW GUEST: ALLOW US TO KIND OF ENGAGE AND INTERACT

WHERE SHE CAN MOVE AROUND A LITTLE BIT MORE.

TV HOST: SHE'S PATIENT, YOU KNOW...

DOWN IN FRONT.

YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME,

BUT YOU DON'T.

OKAY, SO, YEAH, I DO HAVE A STUFFED BUNNY

AND HIS NAME'S KNUCKLEHEAD,

BUT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ALL THAT OTHER STUFF!

LIKE MY PARENTS,

THEY DON'T TUCK ME IN EVERY NIGHT

BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT HERE!

THEY HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND FOR MONTHS!

SO THAT'S WHY I LIVE AT HEARTLAND.

AND, YEAH, EVERYONE MIGHT SEEM NICE AND STUFF,

BUT NOBODY EVER REALLY PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO ME.

SO SOMETIMES I FEEL

THE ONLY ONE THAT'S HAPPY TO SEE ME IS COPPER.

WOW.

(MOCK CLAPPING) REESE WITHERSPOON,

YOU REALLY DID DESERVE THAT OSCAR.

OKAY.

I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME,

BUT JUST TO LET YOU KNOW,

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD WITH PROBLEMS.

(GARAGE ROCK MUSIC BLASTS FROM STEREO)

"TANGIERS?"

I HAVEN'T HEARD THEM IN A WHILE.

YEAH, WELL, I'M OLD.

OBVIOUSLY.

NOBODY LISTENS TO TRASHY GARAGE ROCK ANYMORE.

NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT HANNAH MONTANA.

YEAH, WELL, MALLORY CAN LEND YOU ONE OF HER ALBUMS

IF YOU'RE JONESING FOR A MILEY FIX.

YEAH, RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, CLINT SAID HE USED TO BE YOUR PROBATION OFFICER.

WHAT'D YOU DO?

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

OH, SO IT'S A BIG SECRET, HUH?

WHATEVER.

IT'S NOT LIKE I WANNA HEAR SOME BIG SOB STORY ANYWAY.

I'M JUST GLAD

THERE'S AT LEAST ONE COOL PERSON HERE.

(SIGHING)

I'M NOT COOL, BELIEVE ME.

YOU SEEM PRETTY COOL TO ME.

OF COURSE, I ALWAYS FALL FOR THE MOODY,

DAMAGED TYPES.

IF YOU LIKE "TANGIERS," YOU WILL LOVE THESE GUYS.

THEY'RE CALLED "HEY ROSETTA!"

I SAW THEM LIVE IN CALGARY LAST MONTH.

THEY'RE WICKED BAD.

(SONG STARTS) ♪ I've been asleep for a long, long... ♪

IT'S LIKE TOTAL BACK-TO-BASICS ROCK, YOU KNOW,

WITHOUT ANY OF THAT EARNEST, POST-GRUNGE RADIO CRAP.

YOUR BOYFRIEND'S HERE.

HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.

(QUIETLY) BADGER, LEAVE ME ALONE, OKAY?

STOP BEING LIKE A CREEPY STALKER.

GO.

THEY'RE TOTALLY SICK, RIGHT?

YEAH, THEY'RE GOOD.

(LOCK CLANKS)

(HORSE HOOVES CLOP)

(LOCK CLANKS)

(HORSE HOOVES CLOP)

(HORSES WHINNYING)

(HORSES WHINNYING)

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE HORSES?

(HORSE WHINNIES LOUDLY, HOOVES THUNDER)

AMY: HOW DID THEY GET OUT?

TY! TY, COME ON!

I'LL GO AFTER THEM!

(HOOVES THUNDER)

(HORSE SNUFFLES)

TY: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

HEY.

COME ON, BADGER. YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

COME ON, GIVE ME THE HOOK.

TARA: OH, OKAY! CHILL OUT, BADGER!

RELAX.

NOBODY'S GONNA HURT YOU.

I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA WATCH YOUR BACK, OKAY?

THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

HEY!

HAND IT OVER

JACK: TY!

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?

TY: NOTHING.

I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

BADGER'S SIMMERED DOWN A BIT.

HE GETS LIKE SOMETIMES,

BUT HE REALLY WOULDN'T HURT ANYBODY.

TY: YEAH, RIGHT.

TARA: HE'S NOT A BAD GUY.

SO, HOW COME HE NEVER TALKS?

I DON'T KNOW, HE JUST WON'T.

ALL I KNOW IS WHAT KIDS SAY ABOUT HIM

AROUND THE GROUP HOME.

HIS STEPDAD MESSED HIM UP QUITE A BIT,

SO SOMETIMES HE FREAKS OUT ABOUT STUFF.

HEY, TY.

THANKS FOR NOT SQUEALING ON HIM.

I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

WELL, JUST THAT THAT WOULD MAKE YOU A HYPOCRITE,

WOULDN'T IT?

I MEAN, ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THE STUFF

YOU MUST HAVE PULLED WHEN YOU WERE OUR AGE.

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE HEARD,

BUT WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT ME,

YOU'RE WRONG.

SO LIKE I SAID BEFORE, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN.

AMY: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME

WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON OUT THERE?

LET'S JUST SAY,

THE SOONER THOSE KIDS LEAVE THE BETTER.

I REMEMBER THINKING THE SAME THING

ABOUT YOU ONCE.

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE,

I COULDN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO MESS UP

SO I COULD KICK YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE.

AND I ALMOST DID SEVERAL TIMES.

BUT, IN THE END, YOU PROVED ME WRONG.

YOU KNOW, YOU PROVED A LOT OF PEOPLE WRONG.

SO MAYBE YOU OUGHTA GIVE THOSE KIDS

A CHANCE TO DO THE SAME.

LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE...

REESE WITHERSPOON THING, OKAY?

IT'S JUST...

YOU SEEM SO PERFECT,

LIKE POPULAR AND STUFF,

LIKE YOU SHOULD BE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL THINK I'M WEIRD.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BRING ME TO SCHOOL WITH YOU

ON MONDAY.

THEY'D HAVE A WHOLE NEW DEFINITION OF WEIRD.

MAYBE THEY'D MAKE YOU

PRESIDENT OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL.

(AMUSED) I'M SO SURE.

SO...

DO YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD START OVER

WITH COOPER... OR GOOBER?

COPPER.

WHATEVER.

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T INTO HORSES.

I'M NOT.

BUT THIS PLACE DOESN'T HAVE CABLE.

ASHLEY: (LAUGHING)

THAT'S SOME NASTY WIENERS AND BEANS.

AMY!

HEY, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER.

AMY: GOOD. I'M STARVIN'.

WELL, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. IT'S JUST WIENERS.

NOT JUST WIENERS. WIENERS AND BEANS.

AND FOR DESSERT,

WE'RE HAVING WHIPPED CREAM STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CAN.

HOW COOL IS THAT?!

(SPRITZING)

ASHLEY'S IDEA.

(SPRITZING)

HEY!

NOW DON'T RUIN YOUR DINNER.

I DON'T CARE!

I HAVE EMANCIPATED MYSELF FROM MY MOTHER

AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. RIGHT, AMY?

YEAH, I GUESS.

WELL, AT LEAST SHARE.

HEADS UP! YEAH.

(SPRITZING)

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD STUFF. YOU WANT SOME, AMY?

NO, AND I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING.

BUT YOU JUST GOT HERE!

HEY! WHAT'S THE MATTER?

AMY: I DON'T KNOW. I SHOULD JUST PROBABLY GO.

YOU, UH, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET BACK

TO YOUR LITTLE PARTY THERE.

MAYBE LATER,

YOU AND ASHLEY CAN HAVE WHIPPED CREAM FIGHTS.

I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

YOU SAID YOU TRUSTED ME.

I THOUGHT I DID TOO, CALEB.

I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE GO CRAZY OVER HORSES.

THEY JUST SEEM LIKE BIG POO MACHINES TO ME.

MALLORY: WELL, THEY'RE REALLY SMART.

AND YOU CAN TELL THEM SECRETS

BECAUSE THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED

THAT THEY WON'T TELL ANYONE.

KIND OF LIKE A HORSE THERAPIST?

(SMALL LAUGH)

(SIGHING) OKAY, COPPER.

HERE I COME.

SO YOU BETTER NOT SLOBBER ON ME.

(COPPER SNORTS) I CAN'T DO IT!

HE'S GONNA EAT MY ARM OFF. I KNOW IT!

OKAY, HE WON'T HURT YOU, I PROMISE.

TARA: BADGER, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

(GIGGLING) OH MY GOD, HE'S EATING IT!

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

YEAH. I THINK HE LIKES YOU.

TARA: (LAUGHING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

THAT IS ABOUT AS MUCH MATH

AS I CAN STAND ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.

SORRY.

IT'S JUST NO MATTER HOW HARD I STUDY,

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING CATCH UP

TO EVERYONE ELSE.

YOU KNOW, IN ALL THIS TIME

THAT I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK,

YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ME WHY YOU DIDN'T FINISH HIGH SCHOOL.

I JUST WASN'T A VERY GOOD STUDENT.

I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.

YOU'VE BEEN GETTING STRAIGHT A'S

ON EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE SO FAR.

WELL, MAYBE IF I HAD A HOT TUTOR LIKE YOU

BACK IN THE DAY,

I'D HAVE MADE THE HONOUR ROLL.

SO WHO'S THAT GUY THAT WE SAW THIS MORNING?

YOU KNOW, THE "WRESTLER"?

IT'S NOBODY.

HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME DESSERT, HUH?

HERE, YOU PICK.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT MATH?

IT'S THAT IF I WORK AT IT HARD ENOUGH,

I ALWAYS FIND THE ANSWER.

BUT WITH YOU, TY BORDEN,

NO MATTER WHAT I DO,

I ALWAYS JUST END UP WITH MORE QUESTIONS.

DIBS ON THE BED.

OKAY. I GUESS I'LL JUST SLEEP ON THE FLOOR THEN.

MALLORY: HEY! DIBS ON THE BED!

NUNH-UNH. I CALLED IT!

YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR IT!

UH, MALLORY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

LOU SAID I COULD SLEEP OVER.

(LOUD WHACK FROM PILLOW)

MALLORY AND TARA: (GIGGLING AND GRUNTING)

AMY: GREAT. THIS NIGHT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.

TARA: (SHRIEKING) I WILL SUFFOCATE YOU!

MALLORY AND TARA: (SHRIEKING AND GIGGLING IN THE CABIN)

HEY.

HEY.

ANY ROOM HERE

FOR A SLUMBER PARTY REJECT?

(CHUCKLING) YEAH, SURE.

WHERE'S BADGER?

HE'S SLEEPIN'.

YOU'RE NOT SUCH A BAD CAMP COUNSELLOR AFTER ALL.

YEAH, RIGHT.

ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME

WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON WITH YOU?

IT'S NOTHING, AMY.

TY...

IT'S JUST...

CLINT BROUGHT THOSE KIDS HERE

THINKING I'M SOME KIND OF POSTER BOY

AND I'M NOT.

MAYBE HE'S JUST PROUD OF YOU.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, AMY.

I WANT TO, TY.

ALL RIGHT.

WHEN I WAS A BIT YOUNGER THAN BADGER,

MY MOM MARRIED THIS NEW GUY

AND HE WAS...

LET'S JUST SAY THAT HE MADE MY REAL DAD LOOK LIKE A SAINT.

AND I PROMISED MYSELF THAT WHEN I GOT OLDER,

I'D PAY HIM BACK FOR EVERYTHING,

AND I DID.

I PROBABLY WOULD'VE KILLED HIM

IF THE NEIGHBOURS HADN'T CALLED THE COPS.

AND THEN THAT'S WHEN I MET CLINT.

UH...

EVERYBODY AT THE GROUP HOME USED TO SAY

"YOU DON'T MEET CLINT

UNLESS THEY REALLY THINK YOU'RE HOPELESS."

WELL, THEY WERE WRONG, WEREN'T THEY?

I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.

I DON'T REGRET WHAT I DID, AMY.

I'D DO IT AGAIN IF I HAD TO.

TARA AND MALLORY: (GIGGLING AND SHOUTING INSIDE CABIN)

YOU SHOULD GO.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING, AMY.

TY...

(OBJECT IN CABIN SHATTERS)

GO.

BEFORE THEY COMPLETELY DESTROY THE CABIN.

YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,

I UH...

I'M REALLY GLAD THAT CLINT BROUGHT YOU HERE.

GOOD NIGHT.

(FIRE CRACKLES)

(DOOR OPENING)

(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)

TARA: (LAUGHING) YOU SHH!

TARA AND MALLORY: (GIGGLING)

(LAUGHING)

(OWL HOOTS)

TARA: I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO BEAUTIFUL

IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

EXCEPT MAYBE TY BORDEN.

BOTH: (LAUGHING)

I KISSED HIM ONCE.

SHUT UP! YOU AND TY MACKED OUT?

WELL, IT WAS KIND OF IMPULSIVE

AND HE DIDN'T REALLY KISS BACK,

SO IT DIDN'T REALLY COUNT.

OH, IT COUNTS.

YOU ARE LIKE MY NEW HERO.

BOTH: (LAUGHING)

YOU MUST HAVE SOME SERIOUS MOJO.

MALLORY MOJO.

BOTH: (LAUGHING)

WHAT ABOUT YOU AND BADGER?

I LIKE BADGER,

BUT... I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHERE HE'S AT.

HE LIKE NEVER TALKS AND HE'S JUST SO...

DAMAGED.

I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES HE SCARES ME.

BUT ANYWAY, I WANNA HEAR

ALL ABOUT YOUR KISS WITH TY,

STARTING FROM WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST

THAT MORNING.

MALLORY: (LAUGHING) OH MY GOD!

TY: BADGER!

BADGER!

BADGER!

TY, WHAT IS IT?!

BADGER TOOK OFF!

TARA: HE PROBABLY WENT OUT FOR A SMOKE.

NO, I CHECKED EVERYWHERE

AND ONE OF THE HORSES IS MISSING TOO.

MALLORY, TAKE TARA INSIDE, OKAY?

SCREW THAT.

HEY, DO YOU WANT US TO FIND HIM OR NOT?

COME ON.

AMY: LET'S SPLIT UP! YOU TAKE BIG RIVER TRAIL

AND I'LL GO DOWN BY BRIAR RIDGE!

(HOOVES THUNDER)

WHOA! WHOA, WHOA.

BADGER!

(WATER SPLASHES)

BADGER!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

COME ON.

LET'S GET YOU OUTTA THERE.

ARE YOU OKAY?

COME ON, LET'S GET YOU WARMED UP HERE.

(GASPING AND SHIVERING)

LET'S GET YOU WARMED UP.

COME ON!

YOU DON'T WANT MY JACKET? FINE!

IF YOU WANNA DIE DOWN HERE, I DON'T CARE!

BUT YOU PUTTING THAT HORSE IN DANGER,

THAT WAS A REALLY STUPID THING TO DO!

(SHIVERING) LEAVE ME ALONE.

WOW.

YOU ACTUALLY DO TALK.

I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP.

SO, THAT'S IT? YOU'RE DONE?

GIVING UP?

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

WELL, THAT'S CRAP.

CLINT GAVE YOU A CHANCE WHEN YOU GOT HERE

AND YOU JUST BLEW IT.

YOU PROBABLY JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF

A ONE-WAY TICKET TO A LOCKED UNIT.

WHO CARES?

I BET TARA DOES.

NO, SHE DOESN'T.

SHE JUST THINKS I'M A FREAK.

OH GEE, I WONDER WHY THAT IS?

THIS WHOLE NOT TALKING THING,

I DON'T KNOW A LOT OF GIRLS THAT ARE INTO THAT.

IT'S TOO LATE.

NO, IT'S NOT.

TRUST ME, I KNOW.

COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

(STRAINING) ONE, TWO, THREE!

HE WENT OUT FOR A SMOKE AND HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST.

IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES.

THE BUSH IS AWFUL THICK IN THAT PART OF THE RANCH.

AND HE TOOK A BIT OF A SPILL ON HIS WAY BACK,

BUT HE'S OKAY NOW.

RIGHT.

WELL, I'LL PUT THAT IN MY REPORT.

GLAD TO HEAR THAT, FOR THE MOST PART,

THE KIDS WERE WELL-BEHAVED.

JUDGING FROM THE SUCCESS OF THE WEEKEND,

I'LL DEFINITELY BE BRINGING MORE KIDS OUT HERE

TO THE DUDE RANCH IN THE FUTURE.

JACK: ANY TIME, CLINT.

ANY TIME.

DULY NOTED.

MALLORY: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

OF COURSE I'M SURE.

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK SO BADASS.

GO LIKE THIS.

YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA TOTALLY FREAK

WHEN THEY SEE YOU.

ALL RIGHT, BUT REMEMBER OUR DEAL:

IF I DO THIS, YOU HAVE TO RIDE COPPER.

(SIGHING) I'M A WOMAN OF MY WORD.

OH!

PETER, HUH? ANOTHER GIFT?

INTERNET BOY'S GOT IT BAD FOR YOU.

AMY, GIVE IT BACK.

NO! NOT UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.

I MEAN, HOW WAS YOUR DATE? WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?

LOU: WELL, HE WAS...

HE WAS VERY...

GOTH?

WHAT?! REALLY?

NO, NOT PETER. YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THIS.

WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT?

NOTHING. I, UH...

I'M JUST GLAD TO SEE THE RIDING LESSONS

ARE GOING WELL.

WHATEVER.

AMY: (LAUGHING)

I THINK IT MIGHT JUST BE A PHASE.

(LAUGHING)

HEY!

WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT SMOKING?

HEY, TY.

THANKS FOR NOT TELLING ON ME.

TWICE.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'M UH...

I'M GONNA TRY TALKING TO TARA.

YEAH?

THAT'S A PRETTY BRAVE MOVE.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR THAT?

NO. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

BUT UH...

I GUESS I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY.

BEFORE IT REALLY IS TOO LATE.

(TIRES CRUNCHING)

VAL: WHAT'S GOING ON?

ASHLEY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

JACK CALLED ME.

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?

UM... (SMALL CHUCKLE)

HONEY, IT'S JUST SOME TESTS.

WHATEVER THIS IS, MOM,

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DO IT ALONE.

LOOK, JUST GET IN THE CAR.

DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.

I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE.

OKAY.

BUT JUST GIVE ME A SEC, ALL RIGHT?

I KNOW IT WASN'T MY PLACE, BUT UH...

(WARM CHUCKLE)

HEY.

OH, SPILL PROOF MUG; THE WORLD'S A SAFER PLACE.

YEAH, IT KEEPS MY COFFEE WARM TOO.

OH YEAH? YEAH.

BETTER GIFT THAN FLOWERS, RIGHT?

WHAT AM I DOING HERE? (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.

WELL, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION.

NO INSTANT MESSAGING,

NO SPONTANEOUS MAKE-OUT SESSIONS.

JUST UH, JUST TWO PEOPLE TALKING.

ALL RIGHT? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK THAT I CAN HANDLE THAT.

WELL, GOOD.

GREAT.

OKAY.

THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT SPONTANEOUS MAKING OUT

COULDN'T HAPPEN LATER.

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST... 'CAUSE...

DON'T PUSH IT.

CALEB: HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

(TEARFUL) IT'S MY MOTHER.

I JUST TOOK HER TO THE CLINIC.

WHAT IF SHE'S REALLY SICK?

(CRYING) I DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE.

HEY...

YOU'VE GOT ME.

AH, SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE BEEN HIDING.

SHHH...

(WHISPERING) CHECK IT OUT.

BADGER: (TALKING IN THE DISTANCE)

AMY: WOW.

BADGER'S ACTUALLY TALKING.

BOTH: (CHUCKLING)

WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE SAYING?

I DON'T KNOW.

TARA: (LAUGHING)

WHATEVER HE'S SAYING, IT WORKED.

TY, UM...

YOU KNOW, THOSE THINGS YOU SAID LAST NIGHT

ABOUT YOUR STEPDAD?

WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER TELL ME?

(SIGHING)

I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THAT STUFF BEFORE.

(SHOUTING) HEY, YOU TWO, GET A ROOM!

(CHUCKLING)

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