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(dramatic music)

- As you know, your stepbrother Nick

is actually coming back from college soon.

- Oh my gosh, it's been so long.

- It's been like two years?

- I know.

- Oh, it's been too long.

I haven't had a chance to go visit him,

he hasn't had time to come down.

So he's finally coming back in a few days.

I'm so excited,

but this place is such a mess

and I need your help to help, you know,

tidy it up a little bit.

I wanna make it nice and spick and span

for when he gets home.

So I need your help sweeping, dusting,

we need to scrub the floors.

And I was hoping if you wouldn't mind helping me

tidy up his room a little bit.

- Yeah, yeah.

- I think you could help me with that.

- Yeah, mopping everything.

- Yeah.

- Anything for little Nicky.

- Of course, of course.

And I mean, I cannot wait for him to get here.

- I know, I'm so excited.

- If you don't mind helping me tidy up his room,

I'll go get started on the kitchen stuff, okay?

- Yeah, definitely.

- Thank you so much, sweetie.

- Of course.

- Let's see, what's this?

(scrubbing)

Gotta have a place to pick and span for Nicky.

(scrubbing)

(door opening)

- Surprise!

- Oh my God, is that my stepson?

- It's me, I'm home.

- Oh my God!

- Yes.

- Oh, hey, Peanut.

Welcome home.

- Thank you, it's so good to be home.

- You're here so early.

- Well, I mean, I got all the courses done,

got the exams out of the way,

no reason to stick around, so here I am.

- Oh, you're such a good boy, I'm so proud of you.

- Welcome home.

- Oh, well, I mean, it's really good to be back.

- Well, we weren't expecting you for two more days.

We were just doing some spring cleaning for you.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

- Oh, should I go back?

- No, not at all.

I'm cleaning your room for you right now.

- Oh, really?

Oh, thank you.

Oh, you both are so amazing.

I really appreciate it, thank you.

So, I'll just go and kick back for a bit.

- While we finish up.

- Yeah, that sounds perfect.

- That was a long trip, so.

- No, no worries, go relax.

(door slams)

- Cindy, we're gonna have a talk.

You're important, this is important.

I just got the fucking credit card bills.

- Shit.

- Yeah, you maxed out all three of them on dumb shit.

Gambling, random ATMs.

- Well, just go get settled in, honey.

We're gonna be cleaning up for you, okay?

- All right, thanks, Mom.

- Hey, Mom, we're gonna wash some stuff from the sheets.

- Okay.

- Do you want me to toss you any of my laundry

I have in the bag, or just leave it for now?

- Oh, no, no, don't lift a finger.

- Okay, thanks.

- I'm stressed out.

We'll talk about this when you get home, all right?

- So, how was your flight, hon?

- It wasn't that bad.

Took a while, but you know, it is what it is.

- Yeah, yeah, was there any crying babies?

I hate that.

- No, there was a crying old woman,

which was kind of weird.

She was very noisy.

- Oh, jeez, I hate those.

Did you get to have any snacks or anything like that?

- They had pretzels, they were all right.

They were unsalted.

- Well, that doesn't sound very good.

We'll have to get you some dinner.

- Oh, yeah, what are you making?

- Hmm, lasagna or spaghetti?

What would you prefer?

- Lasagna sounds good.

- Oh, good, perfect.

- Yeah, let's do that.

Three cheese?

- Of course.

- Yes.

(laughs)

- You know, I really missed you, Mom.

It's really good to see you.

It's been too long.

- Oh, it's great to see you too, hon.

You've always been a great student, though.

- I try.

Oh, you know, education's important.

- Mm, that it is.

Almost as important as family.

- That's the most important.

(laughs)

- Hmm.

- And your friends, how's Sam doing?

- Sam's doing great.

He got a scholarship at that other Ivy League college

over in Georgia.

- Oh, wow.

- Yeah, I know.

Good for him, right?

- Good for him.

I'm sure his parents are proud.

- Yeah, they are.

They got him a new car.

- Oh, wow.

- Not just any new car.

That sports car he was going on and on about

the other time he was over.

- Oh my God, well, you know, he deserves it.

- He does.

He worked so hard on his grades.

- Yeah.

- But like, what has been going on here?

Like, Fiona's been busy or what?

- You know what?

She's been deep in her studies.

- Really? - You know, her.

- She was never really that much of a studier.

That's good to hear.

- Well, I think she's taking after,

taking a cue from you.

- Ha, well, I'm glad to be a positive influence.

I think she just wants to get out of the house.

Try to escape.

- Truth be told, I wouldn't mind another kid

that's just as well-behaved as you are.

- Oh, Mom.

- I mean, I try.

You do good things, good things come to you.

- That's very true, son.

- So how long have you been working on that project for?

- You know, it's gonna be about two months now.

- Oh, wow, and now you're finishing it up.

- Yes.

- Must be a big project.

- I know, it's so exciting.

- I know, I know.

- I know, I know.

- I know, I know.

- Must be a big project.

- I am so excited to be done with it.

- Hmm, that's cool.

- These clients are driving me insane.

- So what, do you think you're gonna have

some more free time after that?

- Oh, definitely, hopefully.

- That's cool.

- Let me get this towel.

- Dare to dream.

(laughing)

- Yep, living the dream.

- Well, it's definitely nice to be back home

and be even nicer, have more time with you.

- Well, let's plan on that this time.

- Yeah, let's definitely plan on it.

So what about Fiona though?

She been like dating or anything?

Do you have any boys around?

- One guy one week, another girl another week.

I mean, I just, I can't keep up.

- She gets around.

- Well, you know your sister.

Quite the party animal.

- Maybe we'll, maybe I'll get to meet

the next one she brings, huh?

- Oh, maybe.

Just give it a day.

- Give it a day?

Don't tell me she gets around.

- Oh, well.

- You know your sister, she likes to party,

but she's a big girl.

- Well, you did say she's working on her studies more.

- Yeah.

- So that's good.

- She seems a lot more focused.

- Well, that's important.

- It's good to be goal oriented.

- So what are her plans though for college?

Is she trying to, what's she trying to do?

- You know, I think she said something

about being a doctor.

- A doctor?

- A vet, yeah.

(footsteps)

- I'm so glad you're home.

- Me too.

- You've been gone for way too long.

- Yeah.

(footsteps)

You really surprised us.

(footsteps)

- Hey Fiona, how's that laundry coming?

- Oh, it's coming better.

Just finishing up on a few things.

- I see you next year, I'll be back.

- I am.

- Hey mom, I'm gonna do my stepbrother's sheets.

- You got a few more minutes?

(door creaking)

- Okay.

Well, actually, do you mind cleaning some of those dishes?

There's a few of them left in there.

- Yeah.

- I'm gonna get that for me.

Thank you, love.

It's so nice to have the whole family home.

- I know.

- I know.

- All in one room.

- Uh huh.

(water running)

- Cool.

- So how was college, man?

- It was good.

I learned a lot of things, met a lot of people.

Definitely, definitely experiences.

- Yeah?

How's the party scene out there?

- You know me, I've always had that kind of a foot warm, so.

- I got some crazy foot buzzards.

- Did you?

- Yeah.

- Oh yeah, that's right, you were taking some AP classes.

- Yeah.

- And how have those been going?

- Pretty good.

- A lot of years of school.

- Oh yeah.

You're gonna be there for a long time.

But at least I have the party to keep me going.

(laughing)

- You're a good girl.

I've missed you.

- I know.

I really missed you.

It's great to have you back around the house.

- It's really great to be back.

- It's been two years.

- Well you know, I had to go back a few months.

Not done yet.

- Why didn't you ever visit during holidays?

- It's way too long of a flight.

And y'all weren't offering any kind of flight.

No like, airfare or anything.

- If you lived with us, we could do your flight.

- If you lived with us, we could do your laundry,

clean all the time.

We wouldn't have to worry about anything.

- I know, it's been terrible.

I've been all on my own having to take care of that stuff.

- You know, I've tried to have this conversation

with him so many times, I can't.

- Right.

- I mean, how else am I gonna get

into the space program?

- It's true.

- I mean, it's school and it's something

that we just gotta do.

- I'm just happy that you're so committed to your studies.

- Well, I mean, I have to be.

- I have a feeling you could really take a lesson.

- She's gonna be a doctor or a vet, you know, so.

- Yeah, that's just what I think.

- Gotta face myself.

- Yeah.

- I mean, it just takes time and commitment.

You hear that?

Commitment.

- I hear ya.

- I'm so proud when you have a little astronaut

and a doctor in your family.

- A mother could be any power.

- That's true.

You definitely get some bragging points.

- Oh, yeah.

How was your little roommate situation?

- I didn't even have one.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah, I got special privileges.

- Wow, I always find living alone.

- Having to be alone for a long time is more like forever.

- Well, I would think you need your privacy

while you not have a roommate

because you need to study all the time.

- Yeah, but it's lonely.

- There's a nice change of pace.

- Good that I didn't really think about that.

- If you can get away without having a roommate,

you should.

- Yeah.

I like living at home, all those home-cooked meals.

That's my mother.

- Aw.

- Nice to see you here.

- You too.

- Mother, come on.

The kids are back.

- Oh, so you know where you're gonna go?

- She's got it all mapped out.

Why'd they tell you this?

- Well, you haven't been here.

- Oh.

- You should come home more often.

- Yeah, seriously.

You missed the face around here.

- I mean, when I have my own helicopter,

you know, when I have my own spaceship, okay?

- You can just fly over here whenever you want, son.

- Yeah.

When that happens, then we'll talk, okay?

- That's true.

(sighs)

(moans)

- They've been teaching us a lot about being fit

in like many different ways.

- Oh.

- Today is an exception, but I actually went vegan.

- Oh, really?

Really?

- Mm-hmm.

- Well, you can join me then on my vegan quest.

- Today is an exception.

I'm not gonna say no to your lasagna, Mom.

It's the fucking best.

- You better not.

I'm so sad.

- I don't know how you guys do it.

I love my meat.

- We all know you do.

(laughs)

- Well, you're so silly, Daniel.

(breathing heavily)

- I'm sorry.

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

(breathing heavily)

- So, what else did you pick up from that nutrition class?

Anything helpful for your 50-year-old mom?

- Well, I learned a lot about hydration.

- Oh, yeah, they say that's really important.

- Gallon a day at least.

- Oh, at least.

- Yeah, see, I'm already sweating.

But that's just 'cause I drink a lot of water.

- Well, that's good, that's good.

You need to stay hydrated.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah.

- Well, I try.

- Keep your health up, son.

- Oh, thanks.

(laughs)

- Such a good boy.

- I'll tell you what, sis.

How about I hop up on the counter

and you put a little work in?

- Anything for the products, son.

(laughs)

- So good to hear that.

- Oh, you kids.

What am I gonna do with you?

(laughs)

(sighs)

(feet tapping)

(sighs)

- You, did you get those dishes done, hon?

- Oh, I have.

It should be nice and clean now.

- Thank you, dear.

Perfect.

- You know, I think you should really consider

online schools so you can be home with us.

- Online schools don't work for this.

(laughs)

- That actually sounds like a great idea, son.

- Yeah, there's a lot of hands-on stuff.

I mean, unless you're gonna buy me a simulation shuttle.

(laughs)

I don't think it's gonna work out.

- How many semesters do you have left, then?

- I have, let's see.

Two years, so four more semesters.

- Four more semesters.

- Then I have extended grad school

and I have to get a master's,

I have to get a doctorate.

- Well, I sure hope you plan on visiting us at some point.

- I mean, y'all plan on visiting the moon?

(laughs)

'Cause that's where I'm aiming for.

I'm not bad.

I'm gonna get the stars.

- Oh, come on, Nick.

More than once every two years.

- At least for Thanksgiving, I'm gonna do lasagna.

- Promise?

- I promise.

- Shit.

If you have to be at the moon, I'll still come over that.

(laughs)

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- I miss this quality time.

- I think they have it.

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I should get my baby mom started, but it's more.

- Legs getting tired?

- Yeah.

I'm halfway.

(grunts)

Oh my God.

So with two semesters left,

are you excited about graduation?

Or is it four?

- Four semesters.

(laughs)

- That's gonna make me more proud

to see my baby boy growing.

I'm going to, I'm going to graduate.

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- Fiona, dear, can you check that laundry again for me?

- Oh yeah.

- Yeah.

(grunts)

And you know what?

Let's not get too carried away in this kitchen.

You know, the kitchen's done.

We have some cleaning to do in the room, actually.

- Yeah, I think that's nice.

- I suppose they're all done.

- Oh, perfect.

(sighs)

- Can I have those here?

- Yeah.

- Thank you so much.

(door creaks)

(sighs)

- Mm-hmm.

You must have missed us, huh?

- I really did.

It's been, I mean, what more needs to be said?

It's been too long.

(laughs)

- Well, maybe that'll encourage you

to come visit more often.

- That and the lasagna.

- You know, your sisters missed you, too.

- I can tell.

- Mm-hmm, they missed you so much.

- This is gonna be a great summer vacation.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, it is.

- Mm-hmm.

- What's the first thing you guys wanna do?

- I mean, well, there's that water park.

- Oh, yeah, that sounds fun.

- It's been so hot lately, it'd be a great idea.

- I mean, they had some deals I saw.

There was a pamphlet given out at that restaurant.

- Mm-hmm.

Well, maybe we'll have to go check that out.

- We should.

- Maybe it's Friday or something like that?

- Yeah, absolutely.

- Yeah, we could get down in some water slides.

- Yeah.

That could be fun.

I heard they had a new one there.

Little one with a spiral and--

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, yeah, that sounds fun.

- You know, son, speaking of slides.

- Yeah?

- Why don't you bring that over here

and slide that into my mouth?

- Oh, okay, Mom.

(chuckling)

Oh, there goes the folded clothes.

Sorry.

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

- That looks so good.

- Yeah.

(gagging)

- Yeah, that's right.

It's not gonna spill just like I taught you.

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

- Lost a bit.

- Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Deep throat, your brother's dick.

Just like I taught you.

There you go.

That's a good girl.

- Good job.

- Yeah, you're getting so good.

(laughing)

Show me again.

Show me how you do it with your brother.

There you go.

(slurping)

Yeah.

All sloppy.

Yeah, you know how your brother likes it.

Yeah.

That's a good girl.

(slurping)

You like the way your sister sucks your dick?

- I do, she's doing a great job.

- Yeah.

- Must be all those guys and girls

that she's having to come over, huh?

(laughing)

Gotta have a lot of practice.

- Some practice, yeah.

Gotta send her off to college,

you know, knowing everything already.

- I guess.

(laughing)

- You know what, son?

- What's up?

- Let's do a stroke game.

See if you've improved your stroke game.

- Okay.

- I'm curious too.

- I think you are young, but okay.

Oh, like when we used to play leap frog.

- Yeah.

- Okay, let's do that.

- You remember this game.

- Sure.

(groaning)

(groaning)

- Wow, he has improved.

It's all that frustration of studying all the time.

- So much studying.

- That's such a good job, keep that for your sister.

- Yeah.

- Don't worry, mom.

- Yeah, you're doing a great job, son.

(groaning)

- Oh, that hurt.

- Oh, yes.

Yeah, thank you, mom.

- Yeah.

(groaning)

(groaning)

- Take it to your hand.

- Oh my God.

(groaning)

- Oh, oh.

- Oh, that's okay.

- Oh, it's so good.

Oh my God.

Oh, yeah.

(groaning)

- Yeah.

- Oh, you're so good at this.

(groaning)

- I think it's your turn, mom.

- Let me see if he's in the picture.

- Let's see what you've learned in college, son.

(groaning)

- Oh, shit.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh my God.

Oh, God, stop.

Oh, God.

Oh my God.

- Oh, yeah, give me that good dick.

- Oh my God, yes, give mommy that good dick.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

- I'm making my brother's cat, mom.

- Oh my God, it's so good.

- Good.

- Fuck.

I can't believe it's been two years

since we've come back and done this.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

(panting)

Oh, shit, I'm coming.

Oh my God, oh my God.

(groaning)

You're such a good boy.

(groaning)

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh, fuck.

(groaning)

Yeah, yeah, yes.

(groaning)

Oh, shit.

(groaning)

Oh, shit, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

- You got to suck that pussy.

- Yes.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

I'm gonna give it back to mom.

Oh my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Share with your sister.

Oh, you're such a good boy.

(groaning)

Oh, son, you're gonna make me cook.

(groaning)

Oh, yeah, make her cook.

(groaning)

Make mommy cook, make mommy cook.

(groaning)

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(groaning)

Oh, oh, yeah.

(groaning)

Fuck.

(groaning)

Mom, I think I'm gonna ride my brother's face.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Oh, you should ride his cock while I do it.

- Oh, yes, you know, sharing is caring.

- I did teach you guys that.

I told you the importance of sharing.

- I'm gonna head right there.

You gonna ride it?

- Uh-huh.

(groaning)

Oh, yeah.

(clapping)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Eat your sister's pussy, baby.

Eat your sister's pussy.

(groaning)

Oh, fuck.

(groaning)

Oh.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh, fuck.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh, yeah.

(groaning)

Oh, yeah.

(groaning)

Oh, yeah, right there.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh, fuck.

(clapping)

Oh, yeah.

(groaning)

Oh my God, what do you want me to do?

(groaning)

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Yeah.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh my God, make it start again.

(groaning)

Oh, fuck.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh shit.

(groaning)

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

(groaning)

You're such a fucking pussy, yeah.

Yeah.

(groaning)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucking fucker with your tongue.

Yeah, yeah.

(groaning)

Come here.

(groaning)

Come here.

Come here, you little fucking nut.

Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

I'm fucking out.

You're such a good son.

Oh shit.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Do the same thing to your sister.

Yeah.

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

Yeah.

(groaning)

Come here.

(groaning)

Make your sister fucking come.

Make her come.

(groaning)

Yeah, make her fucking come.

Yeah.

(groaning)

Oh shit.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh shit.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Fuck.

(groaning)

Oh son, fuck.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

(groaning)

Shit.

(groaning)

Oh God.

Yeah.

(groaning)

Oh yeah, you're so hot.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

Yeah, give it to your sister.

Give it to her.

Yeah, the way she likes it.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh shit.

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Yeah.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

(groaning)

You see what you were missing

when you were back in college?

I missed you so much.

Yeah.

(groaning)

Oh yeah, give us your cum.

Oh yeah, where's your cum?

Yeah.

(groaning)

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yeah.

(groaning)

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh yeah, give us your cum.

Where's your cum?

(groaning)

Yeah.

(groaning)

It's definitely a very

(groaning)

home.

(laughing)

It's a nice little welcome home gift.

Welcome home brother.

(laughing)

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