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ADAM: Was he funny?

LIBBY: No, he was not funny at all.

He was quite nervous.

He asked so many questions about you.

What'd you tell him?

How was Sarah?

I mean, she's...

Young, excitable...

I don't know...

But she's gorgeous, right?

Eh.

She is! I saw her.

I mean, like...

Sure, but the whole small talk thing

she was trying to do was kind of awful, you know.

LIBBY: Hmm.

We did some things.Oh, yeah?

Yeah, it was weird, he had different moves.

Like what?

Like, I don't know, he was trying to spell my name.

Oh, Elizabeth's a nine letter word,

that's pretty huge in Scrabble.

Hmm.Good for him.

And then he put his hands...

You know that's my capacity for details, thanks.

Good night.

[KISSES]

[LIBBY SIGHS]

Did you wear a condom?

Come on, man.I have to ask.

ADAM: Yes, but I didn'tput it in.

LIBBY: Did she not let you after you used the phrase "Put it in"?

Huh?

[ADAM SNICKERS]

Are you okay?Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Yes, I am.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Was it weird?

Yeah, a little bit.

But it was fun.

But I'm happy to be back here with you.

Me too.

MAN: [ON RADIO] Good morning, Los Angelenos.

It's 8:07 a.m. and a balmy 77 degrees.

The freeways are looking good and to be perfectly honest with you, LA,

ah, God, I am just gonna say it, I am feeling optimistic.

You know those days when you just feel like, yeah, I've got this.

I'm living a great life, I'm happy, healthy, successful

and most importantly, I am in control.

Today, Los Angeles, that is I.

Holla at me if you are having a great morning on 8188336000.

ADAM: Hey, Ralph. What's up, buddy?

MIKEY: Hey.

Hey, sir.ADAM: Mikey!

Hey. Did you just call me "sir"?

Yep.

Do I look like a knight to you?

Yeah.Yeah?

BOTH: Yeah.

ADAM: You wanna, um,

maybe play with Lady Libby and I for a bit

since you're here so early? Yeah?

Would you play with me?Um...

Yeah, I could...

I just have to to go work.

So I wouldn't want to get like...

Like you invested in the gameand I have to leave

before we finish,and you feel abandoned...

Hey, Lady Libby doesn't know

how to talk to knights your age.

[SIGHS] But, you know, I'll play with you.

High five. Boom!

[MIMICS EXPLOSION] Get out of here.

Never fails to amaze me how bad you are with kids, huh?

[CAR HONKS]

Come on,we're gonna be late.

Go with your work wife.

Take care of her for me, okay?

I always do.

Hey, how are you?Hey. Good.

Okay.

You know, I suggested it to my husband.

We discussed it.

And he said, if I hooked up with anyone else,

he'd kill me.

His exact words were, "I would stab you with your favorite knife."

Adam must be like a pig in shit.

Mmm. It was my idea.

You make me sick.

No, we're going to betogether forever and ever

and I just don't want

to grow up and resent him.

What if you fall in love with someone else?

No, I won't.

And he won't.

We have rules.

One, only from the app.

Two, only one night.

It's just a little adventure.

And it keeps us exciting to each other.

Honestly, I think we have cracked monogamy.

ADAM: Absolutely. Keep going.

Mmm-hmm. Still love you.

Kiss me.

Kiss you?

[PHONE CHIMES]

[LAUGHS]

Oh, shit.

What?

Somebody wantingto hook up?

No. It's not from the app.

Not that app anyway.

You're angry?

What makes you say that?

We don't have secrets.

It was an accident.

Oh, really? When you just kind of slipped and fell

and found your soulmate?

I took it years ago, Adam.

Years ago, when you were 12?

When we wereon a break, remember?

[LIBBY GASPS]

What break? When, hmm?

[SIGHS]

When I said

I might not want kids.

Listen. You're scared of kids,

that's all okay, we've worked on it,

and whatever you decide, I'm fine. I'm over it.

I know, but I thought it was the only time

that we might be done, so I took the test.

And nothing came up, which I took as a sign

that you are my soulmate.

[WATER SPOUTING]And I should forget about it.

Who is he?

Who is he?

Oh. Stop it!

[SHRIEKS] Stop!

[CHUCKLES]

This is so weird.

It's so weird.It's insane.

You're honestly not bi or gay?

MIRANDA: Yeah, I've kissed a few girls in college.

More to impress frat guys, but I...

I was a really bad feminist back then.

I'm much better now.

It's cool you came here.

On vacation.

I'm a substitute teacher,

so, you know,lot of free time.

Oh, you're kidding.

Adam's a teacher, too.

Really?Yeah.

Oh, what do you teach?Montessori Elementary, one to two. You?

Oh, is that the"follow your bliss" one?

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

What do you teach?

Everything at a very low level.

I'm efficient in first grade of everything.

I think we should go and get a drink.

Yeah.ADAM: That's a great idea.

No, I mean the two of us.

If that's okay?

No, absolutely.

Yeah, you two should get to know each other.

I'll make us some dinner.

MIRANDA: Oh, no, no,I'm fine, I've eaten.

Don't worry about me.

Then I'll grab something somewhere, yeah.

Okay, cool.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

I, uh, looked up some of your art.

You what?Mmm-hmm.

No way.

Well,it's definitely not art.

Shh, no.

It's corporate, it's justwhatever the client wantsit to be, so...

It was great, I...

No, shut up.Yeah.

I think it must be so frustrating though.

You know, having to fight them all the time.

No, no, I gave that upa long time ago.

You know, I just dowhat they want me to doand then I go home.

I'm much happier this way.

MIRANDA: I was with this guy for like nearly a year.

It's the longest relationship I've ever had.

And I walk in on him,

and he's shopping for rings...

No way! Shit!Yeah, so I panic

and I shout, um,"I think we're soulmates,

"and we should takethe test to prove it!"

So, basically, you just took the test because

you didn't know how to break up with someone?

[LAUGHS]Very nice.

Yeah.

I can't argue with that.

Were you... Were you annoyed

when you saw it was me?

I don't know. I, uh...

I guess the whole havingone person for everything,

it sort of gives me the chills,

so when I saw it was you,

and that you're married,

I thought,"Yeah, that makes sense."

Because my soulmatewould be like my best friend.

Not a partner.

Adam was so relieved.

I bet he was.

Yeah, he was.

I think he's really great.

LIBBY: Wow. He was so handsome.

Oh, Matt wanted to move in, after like a month.

I don't think he knew the difference between love and co-dependence.

It was really sad.

I moved in to Adam's apartmentafter two weeks.

Oh.

I called it love.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure it was.

I'm sorry.No, no.

He was so handsome,you're crazy.

MIRANDA: Stop!You'll make me regret it.

What this?Oh, wait. No, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait.

Did you do these?No, it's...

I'm a teacher.You're an artist?

No, it's nothing. It's...

LIBBY: You're an artist. Why didn't you tell me?

I feel so stupid now.

Why aren't you doing thisfor a living?

They're magic.

LIBBY: Hey.Adam, she's... she's great.

She's like a real artist.

I feel we have known each other for years.

Like, it was so easy to talk to her.

Baby, should I be worried?

What?Like, should I beworried, seriously?

[SCOFFS] No, no.

We'll be like best friends.

[ADAM EXHALES]

You two should hang out.

You'll really, really like her.

You're not allowed to sleep with her.

What?

Seriously.

I'm not saying I would, but...

We've done that lots of times.

Yeah, but this is different.

And if you sleep with her,

it'll mean something, okay.

No, you're worrying for nothing.

Promise me.

[LIBBY UNZIPPING BOOTS]

It would destroy us.

[SIGHS]

You're being dramatic.

It would.Do you not see that?

You're being paranoid.

Listen...

Listen, it's really good that she is here.

You should get to know her,

because there is nothing to worry about.

Okay?

You okay?

[ADAM GROANS]

ADAM: 11...

Come on, come on.MIRANDA: Oh, my God.

ADAM: 13, 14, 15...

16, 17, 18...

MIRANDA: I can definitely do more than you.ADAM: Okay.

19, 20, 21, 22...

Not bad.MIRANDA: Wait, I'm not done.

[MIRANDA EXHALES]23, 24, 25...

Okay, now you'remaking me look bad.

[BREATHING HEAVILY] Why did you make me show off?

I didn't make you do anything.

You're the one acting like you're in a prison movie.

That's insane.

Jesus.

Hey.

You sleep okay?LIBBY: Yeah.

I made you some breakfast.I left it in the fridge.

Okay.[EXHALES]

[BOTH LAUGH]ADAM: Let's go.

MIRANDA: Okay.

ADAM: So as you can see,that's New Year.

So she was really, really drunk.[MIRANDA GIGGLING]

MIRANDA: Oh, very nice.

ADAM: Yeah, okay.[MIRANDA LAUGHS]

ADAM: Oh, and that's actually, uh,

Santa Barbara, back in 2026.

When we got married.

MIRANDA: Look at you.ADAM: Mmm-hmm.

MIRANDA: So cute.ADAM: Thanks.

MIRANDA: You look so in love.

Were you, uh, were you always sure?

You know, from when you first met?

ADAM: Yeah, I mean,when you knowyou know, right?

Oh.Hey.

Hi.Hey.

ADAM: Hey.

How you feeling?Good.

ADAM: Good.

We should get going. We're going to be late.

Okay.

ADAM: You know, you're right.

It was really good to spend some time with her.

I really like her. She's cool.

I didn't like you showing her our wedding photos.

[LAUGHS] Are you being serious, babe? Come on.

It felt disrespectful.

To her and to me.

Oh.

You are serious.

You might as well have peed in a circle around her.

[SCRIBBLING]

It was embarrassing.

I was making friends like you asked.

Well, be respectful of me, would you?

Excuse me, I think I'm beingincredibly respectfulof all of this.

Whatever you've asked for, I've done it. You wanted to do the app, we did it.

You wanted me to meet your soulmate, we did it.

I've done everything.

So, please, don't sit here and tell me that I'm not being respectful, babe.

[CHILDREN CHATTERING]

[BELL RINGING]

ADAM: We're still meeting Miranda later, right?

[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

MIRANDA: This one's fascinating.

I mean they'reall great, but...

I like this one.

It's not the one they want.

They say it's too quiet.

Yeah, but, I mean,that's why it stands out.

It's like when somebodywhispers and you haveto lean in. It's cool.

Yeah, it's cool.

[BABY FUSSING]

MIRANDA:Aw, she's so adorable.

Do you want to hold her?

MIRANDA: Hi.

I read a book that said the morepeople that hold your babyin the first six months,

the more well-rounded they'll be.

Well, then this is so important.

Look at you,you're so cute.

Aren't you? You're the cutest.

Oh, hey. You wanna hold?

No, no, no, thanks.

I think she wants you to, look.

No, no, no. I'm allergic to babies, she, she'll cry.

Think the baby's chosen you.No, no, no, thanks.

Come on, it's fine.Are you sure?

MIRANDA: [WHISPERS]Okay, so...

Just have to hold herlike that.

Okay, all she needsto know is thatshe's safe.

Okay, there we go.

LIBBY: Hi.

See, you're a natural.

LIBBY: Oh, right. She's not crying.

[MIRANDA LAUGHS]

Hi.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

How come your longest relationship was only one year?

'Cause I'm a monster.

'Cause I've never had one I wanted to last longer.

Why not?

MIRANDA: I don't know.

Hey, I do know.

Sad story?

Yeah, but you'llget over it.

Uh, so, my dad diedwhen I was little.

And my mom was sickfor all my life. So betweenthe age eight and 17,

I was her caretaker.

That's sad, I'm sorry.

Yeah, and no.

I mean I, sort ofresented her.

She didn't needas much help as shethought she did.

Not for the first few years, anyway.

So once she was gone, I vowed never to do that again.

You know people can cope on their own.

We're all stronger than that.We're all fine.

You can even hold a baby if you have to.

ADAM: It was really nice meeting you.

You're excellent.

Oh, thank you, Adam.Yeah.

I'm a hugger.[LAUGHS] You charmer.

I'll see you again.

MIRANDA: You better.Hmm.

I'm going to miss you.

See ya.

[SNICKERS]

Why am I feeling this way?

Come on.

[ADAM LAUGHS]

LIBBY: You go. Ready?

[ADAM GRUNTS][LIBBY GASPS]

Sorry, babe.

[PHONE RINGING]

Hey.MIRANDA: [OVER PHONE] Ugh! What is happening?

Nothing, we're just being silly and picking tomatoes.

Hmm, do you want one?

Hey, how are you?

Yeah, I'm really good. Thank you.

Hey, we miss you. You should come back and stay with us.

I am just trying to find a free week.

Guess what?

What? I have a new boyfriend.

ADAM: Really?

What? What?

Yeah, he's a... a dad of one of the kids I teach.

He asked me out at a parent-teacher thing.

Is it allowed?

I don't know. But he's very sexy.

ADAM: You should bring him with you next time you come over, yeah?

MIRANDA: No, no,[LAUGHS] it's way too soon for him to meet the fam.

Hey, I wanted to ask, how it's been...

Do you mind if we don't talk today?

[INHALES]I mean, yes, I do. But, okay.

[SNIFFLES]

We should have an adventure.

We haven't done it in ages.

I thought you were donewith those things.

No.

Okay, sounds good.

You know what we haven't done yet?

ADAM: What?

Daniel and Zora.

A couple?

[EXHALES] That's some next level shit, babe.

She's your type.What?

Married?Surfer hair, big mouth...

Hmm.

Surfer hair, big mouth.

All the things.

Hmm?

Hmm.[ADAM CHUCKLES]

So lucky to have you.

Who you talking about?

Me too.

[ADAM BREATHES DEEPLY]

[PHONE VIBRATES]

WOMAN: It tells you everything you need.

Energy, ambition, results.

Libby?

Hmm.

I don't like it.

Excuse me?

It's generic.

Everyone's fighting for the biggest and the loudest.

So we should make it quieter.

To get people to notice you through all that noise...

you have to whisper.

LIBBY: It was amazing.

They went for it! I was like, "Let's do something that actually looks good."

Hmm, this is cool, babe.

I'm telling you, get your greatness.[PHONE RINGING]

Get your greatness, babe.Miranda! Hey, guess what.

MIRANDA: [SOBBING OVER PHONE] I just, I just want to see you. That guy was awful.

I didn't, I didn't even like him. I was just trying to distract myself.

I want to see you all the time.

Hey, Adam's working still, so I don't know...

[DOOR OPENS]

MIRANDA: What will Adam say?

LIBBY: I don't know.

I love you.

I love you, too.

[ADAM TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

This is Daniel and Zora.

ADAM: You know I told you, I just...

It's not the same. You know,

they were from an app.

An app.

And you promised me.

I didn't promise you. You made an ultimatum, that's different, Adam!

No. Look, she was your goddamn soulmate!

Something was bound to happen.

[SNIFFLING]

Do you love her?

[EXHALES]

But I love you, too, so much.

But you can't have us both.

Why not?Because it doesn't work that way.

Why not?

I told you.

I...

told you this would destroy us.

It doesn't have to.

Yes, it does.

No.Yes.

Unless you choose.

You cannot...

You cannot ask me...

You cannot ask me to do that.

Please, Adam.

Her or me?

Adam...

Her...

...or me?

[LIBBY SNORING]

Morning.Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't make breakfast.

Oh, don't worry I'll grab something at work.

Are you excited?

Oh, why did you convince meto do this. I'm just a teacher.

Everyone will love it. You'll see, I promise.

Coffee?

No, actually I have to goand get the posters so...

Oh, okay.

I didn't forget.

Good luck with the presentation. You are going to kill it.

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Okay, bye.Okay.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Doors opening.

Obviously, I love new you.

You were incredible.I can't believe they went for it.

You are kicking all kinds...

Great job, Libby.

I gotta go pee.

[LAUGHS]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[MAN CONTINUES SPEAKING][MUSIC CONTINUES]

It's clear, it's specific...I think it's bold.

Exactly. Miranda, her eye, right?

There was something missing from her eye?

I get it, you're saying life is always unfinished.

I didn't reallythink about it.I don't know.

No? I think it's about time, no? It's like, um...

WOMAN 1: Hey, that was great.

MIRANDA: Oh, thanks.WOMAN 1: Oh, my God.

It's like the candle is going to cover you.

WOMAN 1: That's huge.

WOMAN 2: Hey...

Hi, excuse me.

Hi. Oh, I'm sorry.

Um, congrats on the piece!

WOMAN 1: Congratulations.WOMAN 2: Cheers.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[LIBBY SNORING]

MIRANDA: You're snoring. Again.LIBBY: What? I'm not.

Just try sleeping on your side, okay.

Hmm.

[MIRANDA SIGHS]

[BEEPS]

[TYPING]

[EXHALES HEAVILY]

[RADIO PRESENTER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[RADIO PRESENTER CONTINUES]

LIBBY: Psst.

Psst.

RADIO PRESENTER: Success is pushing on through that self-doubt...

Would you still love me if I looked like this?

If your nose was broken?

No, if I, like,

looked like this.

RADIO PRESENTER: You have to give up your day job

if that's necessary for success.MIRANDA: Uh-huh.

[RADIO PRESENTER CONTINUES]

Are you getting out or not?

[EXHALES]

[SNIFFLES]

I don't want to give him my cold.

[BLOWS NOSE]

You're a psychopath, you know that?

[LAUGHTER]

MIRANDA: Hey, how's it going?

WOMAN 1: Hey.WOMAN 2: Hey.

Good, I think I've come down with something.

Oh, well, you should rest.We can go outand you can sleep, yeah?

Um, no. No, we'll go. Um...

Gerry's playing later at Los Ochos if you're still up.

Okay.

See you, Libby.

See you later.

Bye, guys.

[EXHALES] You didn't even say hi to them.

You've had people every night this week.

I thought you liked having fun.I do.

But, sometimes when I'm sick,

I just like to stare at the TV with my girlfriend.

I moved here for you,

I got a new job, I changed my life.

Still that's not enough for you?

You're just freaking out because I have a cold.

No, I'm not.

You haven't even kissed me hello.

Yeah, well, it's not good if we both get sick. Is it?

Yeah, sure.

I thought you might...

Never mind.

Might what?

I don't know, take care of me for a minute.

I have a cold, not the plague.

When Adam was...

I'm not Adam.

I am not kind

and nurturing and funny

and laid-back. I am not like him.

I just, I need my space.

I am stressed, and I,

I don't know how to do this.

I thought that taking the test would fundamentally change me.

But it hasn't, I'm still the same,

I still feel like I just wanna run away.

[LIBBY SNIFFLES]

[SNIFFLES]

[INHALES]

This all just happened so fast.

And I love you so, so much.

I just don't knowhow to do it.

[CHUCKLES]

I wish Adam was here.

You're gonna make me sick.

[CHILDREN CHATTERING]

Right, everybody in! Come on!

Three options. Either you go in, we get arrested

or I kill you.

Come on, get out of my car.

Go do a speech.

[ADAM SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]

Hi.

Hi.

I was wrong to choose her.

I should have tried to...

make it work.

With both of you.

When did you get so greedy?

Hmm. Wouldn't it be great though?

You know I, um,

I thought about fighting for you most days.

But there was no point.

I'd lost.

I knew it the day I saw you with the baby in the cafe.

And you weren't having a full-blown panic attack.

It was extraordinary,you know?

She did that.

Not me.

You feel like home.

You're my heart.

You make me feel like everything's going to be okay.

You always have.

I took the test.

Okay.

We spoke. And, um, she's English.

Tom-ah-to?To-mah-to.

To-mah-to.

She's flying over next week.

Don't you think there's a way to make it work?

[WHEELS RATTLING]

Hi.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi.

ADAM: So, we're really hoping that you don't freak out.

TYRA: Okay.

This is my wife. Libby.

Hi. You're very pretty.

And this is her soulmate, Miranda.

He's told us so much about you. He really likes you.

I love him. We've been together since I was 18.

I love her, too. And we're good together. But not perfect.

But whatever she doesn't get from me, she gets from Miranda.

I love Libby. But I don't want her all the time.

Because commitment sends me crazy. Because of my mother.

And I want you in my life, because ever since we spoke on the phone,

I just knew you were meant for me.

Right.

I'm sure this is not what you were expecting.

But we all thought that we can maybe be together.

Might take the pressure off, you know.

It's kind of crazy to expect one person to be your everything.

If you want to walk away now, none of us will judge you.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Um...

Could we maybe just, um...

Start with a coffee?

Baby steps.

Baby steps.