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This program is rated G
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and is suitable for
general audiences.
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That's wonderful, Rachel.
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Who are you making?
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My husband.
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That's incredible.
What's he like?
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Well, he's my best friend
and he's always kind.
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And he knows I hate spiders and
he cooks all my favorite foods.
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He's perfect!
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He sounds perfect.
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Do you want me to talk
to your mom
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about getting you
into some art classes?
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Yeah.
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Nothing is never perfect, is it?
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There's always something
that ruins everything
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and then I'm back to square one.
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I got nothing.
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I don't suppose you have
any ideas.
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Sorry for venting again.
You're just so easy to talk to.
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Ooh!
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What have we got here?
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Oh... likes skydiving. Cool.
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Vegetarian... healthy.
Makes a mean cheeseburger.
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Seems a bit contradictory.
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Not looking for anything serious.
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Well, that's kind of
a relief actually.
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Rachel!
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Honey, are you in there?
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Mom?
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What are you doing here?
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Surprise! Surprise!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I was in the neighborhood.
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Right. Mom, it's not
a good time,
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I'm in the middle of something. So...
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Oh. Well, Ethel says that you
haven't called her son back yet
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and he said the date
went very well.
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I was worried.
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I hadn't heard from you.
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Yeah. Well, if you must know,
he showed up 20 minutes late
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and did something
very offensive.
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No. What did he do?
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Ordered for me.
And not even something good.
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A beet salad.
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Well, you know, how these
investment bankers can be.
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So, he was a little bit late,
but I think he took initiative
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by ordering you
something healthy.
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Right.
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Besides, when was the last time
you had a root vegetable?
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You know, Ethel was
very upset with me.
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Mom, how about you stop setting
me up with your friends' sons
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and then your friends will stop
being upset with you.
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Yeah, but you are just being
so unreasonable.
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Honey, nobody's perfect.
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And you're not getting
any younger.
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There it is.
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Alright. Mom, you know, I have
a class in five minutes
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so, I'm gonna need you to...
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Are you making a new piece?
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No.
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Wha... ah... when do
I get to see it?
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What are you doing?
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Mom, I'll call to you later.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Bye.
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Wow. Beautiful, Mia.
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You know, this one might
give you a deeper groove
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right through there. Try it.
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Thanks.
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Alright. Good work
today everyone.
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I will see you all tonight
at the showcase.
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Now don't be shy.
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Please invite your friends,
your family.
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You've worked hard.
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Your creations deserve
to be recognized.
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May I have your
attention, please?
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Hi. I'm Rachel Becker.
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I'm one of the instructors here.
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I wanted to thank you all
for coming tonight
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to our student showcase.
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These dedicated artists have
spent weeks of their lives
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for this one short moment
where they get to share
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a part of themselves and the way
they see the world with you.
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And I could not be more proud
of all of them.
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Hold on a sec, hold on!
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Hi!
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Uh... I just wanted to ask you,
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are you gonna be showing any
of your own pieces here tonight?
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Um... Mom?
What are you doing here?
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She is so talented
you have no idea.
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I mean, her sculptures,
it's like they are magic.
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They're just, like,
they're so real.
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And you students,
you have no idea
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just how very, very lucky you
are to have her as your teacher.
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I assure you, uh,
I am the lucky one.
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And no, I will not be, uh,
showing a piece tonight.
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Oh, come on.
Just bring out one thing.
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Show everyone what you can do.
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Okay. That's it for speeches.
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Please donate to the school
and thank you.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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Well, I just saw your poster
when I stopped by earlier.
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Why didn't you tell us?
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Us?
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I paid for the parking
and the machine ate my card.
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- Oh, no.
- Yet, again.
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Guys, the poster said
it's a student showcase.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, we're here now
and we were hoping
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you might showcase
a piece here too.
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And why would I do that, Ruth?
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Well, because I thought you were
building something new.
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I told them you wouldn't
but they insisted.
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Okay, listen to me.
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It has been so long
since those horrible reviews.
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You need to start
putting yourself out there
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and not just with your art.
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Wow. Where's Ben?
Couldn't make it to the ambush?
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Oh! I would never miss
a Becker family ambush.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I hope you don't mind
David's tagging along.
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We're gonna go see
his show later.
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That is a lie. I never miss
an art student showcase.
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Ben's actually tagging along
with me.
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David's actually really funny.
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You should actually come
to the show later, Rachel.
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Well, that's very sweet
but I have a feeling
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Rachel will be having
some plans later.
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What? What plans?
What have you done?
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Nothing.
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You're up to something.
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You'll thank me later.
Andrew!
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Oh... hi everyone.
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Judith, thank you so much
for inviting me.
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Oh, of course.
Everyone, this is Andrew.
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Oh, no wait a minute, excuse me,
Doctor Paff.
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This is Andrea's son,
he's a cardiologist.
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He knows a thing or two
about the heart.
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Oh!
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So, that's funny.
Can I steal that joke?
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He's new to the city
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so, I thought I would invite him
to your show.
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I do hope that's okay.
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Again, it's not my show.
But nice to meet you.
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You too.
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I, uh...
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Mom, a word?
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Oh, yeah.
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Mom, I told you to stop
setting me up.
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I know but look at him.
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And he does very well
for himself.
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Uh, Rachel, why don't you
show Andrew...
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oh, I'm sorry, that
would be Doctor Paff.
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Calling Doctor Paff!
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Sorry.
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Okay, good.
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You know, your mother's
not entirely wrong.
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I do understand matters
of the heart.
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Oh, you're...
oh, you're serious.
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Follow me, doc.
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This is actually one of
my favorite pieces.
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Look at the detail.
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Yeah. Can I ask you a question
without being offensive?
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You can try.
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How is this art?
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This artist was never allowed
to eat fast food as a kid
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so, she developed this kind
of obsession with it,
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doing anything she could
to get her hands on it.
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To her, a burger and fries
was the epitome of decadence.
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She literally put it
on a pedestal.
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It's amazing how something one
person might take for granted
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can mean the world
to someone else.
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She never heard of an apple?
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Well, I think it's going
really well.
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I can feel the heat from here.
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I'm not sure what
you're looking at.
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- It was nice to meet you.
- Thank you, yeah.
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What just happened?
Why is the good doctor leaving?
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Because I asked him to.
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Why? He's such a catch.
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He's a specialist!
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Well, let him specialize
in someone else.
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Honey, your sister's
getting married very soon.
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Wouldn't it be nice if you could
have someone to escort you?
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I'm not sure that Rachel needs
to start going out with someone
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she doesn't like just so she can
have a date for the wedding.
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I am not trying to set her up
for a night.
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I'm trying to help her
set herself up for life.
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She needs to... to be happy
and loved.
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Rachel is very particular,
you know that.
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It has to be the right person
at the right time.
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Enough!
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I know you mean well
but you have got to stop
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with the set-ups and let me
figure this out on my own
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or I swear to you I will adopt
a thousand cats
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and never leave
my apartment again.
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Okay?
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Mmmhmm.
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Wow. That was such
a personal moment
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to happen right in front of me,
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I feel like I'm part
of the family now.
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You know David, I bet you're
actually pretty funny.
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And I would really like
to come to your show tonight
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but I'm gonna go home because
I suddenly have a headache.
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Are we still going for Chinese?
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Hey! Rachel!
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- Hey!
- Hold on.
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Ming, Tyee, you guys
are the best.
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And I'll see you at Burning Man!
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Wild night?
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Well... it's a full moon,
there's a storm brewing
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and I couldn't waste it
sitting home at night.
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It's not supposed
to storm, Doris.
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Oh yes, yes, the elbow
never lies.
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Hey, what happened
with the showcase?
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Oh. Well, my entire family
tried to ambush me
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and set me up with a doctor.
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Again, with a doctor?
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Yeah. Any chance you're up
for a drink and a kvetch?
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Drinking and kvetching,
two of my favorite hobbies.
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I've got a nice box of wine too.
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You know, I've never seen
my parents fight.
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- Really?
- Mmhmm.
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Well, that has not been
my experience.
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They always got along,
made it look easy.
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I grew up with that
so I know it's possible.
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It sounds pretty impossible
to me but I'm a skeptic.
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Nope. I just haven't
found it yet.
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I've dated great guys before
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but they always end up
disappointing me.
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Something's always missing.
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I wish I could just date Clay.
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Oh, who's Clay?
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He's a sculpture I've been
working on for a while.
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Uh-huh. So, you wanna date
a sculpture?
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No Doris, I'm kidding.
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But I have been experimenting
with hyperrealism.
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I took the best parts of
every man I could think of.
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I couldn't find a perfect
boyfriend so I made one.
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I think I need to see this thing
right now.
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Families are fun, right?
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Constant struggle between
smothering love
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and crushing disappointment.
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You know, my family of course
wanted me to be a doctor.
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But I rebelled against
that Jewish stereotype...
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and became a lawyer.
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Then I decided to try comedy
and whoo... really cross a line.
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They haven't returned
my calls in a year.
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Huh, yeah.
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Thank you so much everybody.
My name is David Cohen.
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That's my time.
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This bar is sticky, I'm gonna
go wash my hands.
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Okay.
254
00:11:18,216 --> 00:11:19,973
Alright, let's keep it
going for David Cohen.
255
00:11:21,742 --> 00:11:23,805
Buddy! Thank you so much
for coming.
256
00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:26,266
I know you're crazy busy
with all this wedding stuff.
257
00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:27,963
Oh, come on, please,
that was funny.
258
00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:28,927
- Good.
- Really.
259
00:11:29,061 --> 00:11:30,159
And let me tell you,
260
00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:32,520
it's nice to talk about
something other than peonies.
261
00:11:32,653 --> 00:11:35,980
Orchids, hydrangeas,
uh... jasmine,
262
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:40,970
tulips, roses, philodendron.
Oh, hi... love.
263
00:11:41,103 --> 00:11:44,130
I was just saying how you make
looking at centerpieces
264
00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:47,456
for hours and hours on end seem
like mere seconds, really.
265
00:11:47,589 --> 00:11:49,552
Nice try. What about you,
David?
266
00:11:49,685 --> 00:11:50,483
Are you looking for someone
267
00:11:50,616 --> 00:11:52,080
to pick out flower
arrangements with?
268
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,278
Nope.
269
00:11:53,311 --> 00:11:54,309
Why not?
270
00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:57,302
Well, I'm, uh, I'm just focused
on the work.
271
00:11:57,435 --> 00:11:59,541
You know, this is my time to get
good and I can't get good
272
00:11:59,565 --> 00:12:01,860
if I'm arranging carnations
and calla lilies.
273
00:12:01,994 --> 00:12:03,899
You don't have to choose
between love and comedy.
274
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,952
This makes me happy,
stand-up makes me happy,
275
00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:07,225
and I'm finally getting
good at it.
276
00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:09,512
If I just focus on it I could
build a real career.
277
00:12:09,644 --> 00:12:11,108
But that could take years.
278
00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:13,337
You're not even gonna try
to date anyone?
279
00:12:13,469 --> 00:12:14,601
That's right.
280
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,262
You know, I think under the
right light, in a leap year,
281
00:12:17,394 --> 00:12:19,923
Mercury is in retrograde, he'd
really hit it off with Rachel.
282
00:12:24,015 --> 00:12:25,047
Are you done?
283
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,852
I just hope you laugh
that hard when I'm on stage.
284
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,515
Tell me how you really feel
about it, Ruthie.
285
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:32,931
Sorry. It's not you, it's her.
I love my sister but she's...
286
00:12:33,063 --> 00:12:34,194
- Oh, impossible.
- Picky.
287
00:12:34,327 --> 00:12:35,858
Yeah. Yeah.
288
00:12:35,991 --> 00:12:38,752
Her ideal man is
a complete fantasy.
289
00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:39,883
Yeah.
290
00:12:40,848 --> 00:12:42,844
Basically if you're
human you don't stand a chance.
291
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:47,900
Wow. I mean,
you weren't kidding.
292
00:12:49,329 --> 00:12:50,361
I'd date him.
293
00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:54,386
Why'd you decide to make
him life-sized?
294
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,717
I don't know.
295
00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:59,243
I guess I just wanted to make
him feel as real as possible.
296
00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:03,402
So, let me ask you...
describe your perfect man.
297
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,031
I don't know.
298
00:13:05,164 --> 00:13:06,029
- Um... kind.
- Mmmhmm.
299
00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:07,160
- Smart.
- Mmhmmm.
300
00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:09,023
- Loyal, dedicated.
- Mmmhmm.
301
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,085
Someone I could bring home
to my mother.
302
00:13:11,219 --> 00:13:12,217
Oy.
303
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,778
A hopeless romantic,
always on the same page.
304
00:13:14,911 --> 00:13:15,909
No conflicts.
305
00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:18,105
A best friend.
306
00:13:18,237 --> 00:13:19,335
Oh, still going.
307
00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:20,766
Just perfect.
308
00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:23,028
That's a lot to ask for
in a human man.
309
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,192
Tell me about it.
310
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,017
Ah... err...
311
00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:29,980
Alright. Come on, Doris,
spit it out, what?
312
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:35,302
Well, my bubbe used to tell me
about the legend of the Golem.
313
00:13:35,436 --> 00:13:36,234
Did you ever hear about it?
314
00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,964
No. No, I don't think so.
315
00:13:38,097 --> 00:13:39,960
Oh really?
It's Jewish folklore.
316
00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:44,284
Hundreds of years ago
rabbis would create sculptures
317
00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:45,981
of men made out of clay.
318
00:13:46,113 --> 00:13:49,207
Then they would bring them to
life to defend their communities
319
00:13:49,341 --> 00:13:52,068
and, you know, generally
tidy up around the house.
320
00:13:52,201 --> 00:13:55,927
A sculpture that does dishes.
A girl can dream.
321
00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:59,021
Hey, do you wanna see
something... cool?
322
00:13:59,154 --> 00:14:01,017
Am I gonna regret this
in the morning?
323
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:04,876
Well... probably.
But you'll get used to it.
324
00:14:07,504 --> 00:14:09,034
Oh wow, Doris.
325
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:11,196
This looks like it's hundreds
of years old.
326
00:14:11,329 --> 00:14:13,359
It is. It's an amulet.
327
00:14:13,492 --> 00:14:16,885
According to my bubbe, it can
bring a Golem to life.
328
00:14:17,017 --> 00:14:19,280
And why are you carry this
around with you?
329
00:14:19,412 --> 00:14:20,976
I carry a lot of things
around with me.
330
00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:23,038
- Who knows where I'll end up?
- Mmhmm.
331
00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:26,997
We should put it around its
neck just to see if she's right.
332
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:27,862
Doris...
333
00:14:27,995 --> 00:14:30,290
What? It's not gonna
work anyway.
334
00:14:30,424 --> 00:14:31,455
So, why do it?
335
00:14:31,589 --> 00:14:34,815
It'll be like a manifestation
exercise, you know.
336
00:14:34,948 --> 00:14:38,807
You think of your ideal man and
then you put it around its neck
337
00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:42,964
and the universe brings you
your ideal man.
338
00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:45,826
What've you got to lose?
339
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:48,952
It would take you longer to put
together a dating profile.
340
00:14:56,404 --> 00:14:57,402
Fine.
341
00:15:04,255 --> 00:15:05,319
- Hmm?
- Yeah.
342
00:15:12,205 --> 00:15:14,832
Alright, now,
you know, concentrate.
343
00:15:14,966 --> 00:15:16,296
Oh, manifest, right.
344
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:18,824
Yes. Concentrate.
345
00:15:23,449 --> 00:15:25,378
- It winked.
- No.
346
00:15:25,512 --> 00:15:28,039
- It winked, it winked at me!
- No, it did not.
347
00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:30,135
It did, it winked!
It's... it's alive!
348
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,759
You're terrible.
349
00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:38,119
- Oh well, we tried.
- Yeah, we tried.
350
00:15:38,552 --> 00:15:42,610
See? Storm outside.
Told you the elbow never lies.
351
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:43,542
Right.
352
00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:45,072
Let's go find a last
call somewhere.
353
00:15:45,138 --> 00:15:46,901
- Okay, yeah.
- 'Kay.
354
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:49,761
- Or we could go home.
- Yeah, we could.
355
00:16:12,149 --> 00:16:13,613
Parker...
356
00:16:14,844 --> 00:16:15,842
Parker.
357
00:16:16,806 --> 00:16:17,804
Parker!
358
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,949
How many times did I tell you
not to interrupt me
359
00:16:21,996 --> 00:16:23,925
when I'm in the zone?
360
00:16:24,058 --> 00:16:27,086
Oh, sorry for coming back
to my house.
361
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,583
No, it's okay.
362
00:16:28,716 --> 00:16:30,911
Enough about me...
how was your show?
363
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:33,871
Uh, yeah, it was good.
It was good.
364
00:16:34,005 --> 00:16:34,637
I got some laughs.
365
00:16:34,769 --> 00:16:35,635
How about you,
366
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:37,532
did you get to chapter 15
of the LSAT book?
367
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:43,718
Man, chapter, shmapter.
I'm all about the lick and riff.
368
00:16:43,851 --> 00:16:45,049
Can't you dig it, man?
369
00:16:45,182 --> 00:16:46,314
Dig this, man.
370
00:16:46,446 --> 00:16:48,841
Your mom is depending on me
to help you with that book.
371
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:51,280
It's the whole reason you get
to live here in New York City.
372
00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:52,933
Why do you get to quit
being a lawyer
373
00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:54,762
but I have to go to law school?
374
00:16:54,895 --> 00:16:55,936
That is a really good question.
375
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,958
Thank you.
376
00:16:56,991 --> 00:16:59,752
I will redirect to your mother,
my sister.
377
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,814
Good luck with that.
Are we clear?
378
00:17:01,948 --> 00:17:03,877
You tell me.
379
00:17:13,192 --> 00:17:14,190
Oh...
380
00:17:15,154 --> 00:17:17,549
Hello? Hello?
Is somebody there?
381
00:17:17,682 --> 00:17:18,215
There we go.
382
00:17:18,348 --> 00:17:19,346
Mom?
383
00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:23,769
Wow. So glad to see we've
established healthy boundaries.
384
00:17:23,903 --> 00:17:25,699
Are you just waking up?
385
00:17:25,832 --> 00:17:27,109
I gave you a key
for emergencies.
386
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,860
Well, this is an emergency.
387
00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:31,422
You're not eating
so I made you a kugel.
388
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:33,583
Mom, I'm eating.
You could've just called.
389
00:17:33,716 --> 00:17:34,881
Who calls?
390
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:37,019
Besides, I happened to have
been out in the neighborhood.
391
00:17:37,043 --> 00:17:38,107
With a kugel?
392
00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:40,802
Listen, uh, I'm gonna be
putting you at the singles table
393
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,731
at the wedding but don't you
get mad at me.
394
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,670
What? I thought I was sitting
with you and Daddy.
395
00:17:44,694 --> 00:17:46,490
Yeah, we've had to move
some things around.
396
00:17:46,623 --> 00:17:48,097
We've got some people
coming in from out of state.
397
00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:50,416
And besides, I found out
that there's gonna be
398
00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:53,708
at least four very desirable men
at that table.
399
00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:54,873
Oh, my gosh.
400
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,280
Well, that is perfect
because what I really wanted
401
00:17:56,304 --> 00:17:58,765
was to go on a quadruple blind
date at my sister's wedding.
402
00:17:58,899 --> 00:18:00,205
Well, I don't know
what you want from me,
403
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:01,227
I don't make the rules.
404
00:18:01,261 --> 00:18:03,488
So, unless something changes
and you do decide
405
00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:05,086
to bring someone
to this wedding,
406
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:06,293
that is where you're sitting.
407
00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:07,314
But Mom...
408
00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:10,009
I have to go. I'm sorry,
your dad is double-parked.
409
00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:11,207
I love you.
410
00:18:14,068 --> 00:18:16,995
Stop screening my calls.
Oh, and eat!
411
00:18:17,128 --> 00:18:18,657
Love you too, Mom.
412
00:18:23,149 --> 00:18:26,608
Okay. Find a date
for the wedding.
413
00:18:26,742 --> 00:18:28,704
Let's see what we got.
414
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:32,031
Too old. Too young.
415
00:18:32,164 --> 00:18:35,756
Hot yoga enthusiast,
likes cold showers.
416
00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:36,987
Who are these people?
417
00:18:45,869 --> 00:18:47,832
Good morning Clay.
418
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:48,962
It is now.
419
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:54,618
Who are you?
420
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,714
Rachel it's me, Clay.
421
00:18:59,176 --> 00:19:00,273
What? Oh gosh.
422
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:03,966
Is this some sort of prank
you guys are playing on me?
423
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,029
Come out, you guys.
You got me!
424
00:19:06,161 --> 00:19:07,724
It's a new TV show, right?
425
00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:10,985
Oh, right, right.
426
00:19:11,118 --> 00:19:14,577
So, nobody hired a model who
looks exactly like my piece.
427
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,074
Where is my piece?
428
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,535
Alright. Come out, guys.
You got me!
429
00:19:18,669 --> 00:19:20,100
Are you not excited to see me?
430
00:19:22,062 --> 00:19:24,158
What? Who gave you that?
431
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,386
You did...
with Doris last night.
432
00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:31,609
Doris is... is not here?
433
00:19:32,773 --> 00:19:33,838
Um...
434
00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:37,730
Do you think I could...
435
00:19:37,863 --> 00:19:40,824
I always put my initials behind...
436
00:19:40,957 --> 00:19:43,718
could I look at...
just your ear?
437
00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:49,706
- Ahhhh!
- Whoa! Whoa!
438
00:19:56,758 --> 00:19:59,153
I don't know.
But I'm glad I am.
439
00:20:01,714 --> 00:20:02,712
It worked.
440
00:20:03,677 --> 00:20:06,871
Oh my gosh, it worked.
It actually worked.
441
00:20:07,004 --> 00:20:08,035
I need, uh, I need a...
442
00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:09,166
Coffee?
443
00:20:09,964 --> 00:20:12,060
One stevia, quarter cup
of vanilla oat milk
444
00:20:12,193 --> 00:20:14,754
and a light sprinkling
of cocoa powder.
445
00:20:14,888 --> 00:20:16,494
That's exactly right.
How did you know that?
446
00:20:16,518 --> 00:20:17,791
I've been watching you
make coffee every day
447
00:20:17,815 --> 00:20:18,614
for over a year.
448
00:20:18,746 --> 00:20:20,104
You've been watching me
for over...
449
00:20:21,009 --> 00:20:22,106
Uh-oh.
450
00:20:22,239 --> 00:20:23,703
I know how sore your feet
can get
451
00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:25,142
walking on this hard concrete
all day.
452
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,930
Yeah. Wow.
453
00:20:27,063 --> 00:20:29,358
Um... that's the spot
but you've...
454
00:20:29,491 --> 00:20:33,649
Uh... wow. Sorry Miss Becker.
455
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:35,545
Is class about to start?
456
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:38,706
Class...
457
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:39,571
Good morning.
458
00:20:39,704 --> 00:20:41,001
Hey, morning. Hi.
459
00:20:41,134 --> 00:20:42,132
Class, yes.
460
00:20:42,198 --> 00:20:46,689
Today for class I want you
to go on a journey
461
00:20:46,823 --> 00:20:49,883
of self-discovery in the city.
462
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,045
So... you, uh, you want,
you want us all to leave?
463
00:20:52,178 --> 00:20:54,939
I want you to go on
a journey of discovery.
464
00:20:55,072 --> 00:20:57,834
This is a model
that I am interviewing
465
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:01,759
for a future class
on the human form.
466
00:21:01,892 --> 00:21:05,085
Huh. Looking... forward...
to that class.
467
00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:07,780
So...
468
00:21:08,578 --> 00:21:11,738
Yeah. So why don't you,
um... go soak in the city.
469
00:21:11,872 --> 00:21:12,870
- Right.
- Yeah.
470
00:21:14,199 --> 00:21:15,331
Okay. Thank you.
471
00:21:15,464 --> 00:21:16,762
- Right.
- Yup.
472
00:21:19,856 --> 00:21:22,683
I am going crazy.
I'm going crazy.
473
00:21:22,816 --> 00:21:25,277
That explains it.
Oh gosh, I should call Doris.
474
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,541
It's already dialing.
475
00:21:26,675 --> 00:21:28,337
Oh. Thanks.
476
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,960
Doris... hi.
477
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:37,652
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to
come to my studio right now.
478
00:21:37,785 --> 00:21:39,948
Yeah. Oh, and bring clothes.
479
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,703
Man clothes.
480
00:21:52,156 --> 00:21:52,921
Aloha!
481
00:21:53,054 --> 00:21:54,551
I can't believe this
is happening.
482
00:21:54,685 --> 00:21:55,981
Oh, it's happening.
483
00:21:57,079 --> 00:21:58,975
Hi. I'm Doris.
484
00:21:59,707 --> 00:22:04,298
Now, let me get this straight,
is he real, real?
485
00:22:04,431 --> 00:22:05,429
I don't know.
486
00:22:05,561 --> 00:22:07,398
I'm hungry. I've never been
this hungry before.
487
00:22:07,491 --> 00:22:08,622
Oh!
488
00:22:08,756 --> 00:22:10,019
Hang on a second here.
489
00:22:10,652 --> 00:22:13,479
Would you like some
chocolate rugelach, Clay?
490
00:22:14,909 --> 00:22:16,406
Sure.
491
00:22:16,539 --> 00:22:18,744
What, you just walk around with
a bag of rugelach in your purse?
492
00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:21,296
I told you, I like to be
prepared for any situation.
493
00:22:21,429 --> 00:22:22,727
Mmm!
494
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:24,616
This is the most amazing thing
I've ever had.
495
00:22:24,689 --> 00:22:26,386
Well, it's the only thing
you've ever had.
496
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,382
But I still take it
as a compliment.
497
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,544
This is crazy!
This is crazy!
498
00:22:30,677 --> 00:22:31,875
What am I gonna do with him?
499
00:22:32,007 --> 00:22:33,514
At least you got a date
for the wedding.
500
00:22:33,538 --> 00:22:36,066
What? That is even crazier.
501
00:22:36,699 --> 00:22:39,260
What's so crazy about it?
Life is crazy.
502
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:40,667
You made a wish
for a perfect man,
503
00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:41,887
now he's here for real...
504
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:43,251
Isn't that what you wanted?
505
00:22:43,384 --> 00:22:44,382
Yes.
506
00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:45,614
Ah... I rest my case.
507
00:22:45,746 --> 00:22:47,010
Okay. Okay.
508
00:22:47,143 --> 00:22:49,506
Say, say I do take him
to my sister's wedding.
509
00:22:49,638 --> 00:22:50,504
Okay?
510
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:51,934
There's a lot to figure out.
511
00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,107
What's there to figure out?
512
00:22:53,131 --> 00:22:55,726
Like who he is, where he's from,
what does he do?
513
00:22:55,859 --> 00:22:56,857
What are his hobbies?
514
00:22:56,890 --> 00:23:00,017
Hobbies? That's easy.
Just being with you.
515
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,538
Well, you two seem like
you're getting along.
516
00:23:06,671 --> 00:23:07,843
I guess this is my cue to leave.
517
00:23:07,867 --> 00:23:08,865
No!
518
00:23:09,665 --> 00:23:12,292
Um... that's very nice,
Clay, but, um...
519
00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:15,918
I was thinking something
more like fishing.
520
00:23:16,050 --> 00:23:17,967
For you I'll catch the largest
fish in the world.
521
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,445
No! A thousand of them!
522
00:23:19,577 --> 00:23:21,383
I don't think a freezer
could hold a thousand fish.
523
00:23:21,407 --> 00:23:22,139
Okay.
524
00:23:22,272 --> 00:23:23,103
A thousand fish
is a lot of fish.
525
00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:23,835
- That's right, Doris.
- I'm just saying.
526
00:23:23,968 --> 00:23:25,398
- Okay.
- Maybe a sub-zero.
527
00:23:25,532 --> 00:23:26,563
We get it, Doris!
528
00:23:27,495 --> 00:23:29,691
First things first...
529
00:23:29,822 --> 00:23:33,150
My mom cannot meet you in that.
530
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:39,204
Uh, I can't get used to
hearing you speak.
531
00:23:39,869 --> 00:23:42,231
Oh. I'm sorry.
Should I stop talking?
532
00:23:42,863 --> 00:23:46,456
No. No, it's... it's nice.
I like it.
533
00:23:46,589 --> 00:23:49,450
Phew. All this shopping
made me super hungry.
534
00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:51,512
Should we get some more
of that rugelach?
535
00:23:51,646 --> 00:23:53,442
You know, this is New York City.
536
00:23:53,575 --> 00:23:54,905
We can do better than that.
537
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,930
Thank you.
Best dogs in the city.
538
00:24:00,327 --> 00:24:02,157
These aren't made of real dogs,
are they?
539
00:24:02,290 --> 00:24:04,520
Trust me.
540
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:08,644
Mmhmm.
541
00:24:10,473 --> 00:24:12,669
You know what I do miss though,
being a kid.
542
00:24:12,802 --> 00:24:14,841
'Cause when you're a kid and you
quit something you don't like,
543
00:24:14,864 --> 00:24:20,286
everybody's all, like, "aww he's
just discovering himself".
544
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:21,926
But when you're an adult
and you quit something
545
00:24:21,950 --> 00:24:24,810
it's all, "hey David,
you're ruining your life!"
546
00:24:26,773 --> 00:24:29,601
But enough about every family
gathering I've ever attended.
547
00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,403
Thank you so much, everybody.
548
00:24:33,427 --> 00:24:35,522
I'm David Cohen, I'll see
you next time. Thank you.
549
00:24:39,048 --> 00:24:41,676
David Cohen, everybody.
How funny was that?
550
00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:45,502
Dude, that was so funny.
It was so funny tonight.
551
00:24:45,635 --> 00:24:47,207
What do you mean, I wasn't funny
before or...?
552
00:24:47,231 --> 00:24:47,997
No, no, no. I mean...
553
00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:49,793
I'm kidding, I'm kidding,
I'm playing.
554
00:24:49,926 --> 00:24:50,757
Okay, okay.
555
00:24:50,891 --> 00:24:52,653
Buddy, I feel good.
I feel great.
556
00:24:52,787 --> 00:24:54,783
- Let's... let's hit the clubs.
- Yes.
557
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,280
Let's make this
a bachelor party,
558
00:24:56,414 --> 00:24:58,276
we can even invite Ruth
and her sister along.
559
00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:00,604
Yeah, what? No.
You don't...
560
00:25:00,737 --> 00:25:02,809
You want me to invite my fiancée
to the bachelor party?
561
00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:05,361
You do know how bachelor
parties work, right?
562
00:25:06,659 --> 00:25:07,822
- This about Rachel?
- No.
563
00:25:07,956 --> 00:25:08,820
- Uh-huh.
- Maybe.
564
00:25:08,954 --> 00:25:09,952
- Mmmhmm.
- It's...
565
00:25:10,219 --> 00:25:11,416
- She's sassy.
- Mmmhmm.
566
00:25:11,549 --> 00:25:12,547
And she's funny.
567
00:25:12,613 --> 00:25:14,409
Well, I'm just saying
you don't have a chance.
568
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:15,883
I'm really glad you're
my best friend.
569
00:25:15,907 --> 00:25:18,135
I can't imagine what you
might say otherwise.
570
00:25:18,269 --> 00:25:20,164
What? No.
You, you are great.
571
00:25:20,298 --> 00:25:24,090
I love you. It's her. She's just
really, really picky.
572
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:25,586
But going out sounds awesome.
573
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,814
Let's shake up the night!
Yeah, ha, ha!
574
00:25:29,878 --> 00:25:32,406
Oh...
575
00:25:32,539 --> 00:25:33,769
So much for the shaking?
576
00:25:33,903 --> 00:25:35,300
I gotta go.
577
00:25:35,966 --> 00:25:38,494
Ruth wants to rehearse
the first dance again.
578
00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:41,787
Have a great time.
579
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,251
- Nope.
- Okay.
580
00:25:49,537 --> 00:25:52,333
So, we'll say you're saving up
for law school.
581
00:25:52,465 --> 00:25:55,260
My parents need to think you
have a stable future.
582
00:25:55,393 --> 00:25:58,287
A lawyer is someone
who argues for a living.
583
00:25:58,420 --> 00:25:59,727
I don't have to argue with you,
do I?
584
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:01,148
Because I never want to.
585
00:26:01,281 --> 00:26:03,243
No, you never have to argue
with me.
586
00:26:09,331 --> 00:26:12,425
Okay, that's enough, um...
for tonight.
587
00:26:12,557 --> 00:26:14,388
We'll cover more personal
history tomorrow.
588
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,147
I'm tired but... I don't want
this night to end.
589
00:26:20,309 --> 00:26:21,572
We've had a big day.
590
00:26:22,870 --> 00:26:24,400
Let's get you back to my office.
591
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:27,328
The couch opens up,
you can sleep there.
592
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:32,351
I've spent some late nights
there making... well you.
593
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,708
I still can't believe
this is happening.
594
00:26:36,842 --> 00:26:38,571
It's like a dream.
595
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:42,830
You're my dream.
596
00:26:53,807 --> 00:26:56,235
That was the best kiss
of my life.
597
00:26:56,368 --> 00:26:58,198
Yeah.
598
00:26:58,331 --> 00:26:59,728
Not too shabby.
599
00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:11,404
Did you see Irving?
He got so old.
600
00:27:11,537 --> 00:27:12,302
Where's Rachel?
601
00:27:12,435 --> 00:27:14,199
Oh, she'll be here soon.
602
00:27:14,331 --> 00:27:15,197
Did she find a date?
603
00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:16,427
What do you think?
604
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,558
It is not a good sign
605
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:19,687
when the younger sister
gets married first.
606
00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:21,850
Maybe. But in the end,
I'm sure Rachel
607
00:27:21,983 --> 00:27:23,380
will find someone
who deserves her.
608
00:27:23,513 --> 00:27:24,511
Oh...
609
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:26,573
Hello! Mazel tov!
610
00:27:26,706 --> 00:27:29,334
Well, if it isn't Don Rickles.
Where's your hoodie?
611
00:27:29,467 --> 00:27:31,330
I dropped it at the dry cleaners
to be pressed.
612
00:27:31,463 --> 00:27:32,628
Mazel tov.
613
00:27:32,761 --> 00:27:35,223
I can't believe it. I can't
believe the day is finally here.
614
00:27:35,355 --> 00:27:36,353
Neither can I.
615
00:27:36,653 --> 00:27:37,718
Hi Daddy.
616
00:27:40,212 --> 00:27:41,044
Hi David.
617
00:27:41,178 --> 00:27:45,568
Rachel. Wow.
Uh... you look incredible.
618
00:27:46,299 --> 00:27:51,689
Uh... Mom, Dad, David,
this is Clay.
619
00:27:51,822 --> 00:27:52,687
My date.
620
00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:53,818
Date?
621
00:27:53,885 --> 00:27:55,781
Mazel tov on the big day.
You must be so proud.
622
00:27:57,976 --> 00:27:58,708
Hey.
623
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,103
Oh wow! Wow!
That's quite a grip.
624
00:28:01,236 --> 00:28:02,234
You play ball?
625
00:28:02,366 --> 00:28:04,242
Oh, I'm capable of playing
all the sports balls.
626
00:28:04,329 --> 00:28:07,223
Basket, volley, dodge, foot.
627
00:28:07,722 --> 00:28:09,087
That's a lotta balls, right?
628
00:28:09,219 --> 00:28:10,350
He's very athletic.
629
00:28:10,484 --> 00:28:13,311
Uh, so tell me,
how did you two meet?
630
00:28:13,444 --> 00:28:15,141
It's a really cute story.
631
00:28:15,274 --> 00:28:16,970
Here it goes.
632
00:28:17,104 --> 00:28:18,634
I took one of Rachel's
night classes
633
00:28:18,767 --> 00:28:20,131
and noticed her right away.
634
00:28:20,264 --> 00:28:22,060
Not only because of her beauty
635
00:28:22,193 --> 00:28:26,284
but because of her skill
and confidence as a teacher.
636
00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:27,649
Sounds very romantic.
637
00:28:27,781 --> 00:28:29,512
He was having trouble
with his vase,
638
00:28:29,645 --> 00:28:31,009
looked more like a plate.
639
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:32,239
Oh.
640
00:28:32,372 --> 00:28:34,144
It's harder than it looks,
but she makes it look easy.
641
00:28:34,168 --> 00:28:35,685
And I spent the whole class
helping him
642
00:28:35,765 --> 00:28:38,793
and we finally got a shape
that you could put flowers in.
643
00:28:43,117 --> 00:28:44,115
Oh, right.
644
00:28:44,148 --> 00:28:45,779
So, we got it in the oven
645
00:28:45,911 --> 00:28:50,003
and we stayed after class for
hours, talking until it was ready.
646
00:28:50,203 --> 00:28:52,465
The next day he brought me
flowers in that vase.
647
00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:54,461
Uh, blue peonies, her favorite.
648
00:28:54,594 --> 00:28:55,659
Then he asked me out.
649
00:28:56,856 --> 00:28:58,553
And the rest is history.
650
00:29:00,315 --> 00:29:02,478
Wow, that's quite a story.
651
00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:05,372
Yeah, you two packed in a lot
in the last 48 hours.
652
00:29:05,504 --> 00:29:09,197
Well, I think it's very romantic
and it is a dream come true.
653
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,535
We'll have to reshuffle the
seating arrangements, Rachel.
654
00:29:11,559 --> 00:29:12,624
Okay.
655
00:29:12,757 --> 00:29:14,793
Hey, you can join me
at the kids' table if you want.
656
00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:15,884
It's full.
657
00:29:15,917 --> 00:29:19,177
I'm gonna make you a special
place card, Clay.
658
00:29:19,309 --> 00:29:20,474
What's your last name?
659
00:29:22,203 --> 00:29:24,466
Um... Gold...
660
00:29:26,462 --> 00:29:27,260
fish...?
661
00:29:27,394 --> 00:29:28,492
Goldfish?
662
00:29:28,624 --> 00:29:30,388
Uh, sorry. Goldfisher.
663
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,549
Wait, wait, wait.
Does he have two last names?
664
00:29:32,683 --> 00:29:33,748
Oh, sure.
665
00:29:33,881 --> 00:29:38,271
Fisher is his last name
and Gold is his stage name.
666
00:29:38,404 --> 00:29:39,535
For modeling.
667
00:29:39,669 --> 00:29:41,431
Yes. Those are his names.
668
00:29:41,565 --> 00:29:43,128
Oh, you're a model.
669
00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:44,258
Of course, he is.
670
00:29:44,292 --> 00:29:46,555
But just for now, just to
save up some money.
671
00:29:46,687 --> 00:29:49,549
Uh, Clay is thinking
about going to law school.
672
00:29:51,244 --> 00:29:53,074
Oh... I like that.
673
00:29:53,207 --> 00:29:54,681
Well, I'm sure that Ben
will be happy to help
674
00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:56,867
with those LSAT's
when the time comes.
675
00:29:56,999 --> 00:29:57,997
What are those?
676
00:29:58,064 --> 00:29:59,741
Well it's the test that you
take to get in.
677
00:30:01,524 --> 00:30:02,921
To law school.
678
00:30:03,054 --> 00:30:03,919
Right.
679
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,050
I know.
680
00:30:05,616 --> 00:30:06,813
I was the one testing you.
681
00:30:06,946 --> 00:30:07,977
Oh!
682
00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:11,470
Funny guy you got here, Rachel.
683
00:30:11,604 --> 00:30:12,368
Yeah.
684
00:30:12,502 --> 00:30:14,164
Hey! It's Sandy Weinberg.
685
00:30:14,298 --> 00:30:15,961
He's in advertising.
You two should meet.
686
00:30:16,093 --> 00:30:17,492
He's got all kinds
of connections.
687
00:30:17,624 --> 00:30:18,955
Sandy! Sandy!
688
00:30:19,087 --> 00:30:21,017
I've got the next Fabio
right here.
689
00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:22,514
Let me do the talking.
690
00:30:22,648 --> 00:30:24,942
Oooh! Let's go and find
our seats.
691
00:30:25,075 --> 00:30:27,171
Yeah, it's very nice to see
you again.
692
00:30:27,305 --> 00:30:29,367
Oh, my goodness,
he is such a keeper.
693
00:30:37,384 --> 00:30:39,846
Isn't this the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?
694
00:30:39,979 --> 00:30:41,276
It sure is.
695
00:30:51,422 --> 00:30:52,787
Mazel tov!
696
00:31:03,498 --> 00:31:05,992
Congratulations
to the happy couple.
697
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,483
Come on, everyone give them
a hand!
698
00:31:07,589 --> 00:31:08,853
You can do better than that.
699
00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:13,271
So, dinner will be served shortly,
700
00:31:13,311 --> 00:31:15,073
followed by wedding toasts.
701
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:17,967
And then it's Hora time!
702
00:31:18,101 --> 00:31:20,762
Ugh. The toast.
Okay, I will be right back.
703
00:31:20,895 --> 00:31:22,758
I'm just gonna take
one more crack at it.
704
00:31:22,891 --> 00:31:24,089
What should I do?
705
00:31:25,053 --> 00:31:26,151
Eat.
706
00:31:30,243 --> 00:31:31,474
Oh.
707
00:31:34,867 --> 00:31:38,426
I am going to keep going.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
708
00:31:40,223 --> 00:31:42,119
- Keep them coming.
- See you later.
709
00:31:43,483 --> 00:31:44,979
Hi, glad you could make it.
710
00:31:45,877 --> 00:31:47,051
Find that perfect person
you can imagine
711
00:31:47,075 --> 00:31:49,270
spending the rest of your life
with but Ruth wasn't even
712
00:31:49,337 --> 00:31:51,898
halfway through her first date
with Ben when she texted me.
713
00:31:52,032 --> 00:31:53,439
When she wants something,
she goes for it.
714
00:31:53,463 --> 00:31:55,092
Zero hesitation.
715
00:31:55,225 --> 00:31:56,988
I wish I was more like that
but I...
716
00:32:03,176 --> 00:32:06,967
Ugh. Come on, Rach.
You had weeks to finish this.
717
00:32:07,101 --> 00:32:07,799
But...
718
00:32:07,932 --> 00:32:08,797
But I couldn't choose
719
00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:12,390
between fish or chicken
for this wedding.
720
00:32:12,524 --> 00:32:13,622
What?
721
00:32:13,753 --> 00:32:15,859
I wish I were more like that
but I couldn't even choose
722
00:32:15,883 --> 00:32:18,345
between fish or chicken
for this wedding.
723
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:19,984
You gotta put some jokes
in these speeches.
724
00:32:20,008 --> 00:32:21,105
It's important.
725
00:32:22,203 --> 00:32:23,235
I have jokes.
726
00:32:23,368 --> 00:32:25,398
Really? I haven't
heard one yet.
727
00:32:25,530 --> 00:32:27,260
There's more to jokes
than just words.
728
00:32:27,394 --> 00:32:28,889
Yeah, laughs.
729
00:32:29,023 --> 00:32:30,952
It's more about delivery.
730
00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:34,910
Look, all I'm saying is
I'm happy to help you.
731
00:32:35,044 --> 00:32:37,007
This is, uh... it's kinda
what I do.
732
00:32:37,140 --> 00:32:40,034
Thank you but I don't need
help writing about my sister.
733
00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:43,626
Suit yourself.
734
00:32:43,759 --> 00:32:45,722
I hope you enjoy the sound
of a single cough
735
00:32:45,855 --> 00:32:46,720
and waiters pouring water
736
00:32:46,853 --> 00:32:48,982
while you deliver
your cut and paste speech.
737
00:32:52,907 --> 00:32:54,038
Wait.
738
00:32:59,893 --> 00:33:01,223
What was that joke you said?
739
00:33:02,388 --> 00:33:04,983
About the fish.
740
00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:07,977
Mom, Dad, you two
have set the bar
741
00:33:08,109 --> 00:33:09,474
for the perfect marriage.
742
00:33:09,606 --> 00:33:10,671
Aww...
743
00:33:10,804 --> 00:33:14,663
And now Ruth, you really
have found your perfect partner.
744
00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:19,288
So Ben, as you are opening
your air fryer
745
00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:20,983
and monogrammed tea towels...
746
00:33:22,248 --> 00:33:25,873
Just remember, the perfect
gift... is grandchildren.
747
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,267
Your new mother in law
has registered for three.
748
00:33:31,794 --> 00:33:33,026
L'chaim!
749
00:33:33,158 --> 00:33:34,622
L'chaim!
750
00:33:39,213 --> 00:33:41,176
- Love you.
- Love you, sissy.
751
00:33:41,309 --> 00:33:43,205
Yes, that was funny.
752
00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:54,881
That was so great.
Who was your writer?
753
00:33:55,014 --> 00:33:55,879
Thank you.
754
00:33:56,012 --> 00:33:57,842
I hate to admit it
but that might've been
755
00:33:57,975 --> 00:33:59,980
the best sister of the bride
speech I have ever given.
756
00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:00,836
Mmhmm.
757
00:34:00,969 --> 00:34:02,433
So...
758
00:34:02,565 --> 00:34:04,296
I feel like I owe you something.
759
00:34:05,792 --> 00:34:06,790
How about a dance?
760
00:34:07,987 --> 00:34:08,753
Oh...
761
00:34:08,885 --> 00:34:10,782
- We don't have to if...
- No. Um...
762
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:11,946
Mmm!
763
00:34:12,811 --> 00:34:14,641
Have you had the lox
with the hummus?
764
00:34:14,773 --> 00:34:16,005
Not even on accident.
765
00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:17,834
Here. I've already had three.
766
00:34:17,967 --> 00:34:18,965
Uh...
767
00:34:19,032 --> 00:34:20,163
You... you don't have to.
768
00:34:20,296 --> 00:34:23,588
Okay, um... it was great
seeing you both.
769
00:34:23,722 --> 00:34:25,985
Rachel, enjoy the rest
of the wedding.
770
00:34:31,007 --> 00:34:32,005
It's great.
771
00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:33,934
Of course.
772
00:34:35,099 --> 00:34:36,231
See?
773
00:34:39,690 --> 00:34:42,018
Looks like the picky woman
has picked someone.
774
00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:44,712
You gotta let it go.
775
00:34:44,846 --> 00:34:48,604
There's nothing to let go of.
We just... we had a moment.
776
00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:52,663
Yeah, but I mean look at him,
looks like a Greek sculpture.
777
00:34:52,796 --> 00:34:55,790
And Judith and Mark love him.
You can't compete with that.
778
00:34:55,923 --> 00:34:57,081
Gee, thanks for the pep talk.
779
00:34:57,188 --> 00:34:58,883
Oh... you know what I mean.
780
00:34:59,017 --> 00:35:01,611
No, it's fair.
781
00:35:01,745 --> 00:35:03,973
You know Ruth has a cousin, Barbara.
782
00:35:04,107 --> 00:35:05,271
- Babs?
- Yeah.
783
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:07,034
We met. Remember?
784
00:35:07,168 --> 00:35:10,893
Oh yeah. Well, beggars
can't be choosers.
785
00:35:13,088 --> 00:35:15,616
Look, I... I'm just gonna focus
on the comedy.
786
00:35:15,749 --> 00:35:18,278
Love is a pointless distraction.
787
00:35:20,806 --> 00:35:22,568
You know you're
at my wedding, right?
788
00:35:24,199 --> 00:35:25,562
- Yeah.
- Mmhmm.
789
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,056
Thank you for coming with me.
790
00:35:29,189 --> 00:35:31,085
I've been dreading this day
for months
791
00:35:31,218 --> 00:35:34,844
and it's turned out
to be just...
792
00:35:34,977 --> 00:35:35,975
Magical.
793
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:37,938
Yeah.
794
00:35:41,098 --> 00:35:42,928
I don't want this feeling
to end.
795
00:35:44,158 --> 00:35:46,154
I don't want this feeling
to end.
796
00:36:07,344 --> 00:36:10,871
Okay. Whose idea was it to move
to a three-story walk-up?
797
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:12,035
Yours.
798
00:36:12,168 --> 00:36:14,031
Right, sorry. Yeah.
799
00:36:14,164 --> 00:36:15,594
Well, at least
the exposed brick's
800
00:36:15,727 --> 00:36:17,025
worth getting a hernia over.
801
00:36:18,156 --> 00:36:19,619
- Hi.
- Oh hey.
802
00:36:19,752 --> 00:36:21,248
Hi. Thank you so much
for helping.
803
00:36:21,382 --> 00:36:22,446
Nice to see you.
804
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:24,675
You brought coffees,
you're a life saver, thank you.
805
00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:26,771
I'm sorry Clay couldn't make it.
806
00:36:26,905 --> 00:36:28,023
I made him an Instagram page
807
00:36:28,068 --> 00:36:29,975
and he's been booking modeling
gigs left and right.
808
00:36:29,998 --> 00:36:32,659
He's a model, he doesn't have
an Instagram page?
809
00:36:32,792 --> 00:36:35,686
He's an old soul.
Doesn't believe in social media.
810
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:36,818
Hmm.
811
00:36:36,884 --> 00:36:38,846
That's okay.
We found an extra set of hands.
812
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,144
Oh. Who?
813
00:36:40,277 --> 00:36:41,974
Your friendly neighborhood
rugelach man!
814
00:36:42,107 --> 00:36:43,303
In the house.
815
00:36:43,437 --> 00:36:45,077
I thought you said
you were bringing donuts.
816
00:36:45,101 --> 00:36:47,130
Rugelach are better than donuts.
817
00:36:47,262 --> 00:36:50,058
Glad to see somebody
appreciates good food here.
818
00:36:56,877 --> 00:36:58,041
What is that?
819
00:36:59,737 --> 00:37:01,001
Fig and date.
820
00:37:01,134 --> 00:37:02,531
- Fig and date?
- Mmm.
821
00:37:02,665 --> 00:37:03,763
- Seriously?
- Whatever.
822
00:37:03,895 --> 00:37:04,927
Why not chocolate?
823
00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:07,921
Chocolate's boring.
Everybody likes chocolate.
824
00:37:08,054 --> 00:37:09,750
Exactly, it's chocolate.
825
00:37:09,883 --> 00:37:12,511
Why not bring something
everyone will enjoy?
826
00:37:12,644 --> 00:37:15,238
Well, everyone doesn't have
to enjoy everything.
827
00:37:15,372 --> 00:37:16,678
That's why they make
different flavors.
828
00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:19,164
You combine them...
like lox and hummus.
829
00:37:19,297 --> 00:37:21,492
I'm sure they're not that bad.
830
00:37:21,626 --> 00:37:22,624
Eh?
831
00:37:28,279 --> 00:37:29,277
Let's go get donuts.
832
00:37:29,309 --> 00:37:30,508
Mmhmm.
833
00:37:30,641 --> 00:37:31,639
Donuts.
834
00:37:32,670 --> 00:37:33,668
Sorry.
835
00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:36,063
- Help.
- Uh-huh.
836
00:37:38,092 --> 00:37:40,653
So, where's your boyfriend?
837
00:37:40,787 --> 00:37:42,823
Oh, he's shooting a campaign
for a new apparel line,
838
00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:43,948
if you must know.
839
00:37:43,981 --> 00:37:45,777
Oh, I thought he'd be out
dipping gefilte fish
840
00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:47,107
in peanut butter somewhere.
841
00:37:48,804 --> 00:37:49,935
I gotta write that one down.
842
00:37:51,165 --> 00:37:54,492
You know, it's always stressful
testing out new material.
843
00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:56,062
It's like sure, in my head
it's funny
844
00:37:56,122 --> 00:37:58,127
but you never know how somebody
else is gonna react.
845
00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,647
Yeah, I can relate to that.
Art is the same way.
846
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,108
I can make something so personal
and have it take so long
847
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,881
only to have someone look at it
for two seconds
848
00:38:04,905 --> 00:38:05,969
and say something like...
849
00:38:06,101 --> 00:38:07,598
Ooh, I don't know.
850
00:38:07,732 --> 00:38:09,828
An uninspired mish-mosh of ideas
masquerading as art
851
00:38:09,961 --> 00:38:11,956
but really just a lifeless
lump of clay.
852
00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:13,486
At least you didn't hang
onto that.
853
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,085
Right.
854
00:38:14,218 --> 00:38:15,616
Healthy.
855
00:38:15,749 --> 00:38:17,621
You know, I would love to see
some of your artwork.
856
00:38:17,645 --> 00:38:18,777
There's my girl!
857
00:38:18,909 --> 00:38:19,774
- Hey.
- Hey.
858
00:38:19,907 --> 00:38:21,570
I didn't think you'd be able
to make it.
859
00:38:21,704 --> 00:38:22,821
You know, shoot ended early.
860
00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:23,932
They said I did so well
861
00:38:23,965 --> 00:38:25,562
that they didn't need
the rest of the day
862
00:38:25,695 --> 00:38:26,992
so, I wanted to come help.
863
00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:28,123
And...
864
00:38:28,789 --> 00:38:29,796
I brought everyone
a little nosh.
865
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:32,581
Ooh la la! Chocolate rugelach,
my favorite.
866
00:38:32,714 --> 00:38:33,779
Maybe overrated.
867
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,038
Whoa.
868
00:38:37,838 --> 00:38:39,734
This is the best rugelach
I've ever had.
869
00:38:39,867 --> 00:38:41,063
Where'd you get this?
870
00:38:41,396 --> 00:38:42,427
I made them.
871
00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:44,124
- You made these?
- Yeah.
872
00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:46,087
How?
873
00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,551
Doris showed me.
874
00:38:49,047 --> 00:38:52,906
Oh, and these...
are for your purse.
875
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,203
In case of emergency.
876
00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:58,761
Okay, so this is the part
where I leave.
877
00:38:58,894 --> 00:39:00,557
I gotta get ready
for a show later.
878
00:39:00,691 --> 00:39:01,954
Okay. Bye.
879
00:39:02,587 --> 00:39:04,716
Oh... a show?
Can we come?
880
00:39:04,849 --> 00:39:06,612
Yeah, you wanna come
to my stand-up show?
881
00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:08,775
Sure. Plus, that's what
friends are for.
882
00:39:08,906 --> 00:39:10,537
Plus, I've never been to one.
883
00:39:10,671 --> 00:39:12,108
You've never been
to a stand-up show?
884
00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:13,531
I've never been to any show.
885
00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:15,594
He's kidding.
886
00:39:15,726 --> 00:39:17,622
Clay is like my personal
stand-up comedian.
887
00:39:18,754 --> 00:39:20,982
Right. I've been
to all the shows.
888
00:39:23,975 --> 00:39:25,872
Alright. I'll see you guys.
Thank you.
889
00:39:26,005 --> 00:39:27,036
Okay.
890
00:39:27,901 --> 00:39:28,932
Bye.
891
00:39:32,459 --> 00:39:34,388
- Round two?
- Mmhmm.
892
00:39:34,522 --> 00:39:36,551
If you don't know
what Yom Kippur is,
893
00:39:36,684 --> 00:39:38,647
it's a day of atonement.
894
00:39:38,779 --> 00:39:42,339
It's a day where we starve
ourselves and apologize a lot.
895
00:39:43,504 --> 00:39:45,533
Not eating sounds awful.
896
00:39:45,665 --> 00:39:49,391
Oh, uh... it's so you can focus
on thinking about your life.
897
00:39:49,524 --> 00:39:50,665
I can do that while I'm eating.
898
00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:52,551
And my mom would tell us
not to eat too much
899
00:39:52,685 --> 00:39:54,614
when we broke the fast
so we wouldn't get sick.
900
00:39:54,747 --> 00:39:57,608
Then she would make us the
biggest meal of our lives.
901
00:39:57,741 --> 00:40:01,000
Brisket, kugel, chopped liver,
challah, matzo ball soup.
902
00:40:01,134 --> 00:40:04,260
And desserts... plural.
903
00:40:04,394 --> 00:40:05,392
Have you ever seen
904
00:40:05,459 --> 00:40:07,654
a starving 13-year-old
exercise self-control?
905
00:40:10,814 --> 00:40:13,242
My mom did the exact
same thing when I was a kid.
906
00:40:13,376 --> 00:40:14,374
I miss those meals.
907
00:40:14,407 --> 00:40:15,444
Oh, what did she make you?
908
00:40:15,471 --> 00:40:17,467
I'll make you a feast
like hers only bigger.
909
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,661
Okay, um... let's talk about
it later. Okay?
910
00:40:22,091 --> 00:40:24,286
Technology has made it
so easy.
911
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:26,582
Now I just hop on social media
and I post...
912
00:40:26,714 --> 00:40:30,241
Whoops! My bad. Hashtag
Yom Kippur... and call it a day.
913
00:40:37,593 --> 00:40:39,855
Okay, um... you don't
have to laugh
914
00:40:39,987 --> 00:40:42,350
if you don't think
it's funny, okay?
915
00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:43,960
I guess somebody
doesn't get out much.
916
00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:46,575
Sorry.
917
00:40:47,373 --> 00:40:48,845
I was pretending to laugh
but I know now
918
00:40:48,869 --> 00:40:50,765
I don't have to
when it's not funny.
919
00:40:50,898 --> 00:40:51,963
Oh, my God.
920
00:40:52,097 --> 00:40:56,588
Um... I can't see you
but I bet I know who this is.
921
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,382
Ladies and gentlemen,
my friend's, thank you.
922
00:40:59,515 --> 00:41:02,774
And you can apologize to me
for this moment next Yom Kippur.
923
00:41:04,072 --> 00:41:05,469
I'm David Cohen
thank you everybody!
924
00:41:05,536 --> 00:41:06,600
That's my time.
925
00:41:12,654 --> 00:41:15,282
Let's hear it for David Cohen!
926
00:41:15,416 --> 00:41:17,245
- Hi.
- Hi.
927
00:41:19,075 --> 00:41:21,004
I had no idea that
you were actually...
928
00:41:21,137 --> 00:41:23,166
- Funny?
- Yeah! That was really funny.
929
00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:24,896
It's nice to be pleasantly surprised.
930
00:41:25,029 --> 00:41:26,227
Thank you. Thank you.
931
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,757
I'm assuming I don't have
to ask you
932
00:41:27,790 --> 00:41:29,520
how you felt about it, Clay.
933
00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:30,891
Well, the seats were comfortable
934
00:41:30,983 --> 00:41:32,913
and the drinks are tasty.
935
00:41:33,046 --> 00:41:34,044
Good.
936
00:41:34,942 --> 00:41:37,471
Uh... comedy's just
not Clay's thing, I guess.
937
00:41:37,603 --> 00:41:39,599
I never noticed that before.
938
00:41:42,327 --> 00:41:45,421
Ooh. But this is my thing.
939
00:41:46,684 --> 00:41:47,749
Yeah.
940
00:41:49,712 --> 00:41:50,710
He's hungry.
941
00:41:51,641 --> 00:41:52,972
- Always.
- Okay.
942
00:41:55,335 --> 00:41:56,930
So, when does your
ad campaign come out?
943
00:41:57,064 --> 00:41:58,527
Should be any day now.
944
00:42:00,690 --> 00:42:01,688
There it is!
945
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,018
Wow!
946
00:42:03,118 --> 00:42:04,948
Huh. I thought it'd be
a lot bigger than that.
947
00:42:06,644 --> 00:42:10,304
- So, it's an ad for...
- Jeans.
948
00:42:10,437 --> 00:42:11,834
That's why I'm not wearing
a shirt.
949
00:42:11,967 --> 00:42:15,227
Oh... right.
Makes sense.
950
00:42:19,851 --> 00:42:21,847
So, did you enjoy
yourself tonight?
951
00:42:21,979 --> 00:42:23,476
I enjoyed spending time
with you.
952
00:42:24,741 --> 00:42:26,337
But did you have fun?
953
00:42:26,470 --> 00:42:27,668
I had fun watching you laugh.
954
00:42:28,599 --> 00:42:29,773
Your laugh is like music to me.
955
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:32,160
Really? Even when I snort?
956
00:42:32,292 --> 00:42:33,729
Your snort's like beautiful thunder.
957
00:42:33,789 --> 00:42:36,284
You are unreal.
958
00:42:37,914 --> 00:42:39,411
Will I see you tomorrow?
959
00:42:39,543 --> 00:42:40,276
Of course.
960
00:42:40,409 --> 00:42:41,686
Just make sure to leave
my office
961
00:42:41,773 --> 00:42:42,880
before the students get there.
962
00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:43,702
Oh, that won't be a problem.
963
00:42:43,835 --> 00:42:45,192
There's a pole inside
the couch bed
964
00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:46,629
that wakes me up good and early.
965
00:42:46,763 --> 00:42:48,525
Ugh. Gosh, we really do
have to find you
966
00:42:48,658 --> 00:42:50,355
a better place to stay, huh?
967
00:42:52,351 --> 00:42:53,349
Good night.
968
00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:54,613
Good night.
969
00:43:03,329 --> 00:43:04,859
Wow. He's perfect.
970
00:43:08,484 --> 00:43:09,482
That's my boyfriend.
971
00:43:12,376 --> 00:43:14,174
- Parker?
- Yeah?
972
00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:17,466
What's going on?
973
00:43:17,566 --> 00:43:20,128
David, the most amazing thing
happened to me.
974
00:43:20,261 --> 00:43:21,259
You got into Yale?
975
00:43:21,292 --> 00:43:22,655
- Better.
- Harvard.
976
00:43:22,789 --> 00:43:25,883
I got into a band.
Well, more of, like, a combo.
977
00:43:26,016 --> 00:43:29,608
But they're super talented
and I'm going on tour with them.
978
00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:30,806
Isn't that awesome?
979
00:43:30,939 --> 00:43:31,937
What about law school?
980
00:43:31,970 --> 00:43:34,531
I'm not going!
I already talked to my mom.
981
00:43:34,665 --> 00:43:37,260
I'm gonna follow my dreams,
just like you, only younger.
982
00:43:37,392 --> 00:43:38,757
That's... that's nice.
983
00:43:38,889 --> 00:43:42,748
Hey, thank you, Uncle David,
for letting me stay here
984
00:43:42,881 --> 00:43:45,708
and for helping me and
for always inspiring me.
985
00:43:45,842 --> 00:43:46,940
I won't forget you
986
00:43:47,073 --> 00:43:49,228
when I'm the biggest thing
to happen to the jazz flute.
987
00:43:49,301 --> 00:43:50,432
Alright.
988
00:43:53,293 --> 00:43:54,291
Stay cool.
989
00:43:56,387 --> 00:43:58,882
- It's dark outside.
- I know.
990
00:44:01,443 --> 00:44:03,273
Oh boy.
991
00:44:17,344 --> 00:44:18,475
Wow!
992
00:44:18,608 --> 00:44:21,835
Yeah. The room is, uh... ready
to be moved into any time.
993
00:44:21,968 --> 00:44:26,160
Uh, rent's due on the 5th and
I... I like people to recycle.
994
00:44:26,293 --> 00:44:27,766
Uh... let's see.
What else, what else, what else?
995
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,753
Ooh! No musical instruments.
996
00:44:29,885 --> 00:44:31,249
Building policy.
997
00:44:31,382 --> 00:44:32,380
I'll take it!
998
00:44:33,478 --> 00:44:34,242
Really?
999
00:44:34,376 --> 00:44:35,654
This is the first one
we've seen.
1000
00:44:35,773 --> 00:44:37,250
Why would I wanna live
with a stranger
1001
00:44:37,303 --> 00:44:40,430
when I can live with
my best friend David.
1002
00:44:40,564 --> 00:44:41,728
Best friend? Uh...
1003
00:44:41,861 --> 00:44:43,724
I don't know if we're there yet.
1004
00:44:43,857 --> 00:44:45,121
- Settled then.
- Okay.
1005
00:44:46,385 --> 00:44:47,150
I'm gonna put this right here
1006
00:44:47,283 --> 00:44:48,720
so that you are
the first thing I see
1007
00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:49,612
when I wake up in the morning
1008
00:44:49,745 --> 00:44:51,474
and the last thing I see
when I go to bed.
1009
00:44:51,608 --> 00:44:52,838
That's very sweet.
1010
00:44:56,397 --> 00:44:57,472
This looks great, doesn't it?
1011
00:44:57,496 --> 00:44:59,358
Yeah. You got a great view.
1012
00:44:59,492 --> 00:45:00,523
I know.
1013
00:45:01,588 --> 00:45:03,183
I can't believe it's mine.
1014
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:52,783
Hey! Come on in.
1015
00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:56,476
Hi... oh my.
What happened here?
1016
00:45:56,608 --> 00:45:58,604
Julia Child happened.
1017
00:45:58,738 --> 00:45:59,569
Uh-oh.
1018
00:45:59,702 --> 00:46:00,434
Oh yes.
1019
00:46:00,567 --> 00:46:02,596
I hope you enjoyed
those cookies.
1020
00:46:02,730 --> 00:46:04,259
I am so sorry.
1021
00:46:04,392 --> 00:46:06,122
Okay, let me... let me
help you clean up.
1022
00:46:06,255 --> 00:46:07,696
No, no, no.
You don't have to do that.
1023
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:09,116
Please, I insist.
1024
00:46:10,913 --> 00:46:13,740
Wow. Where is Clay?
1025
00:46:13,873 --> 00:46:16,701
He got called in for some
top-secret ad campaign.
1026
00:46:16,834 --> 00:46:19,329
Oh. Top secret?
1027
00:46:19,462 --> 00:46:21,738
Well, there certainly weren't
any secrets on his last one.
1028
00:46:27,944 --> 00:46:29,508
Oh! Adorable.
1029
00:46:34,797 --> 00:46:36,161
Oh!
1030
00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:44,177
I would stand outside
that office building
1031
00:46:44,311 --> 00:46:46,972
for a few minutes every day,
1032
00:46:47,105 --> 00:46:49,334
just hoping that I didn't have
to go inside.
1033
00:46:49,467 --> 00:46:50,765
You know, the place was so...
1034
00:46:52,362 --> 00:46:55,388
joyless, so serious.
It's just not who I am.
1035
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:56,596
You know, I didn't
know what it was,
1036
00:46:56,620 --> 00:47:00,578
but the first time I tried
an open mic I knew.
1037
00:47:00,712 --> 00:47:02,641
I put in my notice
the following week.
1038
00:47:02,773 --> 00:47:04,071
It was the best day of my life.
1039
00:47:04,203 --> 00:47:05,435
How did your family react?
1040
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,227
They were totally cool with it.
They loved it, you know?
1041
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,191
No problem.
1042
00:47:10,325 --> 00:47:11,156
Really?
1043
00:47:11,289 --> 00:47:12,354
No! No!
1044
00:47:12,487 --> 00:47:15,381
Not... not even a little bit.
1045
00:47:15,514 --> 00:47:18,940
You know, at some point
you just have to stop thinking
1046
00:47:19,073 --> 00:47:20,205
about pleasing your parents
1047
00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:23,165
and you have to focus
on what you want.
1048
00:47:23,298 --> 00:47:24,596
I thought you were Jewish.
1049
00:47:28,288 --> 00:47:30,949
What about you?
Are your parents, um...
1050
00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:32,146
thrilled that you chose
1051
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,075
the stable and lucrative
world of art?
1052
00:47:34,209 --> 00:47:37,270
Yeah. That was a tough sell.
1053
00:47:37,403 --> 00:47:40,063
But I was a lot more sure of
myself back then.
1054
00:47:40,197 --> 00:47:41,604
They insisted that I at least
get a degree in it
1055
00:47:41,628 --> 00:47:44,555
so I could teach
if I didn't make it.
1056
00:47:44,688 --> 00:47:46,152
Turns out they were right.
1057
00:47:46,285 --> 00:47:47,981
I don't think they were.
1058
00:47:48,114 --> 00:47:49,378
You haven't seen my work yet.
1059
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:51,474
There's this, um...
1060
00:47:51,608 --> 00:47:53,604
this really famous painting
in my dentist's office.
1061
00:47:53,669 --> 00:47:58,327
It's just like, uh... just
a bunch of colored lines.
1062
00:47:58,460 --> 00:48:00,921
The original version is
worth millions of dollars.
1063
00:48:01,054 --> 00:48:03,949
It seriously looks like
a child drew it.
1064
00:48:04,081 --> 00:48:05,579
What's your point?
1065
00:48:05,712 --> 00:48:07,608
It doesn't matter
if it's terrible,
1066
00:48:07,741 --> 00:48:11,467
it's all subjective,
and if it makes you happy,
1067
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,494
you have to keep trying.
1068
00:48:14,627 --> 00:48:16,157
Also, I bet you're pretty good.
1069
00:48:21,113 --> 00:48:22,278
You cleaned up!
1070
00:48:22,411 --> 00:48:23,717
I was gonna do that
when I got back.
1071
00:48:23,741 --> 00:48:24,972
Thank you.
1072
00:48:25,205 --> 00:48:26,536
What's in the envelope?
1073
00:48:26,669 --> 00:48:28,266
Right. Good news.
1074
00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:32,291
I was so excited,
1075
00:48:32,424 --> 00:48:34,380
I asked if I could show you
proofs from the shoot.
1076
00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:35,418
Oh.
1077
00:48:38,977 --> 00:48:39,975
Oh.
1078
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:44,500
So... so, you're
modeling shirts.
1079
00:48:44,633 --> 00:48:48,657
Which is why he's
not wearing pants.
1080
00:48:48,790 --> 00:48:50,620
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
1081
00:48:50,753 --> 00:48:52,017
I knew you'd get it.
1082
00:48:53,348 --> 00:48:54,545
Thanks for coming.
1083
00:48:54,678 --> 00:48:56,441
Oh, no problem.
1084
00:48:58,005 --> 00:49:01,465
Sounded like, uh, this called
for a fresh box, so...
1085
00:49:01,598 --> 00:49:03,394
I have never had anyone
treat me so well
1086
00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:04,924
before in my life.
1087
00:49:05,057 --> 00:49:05,855
Yeah?
1088
00:49:05,989 --> 00:49:06,687
It's like I can't do
anything wrong,
1089
00:49:06,820 --> 00:49:08,384
Clay loves everything about me.
1090
00:49:09,116 --> 00:49:11,045
I still can't believe
this is real.
1091
00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:15,103
This sounds like a romantic
fairy tale.
1092
00:49:15,236 --> 00:49:18,431
Why do I get the feeling
there's a 'but' coming?
1093
00:49:18,563 --> 00:49:20,260
- But...
- Oh.
1094
00:49:20,393 --> 00:49:24,052
I just... I... I can't seem
to stop thinking about David.
1095
00:49:24,185 --> 00:49:25,516
Oh, the comedian?
1096
00:49:25,648 --> 00:49:26,812
I don't know what it is.
1097
00:49:26,946 --> 00:49:32,169
He's blunt and sarcastic and
he doesn't care if he annoys me.
1098
00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:34,863
He's the complete opposite
of Clay.
1099
00:49:34,996 --> 00:49:40,152
But I... like talking to him.
He makes me laugh.
1100
00:49:40,286 --> 00:49:40,951
Makes you laugh?
1101
00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:43,479
You wanna laugh?
Watch Seinfeld!
1102
00:49:43,611 --> 00:49:44,752
Listen to me, I've been around.
1103
00:49:44,776 --> 00:49:47,869
You wanna find men who annoy
you, they're everywhere.
1104
00:49:48,003 --> 00:49:49,143
Take a walk down Fifth Avenue,
1105
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:51,861
throw a rock, you could hit
a dozen.
1106
00:49:51,995 --> 00:49:54,423
But men like Clay, they don't
come along too often,
1107
00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:56,020
if at all.
1108
00:49:56,153 --> 00:49:57,782
He's perfect.
1109
00:49:57,916 --> 00:49:59,812
Remember, you wished him alive?
1110
00:49:59,945 --> 00:50:01,808
And I don't think he would
continue to exist
1111
00:50:01,941 --> 00:50:04,370
if he was no longer was serving
his purpose.
1112
00:50:04,935 --> 00:50:08,128
Wait, so... if we're
not together anymore
1113
00:50:08,262 --> 00:50:09,758
then he goes back to being a...
1114
00:50:09,892 --> 00:50:10,690
Exactly.
1115
00:50:10,823 --> 00:50:14,050
Listen, Golems were made
for a reason.
1116
00:50:14,183 --> 00:50:18,008
You take that reason away,
that Golem is gonna go away.
1117
00:50:30,150 --> 00:50:33,609
Oh, to Rachel and Clay,
the happy couple.
1118
00:50:33,743 --> 00:50:35,140
- L'chaim.
- L'chaim.
1119
00:50:35,274 --> 00:50:36,338
Thank you both.
1120
00:50:39,497 --> 00:50:41,460
I can't remember life
before you.
1121
00:50:41,593 --> 00:50:43,523
I don't remember life
before you.
1122
00:50:43,656 --> 00:50:46,018
Oh, that was so sweet!
1123
00:50:46,152 --> 00:50:48,313
That's how I feel about
my little schmoopy.
1124
00:50:48,446 --> 00:50:49,577
Oh, Mark, not here.
1125
00:50:51,174 --> 00:50:53,137
But we do have a couple
of good ones, don't we?
1126
00:50:53,270 --> 00:50:54,268
We sure do.
1127
00:50:55,199 --> 00:50:56,529
Ooh. Excuse me.
1128
00:50:56,662 --> 00:51:00,089
Oh, that is my school.
I will be right back.
1129
00:51:02,950 --> 00:51:04,946
So, Clay, how's it going
with the application?
1130
00:51:05,079 --> 00:51:07,035
Actually, I'm thinking about
going to chef school.
1131
00:51:07,075 --> 00:51:08,073
Chef school?
1132
00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:09,114
I think he means
culinary school.
1133
00:51:09,138 --> 00:51:11,965
Culinary school?
What happened to law school?
1134
00:51:12,099 --> 00:51:14,294
I really like cooking.
It's become my passion.
1135
00:51:14,426 --> 00:51:15,424
Well, that's great.
1136
00:51:15,558 --> 00:51:16,931
Rachel's been raving
about your food.
1137
00:51:16,955 --> 00:51:18,452
Yeah, yeah.
1138
00:51:18,584 --> 00:51:21,346
Passion is very nice but duck
confit does not pay the rent.
1139
00:51:21,478 --> 00:51:23,841
I thought being a chef
was a good job.
1140
00:51:23,973 --> 00:51:25,470
Maybe, if you're on TV,
1141
00:51:25,603 --> 00:51:27,499
but working in a restaurant
is brutal.
1142
00:51:27,633 --> 00:51:29,064
I mean, there are long hours,
1143
00:51:29,197 --> 00:51:30,793
you're on your feet all day, sweating.
1144
00:51:32,456 --> 00:51:33,753
Mark, is this true?
1145
00:51:33,887 --> 00:51:34,885
In the beginning, sure.
1146
00:51:34,951 --> 00:51:37,048
But you get out of it
what you put into it.
1147
00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:40,241
Okay. Cooking is
a very nice hobby.
1148
00:51:40,373 --> 00:51:42,303
Mark loves to make
a good brisket
1149
00:51:42,436 --> 00:51:44,066
but we would never
have been able
1150
00:51:44,199 --> 00:51:45,729
to put our girls
through college,
1151
00:51:45,863 --> 00:51:47,592
Ivy League schools.
1152
00:51:47,725 --> 00:51:50,021
You have to think about
your future.
1153
00:51:50,154 --> 00:51:51,584
Isn't that right, Mark?
1154
00:51:51,717 --> 00:51:54,113
Err... I don't know
what to tell you.
1155
00:51:54,246 --> 00:51:57,771
Just follow your heart.
The money will come.
1156
00:51:57,904 --> 00:51:59,401
I'm sure you'll make
the right choice.
1157
00:51:59,534 --> 00:52:01,132
I know I did.
1158
00:52:02,130 --> 00:52:03,127
Sorry about that.
1159
00:52:07,518 --> 00:52:08,515
What did I miss?
1160
00:52:08,616 --> 00:52:09,947
Nothing.
1161
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,036
Okay, I'm gonna go pay the bill.
1162
00:52:15,170 --> 00:52:17,798
Two entrees?
That boy can eat.
1163
00:52:17,930 --> 00:52:18,928
Come on.
1164
00:52:18,962 --> 00:52:20,036
- Thank you, Daddy.
- You're welcome, honey.
1165
00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:21,256
Oh, Clay...
1166
00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:24,052
You are a very good boy.
1167
00:52:24,185 --> 00:52:27,012
And I happen to know you love
my daughter very much.
1168
00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:28,851
Oh, I love Rachel more
than anything in this world.
1169
00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:31,536
Yeah, we all love Rachel
very, very much.
1170
00:52:33,898 --> 00:52:35,228
I wanna show you this.
1171
00:52:37,890 --> 00:52:40,019
This was my
great-grandmother's ring
1172
00:52:40,152 --> 00:52:42,048
and Rachel's always loved it.
1173
00:52:42,913 --> 00:52:44,476
Well, you should give it
to her then.
1174
00:52:44,609 --> 00:52:49,432
No, that's for you to give
to her... when you propose.
1175
00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:50,863
Propose what?
1176
00:52:50,997 --> 00:52:53,891
Oy... Marriage.
1177
00:52:54,024 --> 00:52:57,018
Do you want to stay
with Rachel forever?
1178
00:52:57,150 --> 00:52:58,281
It's the only thing I want.
1179
00:52:58,414 --> 00:53:00,843
Well then you need
to get serious.
1180
00:53:00,976 --> 00:53:03,253
So, you need to show us that
you can take good care of her
1181
00:53:03,371 --> 00:53:05,399
and I will give you the ring.
1182
00:53:05,533 --> 00:53:07,130
I'll do whatever it takes.
1183
00:53:10,989 --> 00:53:12,220
You're a mensch.
1184
00:53:16,877 --> 00:53:20,169
Welcome everyone to our
four-week introductory class.
1185
00:53:21,068 --> 00:53:24,195
I hope you are all ready
to get messy.
1186
00:53:25,359 --> 00:53:26,690
What are you doing here?
1187
00:53:27,855 --> 00:53:29,218
Well, you came
to check out my work
1188
00:53:29,351 --> 00:53:31,114
so, I thought I'd come
check out yours.
1189
00:53:31,247 --> 00:53:32,312
Is that a problem?
1190
00:53:32,445 --> 00:53:33,676
Nope.
1191
00:53:35,206 --> 00:53:37,003
Oh! Careful.
Watch your step.
1192
00:53:39,497 --> 00:53:41,293
As Michelangelo once said,
1193
00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:44,620
within every block of stone
there is a statue,
1194
00:53:44,753 --> 00:53:47,381
and it is the task of
the sculptor to discover it.
1195
00:53:49,210 --> 00:53:54,334
So... what do you see when
you look at this ball of clay?
1196
00:53:54,466 --> 00:53:56,895
Like... maybe a dish
for my remote?
1197
00:53:57,028 --> 00:53:59,390
It's gotta be pretty big,
I've got a lot of remotes.
1198
00:54:01,352 --> 00:54:02,950
Uh... great, great.
1199
00:54:03,082 --> 00:54:04,380
Okay.
1200
00:54:04,513 --> 00:54:07,041
But it's clay, so the
possibilities are endless.
1201
00:54:07,173 --> 00:54:09,869
Let's try and dig deeper,
find a bit more meaning.
1202
00:54:10,002 --> 00:54:12,263
How about you, what do you see?
1203
00:54:12,397 --> 00:54:15,924
Maybe... a bowl for my fruit.
1204
00:54:16,055 --> 00:54:18,185
Healthy. Great.
Love that for you.
1205
00:54:18,318 --> 00:54:19,649
Okay.
1206
00:54:20,214 --> 00:54:23,774
And you... what do you see?
1207
00:54:23,907 --> 00:54:28,264
Um... I don't know.
A dog maybe?
1208
00:54:28,397 --> 00:54:31,025
Okay. Tell us why.
1209
00:54:32,955 --> 00:54:34,918
Well, I always wanted a dog.
1210
00:54:35,050 --> 00:54:37,212
And as luck would have it,
I am extremely allergic,
1211
00:54:37,346 --> 00:54:39,008
so, I was never allowed
to have one.
1212
00:54:40,273 --> 00:54:41,604
I didn't know that.
1213
00:54:42,336 --> 00:54:45,230
Yeah and, you know, I just
thought it would be cool
1214
00:54:45,362 --> 00:54:48,590
to have, like,
a make-believe dog.
1215
00:54:48,723 --> 00:54:50,752
Is that silly?
1216
00:54:50,885 --> 00:54:54,378
No. No, that is...
is very sweet.
1217
00:54:59,067 --> 00:55:02,828
Okay. Let's get started.
What do you say?
1218
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,921
First things first... wedging.
1219
00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:07,651
Take your ball of clay...
1220
00:55:10,712 --> 00:55:13,106
Get out all those air bubbles.
That's right.
1221
00:55:16,499 --> 00:55:17,996
Great. No cracks.
1222
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,289
That's holding up nicely.
Well done.
1223
00:55:23,884 --> 00:55:25,614
Okay, what's going on over here?
1224
00:55:25,747 --> 00:55:26,911
Ta da!
1225
00:55:27,044 --> 00:55:29,606
Ah... I mean, it won't stay.
1226
00:55:29,739 --> 00:55:32,932
Do I need it?
Heads are overrated anyway.
1227
00:55:33,065 --> 00:55:35,594
Here, let me help you.
Do you mind if I...?
1228
00:55:35,727 --> 00:55:36,492
No, go ahead.
1229
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:37,623
Okay.
1230
00:55:38,953 --> 00:55:41,682
We need to score the bottom.
1231
00:55:41,814 --> 00:55:42,845
Okay.
1232
00:55:42,978 --> 00:55:44,941
If it's too perfect,
it won't stick.
1233
00:56:25,193 --> 00:56:27,655
Wow! It looks so real.
1234
00:56:31,246 --> 00:56:32,645
Yeah.
1235
00:56:34,906 --> 00:56:36,136
Where is everybody?
1236
00:56:36,270 --> 00:56:37,866
Class ended, like, an hour ago.
1237
00:56:42,058 --> 00:56:44,120
Oh no, I was in the zone.
1238
00:56:44,254 --> 00:56:46,449
Yeah, I could tell.
1239
00:56:46,582 --> 00:56:47,580
What am I doing?
1240
00:56:47,713 --> 00:56:48,578
I can't be...
1241
00:56:48,711 --> 00:56:49,951
I can't be finishing
your piece for you,
1242
00:56:49,975 --> 00:56:51,904
I'm supposed to be teaching you.
1243
00:56:52,038 --> 00:56:54,000
Believe me, if I did it,
it would look a lot more
1244
00:56:54,134 --> 00:56:56,662
like a potato than a dog.
1245
00:56:56,794 --> 00:56:58,558
At least this one I can pretend
it's real.
1246
00:56:58,690 --> 00:57:02,949
And you know what?
I'm gonna name it Rugelach.
1247
00:57:04,911 --> 00:57:06,774
I had no idea how good you were.
1248
00:57:06,907 --> 00:57:09,735
It's really inspirational
to watch you do your thing.
1249
00:57:11,731 --> 00:57:12,729
Thanks.
1250
00:57:15,623 --> 00:57:17,153
Here, come with me.
1251
00:57:22,642 --> 00:57:25,236
This is amazing.
What are you doing teaching?
1252
00:57:25,370 --> 00:57:27,067
You should have
your own exhibit.
1253
00:57:27,199 --> 00:57:28,829
I tried that, remember?
1254
00:57:28,963 --> 00:57:30,959
You got one bad review.
1255
00:57:31,091 --> 00:57:32,488
More than one.
1256
00:57:35,016 --> 00:57:36,822
Once you put it out there
everyone's got their opinion.
1257
00:57:36,846 --> 00:57:38,875
Who cares about their opinions?
1258
00:57:39,008 --> 00:57:42,701
I do. I care about
what people think.
1259
00:57:42,833 --> 00:57:43,831
Don't you?
1260
00:57:43,865 --> 00:57:44,963
No. No.
1261
00:57:45,096 --> 00:57:47,525
If I cared what people think
I would still be a lawyer,
1262
00:57:47,657 --> 00:57:48,988
hating every minute of it.
1263
00:57:49,986 --> 00:57:51,284
What's this?
1264
00:57:52,081 --> 00:57:53,079
Oh!
1265
00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:56,672
Center for Contemporary Art
and Design.
1266
00:57:56,805 --> 00:57:58,279
Looks like somebody
was thinking about
1267
00:57:58,303 --> 00:58:00,664
putting themselves out there.
1268
00:58:00,797 --> 00:58:02,095
I haven't submitted anything.
1269
00:58:03,857 --> 00:58:07,484
My piece got... unsubmittable.
1270
00:58:07,617 --> 00:58:08,615
So, make another one.
1271
00:58:08,715 --> 00:58:09,712
Why bother?
1272
00:58:10,843 --> 00:58:12,573
I really like teaching.
1273
00:58:12,706 --> 00:58:13,971
You like hiding.
1274
00:58:14,104 --> 00:58:15,134
What?
1275
00:58:15,268 --> 00:58:17,530
You're scared.
I get it.
1276
00:58:17,662 --> 00:58:19,525
Hey, being vulnerable
is terrifying.
1277
00:58:19,658 --> 00:58:21,888
I get scared every time
I get on a stage.
1278
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:22,686
No, you don't.
1279
00:58:22,819 --> 00:58:23,950
I do, really.
1280
00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:26,378
But it is the good type
of scared,
1281
00:58:26,511 --> 00:58:28,042
the kind you grow from.
1282
00:58:29,904 --> 00:58:32,067
You know what, David?
1283
00:58:32,201 --> 00:58:33,597
Talk to me when there's more
1284
00:58:33,729 --> 00:58:35,725
than just friends
in your audience.
1285
00:58:35,859 --> 00:58:36,658
Talk to me when there's
1286
00:58:36,790 --> 00:58:40,417
an actual critic
tearing your work apart.
1287
00:58:44,607 --> 00:58:46,071
At least I'm trying.
1288
00:59:23,662 --> 00:59:24,792
Oh...
1289
00:59:24,926 --> 00:59:26,456
Oh, David.
I made some sushi.
1290
00:59:26,589 --> 00:59:28,561
We're out of soy sauce so I
had to make it from scratch.
1291
00:59:28,585 --> 00:59:30,082
It's actually pretty easy.
1292
00:59:30,215 --> 00:59:31,745
I am not in the mood tonight, dude.
1293
00:59:31,878 --> 00:59:32,910
What's wrong?
1294
00:59:33,042 --> 00:59:34,040
Ah, it's just...
1295
00:59:36,203 --> 00:59:37,201
Women.
1296
00:59:38,066 --> 00:59:40,560
Did women do something to you?
1297
00:59:40,694 --> 00:59:43,654
No, I just... I don't
understand them.
1298
00:59:43,788 --> 00:59:45,760
Alright, they... they think
they have it all figured out
1299
00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:47,745
and I'm the crazy one
for chasing my dreams.
1300
00:59:47,879 --> 00:59:49,708
But they're the ones
who are unhappy
1301
00:59:49,841 --> 00:59:52,071
in their stable, perfect lives.
1302
00:59:52,203 --> 00:59:53,667
All women are like that?
1303
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,696
No. No, just some.
1304
00:59:55,829 --> 00:59:57,558
Someone I like, unfortunately.
1305
00:59:59,588 --> 01:00:01,717
You should find someone
like Rachel.
1306
01:00:03,446 --> 01:00:04,910
She's perfect.
1307
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:07,838
Nobody's perfect.
1308
01:00:08,902 --> 01:00:12,328
Even Rachel has flaws.
Stubbornness for starters.
1309
01:00:13,959 --> 01:00:16,587
Objections! Slander.
1310
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,585
What?
1311
01:00:17,718 --> 01:00:19,847
You're out of bounds.
Rachel is perfect.
1312
01:00:19,981 --> 01:00:21,012
She has zero flaws.
1313
01:00:21,144 --> 01:00:23,273
Why are you talking like that?
1314
01:00:23,406 --> 01:00:25,835
Anyway, it's not a bad thing
to have flaws.
1315
01:00:25,968 --> 01:00:26,833
We all have flaws.
1316
01:00:26,966 --> 01:00:27,964
Not Rachel.
1317
01:00:28,030 --> 01:00:29,827
Okay. Fine.
Rachel's perfect.
1318
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,956
Everything she does is magic.
You happy?
1319
01:00:34,584 --> 01:00:35,948
I'll allow it.
1320
01:00:39,108 --> 01:00:41,336
What are you doing
with my old LSAT book?
1321
01:00:42,168 --> 01:00:45,461
Oh. Rachel's parents want me
to become a lawyer
1322
01:00:45,594 --> 01:00:47,257
so I can be worthy of her.
1323
01:00:47,391 --> 01:00:49,619
Seriously?
What about culinary school?
1324
01:00:49,753 --> 01:00:51,482
Well I can still cook
as a hobby.
1325
01:00:51,615 --> 01:00:52,747
Is that what you want?
1326
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,275
You wanna change
who you are for her?
1327
01:00:55,407 --> 01:00:56,971
All I want is Rachel.
1328
01:01:00,863 --> 01:01:02,700
Let me know if you need
any help with the book.
1329
01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:04,289
Oh, thanks.
1330
01:01:04,422 --> 01:01:06,817
But I already took the practice
test and got a perfect score.
1331
01:01:08,515 --> 01:01:09,845
Of course, you did.
1332
01:01:10,743 --> 01:01:11,741
Hey...
1333
01:01:14,402 --> 01:01:15,966
Sorry for my outburst.
1334
01:01:17,429 --> 01:01:18,427
Have a sushi.
1335
01:01:18,527 --> 01:01:21,322
I'm not... I'm not much of
a sushi guy, but...
1336
01:01:24,582 --> 01:01:26,212
- Mmm.
- Yeah?
1337
01:01:26,344 --> 01:01:28,373
Is there anything
you don't do perfectly?
1338
01:01:28,507 --> 01:01:30,769
He said I was hiding.
That I was scared.
1339
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,865
How dare he.
1340
01:01:32,998 --> 01:01:36,357
If I wanted to submit something
I would've done it.
1341
01:01:36,491 --> 01:01:38,187
I didn't ask for his opinion!
1342
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,551
What's Clay's opinion?
1343
01:01:39,684 --> 01:01:40,882
He doesn't have one.
1344
01:01:41,015 --> 01:01:42,013
Why not?
1345
01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:43,909
Because we don't talk about
that kinda stuff.
1346
01:01:44,042 --> 01:01:45,139
And why is that?
1347
01:01:45,273 --> 01:01:48,433
When we're together everything
is so perfect, so easy.
1348
01:01:48,566 --> 01:01:51,028
I don't wanna ruin it by
talking about a bunch of stuff
1349
01:01:51,161 --> 01:01:52,891
that doesn't even matter.
1350
01:01:53,024 --> 01:01:53,822
If it doesn't even matter
1351
01:01:53,955 --> 01:01:56,383
how come you're still talking
about it?
1352
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,275
What were you, a therapist?
Bartender?
1353
01:02:00,409 --> 01:02:01,407
Yes.
1354
01:02:06,363 --> 01:02:08,268
I'll come take a look but
I'm guessing air bubbles.
1355
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:09,390
There's my sweetie!
1356
01:02:11,652 --> 01:02:12,730
A dollar for your thoughts.
1357
01:02:13,814 --> 01:02:16,509
It's a penny for your thoughts.
1358
01:02:16,642 --> 01:02:18,757
Your thoughts are worth
a hundred times anyone else's.
1359
01:02:22,430 --> 01:02:23,661
What's wrong?
1360
01:02:23,794 --> 01:02:26,456
There's this art contest I've
been thinking of submitting to.
1361
01:02:26,588 --> 01:02:28,185
It's a really big prize.
1362
01:02:28,318 --> 01:02:30,647
But I've been staring at
that application for months
1363
01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:32,643
and haven't done anything.
1364
01:02:32,776 --> 01:02:34,772
Now the deadline's coming up
1365
01:02:34,905 --> 01:02:40,094
and all I feel when I think
about it is... scared.
1366
01:02:40,227 --> 01:02:42,090
So scared it makes me sick.
1367
01:02:42,222 --> 01:02:43,354
Then don't do it.
1368
01:02:44,651 --> 01:02:45,483
Really?
1369
01:02:45,617 --> 01:02:47,346
Nothing should make
you feel that way.
1370
01:02:47,945 --> 01:02:50,240
I mean, that's how we feel
when something's wrong,
1371
01:02:50,373 --> 01:02:52,835
so submitting must be wrong.
Right?
1372
01:02:52,968 --> 01:02:56,228
Yeah. Yeah, I guess
that makes sense.
1373
01:02:57,759 --> 01:02:59,595
I suppose I should stop worrying
about it then.
1374
01:02:59,688 --> 01:03:02,283
Why worry about something
that makes you feel bad?
1375
01:03:02,415 --> 01:03:06,440
You should feel great.
Because you are great.
1376
01:03:06,574 --> 01:03:07,639
Thank you.
1377
01:03:08,336 --> 01:03:10,566
That is just what I thought
you'd say.
1378
01:03:12,295 --> 01:03:14,458
Oh, gotta get going.
Got a big sock campaign.
1379
01:03:51,415 --> 01:03:53,179
Slowly simmer
at low temperature.
1380
01:03:54,643 --> 01:03:56,238
So that's how you separate
the yolk.
1381
01:03:56,372 --> 01:03:59,166
That's what gives it
a lasting taste.
1382
01:03:59,299 --> 01:04:02,160
Very often restaurants use
recipes that are simple,
1383
01:04:02,293 --> 01:04:03,757
with simple ingredients.
1384
01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:08,614
Privacy violations add, two
tablespoons of butter... Pff.
1385
01:04:09,045 --> 01:04:11,541
- Hey. Great set tonight.
- Thanks.
1386
01:04:11,674 --> 01:04:13,238
I'm glad the new
material's working.
1387
01:04:13,370 --> 01:04:14,435
Yeah.
1388
01:04:14,568 --> 01:04:16,540
So listen, uh... we're having
a showcase next month
1389
01:04:16,564 --> 01:04:18,061
for Laugh Fest.
1390
01:04:18,194 --> 01:04:19,358
I think you should be on it.
1391
01:04:19,492 --> 01:04:20,323
Seriously, you think I'm ready?
1392
01:04:20,456 --> 01:04:22,219
Yeah, I think you should
give it a shot.
1393
01:04:22,352 --> 01:04:24,381
Just make it the best
five-minute set of your life.
1394
01:04:24,515 --> 01:04:25,778
And don't mess it up.
1395
01:04:25,911 --> 01:04:28,273
No, I won't. Hey, I won't.
Thank you.
1396
01:04:32,365 --> 01:04:33,397
Hi.
1397
01:04:36,390 --> 01:04:40,515
Hey, um... I'm celebrating
some really good news.
1398
01:04:40,649 --> 01:04:42,079
Would you join me for a drink?
1399
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:44,474
I heard it's bad luck
to toast alone.
1400
01:04:44,607 --> 01:04:45,870
Sure.
1401
01:04:46,004 --> 01:04:50,029
♪ Take my hand
and come with me ♪
1402
01:04:50,162 --> 01:04:56,183
♪ We can fly over
the seven seas ♪
1403
01:04:56,316 --> 01:05:01,439
♪ Feeling the wind
against my skin ♪
1404
01:05:01,572 --> 01:05:08,823
♪ I close my eyes and feel
my heart beating faster ♪
1405
01:05:10,719 --> 01:05:12,217
So fun, Victoria.
1406
01:05:12,350 --> 01:05:15,078
♪ Ready to run
1407
01:05:15,211 --> 01:05:18,071
Let's get that clay wet, okay?
1408
01:05:38,597 --> 01:05:40,992
Now tuck the excess
beautiful pie dough
1409
01:05:41,124 --> 01:05:44,319
into the pan carefully
around the edges.
1410
01:05:44,452 --> 01:05:46,315
Once all the edges are
tucked in...
1411
01:05:46,448 --> 01:05:49,142
Hey David, how was your date?
1412
01:05:49,275 --> 01:05:51,570
Great. Uh... amazing actually.
1413
01:05:51,703 --> 01:05:54,299
She's, um... she's a special
lady, very easy going.
1414
01:05:54,431 --> 01:05:55,994
Sounds like a great fit for you.
1415
01:05:56,128 --> 01:05:58,490
Yeah. I just need somebody
I can just get along with.
1416
01:05:58,622 --> 01:06:00,218
Somebody who's not so critical,
you know?
1417
01:06:00,319 --> 01:06:01,118
Oh, I do know.
1418
01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:02,656
Well I'm glad both of us
have found people
1419
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,609
we get along with completely.
1420
01:06:04,743 --> 01:06:06,074
I completely agree.
1421
01:06:07,405 --> 01:06:10,531
You wanna join us?
It's pie week.
1422
01:06:10,664 --> 01:06:11,662
No, no. I'm gonna...
1423
01:06:11,762 --> 01:06:13,126
I'm gonna go work on my set.
1424
01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:14,632
I don't wanna mess up
this showcase.
1425
01:06:14,656 --> 01:06:16,120
Showcase, what showcase?
1426
01:06:16,254 --> 01:06:18,116
Ah, it's just a little
comedy festival.
1427
01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,246
But I thought you said it
could launch your career?
1428
01:06:20,279 --> 01:06:22,175
Wait, is this Laugh Fest?
1429
01:06:22,307 --> 01:06:23,305
Yeah.
1430
01:06:23,405 --> 01:06:24,446
You told me about this festival,
1431
01:06:24,470 --> 01:06:25,501
that's a huge deal.
1432
01:06:25,634 --> 01:06:27,506
How come you didn't tell me
you were auditioning?
1433
01:06:27,530 --> 01:06:30,059
Well, I didn't wanna psych
myself out.
1434
01:06:30,191 --> 01:06:32,986
You know, I feel ready but
it's my first time auditioning.
1435
01:06:33,118 --> 01:06:34,982
And I know comedians
who've tried out for years
1436
01:06:35,114 --> 01:06:36,313
and still haven't got in.
1437
01:06:36,446 --> 01:06:37,542
You'll get in.
1438
01:06:37,676 --> 01:06:38,807
We'll see.
1439
01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:42,100
You can't win if you don't put
yourself out there, right?
1440
01:06:43,664 --> 01:06:44,528
Good night.
1441
01:06:44,662 --> 01:06:46,026
Hey David...
1442
01:06:46,159 --> 01:06:48,088
Banana pancakes tomorrow
for breakfast?
1443
01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:49,219
With syrup?
1444
01:06:49,319 --> 01:06:50,317
Homemade.
1445
01:06:50,450 --> 01:06:51,448
Mmm. Perfect.
1446
01:06:51,481 --> 01:06:52,678
You got it.
1447
01:06:54,276 --> 01:06:57,270
I can't wait for tomorrow. Jeez.
1448
01:06:57,403 --> 01:06:58,933
Then reduce
the heat...
1449
01:06:59,065 --> 01:07:00,063
No, no, no.
1450
01:07:00,097 --> 01:07:03,489
Don't take the pie out yet,
it's not done!
1451
01:07:03,623 --> 01:07:05,652
That's a soggy bottom
waiting to happen.
1452
01:07:39,516 --> 01:07:42,544
Oh, I am so proud of you, sweetie.
1453
01:07:42,676 --> 01:07:45,072
The Center for Contemporary
Art and Design.
1454
01:07:45,205 --> 01:07:46,303
I mean, what an honor.
1455
01:07:46,436 --> 01:07:47,566
When you're a big shot,
1456
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:49,472
remember who bought you
your first tube of silly putty.
1457
01:07:49,495 --> 01:07:51,026
Alright, alright, now eat.
1458
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:52,690
Gosh, I can't even believe
I got in.
1459
01:07:52,823 --> 01:07:54,220
I submitted so last minute.
1460
01:07:54,353 --> 01:07:56,682
Yeah. Well, Clay, I think you
had something to do
1461
01:07:56,815 --> 01:07:59,442
with igniting Rachel's
passion again.
1462
01:07:59,575 --> 01:08:00,873
Actually, it was David.
1463
01:08:01,006 --> 01:08:01,538
David?
1464
01:08:01,672 --> 01:08:02,503
The comedian.
1465
01:08:02,636 --> 01:08:04,365
Huh. What a great guy!
1466
01:08:05,530 --> 01:08:07,037
We've actually become
pretty good friends
1467
01:08:07,061 --> 01:08:08,191
over the past few months.
1468
01:08:08,324 --> 01:08:09,355
The plot thickens.
1469
01:08:09,489 --> 01:08:11,219
It practically congeals.
1470
01:08:12,682 --> 01:08:13,880
To Rachel.
1471
01:08:14,013 --> 01:08:15,310
Yes, to Rachel!
1472
01:08:16,540 --> 01:08:17,538
L'chaim, yay!
1473
01:08:17,605 --> 01:08:19,203
L'chaim!
1474
01:08:19,335 --> 01:08:20,366
Does it come in a box?
1475
01:08:20,499 --> 01:08:21,773
That's the good stuff,
I want you to know that.
1476
01:08:21,797 --> 01:08:24,226
That's the good stuff.
You want a little more there?
1477
01:08:24,358 --> 01:08:25,589
Yeah, sure...
1478
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:27,318
Careful.
1479
01:08:28,617 --> 01:08:30,979
Uh, I'm gonna go make
a quick phone call.
1480
01:08:31,112 --> 01:08:32,110
I'll be right back.
1481
01:08:42,189 --> 01:08:42,987
[G]
1482
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,593
Thank you for meeting me
between sets.
1483
01:08:44,617 --> 01:08:46,613
I am trying to get in
as much practice as I can
1484
01:08:46,746 --> 01:08:48,144
before this showcase.
1485
01:08:48,276 --> 01:08:49,607
Of course.
1486
01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:53,299
So, what do you get
if you win the showcase?
1487
01:08:53,432 --> 01:08:56,028
Well, you get to perform
at the comedy festival.
1488
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,522
Which can lead
to more professional gigs.
1489
01:08:58,655 --> 01:09:02,181
You know, uh... touring,
colleges, even TV spots.
1490
01:09:02,314 --> 01:09:06,239
And that's guaranteed
if you go to this festival?
1491
01:09:06,373 --> 01:09:09,101
No, but it's...
it's great exposure.
1492
01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:12,393
A lot of the greats' careers
started at Laugh Fest.
1493
01:09:12,527 --> 01:09:13,991
What's it pay?
1494
01:09:14,124 --> 01:09:15,155
Nothing.
1495
01:09:23,604 --> 01:09:26,298
Hey. Hi. Uh...
how's it going?
1496
01:09:26,432 --> 01:09:29,558
Hey. Uh... really
great actually.
1497
01:09:29,692 --> 01:09:32,918
Um... so, that art contest.
1498
01:09:33,052 --> 01:09:37,010
Um... I actually submitted
and I got in.
1499
01:09:37,143 --> 01:09:39,938
Wow. That's, uh...
that's amazing.
1500
01:09:40,071 --> 01:09:41,334
Congratulations.
1501
01:09:41,468 --> 01:09:43,164
Thank you. I mean it.
1502
01:09:43,297 --> 01:09:44,304
I don't think I would've done it
1503
01:09:44,328 --> 01:09:48,087
if you hadn't so annoyingly
pushed me to.
1504
01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:51,181
So, I just wanted to say
thank you for believing in me.
1505
01:09:51,314 --> 01:09:53,676
Yeah. Well, you're easy
to believe in.
1506
01:09:54,308 --> 01:09:58,067
The other reason I'm calling
is because I just found out
1507
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:00,495
the art exhibit is the same
night as your show.
1508
01:10:00,629 --> 01:10:02,625
Oh. So, you won't be
able to, uh...
1509
01:10:02,758 --> 01:10:05,153
be there. Yeah.
1510
01:10:10,142 --> 01:10:12,204
Yeah, it's cool.
Um... it's no big deal.
1511
01:10:12,338 --> 01:10:13,403
You know what?
1512
01:10:13,536 --> 01:10:16,296
I'm... I'm sorry for not being
there for your big night.
1513
01:10:17,228 --> 01:10:18,359
Talk to you soon.
1514
01:10:19,490 --> 01:10:20,855
Okay.
1515
01:10:25,444 --> 01:10:28,338
Oh... oh, here.
You can put 'em both here.
1516
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:45,637
Oh... there it is.
1517
01:10:45,770 --> 01:10:48,863
You could do it at the exhibit.
It will be so romantic.
1518
01:10:48,996 --> 01:10:50,493
Do you think she'll be happy?
1519
01:10:50,627 --> 01:10:52,955
Are you kidding me?
With a face like that,
1520
01:10:53,088 --> 01:10:56,082
you've got a perfect score on
the LSAT's and you can cook?
1521
01:10:56,214 --> 01:10:58,311
It was like you were
made for her.
1522
01:10:58,444 --> 01:10:59,875
I was.
1523
01:11:08,391 --> 01:11:09,389
Yom Kippur.
1524
01:11:09,488 --> 01:11:13,978
Yom... uh... Yom Kippur
is a day of atonement.
1525
01:11:14,112 --> 01:11:15,243
Are you nervous?
1526
01:11:15,376 --> 01:11:17,771
Nervous?
Why would I be nervous?
1527
01:11:17,904 --> 01:11:19,800
It's only the biggest night
of my career.
1528
01:11:19,933 --> 01:11:22,761
We starve ourselves
and apologize a lot.
1529
01:11:24,491 --> 01:11:28,416
Come on!
This is my favorite shirt.
1530
01:11:28,550 --> 01:11:29,780
This is a bad sign.
1531
01:11:29,913 --> 01:11:31,220
I've never seen you
this nervous before.
1532
01:11:31,244 --> 01:11:32,075
Why would I be nervous?
1533
01:11:32,208 --> 01:11:34,104
It's just the opportunity
of a lifetime.
1534
01:11:34,238 --> 01:11:35,236
But you got in!
1535
01:11:35,269 --> 01:11:37,198
Your work is in the museum,
that's enough.
1536
01:11:37,332 --> 01:11:38,438
You know what?
It doesn't matter.
1537
01:11:38,462 --> 01:11:39,968
Because people are always
gonna criticize your work
1538
01:11:39,992 --> 01:11:41,057
once it's out there.
1539
01:11:41,190 --> 01:11:42,198
Yeah, but you got
into the showcase.
1540
01:11:42,222 --> 01:11:43,978
Doesn't that mean you're already
good enough?
1541
01:11:44,051 --> 01:11:45,880
There's so much that's beyond
my control.
1542
01:11:46,013 --> 01:11:47,943
Like... the scout could have
a bad day.
1543
01:11:48,076 --> 01:11:49,972
I could remind them
of somebody they hate.
1544
01:11:50,105 --> 01:11:53,199
There could be a heckler.
Everything needs to be perfect.
1545
01:11:53,332 --> 01:11:55,195
And half my invites
aren't even coming anymore.
1546
01:11:55,328 --> 01:11:56,958
I'm sorry I can't be two places
at once.
1547
01:11:59,519 --> 01:12:01,216
I wish David could've made it.
1548
01:12:01,349 --> 01:12:03,784
He's the one that encouraged me
to put myself out there again.
1549
01:12:03,843 --> 01:12:05,275
Look, don't worry about it.
1550
01:12:05,407 --> 01:12:06,405
She's your girlfriend,
1551
01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:07,811
you should be there
to support her.
1552
01:12:07,835 --> 01:12:10,198
I'm hoping she'll be more than
my girlfriend after tonight.
1553
01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:11,328
What do you mean?
1554
01:12:11,362 --> 01:12:12,426
Give this a peek.
1555
01:12:14,988 --> 01:12:17,350
You still have feelings
for David.
1556
01:12:17,483 --> 01:12:18,846
I don't know why.
1557
01:12:18,980 --> 01:12:21,874
Well, love doesn't always have
an explanation.
1558
01:12:22,006 --> 01:12:23,204
It just happens.
1559
01:12:23,338 --> 01:12:24,801
I'm sorry if I made you
feel like
1560
01:12:24,933 --> 01:12:26,830
you shouldn't be following
your heart.
1561
01:12:26,963 --> 01:12:29,658
Anyway, it doesn't matter
because David is seeing someone
1562
01:12:29,791 --> 01:12:32,120
and I have the most perfect man
in the world
1563
01:12:32,253 --> 01:12:34,682
who I know loves me.
1564
01:12:34,813 --> 01:12:36,677
And I would be crazy
to mess that up.
1565
01:12:36,809 --> 01:12:38,340
Yeah.
1566
01:12:38,474 --> 01:12:41,101
That's, uh...
that's a beautiful ring.
1567
01:12:41,234 --> 01:12:42,797
Do you think she'll say yes?
1568
01:12:43,829 --> 01:12:45,426
I think she'd be crazy not to.
1569
01:12:53,775 --> 01:12:55,239
I am so excited!
1570
01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:56,370
Alright.
1571
01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:19,024
The level of
detail is truly remarkable.
1572
01:13:19,157 --> 01:13:21,020
What inspired you
to create this piece?
1573
01:13:23,116 --> 01:13:24,945
Well, I was remembering a time
1574
01:13:25,078 --> 01:13:29,968
when I knew exactly who I was
and what I wanted.
1575
01:13:30,101 --> 01:13:31,099
No second-guessing myself
1576
01:13:31,199 --> 01:13:35,823
or wondering if I was making
the right choices.
1577
01:13:35,956 --> 01:13:36,954
I miss that girl.
1578
01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:39,881
Hmm. Don't we all.
1579
01:13:40,014 --> 01:13:42,908
Well, I think you have a bright
future ahead of you.
1580
01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:45,271
I'd love to see more
of what you can do.
1581
01:13:45,403 --> 01:13:47,000
Thank you.
Thank you so...
1582
01:13:47,133 --> 01:13:48,131
Oh!
1583
01:13:48,165 --> 01:13:49,329
- Hi
- Congrats.
1584
01:13:49,661 --> 01:13:52,888
This is amazing.
Is she also gonna wake up?
1585
01:13:55,815 --> 01:13:58,742
Um... this is Clay,
my boyfriend.
1586
01:13:58,876 --> 01:13:59,707
Nice to meet you.
1587
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:02,269
- He's always kidding around.
- Pleasure.
1588
01:14:02,403 --> 01:14:04,930
Idea... If she does wake up,
1589
01:14:05,063 --> 01:14:06,760
let's adopt her and name
her Claychel.
1590
01:14:10,186 --> 01:14:11,343
Oh, look!
My parents are here.
1591
01:14:11,417 --> 01:14:14,644
Why don't you go say hi to them.
1592
01:14:14,776 --> 01:14:15,908
Alright.
1593
01:14:17,238 --> 01:14:21,264
He looks very familiar.
Is that the jeans guy?
1594
01:14:21,397 --> 01:14:23,026
It is.
1595
01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:24,623
Mazel tov.
1596
01:14:27,252 --> 01:14:29,746
I am so sorry.
Who are you?
1597
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:34,037
I'm Rachel's cool neighbor
and close, personal friend.
1598
01:14:34,171 --> 01:14:36,167
I am Doris.
1599
01:14:36,299 --> 01:14:38,528
Doris... Doris, hi.
It's nice to meet you.
1600
01:14:38,661 --> 01:14:40,159
Shouldn't you be at
Rachel's exhibit?
1601
01:14:40,291 --> 01:14:42,055
Yeah. Hold your horses,
I'm heading there.
1602
01:14:42,187 --> 01:14:44,782
I just thought that maybe
you'd wanna join me.
1603
01:14:44,915 --> 01:14:45,646
No, I can't.
1604
01:14:45,780 --> 01:14:47,211
I... I have a show
in a few minutes.
1605
01:14:47,344 --> 01:14:49,140
Actually, I need to get going.
1606
01:14:49,273 --> 01:14:52,932
Listen to me, David.
I think you want to be there.
1607
01:14:53,065 --> 01:14:54,130
Honestly, I don't.
1608
01:14:54,263 --> 01:14:55,859
Okay? Clay is gonna
pop the question.
1609
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,399
I really don't need be there
to watch that happen.
1610
01:14:57,423 --> 01:15:00,683
You wanna be there
because you love her.
1611
01:15:00,816 --> 01:15:02,280
What?
No... I... No, no, no.
1612
01:15:02,413 --> 01:15:04,841
She's with Clay,
Clay's a great guy.
1613
01:15:04,974 --> 01:15:08,833
Look! This may be
your last chance.
1614
01:15:08,966 --> 01:15:11,760
Just go there,
tell her how you feel.
1615
01:15:11,894 --> 01:15:15,053
Hey. You're up, man.
You going up or what?
1616
01:15:18,813 --> 01:15:20,210
Thank you all for being
here tonight
1617
01:15:20,277 --> 01:15:23,071
to celebrate New York's
brightest new stars.
1618
01:15:23,204 --> 01:15:26,563
These bold new voices
reimagine the human condition
1619
01:15:26,697 --> 01:15:28,859
and represent the future
of art itself.
1620
01:15:37,674 --> 01:15:38,872
And it gives me great pleasure
1621
01:15:38,972 --> 01:15:40,768
to announce our
contest winner...
1622
01:15:40,901 --> 01:15:41,965
Rachel Becker.
1623
01:15:43,894 --> 01:15:45,591
Please join me.
1624
01:15:53,309 --> 01:15:54,008
Um... thank you.
1625
01:15:54,141 --> 01:15:56,270
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
1626
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,128
This is really such an honor.
1627
01:16:00,262 --> 01:16:01,992
My work has always been
so personal to me
1628
01:16:02,124 --> 01:16:04,952
so it's really a joy to discover
1629
01:16:05,085 --> 01:16:10,208
that this piece resonates
with so many others.
1630
01:16:10,341 --> 01:16:12,204
I'm very humbled to be...
1631
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:15,232
What's... what's going on?
1632
01:16:18,126 --> 01:16:20,819
Hopefully you can make
two dreams come true tonight.
1633
01:16:22,283 --> 01:16:23,947
I'm sorry. Clay, what
are you doing?
1634
01:16:25,876 --> 01:16:27,107
Oh...
1635
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,833
Rachel, you've made me
come alive.
1636
01:16:30,965 --> 01:16:34,093
To me you're absolutely perfect.
1637
01:16:34,226 --> 01:16:35,656
Go, go! Hurry!
1638
01:16:35,789 --> 01:16:38,118
All I wanna do with my life
is make you happy.
1639
01:16:38,251 --> 01:16:41,444
All I need to be happy...
is you.
1640
01:16:48,230 --> 01:16:49,228
David?
1641
01:16:49,261 --> 01:16:50,758
No, it's Clay.
1642
01:16:50,892 --> 01:16:51,990
What are you doing here?
1643
01:16:52,122 --> 01:16:53,686
I came to see you.
1644
01:16:54,884 --> 01:16:55,682
But your show.
1645
01:16:55,815 --> 01:16:57,844
It can wait.
This is more important.
1646
01:16:57,977 --> 01:16:59,507
Rachel, I'm still down here.
1647
01:17:00,871 --> 01:17:01,869
Will you marry me?
1648
01:17:01,969 --> 01:17:02,967
I'm in love with you.
1649
01:17:13,778 --> 01:17:14,976
You're what?
1650
01:17:22,394 --> 01:17:23,625
You love Rachel?
1651
01:17:24,223 --> 01:17:25,221
Yes.
1652
01:17:26,818 --> 01:17:29,812
And I'm sorry to do this to you
because you...
1653
01:17:29,945 --> 01:17:31,284
you've kind of become
my best friend.
1654
01:17:31,308 --> 01:17:32,973
But if I don't take my shot,
1655
01:17:33,106 --> 01:17:35,867
I'm always gonna wonder if
what she and I had was real.
1656
01:17:39,027 --> 01:17:42,719
Rachel... I don't think
you're perfect.
1657
01:17:42,853 --> 01:17:45,081
I think you're stubborn
and picky
1658
01:17:45,214 --> 01:17:48,607
and you care way too much
about what other people think.
1659
01:17:48,740 --> 01:17:49,772
Thanks... David.
1660
01:17:49,904 --> 01:17:51,235
But I'm not perfect either.
1661
01:17:51,367 --> 01:17:53,041
I'm not gonna agree
with everything you say,
1662
01:17:53,065 --> 01:17:54,761
I'm gonna challenge you.
1663
01:17:54,894 --> 01:17:56,391
That sounds terrible.
1664
01:17:56,524 --> 01:17:58,996
And I'm gonna keep pushing you
to do the things that scare you.
1665
01:17:59,020 --> 01:18:00,715
And I'll be right there
beside you,
1666
01:18:00,849 --> 01:18:03,077
scared outta my mind,
but the good kind of scared.
1667
01:18:03,210 --> 01:18:05,173
The kind you grow from.
1668
01:18:05,306 --> 01:18:07,635
I wanna grow together.
1669
01:18:07,768 --> 01:18:09,844
Do you remember what you said
about your perfect man?
1670
01:18:09,963 --> 01:18:11,894
Someone who accepts
everything about you,
1671
01:18:12,026 --> 01:18:13,889
who supports you unconditionally.
1672
01:18:14,022 --> 01:18:16,883
I would never fight with you
or try to change you.
1673
01:18:17,016 --> 01:18:20,442
I would sacrifice everything
for your happiness.
1674
01:18:20,575 --> 01:18:21,973
Because that's all that matters.
1675
01:18:22,771 --> 01:18:25,865
Rachel, honey...
what is there to think about?
1676
01:18:25,998 --> 01:18:27,894
There's a lot to think about, Mom.
1677
01:18:29,257 --> 01:18:31,120
Everything I thought
I wanted was...
1678
01:18:32,717 --> 01:18:36,176
This is just so far
from how I pictured it.
1679
01:18:36,310 --> 01:18:39,570
Honey, this is your perfect man.
1680
01:18:39,703 --> 01:18:42,497
Your perfect relationship
Like, like me and Daddy's.
1681
01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:44,227
Isn't that what
you always wanted?
1682
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,589
Our relationship isn't perfect.
1683
01:18:48,185 --> 01:18:49,050
I knew it!
1684
01:18:49,183 --> 01:18:50,181
Shh!
1685
01:18:50,314 --> 01:18:53,141
This is the most exciting
exhibit we've ever had.
1686
01:18:53,275 --> 01:18:54,040
What are you doing?
1687
01:18:54,173 --> 01:18:55,937
I love you, Judith,
and I always will
1688
01:18:56,069 --> 01:18:57,833
but our kids are
all grown up now.
1689
01:18:57,965 --> 01:18:58,731
And I can't continue pretending
1690
01:18:58,864 --> 01:19:01,025
that our marriage
never had any bumps.
1691
01:19:01,159 --> 01:19:03,754
We just never let you kids see
any of our real fights
1692
01:19:03,887 --> 01:19:05,949
and now I wonder if that
was the right thing to do
1693
01:19:06,082 --> 01:19:08,810
because it gave you an
unrealistic expectation
1694
01:19:08,943 --> 01:19:10,640
of what relationships are.
1695
01:19:10,773 --> 01:19:13,833
Mom. Is this true?
1696
01:19:13,966 --> 01:19:16,794
Oh girls, I am sorry.
1697
01:19:16,927 --> 01:19:18,590
My parents fought a lot
1698
01:19:18,723 --> 01:19:20,453
and all I wanted was
for you to see
1699
01:19:20,586 --> 01:19:22,980
what a good relationship
could look like.
1700
01:19:23,114 --> 01:19:26,440
Mom, people can disagree and
still have a good relationship.
1701
01:19:26,574 --> 01:19:30,964
Yes. But you deserve someone
who is devoted to you.
1702
01:19:31,098 --> 01:19:34,757
Who will sacrifice everything
for you.
1703
01:19:34,890 --> 01:19:37,884
Your father wanted to be a
professional mountain climber.
1704
01:19:38,516 --> 01:19:41,444
Clay is giving up
culinary school
1705
01:19:41,577 --> 01:19:43,739
to go to law school for you.
1706
01:19:43,872 --> 01:19:44,870
What?
1707
01:19:44,970 --> 01:19:47,365
And if that isn't love,
I don't know what is.
1708
01:19:47,497 --> 01:19:48,696
You're going to law school?
1709
01:19:48,829 --> 01:19:51,723
I've been accepted to Harvard.
For you.
1710
01:19:52,953 --> 01:19:54,383
For us.
1711
01:19:55,015 --> 01:19:57,711
Mom, you are unbelievable.
1712
01:19:57,843 --> 01:20:00,937
You can't just mold people
into what you want them...
1713
01:20:16,904 --> 01:20:21,662
Clay... you are perfect.
1714
01:20:21,794 --> 01:20:24,556
You're everything I thought
I wanted in a man.
1715
01:20:26,086 --> 01:20:29,346
But sometimes what we want
isn't...
1716
01:20:29,479 --> 01:20:30,942
Always what we need.
1717
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:33,680
I thought I wanted
someone who...
1718
01:20:33,704 --> 01:20:35,267
Would never challenge you.
1719
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,795
Who would always do
what you wanted.
1720
01:20:37,928 --> 01:20:40,390
- That isn't...
- Realistic.
1721
01:20:40,523 --> 01:20:41,387
And it's not fair.
1722
01:20:41,521 --> 01:20:44,847
To either of us.
No, I'm sorry.
1723
01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:46,344
I'm more sorry.
1724
01:20:46,478 --> 01:20:48,434
He's even perfect when
she's breaking up with him.
1725
01:20:48,474 --> 01:20:49,770
I know.
1726
01:20:49,903 --> 01:20:51,610
Oh, I guess I should take off
this amulet then.
1727
01:20:51,634 --> 01:20:52,632
No!
1728
01:20:53,131 --> 01:20:55,359
But my purpose is to love you.
1729
01:20:56,723 --> 01:20:59,418
Then I give you new purpose;
1730
01:20:59,551 --> 01:21:03,343
to do what makes you happy.
1731
01:21:03,476 --> 01:21:06,736
To follow your passion
and then see where it leads you.
1732
01:21:06,868 --> 01:21:08,466
To love again.
1733
01:21:15,917 --> 01:21:18,146
Oh boy.
Elbow never lies.
1734
01:21:18,279 --> 01:21:19,487
So, I don't have to go
to Harvard,
1735
01:21:19,511 --> 01:21:20,584
I can go to culinary school?
1736
01:21:20,608 --> 01:21:21,938
Go be happy.
1737
01:21:22,071 --> 01:21:24,434
Clay... I just saw
Ian Dimmerman.
1738
01:21:24,566 --> 01:21:26,406
He owns some of the most
chichi restaurants in town
1739
01:21:26,430 --> 01:21:28,259
and he's always looking
for talent.
1740
01:21:28,393 --> 01:21:29,897
I'm telling you,
he's really connected.
1741
01:21:29,921 --> 01:21:33,282
I'll introduce you but you
let me do the talking, okay?
1742
01:21:33,415 --> 01:21:34,280
Okay.
1743
01:21:34,413 --> 01:21:35,178
Ian. Ian, Ian!
1744
01:21:35,311 --> 01:21:37,407
I got the next Bobby Flay
right here.
1745
01:21:42,662 --> 01:21:45,823
I'm, uh... I'm sorry
they're dead.
1746
01:21:45,956 --> 01:21:48,251
I was in a rush.
1747
01:21:48,385 --> 01:21:49,383
Well, lucky for you,
1748
01:21:49,416 --> 01:21:51,911
I don't need things
to be perfect anymore.
1749
01:21:52,043 --> 01:21:53,607
Good.
1750
01:21:53,740 --> 01:21:57,898
That takes the pressure
off of our first kiss.
1751
01:21:58,031 --> 01:22:00,261
Yeah, well... if
you're a bad kisser...
1752
01:22:01,890 --> 01:22:03,786
I may need to re-evaluate.
1753
01:22:05,682 --> 01:22:06,746
Oh, boy.
1754
01:22:09,674 --> 01:22:10,672
Yes!
1755
01:22:15,994 --> 01:22:17,858
So, do you need to re-evaluate?
1756
01:22:17,990 --> 01:22:19,854
Three, four.
1757
01:22:32,462 --> 01:22:35,555
♪ 'Cause I'm perfectly
imperfect ♪
1758
01:22:35,687 --> 01:22:38,848
♪ I'm perfectly imperfect
1759
01:22:38,982 --> 01:22:41,709
♪ And now I know
I'm worth it ♪
1760
01:22:41,842 --> 01:22:46,765
♪ 'Cause I'm perfectly
imperfect ♪
1761
01:22:46,898 --> 01:22:49,726
♪ Sometimes I feel so stupid
when I cry all the time ♪
1762
01:22:52,687 --> 01:22:54,317
♪ And when I write a song
1763
01:22:54,450 --> 01:22:56,711
♪ I can't find the rhythm
or rhyme ♪
1764
01:22:56,845 --> 01:22:59,738
♪ Mmmm
1765
01:22:59,872 --> 01:23:02,301
♪ What am I supposed
to do ♪
1766
01:23:02,434 --> 01:23:05,460
♪ Every time when
I am feeling blue ♪
1767
01:23:05,593 --> 01:23:08,289
♪ Even though
I'm colorful ♪
1768
01:23:08,421 --> 01:23:12,612
♪ I can't seem to stay
in the light ♪
1769
01:23:12,746 --> 01:23:14,874
♪ I don't like my short legs
1770
01:23:15,008 --> 01:23:18,035
♪ And I never brush my hair
1771
01:23:18,169 --> 01:23:20,330
♪ For all my insecurities
1772
01:23:20,463 --> 01:23:21,528
♪ This is me
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