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DON'T TOUCH

The 2017 KBC Announcer...

-Sit and wait, it won't take long. -Thanks.

Share your creative future with KBC and--

It will be slightly colder than yesterday. Wrap up with warm clothes.

A thin cardigan will do...

Why don't you wrap up a bit more?

Thismorning calls for showers caused by a trough of low pressure.

Ae-ra, open your mouth.

Let's look at the current temperature.

-Go for it. Just do it. -Do what?

I know you're all touchy with the announcers' recruitment thing.

Forget it.

Why not?

If I were you, I'd apply and see if I could reach my dream.

Do you think...

I can achieve my dream?

Yes.

It's tofu soup, not bean sprout soup.

Have it with Dong-man.

See you later.

You two went to prison yesterday.

It wasn't a prison.

I'm off to make money.

Open up.

I love you

Comes out at times...

What's wrong with him? He'll be embarrassed when he comes out.

Like a lost butterfly

I cried and begged...

I can't hit the high notes today.

Why are you...

I told you not to come in here without permission.

You should've changed the passcode.

0070 is so easy to remember.

My goodness.

Which body lotion do you use?

Are you trying to be Song Seung-heon?

Your eyebrows...

It tastes good.

It's so itchy. Is it because I didn't wash my hair?

Hey.

Let's try not to meet in the morning.

Why?

I just prefer seeing you in the evening.

That's weird.

Why do you want to see me in the evenings?

Who is it?

Why are you ignoring the call?

It's a spam call.

Why are you being so nosy?

Did she call you?

She didn't call, so eat up.

I told her clearly back then that I'd kill her

if she showed up again.

Wait and see if I really do it.

Hello, how have you been?

I miss everyone.

Yes.

Do you know what she's doing right now?

I think her name was Ae-ra.

Yes, that's right. Choi Ae-ra.

No, we weren't close.

I thought she'd be in broadcasting.

What? At a department store?

So...

you got back from changing and found this here?

What could it be?

Who'd leave this here?

Did a terrorist leave it?

What do you think?

-Should we open it? -Don't.

Why not? Do you have a bad feeling, too?

This was packed by an expert.

The packaging alone must have cost 20,000 won.

What if the owner comes back and demands compensation?

Let's leave it, then.

I'll broadcast to see if someone lost it.

Let's leave this here for now.

Here?

BLOCKED CALLER

Answer your phone. Or else, I'll go to your place.

One kimbap, please.

Hey, Ae-ra.

Park Hye-ran is eating 1,000 won kimbap.

Is this real?

Aren't you going to eat?

I'm on a diet.

Then why are you here?

I bought it for someone.

But coincidentally, I met you here.

It's good to see you.

Was it really a coincidence?

Park Hye-ran, a conglomerate family's daughter-in-law

happened to show up at a 1,000 won kimbap place near my work,

especially during my lunch hour.

Is that a coincidence?

For you, nothing happens by coincidence.

Since we met, can you give me Dong-man's number?

Or his address.

Why look for Dong-man?

I have no reason to tell you.

You know his number, right?

No, I don't.

You don't?

We don't keep in touch anymore

ever since he got married and moved away.

It feels weird to call a married man.

That's the proper etiquette.

I see, is that right?

Etiquette.

You know what an etiquette is, right?

Leave Dong-man alone.

Don't think about him and stay away from him.

You're presumptuous as always.

This is so heavy.

Gosh.

If you exterminate the mites, I'll work on the bidets and filter...

Me?

You want me to do the fumigation?

You're in charge of it.

We need to do our parts to finish quickly.

You like to divide duties?

But, you know, in Korea, we follow hierarchy.

Do you know the order of ranks?

So, are you telling me...

to do everything all by myself?

Why do you ask?

You sound as if you've never served in the army.

Does it work?

Sorry, my bad.

They're so stingy.

Why are they making us eat the cherries?

I like it, it's like break time.

-It tastes good, though. -We need to shoot people eating cherries.

-Eat cherries with relish. -Okay.

Also, mix the cherries with salad and yogurt, too.

Yes, sir.

-Enjoy. -Okay.

I said not the yogurt.

Smile more, please.

YOGURT

What are they talking about? Why are they smiling?

Me too what?

What's wrong with her?

-Oh, no. -Are you okay?

Someone help! She's choking.

Step aside.

Can you do it, Dong-man?

Why does Sul-hee get to play Snow White?

Because she is!

-Got a problem with that? -You're just a tree.

I'm a special tree.

You just have to kiss Sul-hee now.

I don't like Sul-hee's runny nose.

What's wrong with you? Just kiss her.

Kiss her!

My fantasy was always being Snow White.

And now, finally,

I felt like I became Snow White.

Why would you put cherries in yogurt!

You eat cherries, not with yogurt!

You can dip it if you want to!

Just dip it!

I'm sick of my irritable bowel syndrome.

The person who left their spare battery

on the third floor,

please come pick it up immediately.

What's that? Is that Mr. Kim?

Why is he making the announcement?

Why does he talk like that?

The announcer suddenly took three months off.

Why?

She's getting married.

Mr. Kim, here you go.

You scared me. What is it this time?

I thought you'd be extra tired today.

You have your own job and also announcing.

What is it? What do you want?

It's what I've been asking you for a while ago already.

To give me a heads up if the announcing position opens up.

You are very ambitious.

You must've been flustered with the sudden resignation.

People like me need to act quickly in these situations.

-People like you? -People on your side.

Gosh.

Our Mr. Kim...

we should recognize your duty.

It looked like your own wife was dying.

I learned the heimlich maneuver during training.

Sure.

I hope you'll work harder on cleaning up, too.

Oh, my head.

What the...

-Mr. Kim. -Yes?

You were super cool.

I wish I could eat that cherry.

What?

It's not that difficult.

Just don't burp into the microphone.

I'll hold interviews no matter who applies.

You can also give it a shot then.

If you do well then, you can make this seat yours.

Really?

How dare someone who was a simple soldier

lecture a sergeant about respecting order of rank?

Seriously.

AE-RA

You have such bad timing, Ae-ra.

What do you want?

Why are you calling me?

How dare you order me to come?

What? There's a big news?

So, you're going to do the in-house broadcasting today?

Wait, why did you ask me to come over?

You should be here to witness the historical moment.

You also need to do something for me.

My first broadcast starts at 3:30 p.m.

It'll be my debut, so please record it for me.

You want me to record it?

You always want me to do stuff for you.

We only have 20 minutes left until the live broadcast.

I should hurry and wait in front of the speaker.

You really know how to impress me.

Okay, let's go.

Here's an announcement for our customers.

Outdoor wear is on sale.

If you're interested, please make a visit to the eight floor event hall.

I'm Choi Ae-ra and that's it for the announcement.

Wow, she did a great job!

She's as good as Baek Ji-yeon, right?

My gosh, what should I do?

Hey, did she just say her name?

Gosh, why would she say her name?

My gosh.

Put on your gloves, you'll burn yourself.

Outdoor wear is on sale.

If you're interested, please make a visit to the eight floor event hall.

I'm Choi Ae-ra and that's it for the announcement.

Wow.

What should I do?

Why? Is there something wrong?

It sounded perfect to me.

What should I do?

I'm...

so happy.

I'm really happy.

I guess people really need to do what they love.

Now that you've done what you love, are you that happy?

I could die.

An unknown box is at the information desk on the first floor.

Where's the girl from the information desk?

You mean Ae-ra? She's the one talking right now.

I'm Choi Ae-ra, and that's it for now.

Let's have spicy pork feet with soju.

I'm not Cindy Jung.

I'm Choi Ae-ra from Lucky department store.

Make sure to bring the invoice and come to get revenge.

Take your hands off me, you pervert!

Don't follow me!

You jerk!

Gosh, let's go.

My goodness.

I'm sorry for cursing at you earlier.

Why were you following me?

It's just that...

I got this for you, but it was in the Lost and Found.

What is it?

Ae-ra, once you get off work, wear these shoes and come to the gate.

I'll be waiting. From Moo-bin.

Last time, when you kicked the side mirrors...

your heel broke.

I got you these so you can walk comfortably...

the next time when you have to kick anything.

These are air sneakers.

Do you think this is funny?

Are you guys betting on shoes this time?

No, that's not it.

I feel extremely uncomfortable to look at you.

So, please stop joking around and let's not see each other again.

I want to hang out with you.

What?

I missed you.

After I saw you that night, I kept thinking about you.

I spent so much time coming up with this idea so I could see you tonight.

So...

this is a brand new jacket, and I even got a haircut today.

I made a reservation at a restaurant, and I even filled my car with gas.

That was a bit cute.

Why did you fill gas?

Well, just in case you wanted to go for a drive...

or go to the Seoul Tower.

That's so lame.

By any chance, do you have a boyfriend?

What will you do if I don't have one?

Then, try going on ten dates with me. I'm confident.

I'll do my best.

I do my best in everything.

Gosh, why are you so straightforward?

Well, it's because you're pretty.

Other guys might also be after you.

Whatever.

Ae-ra. Try these on and see if they fit.

I think you're around size 6, right?

I'm size 6,5.

Then they'll fit you perfectly. Please try them on.

Try them on.

Just like Cinderella tried on her glass shoes.

I'm size 7,5.

Should I try squeezing my feet inside these sneakers?

MIXED MARTIAL ART

THE PATH OF MARTIAL ARTS

Now that you've done what you love, are you that happy?

I could die.

Go, go.

NO YO-YO EFFECT

Coach!

Why does he keep making sudden visits?

That jerk is here again.

Let me ask you just one question.

By any chance, if I decide to start martial arts...

What?

Yes? Go on.

Will I be able to make a lot of money?

Can I make enough money to live well even if I get old and can't fight?

Why do you keep bringing up money?

Is money all that matters in life?

Instead, you should be thinking of your dreams, efforts, your heart...

to give your best shot at life.

I must have money to dream and care about others.

Gosh, you're still young to be tainted by the world.

I want to buy a house for my mom.

I want to get a brand new car for my dad.

These are all my wishes, but I need money to fulfill those wishes.

People always say money isn't important, but it is.

I'm asking because I can't do this just to fulfill my dream.

Besides, I have to protect Dong-hee forever.

I can't give this a shot if I were to fail.

Darn it!

So, can I make a lot of money doing mixed martial arts?

If you want to make money, stay away from here.

Don't even come and visit me, you jerk.

I'm worried I might want to do it.

I'm afraid that this is something I really wanted to do.

Forget about it.

You're a man.

How can you still not be over it?

I won't do it. Do whatever you're supposed to do.

-Tak-su. -Why is he being such a jerk?

Dad, I really did make announcements today.

I did!

Of course.

I'm Choi Ae-ra, and that's it for the announcement.

That's what I said. I'll send you the recording.

So you are going to do it tomorrow and the day after?

If that's the case, I'll visit you tomorrow.

I'll close the restaurant and go.

Ae-ra might be doing something.

I don't know.

How can I not go? My daughter finally made announcements.

Why don't we do this? Let's have lunch tomorrow.

I'll open for the morning and be there. I'll hang up for now.

I'm so proud of her.

Hey!

-Bring us sea bream sashimi. -You had sea bream?

Why didn't you serve us earlier?

Don't even try to pay for this.

Everything including the sea beam is on me.

Why? Is Ae-ra getting married?

That's not important!

I'm now the father of an in-house announcer.

Gosh, he drives me crazy.

Why is he coming all the way to Seoul?

Hey, you weirdo.

Gosh, are you a gangster?

-Stand up. -Gosh.

Darn it.

This is nice.

An anchor shouldn't be standing.

What?

Sul-hee.

Is that tteokbokki?

Is that from the three-way intersection?

Do you have beer inside?

Do you have soju, too?

-Soju, beer and tteokbokki. -Seriously.

I have to check if you are on drugs.

-Drug test. -Are you guys insane?

Seriously.

Where's Joo-man?

At work, he won't come home.

Joo-man succeeded. He's working late.

He really looks like a businessman.

Anyways, that's why I'm free tonight.

Let's go to Namil Bar.

-Sul-hee, it's pronounced "free." -Free.

This is so refreshing.

I can't leave this place because of this Namil Bar.

By the way, do you think the new landlord already knows about this place?

But, did you guys see the new landlord?

I haven't seen the landlord on the fifth floor either.

She's Nam-il's mom. It's the name of the villa.

-Like Sul-hee's jokbal? -Yes.

So, the real landlord of this villa moved in.

That's what the laundromat lady told me.

-By the way, she's a bit weird. -What?

The new landlord is a bit weird.

Is she a ghost?

No one has seen her coming in or out.

It's weird that she suddenly moved in.

Why do I keep hearing people talk?

-That's a lot of soju. -It tastes better this way.

Here we go.

-Thank you. -Give me the bomb shot, too.

-Really? -Don't give it to her.

If she gets drunk, I get tired.

One shot of soju makes her crawl.

Let me just take a sip.

Is something wrong?

-Did you fight with Joo-man? -No.

It's not that.

Isn't it funny to attach jewelries on your nails?

-Why? Who did that? -The new intern at work.

Yesterday, her sleeves had laces

and she wore a princess outfit.

Today, she wore a pink dress.

Is she pretty?

Don't you think she's trying to show off?

She's ridiculous.

So, is she pretty?

Why? Did she hit on Joo-man?

He won't fall for her even if she does.

Forget it, she's just someone from work.

Please answer me. Is she pretty?

Am I invisible to you guys?

So I have a question to ask.

Women don't like to watch...

mixed martial arts, do they?

-Mixed martial arts? -Yes.

Isn't that where fighters bleed?

Well, not really. They don't bleed.

-Hey. -What?

What are you up to these day?

What are you doing?

Don't act like my grandmother.

You jerk.

I'm sleepy.

Sul-hee, are you going to call Joo-man?

Sul-hee, try playing hard to get.

I won't call him.

If you're interested...

please make a visit to the event hall.

I'm Choi Ae-ra, and that's it for the announcement.

I'm Choi Ae-ra, and that's it for the announcement.

I'm Choi Ae-ra.

Are you that happy?

Doesn't my voice resemble Baek Ji-yeon?

How did you manage to live without being an anchor?

You should give it a shot. Try it even if you might fail.

I think they are recruiting anchors now.

I won't.

Hey, you told me you love being in front of the microphone.

That's why you're using microphone at the information desk.

-I won't do it. -Why not?

I don't want to be a prop.

A prop?

They say degrees and age aren't important.

But, that's all lies.

Don't just tell me to chase my dream. What about yours?

Mine?

My dream is...

to become rich.

What a stupid dream.

It sounds so stupid, but I can relate to it.

How dare you.

If you become rich, will you make me rich, too?

Hey.

Hey, this is why I can't become rich.

Hey.

-Relax your arm. -I'm relaxed.

When we were in school...

we had to write down our dreams.

The teachers said we could be anything.

Now that I'm all grown up...

The adults tricked us in many ways.

I wrote everything from winning Miss Korea to becoming the president.

Back then, my dream changed almost everyday.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Rice cake skewers.

What?

I'll be a rice cake skewers when I grow up.

-Dong-man. -Darn it.

Please sit down.

Darn it.

I'll become Yoon Do-hyun!

The national competition is coming up.

Send me to Seoul!

So, Mr. Rice cake skewers,

what's your dream now?

Let's say I don't have one.

What do you mean?

It's better to pretend not to have a dream.

Having one will only make you feel pathetic.

You're right, what's the point when reality takes over?

Dreaming of reading the news only angers me.

I won't dream anymore.

We don't need to have dreams.

The Earth evolves just fine when someone like me doesn't have a dream.

Don't sleep.

I'll just leave you here.

You could freeze to death if you sleep here.

You might end of having a twisted lips.

Hey, you...

you have small nostrils.

You have great skin for someone so ugly.

It's so...

soft and smooth.

Don't do that.

Do what?

I let you off last time.

When?

You hugged me on the way back from the police station.

-I remember it clearly. -Oh, that?

You don't have to remember it clearly.

I'm warning you. Don't touch me.

This is just unbelievable.

Someone would think I molested you or something.

I'm...

from the countryside, so I may get the wrong idea.

You don't think much since you're practically a dumb head.

Puberty barely hit you and ran off.

So, I can do this or this.

I could do something like this,

or hug you like this.

And you'll feeling nothing, but I...

feel dizzy.

Don't make me want to vomit.

Don't touch me. Don't cross the line.

How could she just touch me like that?

Why is it so hot?

It's so hot.

I'm burning.

NOTICE TO NAMIL VILLA RESIDENTS

What's that?

A bag for your laptop.

It was finally delivered yesterday.

Honey.

It's made with Italian cowhide and it's extremely light.

I got it online for a bargain.

-How much? -300,000 won.

-300,000 won? -Yes.

Successful businessmen all have one.

You need to have one, too.

It's pretty, right?

-Why do you keep acting like my mom? -What?

If you carry a fake, torn leather bag then buy me an Italian cowhide bag,

do you think I'd like it?

You meet a lot of people and sign deals. It helps if you look smart.

I don't want to be a son to you.

Let's not be like a family. Can't we enjoy our life?

Please?

Honey, don't you like me anymore?

I say this because I like you.

You're making me so frustrated.

Kiss me.

It's been a while since we kissed.

Hey, here comes your wife.

NATIONAL ATHLETE'S SAUSAGE

Dong-man's fan.

-His best friend. -That's me.

You're Dong-man's best friend?

-Is it you then? -What?

We're all best friends to each other.

Go, he's waiting for you.

-Go. -He's such a nuisance.

Hello, morning sausage!

Do you sell sausages early in the morning, too?

You told me not to come and see you.

After all that yelling,

you came to see me the very next day.

What did you say?

You're actually quite clingy.

-Ouch. -Move.

Don't pretend you're working.

What do you want?

-Will you do it for me? -Let me hear it first.

Will you do it for me if I tell?

Coach.

Have a great day.

Go! Get lost!

What's wrong with you?

I bought those tickets for 198,000 won each to go with you.

Throw them away or sell them. I don't care.

Gosh, you're such a nuisance.

You won't even grant me a simple wish.

-You're a jerk! A traitor! -What time does it start?

It's says it on the ticket!

Testing for the morning broadcast.

Testing for the morning broadcast.

It can be tough, I'll come over and help you out time to time.

My goodness.

-You're here early, Ae-ra. -Who is she?

Well, you see...

I'm the new in-house announcer.

What's going on?

What happened?

Let's go out and talk.

-We'll talk outside. -But...

What's all this fuss?

A recommendation from the former announcer

and the announcer academy...

For many complicated reasons,

I had to hire her as the new in-house announcer.

You said there would be an interview.

It's unfair if you're not giving me a chance.

This is about trust between labor and management.

Labor and management?

Is there a labor union in our company?

What?

This could trigger a major labor issue.

-Be quiet. -Why are you so thoughtless?

Let's do the interview to be fair.

Let's go.

Thank you.

I'm so tired.

Sir.

If you suddenly pass on your job to me...

Are you mad?

I'm not, but...

Look, my girlfriend wanted to break up with me.

Do you think I want to kill mites right now?

You did that to me last time, too, and you're doing it again.

She wants to break up with me. How could I not drink?

Sure, you can drink.

But, if we get double-booked and the customer complains like last time,

our branch will look bad.

Pull over.

-Pardon? -Pull over.

DOCTOR FOR YOU

Do you feel nauseated?

-Why did you ask me to pull over? -Dong-man.

Are you lecturing me?

I'm sorry.

You clenched your teeth.

Do I need to get your permission to clench my teeth?

-I don't. -You jerk.

Hey.

Say it again.

Are you mad?

Are you?

Clench your teeth again.

Clench your teeth again!

I'm sorry, I'll fix it.

Just quit then.

Please quit.

I won't stop you.

I don't know, that jerk!

I came because I was hired. This is so annoying.

So you talk to that jerk again!

Your husband got scared once she brought up labor law.

What's the use if he owns the store?

You take care of it!

With the U.S increasing their gasoline production,

everyone is wondering

how this will affect gas prices here in South Korea.

Your enunciation is really good. Of course you're an academy graduate.

What about you? Do you have something prepared?

Please check the food section at ground level.

Domestic oxtail is on sale right now.

Domestic oxtail is only 19,800 won per kg.

If you're planning a trip abroad with your friends,

hurry and get yours today. Don't miss out, the offer finishes soon.

I'd like to go and buy that oxtail.

Well, she lacks professional feeling...

I don't think gas prices will be useful

in making announcements at a department store.

I believe knowing the store is more important.

How old are you?

I'm 23 years old. Twenty three.

I see.

I believe there were no age limit.

After adding up various scores...

we'll go with Yun-ji.

Ae-ra, you should return to your information desk and work hard.

Yes, sir.

I should go back.

I'm not an academy graduate, nor am I young with any connections.

Of course, I have to step down.

You never should've bothered saying...

you'd give me a chance to interview.

What are you looking at?

May I have your attention please?

We're having a special event on housewares on the ninth floor.

If you're interested, please head to the event hall.

Dad.

You don't have to come.

How may I help you?

Where's the restroom?

-This way, ma'am. -Thank you.

Why did you come?

I didn't ask you to come this time.

Is something wrong?

I was just passing by and wanted to grab lunch with you.

You wear this to make announcements?

Did you announce today?

To be frank,

I can't sit still all day long.

I started getting really stiff and felt so trapped.

I couldn't handle it. So I quit.

My dad's too busy to come anyway. It's for the best.

Why did you turn around?

This is a fortress.

My back is so wide. No one can see you.

So what?

Just cry.

Whatever.

It's not cool to act tough...

when you want to cry.

It's cool to cry if you want to cry.

Who said I wanted to cry?

Why are people such jerks?

How could they give then take it away?

You were so happy.

You were so happy you could die. How could they cut you?

Cover me well.

If anyone I know sees me, I'll just die.

I really want to do it.

Why can't I ever get what I want?

It tastes good.

You know how I buy you sausages all the time?

Did you tell your mom about this?

I did, but she still wants me to quit.

-How come? -I don't know.

Did you get hit again?

Go and do 100 kicks.

Stupid.

You keep coming by.

Coach, I got hit.

You got hit? By whom?

A jerk who was once in the army...

kicked me in front of many people.

I got hit here four times by a tiny fist.

Gosh.

Why...

why are you both getting beaten up? I'm so upset.

Here.

Is that why you came here?

-You can go if you want to. -Who was it?

You want me to beat him up?

That's not what I meant.

You said it's at 8 p.m.

You'll go? Really?

Sure, you said it's your wish.

You're not on the bus, right?

There's no need to come.

I quit because the room was too stuffy.

Dinner?

I'm eating right now.

Why are you asking what I'm eating?

Like you know if I say it.

Why do you always ask what I eat? That's really annoying.

You're the one who's annoying me.

Do you think I starve all the time?

You're always asking if I'm eating well.

That's all you ask.

NATIONAL ATHLETE'S SAUSAGE

This is going to be our last chapter of our martial arts career together.

Let's have fun and end it in good terms.

You sound like you'll never see me again.

Let's stop seeing each other as coach and player.

Let's be friends now.

I think I saw something.

No, we can never be friends. Let's go.

He's so stubborn.

What do you think? Isn't it fun?

Isn't it fun?

Isn't your heart racing?

Aren't you getting worked up?

When will is end? It's so long.

Fine.

There's just one fight left.

This guy dominated the ring after just two years.

He's got great legs.

Anyway...

he does have great legs.

Hey.

Just watch, okay?

Okay, fine.

Now for the main event.

Here comes Kim Tak-su!

Look at him.

Watch.

Watch how he's living now.

You both are at fault. Why do you have to feel guilty?

Coach.

Why are you being so cruel to me?

CONVERSATION BETWEEN JUST FRIENDS

What are you doing? I told you not to touch me.

You're so ugly.

Darn it.

Hey, what's the smell from your hair?

Did you have pork ribs?

You smell like a hog.

Hey, stop touching my hair. I don't like it.

I'll kill you.

Do I really have to know what you ate?

Gross. I'm going home.

Ae-ra, let's go on a date tomorrow.

I'll plan our date.

Are you here to see me?

Are you afraid I'll be back?

You jerk!

Kim Tak-su!

If I see you in a ring, you're dead.

I feel relieved if I see you go in.

Ae-ra!

Hey.

Why are you in front of my place?

I'm going to date her.

Boys and girls can never be friends.

We're like siblings.

We aren't... siblings though.

Subtitle Translation by Minsoo Shim