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- Why it wasn't that hard?

Like, I mean, I think I got the hang of it.

- No, you got it, man.

You got it.

- Yeah.

- You're boring, you know?

- Yeah.

- Man, good day, man.

- You good, you want me to show you?

- Oh, come on.

- Oh, what about it?

- That's not good, you know?

That might be some pain.

- Oh, man.

- That's one of the things you gotta look into it, you know?

Can't be messing up like that.

- You really think I did good, though?

- Hey, good job, Nephew.

Good stuff, man.

- Thanks, thanks.

- We got more stuff to pick up tomorrow, you know?

We should be all right.

We should get the job done.

- You really think I did good?

- You did great, Nephew.

- Wow, I appreciate that.

Even though I fucked up on that wall.

- Nah, you did good, man.

- You think so?

- Yeah, you might have a career at this.

- You think so?

- Yeah.

- Well, I mean, I'm just trying to focus

on swimming this summer.

- Swimming?

- Yeah.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah, that's what I've been doing, like,

for the last two seasons, yeah.

- That's good.

- It's going pretty well, so let's see what happens.

- Yeah, man, well, you know, if that doesn't work,

you got something else to do, you know?

- Appreciate it.

That's nice.

- Yeah.

- Appreciate that.

- Well, I'm glad we're early.

You gonna meet my wife?

- Already?

- Yeah.

- Hey, honey.

- She's here.

Hey, what's up?

- Hi.

Oh, you must be Pete.

It's nice to finally meet you.

- Wow, you're so beautiful, uncle.

Good to see you, man.

- Thank you, appreciate it.

- Thank you, appreciate that.

So I actually just finished setting up your room.

Everything is all set for you, so welcome.

Glad to have you.

We're happy to have you here.

- Thank you so much.

Thank you.

- Yeah, and you, I will see you later, okay?

- Okay, definitely.

- Yeah.

- Okay, all right, uncle.

I see you, bro.

I see you.

- A lot of work, man.

- That's awesome.

- Good pictures.

- That's fucking pretty, man.

- Yeah, appreciate that.

Thank you.

But yeah, you know, you're gonna be staying here

with us for a couple of days, you know?

Get some work done out of the house,

make some extra cash, you know?

- All right, well, I'm ready.

- Oh, you ready to shower, man?

- Yeah, yeah, definitely.

- Yeah, I fucking smell like shit around your wife.

- Freshen up, dude.

- Should I leave this here?

- Yeah, leave that there.

- All right, well, I'll be back in a few minutes.

- Tomorrow, we'll finish up.

- All right.

- Good dude, man.

Good dude.

- Oh, let's go.

Let's go.

Nice.

- Hey, Pete, have you seen my phone?

- I don't know if it's yours or uncle's,

but there's a phone there.

Oh, there it is.

- You have it.

- Thanks.

- Let's go.

- Well, yeah, just, I don't care what you have to do,

just cancel it.

You got it?

All right, thanks.

- You all right?

- Oh yeah, everything's good.

Everything's gonna be perfect.

Babe.

Babe.

Babe.

Baby, come on, you didn't fall asleep on me.

Come on.

Babe.

No, come on, babe.

I don't know.

I got home early, I canceled my plans.

Come on, babe.

Let me catch up with you.

I can't handle it.

Come on, baby.

I'll do that little thing you like.

You know, that thing with my mouth.

Seriously?

What the fuck?

- Is everything okay in there?

- No, you fell asleep on me.

Again.

- Can I come in?

- Yeah, sure.

Come on in.

- You all right?

- Does it look okay?

He fell asleep on me again.

- Oh wow.

- Yeah, he does it all the time.

We never want sex, it's kind of crazy

'cause I mean, he had time off, I had time off.

I mean, I'm just so tired.

He does this all the time.

- Well, you know, I just wanna say

I'm really grateful for you guys

and letting me stay over

and just escape what I got going on back there.

If there's any way I can help you guys,

maybe help you, maybe ease the pain.

- How do you mean?

- You know, like maybe I can give you conilingus.

- Oh my God.

You're my nephew.

- Yeah, I'm your step-nephew.

- That's true.

That's true.

Okay.

I'm gonna go to bed.

- Shh, go to sleep.

Shh.

- Oh.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Shit.

Oh my God.

Your tummy is so much better than your uncle's.

I still sound asleep.

Oh my God.

Fuck, my nephew's tummy is better than my husband's.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

I know I couldn't have met you before I got married.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh fuck, yes.

Yeah.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God, yes.

Yes, keep your pussy just like that.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, you need my pussy better than my husband.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh yes.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh fuck.

Oh, I'm gonna cum.

(moaning)

Fuck.

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes.

Oh fuck, wow.

What, wow.

Okay.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- What's up?

- Come on, go back to sleep, you had a bad dream.

I'm still at it.

- Yes.

- Hey, I think he's gotta get dressed.

- Okay babe.

Hey Pete, make sure you get dressed.

You're gonna be late.

You got that estimate with the new client.

- What time is that?

- Oh, I don't know, but you guys are about to be real late.

Come and try and get the snack or get some lunch first.

- Mm, that smells so good.

What is that?

- Got some chicken wings and got some fruit here.

Just some stuff for you guys to snack on.

- That's great.

- Yeah, here, let me take it out.

Oh, you look good.

- Thanks.

- Your uncle's right there.

- What?

- Yeah.

- I know you like that lick I gave you the other day.

- I'm not gonna lie, I've been thinking about it.

- Listen, I'm really horny, okay?

- I really wanna fuck you.

- And I can't go to this fucking appraisal thing

without, you know, something.

Mm, this is good.

- Yeah.

- Delicious.

- It's wet and moist and sweet.

- Please, anything, let me hit it real quick.

- Your uncle.

- He won't hear us.

- He's gonna take forever.

- Please, please, please.

- Okay, really quick.

- Yeah.

- Okay, just take it.

Oh my God, fuck.

(gasps)

(gasps)

- Hey babe, have you seen my new shirt?

- Uh, yeah, it's in the back,

back of the closet to the right.

- Okay, thank you.

- Okay.

- Pete, I'll be out in two minutes.

- Alright, uncle.

(footsteps)

- Oh, fuck.

(groans)

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God, fuck.

Oh my God.

Dude, it's huge.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh yeah, yes.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

I feel so good.

(groans)

I feel so good, I've been eating.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Yes.

(groans)

Oh, oh my God.

Oh, yes, yes.

(groans)

Oh my God, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck, oh my God.

Oh my God, I can't.

I can't breathe.

Oh my God.

Fuck.

(groans)

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

- Yeah, that's it, baby.

- Oh my God.

(groans)

- Oh yes.

- Oh my God, yes.

(groans)

Oh my God.

- Put that thing back in there,

put that thing back in there.

- Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

- Deep, let's go.

- Hey, babe, what's up?

What's going on?

- Oh, not much.

Pete actually went to go warm up the car.

- Oh, okay, good.

- He got dressed, he's looking good.

- What's this?

- I made a little lunch for you.

- Okay, that's good.

- Yeah, grab a bite.

Yeah, there's some chips.

- What you got going on today?

- Oh, you know, I'm just gonna clean around the house

in case it's filthy.

Clean up the mess and all of that.

- Okay, that's good.

- Did you get your rough estimates?

- Oh, yeah, let me get my paperwork ready.

- It's actually in the office.

- Oh, yeah, there it is.

- So I'll just go check it out.

- All right, thank you, babe.

- No worries.

- See you later, honey.

- Have a great day at work, babe.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh my God, I'm coming.

Fuck.

(panting)

You gotta go.

Oh.

He's gotta, you gotta go.

He's been inspecting you in the car.

(groaning)

- No, I'm here, honey.

- Yeah, go, go, go.

- I'll be back.

- Okay.

Oh my God.

I can't believe we just got home.

- Yeah, but I didn't get to come.

I wanna come.

- I got you, I promise.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Better.

(car door opening)

- Hey, what's up, Pete?

I thought you were warming up.

- Oh, well, I got the keys.

Am I driving?

- No, I'm driving.

- Oh, you suck.

- We gotta get going.

That's how you look like that?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Oh, this thing, we should be ready by time.

- Did you get everything you needed, babe?

- Yeah, I think I got everything.

Keys, ready to go?

- Let's go.

- All right, see you later, honey.

- Have a good day at work.

- Mom, all right, I'll be right there.

(car door closing)

- All right, I'm holding you to that.

- I'm coming.

(clapping)

- Hey, wait up.

(car door closing)

- Oh my God.

(clapping)

- Come on, guys, let's keep moving the ball.

Let's go, let's go, come on.

(crowd cheering)

Come on, you're almost there.

Come on, man.

Do this.

- Babe, this is the game, this is the game.

- You're almost ready?

- Yes, honey.

- You know what tonight is, right?

- Yes.

- Yeah, movie night, I'm so excited.

How do I look?

(clapping)

- Let's go.

- Babe.

- Hey, honey, what's up?

- Do you like the dress?

- Oh, I love that dress.

- Is it cute?

- Oh, it's good on you, honey, I like it.

- Thank you.

- Very nice.

- You almost ready?

- Oh, babe, just a minute, okay?

I'm watching the game.

- No, babe, come on, come on, babe, tonight.

- It's game night, babe, come on, it's game night.

Come on, please.

- Come on, it's supposed to be a movie, dinner,

a little extra.

- Oh, oh, oh, my nephew's here.

- What's the matter with you?

(sighs)

- Babe.

- I have to tell you to go again.

- I'm so excited.

- Go for it.

- Guys, babe, this is a big game.

Come on, please, understand.

You guys can score, come on.

(claps)

Come on, defense.

Yes, yes.

What's wrong with you?

Woo, what a play.

Yes.

(laughs)

(laughs)

Hey, babe.

I don't want you to be mad at me.

I'll make it up for you, okay?

Next week.

Yes, yes.

I promise.

This is an important game for me.

It's the playoffs.

Woo!

Babe, can you grab me some beer?

- Sure, babe, one second.

(slurps)

(gulps)

(slurps)

(gulps)

(slurps)

(gulps)

(slurps)

(gulps)

- Great job, guys.

Please forgive me, honey, okay?

I'll make it up for you, promise.

- No worries, babe.

I forgive you.

- Yes, thank you, babe.

I got a lot of money on this game, okay?

I'll make it up.

I'll take you shopping.

We'll go eat somewhere nice.

- No worries, babe, I forgive you.

- Sorry.

- All forgiven, babe.

(slurps)

- Yes.

(claps)

Woo, we in there.

We in the playoffs.

Babe, forgive me, please, okay?

Hey, if you can't grab me a beer,

come give a man a hug.

Come give me a hug, babe.

- Sure, babe, one second.

(slurps)

- I'll make it up, okay?

- Okay.

- We in for the game.

- Okay.

Oh my God.

- Hmm?

- No, no, no, look at this again.

- Oh, okay, we're watching the game, too.

- Mm-hmm.

- Look at this.

- Yep.

- No, I'm telling you, babe, this is the game.

- Oh, yeah.

- It's getting good, it's getting good.

- Yeah, it's getting really good.

Oh, oh my God.

Oh, man.

- It's getting good, babe.

- Yeah, yeah, it's getting,

it's getting really good.

- You're getting into the game there.

- Yeah, it's a great, great game.

- Let's go, team.

What a game.

- I'm gonna go get some water, okay?

- Go ahead, babe.

Yew!

Wow, I'm so happy.

Let's go, guys, come on.

Ah.

Come on, guys, come on.

Gotta get, come on.

There you go.

That's what I'm talking about, come on, man up.

- Yeah.

Oh my God.

- We need to stop 'em right here, come on.

- Oh, fuck, yes.

(sighing)

- What the hell are you doing?

- Oh my God, you're so much bigger than your uncle.

Fuck.

Oh.

- Come on.

- Yeah.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

Oh, fuck.

Oh, your uncle, man.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

(groaning)

- Let's go, team, let's go, team.

Playoff, playoff time.

- Oh, oh my God.

(groaning)

(clattering)

(groaning)

Oh my God, fuck.

(groaning)

Your uncle never makes me come like this.

Fuck.

(groaning)

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You're so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, I can't.

(groaning)

(clapping)

- Let's go.

Great fucking job, guys.

Awesome.

Yes!

(groaning)

Come on, come on, come on, you gotta stop over here.

(groaning)

Yes, come on, guys.

Ooh, nice, nice.

- Oh, fuck.

(groaning)

(groaning)

- Come on, let's get through this, let's get through this.

Come on, what are you doing?

Let's go in.

- Oh my God, fuck.

- Stop 'em, stop 'em.

(groaning)

- Oh my God.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

- Let's go, team.

That's right.

- Oh my God.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

(groaning)

- Get in, get in, get in.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- Oh my God.

Yeah.

(groaning)

- Oh yeah.

- Come on, team, come on, team, let's go, let's go.

It's crunch time, come on, let's go.

- You fuck way better than your uncle.

Fuck, oh my God.

- What is he doing?

- Holy shit.

- Get it together, man, come on.

- Oh my God.

Oh my God, he looks so much better than your uncle.

- Come on, man.

Come on, team, we...

Fuck.

That's a stupid play, man, come on, you don't do that.

You lost five yards, man, come on, man, shit.

There you go, there you go, there you go, yes.

- Oh fuck.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- Oh my God.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- Oh my God.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- Oh my God.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- Oh my God.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- Oh my God.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- Oh my God.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- Oh my God.

Oh fuck, oh shit, you make me come harder than your uncle.

Fuck.

- Let's do this, come on.

Time to level up the game, let's do this.

- Oh my God.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- Oh my God.

- Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- Oh my God.

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- Oh my God.

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- Oh my God.

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- Oh my God.

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- Oh my God.

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- Way to go.

- Way to go.

- Way to go.