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Formerly in Family Law...

You are my book club.

It's Maggie, who is pregnant and alone.

She needs us more than you do.

- Cordelia. - Harrison.

She came before your mother.

My father and I take a year and backpack around the world.

- Sign. - What is it?

Forty under 40.

It is for the city's most promising.

You mean dad never will Consider me as a partner?

- Sir. Svensson. - Yes, Madam Judge.

Forty under 40.

I am in. Take it, Dad.

How long have you had a phone?

and I still get his messages.

Who is Felicity?

Say again you don't want to be with her.

I can not.

Why did you meet this woman?

Everything was easy with Felicity,

and everything is hard with her.

It shouldn't be hard to be with me.

It is over.

Let's try again.

we have something we would like to talk to you about.

We love you both very much.

Then you say that we will always be their parents.

And will always be there.

Yes.

Lucy says the most important thing is that we are a united front.

Of course.

I don't know if today is a good day.

Sofia is ugly at the moment.

She is always ugly.

We can't put it off forever.

Come on.

This is it.

we have something we will talk to you about.

Are you going to divorce?

Yes.

We love you so much...

...and we will always be there for you.

Of course, it's not your fault.

Although there is a change,will your life be the same.

The same school, the same friends, the same home.

Can't you just talk about it,

as you say, Sofia and I shall when we argue?

It's not always that easy.

I think, we will be a better family...

...separately.

And I respect your mother's decision.

Do you have any questions?

Can we stop talking now?

“I respect your mother's decision"?

What the hell was that? You betrayed me, again.

- What was I supposed to say?- That's why we agreed on it!

And why did you say "same home"?

Should I live with my mother permanently?

This is our house, bought with my money.

You are not in the driver's seat.

What does it mean?

It means, that I have parental authority.

Guess you're still hovering over it.

I dont do that.

Okay.

We have to write it down.

- So everything is completely clear. - Agreed.

I'm making a separation agreement, okay?

Okay.

I miss her too, Cecil.

Harry wants to talk to you.

- Hello.- How did it go?

Terrible.

The children said nothing. and Frank cheated

and said unto them, that the divorce was my idea.

What an idiot.

I'm making a draft to a separation agreement.

Do you do it yourself?

Frank is a family lawyer,

and I'm good at letting as if I am.

It shouldn't be that hard.

A lawyer who represents himself, has a fool as a client.

It is too early for proverbs.

Abigail...

...will you give me the credit of to represent you in your divorce? 89

but Sofia and Nico adore you

for some inexplicable reason.

So let me explain

why their grandpa is attacking their father in court.

If you reject the best,

you should hire the next best.

Cordelia Bernstein.

- I don't need a lawyer. - Did you say that?

I wanted to tell.

Tell him what?

About Forty under 40.

Yes, that was next on the agenda.

Distinguished recognition and good for the company.

That's right, Danny.

Thank you Father.

The vicar asked me to say,your client is waiting in the conference room.

My husband has hired a divorce attorney.

And you need a lawyer?

No, I don't want a divorce.

If your husband wants a divorce,

unfortunately there is nothing you can do.

If I get divorced, I will be deported.

We have been married for two months.

It's not long enough.

Karolinka, where did you meet?

Online.

International Brides.

As in mail order?

He ordered me from a catalog.

Jim and I wrote thousands of messages

- on this side.- Over how long?

One year. When he proposed on messenger, I was so happy.

So you didn't meet him in fact before…

I landed at the airport.

Why did you sign up? an international marriage agency?

Everyone thinks I'm a hottie at home.

You?

I was looking forward to starting a life with my modern Canadian husband.

But?

But when I arrived it dawned on me, he does not want a modern wife.

He wants a servant.

I tried to be patient,

and now he wants a divorce.

After two years of marriage

will you be entitled to Canadian citizenship

and cannot be deported.

With two months of marriage,

one year of mandatory separation,

the snail's pace of the legal system

and a few delays from our side

you finish quickly in two years.

The problem is that her husband wants a reversal.

What is the difference?

It means, the marriage is annulled. 145

Can he do it?

Only if his lawyer proves, it was fraud.

If Jim can prove you married him

so you could get citizenship…

Of course I did!

But I also got married of love!

Jim's lawyer probably advises him

to apply for reversal rather than divorce,

so he doesn't stay financially responsible for you.

I don't care about money.

I just want to stay in Canada.

We are trying to reach an agreement, where you can stay in Canada

against the waiver of spousal support.

He orders her online, and will return her as a T-shirt.

I don't want her deported but she uses him so she can stay.

He uses her too. Karolinka is beautiful.

Have you seen their wedding photo? Jim is a three at most.

- And? - A three cannot score a ten

without bringing anything to the table.

It comes from one,whose marriage is in ruins.

Please be nice.

Is it different than the beautiful young women,

that comes in here with boring old men?

It's a barter.

And she knows for sure not a single person here.

She probably has no money and resources if things go wrong.

He has all the cards in his hand!

Okay.

Understood.

Oh God.

- Have you had portraits taken? - No.

It is a professional image to his dating profile,

one of those with a wrinkled forehead

- Give me my phone! - "Daniel S.

Partner in law firm. Cultivating Iron Man."

"Forty under 40."

It was quickly added, huh?

Give me my phone!

Give your brother the phone back.

How can you judge Karolinka for to use a marriage agency,

when you shop for dates on an app?

Because I'm not paying for it!

Mail order brides are prostitution.

You're trying to find love with a checklist.

Heard.

Danielle was as expected, and it didn't last. 194

except Jerris,

regardless of how you met your partner.

The vicar asked me to say,

that Harry's appointment has just arrived.

Why doesn't she say it?

She is shy.

Excuse me.

My client wants a clause in the prenuptial agreement,

where Teza is required not to take in weight as long as they are married.

A thinness clause?

A commitment to to have a low BMI.

- It's crazy. - Ash and Teza

are stars on social media.

They both understand

Video is a visual medium.

- We agree to that. - Do we?

On the condition, that your client removes the moustache.

It's for Movember!

It's June!

My client creates prostate cancer awareness.

Men's Expert is one of our sponsors.

You look like someone you warn children against.

- It is subjective. - My client gets a rash from it.

Video is visual, as you said yourself.

Okay. But Teza is allowed in videos not be wearing colors, 221

Want to check my color palette?

The last time you wore yellow,

asked our followers, if I suffered from jaundice!

Our client resigns like spousal support,

if Jim withdraws the overthrow.

Sorry. My client wants to end the marriage.

He can do that to file for divorce.

Jim and Karolinka can begin their separation

immediately.

They will practically be divorced.

The paperwork will be arranged within two years. 233

Karolinka will not be deported.

- Everyone wins. - Do we have a deal?

- No deal. - You cheated on me.

How did I cheat you?

You said you loved me.

I loved the man on the computer.

You are not that man.

You said you were traditional!

- You neither cook nor clean. - I'm not a maid.

You just eat candy

- and watching TV. - I'm learning English!

Talking on the phone with your brother all night.

I miss my family, okay?

- Okay, listen... - No! 248

I have been taken hostage. He doesn't give me a key.

What do you need a key for? You're not going anywhere.

He said, he wanted to invite me out to eat.

- I invited you to the Swiss Chalet. - One time!

Dinners are for wives.

Wives perform marital duties!

Wives perform marital duties when they feel like it, mate,

and something tells me

that you don't feel like it to be threatened with deportation. 258

A few times when she first arrived.

Now she's making faces, when I approach

which I smell.

Your client gave a misleading image of oneself.

She cheated my client to obtain citizenship.

We are not withdrawing the reversal.

Do you still the correspondence with Jim?

It took place via Internationale Brude.

The account is now closed.

I am making a request for access to documents.

So your customers are buying brides?

I'm not brothel nut, Ms. Bianchi. 271

We charge a symbolic amount for a messaging service.

- Define symbolically. - Eight dollars.

Eight dollars per message? So...

...if it is written thousands of messages...

...good work.

Jim and Karolinka wrote together about the beautiful children,

- they should have. - Yes.

For many women it is an adventure to create a family

with a good provider.

An adventure until your husband applies on reversal after two months,

and you may be deported.

but sometimes goes a broken marriage.

You know very well, that the residence permit is used

of men to control their mail order brides…

We don't say that.

...which can be one violation of human rights.

I am checking criminal records of all customers.

You cater to incels.

You western women are so…

...arrogant when it comes to your romantic ideals.

In many cultures, the order is marriage and then love. 294

I brought nothing from Mumbai.

I have now been married for 40 years.

I have a lovely husband three beautiful children

and a thriving business in Canada.

Is your marriage perfect?

I just want my customers find happiness just like I did.

Not all wishes come true.

- Luce! - Hello.

Paddleboarding tonight?

Unfortunately, my board is with Maggie.

So download it.

I try to give her space.

Even if you are unpopular,

do you still have a claim on your things.

Here you go.

It's your favorite banana flavor.

I'm not hungry.

Do you want to talk about it?

- I know it's difficult. - Then why do you do it?

Dad would still let you move in in the basement if you wanted.

I can't, honey.

Why not?

You did something stupid dad did something stupid

can't you just quit?

- It is... - Come on mom.

It's a little more complicated.

How?

- These are adult problems. - Why do adults always say that? 324

- Nico. - I think you don't care.

I care more about our family than anything else in the world.

You didn't even try!

What happened to you?

I took a spontaneous swim.

And...

...done.

Congratulations.

I am proud of that you take the next step, baby.

Aren't you going on a date soon?

Do you mean it?

I just sent mine separation agreement in

seven seconds ago.

A good time to have the pipes cleaned. 339

I do not know either, how to find a date

It's easy. Look here.

How many dating apps are you on, mom?

Different apps for different needs.

I'll help you with to create a profile.

No. The case we are working on, do that I never ever

will look for love online.

You're boring.

- What about you? - What about me?

Let us set you up. Get yourself a bang.

I do nothing that brings the chanceto get Maggie back in harm's way.

Are you trying to get Maggie back? I haven't noticed that.

I am afraid of, that I contact her,

it starts the divorce process.

If I do nothing, are we technically still together.

If you haven't heard from Maggie,

she might be thinking the same thing.

Does not?

Caroline?

I can't go home.

My parents expect that I send money home.

Are you okay?

I have had nausea and been dizzy for the past few days.

It must be stress.

- Where are you going? - The pharmacy.

"I look forward to to lie in your big, strong arms.

I'm looking forward to it, you have to fill my hole...

...in the heart.

I will grow old with you.”

It's probably good content

for your love novel,

but why is it relevant in this case?

I'll get to it.

I apologize, Mr. Judge.

There is a new development in the case.

I am pregnant!

Is that my child?

Of course it's yours. Who else would be the father? 379

Whatever it is, you must fix it somewhere else.

This courtroom is not a reality show.

My client does not pay child support for someone else's child.

How could it be someone else's?

I must not leave the house!

We need a paternity test.

With the child in the womb, it is only possible

via an amniocentesis, and it can result in spontaneous abortion.

I don't want to run that risk.

Nor do I.

I have a little Jimmy in my belly.

We drop the reversal.

to Karolinka if you get divorced?

Yes, if we get divorced.

Now that you are pregnant, do you feel so different?

Around me?

We will be a family forever.

And now I have to learn to cook and clean.

I'm going to be a mother.

HELLO. I KNOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME

BUT I HAVE TO USE SOME OF MY THINGS.

OKAY. COME BY AT 18.

Since my client has created their YouTube channel,

she keeps it in case of divorce. 405

and the bulk of their followers.

Our subscribers came for your fashion tips,

but stayed for my fashion mistakes.

Fashion mistakes that wouldn't be exciting

if I didn't make sure the round ass was fit.

- What have you? - I guess we're done for today.

Let's continue tomorrow.

Hello.

Can I hashtag the company?

No.

As you want.

Our 2.3 million followers earn average $200,000.

On second thought, just do it.

Do you want it?

I don't drink bubbles.

Can I have it?

I've taken a sip.

I need lots of bubbles

to endure this pretentious party.

- You actually think it's funny. - It's good for business.

That's what my employees said, when they nominated me.

Martina.

Daniel.

Dating apps?

It is actually private.

If it's private, you shouldn't be on an app at a party.

Touché.

- Are you writing a short story? - Are you reading along?

I want to make surewe match before we meet

so we don't waste time.

How effective.

Imagine if you ate with one,

there wasn't your future wife.

Okay.

What do you suggest?

Conciseness is a rare art.

Just ask if she wants to meet.

Alice.

Hello. I have to get my things.

I think I have most of it here.

I can help you with the paddleboard.

- Where's Maggie? - She's out.

When will she be back?

When you're not here.

So are you two dating now?

You know I don't like titles.

Thanks for the tip about the message. We are going to eat at Jardin.

What?

- Not a good choice? - A bit formal for a first date.

What do you suggest?

Feet.

It is new, local ingredients, the chef is hyped.

Okay. Thanks for the tip.

FRANK BIANCHI A NEW EMAIL

What the hell...

Why are you sitting out here?

The painters are in there.

Is it going well? with representing yourself?

- Shut up, Harry. - Hmm.

The vicar asked me to say, that Karolinka is here. 468

She says you make her nervous.

Jim says, he wants to get me deported again.

What? Why? What happened?

He has recorded my conversations, when I have called home.

It's disgusting.

Also those for my brother.

What are you wearing?

Only panties.

Should I take them off?

Yes.

Do you like it? Yes.

Do you want it? Yes.

Do you want more? Yes. Oh yes.

- Let us... - I'm starting to believe,

that maybe she didn't talk to her brother.

...marmalade from your pastry.

Looking at him makes me sick.

Guess I wasted $10,000 on you!

Protest. The recording is from yesterday.

She can have entered into the marriage in good faith.

They probably had a relationship,

as she lured my client with messages,

she probably didn't write it herself.

You are all gold diggers.

Okay. That's good!

I have to go recent developments into account.

Let's continue tomorrow at 14.

Hello!

Nico insisted, we came by after school. 499

I'm here to see grandpa.

Okay.

He's just ending a call, but I said you are here.

Thanks.

Maybe the two of us can talk about your corrections to my corrections.

- Alone. - Of course.

Why don't you hang out with your uncle Daniel,

while you wait for grandpa?

Hello.

Hello, Uncle Daniel.

So...

- ...is it a good book? - Yes. It is part of a series.

Cool.

Nico? Harry is ready for you.

Thanks. Goodbye, Uncle Daniel.

Goodbye.

Nico!

Will my sweet grandson see,

I have thought about, we should buy media shares for you.

Did you hear about my mom and dad?

Yes. Sit down.

What is in your professional opinion

the chances of that they get back together?

Statistically speaking?

Unlikely.

Wish I had never taken dad's stupid phone

along to that pajama party.

I don't even like that boy.

Your parents must not divorce due to the.

Yes, they must.

No offence, but you are not that powerful. 532

The family is doing well.

And even become happier.

This is the hard part.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- How are you feeling? - Miserable.

Not so bad like Karolinka tomorrow.

Unless a miracle happens, we lose the case.

I'm looking for a new angle,

but there is nothing to do.

Can I get a lift home?

Home? Is it called "home" now?

Why do you still get a billion notifications

from that dating app?

I can't find my soulmate at the first match.

Dating is all about numbers.

Do you remember, when Jim said to Karolinka:

"You're all gold diggers"?

Strange, it was the majority.

Has Jim ordered any other mail order brides?

This is confidential information.

I don't have time to to get a court order, Aparna.

Karolinka will probably be deported next week. Divorced and pregnant.

I didn't know she was pregnant.

If you know something, who can help her case, 558

I'm just going to the bathroom.

Please join us to look at my computer in the meantime.

There is confidential information on it.

What made you look for it love abroad, jim?

Foreign girls are more unspoiled.

Unspoilt how?

They are not brainwashed of all that feminist bullshit.

You have shown a lot experience with foreign ladies.

Protest! Hostile.

Followed up.

How many mail order brides have you bought?

Protest! Prejudiced.He hasn't bought any.

It was an arranged marriage.

Rephrase the question.

How many times have you used it?

- International Brides? - Thaw.

Three, actually, but that's okay.

Mathematics is not everyone's forte.

Jim returned a mail order breach before Karolinka

and have already paid the deposit for a new bride

in anticipation about his wife's deportation.

So what?

She is not my first wife.

What was your first wife's name?

- Ilona. - Ilona.

And Ilona was deported, right?

Why not?

She broke her marriage vows.

What marriage vows?

To love, cherish and obey.

But "to obey" was removed

from the official church marriage vows in 1981,

long before both Karolinka and Ilona was born.

I didn't mean "obey" that way.

Just for a wife to follow...

Let me take care of her.

And if a wife will not follow, Will she be deported?

Protest.

Abandoned.

Jim has dealt with the marriagelike a shirt you buy

without trying it first, knowing, that you can safely send it back.

Women are not commodities, which can be returned to the manufacturer.

Humans do not come with a right of return.

He is the one who did not enter the marriage in good faith.

We ask you not to to overturn the marriage.

Although this case speaks for itself,

and I find this man's behavior both repulsive and immoral,

isn't it illegal.

Therefore, I must accommodate the desire for reversal. 609

Okay.

Thanks.

The lawyer says there is one way she can stay here on.

She needs to get a job

through the state's program for skilled workers.

It requires skills.

I have no skills!

You get to see your family.

My family gets mad at me.

My father is already embarrassed,

that his daughter is a mail order offender.

He probably won't let me move back.

What about your girlfriend?

My ex-boyfriend won't parent another man's child. 624

- She has to pray. - I do not think.

I am seeking asylum!

Stay with Karolinka. I will contact you soon.

I know another way you can help Karolinka on

Give her a job.

I wish I could, but it's impossible.

Is it?

I could tell the authorities, that you withheld information

about Jim's marital past,

which is a breach of your obligation to Karolinka.

She trusted, that you gave her accurate information, 636

I gave you the information to help you.

You can't use it against me!

She is not allowed to work in Canada.

I can do that.

Okay.

She can start on... Monday.

No bread for the table, the fish must baked with oil, not butter,

no rice but extra vegetables, serve the sauce separately,

and not too much salt.

Nice to go out with one, who also eats disciplinedly.

Yes.

Where were you a lawyer?

Fleishman and Topher.

- And you? - Svensson and Svensson.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Have you cycled the Triple Crown?

I have, yes.

Unfortunately, the chef cannot accommodate your culinary requests.

- Can't or won't? - Sorry. Do not want to.

Is that right?

Then we eat at a restaurant with a chef who wants.

Hello?

What? Can it wait? I'm on a date.

Okay. I'll be right there.

I'm really sorry, but I have to go.

my friend says it is an emergency.

Oh no.

Shall we find a new day?

I'm very busy at work at the moment.

Hello, Forty Under 40.

I listen, you have corrections for my menu.

Your favorite restaurant is your own?

You would know that if you had asked me something

for the Forty under 40 party.

Where did your date go?

It was an emergency.

The one with the emergency.

What do you mean?

Move over to the bar. Then I'll explain it to you.

What do you think, Cordelia?

All the fixes, remove it.

It hurts the eyes.

I think,Frank uses the negotiations

to postpone dissolving the marriage.

I think you do too.

No I do not.

There is a word for to dissolve a marriage.

It's called divorce. and you don't say it.

We were the perfect match on paper.

- Are you starting again now? - I just don't understand.

Paper does not account for pheromones.

Think of all the couples who would never have met,

if they let it be up to online dating.

Elizabeth Bennet would have swiped to the left of Mr. Darcy. 694

Will Belle swipe right on a large water buffalo?

It was actually sexual intercourse expensive but i see your point.

What is it?

Pan-fried medallion of rib-eye with a sauce on mushrooms and peppercorns,

served with potatoes fried in butter with white truffles,

topped with Gruyere cheese.

So all the things I'm not allowed to eat.

And fresh herbs.

Okay.

Wow!

It will give me air in my stomach.

So what? We need to normalize farting.

So...

I want to finish all this drama with Frank.

I'm tired of repeating the same scene over and over.

As long as you fight it alone,

you are doomed to repeat the same old patterns.

Yes, as long as we do it, I can't go on.

Frank doesn't want a divorce,

he will drag it out.

The arguing is a form of intimacy.

What do you advise me?

Firstly

have a lawyer representing himself, a fool as a client. 720

He is right.

I can understand, You have known each other for a long time.

We studied law together.

As fellow students or...

No one likes a gossip aunt.

It sounds, like Nina is having fun in Tokyo.

Yes. She has also sent me a postcard.

How did it go yesterday?

Well.

Well done dating app.

No, the date didn't go well, but…

...the evening was fantastic.

Caroline.

I watched your YouTube channel yesterday.

Did you only see it yesterday?

I understand you specializein fitness and fashion,

but my impression is,

that you have got your followers because of your relationship.

Hashtag the perfect relationship!

We are admirable.

- A fairytale. - Exact.

Adventures always end happily.

What's the point?

Their followers do not want to see these lovely people divorced.

And therefore...

...I suggest that if the marriage ends, ends the channel.

It is a legitimate consideration,

that your career on social media would not handle a divorce. 749

- Nor do I. - Let's stay together.

When we will be together forever, why make a prenuptial agreement?

It makes no sense.

No meaning.

- Ossie? - Ossie.

It probably means ossie.

Okay.

Hashtag adventure!

I give them a year.

Without a prenuptial agreement...

I look forward to, we'll meet in court.

They've hashtagged us.

"Bald beauty."

"Silver fox." I like that.

- Yes. - Cheers.

Cheers.

Hey, nerds.

Someone has been looking forward to you coming.

Englebert!

- Thank you mom. - You are welcome.

You should know, that I have hired a lawyer.

Do you mean it?

Cordelia Bernstein.

Have you hired the flamethrower?

Mother! Come on!

Just in case you wanted to hire one too.

Good, you got your paddleboard.

How did it go?

Luce.

What is it?

It's from a new friend.

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