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Sir,

have you found a way to determine

if Yu Dengdeng is the master?

The only way is to find the second half of the book.

Now the spirit clan is

hovering over her in the dark.

I'm worried about her.

Since Yu Dengdeng's safety

is the first priority,

why wouldn't you

give back the hair pin?

Take a look, take a look.

Belongings of Qingquan Stronghold chief's heroic husband are on sale.

Great bargain.

Silky handkerchief.

Silky shorts.

Silky shorts.

Fine workmanship wallet and four treasures of the study.

One yuan.

All for one yuan.

Slowly, slowly.

I want this. I want this…

Come, come…

I want this.

One by one, please.

All for one yuan, one by one please.

The Chief Yu Dengdeng

Don't take it, you will have it.

is very kindhearted.

Bravo. Bravo…

Chief Yu took…

Bravo.

the handsome man in…

One yuan, only for one yuan.

Come and have a look, one yuan.

Nothing to lose and no tricks.

Come and take a look.

Chief,

our goods are selling really well.

…from chickens and dogs to grannies.

You filthy servant.

You really impressed me.

Master, is this compliment or sarcasm?

You know me,

how could I figure out all this?

This was Gu Beixi's idea.

I just exaggerated a bit

and carried it out.

Since when are you getting along with him?

Not like that.

As he's on our side

for this matter,

I take him as one of ours.

Besides, he cares about you so much when you're in trouble.

He accompanies you everyday

to the theatre and teahouse for fun.

Afraid of you being depressed.

Now we have a chance to give the guy a lesson.

What a relief.

A relief?

No, no, no…

Yeah, a huge relief.

You made me sound like a fatuous ruler.

It's okay to say that I'm Song Jiang.

But who's Wu Da and who's Pan Jinlian?

And who is Ximen Qing?

Ouch, it hurts.

Let's stop this.

Here, have a look at this.

This is good stuff.

…with evil heart…

One yuan, nothing to lose

and no tricks.

One yuan, all for one yuan.

Come and have a look.

Bravo. Bravo.

Bravo. Bravo.

Chief, chief.

Well, well.

One by one, one by one.

One by one. No rush.

No rush.

Let's go upstairs first.

Go upstairs.

Miss Yu,

I have something to ask you, Miss Yu.

I have something to ask you.

Bravo. Bravo.

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

Listen to me, listen to me.

One by one gives everyone a chance.

Rushing makes everyone lose the chance.

Okay, here we go.

I'll go first. I'll go first.

Chief, this is our pharmacy's

newly developed medicinal powder.

It stops bleeding and regenerates the muscle with immediate effect.

For heavy wounds from swords and knives,

apply it and they will heal immediately.

Most suitable for your stronghold's people.

After the bloodbath of the brawl,

it can heal and cure the wound and replenish blood and spiritual energy.

It can also nourish the skin.

What do you think?

How about a few boxes of this number?

No problem.

Bring them now.

Bring them now.

Mine, mine.

My turn.

Chief,

the foundation of manhood

is the strength of the body.

There are so many heroes in your stronghold,

you must try our tiger bone wine.

Here, please have a smell.

Chief?

Take a couple of barrels.

Okay, I'll deliver them to you right away.

They want all kinds of stuff.

I'm doing this for you.

It's up to you whether you can become famous.

Okay, I know.

Does Gu Beixi have any

concept of time?

How come he's not here yet?

Take it easy, Master.

It's reported that

he seems to have gone to South Creek to catch katydids.

He should be here soon.

Why catch katydid?

Isn't this what you said you wanted yesterday?

Miss Yu,

Dahai.

Mr. Wu,

what brings you,

the boss of the theatre, here?

You flatter me.

Miss Yu.

Today, I've come to bring you a great gift.

Thank you, Mr. Wu.

We old-fashioned people can't appreciate art

and don't have the money to do it.

Miss Yu,

let's not talk about art today.

How about

talking about life?

I heard that your heroic husband ran away some time ago.

Now there is a shortage of someone to serve.

And

we have one actor

with our promotion.

He could be your alternative.

Lu,

meet Miss Yu.

Miss Yu.

His last name is also Lu?

How can that be?

From now on,

his last name is Yu.

If you would like to support him,

he can have any last name.

Go away. His last name is whatever he likes.

Our chief,

has no interest in

that guy anymore.

There you go.

No.

-No, Dahai. -Just leave.

Wait.

Who says I'm not interested?

Sit down.

Have a chat.

Know how to morra?

Do you want to go first?

Or I go first?

Listen up, Miss Yu.

-The Eight Immortals. -February 6.

-Five Kuishou. -Six six six.

They are gaming here

and there's no point for us to stay.

Let's go, let's go downstairs.

It's more lively downstairs.

Let's go, Dahai.

Let's go for a cup of tea.

Master…

There's nothing to worry about.

One more time.

Don't worry.

What a drinker, Miss Yu.

Let me fill your glass.

Miss Yu, listen carefully this time.

-The Eight Immortals. -Ten Mantang.

-Five Kuishou. -Ten Mantang.

Two Ten Mantang. Miss Yu, you lost again.

I don't believe this.

Let's try again.

-Six six six. -February six.

-Six six six. -Five Kuishou.

Miss Yu, please.

Why am I drinking again?

Dahai, don't be so nervous.

From now on, we're family.

You see,

your chief, Miss Yu, and our boss, Mr. Yu,

how happily they are chatting.

Drink up, hurry.

No way, who's your family?

Go away.

Guys,

since we're here in town,

let's go downstairs for some snacks.

Let's go, let's go.

Let's go.

Drink, drink, drink, hurry.

Go, quickly.

Dahai, just come with me.

Let's go.

No, no…

When we have done eating,

they'll have done talking too, won't they?

Again.

I just don't believe this.

Again.

-Five Kuishou. -February Six.

-Ten Mantang. -Six six six.

Miss Yu, you lost again.

Nice play.

Let me fill your glass.

Come on.

-Five Kuishou. -February Six.

-Six six six. -Six six six.

-Ten Mantang. -Eight horses.

You lost again.

Fill my glass.

Miss Yu,

what a drinker you are.

It's a real pleasure to drink with you.

Life is all about pain and happiness.

If making others painful

can make me happy

and my pain makes

others happy,

then I

want to

be happy.

That's right.

For those hypocrites' sake,

it's not worth to hurt your body and break your heart.

As life is like a drama,

why not cherish the happiness in front of you?

Life is really a drama.

How could you do this to yourself?

I, I…

I'm rehearsing a new…

a new modern drama.

I know this.

Bravo. Bravo.

Bravo.

Bravo. Bravo.

I have a story too.

I can share it with you as your material.

There was

a big, strong and powerful dumb rabbit.

She's surrounded by all people.

And she felt good about herself.

One day, she went out for food

and met another good-looking

and mysterious big white rabbit.

She fell in love with the big white rabbit

and brought him back.

She thought that ever since

they could

eat together,

play together

and sleep together.

Owning the big white rabbit

made her feel happier than having a box of gold.

How's the story?

Not much dramatic conflict.

Just wait.

Here comes the conflict.

One day,

this big white rabbit

came to the side of the dumb rabbit

while she was in her dreams,

he peeled away her skin,

ripped her flesh

and grabbed out her heart.

That's when the big dumb rabbit found out

she was tricked.

So, she ran over

to question the big white rabbit.

Aren't we friends?

Why are you trying to kill me?

Why are you doing this?

Guess what?

What?

The big white rabbit

took off his rabbit's skin

and revealed his true skin of a wolf.

He's a wolf.

How's the story?

You're shocked, aren't you?

Are there enough conflicts?

Sure, that's enough.

-Cheers. -Nice story.

Nice story.

Let me fill your glass.

Although the story

is good,

the wolf

hurts

and cheats people.

The meaning is not so good.

The wolf eats meat

and rabbit eats grass.

That’s the law of nature.

But for the big dumb rabbit,

except for the wolf she hates the most,

she also hates herself.

How could she be so blind

to not see

such a big wolf tail?

And she brought him back herself.

It's so humiliating.

I see.

You see?

No, you don't.

-Miss Yu. -It's okay. I'm fine.

Don't you touch me.

I can still drink.

I, I'll have some rest.

Then I can go on drinking.

Keep drinking.

Miss Yu?

Miss Yu?

Miss Yu?

You made her drunk?

No,

I dare not.

What have you done?

Nothing.

Nothing? Get out of here.

You want me to kill you?

Dengdeng,

Dengdeng,

wake up.

Dengdeng.

Why so noisy?

One more bottle.

Boss, he…

Drink.

Bottom up.

Look at you.

What have you become?

Is this worth it for a man?

In the middle of the day,

if I had come a little later,

you would have been taken advantage by him.

You are not at all reassuring.

Chief?

Get out of the way, get out of the way.

What's going on here?

Excuse me.

Get out of the way.

Get out of the way.

What's wrong with Chief?

Don't follow.

My God.

Excuse me.

Stop looking.

Nothing to see.

The sedan chair of Nanfeng Stronghold

is much more comfortable than ours.

What's more, Gu Beixi is trustworthy.

We'll follow him.

Let's go.

Let's go.

I'm a righteous man

and won't take any advantage of her at this time.

I can look at her.

I'll behave myself.

You asked for it.

Spirit clan,

spirit clan,

there's really no good one.

You just found that?

Fool.

Stop.

What's going on?

Why is it suddenly like this?

Boss,

what's going on?

I don't know.

All of a sudden, the fog became so dense.

It's quite strange.

Let's scout ahead.

Go.

Be careful.

Go.

Go, go.

Be careful.

Sir,

you see,

they're under illusion.

You go to save Gu Beixi and the others,

and I'll protect Yu Dengdeng.

Okay.

It's you.

Why are you here?

Where are the others?

Don't worry.

They're okay.

They just got caught in some minor illusions.

Xin has gone to protect them.

You saved my life once

and I spared your life once.

For lives,

we are even.

I've already told you that

I don't want to see you again.

Don't you understand?

I'll give you one last chance.

Get the hell out of here.

Get as far away from me as you can.

Or don't blame me for not being polite.

Last time it was too dark,

I didn't blow your head off.

You're not gonna have that luck today.

If you don't leave now.

One shot for two holes, two shots for four holes and

three shots for six holes.

Lu Yan,

you made me do this.

What are you doing?

Dengdeng,

Dengdeng.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Sir.

Master.

It's you again, isn't it?

What are you talking about?

We're here to save you.

If I hadn't just saved you,

you would have been killed long ago.

Don't play nice here.

Forget it.

Just ignore them.

Hurry up, let's leave.

Master.

The energy of the illusory spirit is low.

But it is good at manipulating butterflies.

The powder from its body

can create humans or spirit clansmen

the most realistic illusions.

It's easy for ordinary people without much determination

to get hit.

And it's hard to break.

It moves secretly

and is hard to detect.

How can the small town of Qingquan

attract

so many spirit clansmen's coveting?

Whether she is Yun Xi or not,

we must protect her first.

If Yu Dengdeng is really my Master,

but she doesn't remember you.

What will you do?

What else can I do?

Give her back her energy core.

I hope she will continue to practice

her faith

and wish.

But

then you'll be dead.

I am a human being by nature.

My life is no longer than a hundred years.

Now I have lived for thousands of years.

As long as I can finish this,

I would have no regrets.

Sir,

you can rest assured.

I'll send someone to keep an eye on Qingquan Stronghold.

Make sure no evil could

get close.

Good.

So, he actually didn't do anything to you.

How dare he?

I, Yu Dengdeng,

am young, strong and smart.

Would he dare to make a move on me?

What's more,

I still have the spiritual blood.

A little drop of the spiritual blood

will beat him,

the stinking spirit clansman to death.

Let's see if he dares to move.

Master, Master.

No others from our stronghold

knows he is a spirit clansman yet.

Just for our fainting today,

I have to make up a convincing story.

But for this life-threatening hate,

I can't let him go so easily.

I've got it all planned out.

This man,

he's been hiding in the shitty sedan chair company.

Now that he finally shows up,

I'll find a chance to kill him.

I won't allow that.

His skills are quite strange.

I'm afraid instead of hurting him

you will get shot first.

And

I'm the one who's suffering from him.

If so,

I'll be the one to kill him with my own hands.

There is no reason to bother your Nanfeng Stronghold.

Now you see

the man's true face.

Next time you meet him,

don't give him the chance to explain.

This spirit clansman who doesn't like you at all

betrayed you and tried to kill you.

You should have cut him into pieces with a knife.

Next time you take the lead

and I'll help you.

You help me?

Just stop getting me in trouble.

Chieftain Gu,

let's go find something to eat.

-I'm not hungry. -Let's go.

It's too late when you're hungry.

I've eaten.

Mostly because your speech was so well.

It was, wasn't it?

I think she took it in.

I think so, too.

Let's go.

Think about it.

No need to be depressed.

It's not easy to

get out of Lu Yan's hands alive.

Come on over.

Keep monitoring their movements.

Keep me posted.

Please, ahhhhh.

Miss Yu, there is something on your mind.

It's hard to get rid of the anger.

Simply put, it's an inflammatory condition.

And is there any quick cure?

Toothache is not a disease.

In fact, no amount of medication will help.

As long as the worries of Miss Yu are gone,

and she is happy.

When the inflammation is gone, this pain

will heal naturally.

Got it.

Thank you

and off you go.

Goodbye.

Dengdeng,

you are depressed.

Is it because you met Lu Yan

at the bottom of the mountain?

I can't hide anything from you.

You still can't forget him.

I…

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I do hate him so much.

But sometimes I wonder that

we are in this situation today.

Was I wrong at the beginning?

If at the beginning, I didn't take him up here.

Would it still have become what it is today?

For me,

I don't know why he wants to harm your life.

Maybe he is

heartless,

and with no humanity.

But it's definitely not because

our Dengdeng is not doing well enough,

or did something wrong.

Everyone can see that

you are true to him.

If he doesn't cherish you,

he's just not blessed with it.

Our Dengdeng deserves the love

of the best man

in the world.

Master,

look what I've brought you.

Master,

look what I've brought you.

Master?

Master?

Dahai.

Where's our Chief?

She has a toothache

and went to see the doctor at Delicious Hall.

Where have you been, Dahai?

Look at the way you are laughing.

I went to buy

Li Laoer's glutinous rice cake.

They had been sold out.

So I bought it from another shop.

You're back, Master.

Check this out.

-Chief, -Hurry up.

I've put the clothes on your bed.

Look what I got for you.

Specially bought for you.

The hell with it.

What's wrong?

Something's wrong with my brain?

It tastes like Li Laoer's flavor.

Master, try it.

Here.

-Have a taste. -I don't want to eat it.

You take a bite.

-You try it. -I don't want to eat it.

You guys split it up.

Don't you eat this?

I quit eating too much sugar for my toothache.

What should I do?

And why is this happening?

Sir,

our informant reported that

Miss Yu has a toothache and

her cheeks are swollen.

I know.

You know?

You went to see her?

I just

wanted to send her something.

And then what?

You didn't get kicked out, did you?

I just didn't show up.

Sir,

when sending a gift,

it is better to deliver it in person.

Last time we were reckless.

But this time we send her something

as a gift for reconciling.

There's nothing wrong in every way.

I just want to make sure

if she is Yun Xi or not.

Sure,

her identity needs to be checked.

Her safety needs to be ensured too.

But right now, seeing a doctor is the most important thing.

Though toothache is not a disease,

it hurts like hell.

No one can stand it without treatments.

If her cheeks are swollen today,

she may not even be able to speak tomorrow.

Chang's cheeks were once swollen

and then he had…

Sir,

are you going or not?

Boss,

Dahai is here.

He wants to see you.

Let him in.

Come in.

This way.

The ground is full of glass fragments.

Practicing marksmanship again?

Wan, the man's here.

Off you go.

-Chieftain Gu. -Yes.

Yu Dengdeng sent you here?

How come?

Then why are you here?

Why aren't you at your stronghold and relieving her boredom?

Then I'm leaving.

Farts that don't release

will suffocate yourself.

Chieftain Gu,

for you really like my master,

I've been keeping complimenting you in front of my master

for the past few days.

But what about your performance?

Your performance is too disappointing.

Send him away.

Fine, fine.

I'll start over.

Here's the thing.

My Master,

she is really hurt by that Lu Yan.

She's so sad and angry.

Yesterday

she couldn't even eat because of the toothache.

If this goes on,

her body's going to collapse.

So, Chieftain Gu,

would you like to

win my Master's heart and

make her forget that stinking man once and for all?

Look at her.

How could she let a man upset her like that?

I'll go scold her awake.

Wait a minute.

There's something I've been wanting to say to you for a long time.

Although you are true to my master,

can you,

maybe,

make a little bit of effort

to change your way of expressing emotions?

You don't have to be this straightforward.

Straightforward?

We have to make a detour.

And after the detour...

I know your intention.

Indeed your heart is true.

But you keep expressing it in this way.

My Master, she won't get it.

We are men, you should be more direct.

For the rest of it,

I'll compliment you in front of my Master.

And then I create opportunities for you and then you

can make her fall for you.

You see how this goes.

Do you understand?

Bad idea.

Just tell me if you'll do it.

I'm on.

Okay, be prepared.

I'm leaving.

This, this, this stabs my feet. Ah.

Wan,

call some fellows to our warehouse.

Find all the boxes with stuff inside.

I need to find something.

Looking for what?

The jewel ring

from my mom’s ancestors.

The one for your future wife?

I will send it to Qingquan Stronghold.

Don't dawdle and go find it.

-Go, go, go. -Fine, fine.

Check it out.

Not this one.

I found it. I found it.

That's it, right?

That's it.

What is this?

An engagement letter.

Engagement letter, what?

What? What Letter?

Who is engaged to whom?

What a piece of crap.

Burn it.

No, wait. Let me have a look.

This is left behind by the former chieftain.

Yingdu Bai family's mistress.

That's a good match.

Got engaged as kids in the Year of Jiachen.

The former chieftain is very thoughtful about this.

Why didn't he mention it before he died?

What about the young lady?

How come I never heard of it?

Yeah, we've never heard of it.

Never heard of it.

How come there's a young lady?

The chief of Qingquan Stronghold

will be

the young lady that I will marry.

And

my father has been dead for five or six years.

If he really wants this marriage,

he shall climb out of the grave and marry her himself.

Put all these away.

Put all these away.

You go to the back of the mountain and pick some fresh pears.

And prepare some ice cubes for me this evening.

Okay.

Help me find a better-looking box.

Okay.

Get a box.

Pick a nice one.

Chieftain Gu.

Chieftain Gu.

Chieftain Gu,

please.

You must cheer my Master up.

Don't worry.

Every time your Master sees me,

she gets cheered up.

Just count on me.

Well,

I hope this works.

Gu Beixi,

why did you come to our Qingquan Stronghold?

What are you doing?

Why come to my room in the middle of the night? A sneak attack?

Qingquan Stronghold is too poor

to be sneak attacked.

I made you some pear soup.

Clearing your heat and detoxifying your anger.

When you were a child,

didn't you often steal pears from our back mountain?

Sit, sit down.

Come,

have a taste.

Don't worry, it's not poisonous.

I used honey to cook this.

What's more,

if I really wanted to take over your Qingquan Stronghold,

I wouldn't have to use such a dirty trick.

I guess you wouldn't dare to play tricks in my place.

Tastes cool.

I like it.

You drink some too.

Are you willing to

give me this whole bowl of soup?

There's nothing to be unwilling to.

I don't care about this amount of money.

I'm happy to have you drink it.

Dengdeng,

do you remember the first time we met

when we were kids?

I remembered

the first time we met,

you beat me up

and told my father about it.

After coming home, I got beaten by my father again.

I remembered.

That's because you shaved my hair first.

That's the reason I beat you up.

What about all the bad things you've done to me?

I didn't mention any of that to my dad.

But you.

My father beat me every time after he met you.

And then whenever I met you,

my butt ached.

You were so sharp when you were a kid.

Where did that all go?

If you add some wine,

it would be even better.

As for your cheeks,

how come you still think about drinking?

If you were drunk and fell into the water,

you wouldn't even get drowned.

What do you mean?

Your swollen face

can make you flow on top of the water.

Why hadn't I found

you are so good at telling jokes?

There's more you haven't found.

Rub this on your teeth.

It will make you get better faster.

Thank you, Gu Beixi.

These days

our Qingquan Stronghold

and I

caught a lot of trouble.

Thanks for your help.

This should not be words

from your mouth, Chief Yu.

I hope Qingquan Stronghold will always be in trouble,

so that I can stay by your side

and take care of you.

Gu Beixi, you stinky man.

You still think of taking over my place.

I'm making this up.

What's this nonsense?

You don't do that.

Get the hell out of here.

-I didn't mean that. -Go away.

Miss Yu.

You indeed want to annex our Qingquan Stronghold.

I was wrong. Forgive my miswording.

You get out of here.

You want me to see you off? Go away.

How heartless you are, Yu Dengdeng.

I'll go back tonight and line up my troops.

Tomorrow I'll take down your Qingquan Stronghold.

And I'll let you be my wife.

Do you know what it means to line up an army?

Beat me first.

Are you leaving or not?

Go away.

Wait for me, Mrs. Gu.