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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,394 --> 00:00:10,719 In the year 2010, you can cut Lorenko. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,222 --> 00:00:13,422 Tossing the sugar. 5 00:00:16,964 --> 00:00:18,840 It's mandatory during this performance 6 00:00:18,882 --> 00:00:21,567 to have your arms around Kate Shiel. 7 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:22,827 Oh OK. 8 00:00:22,869 --> 00:00:25,522 Not any pretty old things. 9 00:00:25,964 --> 00:00:28,566 But specifically this young lady. 10 00:00:28,909 --> 00:00:30,041 Would you get a close up. 11 00:00:30,167 --> 00:00:30,781 OK. 12 00:00:30,893 --> 00:00:31,906 Get close up. 13 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:32,498 What? 14 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,167 Get close up! 15 00:01:27,737 --> 00:01:28,737 OK. 16 00:01:35,744 --> 00:01:36,744 OK. 17 00:01:53,144 --> 00:01:54,744 Alright I'm going to get a quick shower. 18 00:01:54,855 --> 00:01:55,837 Do you want me to join you? 19 00:01:55,879 --> 00:01:57,243 No it's going to be real quick OK. 20 00:02:02,585 --> 00:02:04,983 We're going to be doing some nostalgic type shit. 21 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:06,367 While she's here. 22 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:09,746 So it might be really like h... not hairy. 23 00:02:09,788 --> 00:02:12,705 But it might be really tight in term of like meeting up, hanging out. 24 00:02:13,014 --> 00:02:14,434 And stuff like that, you know. 25 00:02:14,476 --> 00:02:15,770 Yes I want to meet her. I mean. 26 00:02:15,812 --> 00:02:17,409 Yes I know you do and she... 27 00:02:17,452 --> 00:02:19,935 Probably wants to meet you. And I want all of us to hang. 28 00:02:20,316 --> 00:02:21,590 But I'm just warning you 29 00:02:21,632 --> 00:02:23,368 she's here to handle some business. 30 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:26,075 She said it's involved with our company that we had. 31 00:02:26,117 --> 00:02:28,559 Did I ever tell you I had a company with her? 32 00:02:28,992 --> 00:02:30,011 When I lived in New York? 33 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,275 No. 34 00:02:34,101 --> 00:02:35,101 This looks dumb. 35 00:02:35,225 --> 00:02:36,751 It's going to be so stupid to drive 36 00:02:37,452 --> 00:02:38,572 to the airport wearing this. 37 00:02:38,843 --> 00:02:39,843 This is retarded. 38 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,085 Why do you care so much? 39 00:02:41,468 --> 00:02:42,969 I haven't seen Kate in a long time. 40 00:02:43,011 --> 00:02:44,611 I'm trying to look fucking good for her. 41 00:02:44,654 --> 00:02:45,814 OK? 42 00:02:45,857 --> 00:02:47,121 You're trying to look good for her? 43 00:02:47,163 --> 00:02:50,215 Trying to look good for her so she can feel bad about her fucking... 44 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,879 Because she probably thinks she has a pretty hoity-toity lifestyle. 45 00:02:52,921 --> 00:02:54,151 I think she's... 46 00:02:54,190 --> 00:02:55,600 Why do you need to make her jealous? 47 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:58,160 I'm not trying to make her jealous, I'm trying to make her feel bad about her life. 48 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,200 There is a difference. 49 00:02:59,234 --> 00:03:00,861 Alright it's too complicated to explain. 50 00:03:01,437 --> 00:03:03,092 We should bring her to Mustache Madness. 51 00:03:05,070 --> 00:03:06,711 No I don't um... 52 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,530 She doesn't like to party actually. 53 00:03:08,577 --> 00:03:10,027 She doesn't like parties like that. 54 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:11,582 She doesn't like those sorts of environments. 55 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,777 She's really like a one on one type person. 56 00:03:14,097 --> 00:03:15,724 - Hat? No hat? - No hat. 57 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,090 I think hat. I think hat is good. 58 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:20,224 Hey babe before you go can you pass me my phone. 59 00:03:20,388 --> 00:03:21,388 Sure. 60 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:29,973 Are you waiting for your bags? 61 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,543 Yes. 62 00:03:32,515 --> 00:03:33,515 Where are you headed? 63 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,358 To my friend's house. 64 00:03:43,913 --> 00:03:45,353 He's coming to pick me up right now. 65 00:03:46,695 --> 00:03:48,335 I thought I was picking you up right now. 66 00:04:00,394 --> 00:04:01,394 Hello. 67 00:04:01,836 --> 00:04:02,836 Hey. 68 00:04:02,945 --> 00:04:03,945 Hey. 69 00:04:04,296 --> 00:04:05,296 Are you close? 70 00:04:05,339 --> 00:04:06,930 Yes I've been on the road for a while. 71 00:04:06,973 --> 00:04:08,744 It's just crazy. There's traffic and... 72 00:04:09,593 --> 00:04:11,938 There's some accidents. 73 00:04:12,171 --> 00:04:13,676 OK I'm just waiting for my bag. 74 00:04:13,718 --> 00:04:15,517 But then I'll meet you outside. OK. 75 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,739 Of course I picked you up. 76 00:04:25,427 --> 00:04:26,876 Why not? Why wouldn't I? 77 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:29,636 It's my pleasure to pick you up. What, you're gonna to take the bus? 78 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:55,513 Oh you're really sweaty. 79 00:04:55,794 --> 00:04:58,698 I know I'm really really really fucking sweaty. 80 00:05:03,802 --> 00:05:06,193 As you say it doesn't. It's it's weird. 81 00:05:07,193 --> 00:05:08,193 - Hi. - Hi. 82 00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:11,344 - Yo you're here. - Hi. 83 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,644 Now it's really good. 84 00:05:14,686 --> 00:05:17,958 I'm sweating my life away trying to come and get you. 85 00:05:18,123 --> 00:05:20,323 - It's warm. - It's hot as hell. 86 00:05:20,365 --> 00:05:21,885 Why are you wearing a corduroy jacket? 87 00:05:22,335 --> 00:05:23,335 And a leather tie? 88 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,490 And a hat? 89 00:05:24,888 --> 00:05:25,888 This is a good look. 90 00:05:26,112 --> 00:05:27,151 Yeah I can see that. 91 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:28,770 This is good good. I feel good. 92 00:05:28,812 --> 00:05:29,812 It's very well defined. 93 00:05:30,841 --> 00:05:33,384 It seems like the last time you were here, if I recall... 94 00:05:33,865 --> 00:05:35,440 You loved it so much 95 00:05:35,482 --> 00:05:37,354 that you even agreed to move here with me. 96 00:05:38,541 --> 00:05:39,732 Then somehow you didn't. 97 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:43,534 I don't actually remember ever saying that I wanted to move here with you. 98 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,736 OK. We don't need to talk about this right now. 99 00:05:46,357 --> 00:05:48,850 Hey you want to see something kind of cool? 100 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:51,134 - Yes. - You probably don't know about. You ready? 101 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:52,873 Are you ready? 102 00:05:56,318 --> 00:05:58,021 - It's gone. - Wow Eugene, let's see. 103 00:05:58,216 --> 00:05:59,802 Yes I always keep my eyes on the road. 104 00:06:00,497 --> 00:06:01,949 Wow what are you going to do? 105 00:06:02,636 --> 00:06:03,636 Let it go? 106 00:06:03,866 --> 00:06:05,626 Kind of try and wear a hat a lot these days. 107 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,656 Sorry I just felt like touching a full head of hair. 108 00:06:10,228 --> 00:06:12,188 Just felt like the right thing to do at the time. 109 00:06:12,404 --> 00:06:13,764 - What is this? - Do you like this? 110 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,800 - Um it's... - Oh it's this! 111 00:06:15,860 --> 00:06:18,120 - Yeah it's the thing, it's the door handle yeah. - That's a nice car. 112 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,630 See this part. Thank you yeah, it's across the car. 113 00:06:20,997 --> 00:06:22,043 - Um you see this. - Yes. 114 00:06:22,085 --> 00:06:24,307 - So this part you've got to... - I get it, I get it. 115 00:06:24,349 --> 00:06:25,349 Plug into... 116 00:06:25,459 --> 00:06:26,925 - Sure. - You hungry? 117 00:06:27,131 --> 00:06:28,447 Yes. 118 00:06:28,490 --> 00:06:30,493 I got a spot. OK. You pumped? 119 00:06:30,935 --> 00:06:31,935 Yes. 120 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:33,905 - Great. - Are you pumped? 121 00:06:34,566 --> 00:06:35,846 I fucking eat there every night. 122 00:06:37,433 --> 00:06:38,633 It doesn't sound very special. 123 00:06:39,410 --> 00:06:41,137 It's special that I'm taking you there. 124 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:44,113 ♪ You used to humor me ♪ 125 00:06:44,753 --> 00:06:47,882 ♪ I love the way she humors me 126 00:06:48,769 --> 00:06:52,533 ♪ I know it's just a game and I'm to blame 127 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:55,618 ♪ But I love the way she humors me ♪ 128 00:06:55,660 --> 00:06:57,340 Are you going to choke me with your hands? 129 00:06:57,644 --> 00:06:59,938 I know that when I sing it makes you writhe. 130 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:01,326 Riddle me this. 131 00:07:01,368 --> 00:07:03,728 Who was actually bringing in the money the first two years? 132 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,234 When you were building up... 133 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:06,875 - We both were. - You needed investment for your line. 134 00:07:06,917 --> 00:07:07,685 We both were. 135 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,868 Yeah but I was doing it through things I'm still doing. 136 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:11,313 Which is buying clothes and selling them. 137 00:07:11,355 --> 00:07:13,117 Yes and I was investing in something. 138 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,934 That is now relatively profitable. 139 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,888 - Cool and I'm very... - Not greatly but relatively. 140 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:20,621 I'm proud of you and I think you're a wonderful chick. 141 00:07:21,285 --> 00:07:22,285 Chick? 142 00:07:22,456 --> 00:07:24,505 Alright. This is your special spot? 143 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,342 - Yep. - Isn't this a car wash? 144 00:07:26,956 --> 00:07:29,159 Listen don't judge a book by its cover. 145 00:07:29,932 --> 00:07:32,737 So one pastor, pineapple burrito with everything. 146 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:34,897 And you want to get whatever you get with pineapple. 147 00:07:34,940 --> 00:07:36,787 I'll have the same but without pineapple. 148 00:07:37,106 --> 00:07:38,211 No pineapple? 149 00:07:38,254 --> 00:07:39,515 It's very good with pineapple. 150 00:07:39,558 --> 00:07:40,660 Oh yes it's the best. 151 00:07:40,703 --> 00:07:41,700 It's the best. 152 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,320 - I believe you. - She doesn't want it though. 153 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:46,166 She hates the best, she likes the worst. 154 00:07:46,209 --> 00:07:47,344 Yes OK. 155 00:07:47,387 --> 00:07:50,020 We've got a lot of options here but you want to use them all. 156 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:51,370 They're fermented onions. 157 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:54,526 These are the things that will really make you burn tomorrow. 158 00:07:54,568 --> 00:07:56,778 You know how weightlifters talk about the burn? 159 00:07:56,821 --> 00:07:57,470 Yes. 160 00:07:57,513 --> 00:07:59,450 This is like that but out of your butthole. 161 00:07:59,841 --> 00:08:01,001 Make sure to get a lot of it. 162 00:08:01,278 --> 00:08:02,838 I'm going to get a lot of them for you. 163 00:08:02,881 --> 00:08:03,900 - Thank you. - Yes. 164 00:08:03,943 --> 00:08:05,501 Because one of the reasons I'm excited about your trip. 165 00:08:05,543 --> 00:08:07,775 Is that I can finally get a stool sample from you. 166 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,895 OK so then you've got your parsley. 167 00:08:12,153 --> 00:08:13,509 Don't film me, film this stuff. 168 00:08:13,552 --> 00:08:15,002 - You can always get me. - I can do both. 169 00:08:15,044 --> 00:08:18,181 We're only going to get this once. This is a culinary adventure. 170 00:08:18,435 --> 00:08:20,755 So here we go. We've got this parsley. Oh yes. 171 00:08:20,798 --> 00:08:21,941 This is good. 172 00:08:21,983 --> 00:08:22,883 It's Cilantro... 173 00:08:22,926 --> 00:08:24,666 Green means good. It's just enough for me. 174 00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:25,708 It's not parsley. 175 00:08:25,882 --> 00:08:28,216 OK fine. And last of all... 176 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:32,039 You got your pico OK. And pico is really the best of all. 177 00:08:32,082 --> 00:08:33,136 It's a mix of tomato... 178 00:08:33,178 --> 00:08:34,458 I'm going to go back to the car. 179 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:35,840 Are you kidding? 180 00:08:53,055 --> 00:08:54,710 - Thanks a lot man. - Hey you good night. 181 00:08:54,752 --> 00:08:56,485 OK have a good night. Yes. 182 00:08:58,713 --> 00:08:59,713 I've got it. 183 00:09:00,228 --> 00:09:01,228 Are you ready? 184 00:09:01,361 --> 00:09:02,361 Yes. 185 00:09:05,957 --> 00:09:06,957 That's nice. 186 00:09:07,802 --> 00:09:09,759 Yes everybody here is really acrobatic. 187 00:09:09,801 --> 00:09:10,851 Talented. 188 00:09:10,893 --> 00:09:12,821 Yes that's how things work in Los Angeles. 189 00:09:12,863 --> 00:09:14,023 That's how you wound up here? 190 00:09:14,371 --> 00:09:15,690 Yes it's an industry town. 191 00:09:15,732 --> 00:09:17,761 So people have to have lots of talent. 192 00:09:21,882 --> 00:09:23,442 So what do you want to do on this trip? 193 00:09:25,776 --> 00:09:26,896 I want to hang out with you. 194 00:09:27,593 --> 00:09:28,612 Right. 195 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,318 I'd like to see a few other friends. 196 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,691 What else? 197 00:09:31,734 --> 00:09:33,014 I want to do a bit of paperwork. 198 00:09:33,257 --> 00:09:34,257 That's cool. 199 00:09:35,327 --> 00:09:36,514 - Can we have fun? - Yes. 200 00:09:36,686 --> 00:09:38,374 - I think we're already having fun. - OK. 201 00:09:38,796 --> 00:09:42,093 Why don't, somewhere in the midst of our fun, we do paperwork? 202 00:09:42,531 --> 00:09:43,531 That sound good? 203 00:09:43,781 --> 00:09:45,911 - That is exactly what I was suggesting. - I've got an idea. 204 00:09:45,954 --> 00:09:46,727 What? 205 00:09:46,770 --> 00:09:50,747 Me, you, my house, getting drunk, listening to music, talking... 206 00:09:50,789 --> 00:09:51,789 Sounds super fun. 207 00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:53,015 Great let's do that. 208 00:09:53,057 --> 00:09:54,057 I've got an idea too. 209 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,442 Is it just what I just said? 210 00:09:55,484 --> 00:09:56,707 Are you just going to repeat it back to me? 211 00:09:56,749 --> 00:09:58,583 - Because that sounds good. - No it's different. 212 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:00,928 Have you heard of this thing Mustache Madness? 213 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:03,792 Yeah. 214 00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:05,895 A friend of mine said it was fun and I thought we could check it out. 215 00:10:05,937 --> 00:10:08,567 A friend of yours said it was fun. Sounds like an enemy told you that. 216 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:09,864 - Why? - I don't go there any more. 217 00:10:09,906 --> 00:10:11,685 What's your beef with Mustache Madness? 218 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,985 My beef is that I don't feel the vibe there. 219 00:10:16,202 --> 00:10:17,536 They're very judgey. 220 00:10:18,194 --> 00:10:19,715 I don't come in in track pants. 221 00:10:19,757 --> 00:10:21,811 - No one there likes you. - I'm not wearing Nike. 222 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,427 I don't take it up the ass. 223 00:10:23,538 --> 00:10:25,590 There's all sorts of issues with my going there. 224 00:10:25,632 --> 00:10:27,552 And if someone in New York told you about it... 225 00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:32,413 It's probably somebody who's on that international underground party circuit. 226 00:10:32,456 --> 00:10:33,497 I don't want to have anything to do... 227 00:10:33,539 --> 00:10:34,644 - Like me? - Like you. 228 00:10:34,686 --> 00:10:36,850 Yes so you must network with people. 229 00:10:36,893 --> 00:10:38,590 Thank you for buying me the burrito. 230 00:10:38,632 --> 00:10:42,751 The second I can't afford to buy a $5 burrito for one of my best friends in the world, 231 00:10:43,374 --> 00:10:45,254 is the second I become a truly pathetic person. 232 00:10:46,085 --> 00:10:49,811 So thank you for thanking me for not being a truly pathetic person. 233 00:10:49,968 --> 00:10:51,491 - I'll pay you back. - Oh great. 234 00:10:55,702 --> 00:10:57,303 Don't worry. That's normal. 235 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:07,416 Basically, I have to do this, like every day. Are you going to film it? 236 00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:09,034 - Let's see your stuff. - OK. 237 00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:16,104 You've got to do it three times. 238 00:11:19,988 --> 00:11:20,988 Ready? 239 00:11:24,706 --> 00:11:25,706 Let's go. 240 00:11:25,854 --> 00:11:26,776 OK. 241 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:28,811 Sorry I meant to say that in a cool way but I know... 242 00:11:28,853 --> 00:11:30,448 - Let's go. - Alright fine. Let's go. 243 00:11:33,183 --> 00:11:34,543 Are you excited to go to Mustache? 244 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:35,902 So excited. 245 00:11:36,222 --> 00:11:41,253 Great. Me too. But first I've got to go home and take care of something. 246 00:11:41,753 --> 00:11:42,953 Take care of what? 247 00:11:46,503 --> 00:11:48,170 Could you close the door. 248 00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:50,865 - No. Why? - It's gross, really gross. 249 00:11:50,907 --> 00:11:52,798 This is what I was looking forward to. 250 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:54,700 Shitting with the door open? 251 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,197 Us. I was looking forward to us. 252 00:11:57,454 --> 00:12:01,404 Don't tell me you never walk by a bathroom door and think it would be great... 253 00:12:01,446 --> 00:12:06,198 God I wish that door were open and Eugene was just inside taking a shit. 254 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,228 Exactly. 255 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:08,566 What's this cleaver thing? 256 00:12:08,856 --> 00:12:10,723 That's for my neighbor Vish. 257 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,020 Like a birthday card he gave me. 258 00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:20,012 You made my life monumentally better even when you come over at 3 am to beat me up. 259 00:12:20,055 --> 00:12:21,363 I actually never even read it. 260 00:12:21,405 --> 00:12:24,231 He read it to me once and just slammed it on that cabinet. 261 00:12:24,574 --> 00:12:26,986 I love you and I remain your friend. 262 00:12:27,028 --> 00:12:28,028 Ooh! 263 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:31,775 It's so weird how I felt I was getting diarrhea in the car... 264 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:34,002 But now that I'm here I feel so constipated. 265 00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:35,566 Ha! 266 00:12:35,794 --> 00:12:36,994 That's a cute clip you've got. 267 00:12:37,285 --> 00:12:39,215 I think it probably belongs to... 268 00:12:39,504 --> 00:12:40,986 Is it your girlfriend's? 269 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,598 My girlfriend? 270 00:12:43,504 --> 00:12:44,645 Yes. 271 00:12:45,629 --> 00:12:48,293 She's great. She's out of town this week though. 272 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,156 You probably won't meet her. 273 00:12:50,731 --> 00:12:51,731 - OK. - Yes. 274 00:12:52,027 --> 00:12:53,793 God I don't know why nothing's coming out. 275 00:12:54,372 --> 00:12:55,372 Gross. 276 00:12:55,668 --> 00:12:57,977 - Just honest. - How long are you going to be in there? 277 00:12:58,019 --> 00:13:01,574 I don't want to tempt fate so I can't actually say with any sense of accuracy. 278 00:13:02,161 --> 00:13:03,161 OK. 279 00:13:03,348 --> 00:13:06,387 I think what I'm going to do is get changed and call a car. 280 00:13:07,723 --> 00:13:10,267 And then if you want you can meet me at the club. 281 00:13:10,309 --> 00:13:12,879 If you wait 5-7 minutes... 282 00:13:12,982 --> 00:13:15,447 I don't want to jinx myself. Let's be honest, 5-7... 283 00:13:15,489 --> 00:13:18,322 - I don't want to rush you. - Listen I'm practically wiping right now. 284 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,356 - Really. Are you? - No but I will be. 285 00:13:20,629 --> 00:13:25,029 So I'm going to get out of here and we're going to go to the club. 286 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:29,559 I really feel that the cowboy look is going to be really stupid at Mustache Madness. 287 00:13:32,221 --> 00:13:33,581 They're getting ready for the 4th. 288 00:13:33,707 --> 00:13:34,707 Open the door. 289 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:38,145 Actually I have to go and feed my neighbor's cat. 290 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,333 Why? 291 00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:41,556 You know Vish? 292 00:13:41,598 --> 00:13:43,558 He lives right there. I've got to go and feed his cat. 293 00:13:45,051 --> 00:13:46,223 Do it quick though. 294 00:13:46,598 --> 00:13:48,254 OK mom we'll go it quick. 295 00:13:48,362 --> 00:13:50,759 Look I want to go to the club just as much as you do. 296 00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:51,801 Liar! 297 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,004 Hey Burrows. 298 00:14:00,387 --> 00:14:01,387 Come on Burrows. 299 00:14:03,856 --> 00:14:04,856 I feel like... 300 00:14:05,114 --> 00:14:06,941 I could be wrong but is this guy an artist? 301 00:14:07,395 --> 00:14:09,176 Yeah something like that. 302 00:14:13,622 --> 00:14:15,331 Are you happy this is what we're going? 303 00:14:15,373 --> 00:14:16,373 Yes I am. 304 00:14:16,645 --> 00:14:17,645 OK good, me too. 305 00:14:17,688 --> 00:14:19,337 I'm going to have a very fucking good time. 306 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:20,361 - Me too. - Get ready. 307 00:14:20,403 --> 00:14:21,211 Yes. 308 00:14:21,254 --> 00:14:23,415 Get ready to see someone who's having a good time. 309 00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,858 I think there it is. 310 00:14:25,646 --> 00:14:26,753 - Hi. - Hi. 311 00:14:27,138 --> 00:14:28,705 I thought you weren't coming tonight. 312 00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:30,879 Ah... I'm here. 313 00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,067 Hello darling. 314 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,386 Ernest... 315 00:14:33,429 --> 00:14:34,632 Hey. How are you? 316 00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:35,862 - Shall we just go in? - Yeah. 317 00:14:35,904 --> 00:14:36,745 We're just going to go in. 318 00:14:36,787 --> 00:14:37,345 Come on in. 319 00:14:37,387 --> 00:14:38,787 - Alright thanks baby. - Thank you. 320 00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:53,900 Do you want a drink? 321 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,180 There's kinda nobody here I like. 322 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,520 Didn't you just say "hi" to like 5 people? 323 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,360 They said "hi" to me. 324 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,900 They hug me! 325 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:53,620 What am I supposed to do? Push them away? 326 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:55,820 I know that guy. 327 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,540 Yeah... that's uhh-- 328 00:15:58,940 --> 00:16:00,920 I'll be right back. 329 00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:05,090 The important thing to remember is you don't have to remember. 330 00:16:07,003 --> 00:16:09,588 It's nice to be good at something you love. 331 00:16:10,323 --> 00:16:11,323 Hi. 332 00:16:12,636 --> 00:16:14,049 Kate, we met in New York. 333 00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:17,213 Ah yes New York. Fashion Week. 334 00:16:17,721 --> 00:16:23,186 Wonderful. Clothesier? 335 00:16:23,228 --> 00:16:24,228 And here I am. 336 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,110 What's up Dork? I thought you weren't going to come. 337 00:16:35,324 --> 00:16:37,135 I wasn't but here I am now. 338 00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:39,099 Where's your friend that you picked up? 339 00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:41,207 Oh she's here, like over there. 340 00:16:41,664 --> 00:16:44,317 - Talking to... - Oh, cool, Paulston. 341 00:16:44,359 --> 00:16:45,828 - Yeah... - He's cool. I like him. 342 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:46,949 Do you know him? 343 00:16:46,992 --> 00:16:49,284 - Yeah, well I mean you know... - He makes cool clothes. 344 00:16:49,453 --> 00:16:50,933 Like, that girl's stuff is from him. 345 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,711 OK. 346 00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:54,183 I'm just saying. 347 00:16:54,226 --> 00:16:55,828 OK well, that girl's stuff is from me. 348 00:16:56,156 --> 00:16:57,817 - No it's not. - No I know, I just made that up. 349 00:16:57,859 --> 00:17:00,083 Do you have any other commitments while you're in town? 350 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,200 I'm just meeting with a few manufacturers. 351 00:17:02,242 --> 00:17:04,356 Oh yes, have you sold any pieces? 352 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,554 - No no. - Well perhaps I can help. 353 00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:09,933 You're so jealous! 354 00:17:10,773 --> 00:17:12,438 It's great. She's talking to him. 355 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,182 I'm here standing, talking to you. 356 00:17:14,225 --> 00:17:15,092 Great. 357 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,708 Aha doing exactly what you'd like to be doing. 358 00:17:19,921 --> 00:17:21,801 Eugene stop it. What are you doing? 359 00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:24,031 Why...? Why are you doing this? 360 00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:25,559 - It's fun. - Why are you making that face? 361 00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:27,575 I have to go inside. I have to pee, I have to pee. 362 00:17:27,617 --> 00:17:28,617 Rude! 363 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,541 Come tomorrow. There's a very elegant soiree... 364 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,543 where you'll meet all the people you need to know 365 00:17:32,663 --> 00:17:33,663 I would love to. 366 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,536 Wonderful. Who are you staying with while you're in town? 367 00:17:52,578 --> 00:17:53,999 I'm staying with an old friend. 368 00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,574 Oh! He's gone. 369 00:17:56,628 --> 00:17:58,305 Well it's important to make new friends. 370 00:17:58,347 --> 00:18:00,926 - Yes. - Old friends tend to disappear. 371 00:18:02,401 --> 00:18:04,391 - We'll see you tomorrow. - Yes please. 372 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:07,927 I'd introduce you, but unfortunately I don't know his name. 373 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,180 Let's get outta here. 374 00:19:08,294 --> 00:19:10,075 Come on. That was fun. 375 00:19:12,364 --> 00:19:14,057 - Yeah that was fun. - It was fun. 376 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,060 It was fun. 377 00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:19,125 Whatever. I'm not trying to lie. I had a good time. 378 00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:21,301 - Yes I saw you. - I'm glad you convinced me to go. 379 00:19:21,473 --> 00:19:22,754 - Thank you. - It was fun. 380 00:19:22,796 --> 00:19:23,796 You're welcome. 381 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,622 You're welcome. 382 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,200 Thank you. 383 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,208 No. 384 00:19:37,669 --> 00:19:38,669 Sorry. 385 00:19:39,255 --> 00:19:41,153 That's OK. Whatever. It's fine. 386 00:19:44,075 --> 00:19:45,409 - Sorry. - OK. 387 00:19:54,387 --> 00:19:55,387 Come on. Stop. 388 00:19:55,597 --> 00:19:57,750 - It's OK. Don't worry. - Stop. Stop. 389 00:19:58,121 --> 00:19:59,121 It's alright. 390 00:20:01,988 --> 00:20:02,988 Stop! 391 00:20:03,277 --> 00:20:04,611 - I can't stop. - Stop. 392 00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:06,515 Don't touch me. Just don't touch me. 393 00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:09,186 - If you want to have a problem then touch me. - Stop. Come on. Please. Stop. 394 00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:12,876 - Just don't touch me. I just need like... - Stop. Stop. 395 00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:15,019 You know I need a natural release right? 396 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,709 How long is your friend out of town for? 397 00:20:23,237 --> 00:20:24,368 What friend? 398 00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:25,442 Your cat neighbor. 399 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,539 Ah yeah Vish. Like a hot second. Why? 400 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,231 I'll just stay at his place tonight. 401 00:20:31,488 --> 00:20:33,136 - No. - Why? 402 00:20:33,285 --> 00:20:36,859 Because I made up the couch for you and it's all ready to go. 403 00:20:37,199 --> 00:20:38,958 - Come on. - He has a bed right? 404 00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:44,730 OK. 405 00:20:45,191 --> 00:20:46,191 See you tomorrow. 406 00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:59,758 Um it's Jack... It's getting late and I couldn't reach you. 407 00:21:07,277 --> 00:21:09,160 Maybe you're sleeping. I don't know. 408 00:21:10,074 --> 00:21:11,087 You probably are. 409 00:21:11,129 --> 00:21:12,285 I'm talking to nobody. 410 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:18,880 So if you want to call I'll be hanging out. 411 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:21,180 Alright I love you. Bye. 412 00:22:27,404 --> 00:22:29,676 Whoa whoa whoa, what what what, hey hey sorry. 413 00:22:29,718 --> 00:22:32,991 I'm on Ambien. I'm on Ambien. Hey hey. Sorry sorry sorry. 414 00:22:33,156 --> 00:22:35,825 Sorry I thought it was a dream. No no, stop stop stop. 415 00:22:35,867 --> 00:22:39,233 Stop stop stop. Oh my God. No no. Come back. Come back come back. I love you. 416 00:23:19,122 --> 00:23:20,428 - Hey. - Hey. 417 00:23:44,786 --> 00:23:45,786 I'm tired. 418 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,600 VISHWAM VELANDY 419 00:24:58,726 --> 00:25:03,720 THE CRAZIEST THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME. 420 00:25:03,780 --> 00:25:05,120 DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS IN TOWN? 421 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,220 SELLING YOUR STUFF IN ZAGREB CROATIA 422 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,920 AMAZING! I WOULD LOVE TO... 423 00:25:41,136 --> 00:25:43,164 - Eugene? - Huh? 424 00:25:43,207 --> 00:25:44,207 Your mom's calling. 425 00:25:45,090 --> 00:25:46,816 Mmm. No whatever. 426 00:25:46,918 --> 00:25:47,918 Wake up! 427 00:25:47,961 --> 00:25:48,907 No. What is it? 428 00:25:48,950 --> 00:25:52,143 Eugene pick up the call. She's been trying to call. 429 00:25:54,535 --> 00:25:56,525 Alright. Yes. I'll fucking answer it. 430 00:25:59,145 --> 00:26:01,665 Get out of the way. Make it full screen and get out of the way. 431 00:26:01,879 --> 00:26:03,095 Hello? 432 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:05,780 Euge? 433 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,960 I CAN'T SEE YOU. 434 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,440 TURN ON YOUR CAMERA. 435 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,680 Hi. 436 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,640 HOW'S EVERYTHING? 437 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,420 EVERYTHING'S GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 438 00:26:16,581 --> 00:26:21,580 Fine. 439 00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:22,964 But here it's 11. 440 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,960 AND WHY ARE YOU IN BED AT 11? 441 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,100 I WENT OUT LATE... WITH SOMEONE. 442 00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,220 WHO? 443 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,940 REMEMBER KATE? 444 00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:36,000 KATE... YEAH, I REMEMBER KATE. 445 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,240 SHE'S VISITING LA, SO WE HUNG OUT. 446 00:26:40,202 --> 00:26:42,202 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT AGAIN? 447 00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:45,600 YOU WERE SO HURT AFTER YOU BROKE UP. 448 00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:47,600 AFTER ALL THAT, YOU 'HANG OUT' WITH HER? 449 00:26:48,752 --> 00:26:51,541 Come on. That's old shit. 450 00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:54,980 I WOULDN'T SEE HER IN A MILLION YEARS. 451 00:26:55,060 --> 00:26:56,640 WELL, YOU WOULDN'T. 452 00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:57,770 BUT I DID- 453 00:26:57,772 --> 00:26:59,305 And I had a good time. 454 00:27:02,390 --> 00:27:05,760 ACTUALLY... SHE'S SITTING RIGHT HERE. 455 00:27:06,576 --> 00:27:08,084 Kate do you want to say hi to my mom? 456 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,380 Slide in. Say hi to my mom. 457 00:27:16,491 --> 00:27:17,491 Hi. 458 00:27:18,147 --> 00:27:19,214 Nice to see you. 459 00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:22,037 Nice to see you too. How is everything? 460 00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,672 Everything's going well thank you. How's everything with you? 461 00:27:25,045 --> 00:27:26,404 OK. OK thank you. 462 00:27:26,803 --> 00:27:27,803 OK. 463 00:27:28,592 --> 00:27:30,271 - Thanks for asking. - Of course. 464 00:27:31,045 --> 00:27:35,576 OK. So I heard you guys had a nice evening last night. 465 00:27:36,295 --> 00:27:38,562 Oh yes we did, we did. It was fun. 466 00:27:38,702 --> 00:27:40,768 Yes. Eugene's a very good host. 467 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:44,318 - OK good for you. Good to hear. - Uh-huh. 468 00:27:46,608 --> 00:27:49,769 OK mom I'm going to get up and do things now. 469 00:27:49,811 --> 00:27:51,334 OK time to get up. 470 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:53,209 - Bye. - Bye. 471 00:27:58,913 --> 00:28:00,756 - Do you like that? Talking to her. - No. 472 00:28:01,725 --> 00:28:04,170 - Yes that's kind of scary right. - She hates me. 473 00:28:04,272 --> 00:28:05,672 She doesn't hate you. 474 00:28:06,053 --> 00:28:08,962 - What did she say about me? - She loves me, so much. 475 00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:10,783 No really, what did she say? 476 00:28:10,825 --> 00:28:13,318 No really, she was like 'you are so lazy'. 477 00:28:13,724 --> 00:28:16,524 - 'You never do anything'. - She's right. 478 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,363 - Oh she's right? - Wake up you lazy bum. 479 00:28:20,405 --> 00:28:21,405 Yes and then what? 480 00:28:21,905 --> 00:28:22,929 Let's get something done. 481 00:28:23,138 --> 00:28:28,632 Yes. Right. Let's do something. Oh right. 482 00:28:30,897 --> 00:28:32,257 First I'm going to brush my teeth. 483 00:28:32,373 --> 00:28:33,722 OK. Then what? 484 00:28:35,022 --> 00:28:36,623 - I have an idea. - Uh-huh. 485 00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,488 You really want to accomplish something? 486 00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:40,748 Let's get a really good brunch. 487 00:28:41,163 --> 00:28:42,723 It's not really what I'm talking about. 488 00:28:44,186 --> 00:28:46,090 - Water shortage. - I want to do the paperwork. 489 00:28:46,983 --> 00:28:48,168 And then we can get brunch. 490 00:28:48,385 --> 00:28:50,333 That's what you want to get done? The paperwork. 491 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,407 Yes. Brunch can be Plan B. 492 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,831 Alright fine. Whip out the fucking paperwork and we'll do it right now. 493 00:28:56,873 --> 00:28:58,021 I don't have it on me. 494 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,506 OK. Then how do you expect me to sign it? 495 00:29:02,670 --> 00:29:03,795 Do you have a printer? 496 00:29:04,780 --> 00:29:06,489 Does it look like I have a printer? 497 00:29:06,615 --> 00:29:07,615 Can we go to Kinkos? 498 00:29:08,319 --> 00:29:09,631 We not gonna go to fucking Kinkos. 499 00:29:10,528 --> 00:29:12,596 I have so many fucking friends who are writers... 500 00:29:12,639 --> 00:29:13,448 Oh my God. 501 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:15,379 Graphic designer. I know that's so cool. 502 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,361 That's incredible. Your life here is so amazing. 503 00:29:17,404 --> 00:29:19,271 They have printers you know. 504 00:29:19,314 --> 00:29:22,104 We'll just call one of my friends who has a printer and we'll print there. 505 00:29:22,146 --> 00:29:23,963 - Is that OK with you? - Can we go soon? 506 00:29:24,005 --> 00:29:27,676 Will you stop bugging me so I can fucking finish brushing my teeth? 507 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,502 Shave. Shower. Finally take a shit. 508 00:29:30,730 --> 00:29:33,866 You should brush your teeth because I don't want my friends thinking you stink. 509 00:29:33,909 --> 00:29:34,839 And then we can go. 510 00:29:34,882 --> 00:29:37,513 Or have you already brushed your teeth... you been up for a while? 511 00:29:37,848 --> 00:29:39,448 - Yes. - You should... 512 00:29:39,491 --> 00:29:41,399 You're only here for two days. You should wake me up. 513 00:29:41,441 --> 00:29:44,172 - We should hang out. Why are you being...? - Take a shower please. 514 00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:46,398 Please hurry. Please hurry. Take a shower. 515 00:29:48,426 --> 00:29:49,426 So is that cool? 516 00:29:50,746 --> 00:29:51,746 Yeah I'm alone. 517 00:29:51,926 --> 00:29:53,187 I'm with my friend Kate. 518 00:29:54,027 --> 00:29:56,858 Yeah. It will only take a second, to please use your printer. 519 00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:01,467 Cool cool. OK. See you soon. Bye. 520 00:30:02,582 --> 00:30:05,454 Yeah she says it's good. Yes it's cool it's cool. 521 00:30:25,797 --> 00:30:27,718 - Eugene. - Hello. 522 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,650 - Hi. - How are you? 523 00:30:29,774 --> 00:30:30,976 - Hi. - It's nice to meet you. 524 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,031 Come in. Come in come in. Come in. 525 00:30:34,164 --> 00:30:35,422 - How are you? - Good. 526 00:30:35,539 --> 00:30:36,570 - How are you? - Good. 527 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:40,320 - How are you Lauren? - I'm horrible. Horr... yeah. 528 00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:42,500 - Why? What's up? - Don't know. 529 00:30:43,945 --> 00:30:44,945 See this face. 530 00:30:45,913 --> 00:30:47,211 - Ah. - This is George. 531 00:30:47,336 --> 00:30:49,536 - Alright. That's her ex-boyfriend. - Yeah we broke up. 532 00:30:49,672 --> 00:30:51,005 - Huh. - I'm sorry. 533 00:30:51,203 --> 00:30:53,609 It's OK. I'm in a grieving process. It's going to be OK. 534 00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:56,177 In fact let me get something. Let me get something so you understand. 535 00:30:56,219 --> 00:30:57,586 Take this. OK. I'll be right back. 536 00:30:59,749 --> 00:31:02,185 She broke up with him a really long time ago. 537 00:31:03,015 --> 00:31:05,882 Sit down. Sit down. Sit down, sit down, sit down. 538 00:31:06,553 --> 00:31:07,879 So I brought you guys these. 539 00:31:07,921 --> 00:31:09,121 Juices right here. 540 00:31:09,484 --> 00:31:12,089 Then you take these pills. They're very important. 541 00:31:12,952 --> 00:31:15,507 OK. I want you guys to close your eyes. 542 00:31:15,968 --> 00:31:16,975 Think of an intention. 543 00:31:17,170 --> 00:31:18,639 Meditate on that for 5 seconds. 544 00:31:19,396 --> 00:31:20,462 Close your eyes! 545 00:31:22,918 --> 00:31:24,318 OK now. Now take it. 546 00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:30,639 - Do you guys get it. Do you understand? - Uh-huh. 547 00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:31,681 Think you got it? 548 00:31:31,965 --> 00:31:33,583 - You don't get it! - We get it Lauren. 549 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:35,547 No you don't. You don't get it. You don't get it. 550 00:31:35,589 --> 00:31:37,870 - We came here for a reason. - Come with me, come with me. 551 00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:40,638 You'll listen to some things. You come over here. 552 00:31:45,253 --> 00:31:47,693 Sit down. I have to get you something. I have another thing. 553 00:31:47,735 --> 00:31:48,735 OK? 554 00:31:54,106 --> 00:31:55,867 OK I want you guys to take these. 555 00:31:57,827 --> 00:31:59,107 This is the most important part. 556 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:05,497 - Not until the poem. - What poem? 557 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:10,330 Once you guys hear this poem, everything will make sense. OK? 558 00:32:10,377 --> 00:32:11,377 Sure. 559 00:32:11,556 --> 00:32:12,756 Great. Great. 560 00:32:16,656 --> 00:32:17,656 Come to me. 561 00:32:18,367 --> 00:32:19,367 O you. 562 00:32:19,582 --> 00:32:20,895 With backbone. 563 00:32:21,044 --> 00:32:22,230 Of a Greek. 564 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:23,899 And your terrible smell. 565 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,160 Like scallop shell I lay here naked and drained. 566 00:32:27,202 --> 00:32:29,402 Of the waters I once belonged to. 567 00:32:31,293 --> 00:32:32,293 And you. 568 00:32:33,346 --> 00:32:34,489 A simple merchant. 569 00:32:35,612 --> 00:32:38,026 My forefathers spit down from heaven. 570 00:32:39,312 --> 00:32:42,073 From a wonderful cloud and sour my sheets. 571 00:32:42,621 --> 00:32:44,904 Time is all it takes for one to pass. 572 00:32:45,548 --> 00:32:46,548 Forgiveness. 573 00:32:46,897 --> 00:32:47,897 A breath. 574 00:32:48,062 --> 00:32:49,862 We are too sick to breathe. 575 00:32:52,941 --> 00:32:53,941 Wow! 576 00:32:54,062 --> 00:32:55,062 It's really good right? 577 00:32:55,469 --> 00:32:57,110 - Really good. - Beautiful Lauren. 578 00:32:57,558 --> 00:32:58,558 Can I use your printer? 579 00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:03,433 Have you ever been through a break up Kate? 580 00:33:03,701 --> 00:33:05,469 - I went through a horrible break up. - Yes. 581 00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:08,132 Well I went through a life changing break up. OK? 582 00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:09,722 Life changing. 583 00:33:10,008 --> 00:33:12,955 Yes. I mean when I broke up with my boyfriend it was... 584 00:33:12,997 --> 00:33:15,112 Do you realise I was with him for 5 months? 585 00:33:16,038 --> 00:33:18,049 And they say that time heals all. 586 00:33:18,092 --> 00:33:20,070 - That's not true. - When did you break up? 587 00:33:21,414 --> 00:33:22,414 7 months ago. 588 00:33:23,843 --> 00:33:25,563 It was the longest relationship of my life. 589 00:33:25,842 --> 00:33:29,191 Yes. We. We shared everything. 590 00:33:29,644 --> 00:33:30,644 Even clothes. 591 00:33:30,817 --> 00:33:33,026 We had the same shoe size. We shared shoes. 592 00:33:33,217 --> 00:33:36,122 Ooh. Lauren. I think your printer is out of ink. 593 00:33:36,684 --> 00:33:37,684 Probably. 594 00:33:38,509 --> 00:33:40,269 - Not good. - Well what do you need to print? 595 00:33:41,378 --> 00:33:45,277 - Like a... business document I think. - Business? 596 00:33:45,944 --> 00:33:47,685 You guys are doing business in my house? 597 00:33:48,324 --> 00:33:49,324 A business deal? 598 00:33:49,447 --> 00:33:52,784 Actually... I think this might be a sign Kate. 599 00:33:53,729 --> 00:33:55,396 - What? - I feel like... 600 00:33:55,439 --> 00:33:56,741 - Of course. - The way that this... 601 00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:59,823 Yes the way that this printer printed out these pages, like this... 602 00:34:00,462 --> 00:34:02,949 - That's a sign. - It's not. The printer's broken. 603 00:34:02,991 --> 00:34:04,311 - It's trying to tell us something. - We should go to Kinkos 604 00:34:04,511 --> 00:34:05,838 It's a sign. OK. 605 00:34:06,407 --> 00:34:09,553 Kate, Eugene. I think you guys need to consult with my psychic first. 606 00:34:10,001 --> 00:34:13,105 OK? I don't do anything without consulting with my psychic first. 607 00:34:13,332 --> 00:34:14,540 And he'll tell us? 608 00:34:14,582 --> 00:34:17,266 He'll tell you. It takes 2 seconds. He's the best. 609 00:34:17,308 --> 00:34:19,485 He's helped me through my entire break up process. 610 00:34:19,528 --> 00:34:20,810 - Alright let's do it. - He's a genius. 611 00:34:20,852 --> 00:34:21,676 Let's do it. 612 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,129 Alright. He's right over here. Come on come on. 613 00:34:24,171 --> 00:34:26,864 I think Kate needs to figure out what this all means. 614 00:34:27,181 --> 00:34:28,181 - There you go. - OK. 615 00:34:28,888 --> 00:34:31,088 - Thanks Eugene. - You're welcome Kate. 616 00:34:31,130 --> 00:34:33,855 You're going to love this guy. He's never steered me wrong before. 617 00:34:35,903 --> 00:34:38,213 - Oh literally he's right here? - Yeah. 618 00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:41,783 All you have to do... is knock. 619 00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:46,335 See what he did there? 620 00:34:47,823 --> 00:34:48,823 Ow. 621 00:34:49,737 --> 00:34:50,737 What's up? 622 00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:53,502 She has a question. 623 00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:55,598 Do we need to pay him? 624 00:34:55,928 --> 00:34:59,611 No. 625 00:35:00,023 --> 00:35:02,343 - Um I don't... - I think it's best if you don't. 626 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:09,073 Come here. Come. 627 00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:15,066 Hold still. Hold still. Hold still. Come on. 628 00:35:15,471 --> 00:35:19,138 You need this. You need as much of this as you can get. 629 00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:25,121 OK. 630 00:35:27,183 --> 00:35:28,567 Yo. What's up? 631 00:35:30,663 --> 00:35:31,663 Nothing. 632 00:35:31,998 --> 00:35:35,614 Nothing. Look. I know you think you don't need to be here right now. 633 00:35:36,614 --> 00:35:39,143 But the future told me that you do. Alright? 634 00:35:39,597 --> 00:35:41,754 So what I need you to do is open up. 635 00:35:42,154 --> 00:35:45,616 OK, I need to see some calories around you. 636 00:35:45,954 --> 00:35:46,963 Give. 637 00:35:47,005 --> 00:35:49,278 Eugene and I started a company a few years ago. 638 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,512 Ah no. No one cares about your company. 639 00:35:54,150 --> 00:35:55,150 OK? 640 00:35:55,296 --> 00:35:56,350 OK. 641 00:35:56,393 --> 00:35:59,761 That's good. You're opening up. I'm starting to see some calories. 642 00:36:00,428 --> 00:36:03,117 Alright? So come on. Keep going. 643 00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:06,252 - Lauren. - Yes. 644 00:36:08,425 --> 00:36:10,193 I think he's got feelings for her. 645 00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:12,570 Isn't she your sister? 646 00:36:13,788 --> 00:36:16,052 No. She's my ex-girlfriend. 647 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:18,809 Give me some more. 648 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:23,480 Uh we're transferring the company over... 649 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,260 so that I'm sole proprietor over the LLC because... 650 00:36:28,085 --> 00:36:29,885 I'm going to start a new... 651 00:36:34,185 --> 00:36:35,185 You OK? 652 00:36:35,742 --> 00:36:37,342 I can smell your future. 653 00:36:39,557 --> 00:36:40,557 Like rotten sugar. 654 00:36:41,936 --> 00:36:43,100 Like a fondue. 655 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,600 Like an infection... 656 00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:48,223 dripping down your legs. 657 00:36:48,861 --> 00:36:51,596 On your dinner. In the gutter. 658 00:36:52,596 --> 00:36:53,596 Because you live there. 659 00:36:55,807 --> 00:36:57,207 Does that sound good? 660 00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:58,816 That's bad. 661 00:37:00,338 --> 00:37:04,452 Your life... it's shaping up to be a tragedy. 662 00:37:06,027 --> 00:37:09,307 - I think I'm still in love with George. - Really? 663 00:37:14,237 --> 00:37:15,237 Yeah. 664 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:19,075 Come on. You're better than that. 665 00:37:20,615 --> 00:37:21,615 You don't need him. 666 00:37:21,824 --> 00:37:22,908 Kate. 667 00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:25,750 On the other hand she's really special. Like you know we were together... 668 00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:26,792 No! 669 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:29,768 You've got to let her go. 670 00:37:31,588 --> 00:37:34,719 A hand comes down and squashes you. 671 00:37:35,203 --> 00:37:37,403 Like a penny on a railroad track. 672 00:37:37,866 --> 00:37:40,066 A little squashed railroad penny. 673 00:37:42,355 --> 00:37:43,888 There's men behind you. 674 00:37:44,770 --> 00:37:45,903 They're floating. 675 00:37:46,538 --> 00:37:48,053 So many floaters. 676 00:37:48,902 --> 00:37:52,700 Hundreds, thousands. Legions twisting, turning. 677 00:37:53,456 --> 00:37:54,821 I see you sq... 678 00:37:54,864 --> 00:37:56,063 Wait! 679 00:37:56,105 --> 00:37:57,105 I ain't done. 680 00:37:58,207 --> 00:37:59,797 All I can give is my gift. 681 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:14,756 She couldn't handle the future. 682 00:38:15,815 --> 00:38:17,303 Everyone goes at their own speed. 683 00:38:21,212 --> 00:38:22,212 Good luck. 684 00:38:26,241 --> 00:38:27,625 It's time for my reading. 685 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,556 S'up girl... 686 00:38:34,174 --> 00:38:35,975 Look. The good thing about that psychic... 687 00:38:36,194 --> 00:38:37,867 is he's not playing softball. Right? 688 00:38:38,428 --> 00:38:39,892 He just calls it like he sees it. 689 00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:40,934 Fuck that guy. 690 00:38:41,148 --> 00:38:43,264 - You've got to respect that right? - Nobody gets me. 691 00:38:43,975 --> 00:38:44,975 Nobody gets me. 692 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:47,660 Chick, I kind of get you. 693 00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:54,828 Look there's a Kinkos 6 or 7 blocks that way. 694 00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:57,720 - Alright we'll go there. - It's hot as shit outside, I just wanna go home. 695 00:38:58,911 --> 00:39:00,911 Alright... Let's go home then. 696 00:39:07,604 --> 00:39:09,366 Oh why are you getting changed right now? 697 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,846 Because Mickey invited me to a brunch. 698 00:39:12,995 --> 00:39:13,995 - Mickey? - Yeah. 699 00:39:15,012 --> 00:39:17,818 Do you think there are going to be free drinks at the brunch thing? 700 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:18,911 Um probably. 701 00:39:19,245 --> 00:39:20,725 Do you think there will be free food? 702 00:39:20,999 --> 00:39:22,824 I don't know how many people I can bring. 703 00:39:23,549 --> 00:39:24,671 Maybe I'll get changed too. 704 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,688 Eugene I can just order a car. 705 00:39:30,538 --> 00:39:34,835 Yeah. Or can be normal and fucking take my fully functional car. 706 00:39:34,877 --> 00:39:35,877 How about that? 707 00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,152 How long is it going to take for you to fix it? 708 00:39:38,194 --> 00:39:40,349 You know how long it takes. I'm fucking done. 709 00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:49,383 - Yes. - This is... Should I park? 710 00:39:49,425 --> 00:39:50,425 Thank you. 711 00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:52,827 I don't think I can bring a random person inside. 712 00:39:53,479 --> 00:39:54,724 I'm not a random person. 713 00:39:55,498 --> 00:39:57,986 I know. But to them, they don't know you. 714 00:39:58,616 --> 00:40:00,882 - I don't know them. - All right. 715 00:40:01,758 --> 00:40:03,314 - Thank you. - So I'll see you later? 716 00:40:03,356 --> 00:40:05,088 Yeah, I'll call you after. 717 00:40:05,839 --> 00:40:06,839 - Alright. - Bye. 718 00:40:07,202 --> 00:40:08,202 Bye. 719 00:40:19,255 --> 00:40:20,988 Mimosa for everybody. 720 00:40:35,816 --> 00:40:37,663 - Hey. - Hey. 721 00:40:37,705 --> 00:40:39,900 Welcome to LA. How are you? 722 00:40:40,231 --> 00:40:42,194 - Great. - How are you. Do you love it here? 723 00:40:42,236 --> 00:40:49,124 - I'm good. I do. - It's amazing right. 724 00:40:49,305 --> 00:40:51,978 I saw Paulston the other night and he told me about the party... 725 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:54,052 So I was so glad you were going to be here too. 726 00:40:55,355 --> 00:40:57,160 How have you been? Where are you staying? 727 00:40:57,203 --> 00:40:58,337 I'm staying with Eugene. 728 00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:00,418 - The black guy? - No Russian. 729 00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:02,583 New York. 730 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,956 - Oh didn't he die? - No. 731 00:41:05,127 --> 00:41:07,529 I thought I saw a kick starter or something for the funeral. 732 00:41:07,571 --> 00:41:08,571 Oh how sad! 733 00:41:08,821 --> 00:41:11,452 - No it's not him. - Did you used to date Eugene? 734 00:41:11,494 --> 00:41:12,705 - Yes. - Oh. 735 00:41:13,267 --> 00:41:14,539 So you guys are still friends? 736 00:41:15,114 --> 00:41:16,114 Yeah. 737 00:41:16,441 --> 00:41:17,441 That's weird. 738 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:19,962 But there's so many good people here. 739 00:41:20,231 --> 00:41:21,690 I can't wait to introduce you. 740 00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:22,828 Let's go mingle. 741 00:41:37,835 --> 00:41:39,888 - I forgot to tell you something. - What? 742 00:41:40,306 --> 00:41:41,773 This is a white party. 743 00:41:42,345 --> 00:41:44,059 Everyone's going to be wearing white. 744 00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:46,590 That's OK. 745 00:41:46,862 --> 00:41:47,890 It's good to stand out. 746 00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:51,945 Yeah. And that's like a dirty white or something. 747 00:42:15,888 --> 00:42:18,145 That guy over there is a fashion photographer. 748 00:42:18,701 --> 00:42:19,768 But not so good. 749 00:42:20,394 --> 00:42:21,429 Don't talk to him. 750 00:42:21,472 --> 00:42:26,202 That girl, her parents are soap opera actors or something. She's loaded. 751 00:42:26,927 --> 00:42:29,699 Over there is a fashion blogger. 752 00:42:29,924 --> 00:42:32,168 And she can destroy your life. 753 00:42:32,687 --> 00:42:36,210 And that woman over there, she's a really old poet. 754 00:42:36,252 --> 00:42:37,252 - Cool. - Yeah. 755 00:43:01,931 --> 00:43:04,084 What's the funny light you? 756 00:43:04,587 --> 00:43:08,943 You know that sort of light makes me think of a nipple. Like a boob and a nipple. 757 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,980 I think about that a lot. 758 00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:13,830 Do you? Because you think it's true what? 759 00:43:14,715 --> 00:43:16,824 Here... This is for me. 760 00:43:16,867 --> 00:43:19,186 Wait, move your head you're blocking the nipple on top. 761 00:43:19,228 --> 00:43:21,029 Let's take a selfie. 762 00:43:24,516 --> 00:43:25,516 There. 763 00:43:26,843 --> 00:43:30,704 - Hi. - I see you've discovered my latest find. 764 00:43:31,261 --> 00:43:33,261 I've known Kate since college. 765 00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:34,732 Are you enjoying my home? 766 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,418 I don't live here. I just use it to entertain guests. 767 00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,180 It's lovely. 768 00:43:39,876 --> 00:43:41,374 It is such a nice house. 769 00:43:41,928 --> 00:43:44,262 I think you are the next big thing. 770 00:43:44,819 --> 00:43:46,963 - Thank you. - Let's go this way together. 771 00:43:53,306 --> 00:43:54,506 Hey, what's up? Don't you have a key? 772 00:43:55,721 --> 00:43:59,769 Yeah I didn't want to walk in on you masturbating or anything like that. 773 00:43:59,811 --> 00:44:01,611 Well I just finished so that's not a problem. 774 00:44:02,453 --> 00:44:03,453 Right. 775 00:44:03,569 --> 00:44:05,742 - But. Come on in. - OK. 776 00:44:06,580 --> 00:44:08,824 I came right where her face was. Ha ha. 777 00:44:09,961 --> 00:44:11,694 - You're an idiot. - Why? 778 00:44:12,546 --> 00:44:13,546 It's your ex. 779 00:44:14,158 --> 00:44:15,926 Yeah. And she's a human. 780 00:44:16,857 --> 00:44:17,857 Not to me. 781 00:44:20,656 --> 00:44:22,426 It's very very very good what you've done... 782 00:44:22,469 --> 00:44:23,676 getting into these boutiques. 783 00:44:23,718 --> 00:44:26,049 However... they only order a hundred pieces. 784 00:44:26,091 --> 00:44:30,125 I'm interested in contacting you with the people who can order 10,000. 785 00:44:30,594 --> 00:44:32,594 We're not really set up for that sort of turn out. 786 00:44:32,867 --> 00:44:34,534 No one is until they are. 787 00:44:35,133 --> 00:44:36,133 I am. 788 00:44:36,582 --> 00:44:39,209 I see gold in you. What do you see in me? 789 00:44:39,756 --> 00:44:41,865 - Platinum. - Why would you walk away from platinum? 790 00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:45,141 This could all be yours. Or something very much like it. 791 00:44:45,559 --> 00:44:47,362 Many of the designers work right from here. 792 00:44:47,789 --> 00:44:50,084 I asked you to come when I saw you at Fashion Week... 793 00:44:50,126 --> 00:44:51,873 from New York to Los Angeles, and here you are. 794 00:44:51,915 --> 00:44:53,357 I asked you to come to this soiree. 795 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:54,517 You've come. 796 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,542 Now I'm asking you to move to Los Angeles. 797 00:44:57,919 --> 00:44:59,965 Work in Los Angeles. Stay here. 798 00:45:00,007 --> 00:45:02,030 And let your dream begin to happen. 799 00:45:02,358 --> 00:45:03,678 Where the fuck is Kate right now? 800 00:45:05,483 --> 00:45:06,483 I don't know. 801 00:45:06,634 --> 00:45:08,728 Probably banging some rich dude at some party. 802 00:45:09,934 --> 00:45:13,537 - Probably. You can guarantee. - Champagne poured up her ass in a funnel. 803 00:45:15,282 --> 00:45:18,707 - Better than being in stupid your house. - I hate you. 804 00:45:19,428 --> 00:45:20,428 I'm going to fuck her. 805 00:45:21,057 --> 00:45:22,249 - No you're not. - Yes I am. 806 00:45:22,291 --> 00:45:24,171 You might fuck her but she will never fuck you. 807 00:45:25,348 --> 00:45:27,914 - Do you understand? - That's a very generous offer. 808 00:45:28,188 --> 00:45:31,610 If you don't have an answer for me before you leave Los Angeles... 809 00:45:32,188 --> 00:45:34,340 I'm afraid there's no longer a question. 810 00:45:34,881 --> 00:45:36,238 I'll take it into consideration. 811 00:45:37,010 --> 00:45:38,010 Excellent. 812 00:45:39,829 --> 00:45:42,429 So what does that new girl you've been banging think of all this? 813 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,315 Fine. She loves it. 814 00:45:45,392 --> 00:45:47,780 What? She loves that you're hanging out with your ex? 815 00:45:47,822 --> 00:45:49,262 Actually I should call her probably. 816 00:45:49,728 --> 00:45:50,852 What are you going to say? 817 00:45:50,894 --> 00:45:52,783 'I want to fuck my ex-girlfriend, do you mind?' 818 00:45:53,017 --> 00:45:54,196 You're so stupid. 819 00:45:54,238 --> 00:45:55,838 Shut up. Shut up. I'm not with you, I'm alone. 820 00:45:56,783 --> 00:45:59,656 Hey baby. Yes! 821 00:46:02,463 --> 00:46:04,263 How are you? Where are you? 822 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,440 Aha. 823 00:46:07,065 --> 00:46:08,745 And then will you be done in a little bit? 824 00:46:09,463 --> 00:46:10,463 Yeah. 825 00:46:10,799 --> 00:46:11,799 Cool. 826 00:46:12,018 --> 00:46:16,240 I'm at home... Do you want to come over? 827 00:46:20,661 --> 00:46:23,232 She's just like every other New York girl I've met. 828 00:46:23,443 --> 00:46:26,344 Desperate coke whore, looking for love in LA. 829 00:46:27,388 --> 00:46:28,935 She's lucky if she leaves with a tan. 830 00:46:30,779 --> 00:46:32,114 - Hey. - Hi. 831 00:46:32,443 --> 00:46:34,774 - I've heard so many nice things about you. - Oh really? 832 00:46:34,816 --> 00:46:36,196 Yes. Have you heard about me? 833 00:46:37,068 --> 00:46:38,458 Hydrate. Water cocktail? 834 00:46:38,849 --> 00:46:39,849 I have heard of them. 835 00:46:40,246 --> 00:46:42,476 It propels weight loss through enzyme activation. 836 00:46:42,763 --> 00:46:43,883 You look like you needed it. 837 00:46:44,662 --> 00:46:47,061 Well don't let me keep you. You should work the room. 838 00:46:47,201 --> 00:46:48,721 First impressions are everything here. 839 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,929 First he went crazy and then what happened? 840 00:46:53,971 --> 00:46:55,094 Did you guys talk about it? 841 00:46:55,137 --> 00:46:56,268 We talked about it. 842 00:46:56,311 --> 00:46:58,359 We like broke up. Decided to stay together. 843 00:46:58,841 --> 00:47:00,627 Broke up again, decided to stay together. 844 00:47:01,728 --> 00:47:02,728 It's crunchtime. 845 00:47:27,721 --> 00:47:28,721 Look at me! 846 00:47:41,006 --> 00:47:42,006 What's wrong? 847 00:47:44,053 --> 00:47:45,053 Nothing. 848 00:47:45,436 --> 00:47:50,400 Actually... I think I have to do my radio show a little bit early. 849 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,520 CAN YOU PICK ME UP? COMING 850 00:47:51,522 --> 00:47:52,522 Sorry. 851 00:48:01,978 --> 00:48:02,978 Hi. 852 00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:05,142 Come on. 853 00:48:08,197 --> 00:48:09,197 How was that? 854 00:48:10,017 --> 00:48:12,118 It was really important and it changed my life. 855 00:48:12,463 --> 00:48:14,298 Cool. Looks like you got sunburn. 856 00:48:15,595 --> 00:48:16,717 Want to go to my radio show? 857 00:48:17,010 --> 00:48:18,010 OK. 858 00:48:21,111 --> 00:48:22,111 Are you pumped? 859 00:48:23,658 --> 00:48:24,658 So pumped. 860 00:48:25,010 --> 00:48:27,700 It's a really good place. 861 00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:29,077 I love it so far. 862 00:48:29,119 --> 00:48:31,590 Yeah I know you think I'm not taking you to a radio station... 863 00:48:31,632 --> 00:48:34,307 - but actually taking you into some... - Into a murder area. 864 00:48:34,350 --> 00:48:36,639 It's not Parade headquarters. 865 00:48:37,447 --> 00:48:39,921 But I am... 866 00:48:39,963 --> 00:48:41,410 Got to get this dirt here. 867 00:48:42,136 --> 00:48:44,494 This is how the true punks live. 868 00:48:45,572 --> 00:48:46,905 This isn't a band aid. 869 00:48:46,947 --> 00:48:49,489 It's the part of the band aid you peel off. 870 00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:51,181 You see that? Here. Go take a look. 871 00:48:52,002 --> 00:48:54,032 Go. You can even catch the DJs before us. 872 00:48:57,853 --> 00:49:00,493 And that was another hit that was never a hit. 873 00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:05,579 Only on Run for Your Life, here on KCHUNG Radio. 874 00:49:06,486 --> 00:49:12,050 This is DJ Euge and I have here a very special guest for us tonight runners. 875 00:49:12,686 --> 00:49:14,926 Can you introduce yourself to all the runners out there. 876 00:49:17,748 --> 00:49:18,748 This is Kate. 877 00:49:19,475 --> 00:49:21,490 This is Kate. Great intro. 878 00:49:21,928 --> 00:49:24,623 Kate we have a special game we play on Run For Your Life. 879 00:49:25,076 --> 00:49:27,972 Whenever we have a cool guest such as you. 880 00:49:28,014 --> 00:49:30,880 That game is called On Air Truth or Dare. 881 00:49:31,398 --> 00:49:33,838 And I'd like to play it with you right now if you don't mind. 882 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,320 Sure. 883 00:49:35,363 --> 00:49:37,305 Are you familiar with the rules of such a game? 884 00:49:37,347 --> 00:49:39,194 I have played the game before. I am familiar with the rules. 885 00:49:39,236 --> 00:49:40,726 So you are ready? 886 00:49:41,023 --> 00:49:42,804 I'm a gentleman so I'll let you ask first. 887 00:49:43,171 --> 00:49:45,133 Oh Eugene. Truth or dare? 888 00:49:45,882 --> 00:49:48,764 Truth. I'm a lover of truth. I often always choose it. 889 00:49:50,093 --> 00:49:51,560 I meant the truth. 890 00:49:51,663 --> 00:49:55,263 What did your mother really say about me this morning? 891 00:49:55,507 --> 00:49:57,379 Well when we were on the Skype this morning... 892 00:49:57,421 --> 00:50:00,770 I told my mom I was hanging out with you and you really didn't count. 893 00:50:01,178 --> 00:50:03,913 She said that you were a 'dumb bitch'... 894 00:50:04,413 --> 00:50:08,390 And she hoped that you would 'die' very soon. 895 00:50:08,507 --> 00:50:09,889 - Ouch. - Yes. 896 00:50:10,070 --> 00:50:11,973 I'm glad that all the cards are on the table. 897 00:50:12,554 --> 00:50:14,637 That the information is at my disposal. 898 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:16,960 Knowledge is power. OK. 899 00:50:17,117 --> 00:50:18,686 Maybe it's my turn to ask one now. 900 00:50:19,077 --> 00:50:22,393 - Truth or dare? - I'll go with dare. 901 00:50:23,140 --> 00:50:25,417 Of course you wouldn't take Truth. That makes sense. 902 00:50:25,459 --> 00:50:27,882 - What does that mean? - Dare... Oh I have a good one. 903 00:50:29,413 --> 00:50:34,278 I dare you to do that thing you used to love to do in the morning. 904 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:37,841 Where you'd wake up and I'd already have put my... 905 00:50:37,883 --> 00:50:40,064 'Just get out of bed.' And then you'd continue sleeping... 906 00:50:40,107 --> 00:50:42,011 for hours and hours. That thing that I love. 907 00:50:42,054 --> 00:50:43,425 No this is a different thing. 908 00:50:43,468 --> 00:50:47,464 This is a thing where I place my armpit on your mouth. 909 00:50:47,882 --> 00:50:50,757 And you're inadvertently licking it. 910 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,185 - Yes. - You play that thing... 911 00:50:52,228 --> 00:50:53,354 where I just can't control... 912 00:50:53,397 --> 00:50:55,285 You can't control how badly you want to lick it. 913 00:50:55,327 --> 00:50:57,371 My tongue is just drawn like a moth to a flame. 914 00:50:57,413 --> 00:50:58,606 I'm serious. I'm not kidding. 915 00:50:58,648 --> 00:51:01,046 I'm unbuttoning my shirt right now. OK? 916 00:51:01,242 --> 00:51:04,129 I think I'm going to have to say please go with Truth. 917 00:51:04,296 --> 00:51:07,948 No no no no no no no. You cannot switch horses in mid stream. 918 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,984 The rule of the game is that you pick a thing. 919 00:51:10,026 --> 00:51:13,038 You picked Dare and now you've got to do that. Alright? 920 00:51:13,081 --> 00:51:14,643 You don't want to show everyone at home... 921 00:51:14,686 --> 00:51:16,475 That you're a nothing cheater. 922 00:51:16,968 --> 00:51:18,225 Armpit's out. OK? 923 00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:21,168 Armpit's ready. I'm putting it near the mic. Here. 924 00:51:21,445 --> 00:51:23,757 Come on. This is what you want. Get right in there. 925 00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:25,749 Go for it. This is the dare. 926 00:51:28,451 --> 00:51:29,708 Give it a lick. Come on. 927 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,260 That's nothing. That was a tap. 928 00:51:31,843 --> 00:51:33,563 We're talking about a lick. Give it a lick. 929 00:51:34,999 --> 00:51:36,007 That was a love tap. 930 00:51:37,015 --> 00:51:38,499 We need a straight dare lick. 931 00:51:39,812 --> 00:51:42,280 - Yes. - Oh God it's so salty. 932 00:51:42,890 --> 00:51:44,921 That was a truly horrifying experience. 933 00:51:45,117 --> 00:51:47,660 OK now that we've had a round of On Air Truth or Dare... 934 00:51:47,702 --> 00:51:49,272 Let's play some music. 935 00:51:49,570 --> 00:51:53,317 Only on Run For Your Life. KCHUNG Radio. 936 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:58,718 - You're good. - You're good. 937 00:51:59,468 --> 00:52:00,632 At licking my armpit. 938 00:52:02,601 --> 00:52:04,134 Off air Truth or Dare? 939 00:52:06,031 --> 00:52:07,031 OK. 940 00:52:07,867 --> 00:52:09,671 Do you still have feelings for me? 941 00:52:11,226 --> 00:52:13,666 - Do you still have feelings for me? - Those aren't the rules. 942 00:52:14,437 --> 00:52:16,736 Are you trying to embarrass me on my own radio show? 943 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,780 Maybe. 944 00:52:19,265 --> 00:52:20,598 Oh man, you guys! 945 00:52:21,335 --> 00:52:22,496 That was some good stuff! 946 00:52:22,538 --> 00:52:23,929 - Hey Steve. - Hey. 947 00:52:24,577 --> 00:52:26,426 This is Steve, the station manager. 948 00:52:26,468 --> 00:52:27,762 - Hi. - It's a pleasure to meet you. 949 00:52:27,804 --> 00:52:29,418 - Nice to meet you. - What's going on? 950 00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:33,499 The armpit thing. That's some classic radio right there you know. 951 00:52:34,015 --> 00:52:35,986 You guys are really pushing the envelope. 952 00:52:36,759 --> 00:52:38,124 What's going on after this? 953 00:52:39,085 --> 00:52:40,976 We're probably just going to call it a night. 954 00:52:42,171 --> 00:52:43,632 Yeah me too probably. 955 00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:45,177 - Yeah. - That sounds good. 956 00:52:45,219 --> 00:52:47,546 - Well we've got to get back on air soon. - Yes yes. 957 00:52:47,589 --> 00:52:49,848 You don't want us to do a shout out or anything do you? 958 00:52:49,890 --> 00:52:52,611 No no, I've gotten many of those. 959 00:52:53,303 --> 00:52:54,387 - Love... - Alright... 960 00:52:54,429 --> 00:52:55,526 - See you Steve - Bye. 961 00:52:55,569 --> 00:52:56,663 OK yes. Take care. 962 00:53:00,726 --> 00:53:02,889 A really nice guy. You just have to humor him. 963 00:53:03,796 --> 00:53:04,796 A bit. 964 00:53:06,554 --> 00:53:09,290 I'm really happy that you came on the show with me. 965 00:53:12,742 --> 00:53:14,085 I'm really glad I came to visit. 966 00:53:15,281 --> 00:53:16,599 And we're back um... 967 00:53:16,642 --> 00:53:18,793 I'm really happy you came on the show with me Kate. 968 00:53:18,835 --> 00:53:20,854 Well I'm really glad I came to visit Eugene. 969 00:53:21,234 --> 00:53:24,671 We're calling that a night here at KCHUNG Radio. 970 00:53:24,796 --> 00:53:27,702 Thank you to my very special DJ guest DJ Kate. 971 00:53:28,429 --> 00:53:32,304 And tune in next week when Euge man is rolling solo again. 972 00:53:32,632 --> 00:53:33,632 As usual. 973 00:53:33,897 --> 00:53:35,655 Wasn't that really a dream come true for you? 974 00:53:35,698 --> 00:53:36,596 That was great. 975 00:53:36,639 --> 00:53:38,926 You're always telling me: 'I wish I was a radio star... 976 00:53:38,968 --> 00:53:42,354 I wish I was the significant radio personality like my heroes'. 977 00:53:42,671 --> 00:53:44,700 - Opie and Anthony. - Howard Stern. 978 00:53:44,742 --> 00:53:47,155 Opie and Anthony. Don Innes. 979 00:53:47,601 --> 00:53:48,921 If we really had the big bucks... 980 00:53:49,585 --> 00:53:51,742 We'd be heading up the road to go to a motel tonight. 981 00:53:52,718 --> 00:53:54,944 Now available: Free wireless internet. 982 00:53:55,195 --> 00:53:56,528 - See that? - Uhuh. 983 00:53:56,702 --> 00:53:57,913 - Free. - Yes. 984 00:53:59,273 --> 00:54:00,561 That's the thing about America. 985 00:54:02,179 --> 00:54:03,179 Nothing is free. 986 00:54:03,601 --> 00:54:07,014 We'd probably have to get a room to get free wireless internet here. 987 00:54:07,772 --> 00:54:09,332 - You've got your hill. - Got it all. 988 00:54:09,375 --> 00:54:11,057 You know when you talk about people living on a hill. 989 00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:13,379 You've got your art. Contemporary street art. 990 00:54:14,066 --> 00:54:15,249 You've got everything here. 991 00:54:16,187 --> 00:54:18,587 Cats, feral cats, neighborhood kids. 992 00:54:19,406 --> 00:54:21,843 Kind of keeping in touch with the youth of today. 993 00:54:27,023 --> 00:54:28,819 And the hair that you never had. 994 00:54:29,054 --> 00:54:32,077 Comes back to you. It's really really impressive. 995 00:54:34,054 --> 00:54:35,054 Hey Joy. 996 00:54:35,695 --> 00:54:37,296 Hi Eugene. Surprise! 997 00:54:38,085 --> 00:54:40,038 - How are you? - I cleaned your apartment. 998 00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:42,475 That's really nice. What's up Joy? 999 00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:44,973 - This is um... - Hi I'm Katelyn. 1000 00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:46,069 Get the fuck away from me. 1001 00:54:46,111 --> 00:54:48,309 I'm going to leave you guys alone so you can do... 1002 00:54:48,351 --> 00:54:49,543 No how about you don't. 1003 00:54:49,585 --> 00:54:51,348 - Because I've had the... - How about you go and... 1004 00:54:51,390 --> 00:54:52,637 Shut up for once. 1005 00:54:52,679 --> 00:54:55,301 I've had the pleasure of listening to you for the last two hours. 1006 00:54:55,343 --> 00:54:57,411 So you can spare me a fucking minute. 1007 00:54:58,187 --> 00:54:59,587 Joy you've got to chill for a second. 1008 00:55:01,702 --> 00:55:04,075 - Joy. Seriously. You're acting weird. - I asked you... 1009 00:55:04,117 --> 00:55:06,905 if I could come to the station today and you told me... 1010 00:55:06,947 --> 00:55:09,940 you didn't want me there because I'd blow your fucking concentration. 1011 00:55:10,134 --> 00:55:12,238 And she's co-hosting with you. 1012 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,409 It's not her fault. 1013 00:55:13,452 --> 00:55:16,019 There's no problem here. I don't know why you're going crazy. 1014 00:55:16,061 --> 00:55:18,319 Shut the fuck up. Joy is talking. 1015 00:55:18,813 --> 00:55:21,230 You know what we were doing when he went to pick you up... 1016 00:55:21,272 --> 00:55:23,107 And take you to his fucking radio show? 1017 00:55:23,881 --> 00:55:24,941 We were having sex. 1018 00:55:24,983 --> 00:55:27,491 So I'm happy that you enjoy... 1019 00:55:27,647 --> 00:55:30,654 I'm sorry. I did actually get a call from the radio station. 1020 00:55:30,696 --> 00:55:34,050 I did run into Katelyn in Chinatown. It's just a coincidence. 1021 00:55:34,092 --> 00:55:36,308 - Yes and it's probably just a coincidence... - And you're interpreting... 1022 00:55:36,350 --> 00:55:38,207 that you ended up at Mustache. 1023 00:55:38,249 --> 00:55:41,354 Because Roberto told me that he saw you there with some pale bitch. 1024 00:55:43,421 --> 00:55:44,421 And you know what? 1025 00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:46,985 - Don't grab her stuff. - Look at your basic... 1026 00:55:47,444 --> 00:55:50,572 ass 2012 women and they fucking suck. 1027 00:55:51,733 --> 00:55:53,533 So good luck with that one. 1028 00:55:53,874 --> 00:55:55,084 And you two enjoy each other. 1029 00:55:58,780 --> 00:56:03,066 Hey I'm really really sorry that she fucking blew up. 1030 00:56:03,108 --> 00:56:06,905 Oh God, I think she's shit in your shoe. 1031 00:56:07,006 --> 00:56:09,691 - Ah she shit in my shoe! - She shit in the left one. 1032 00:56:09,734 --> 00:56:12,002 - Will you help me? - No I'm not going to fucking help you. 1033 00:56:12,045 --> 00:56:14,183 Well hold the bag. Hold the bag, hold the bag, hold the bag. 1034 00:56:14,225 --> 00:56:15,787 No...! 1035 00:56:20,483 --> 00:56:22,904 You fucking touched me! Fuck you. 1036 00:56:23,163 --> 00:56:26,003 - Help me, help me, help me. - No I will not help you. 1037 00:56:27,389 --> 00:56:28,389 Eugene... 1038 00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:31,047 Open up won't you. Open up... 1039 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:35,642 Ooh it still smells like shit in here. 1040 00:56:35,937 --> 00:56:39,131 It's not that horrible. There's a lot of skunks in the neighborhood anyway. 1041 00:56:39,366 --> 00:56:40,584 It smells so bad. 1042 00:56:49,077 --> 00:56:51,389 - First I want to wash my hands. - OK. 1043 00:56:51,810 --> 00:56:53,997 Then I think I actually really want to poo. 1044 00:56:54,278 --> 00:56:57,278 - OK. I want to take a shower after that. - Then I want to get room service. 1045 00:56:57,321 --> 00:56:59,504 - What do you want to order? - Lobster. 1046 00:56:59,546 --> 00:57:01,261 Maybe we shouldn't go to a motel. 1047 00:57:01,303 --> 00:57:02,787 Oh shit watch out. This is Joy. 1048 00:57:05,866 --> 00:57:07,066 - Eat shit? - Ow. 1049 00:57:08,374 --> 00:57:10,960 She's mildly unstable. God I love her! 1050 00:57:11,780 --> 00:57:13,170 - What's up guys? - Very well. 1051 00:57:13,467 --> 00:57:14,928 Now you can probably fuck her. 1052 00:57:15,233 --> 00:57:17,393 - What are you talking about? - She's my ex-girlfriend. 1053 00:57:17,628 --> 00:57:20,577 - Wow. Great. - Yes she just pooped in all my shoes. 1054 00:57:20,952 --> 00:57:22,645 - The left ones. - Really? 1055 00:57:22,687 --> 00:57:23,687 Just the left shoes. 1056 00:57:24,014 --> 00:57:25,481 Wow. Shit. That sucks. 1057 00:57:25,678 --> 00:57:28,295 Yes. My house smells like... shit. 1058 00:57:28,639 --> 00:57:30,949 And we're going to go to a Chinese hotel on Broadway. 1059 00:57:30,991 --> 00:57:33,168 No you're coming to my house for a beer. 1060 00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:35,285 - Horrible idea. - That's a great idea. 1061 00:57:36,224 --> 00:57:37,760 - Yes yes yes. - Definitely. 1062 00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:40,325 - Alright alright alright. - I have beer. I have vodka. 1063 00:57:40,368 --> 00:57:41,768 - OK and... - What else do you want? 1064 00:57:41,810 --> 00:57:45,059 - Malibu pineapple... - I've got gin... 1065 00:57:45,575 --> 00:57:47,317 Terrific. Why were you holding out on us? 1066 00:57:52,975 --> 00:57:57,641 So do you think it's at all funny that Eugene is such a pathetic loser now? 1067 00:57:58,193 --> 00:57:59,531 What do you mean? 1068 00:57:59,573 --> 00:58:01,670 You know what I mean. Like look at him. 1069 00:58:02,756 --> 00:58:04,148 It seems like he's doing OK. 1070 00:58:04,787 --> 00:58:08,182 No, but he lives in a shithole down there. 1071 00:58:08,225 --> 00:58:09,274 And is like... 1072 00:58:09,317 --> 00:58:11,336 Yes it looks a lot like your shithole up here. 1073 00:58:11,378 --> 00:58:12,401 Stupid girlfriend. 1074 00:58:12,444 --> 00:58:13,444 What? No. 1075 00:58:13,725 --> 00:58:15,685 They're exactly the fucking same. They're both... 1076 00:58:16,319 --> 00:58:18,878 Weird creepy little hobbit holes full of garbage. 1077 00:58:19,733 --> 00:58:22,095 It just sounded like, when you guys were going out... 1078 00:58:22,383 --> 00:58:24,763 his life was pretty fucking good and a lot better than... 1079 00:58:25,132 --> 00:58:26,223 what it is now. 1080 00:58:26,265 --> 00:58:27,814 His life, as far as I can tell... 1081 00:58:27,856 --> 00:58:29,775 is exactly the same as it was when we were together. 1082 00:58:29,817 --> 00:58:32,167 I'm not trying to throw you into the ditch here. 1083 00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:36,178 I'm just saying you ruined his life. I've ruined lives. It's fine. 1084 00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:37,033 Come on! 1085 00:58:37,076 --> 00:58:40,190 It's entirely possible that everything Eugene ever told you about me... 1086 00:58:40,232 --> 00:58:42,060 Is completely untrue. 1087 00:58:42,872 --> 00:58:44,133 Has that ever occurred to you? 1088 00:58:44,175 --> 00:58:47,070 What are you talking about. He's the most honest guy in this block. 1089 00:58:47,113 --> 00:58:48,977 Well he told me some things about you too. 1090 00:58:49,019 --> 00:58:51,407 He told me that your mom bankrolls your entire existence... 1091 00:58:51,449 --> 00:58:53,687 and that you travel around the world just looking for girls... 1092 00:58:53,730 --> 00:58:55,290 who are desperate enough to fuck you... 1093 00:58:55,354 --> 00:58:56,971 in whatever fucking hole you can find. 1094 00:58:57,206 --> 00:59:00,899 And that you're still hanging on to the dream of making a living as an artist... 1095 00:59:00,941 --> 00:59:02,898 but your paintings are so fucking bad... 1096 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:05,944 that nobody would ever, in a million years... 1097 00:59:06,287 --> 00:59:07,923 pay you money for them. 1098 00:59:07,965 --> 00:59:09,985 You should pay people to take them off your hands 1099 00:59:10,027 --> 00:59:12,251 and destroy them. They are worthless. 1100 00:59:12,293 --> 00:59:14,246 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 1101 00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:16,516 You can make fun of my mom... 1102 00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,907 You can make fun of my fucking dick hole. 1103 00:59:18,949 --> 00:59:20,374 Careful where you point that thing. 1104 00:59:20,417 --> 00:59:23,007 Or my fucking neighbor, my pathetic loser neighbor. 1105 00:59:23,049 --> 00:59:24,527 Who I love and cherish. 1106 00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:26,594 Whose life you fucking destroyed. 1107 00:59:26,636 --> 00:59:28,893 But don't ever make fun of my artwork. 1108 00:59:28,935 --> 00:59:32,301 I could fucking kill you right now. I could fucking kill myself right now. 1109 00:59:32,605 --> 00:59:33,605 I wish you would. 1110 00:59:34,246 --> 00:59:35,726 Fuck you! You know what? 1111 00:59:46,868 --> 00:59:47,868 It's OK. 1112 00:59:50,306 --> 00:59:51,973 Everybody's art is bad. 1113 01:00:49,273 --> 01:00:50,273 Hey! 1114 01:00:52,031 --> 01:00:54,179 Yeah I'm good. How are you? 1115 01:00:58,101 --> 01:00:59,101 Oh really? 1116 01:01:00,789 --> 01:01:02,054 Did you get really drunk again? 1117 01:01:02,863 --> 01:01:05,130 Last night? No I hung out with Mickey. 1118 01:01:09,902 --> 01:01:10,902 Well of course. 1119 01:01:14,543 --> 01:01:15,543 Um... 1120 01:01:16,441 --> 01:01:17,908 No I haven't seen him. 1121 01:01:22,527 --> 01:01:23,527 Hey I've got to go. 1122 01:01:24,035 --> 01:01:25,035 Yeah. 1123 01:01:25,949 --> 01:01:27,669 I'll call you back in a couple of hours OK? 1124 01:01:29,441 --> 01:01:30,441 Alright. 1125 01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:32,160 I love you too. 1126 01:01:33,590 --> 01:01:34,590 Bye. 1127 01:01:38,875 --> 01:01:41,390 - Hey. - Hi. 1128 01:01:42,125 --> 01:01:44,914 I love you too. I love you too. 1129 01:01:45,719 --> 01:01:46,719 Who was that? 1130 01:01:47,641 --> 01:01:48,900 It was your mom actually. 1131 01:01:48,942 --> 01:01:50,578 She called to say she was sorry. 1132 01:01:51,289 --> 01:01:53,695 - That's very nice of you. - She likes me after all. 1133 01:01:53,961 --> 01:01:56,020 - Yes and I guess you love her. - I love her. 1134 01:01:56,062 --> 01:01:57,062 - Too. - Too. 1135 01:01:59,242 --> 01:02:00,247 I had a thought. 1136 01:02:00,289 --> 01:02:01,289 Yeah? 1137 01:02:01,664 --> 01:02:02,744 Shall we do your paperwork? 1138 01:02:03,289 --> 01:02:04,398 Let's finally do that. 1139 01:02:04,875 --> 01:02:06,195 - Does that sound good? - OK. 1140 01:02:06,484 --> 01:02:07,984 4th of July mother fuckers. 1141 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,387 What's going on? 1142 01:02:13,070 --> 01:02:15,328 - What are you going to do today? - Nothing. Staying in. 1143 01:02:19,984 --> 01:02:21,164 Do you want to do something? 1144 01:02:21,867 --> 01:02:23,966 - Like go somewhere? - Go to a party of something. 1145 01:02:24,008 --> 01:02:25,808 - Yeah. You want to? - Yeah! 1146 01:02:26,992 --> 01:02:28,601 Should I call some people? 1147 01:02:29,976 --> 01:02:31,138 - Sure. - Cool. 1148 01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:32,539 What vibe are you feeling? 1149 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,560 I don't know Euge. You pick the vibe. 1150 01:02:36,031 --> 01:02:37,031 No. 1151 01:02:38,023 --> 01:02:39,023 Hi. 1152 01:02:39,438 --> 01:02:40,438 Not this car. 1153 01:02:43,953 --> 01:02:44,953 It's nice. 1154 01:02:45,367 --> 01:02:46,501 - Hey guys. - Yo! 1155 01:02:47,414 --> 01:02:48,523 I don't want to do that. 1156 01:02:49,781 --> 01:02:52,302 - You kind of have to. - Yeah Kate you have to. 1157 01:02:52,344 --> 01:02:53,664 - Or we can't get going. - Really? 1158 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:56,960 It's just part of it. I can't go unless you do it. 1159 01:02:57,570 --> 01:02:58,992 You heard her. It's part of it. 1160 01:03:00,547 --> 01:03:01,547 Well come on. 1161 01:03:03,414 --> 01:03:04,796 I'm not going to tell anybody. 1162 01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:06,750 Can't you just make a fist. 1163 01:03:08,016 --> 01:03:09,016 Alright I'll do the bump. 1164 01:03:12,546 --> 01:03:13,546 OK. And we're off. 1165 01:03:14,569 --> 01:03:16,166 Sure. Normally yes. Come with us. 1166 01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:19,137 But I think this is supposed to be kind of like exclusive. 1167 01:03:19,179 --> 01:03:21,097 I mean no pressure. Sorry to even bring it up. 1168 01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:22,140 Yeah. 1169 01:03:22,383 --> 01:03:24,919 Ready to soak in that Palisades money? 1170 01:03:24,961 --> 01:03:25,961 It seems kind of dead. 1171 01:03:29,172 --> 01:03:31,572 Looks like there's some pretty hot chicks here at the party. 1172 01:03:31,793 --> 01:03:33,793 What do you care? You couldn't get with her anyway. 1173 01:03:34,656 --> 01:03:35,656 OK we'll see. 1174 01:03:36,242 --> 01:03:37,309 Yeah we will see. 1175 01:03:37,492 --> 01:03:39,551 Look I'll just pick up the guys who are hot... 1176 01:03:39,593 --> 01:03:41,281 and you can pick up the girls who are hot. 1177 01:03:41,734 --> 01:03:43,774 And there won't be any tension between us, alright? 1178 01:03:44,367 --> 01:03:45,367 So for instance... 1179 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:48,425 That guy over there: Really hot obviously. 1180 01:03:48,968 --> 01:03:51,093 Guy next to him, not that hot. 1181 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:53,132 But would probably look really good naked. 1182 01:03:54,429 --> 01:03:57,363 Guy by the barbecue, very psychotic looking. 1183 01:03:57,859 --> 01:03:59,780 But usually those dudes are the best fucks. 1184 01:04:00,148 --> 01:04:01,875 You've got the Wisconsin skin girl. 1185 01:04:01,917 --> 01:04:03,554 Oh yeah I'm just visiting from New York. 1186 01:04:03,597 --> 01:04:05,378 - I just moved here from there. - Oh really? 1187 01:04:05,421 --> 01:04:07,551 Yeah. I felt like I went from zero to sixty. 1188 01:04:08,867 --> 01:04:10,421 I'm going to go for a dip OK. 1189 01:04:10,859 --> 01:04:11,859 OK. 1190 01:04:12,039 --> 01:04:15,046 Now I'm at 100 and about to be at 110 soon. 1191 01:04:16,015 --> 01:04:17,989 Where are you - like a 10, 15, 20? 1192 01:04:18,031 --> 01:04:20,491 Probably like 200. I'm going to put my bathing suit on. 1193 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:21,758 Let me get a frank. 1194 01:05:15,206 --> 01:05:16,206 Oh hi. 1195 01:05:17,737 --> 01:05:20,073 - Really nice in there. - Oh my God, Kate. Kate! 1196 01:05:24,721 --> 01:05:25,721 Hey. 1197 01:05:36,129 --> 01:05:37,196 What's going on? 1198 01:05:38,450 --> 01:05:39,450 So... 1199 01:05:45,035 --> 01:05:46,309 Yo! Hey guys. 1200 01:05:52,803 --> 01:05:54,620 I'm just here for a couple of days. 1201 01:05:54,662 --> 01:05:56,658 - Where's Jack? - He's in New York. 1202 01:05:56,701 --> 01:05:58,481 - Oh bummer. - Yeah. 1203 01:05:59,272 --> 01:06:00,716 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 1204 01:06:01,771 --> 01:06:02,839 Eugene. 1205 01:06:02,881 --> 01:06:04,281 - Hey what's happening? - Hey Luke. 1206 01:06:04,490 --> 01:06:05,490 You guys know each other? 1207 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:07,130 Yes... through Jack. 1208 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:10,597 Who's Jack? 1209 01:06:10,639 --> 01:06:12,172 Oh you don't know Jack? 1210 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,420 Ah no. I guess I don't know Jack. 1211 01:06:15,686 --> 01:06:16,722 Oh he's the best. 1212 01:06:16,764 --> 01:06:18,154 Oh that's great. 1213 01:06:18,889 --> 01:06:20,201 Really cool. 1214 01:06:20,842 --> 01:06:21,842 Weird energy. 1215 01:06:22,092 --> 01:06:23,159 Yeah super weird. 1216 01:06:23,803 --> 01:06:25,163 So how long are you here? 1217 01:06:25,678 --> 01:06:27,193 - Till Sunday. - Cool. 1218 01:06:38,693 --> 01:06:39,693 Hey you! 1219 01:06:39,736 --> 01:06:40,993 Hey ugly! 1220 01:06:41,036 --> 01:06:42,989 Yeah I know you. I've seen you before. I know it. 1221 01:06:43,032 --> 01:06:44,088 I don't think so. 1222 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:46,622 You look just like my goddam brother. You know that? 1223 01:06:47,521 --> 01:06:50,049 - You know he lives in Florida. - He sounds like a handsome guy. 1224 01:06:50,091 --> 01:06:51,755 He's an ugly mother fucker like you. 1225 01:06:51,872 --> 01:06:53,841 He's an ugly duck piece of shit like you. 1226 01:06:54,021 --> 01:06:55,067 You know what's your name? 1227 01:06:55,771 --> 01:06:56,771 What's your name? 1228 01:07:06,580 --> 01:07:08,000 Your father sounds like an idiot. 1229 01:07:08,042 --> 01:07:09,297 Yeah fuck you. Fuck you. 1230 01:07:09,339 --> 01:07:10,899 Don't talk about my fucking father OK. 1231 01:07:11,493 --> 01:07:13,720 You don't know shit. Relationships. 1232 01:07:13,876 --> 01:07:15,487 That's all that matters in life. 1233 01:07:16,276 --> 01:07:17,276 That's all we got. 1234 01:07:19,073 --> 01:07:20,190 Without love... 1235 01:07:21,142 --> 01:07:22,280 Eugene. 1236 01:07:22,323 --> 01:07:24,480 Alright. OK. Thank you. 1237 01:07:25,340 --> 01:07:26,340 Thank you for everything. 1238 01:07:26,457 --> 01:07:27,457 Piece of shit. 1239 01:07:30,371 --> 01:07:31,771 Alright magic 8 ball. 1240 01:07:32,535 --> 01:07:34,255 What's going to happen between me and Kate? 1241 01:07:35,690 --> 01:07:37,915 Give me a sign. Just like... me and Kate. 1242 01:07:37,957 --> 01:07:39,409 I need to know. 1243 01:07:40,066 --> 01:07:41,269 I want to know. 1244 01:07:43,558 --> 01:07:45,831 It's going to be a really cute rooftop thing later on. 1245 01:07:45,874 --> 01:07:46,802 Oh I'm super psyched. 1246 01:07:46,844 --> 01:07:47,844 Hey. 1247 01:07:48,113 --> 01:07:49,113 Oh hi. 1248 01:07:49,808 --> 01:07:51,475 - Have you tried Hydrate yet? - I have. 1249 01:07:52,379 --> 01:07:53,768 It's my water cocktail. 1250 01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:55,880 It propels weight loss through enzyme activation. 1251 01:07:55,928 --> 01:07:56,928 I know. 1252 01:07:57,886 --> 01:08:00,140 It's the same girl from the other party. 1253 01:08:00,467 --> 01:08:01,467 Oh. 1254 01:08:01,509 --> 01:08:03,269 That was one thing. But this party's like... 1255 01:08:03,312 --> 01:08:04,556 Super exclusive. 1256 01:08:04,598 --> 01:08:05,935 It's not for everyone. 1257 01:08:06,192 --> 01:08:10,080 - Bitch I heard you yesterday... - How does she... 1258 01:08:10,122 --> 01:08:11,852 before I fill your lungs with pool water. 1259 01:08:13,704 --> 01:08:14,704 I like you. 1260 01:08:15,254 --> 01:08:16,254 Sit. 1261 01:08:17,151 --> 01:08:18,526 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1262 01:08:18,569 --> 01:08:19,881 To staying hydrated. 1263 01:08:19,923 --> 01:08:21,388 To second impressions. 1264 01:08:26,963 --> 01:08:27,963 - Hey. - Hey. 1265 01:08:28,870 --> 01:08:29,870 Do you know Eugene? 1266 01:08:30,072 --> 01:08:31,672 No no don't introduce me... 1267 01:08:31,715 --> 01:08:32,804 Will you just come with me? 1268 01:08:32,846 --> 01:08:33,846 - Come on let's go. - No. 1269 01:08:34,034 --> 01:08:35,831 - Come on let's go. - No no no no no no. 1270 01:08:35,939 --> 01:08:38,242 OK so you just want to sit here with them... 1271 01:08:38,284 --> 01:08:40,242 and talk about the water drink... 1272 01:08:40,284 --> 01:08:41,929 - and drink the water with them? - Don't do this. 1273 01:08:41,971 --> 01:08:44,504 I'm... What am I doing? I'm just saying this is what you're like. 1274 01:08:44,546 --> 01:08:46,502 Talk to people who don't even matter... 1275 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:47,995 Who talk about nothing. 1276 01:08:48,037 --> 01:08:50,706 And you sit there with a smile because it might mean something later. 1277 01:08:50,748 --> 01:08:52,892 If that's what you want... OK drink the water. 1278 01:08:52,934 --> 01:08:54,721 Drink it drink it. Have a good time. 1279 01:08:54,947 --> 01:08:55,947 Cheers to you. 1280 01:08:57,026 --> 01:08:58,410 Who is that drunk? 1281 01:08:59,074 --> 01:09:00,074 You know him? 1282 01:09:01,354 --> 01:09:02,471 He's a friend of mine. 1283 01:09:05,143 --> 01:09:07,526 You're the best thing that's happened to me all day. 1284 01:09:34,988 --> 01:09:36,908 I've been waiting a long time. 1285 01:09:41,587 --> 01:09:43,868 Whoa! Shut the fuck up. 1286 01:09:43,910 --> 01:09:46,012 You shut the fuck up. Open the door. 1287 01:09:47,035 --> 01:09:48,035 Wait a second. 1288 01:09:49,596 --> 01:09:51,275 Wait a second. Chill! 1289 01:09:56,823 --> 01:09:57,823 Fuck you. 1290 01:10:02,261 --> 01:10:03,261 Wait! 1291 01:10:07,815 --> 01:10:08,815 Yo wait! 1292 01:10:09,307 --> 01:10:10,307 Hey! 1293 01:10:12,698 --> 01:10:14,166 Where the fuck are you going? 1294 01:10:16,448 --> 01:10:18,401 - Wait! - Leave me the fuck alone. 1295 01:10:20,315 --> 01:10:22,065 God how can I leave you alone? 1296 01:10:22,107 --> 01:10:23,187 Why aren't you in New York? 1297 01:10:23,229 --> 01:10:25,523 Why did you ever fucking come here? 1298 01:10:25,565 --> 01:10:27,219 What do you want me to do? Marry you? I don't even... 1299 01:10:27,261 --> 01:10:28,242 - Yeah yeah. - fucking like you. 1300 01:10:28,284 --> 01:10:29,250 I want you to marry me. 1301 01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:30,095 - Fuck. - I want you to marry me. 1302 01:10:30,137 --> 01:10:31,408 Marry me marry me. Whoa whoa. 1303 01:10:31,753 --> 01:10:33,469 Fucking loser. Fuck you! 1304 01:10:33,511 --> 01:10:35,244 Hey! Hey you dropped this. 1305 01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:38,263 I said you dropped this. 1306 01:10:38,372 --> 01:10:40,610 - You have a... - In Russia men carry the purses. 1307 01:10:41,444 --> 01:10:42,604 You're going to pay for this. 1308 01:10:42,743 --> 01:10:44,016 For screwing up my hair. 1309 01:10:44,696 --> 01:10:45,696 Screwing up my life. 1310 01:10:45,868 --> 01:10:47,466 Why do you think I've got balls... 1311 01:10:47,508 --> 01:10:49,242 after you fucking left me? 1312 01:10:49,285 --> 01:10:50,397 Because of you. 1313 01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:52,602 I cannot fucking stand you. 1314 01:10:52,758 --> 01:10:55,078 I can't fucking... 1315 01:10:59,008 --> 01:11:01,664 Bitch. You're so heavy... 1316 01:11:02,047 --> 01:11:03,188 I love you. 1317 01:11:03,922 --> 01:11:05,220 You don't fucking love me. 1318 01:11:06,922 --> 01:11:08,646 You don't even fucking care about me. 1319 01:11:08,688 --> 01:11:12,263 You don't. You only fucking like me because I fucking dumped you. 1320 01:11:12,305 --> 01:11:14,036 You're right I fucking don't love you. 1321 01:11:14,078 --> 01:11:17,040 I don't fucking love you. I love me! 1322 01:11:17,219 --> 01:11:19,694 I love me and I want you. 1323 01:11:19,736 --> 01:11:22,943 That's the fucking thing I want most in the fucking world. 1324 01:11:22,985 --> 01:11:24,425 - No you fucking don't. - I want you. 1325 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:25,520 I hate you. 1326 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:31,420 I hate you too. So fucking much. 1327 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:50,260 CLOTHESER LTD ALL YOURS, LOVE EUGENE. 1328 01:13:06,657 --> 01:13:07,746 Are you flying First Class? 1329 01:13:07,789 --> 01:13:09,116 I'm flying the plane actually. 1330 01:13:09,158 --> 01:13:10,915 You're flying the plane? That's cool. 1331 01:13:10,957 --> 01:13:13,150 - I've got a pilot's license. - Right. You're piloting. 1332 01:13:21,613 --> 01:13:24,543 - Should I put this in your trunk? - Ah no. Put it in the back actually. 1333 01:13:25,330 --> 01:13:26,397 Can you do that? 1334 01:13:29,197 --> 01:13:31,677 - Going to open the door? - I know. I'm going to open the door. 1335 01:13:43,946 --> 01:13:45,008 You OK? 1336 01:13:45,050 --> 01:13:46,614 Yeah I forgot how to drive for a second. 1337 01:13:51,471 --> 01:13:52,915 - Well that was a hoot. - And a half. 1338 01:13:56,908 --> 01:13:57,908 I'm going to miss you. 1339 01:13:59,314 --> 01:14:01,181 I'm coming back really soon. 1340 01:14:02,455 --> 01:14:03,588 - Really? - Yes. 1341 01:14:04,291 --> 01:14:06,939 Why? More adventures? 1342 01:14:07,283 --> 01:14:09,479 With me, your loving friend? 1343 01:14:10,275 --> 01:14:11,342 I'm moving here. 1344 01:14:12,838 --> 01:14:14,171 What? You're moving here? 1345 01:14:14,697 --> 01:14:15,874 - Yeah. - No you're not. 1346 01:14:15,916 --> 01:14:16,916 Yes I am. 1347 01:14:17,041 --> 01:14:20,478 You're moving here? That's... What? Why? How? What? 1348 01:14:22,580 --> 01:14:25,023 Paulston's going to integrate my stuff into his line. 1349 01:14:25,963 --> 01:14:27,897 What the fuck does that mean? 1350 01:14:27,939 --> 01:14:29,642 It means he's buying the company. 1351 01:14:30,799 --> 01:14:31,799 The company? 1352 01:14:34,275 --> 01:14:37,620 Our company? The company that we used to have together... 1353 01:14:37,744 --> 01:14:40,570 and then I signed over fully 100% to you this morning? 1354 01:14:40,612 --> 01:14:42,182 That's the company that he's buying? 1355 01:14:42,805 --> 01:14:44,047 He's buying my line... 1356 01:14:44,089 --> 01:14:46,832 which is a portion of the company that you signed over to me. 1357 01:15:02,861 --> 01:15:05,945 Nice nice. Well you don't have a job any more. 1358 01:15:05,987 --> 01:15:07,287 No I don't. I'm unemployed. 1359 01:15:08,417 --> 01:15:09,550 How does it feel? 1360 01:15:10,222 --> 01:15:11,612 - Free. - Free? 1361 01:15:12,511 --> 01:15:15,111 - Yeah baby. - Yeah baby. Free again. 1362 01:15:16,261 --> 01:15:17,682 Freebie and the bean. 1363 01:15:17,932 --> 01:15:19,017 I'm the bean. 1364 01:15:19,059 --> 01:15:20,987 I'm never going to Staples again. 1365 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:28,280 Here let me help you with your stuff. 1366 01:15:41,322 --> 01:15:42,656 This was good right? 1367 01:15:44,119 --> 01:15:46,004 You should drive back out here with me. 1368 01:15:49,799 --> 01:15:50,799 OK. Bye. 1369 01:15:56,097 --> 01:15:58,231 Major late. I've got to go. 1370 01:15:58,519 --> 01:16:00,605 Alright. Got to go. Get out of here! 93969