Original subtitles

BLECCH! I AM SO BORED!

ME, TOO.

WELL, WHAT DO WE DO

WHEN WE'RE FEELING BORED?

WHINE?

SQUIRM?

NO. WE TAKE OUT THE SOLOMON FAMILY

RAINY DAY FUN BOOK.

OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! I FORGOT WE HAD THAT!

COME ON. LET'S HAVE A LOOK, SHALL WE?

WE CAN COME UP WITH IDEA FOR SOMETHING FUN TO DO.

NOW, LET'S SEE.

WE'VE DONE VIDEO ARCADES, AIRPORT BAR,

SHETLAND PONY RIDES...

TINY HORSES.

THAT WAS SO COOL!

IT'S FUN TO READ THIS BOOK.

READING THIS BOOK IN THIS BOOK?

YES, BUT STOP INTERRUPTING.

WELL, NOW, HERE'S 2 THINGS WE HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED:

VISIT A PARALLEL UNIVERSE OR RENT GO-KARTS.

VISIT A PARALLEL UNIVERSE?

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

SIMPLE.

WE JUST USE THE TIME-SPACE PORTAL IN THE CLOSET.

OK. HERE'S MY CONCERN.

DO THEY GET ANGRY

IF YOU DRIVE THE GO-KARTS OFF THE TRACK?

WAIT. SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

THAT WE ARE LIVING ANOTHER EXISTENCE IN ANOTHER PLACE?

ACTUALLY, SALLY, EVERYONE EXISTS

IN EVERY POSSIBLE PLACE AT EVERY POSSIBLE TIME.

WAIT A SECOND. THAT MEANS THAT SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOW,

I'M DRIVING GO-KARTS.

LET'S GO!

WELL, WHAT ABOUT TOMMY?

LEAVE HIM A NOTE.

OH! OH! AM I OK TO GO DRESSED LIKE THIS?

YOU'RE FINE. ANYWAY,

I'M SURE THEY HAVE A GAP THERE.

SALLY!

OK! I'M SO EXCITED! Harry: COME ON!

HERE WE GO!

WHO AM I KIDDING?

THERE'S NO PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION

IN THE CLOSET.

OH. OH.

IT'S IN THE SHOWER.

YES! OOH, I WANT TO GO TO WISCONSIN!

Harry: I WISH I WAS ANYWHERE IN WESTERN EUROPE!

COME ON, LET'S GO!

[SIGHS]

THIS IS FANTASTIC!

DICK, YOU LOOK GREAT!

OH, SO DO YOU!

OH!

AND LOOK AT HARRY!

OH, MY GOD! WE'VE GOT TOWELS!

OH! WAIT! LOOK! THERE'S MORE!

[SALLY GASPS]

LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

WE MUST BE DOING INCREDIBLY WELL IN THIS PARALLEL UNIVERSE!

IT IS SO OPEN AND AIRY!

YEAH. WE SHOULD GET SOME CATTLE.

Dick: HEY, GUYS!

GUYS, LOOK AT THIS!

THERE'S A NEW YORK TAXI AND A NEW YORK BUS!

[GASPS] I CAN SEE THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!

OH, YEAH, AND LOOK AT THE SIDEWALKS,

JAMMED WITH PEOPLE OF EVERY CONCEIVABLE ETHNIC BACKGROUND!

HOT DAMN, WE'RE IN VEGAS!

Harry: NEW YORK CITY, MY KIND OF TOWN.

IT'S THE CITY BY THE BAY.

GATEWAY TO THE WEST.

THE ALOHA STATE.

MOTOWN!

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Answering machine: HELLO,

YOU'VE REACHED THE SOLOMON RESIDENCE.

THIS IS DICK SOLOMON, ATTORNEY AT LAW.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.

[BEEP]

Woman: DICK, YOU'RE DUE IN COURT IN AN HOUR. GOOD LUCK.

DID YOU HEAR THAT? I HAVE AN ANSWERING MACHINE,

AND I'M A LAWYER!

OF COURSE, WE HAVE WHOLE NEW LIVES HERE!

YEAH, AND WE'VE GOT TO PLAY ALONG.

I'VE GOT TO GO TO COURT!

OOH, I GOTTA GO SHOPPING!

MMM, I'M GONNA GET A PRETZEL.

LOOK! HERE ARE YOUR COATS!

OOH! COOL!

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON MARY'S FACE

WHEN SHE FINDS OUT THAT I'M A LAWYER!

HOLD ON A SECOND. ALBRIGHT'S HERE?

OH, I'M SURE SHE IS.

A LOVE LIKE OURS TRANSCENDS ALL DIMENSIONAL LIMITATIONS,

AND MAYBE YOU'LL MEET SOME PEOPLE YOU KNOW, TOO.

OH, REALLY?

OH, YEAH. IN FACT, F.Y.I.,

THEY MAY HAVE MADE DIFFERENT LIFE CHOICES IN THIS UNIVERSE.

MMM. YEAH, I SEE WHAT HE'S SAYING.

YOU SEE, IN THIS WORLD,

OFFICER DON COULD BE AN OLD VIETNAMESE WOMAN.

NO. HARRY, THEY'LL HAVE THE SAME BODIES.

DICK'S JUST SAYING THEY'LL PROBABLY ALL BE GAY.

OH, NO, NO, NO. GENERAL, ALLOW ME!

YOU SERVED YOUR COUNTRY BRAVELY.

IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. GO ON, GIT!

I'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE COURTHOUSE IS.

UH, EXCUSE ME.

UH, SIR, COULD YOU GIVE ME SOME DIRECTIONS?

YOU MUST BE FROM OUT OF TOWN.

UH, NO, NO, NO. I BREATHE NEW YORK.

I KNOW THIS ISLAND LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.

THEN WHY DO YOU NEED DIRECTIONS?

I MEANT, DO YOU NEED DIRECTIONS?

I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE COMING IN FROM OUT OF TOWN

AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GET TO THE COURTHOUSE!

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FROM THIS PLANET?

TAXI!

SALLY!

SALLY! HARRY! HEADS UP, GUYS!

NEW YORKERS CAN BE CURT.

UM, OK. YOU GUYS?

DOESN'T THAT GUY BY THE NEWSSTAND

LOOK A LOT LIKE TOMMY?

GUYS!

TOMMY! TOMMY! TOMMY!

Tommy: HEY!

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S HIM! OH HO HO! THERE YOU ARE!

SO, YOU GOT OUR NOTE?

NOTE? NO. I JUST COME TO THIS PARALLEL DIMENSION

ALL THE TIME. MOSTLY MIDWEEK.

YOU KNOW, THE THEATER PRICES ARE CHEAPER,

AND YOU MISS THE BRIDGE AND TUNNEL CROWDS.

OH. IS THIS THING HARD TO DO?

I FELL RIGHT INTO IT.

I GOT MYSELF A REALLY NICE GIG IN MIDTOWN.

OH, LISTEN, TOMMY. I'M DUE IN COURT,

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE COURTHOUSE.

OH, I GOTTA GO TO WORK, TOO.

YOU CAN SHARE MY CAB AND, IF YOU GOT TIME,

I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE PEEP SHOWS MOVED

AFTER THEY CLEANED UP TIMES SQUARE.

TOMMY, I AM AN ATTORNEY!

BUT, YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

IT'S THIS WAY.

WHOA! CHECK IT OUT, SALLY!

YOU WRITE A COLUMN FOR THE NEWSPAPER!

OH, MY GOD!

AND I'M HOTTER HERE, IF THAT'S POSSIBLE!

LOOK! "THE 2-HOUR ORGASM."

I WROTE THAT!

NICE.

I GOTTA GET CRACKIN' ON TOMORROW'S COLUMN, BABY.

YEAH. [MAKES KISSING SOUNDS] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

WHAT ABOUT ME?

I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

JUST WATCH TV LIKE I DO BACK HOME?

I ALWAYS GET LEFT OUT!

MR. SOLOMON, SCOTT'S BACK FROM THE HAMPTONS,

AND HE WANTS TO TALK. IT'S URGENT.

OUTSTANDING.

WHAT DO I DO?

JUST, UH, PLAY THE GAME.

WHAT? I DON'T KNOW HOW!

HEY, SALLY,

HOW DO I KNOW IF THIS GUY THAT I MET AT POWER YOGA

IS THE MARRYING TYPE?

UH, THE SEX'LL BE GOOD?

OH, THAT'S AWESOME! THANKS!

COME ON, MR. SOLOMON. IT'S TIME TO GO.

OH, YES! I SUPPOSE IT IS.

OH, JUST GET IN THE CAR!

HEY, MAN!

HEY, CAN YOU GET THIS FOR ME? THANKS.

KENNY! HEY, CAN I GET A BAGEL? THANKS.

TOBY!

HEY, CAN WE GO EASY ON THE WIGS THIS WEEK?

IT'S DRYIN' OUT THE SCALP.

HEY, THANKS...TARA!

TARA, WHOO.

TRACY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?

HEY, CAN WE TALK FOR A SECOND?

YEAH.

HEY, LISTEN, UH, TOMMY, MAN,

I DON'T NEED TO STUDY THESE LINES, MAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

THAT WORKS FOR YOU, RIGHT?

BUT, UH, ME, ALL I GOTTA DO

IS CULTIVATE THAT LITTLE "OOPS! I MESSED UP!" GIGGLE...

[GIGGLES]

THEN AMERICA'S GONNA BE LOVIN' ME, TOO, SO WHAT'S UP?

LOOK, I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LITTLE WEIRD BETWEEN US RECENTLY,

WHAT WITH ME GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION

AND YOU SORT OF SHOVED INTO THE BACKGROUND.

YEAH. IT DOES SEEM A LITTLE UNFAIR, YOU KNOW,

'CAUSE I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE '97, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE, WHAT, A MONTH?

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY THINK OUT THERE.

WHAT MATTERS IS THAT SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

IS AN ENSEMBLE PIECE.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

YEAH. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS FELT THAT WAY, YOU KNOW?

I GUESS I'M A BIG SUCKER, HUH?

NO! NO! IT IS STILL AN ENSEMBLE PIECE.

WE'RE ALL EQUAL,

AND WE ARE GONNA MAINTAIN THAT TRADITION.

ARE YOU WITH ME THERE?

YEAH.

GOOD. TOMMY, I'M WITH YA.

ALL RIGHT. GOOD. THEN LET'S REHEARSE.

PUT ON THE HAMBURGER HEAD.

YEAH.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S REALLY FUNNY, MAN.

HERE. THIS WAY.

HELLO!

I-I-IS THIS WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE?

IT'S ABOUT TIME, COUNSELOR.

NINA!

[POUNDS GAVEL]

YOU WILL ADDRESS ME WITH THE PROPER RESPECT.

I AM THE HONORABLE JUDGE CAMPBELL.

YOU GO, GIRLFRIEND!

[POUNDS GAVEL]

COUNSELOR, KINDLY PROCEED WITH YOUR SUMMATION.

EH, WITH MY WHAT?

OH, UH, RIGHT!

WITH MY, UH, SUMMATION.

WE SIT HERE IN THIS COURT OF LAW.

WE, WITH OUR FRAGILE SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG.

IT'S SO EASY TO PLAY JUDGE AND JURY,

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE A JUDGE AND A JURY.

GET ON WITH IT, COUNSELOR.

UH, BY ALL MEANS, YOUR HONOR.

NOW, I COULD POKE HOLES

IN THE PROSECUTION'S ARGUMENT,

BUT I WON'T. THAT'S CHEAP.

NOW, I'M NOT HERE TO ASK YOU FOR AN ACQUITTAL,

AND I'M NOT HERE

TO ASK YOU TO LISTEN TO YOUR CONSCIENCE.

NO. I'M ONLY HERE TO DEMAND THAT YOU RECOGNIZE

THAT I AM THE MOST BRILLIANT TRIAL LAWYER

THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN, AND I THANK YOU.

[APPLAUSE]

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! [POUNDS GAVEL]

COUNSELOR!

YOUR HONOR, MAY I APPROACH THE BENCH?

DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW A MARY ALBRIGHT?

IS THIS ANOTHER WITNESS YOU'RE PLANNING ON CALLING?

COULD BE. ARE YOU BUDDIES WITH HER?

GET OUT!

I'M SORRY, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN AN ELEVATOR THAT FAST BEFORE.

"HARRY SOLOMON, NETWORK PRESIDENT."

IS THIS TRUE?

YES, IT IS.

THEN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY OFFICE?!

HARRY, WE NEED SOME CREATIVE COUNTERPROGRAMMING FAST.

ABC'S GOT A MAJOR HIT WITH WHO WANTS TO BE A TURKISH PRISONER?

WELL, THAT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR ABC,

BUT THAT'S NOT WHO WE ARE.

WE'RE ABOUT QUALITY, ALL RIGHT.

I WANT THIS NETWORK TO BE ABOUT FAMILIES AND VIOLENCE...

AND AS MUCH SEX AS WE CAN GET AWAY WITH.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET BUSY.

I DIDN'T WASTE ALL THOSE HOURS WATCHING TV FOR NOTHING.

UH, YOU MIND IF I MOVE A FEW OF THESE AROUND?

YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE THE SCHEDULE?

OH, NO, NO, NOT CHANGE...

SAVE.

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO SEE,

A WHOLE NIGHT OF WILL & GRACE, WOULDN'T YOU?

BRILLIANT!

HEY, BETTER YET, WHY DON'T WE

MAKE ONE NIGHT WILL, ONE NIGHT GRACE?

[READING TO HERSELF] SO I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION

THAT NEW YORK IS THE SEXIEST CITY IN THE WORLD.

SEXY BRONX TO SEXY BROOKLYN.

THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS,

UNLESS IT ROLLS OVER AND PASSES OUT...

AFTER SEX.

OOH, DICK, I JUST WROTE SOMETHING SO GREAT.

DON?!

YOU'RE HERE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

YEAH, FINALLY. CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC WAS A BITCH.

JEFFREY?

YEAH, IT'S ME. CLOSE 5TH AVENUE AND THE BRIDGE.

OH, AND, UH, TELL PUFF DADDY

I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR LUNCH.

DON, YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT.

HOW DO YOU MEAN?

OH, NOTHING. I'M JUST A LITTLE OVERWHELMED.

I MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU WERE HOT IN A UNIFORM,

BUT THIS IS WAY BETTER.

WHEN I WAS IN UNIFORM?!

I'VE NEVER WORN A UNIFORM IN MY LIFE.

OH, NO, I KNOW THAT.

I JUST MEANT LIKE, YOU KNOW...

YOUR TIE AND SUIT. ALTHOUGH YOU WORE THE--

YOU DON'T WEAR THE SAME THING EVERY--

SALLY...

ARE YOU GOING NUTS ON ME?

'CAUSE I WANT A GIRLFRIEND,

I DON'T WANT A NUT.

I WANT A NUT, I GO TO THE NUT STORE.

JEFFREY?

IS EVERYTHING OK, MAYOR ORVILLE?

I'M LEAVING.

MAYOR ORVILLE?

MAYOR-OF-NEW-YORK-CITY ORVILLE?

OH, MY GOD, I'M THE GIRLFRIEND OF THE MAYOR.

GOOD-BYE, SALLY.

NO, NO, NO, DON, PLEASE DON'T GO.

LISTEN, IF I GET A LITTLE CRAZY,

IT'S JUST THAT I MISS YOU SO MUCH, YOU KNOW.

MR. MAYOR,

MR. BIG-CITY- IN-THE-PALM- OF-HIS-HAND.

WELL, HALF HOUR.

NEW YORK IS SO FANTASTIC.

I HAVE THE COOLEST JOB,

DON'S HERE,

PLUS, HE'S MAYOR.

I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.

THIS SOUNDS WONDERFUL, I'M THRILLED FOR YOU, SERIOUSLY THRILLED.

ARE YOU REALLY?

NO, WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?

I'M DEPRESSED. I WANT TO GO HOME.

I HAVEN'T FOUND MARY YET.

OH, YOU'LL FIND HER.

NO, I-I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

I CHECKED THE FACULTIES AT NYU AND COLUMBIA.

I EVEN TRIED THE STATEN ISLAND ACADEMY OF BEAUTY.

NO MARY ALBRIGHT.

ALTHOUGH THEY ALMOST TALKED ME INTO THEIR $4.00 PERM.

LOOK, DICK, WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE?

I LOOKED, BUT $4.00 IS A VERY COMPETITIVE PRICE FOR A PERM.

OK, LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE:

YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR BEING MISERABLE.

I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M HAVING A REAL PROBLEM

WITH THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE.

IT'S SO-- SO SUPERFICIAL.

OH, GOD!

I MISS MARY, I MISS LOVE.

LOVE IS REAL.

NO, SEX IS REAL, WITH OR WITHOUT LOVE.

GRANTED SEX WITHOUT LOVE HAS ITS PLACE,

USUALLY AT A PARTY UNDER A PILE OF COATS.

BUT, LIFE WITHOUT TRUE LOVE

IS COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS.

OK, DICK, WE'RE IN NEW YORK,

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIGHTEN UP?

I DON'T WANT TO LIGHTEN UP!

WHY IS IT THAT WE NEED TO CONSTANTLY DISTRACT OURSELVES

FROM LIFE'S DEEPER CONCERNS?

OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES.

TERRIFIC, I'M TALKING PHILOSOPHY WITH IVANA TRUMP.

LOOK, I GOTTA SEE A NEW CLIENT.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

...9. THIS IS THE PLACE.

LEON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WORK HERE, BUDDY.

SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN CLASS?

SCHOOL'S OFF, IT'S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

IT'S SAMMY THE BULL'S BIRTHDAY

ARE YOU SOLOMON?

STRUDWICK?!

YES, FATHER STRUDWICK.

I'M THE ONE WHO CALLED YOU.

FATHER STRUDWICK,

YOU MEAN YOU'RE A PRIEST?

I NEED YOUR HELP.

I'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF EMBEZZLING DONATIONS.

WELL, UH ALRIGHT.

FATHER STRUDWICK, I'LL TAKE YOUR CASE

BUT FIRST I NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH

I WON'T JUDGE YOU.

YOUR ANSWER WILL BE HELD IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE

DID YOU DO IT?

YES I DID.

YOU THIEF!

YOU HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE

HEY!

HEY PIPE DOWN!

[PIANO PLAYS]

* IF YOU WANT THE THRILL OF LOVE *

* I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE MILL OF LOVE *

* OLD LOVE, NEW LOVE

* EVERY LOVE BUT TRUE... *

* LOVE

* FOR SALE

* APPETIZING YOUNG LOVE FOR SALE *

* IF YOU WANT TO BUY MY WARES *

* FOLLOW ME AND CLIMB THE STAIRS *

* LOVE

* FOR SALE

APPLAUSE IS NICE, BUT IT DOESN'T BUY THE GROCERIES.

YOU CAN TIP THE PERFORMERS IF YOU WANT.

OH, YEAH, HERE... I WILL.

$100?

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'VE HEARD.

THIS WILL ONLY BUY YOU ANOTHER SONG.

I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SONG, MARY.

I JUST WANT TO TALK.

MARY. NO ONE CALLS ME MARY ANYMORE.

MY STAGE NAME IS KIKI LYLE.

SO, YOU'RE AN ACTRESS IN NEW YORK CITY? THAT'S WONDERFUL.

WELL, I'M BETWEEN JOBS AT THE MOMENT.

14 YEARS IN BETWEEEN.

WELL, I GUESS IT'S GOOD TO REST UP.

YOU KNOW, A GIRL COMES TO NEW YORK CITY WILLING TO DO ANYTHING

TO BECOME A STAR.

AND ONCE SHE'S DONE ALL THOSE THINGS AND SHE'S STILL NOT A STAR,

WHAT'S LEFT?

IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS,

I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE:

DRESSED LIKE A SLUT.

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.

I'M SORRY.

HUH, I'VE BEEN CALLED A LOT WORSE,

AND THE TIP WAS A LOT SMALLER.

BUT, HEY, I'M BRINGING THE PARTY DOWN.

THIS IS A PARTY, ISN'T IT, HANDSOME?

OH, YES. YES, IT'S A PARTY, ALL RIGHT,

BECAUSE I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU.

YEAH, LET'S HAVE FUN.

FUN IS FUN, RIGHT?

I'M A LAWYER.

LORNE? OH, HI, TOMMY. THIS IS A SURPRISE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT LORNE MICHAELS' DESK, SWEETIE?

WELL, ANA, I WANTED TO TALK YOU ALONE,

SO I SENT LORNE OUT TO GET ME A LATTÉ.

LISTEN, I DON'T THINK WE CAN SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE.

OH, THIS IS SO SUDDEN.

I MEAN, I THOUGHT WE MADE SUCH A GREAT COUPLE.

WELL, I THOUGHT SO, TOO, AT FIRST...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AT FIRST? WE'VE ONLY BEEN GOING OUT A WEEK.

YES, BUT, IN THAT WEEK, MY CAREER HAS EXPLODED.

I JUST THINK THAT MY FANS WOULD PREFER TO SEE ME UNATTACHED.

YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.

BUT I'M--I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU,

THIS REALLY HURTS.

AND I DON'T WANT IT EVER SAID,

THAT ANA GASTIER KEPT TOMMY SOLOMON LOCKED UP IN A CAGE.

I LET HIM RUN FREE IN THE WILD,

LIKE THE BIRD HE ALWAYS LONGED TO BE.

OK. WELL, THAT WAS A MIXED METAPHOR, BUT I'LL TAKE IT.

THANKS, ANA.

HEY, THANKS FOR NOT CRYING.

THERE'S A PRO.

LOVE YA.

YOU DO?!

NO, NOT LIKE THAT.

WELL, I THINK MEETING MARY IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE

HAS DONE WONDERS FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP.

IT'S LIKE STARTING ANEW.

YOU KNOW, IT HAS BEEN SO GREAT FOR ME AND DON, TOO.

HAVING SEX WITH THE MAYOR IS INCREDIBLE, YOU GUYS.

I FIRED 4 PEOPLE TODAY.

FROM THE NETWORK, WHAT FOR?

EH, THEY WERE SMARTER THAN ME.

ONLY 4?

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW QUICKLY MARY WARMED TO ME.

IT'S SO EASY TO TALK TO HER,

SO EASY TO ASK HER OUT,

SHE'S MUCH EASIER HERE THAN IN RUTHERFORD.

IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

YOU ARE THE PROFESSIONAL FUNNY MAN.

WELL, IT'S NEW YORK,

BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN ALL OF US.

NOW THAT I'VE FOUND MARY, I COULD STAY HERE FOREVER.

WAIT, DO YOU THINK WE COULD, DICK?

I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST.

HERE'S TO NEW YORK.

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE,

THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK TO RUTHERFORD.

THE SOLOMONS ARE STAYING.

HEY, HEY! WHOO-HOO!

YES.