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Travel across the oceans of the world

Bellow a battle cry

Once your heart feels refreshed, let the signal to set sail ring out

We've left the established course

Right now, we're rowing straight toward

The borderline between the sky and the ocean

In the dark depths of the ocean, adventure holds its breath

Don't you have a good time just imagining it?

Travel across the oceans of the world

Bellow a battle cry

Once your heart feels refreshed, let the signal to set sail ring out

"That feeling" I get when embarking

Is something I hope to remember always

If I can, I won't be afraid of anything

With our pulses racing, let's go on a trip now

Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure

Snatch up the treasure here and there

While laughing out loud

As we dash by like a noisy party

Make some waves...

Life is "Adventurous"

Be aware it's "Dangerous"

Who's gonna be "One of us"

And a trip goes on because

We da pirate of the "Mass"

To the West, To the East

Gotta find my way, Sail away

All the way to "One piece"!!

Stuff a dream into your empty chest

And spread your wings

If the wind blowing through them dyes your heart

Let's press forward

Snatch up the treasure here and there

While laughing out loud

As we dash by like a noisy party

Make some waves...

Wealth, fame, power...

Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,

once attained everything this world has to offer.

The words he uttered just before his death

drove people around the world to the seas.

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!

Find it! I left everything this world has to offer there!

And so men rushed onto the Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!

The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!

People are terrified when they hear "zombie."

But what if I rephrase it to "resurrecting the dead"?

Hasn't that been all mankind's eternal dream?

Everyone has a special someone or two they'd like to see return from the dead.

But toying with human mortality is unorthodox medicine that disrespects God!

That's why I slipped away from the public eye--

so I could continue my research on this island in secret!

S-So that's the story!

But I'm sure tons of people around the world would be thrilled

if your research is a success!

I'll be rooting for you, Dr. Hogback!

You're rather open-minded! Thank you, Dr. Chopper.

What?!

Sh-Shucks, Doctor! I'm not happy because you thanked me or anything, you jerk!

May I have your autograph?

Why, certainly!

"To Dr. Chopper..."

To Dr. Chopper...

Could you show me your lab later?

By all means, steer clear of my laboratory!

"Nami's in a Major Pinch! The Zombie Mansion and the Invisible Man!"

Man, Nami! I wish you could take a bath by yourself!

Seriously! I wanted to talk with Dr. Hogback some more.

Shut your traps and come with me!

Yes, ma'am!

I wanna take a peek...

What?! You do?! For real?!

I'm not interested in a naked human woman,

but I wish I could peek inside Dr. Hogback's lab...

I don't wanna see it! I'm too scared!

Gosh darn it, Nami! Why do we have to stand guard while you clean up?

Don't bathe if you're scared!

I'm amazed you don't care that zombies touched you!

Nasty!

We're just gonna get dirty again. Right?

Right!

We're leaving as soon as night falls.

What?!

Whoa, there! Are you crazy, moron?!

Here.

He said we could spend the night!

Can't you see what'll happen if we leave in the middle of the night?!

Anyway, we should try to stay put!

Luffy and the others are sure to come save us. You hear me?

I'm with him! I don't wanna go outside again!

I'm not going back in the forest or graveyard!

It's the same whether we're inside or outside.

Have you paid close attention to this mansion?

Y-You don't mean...

Yep! If my gut feeling was right,

the halls and rooms were filled with people's auras.

This mansion is already teeming with zombies.

Wh-Where were they?!

And if they're inside, that makes Hogback the most suspicious person here.

He's lying to us...

There is no way he could live in this zombie-filled mansion or on this island

if he wasn't connected to those zombies in some way!

Wh-What do you think, Chopper? If her speculation is right...

She's wrong! Dr. Hogback would never do anything like that!

At any rate, let's play ignorant. Once it's night, we'll make our break.

You're a rather clever woman.

Huh? What was that?

Usopp? Chopper? Did you say something?

Huh? We didn't say anything.

Ah, I just farted!

Usopp, that stinks!

I'm Uso-P.U.!

Why, you--!

What's going on?!

I don't see anyone!

A beast...?

You're weaker than the woman on the ship--more my type.

Someone's here?!

Usopp! Cho--

Woman, be my blushing bride!

Hey, Nami? Is there a problem?

Did Usopp's fart stink up the bathroom?

Thank you very much!

You just thanked her!

They're in the way...

Stupid! Help me...!

Take that!

Usopp! Chopper! Help me!

"Evil Be Gone"

Someone's in here!

Huh?!

She's right! I'm picking up an odor!

"Evil Be Gone"

Huh? Uh, sorry!

I don't mean your fart! It smells like a person.

Hurry! He's escaping out the window!

Why did the window suddenly open?

What the heck is escaping?!

Special Attack! Exploding Star!

It couldn't be...

Has that bastard... done it again...?

Wh-What should I do? Fire another one?

No, he's gone now.

I can't smell him anymore.

I wonder if we'll make it out of here...

Nami, are you okay?!

He overheard our entire conversation...

H-Hey, Nami, what was that all about? I'm really confused here...

He was here the whole time.

He was an invisible man.

It's no use. It doesn't matter if we kick or whack it.

This massive spider web is here to stay.

I don't like this.

There is no point in staying here.

We should make looking for Nami-san our top priority. Let's head on out!

Hey, Zoro! Come on, Zoro!

Not only did that skeleton's ghost ship and Sunny get caught in the web,

it also snared the Mini-Merry that Usopp and the others were riding.

And it almost feels contrived how the island entrance

is right in front of us, like it's inviting us in.

Sheesh! I can practically see the ghosts inside waving us in.

What are you griping about, Zoro? C'mon, you're joining us!

Do you want to fall for that stupidly obvious trap

and have those idiots treat you like a moron?!

Why not? There's nothing to do if we stay here!

Now let's go!

I'll share my lunch with you!

Sheesh! Well, I guess it might be fun to see what those idiots look like.

All right! Let's move out!

You took forever, Moss Head!

Shut it!

Why does it go right into a staircase down?!

This is the entrance, so there's no point thinking about it.

Oh, the ground is covered in bones!

Hmm. Cerberus, huh?

He would have been safer in Hell.

My, how cute!

Hey, isn't he lookin' for a fight?

He doesn't know his place.

Think he's yummy?

Woof!

Woof, woof! Woof! Woof, woof, woof!

Woof, woof, woof, woof! Woof, woof, woof!

Hey, cool it...

Look. He's ready to fight.

Actually, he's found his courage after getting cornered.

So it would seem.

Then I'll--

Nah, wait.

Let's try to tame him.

What?!

Stupid! He may be a dog, but he's basically the boss of all dogs.

But a dog is still a dog.

Yeah, good dog. Good dog.

Paw!

And here you just warned him!

There, there. You're a good dog.

There, there. Good dog. That's right. Now let go nice and slow.

Slowly now. You're such a good doggie.

Darn mutt!

Down!

No, not quite...

But don't those injuries look horrible?

I'm amazed he's even alive.

Before that, I think that fox thrown in the mix

makes it one messed-up animal...

We found such a fun animal as soon as we arrived.

I can't wait to see what this island has in store!

You look blue, Cerberus-san.

Hey, don't show the defeated any sympathy.

It'll hurt his pride.

Nami-san!

Hey! Where are you, Nami-san?!

--Nami-san! --So the outside of the trench leads to a forest, huh?

This place is like a maze!

Hey, Nami-san!

Nami-san!

Between the weird layout and this fog, my sense of distance is fried!

There is also the possibility that we're walking in circles.

Nami-san!

Maybe we should have left Moss Head behind after all...

Are you pinning the blame on me?! Well?!

Huh?

A-An elderly tree and a unicorn are sharing a drink!

--Save me! --Wait!

Wait! Wait, dammit!

--Gum-Gum Butterfly Net! --Strong Right!

Caught ya!

Please let me go!

Oh, dearie me!

Hey, Luffy! What are you going to do with that?

He wouldn't...

Guys, why don't you join my pirate--

Cut that out!

That was a close call.

Hey, Absalom! You're here, aren't you?

What was all that ruckus about?

Were you in the bath again, you pervert?

I was searching for my bride, Hogback.

That woman tickles my fancy.

I'm going to make her mine!

Just so you know, she is a wanted woman.

You can't have her.

What did you say?!

There are six of them this time.

One of them is worth over 100 million.

The captain is worth 300 million.

300 million?!

Don't take those numbers so lightly, Perona.

If the government put 300 million on his head, he's no ordinary pirate.

If you understand that much,

dedicate all of your energy to capturing your prey, Absalom.

We're going to be busy tonight.

There's no such thing as an invisible man!

But I'm sure he was back there!

Not if he doesn't exist!

It was a hallucination or illusion!

You scared yourself into thinking you saw the impossible!

What are you talking about, Usopp?!

Didn't you see how somebody was pinning me down?!

Uh, er, well...

Nope, I didn't see that!

Yes, you did!

Gah, you're leading the witness!

You're trying to make me admit that I saw you naked so you can charge me for it!

What?! How greedy do you think I am?!

Although I'm still charging.

You are?!

Anyway, I refuse to believe anything I see on this island! Including you naked!

You just imagined the invisible man!

The ghosts are just weird birds!

The zombies are just a unique tribe: The Hollow Earth People!

They're what?

Sure, we met a skeleton that had died and come back because of a Devil Fruit!

We did, but that was truly the exception to the rule!

Two people can't possess the same power!

And there is no stinkin' way the dead can come back to life!

Right, Chopper?

Don't you agree with me?

Isn't it natural to assume they were something along those lines?

Well, from a medical perspective, all of this has been impossible.

I think your logic makes more sense.

But Dr. Hogback has abandoned his life of glory to delve into his research.

Just maybe, miracles of that scale have been happening on this island!

Hey, a-are you serious...?

Aren't you putting a bit too much faith in that man?

Dr. Hogback is a truly wonderful man! I respect him!

You're the one being rude!

Don't accuse the doctor of conspiring with zombies if you can't back up your claim!

Even if I can't, everything is pointing in that direction!

The doctor is the Zombie King!

Knock it off, you two! You're freaking me out!

Anyway, let me talk to the doctor. Is that acceptable, Nami?

I hope Luffy and the guys save us soon...

It's true that I'm only basing this on my intuition,

but everything about this place is creepy...

Usopp? Chopper?

What is it, Nami?

Isn't that the room we were in earlier?

Yeah... Whoa! Why is it pitch black?!

What?!

C-Cindry-chan...?

Doctor, where did you go?

I enjoyed the bath!

Ex-Excuse me!

D-Doctor!

Those two have already turned in for the night.

Hildon?!

You jerk! How dare you abandon us in that graveyard?!

My humblest apologies.

I left to attend some errands with the horses. The moment I took my eyes off them--

You're a bag of lies!

Everyone on this island is in cahoots with each other, right?!

P-Please don't make such vile accusations!

Come right this way. I'll show you to your rooms.

You're at it again, trying to "show us" somewhere!

I wonder if that's the real entrance to the underworld.

Thanks for the offer, but we must be off now!

What?! Wait a sec! Let me talk to the doctor a bit more!

She has spurned you, Hildon.

Wh-Who's there?! I don't see anyone...

Keep out of this! I'll be sure to take them to their rooms.

Why don't we drop this charade?

They are already starting to grow suspicious.

Before we slip up and give them a chance to escape...

Wh-Why...

...is the picture...

...t-t-ta...?!

You're trembling. How adorable!

You're so cute...

I won't let you leave, children!

No!

Ch-Chopper!

A zombie popped outta the picture!

Save me!

Chopper!

That's right! You get him, Nami!

Help me out!

You can do it, Nami!

I'm Oinkchuck-sama, the head hog of the zombies in this room!

You'll be dead before you get so much as a single foot out the door!

Th-The wall mount... talked!

N-Nami, did you see that?! The wall mount was talking!

The wall mount--!

Ow, ow, ow...

Who was the jerk that stabbed me in the back?!

It's just like Nami said! This mansion is teeming with zombies!

Usopp!

Punk!

Take this, you darn bear rug!

Crap! It's a candle!

It's hot! It's rottin' hot!

Fire! It's terrifying!

Put it out!

Crap! He climbed up the chandelier!

Someone knock him back down!

I know what you're weak against!

I've got enough for everyone! Take this!

Eat this!

Darn you!

And you! And you!

Chopper! Nami! Head for the door!

We're leaving the mansion!

--Yeah! --I'm leaving! I've had it!

Hurry and open the door! I don't wanna spend another minute here!

What's keeping you, Nami?!

No!

D-Don't tell me...

It won't open! We're trapped in here!

What?!

Now you've made me mad!

I won't let you escape!

Now come on back!

No!

Chopper, I don't really wanna know, but what's on that operating table...?

Do you really want to know?

You had to ask? So it's what I think it is?

Are you ready? I'm going to tell you now.

G-G-Give me a sec! I'm not ready for this!

--That's-- --I'm scared!

On the next episode of One Piece!

"The Zombie's Secret! Hogback's Nightmarish Laboratory!"

I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!