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- * MTV *
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- I just went through
a really bad breakup,
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and I don't know if I could
or should
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jump back into bed
with somebody.
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- What do you think
about a fall release?
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- We'd have to
move quickly, though.
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- Oh, good.
I love moving quickly.
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- What is happening?
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- Are things really over
between you and Charles?
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- He's...
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free to do
whatever he wants.
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- Thanks, Liza.
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- I just never thought
you'd be someone's rebound.
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- When an employee
doesn't get along
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with the boss' new girlfriend,
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guess who's out?
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[upbeat music]
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- Hey.
both: Hi.
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* *
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- Hey, baby girl.
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- Aw, thanks for taking her
on short notice.
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- Yes, of course.
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We got a light day today,
so we're good.
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- So Clare, how is life
with the real estate mogul?
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- You mean Rob.
And he's hardly a mogul.
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And we split up, so...
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- What?
When did that happen?
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- [sighs]
Just last week.
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- Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
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- You didn't wanna say
anything to me?
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You know you can
still talk to me, right?
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- [coos]
- I'm still your...
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- Baby daddy.
- Yeah, I'm--yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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- [laughs]
Thanks, but I'm fine.
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He's a great guy, we're just,
you know, in different places.
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Yes, I'm even boring myself
with all this.
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Okay.
- [laughs]
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- Bye, baby.
Bye.
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- Bye.
Go kick some ass today, Mommy.
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- [sighs]
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- God, that has to be so hard.
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Dating as a single mom?
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We should take her
out to brunch.
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- Oh, Kelsey, brunch is
your answer to everything.
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Do you think she really
wants to unload on us?
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Just make it a tea.
It's less of a commitment.
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- Yeah, I think
she'd love that.
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[cell phone dings]
- [gasps]
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Oh, no.
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No, no. No, no.
This is...this--this is bad.
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- Wait. What is happening?
- Use your words.
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- Okay, I gotta get to Liza's.
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Kels, bring my galleys
to Empirical.
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- I am not your assistant.
[door clicks shut]
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- [laughs]
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- [sighs]
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- Good morning, beauty!
- Lauren, what--why?
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Maggie!
- Uh-uh, nope.
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I sent her on a bagel run.
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You're gonna need some carbs.
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- [sighs]
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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Okay.
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- Yeah, you're looking at me
like I'm the jittery waxer
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who just ripped off
your perineum,
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and that's fine, okay?
Quinn is coming in
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to review the marketing plan
for "The F Word" at 10:00.
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And you can either find out
when she saunters in
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wearing one of his wrinkled
shirts as a mini dress,
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or you can find out
from a friend.
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I came as soon as I heard.
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- Thanks, friend.
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[door clicks open and shut]
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- FedEx just dropped off
his-and-her "Gatsby" costumes.
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- [sighs]
Those are mine.
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My friend Michelle's
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Roaring '20s
anniversary party is tonight.
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Oh, shit.
- His and hers?
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- Charles was supposed to come,
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but I guess I'll just
be hanging solo
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in a room full
of judgmental couples.
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- Liza, no, no, no, no, no.
Say no more.
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I'm gonna call my friend
Stefanos, okay?
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He staffs bartenders,
cater waiters,
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the hottest men
you've ever seen.
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Now most of them
are Kinsey-6 gay,
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but they will definitely
give you the old grope-a-dope
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in front of your PTA friends
if you tip generously.
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- Lauren, are these
sex workers or waiters?
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- Yes, they are.
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- [laughs]
- I'm good.
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- * It's about to go down *
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* It's about to get loud *
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* It's about to go down *
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- Thank you all so much
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for pulling this together
so quickly.
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I really wanna get it out
as soon as possible.
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Ooh, can I read them
the new ending?
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[quirky music]
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- Oh, I'm not sure that--
- He inspired it.
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He made a joke that
he was my consolation prize
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after the whole senate debacle.
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Here, listen to this.
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- Um, why don't we save it
for the copy edits?
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- Aw, he's so shy.
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* *
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The gentlest warriors always
carry the biggest swords.
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So...
- [laughing crazily]
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- Liza.
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"Claw" would've been
a much better book
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if I had listened
to your notes.
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So I'm listening now.
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- I'd be happy to.
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- Uh, we have some more
editorial notes to review,
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but why don't we do that
in my office?
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- Of course. And thanks, Liza.
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- [quietly] You're so welcome.
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- You handled that so much
better than I would
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if someone was talking
about my ex's sword
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in a meeting.
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You do not have
to read that book.
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[heavy thud]
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- Oh, no.
- [sighs]
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- It's well written.
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I mean, even if a lot of it
sounds like bullshit.
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- Well, it's a book
about failure
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written by billionaire.
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Of course it's bullshit.
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- But these stories
that she tells...
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[laughs]
They sound phony.
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I mean, is anyone
really going to believe
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that Pope Benedict
consulted her
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about admitting female clergy?
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- Well, Charles is editing
the book.
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Maybe we just let him
worry about it.
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- Yeah, but he's not
seeing things clearly
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because they're--
whatever they are.
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- Okay, he's not
seeing things clearly?
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- This has nothing
to do with us.
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Naomi Wolf's last book
got canceled
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when they found out that
it was full of factual errors.
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Her publisher lost
a ton of money.
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- Quinn has already hired
a third-party fact checker.
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- And she's never forged
anything before, has she?
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Are we just going to sit by
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while the woman who almost
bankrupted our company once
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and besmirched our reputation
threatens to do it again?
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- [sighs] Okay.
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Liza, I want you to know
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that I recognize
your passion, okay?
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I respect it, and I fear it.
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- Okay, ignore her.
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Ignore this, okay?
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It's Charles's problem now,
not yours.
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- [sighs] Okay.
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[light music]
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And this story
about Elizabeth Warren
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telling Quinn she's
one of the good billionaires
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is both politically volatile
and provably inaccurate.
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Elizabeth Warren
categorically says
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the existence of billionaires
is immoral.
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Also...
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- Liza.
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I need to apologize to you
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for what happened
in the meeting.
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I can't imagine a worse way
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for you to find that out.
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- I'd already seen it
in "Page Six."
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- That's definitely worse.
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I'm sorry--
- You know what?
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It's none of my business.
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Let's just keep it to the book.
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Why don't I just fact-check
some of these?
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- You're still not sold?
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- Quinn is
a controversial author.
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People will already be dubious
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that she's turned over
a new leaf.
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- Okay.
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So let me know what you find.
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- Great.
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I will report any red flags--
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for the book.
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I meant for the book.
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I have gotta go.
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I'm a late for a--a thing.
So.
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There's a chair.
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[upbeat jazz music]
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* *
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- I'm honestly embarrassed
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that I didn't clock this
Rob/Clare breakup thing.
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I mean look at her Insta.
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Apple picking with Rob,
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then Domino Park
with Rob and Gemma.
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- Yeah, and then
back on the market hard.
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Did we even know that
she could do the splits?
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- No.
[laughs]
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- Hey, you guys,
can someone grab my coat?
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- Uh, why, girl?
You naked in there?
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- Uh, n--no.
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I just...oh--
- [gasps]
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yes!
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- [gasps]
Hello, gorgeous.
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- It's just a costume
for a party
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that I maybe shouldn't
even go to.
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- Why?
You're single again.
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You need to put it on main,
girl.
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That's what Clare did.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Let the new customers see
what's on the menu
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and let the old ones
see what they're missing.
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- What is she talking about?
- [laughs]
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I'll explain on the way
to the elevator.
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Past Charles.
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- No, no, I shouldn't do that.
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- Yeah, and he shouldn't
have shown up
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in "Page Six" with Quinn, okay?
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Sashay away.
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[rock music]
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* *
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- * Take a load
off your mind *
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* Baby, you're one of a kind *
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* *
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* Let your individuality
be kind *
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- Bye, Charles.
Have a great weekend.
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- * Yeah, yeah *
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- I'm sorry, which wave
of feminism is this?
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- Oh, shut up
and just be petty for once.
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- [sighs]
- He's choking on his water.
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- Don't look.
- Oh.
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- [scoffs]
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- * We got it, we got it *
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[jazz music playing]
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* *
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- Liza!
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- [laughs]
Hi.
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- Ooh, that dress.
- [chuckles]
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- I thought you were
just defrauding
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that publishing house.
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What?
Are you embezzling now too?
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[laughs]
I'm just kidding.
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Where's Charles?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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I knew this would happen.
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I read all about
his first marriage.
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I did a little
deep Googling.
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- It's just Googling
on three glasses of wine.
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- Of course he wasn't ready
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to commit to anybody.
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Oh, you must be devastated.
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Are you devastated?
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- Actually, he proposed.
- You said no?
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- I didn't want
to get married again.
256
00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,766
I don't even know
if I believe in it anymore.
257
00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:01,878
It's a flawed system.
- Aw, honey.
258
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,212
You and I can split
a bottle of chards
259
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,647
and rail against
the prison of matrimony
260
00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,014
on another night
261
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,421
that isn't my 20th
wedding anniversary party.
262
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,754
- Right.
- Ooh, Denny.
263
00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,820
Jules!
Excuse me.
264
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,088
Oh!
You poor thing.
265
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,558
* *
266
00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:24,499
[bumping electronic music]
267
00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:29,503
* *
268
00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:30,838
[glass dinging]
269
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,013
- Hi, hi.
Excuse me.
270
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,912
I just wanted to take a minute
as dean
271
00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,475
to welcome all of
our esteemed guests
272
00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,313
and thank the artists
who donated
273
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,149
to the silent auction to
benefit our scholarship fund.
274
00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,115
- Bored?
- Yep.
275
00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,193
- Booze?
- Yep.
276
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,760
- So have a wonderful time,
277
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,462
enjoy the open bar,
278
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,963
please bid early and often,
279
00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,785
but not on that piece
by Maggie Amato.
280
00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,331
I've already made space
in my den.
281
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,567
Thank you all so much.
282
00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,771
[applause]
283
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,295
[chatter]
284
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,971
[light piano music]
285
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,309
- Hi.
286
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,935
* *
287
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,609
Um, you have your eye
on anything tonight?
288
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,149
- Sure do.
289
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,024
- I mean on any pieces.
- I know what you meant.
290
00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,050
You are so stunning.
291
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,829
- Hey, did you hear
that name-drop?
292
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,025
You're officially
queen of art prom.
293
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,327
- Aw, the dean's just friends
with my gallerist, that's all.
294
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,699
- And whose friend is she?
295
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,540
[jazzy Broadway music playing]
296
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,505
* *
297
00:10:41,573 --> 00:10:43,483
- Five, six, seven, eight.
298
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,713
And left.
And right.
299
00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,008
And step, step, step, step.
300
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,521
Keep those hips square.
301
00:10:50,582 --> 00:10:52,952
It's a Charleston,
not a lap dance.
302
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,189
Hon, do you need
a dance partner?
303
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,494
- Nope, I'm good.
304
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,956
- * Shout hooray
and hallelu! *
305
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,157
* Now me and Mr. Wrong
are through *
306
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,829
* I'll find myself
another beau *
307
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:08,027
* Who I know
is no rover *
308
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,640
* Forget about the boy *
309
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,913
* Forget about the boy *
310
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,882
* Forget about the boy *
311
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:19,052
[cheers and applause]
312
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,820
- Liza Miller, is that you?
313
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,787
- Vince?
Hi!
314
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,192
What?
Oh, my goodness.
315
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,764
It's been ages.
316
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,592
- Carpool, ninth grade.
317
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:32,928
As soon as the girls
could drive,
318
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,693
I was a ghost.
[both laughing]
319
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:37,601
- Vinny, you made it. [laughs]
- Hey.
320
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:40,533
- Without a costume
like the invitation required.
321
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,930
- Yeah, well...
322
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,901
- I will go to
the costume chest.
323
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,711
Liza, keep an eye on him.
324
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,244
- [laughs]
325
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,777
- I can't believe Andrea
326
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,412
let you out of the house
without a costume.
327
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:54,507
- Well, Andrea has
a new husband to dress.
328
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,521
We got a divorce
a few years ago.
329
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,282
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
330
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,190
I didn't know.
I've been in New York.
331
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,223
- I know, I know.
I've heard a lot about you.
332
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,718
- Okay, everyone,
let's Lindy hop!
333
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,192
[jazz music playing]
334
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:10,659
[both laugh]
- Uh, show me a few moves?
335
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:16,540
* *
336
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,813
- They're plant-based--
oh, Maggie!
337
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,441
Hey, I had an ulterior motive
for asking you here tonight.
338
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,238
- Is this a lesbian
speed-dating event?
339
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,409
- Don't leave me alone.
- [laughs]
340
00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:27,647
- Listen, we have
an open teaching position
341
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:30,453
in our visual arts program,
and you are a perfect fit.
342
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,247
- Wha--me?
Really?
343
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,148
- Yes, you, because you've got
decades of experience,
344
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,421
but you're still
making vital work.
345
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,759
You'd mentor our students
346
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,155
and teach them
everything you've learned
347
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,955
being a working artist
in New York.
348
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,458
- She's basically
already doing that for free.
349
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:45,028
- Well, then let's
get her paid for it.
350
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,467
Come by my office next week.
351
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,003
- Okay.
- Great.
352
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,967
[electronic dance music]
353
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,938
* *
354
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,875
- What a night
for Professor Amato.
355
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,712
- Right?
It doesn't even sound real.
356
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,977
- [laughs]
357
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,846
- It's like a character
in a bad porno.
358
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,983
- Hey, now.
359
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,923
Speaking of bad pornos,
360
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,485
I think I know
how this one's gonna end.
361
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,123
Look, I'm catching
an early train to Philly
362
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,588
to go see KT in the morning,
so...
363
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,828
Be good, Professor Amato.
364
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,933
- You got a light?
- Yeah.
365
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,401
- You seem tense.
366
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,771
- Yeah, well,
it's not really my scene.
367
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,010
- Me either.
368
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,805
These things
are always super boring.
369
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,946
- Well, then what
are we still doing here?
370
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,481
- Good question.
371
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,046
Coming?
372
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,248
[upbeat music]
373
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:46,091
* *
374
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,158
[jazz music playing]
375
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,459
- I didn't know that you
moved to the city.
376
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:54,200
I'm so out of the loop.
- Or nobody talks about me.
377
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,067
- Oh, well, they definitely
used to talk about you.
378
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,865
My book-club ladies
called you "hot dad."
379
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,567
- Ooh.
380
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:03,339
- I pitched "Prince Vince," but
they thought it was too cutesy.
381
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,379
- Is that why Lori Champlin
always "ran out of gas"
382
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,706
at away games?
383
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,819
You know, she tried to kiss me
at homecoming.
384
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,723
- [gasps]
She kissed me at book club.
385
00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:13,623
- So by
the transitive property,
386
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,116
we've already kissed.
387
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,057
- But she didn't kiss you,
so...
388
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:20,434
- Settle down, Hot Mom.
You know, we'll get there.
389
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,733
* *
390
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,733
- No one called me Hot Mom.
391
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,766
- Well, I did just now.
392
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,002
- Keep dancing.
Don't give up.
393
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,070
- [laughs]
394
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:40,952
[dreamy music]
395
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,124
- Ugh, the whole night
was like a dream.
396
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,652
A room full of art snobs
gushing over my work,
397
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,189
and then a stranger--I--
398
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,715
but you see
where this is going.
399
00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,359
- I do,
and thanks for stopping.
400
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:53,834
- Well, I mean you had
a great night too.
401
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,293
Are you gonna text Hot Dad?
402
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,661
- Um, maybe.
403
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,070
I mean, it was fun seeing him
404
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,671
and nice to know that a crush
was reciprocated.
405
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,074
You know,
sometimes that's enough.
406
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,835
- Really?
That's enough now?
407
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,243
- I don't know anything
anymore, Maggie.
408
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,766
- Ah, well, I got something
409
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,010
that might be able
to help with that.
410
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,736
My trick left me
a little treat.
411
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,879
I don't know what it does,
but it's French and it's pink.
412
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,676
- [laughs]
Well, it's 8:00 a.m.
413
00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,546
It's a little early
for recreational drugs,
414
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:17,775
and I can't.
415
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,350
I have to fact-check
Quinn's book.
416
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,618
- Fact-check?
417
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,187
You know, I really don't
understand your job.
418
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,564
- [sighs] Neither do I.
419
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,333
* I-I-I-I-I-I *
420
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,432
* Like it, love it, love it *
421
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,264
* I-I-I-I-I-I *
422
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,128
* Like it, love it, ooh *
423
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,597
* Love it! *
424
00:15:32,664 --> 00:15:35,704
- So Aiden, you were Quinn's
assistant for how long?
425
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,598
- Uh, second assistant.
426
00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,169
Yeah, I never made it to first.
427
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:42,139
So I wasn't, like,
interacting with power players.
428
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,779
I was fetching
her birth control.
429
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:47,454
Getting screamed at
for getting the wrong kind.
430
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,654
- Been there.
431
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,275
It's hard being
someone's assistant.
432
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,220
- Yeah, "Hand-Aiden," that's
what she used to call me--
433
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,086
in front of Melinda Gates;
that was fun.
434
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:57,564
Sorry, you did not come here
to listen to me complain.
435
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,764
So, uh, what do you need
to kill this book?
436
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,197
- No, no, no.
- Oh, come on.
437
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,303
You can't stand her.
I could tell on the phone.
438
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,865
I can help. I want to.
- I'm not...
439
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,371
I am just trying to verify
a story from her book.
440
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,611
- Okay.
441
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,813
- The one about her divestment
from WeWork
442
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,635
just before they pulled
their IPO.
443
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,750
A lot of pundits hinted that
444
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,682
she was tipped off
by someone inside and bailed.
445
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,320
- That's a dead end.
446
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,894
She never wanted to invest
in that cult,
447
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:29,492
but the board overruled her,
so she pulled out of the fund
448
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,086
and was the only one
who didn't look like an idiot
449
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,358
when they pulled it.
450
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:37,096
- So she's telling the truth?
- Yeah.
451
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,899
- Thank you, Aiden.
452
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,137
- Yeah, but, I mean, I'm sure
we can find something
453
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,213
to take her down,
or, hell,
454
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,642
we could make something up.
455
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,436
I mean look what you have--
- Thank you, Aiden.
456
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,708
- Yeah.
457
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:53,675
[pop music]
458
00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:56,075
- Happy breakup brunch, ladies.
- Yeah.
459
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,579
- Go ahead, Clare.
Let it all out.
460
00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:58,719
- [sighs]
461
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,554
This is really nice
of you guys,
462
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,250
but I'm actually okay.
463
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,262
You know,
it was a mature breakup.
464
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,094
Rob and I are at different
places in our lives,
465
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,529
and we're just, you know,
we're not the right fit.
466
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,725
That's it.
467
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,226
- "A mature breakup"?
I don't know her.
468
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,468
- No, I know, couldn't be me,
but good for you.
469
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,704
- [laughs]
- Well, now I feel bad.
470
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,269
Can we keep day drinking even
though I'm not devastated?
471
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,008
I mean,
I already paid the babysitter.
472
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,744
- Of course, yes, hello.
- Yeah.
473
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,308
- Thank you, and I'm sure
you're exaggerating.
474
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,177
How did you and Zane
end things?
475
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,947
- Oh, he dumped her
over FaceTime
476
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,815
because she got promoted
above him.
477
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,223
- No.
both: Yes!
478
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,645
- Yes, 100.
- Okay.
479
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,750
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
480
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,360
We're gonna...
481
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,164
Can we--one more?
Thanks.
482
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,597
Okay, start at the beginning.
483
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:45,997
[phone chatter]
484
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,695
- Yes, Father.
Okay, Father.
485
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,068
Yes, we just wanted
to verify everything
486
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,807
in her book
before we go to print.
487
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,112
[phone chatter]
488
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,043
Yes, she is so great,
489
00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,109
isn't she?
490
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,809
Okay.
Okay.
491
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,551
Hail--hail--hail Mary.
492
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,145
Bye-bye.
493
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,688
[cell phone buzzes]
494
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,218
Vince, hi.
495
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,589
- Hey, Hot Mom.
496
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,989
- Oh, I don't think
that name's gonna stick.
497
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,800
Um, how was your Saturday?
498
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,473
- Well, not as good
as my Friday, thanks to you.
499
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,601
So I was thinking,
we're both in the city,
500
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,099
we're both single,
501
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,871
and I have a reservation
502
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,308
in Soho on Monday
and no one to go with.
503
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,035
- That sounds really nice,
actually,
504
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,409
but I should be honest
with you.
505
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,249
I'm not sure I'm ready to be
506
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,714
someone's dance partner
right now.
507
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,921
- That's good,
508
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,252
because I think
I popped my knee out
509
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,487
during the Lindy hop.
- [laughs]
510
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:43,422
- Listen, I know
you just got out of something.
511
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,790
All I'm looking for is somebody
to sit across from me
512
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,327
at a nice restaurant.
513
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,534
- A dinner buddy.
- Exactly.
514
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,656
You know, anything else
is just icing.
515
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,171
Do you do icing?
516
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,073
You know, I should really learn
your dietary restrictions
517
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,965
if we're gonna be
dinner buddies.
518
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,438
- Yes.
519
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,967
- What?
To dinner or to the icing?
520
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,211
- Let's just start with dinner.
- [laughs] Okay.
521
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,648
I'll text you the details,
522
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,852
and I will see you Monday...
buddy.
523
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,246
- Okay.
524
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,488
- * You know
I've been hungry *
525
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,953
* Help me feed my hunger *
526
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,121
* Baby, can we hurry? *
527
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,431
* I can't wait much longer *
528
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,762
* And we're not getting
younger, younger *
529
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,403
[upbeat music]
530
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,140
- So it's two classes per week,
531
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,674
a session of office hours,
532
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,810
and individual critiques
at the end of the term,
533
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,905
and this is your salary
plus medical and dental.
534
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,577
- Fantastic!
535
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,845
You know, I've never had
dental insurance in my life.
536
00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:42,913
- So you'll think about it?
537
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,121
- There's nothing
to think about
538
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,292
except which crown
I'm replacing.
539
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,592
Uh, where do I sign?
540
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,563
- Well, we'll finalize
the long-form contracts,
541
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,791
but we can get your paperwork
started now.
542
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:51,856
[knocking]
543
00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:54,463
Hey, there she is.
544
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,627
Maggie, this my wife, Kamila.
545
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,565
- How are you, sweet pea?
- Hi, love.
546
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,071
[quirky music]
547
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,073
- I remember you.
548
00:20:03,134 --> 00:20:04,744
- Um, you do?
549
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,514
- You bid on her painting,
right, babe?
550
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,905
- I did, I did, and we're gonna
be seeing a lot more of her
551
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,107
'cause she's teaching here
now.
552
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,948
- That's terrific news.
553
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,352
* *
554
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,454
Welcome to the family.
555
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,347
- Thanks.
556
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,491
- So why were Clare
and Lauren kissing
557
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,157
on Instagram Stories
this weekend?
558
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,686
- We had a breakup brunch
559
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,700
which Lauren tried to turn into
a make-out dinner.
560
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,103
- Oh.
561
00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,734
- But we're over our exes,
so it all worked out.
562
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,471
[both chuckle]
563
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,337
- Liza, thank you so much
for your notes.
564
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,306
They were as smart
and incisive as I'd hoped.
565
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,675
- Just doing my job.
566
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,683
- Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to do too.
567
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,546
So I hope we can put the past
in the past and move on.
568
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,245
- Mm-hmm.
569
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,647
Should I forward the notes
to Charles?
570
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,119
- Oh, no, I can show him
tonight at dinner.
571
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,885
- Great.
[cell phone buzzing]
572
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,957
- Oh--oh, God, it's Pelosi.
573
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,686
I gotta take this.
Hey, girl.
574
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,901
[laughs]
575
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,333
- Are you okay?
576
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,038
- Yeah, I just gotta get used
to her being around.
577
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,471
Better to have her as an ally
than an enemy, right?
578
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:14,038
- Yeah, definitely better
as an ally.
579
00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:17,005
[upbeat music]
580
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:23,346
* *
581
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,515
[both laughing]
582
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,085
- Okay, they called me
"Legs-a Miller"?
583
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,693
- Yes.
- That is so stupid.
584
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,356
- [laughs]
Well, look, it's no Hot Dad,
585
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:33,634
but what do you expect
586
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,932
from a bunch of suburban
mortgage brokers?
587
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,574
[laughs]
588
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,271
I used to have
589
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,773
such a crush on you.
590
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,895
Is that okay to say
on a first date?
591
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,411
- It's not a date, buddy.
592
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,343
Besides, I think I'm undatable.
593
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,310
- You are many things,
594
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,548
but undatable
isn't one of them.
595
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,084
- So since it's not a date,
596
00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:59,348
can I ask how you
and Andrea are doing?
597
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,589
- We're friendly.
598
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,863
My divorce was probably
a lot like yours.
599
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,322
- Oh, so you cheated on her
600
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,491
and lost all your savings
playing blackjack in Bayonne?
601
00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:09,598
- Yikes.
Not that. [chuckles]
602
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,802
I just mean that
we were married pretty young,
603
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,874
and, um, I've been married
most of my adult life.
604
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,203
And so when it ended,
605
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,008
I finally had to ask myself
who I really was.
606
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,410
* *
607
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:22,442
- And who were you?
608
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,309
- Well, I was a person
609
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:28,077
who grew up
with miserable parents.
610
00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:29,176
- Hmm.
611
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,078
- And then my own relationships
612
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,590
were not great,
613
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:35,392
but as long as
I was successful,
614
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,664
I could convince myself
615
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:40,863
that a partner was a liability
that I didn't want.
616
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:43,896
- All I ever really wanted
was a family,
617
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:47,102
a house, a wife, kids.
618
00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,695
Do you know how much pressure
that puts on a marriage?
619
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,269
- I do,
620
00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,536
and I know
how destabilizing it is
621
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:55,065
when you put
all your chips on something,
622
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,611
and it doesn't work out.
- [scoffs]
623
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:59,875
- Your whole life,
a really good life,
624
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,645
just vaporizes.
625
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,883
And for the first time
in your life,
626
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,550
you're just alone.
627
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:09,217
- I never minded being alone.
628
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,758
But then when
my senate race exploded,
629
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,464
I looked around.
630
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:18,766
I realized that I didn't have
any people in my life.
631
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,300
Only employees.
- [chuckles]
632
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,836
- And then when I bumped
into you in Chicago,
633
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,813
I can't even say it was
a feeling I had missed.
634
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,507
Because honestly,
635
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,936
I don't know
if I'd ever felt it before.
636
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,509
- I've never felt older
637
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,178
than on dates
with younger women.
638
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,616
- [laughs] Why?
639
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,622
- I mean, seriously,
there's only so many times
640
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:41,023
that you can say, "Wow,"
to a TikTok dance challenge,
641
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,116
you know?
642
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,658
- And most people our age
643
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:45,862
are so terrified
of ending up alone
644
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,434
that they just wanna
lock something down.
645
00:23:48,494 --> 00:23:50,034
- So why don't you?
646
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,956
- I just got to a place where
my life can surprise me again.
647
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:55,231
- I hate surprises.
648
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,170
Always have.
649
00:23:57,236 --> 00:24:00,806
I like stability.
650
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:04,643
I just don't feel like I should
have to apologize for that.
651
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:07,111
- No.
652
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,149
Look, in my experience,
653
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,354
when you know what you want,
654
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,316
you don't apologize for it.
655
00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:15,354
- Hmm.
656
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,361
- You go for it.
657
00:24:17,423 --> 00:24:19,493
- Well,
658
00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:22,758
then it's lucky
that we found each other.
659
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,331
- Do you know how lucky we are
to have found each other?
660
00:24:27,398 --> 00:24:29,338
Seriously.
661
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,141
You're a unicorn.
662
00:24:31,202 --> 00:24:32,742
Most women, when I tell them
663
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,165
I don't want to get married
again, they get so upset.
664
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,540
But you're over it.
665
00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:39,008
No rings, no strings.
666
00:24:40,579 --> 00:24:44,019
Next time, we don't even
have to get dinner.
667
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,523
[laughs]
Buddy.
668
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,656
- I want dinner, Vince.
669
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:51,421
- Yeah.
Good.
670
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,630
Okay, yeah, me too.
671
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,162
- I want a relationship.
672
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,857
I don't--I don't want to be
sleeping around forever.
673
00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,030
That sounds exhausting.
- Okay.
674
00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:01,328
- I want a partner.
675
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,930
I want to share my life
with someone.
676
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,101
I just don't wanna
move into his house
677
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,471
and become his wife
678
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:08,238
and have my life
revolve around his.
679
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,307
I mean, why is that so hard
for him to understand?
680
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,675
- I'm sorry, who?
681
00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:14,153
- My ex who proposed to me
out of nowhere
682
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:15,552
at someone else's wedding.
683
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,675
- And you said no, or--
684
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,150
why?
685
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,818
Like, it sounds like
that's what you wanted,
686
00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:23,417
so why couldn't you
just get married?
687
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,559
- Why couldn't he
just not get married?
688
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:29,025
Why did he have to throw
everything away over semantics?
689
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,755
Why does he get
to decide it's over
690
00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:32,729
just because he didn't get
what he wanted?
691
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:34,628
- So you're still
in love with him?
692
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,741
- Of course I'm still
in love with him!
693
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:39,572
And I blew it--or he did
or we both did
694
00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:41,938
or it doesn't matter
because it's over,
695
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:45,038
and he's moved on, and I'm in
Soho at some hot new restaurant
696
00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:48,211
with a dinner buddy
because I'm what?
697
00:25:48,279 --> 00:25:50,179
[inhales sharply]
698
00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,679
Undatable?
[cries]
699
00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,389
- I'm just gonna go use the...
700
00:25:56,454 --> 00:25:58,024
yeah.
701
00:25:58,089 --> 00:26:01,289
[somber music]
702
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:08,469
* *
703
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,883
- [sighs]
704
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,452
- * Ooh *
705
00:26:22,513 --> 00:26:24,983
* Ooh *
706
00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:28,120
* Ooh *
707
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:30,116
* *
708
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,059
- [laughs]
709
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:36,492
[cell phone buzzing]
710
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:38,956
- Hi, this is Liza.
711
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:41,970
- Hi, Liza, this is Ayanna
Williams returning your call.
712
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,704
I was Quinn Tyler's consultant
in the California primary.
713
00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,370
- Right.
Hi, Ayanna.
714
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,968
I am with her publisher.
715
00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:49,979
I was just calling
to fact-check something
716
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:53,351
for her new book,
but I think we're all set.
717
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:54,812
- Another book?
718
00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,551
At least I don't
have to read it.
719
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,715
What is it about?
720
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,794
- Failure.
It's called "The F Word."
721
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:02,092
- That's smart.
It makes her look relatable.
722
00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,293
That was always one
of her biggest negatives.
723
00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:05,615
Not the only one though.
724
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:08,926
- What did you do
for her campaign?
725
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:10,104
- Oppo research.
726
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:11,932
I was supposed
to expose the flaws
727
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,568
in her candidacy
so she could fix that.
728
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:17,702
- What were her flaws,
if I can ask?
729
00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:19,399
- People thought she was cold,
730
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,271
a little condescending,
elitist.
731
00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:22,969
- Mmm.
- But the biggest one--
732
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:27,151
and this is so stupid and
patriarchal I could scream--
733
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:28,782
was that she wasn't married.
734
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:31,447
People couldn't
reconcile that.
735
00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:33,047
- How was she
supposed to fix that?
736
00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,748
- I literally told her
737
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:37,420
to find a guy with kind eyes
and a strong jawline
738
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,889
to stand next her,
739
00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:40,428
and she would jump ten points
in the polls.
740
00:27:40,491 --> 00:27:42,931
15 if the guy
had a normal-looking kid.
741
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:43,964
- Really?
742
00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:48,234
And how did she take that?
743
00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:49,739
- Not well,
744
00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:52,041
but she ate it pretty hard
in that senate race.
745
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,744
So if she runs again--
when she runs again;
746
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,537
there are already rumors
she wants to be governor--
747
00:27:56,607 --> 00:27:58,477
I think she'd suck it up
and do it.
748
00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:01,710
- Do what?
749
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,750
- Recruit a discount Kennedy
750
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:07,046
to walk her across
the finish line.
751
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:08,758
- * Lies, lies *
752
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,560
- Thanks for getting back
to me.
753
00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,862
- No problem.
754
00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:13,893
- * They taste like honey *
755
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,430
* Deceive your eyes *
756
00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:18,634
* Ooh *
757
00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:21,366
* It's all just fun again *
758
00:28:21,432 --> 00:28:23,602
* Yay *
759
00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,276
- As someone who's
gone head-to-head with Quinn,
760
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,142
trust me,
there's no winning or losing.
761
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,381
There's just hangovers.
762
00:28:33,444 --> 00:28:35,984
- Why does Josh
have all this baby stuff?
763
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,348
- You still haven't told her
about your offspring?
764
00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:39,045
- It's not like
I haven't tried.
765
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,547
- I just want
what's best for you.
766
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:43,763
- You've got the wrong idea,
Liza.
767
00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:45,163
- You set me up.
768
00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,092
- I mean, lucky for us,
sex sells.
769
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,660
- Do you think
we can pull this off?
770
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,128
- I have no idea.
771
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:52,897
- If I would've
said something sooner,
772
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:54,404
would it have made
a difference?
773
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:01,938
[pop music]
774
00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:08,948
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