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The place: North Africa
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The year: 1906
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Our story starts right -
- here...
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Legion! Legion!
French foreign legion!
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Legion! Legion!
French foreign legion!
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Legion! Legion!
French foreign legion!
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Legion! Legion!
French foreign legion!
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We'll give all off - for France...!
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We'll break our balls - for France...!
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We're scum and we're ***
but we'll gladly die,
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we'd loose all our legs
or at least an eye,
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...with great panache - for France!
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...and a little in cash...
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...cash, cash, cash,
cash, cash, cash...
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We're all for one - for France...!
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To die as one - for France...!
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We'll torture and maim,
we will kill and be killed,
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...for glory and fame
we are really thrilled...
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...we're shoving the schmucks
- for France...!
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...and a couple of bucks...
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...bucks, bucks, bucks,
bucks, bucks, bucks...
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So bring on the Arabs,
with sabers and knives,
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...we'll murder the men,
and we'll rape all their wives,
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...for Liberty! Freedom!
Nobility! Money!
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...and then...
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...perhaps for a change,
we'll murder the wives...
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...and rape all the men...!
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...for France...! For France...!
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For France!
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This story appears to start
here in the Sahara Desert -
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but it really started some
years earlier - in England
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Geste Manor
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At last!
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At last, Crumble!
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A son! A boy to carry on
the family name of Geste.
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Geste...
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- He shall be a leader of men.
- Men...
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- I shall call him "Beau".
- Beau...
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- Yes.
- Yes...
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- Beau.
- Beau yes...
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My boy Beau will be tall
and strong as a tree...
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...I know.
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- How did that sound to you?
- It sounded like "bye bye, Beau..."
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Any news?
Has my son arrived yet...?
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Not yet,
but the doctor said any minute.
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- Damn blast my sow of a wife, God bless her...
- ...and all who sail in her.
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How long does she intend
to keep me waiting?
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He's arrived, Sir!
Listen to him crying!
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Cowardly little swine.
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Is that what he thinks a hero is like?
Bawling like a sissy?
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I'll beat some courage into him!
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Where are you going Sir?
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Out of my way, doctor Crippen!
I want to discipline my son!
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- Ahaaa! Before you go in...
...I must tell you...
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...I bear both good tidings
and bad tidings.
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First...
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...your wife is dead.
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- And the bad tidings...?
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Your son...
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...is...
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...a daughter!
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A daughter ?!
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I have no requirements
for a daughter!
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You incompetent fool,
I gave you precise instructions!
I want a boy!
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BOYS
ORPHANAGE
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ADOPTIONS ARRANGED
TO SUIT ALL POCKETS
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You could not have picked a
better establishment, Sir Hector.
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All my dear boys here,
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blessed,
they practice what I preach.
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brotherly love, self denial,
and *** onto others.
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They don't *** each onto other,
Sir Hector.
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You cannot stop the pretty dears.
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Now then, Sir Hector, what kind
of a boy was you looking for?
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We have all manner here, you know;
high and low degree.
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Will you stop that, you
vicious little varmint?!
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Now this is a scruffy lot...
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...won't do, won't do, won't do...
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...and he looks jewish!
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I want a soldier, not a dentist!
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To be frank with you,
Miss Wormwood,
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...I'm looking for something...
...a little more stylish.
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You see,
my son has to be a hero.
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For the right boy I'm prepared
to pay handsomly,...
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...he's got to be tall,
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...blond,
must have an aristocratic bearing,
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...and the necessary blue eyes,
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...a lad to whom I can confidently
bequeath my own noble features.
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I shall eventually need him to
reach a height of six feet one,
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And naturally he will be brought up...
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...with an english gentleman's
attitude and love of slaughter.
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That seems to cover the essentials.
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Why, you're wheezing, Woodward!
Let's proceed slowly.
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That's him.
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That's Beau.
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Beau Geste!
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You are Beau Geste.
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No Sir,
my name is Obediah Spittle.
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No...
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You were Obediah Spittle.
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But now...
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...you are...
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...Beau Geste!
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I am Beau Geste.
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- Wrap him up.
- Oh, I couldn't, Sir Hector!
He's like my own son!
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- I give you five guineas.
- My own son sold for six!
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Tell you what I'll do: make it twelve,
and I'll throw in his identical twin brother.
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Two sons? Two heroes?
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I'll take them both.
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Digby!
Say hello to your new papa...
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I can't split the pair...!
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And so began a new life for us.
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Together with Sir Hector's daughter,
Isabel, we became Gestes;
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The days flew quickly by...
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We were identical twins.
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But somehow, Beau was
much more identical then me.
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Isabel adored Beau.
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He seemed to feel nothing;
but then, heroes aren't allowed feelings.
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It was as if I felt his feelings for him.
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Beau's destiny was never in doubt.
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He wanted a noble death,
and a Viking's funeral.
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That's the way I'd like to go, Dig.
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Dig, will you set fire to me,
and bury me at sea...?
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Well... alright.
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But not until you're dead!
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- Beau, you won't go and die before me?
- Of course not, Dig.
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We're inseparable, aren't we?
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Geste et Geste
nil separatum est.
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Rear march!
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Right turn!
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Rear march!
Beau was tought to be a soldier.
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He learned to give commands.
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And, as for me, well...
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...I learned to obey them.
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Our life at Geste Manor
concluded as usual.
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...Until that fateful night,
when Sir Hector announced...
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Beau!
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Isabel!
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I have wonderful news!
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England has been plunged headlong
into a bloody and disastrous war!
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- My regiment leaves at dawn.
- Where is this war, Sir?
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How the hell should I know?
My vallet has the orders.
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The piles of rotting corpses,
the stench of blood...
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How it titillates these jaded nostrils!
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I suppose I'm just an old
fashioned sentimentalist...
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Beau, come with me, I want you to
watch what I'm doing very carefully.
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Excuse me, Your Majesty.
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One day, you'll have
to do this yourself.
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Twenty-nine on right boob...
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...and three twiddles on the left.
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This is the legendary
"Blue Water" sapphire of the Gestes.
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I have seen the Hope diamond...
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...I have feasted my eyes
upon the Koh-I-Noor...
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Compared to this perfection,
they are pieces of shit.
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Beau, this priceless gem is the
foundation of the Geste fortune.
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Guard it until I return.
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Beau grew into the full
stature of his manhood.
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I got older.
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Sunday!
Day of rest.
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And what of the lovely Isabel?
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She practiced and practiced, and
became an accomplished virgin.
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Always so damn timid, Dig.
Really come at me, eh?
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Beau couldn't help being a hero,
Nature cast him for the part.
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Physically he was perfect.
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As his identical twin,
I must have been perfect too.
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Only, it didn't show so much on me...
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Are you all right, old sport?
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I think so, yes.
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Stop it, stop it! I think I
discovered another movie cliché!
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What does it say?
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Sudan relieved!
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One hundred thousand
english lives lost!
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Forty-five thousand
French die!
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England wins by fifty-five
thousand! Hooray!
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Drive on!
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Look! It's the coach!
The Young Master is home!
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- Isabel!
- Oh, father!
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Digby...
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- Beau!
- Father!
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Children, I have a surprise,
a very pleasant one for you.
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I want you to meet
lady Flavia Geste...
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...your new mother!
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We got married this morning.
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Maman...
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...of course this will have to go.
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Yes, I must refurbish
this entire house...
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...from top to bottom.
I mean it's awful. Just awful.
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And that
monstrosity over there...
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That's great uncle Fabius!
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And that... thing over the fireplace!
Well, it simply must come down!
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- But mother, that's the Geste
coat of arms! - How quaint...
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No-no-no... down it comes. I want to
do something amusing with a peach...
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As you say, my dear...
But isn't it time for bed?
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- But it's only six o'clock!
- Oh, is it? Dammit.
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Now, the dining room.
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...come, come, Isabel;
write all this down...!
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Magnificent, isn't she?
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Almost makes me feel
seventy-five again.
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She's certainly not unattractive, Sir.
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I met her in Paris,
embassy reception...
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...she just lost her seventh husband.
- Lost or mislaid?
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And I want something absolutely
wicked with wall-to-wall hermine...
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Don't you think we should
look at the bedroom...?
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Yes! I thought we might
do something bizarre,
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with a chandelier and
some ostrich feathers...
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I hope I have the energy...
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Tell Crumble I may
require a step-ladder...
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One moment, Sir...!
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May I have a moment with our...
...our new mama?
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Of course... get caught
upstairs, eggy-pops.
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Quite right, give me a head-start...
we should rise together!
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- May I talk to you... confidentially?
- What's a mother for...?
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Be careful with father;
he's a very old man.
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And I want him to become
a very, very old man.
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I trust we shan't be...
enemies, Beau?
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That's up to you,
I should say.
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Good night, Beau...
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Good night.
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Mother.
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Hurry up! I can't hang on to
this chandelier much longer...!
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Something terrible has
happened in the manor!
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Come on, doggie!
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I've given him a sedative.
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But it's touch and go.
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- Heart attack? - Yes. It was
too much for a man of his age...
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He over-came himself...
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This may be the first recorded
case of... death by extasy...
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Will he pull throuh?
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He's a tough old warhorse...
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...but frankly, it's a matter of time.
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Simply a matter of time.
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Oh, how sad. Taken from
his loved ones in his very blime...
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You must be brave, mama,
you mustn't cry...!
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You're right.
Fear not, dear Hector!
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Your beloved Flavia will
sing and dance again!
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But he's not dead yet!
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Well, it's been four
days, for Christ's sake!
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The doctor said three at most!
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Incompetent quack...
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You might at least allow him
to pass away in dignity...
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Of course I shall sell this house...
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It holds too many
unhappy memories for me...
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Isabel, you're a virgin.
You can enter a nunnery.
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Obiously, so can you, Digby.
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But...
I have other plans for you, Beau.
245
00:18:06,113 --> 00:18:10,384
My lady, the gentlemens
from Cartier's are here.
246
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,990
- Crumble, the safe.
- The safe, Crumble...
247
00:18:16,124 --> 00:18:17,992
Cartier's, the jewellers?
248
00:18:18,093 --> 00:18:19,994
Surely you don't mean
to sell the "Blue Water"...?
249
00:18:20,095 --> 00:18:25,667
It's mine now, and I shall
dipose of it as I see fit.
250
00:18:30,138 --> 00:18:33,174
Here it is, my lady.
251
00:18:45,154 --> 00:18:48,023
- What happened?
- Probably just a power failure, mother.
252
00:18:48,157 --> 00:18:50,025
- Look!
- What?
253
00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:51,026
- There!
- Where?
254
00:18:51,127 --> 00:18:52,027
- Here!
- Where?
255
00:18:52,128 --> 00:18:53,295
- Gone!
- What?
256
00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:55,331
- It!
257
00:18:56,198 --> 00:18:58,033
Is this someone's idea of a joke?
258
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:01,036
- Don't look at me.
- I didn't take it.
259
00:19:01,171 --> 00:19:03,039
Not faithful old Crumble.
260
00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:06,209
Very well. I'm going
to put out this light,
261
00:19:06,209 --> 00:19:09,079
count to three, and
put the light back on.
262
00:19:09,179 --> 00:19:14,684
But then I want to see the
"Blue Water" back on the table.
263
00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:19,089
One... two... three.
264
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,068
I'm going to try again.
265
00:19:30,234 --> 00:19:34,672
This time, I want to see the
"Blue Water" back in it's place.
266
00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:35,740
Also, the table.
267
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,111
One, two, three.
268
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:44,115
My patience is wearing thin.
269
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:47,085
I shall try once more.
270
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:50,122
One - two - three.
271
00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:01,667
I knew you would
come to your senses.
272
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,340
Crumble, the police.
273
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,209
Stop!
If you call the police,
274
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:13,079
it will only bring shame
upon the name of Geste.
275
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:16,149
Screw the name of Geste!
276
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,119
Well, what do you suggest?
277
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:22,122
I would give the culprit
until morning to think it over.
278
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:26,593
- And? Will he think it over, Beau?
- I guarantee it.
279
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,995
You have my word as a Geste
280
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:33,433
that you will not find that
box empty in the morning.
281
00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:42,143
So, it was you!
282
00:20:42,276 --> 00:20:46,113
N-no, I've just crept down here to
see if the stone had been returned...
283
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,282
- And has it?
284
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:52,987
All I found was this... envelope.
285
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:57,124
It's in Beau's handwriting.
286
00:21:00,295 --> 00:21:05,867
I shall be far, far away by
the time you here this letter...
287
00:21:06,268 --> 00:21:10,772
Yes Dig, it was I that
took the "Blue Water"
288
00:21:10,639 --> 00:21:15,177
Sometime a man has to
do what a man has to do.
289
00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:20,148
Look after Isabel, and guard her
virginity as you would your own.
290
00:21:20,315 --> 00:21:23,218
I trust papa will
continue to die nobly...
291
00:21:23,319 --> 00:21:26,422
Adieu, brother!
292
00:21:28,324 --> 00:21:32,361
Wait a minute,
I haven't finished yet!
293
00:21:34,330 --> 00:21:36,199
Thank you.
294
00:21:36,332 --> 00:21:41,637
P.S.: Don't look for me.
Especially in North Africa.
295
00:21:47,344 --> 00:21:50,214
- What are you doing...?
- I'm destroying the evidence.
296
00:21:50,347 --> 00:21:53,117
Good idea.
297
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:55,252
No.
298
00:21:55,352 --> 00:21:58,188
I shall eat it raw.
299
00:21:58,322 --> 00:22:00,224
The evidence wil be
safely in my stomach.
300
00:22:00,357 --> 00:22:04,228
By the time it comes out in the end,
Beau will be in North Africa.
301
00:22:04,361 --> 00:22:07,231
- I shall confess.
- Will they believe you did it?
302
00:22:07,364 --> 00:22:09,233
I shall just stand up there in court...
303
00:22:09,366 --> 00:22:10,367
...and say...
304
00:22:10,602 --> 00:22:11,936
Guilty my lad.
305
00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:14,806
Have you nothing to say
in your defense?
306
00:22:14,939 --> 00:22:16,941
Nothing.
Not a word.
307
00:22:16,941 --> 00:22:19,444
I refuse to speak.
I shall remain silent...
308
00:22:19,477 --> 00:22:21,946
...until death as befits a Geste...!
- SHUT UP!
309
00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:23,948
I will not divulge
a single secret, not one...
310
00:22:23,982 --> 00:22:25,617
SHUT UP!!!
311
00:22:27,118 --> 00:22:29,287
Digby Geste!
312
00:22:29,387 --> 00:22:34,092
I hereby sentence you
to two years hard labor.
313
00:22:38,397 --> 00:22:42,268
Doesn't seem very much, does it?
Couldn't I give him more?
314
00:22:42,401 --> 00:22:44,270
Did I hear four...?
315
00:22:44,403 --> 00:22:46,272
Four years.
316
00:22:46,372 --> 00:22:48,274
Four years!
317
00:22:48,441 --> 00:22:50,776
Five years.
318
00:22:51,410 --> 00:22:53,279
Six!
319
00:22:53,412 --> 00:22:55,781
Eight years!
320
00:22:56,415 --> 00:22:58,250
Ten.
321
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,253
- Twelve!
- What are they saying?
322
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,122
Going... going...
323
00:23:02,122 --> 00:23:04,858
Fifty years!
324
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:07,294
Fifty years!
325
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:09,863
Seventy five years!
326
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:16,103
NINE HUNDRED
AND FIFTY SIX YEARS!
327
00:23:20,741 --> 00:23:22,375
Prisoner at the bar,
328
00:23:22,376 --> 00:23:27,048
I hereby sentence you to nine
hundred and fifty six years!
329
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:32,153
...or life.
Whichever is the longer.
330
00:23:31,753 --> 00:23:33,421
Take him away!
331
00:23:35,256 --> 00:23:36,257
Oh Digby!
332
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,327
Don't worry about me.
333
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:42,330
Beau's secret
will be safe in my hands.
334
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:45,333
- How's father?
- Still alive and dying...
335
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:46,468
Good.
336
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:49,671
Then I have done
whatever it is that I have done...
337
00:23:49,671 --> 00:23:55,411
...for Beau and
for the sacred name of Geste...!
338
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,388
Somewhere in Morocco...
339
00:24:22,205 --> 00:24:25,375
Company, halt!
340
00:24:25,475 --> 00:24:27,377
About face!
341
00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:29,379
Stand still!
342
00:24:29,412 --> 00:24:31,381
Don't move a muscle!
343
00:24:31,214 --> 00:24:34,384
Or you'll be flogged!
344
00:24:34,518 --> 00:24:39,356
New recruits ready for
inspection, sergeant Markov!
345
00:24:40,524 --> 00:24:47,431
My name is Markov.
Sergeant Markov.
346
00:24:49,533 --> 00:24:51,235
And I despise you all.
347
00:24:51,235 --> 00:24:54,405
And I don't even know
you yet, gentlemen.
348
00:24:55,272 --> 00:24:58,409
Komm, mein pferdchen...
hopp, hopp, eins, zwei...
349
00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:07,285
In time, my contempt for you will
blossom into revolsion and digust.
350
00:25:07,319 --> 00:25:09,154
If you are lucky!
351
00:25:10,288 --> 00:25:11,957
What have we here, Boldini?
352
00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:14,926
A shipment of new recruits,
oh my sergeant!
353
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:19,464
Ja... look at them, corporal...
Oh, God...
354
00:25:19,598 --> 00:25:23,335
A much redder bunch
than we usually get them...
355
00:25:24,604 --> 00:25:26,906
- Your name?
- Smith...
356
00:25:27,673 --> 00:25:29,675
- Name?
- Schmidt...
357
00:25:30,176 --> 00:25:32,145
- Your name?
- Smith... Smith...
358
00:25:32,211 --> 00:25:35,548
Take their numbers, Boldini...
359
00:25:38,584 --> 00:25:41,788
We ask no questions here...
360
00:25:44,657 --> 00:25:46,492
...darn that sock...!
361
00:25:46,627 --> 00:25:48,896
Perhaps he will be good
in the kitchen, huh?
362
00:25:48,896 --> 00:25:51,665
- Your name?
- Jones!
363
00:25:52,032 --> 00:25:53,500
- Jones?
364
00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:58,105
It used to be Smith.
I had to change it.
365
00:25:58,405 --> 00:26:00,407
Officer material...!
366
00:26:02,643 --> 00:26:03,677
- Your name?
367
00:26:03,677 --> 00:26:07,514
- Smith. Reporting for duty,
sergeant Markov.
368
00:26:07,648 --> 00:26:10,517
"Smith. Reporting for duty, sergeant..."
369
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,520
Why do you speak
in this damn silly way?
370
00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:15,523
It's my usual manner of speach
sergeant, I'm sorry if it offends you.
371
00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:17,325
Listen, YOU offend me.
372
00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:20,528
It's your boots I want
to see my face in...
373
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:23,998
...not your fingernails!!!
374
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:29,137
You're in the legion now,
here we don't need gentlemen.
375
00:26:29,204 --> 00:26:33,842
Oh, good morning général Pecheur...
comment ca va, mon général...?
376
00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:38,547
I'm a soldier sergeant, and I trust
I shall prove a loyal and a brave one!
377
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:41,517
- What don't we like in
the legion, Baldini...?
378
00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:43,185
- A smartass...
379
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:48,724
This one, my sergeant,
Boldini would like to...
380
00:26:50,726 --> 00:26:52,561
Not now, not now...
381
00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,563
Your time will come, later.
382
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:59,568
Now... For all you other Smiths,
my little fledermauses:
383
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:02,038
You are now in the legion.
You will be soldiers!
384
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:05,208
And you will learn how to die!
385
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:08,712
Life is as brief as a butterfly's fart.
386
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:12,215
But death is something
that you have forever!
387
00:27:12,249 --> 00:27:16,586
From now on,
you will march until you drop,
388
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,757
and when you have dropped,
you will crawl...!
389
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,597
Some may consider
that I am excessively cruel.
390
00:27:26,731 --> 00:27:30,068
But, there is a reason
for this cruelty.
391
00:27:30,735 --> 00:27:33,538
I enjoy it!
392
00:27:36,741 --> 00:27:40,611
- Good night, scum.
- Good night, sarge!
393
00:27:40,745 --> 00:27:44,015
Good night, sergeant!
394
00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:51,490
Good night,
me darling Catherine...!
395
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:05,404
Good night...
...whoever you are...!
396
00:28:21,788 --> 00:28:25,658
"The view from my window"
397
00:28:25,759 --> 00:28:29,662
Dear Dig, I'm sorry a haven't written
before, but in the legion it's all go...
398
00:28:29,829 --> 00:28:31,664
...busy busy busy,
don't you know.
399
00:28:31,798 --> 00:28:34,534
Weather's spiffy.
Bags of sunshine!
400
00:28:34,535 --> 00:28:37,371
Highs in the upper
hundred and thirties.
401
00:28:37,405 --> 00:28:41,809
The chap here in charge is OK
for a kraut, but not one of us.
402
00:28:41,809 --> 00:28:46,680
Lots to do and see... Haven't had
a quiet moment until now...
403
00:28:46,814 --> 00:28:49,817
Food - not so hot.
404
00:28:50,084 --> 00:28:55,689
Having no ladies makes some
of the men a trifle edgy...
405
00:28:55,823 --> 00:28:59,093
Some of the chaps are
a bit on the... irritable side.
406
00:28:59,394 --> 00:29:01,696
Heard you're in jail for life!
407
00:29:01,863 --> 00:29:06,601
Ah, jeez! Still, knowing you,
you'll find someone to cheer up with.
408
00:29:06,835 --> 00:29:08,770
- How's the lovely Isabel?
- Okay!
409
00:29:09,104 --> 00:29:11,139
And of course, Sir Hector.
How is he?
410
00:29:11,306 --> 00:29:14,976
Still alive and dying,
thank you for asking!
411
00:29:15,177 --> 00:29:18,480
Perhaps one day you'll be able
to get out here and join me!
412
00:29:18,513 --> 00:29:23,919
Until then, ever thine,
your twin, Beau.
413
00:29:26,489 --> 00:29:31,494
I shall escape....
I shall escape!
414
00:29:39,869 --> 00:29:43,473
- Up or down?
- Yes, please.
415
00:29:47,344 --> 00:29:50,748
I'm sorry about all this, but next
week we're having it wallpapered.
416
00:29:50,881 --> 00:29:53,550
Oh I see lady Flavia,
I forgot to tell you...
417
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:56,553
Your son is in
solitary confinement.
418
00:30:03,394 --> 00:30:06,063
Who are all these
other people, Governor?
419
00:30:06,063 --> 00:30:08,399
They are also in
solitary confinement;
420
00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:11,236
crowded jail conditions,
you know.
421
00:30:11,569 --> 00:30:14,272
Digby!
Digby!
422
00:30:22,914 --> 00:30:25,784
I must talk to you
confidentially.
423
00:30:25,917 --> 00:30:30,789
- WHAT?
- I know you don't have the "Blue Water"
424
00:30:30,922 --> 00:30:33,792
I know that Beau has it, hasn't he?
425
00:30:33,926 --> 00:30:38,798
I refuse to talk. I won't talk.
Not a word! Not a syllable!
426
00:30:38,898 --> 00:30:42,802
Shut up!
I can't hear myself moaning!
427
00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:44,804
- I'm sorry...
- If you won't talk,
428
00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:51,210
I'll find some other way
of getting it out of you!
429
00:30:52,945 --> 00:30:53,813
I shall escape.
430
00:30:53,946 --> 00:30:57,817
I shall escape and join Beau!
431
00:30:57,951 --> 00:30:59,786
Delighted you came, my dear!
432
00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:05,358
And I'd like you to know that you
made a happy man feel very... old.
433
00:31:05,692 --> 00:31:08,695
Oh, thank you.
Now let's get this straight -
434
00:31:07,961 --> 00:31:12,032
In exchange for one hour
of amorous sedaliance...
435
00:31:12,065 --> 00:31:14,468
Just under four minutes, actually...
436
00:31:14,501 --> 00:31:17,337
Really?
Well, one does what one can...
437
00:31:17,704 --> 00:31:20,507
...you wish me to contrive an
escape from my own prison?
438
00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:22,243
Precisely.
439
00:31:22,977 --> 00:31:27,415
To pit the entire weight of
british justice...
440
00:31:28,416 --> 00:31:29,117
... against...
441
00:31:32,987 --> 00:31:34,989
Point taken...
442
00:31:35,423 --> 00:31:38,860
Thank you. It's been a business
doing pleasure with you.
443
00:31:38,993 --> 00:31:42,330
Oh, how power corrupts...
...thank God...
444
00:31:42,997 --> 00:31:48,703
Oh, one thing. Digby lacks
experience. He needs assistance.
445
00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:50,873
Don't worry.
We'll give him a helping hand.
446
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:55,878
...even if we have to
force him to escape!
447
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:23,732
I've escaped.
I have escaped!
448
00:34:32,141 --> 00:34:34,043
Where to, Sir?
449
00:34:34,143 --> 00:34:36,812
Morocco!
450
00:34:37,213 --> 00:34:39,048
I've escaped!
451
00:34:39,181 --> 00:34:42,551
Follow that hansom!
452
00:35:15,218 --> 00:35:17,087
Enjoy your meal, please!
453
00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:20,824
My mother's recipe.
454
00:35:30,234 --> 00:35:33,104
The men are complaining about
the food, sergeant Markov!
455
00:35:33,237 --> 00:35:35,239
COMPLAINING?
456
00:35:35,273 --> 00:35:40,411
I don't eat as well as you do!
All alone in the ***'s mess!
457
00:35:41,913 --> 00:35:44,582
We march at the first light.
458
00:35:45,284 --> 00:35:50,556
Our moment of reckoning
will come at fort Zindeneuf...
459
00:35:54,259 --> 00:35:58,297
All day yesterday the sheik's men
have been attacking the fort.
460
00:35:58,630 --> 00:36:04,636
Many brave legionnaires have been
killed in a futile effort to defend it.
461
00:36:04,837 --> 00:36:09,675
Tomorrow, you will be killed
doing something equally futile!
462
00:36:09,809 --> 00:36:13,246
You're only privileged to die once.
463
00:36:13,646 --> 00:36:17,517
Don't screw it up!
464
00:36:24,290 --> 00:36:26,793
Digby Smith,
reporting for duty, Sir!
465
00:36:26,826 --> 00:36:30,830
Join the other dreck!
466
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:36,570
- Good heavens! Digby!
- Beau!
467
00:36:40,307 --> 00:36:44,178
- Oh, God, it's good to see you!
- And you too!
468
00:36:44,311 --> 00:36:48,215
Geste et Geste
nil separatum est!
469
00:36:51,352 --> 00:36:52,520
What are you doing here?
470
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,022
Where else did you expect
me to come when I escaped?
471
00:36:55,056 --> 00:36:56,391
- Escaped?
- Didn't you arrange it?
472
00:36:56,591 --> 00:36:59,161
Never mind. You're here,
that's what matters!
473
00:36:59,294 --> 00:37:02,697
Well, come along.
I'll show you to your quarters!
474
00:37:03,331 --> 00:37:06,401
Oh, I can't believe it!
475
00:37:11,339 --> 00:37:14,209
- How's it look?
- Terrific!
476
00:37:14,342 --> 00:37:18,213
Oh, by the way, I trust father
is still alive and dying...?
477
00:37:18,346 --> 00:37:19,214
Oh, couldn't be more so.
478
00:37:19,315 --> 00:37:20,516
You know I'd hate for the old boy
479
00:37:20,516 --> 00:37:22,852
to pop off without knowing
I've done him proud...
480
00:37:23,119 --> 00:37:26,756
And...
...what of our dear mother...?
481
00:37:26,756 --> 00:37:28,458
Not got the foggiest, old chap.
482
00:37:29,459 --> 00:37:31,828
Don't worry...
I think we've seen the last of her...
483
00:37:32,462 --> 00:37:39,168
Tell me, Pecheur, what manner
of man is the sergeant Markov?
484
00:37:39,836 --> 00:37:45,408
Oh, he is...
vicious... cruel... sadistic...
485
00:37:46,376 --> 00:37:50,881
Sergeant Markov
is a soldier to the skin...
486
00:37:53,851 --> 00:37:58,222
Appears our friend Beau has
a brother who's a jailbird...
487
00:37:58,222 --> 00:38:03,193
Perhaps our... fine english gentleman
is not all that he is *** up from...
488
00:38:18,410 --> 00:38:21,746
Oh, hurry Boldini...
489
00:38:29,454 --> 00:38:32,624
Komm, little bär!
490
00:38:33,426 --> 00:38:36,896
The usual, oh Masterful One?
491
00:38:45,438 --> 00:38:48,140
- This little piggy went to market...
- Yes? Yes?
492
00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:50,342
- ...this little piggy stayed at home...
- ...stayed at home...?
493
00:38:50,409 --> 00:38:52,711
-... this little piggy had a roastbeef...
- ...roastbeef...!
494
00:38:52,745 --> 00:38:54,647
- ...This little piggy has none...!
495
00:38:54,681 --> 00:38:56,983
- What happened to the
other little piggies?
496
00:39:11,465 --> 00:39:14,301
- Who is it?
- Général Pecheur!
497
00:39:14,701 --> 00:39:16,703
I have a visitor for you!
498
00:39:17,471 --> 00:39:20,340
I'm coming, my general!
499
00:39:20,475 --> 00:39:22,343
- My leg, quick!
- Which one?
500
00:39:22,477 --> 00:39:26,347
Boldini, the dress leg!
501
00:39:26,481 --> 00:39:30,518
Coming, my leg!
...my, my general!
502
00:39:34,722 --> 00:39:39,360
I've got the groove my sergeant.
...Just one more screw...
503
00:39:39,494 --> 00:39:42,363
Keep screwing, Boldini!
Faster, Boldini!
504
00:39:42,498 --> 00:39:44,600
Can't you screw any faster than that?
505
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,202
Every thousand miles
this thing must be oiled!
506
00:39:48,504 --> 00:39:52,040
I'm coming, General!
I'm coming!
507
00:39:55,511 --> 00:39:59,415
All present and correct,
my general!
508
00:40:00,516 --> 00:40:03,051
...my general?
509
00:40:07,490 --> 00:40:10,193
...my general...!
510
00:40:12,529 --> 00:40:14,397
I'll come straight to the point.
511
00:40:14,531 --> 00:40:18,401
- You know my son Beau.
- He's your son?!
512
00:40:18,535 --> 00:40:20,537
Believe me you have a
fine boy there madam!
513
00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,739
Bullshit! He's a thief.
514
00:40:22,539 --> 00:40:27,343
Stole something belonging to me.
A large paste sapphire. Well...
515
00:40:27,544 --> 00:40:32,048
...if you can return it to me,
it'll be worth two-hundred-francs.
516
00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:37,021
More than you earn in five years!
517
00:40:43,594 --> 00:40:48,532
In order to recover the trinket...
...I may have to hurt the boy.
518
00:40:49,033 --> 00:40:54,572
Even to kill him somewhat...
...slightly.
519
00:40:54,573 --> 00:40:59,177
You march to Zindeneuf tomorrow,
I shall meet you there.
520
00:40:59,578 --> 00:41:02,447
By that time
I shall have the trinket.
521
00:41:02,614 --> 00:41:04,449
Then the two hundred
francs will be yours...!
522
00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:08,286
- Good night, sergeant Markov!
- Gute nacht, gnädige Frau!
523
00:41:16,628 --> 00:41:19,197
Boldiniiii...!
524
00:41:27,106 --> 00:41:30,810
Yessss... and what's this
down here? Look there too!
525
00:41:31,644 --> 00:41:34,647
More of your handiwork, Boldini!
526
00:41:36,649 --> 00:41:39,652
- You heard?
- Boldini heard, my sergeant.
527
00:41:39,952 --> 00:41:43,322
For two hundred francs,
I could buy myself
528
00:41:43,357 --> 00:41:47,327
a twenty-two carat
solid gold leg!
529
00:41:49,329 --> 00:41:51,331
How many gold legs
could you buy with...
530
00:41:51,365 --> 00:41:54,902
...FIFTY MILLION francs,
oh my sergeant Markov...?
531
00:41:55,002 --> 00:41:57,538
Fifty million?
That's idle dreams...
532
00:41:57,704 --> 00:42:01,475
Fifty million for a paste trinket...?
Noooo....
533
00:42:01,642 --> 00:42:05,179
For the "Blue Water" sapphire!
534
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,417
Aaah, for the Blue...
535
00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:39,682
Adieu, adieu...
mes braves... mes petits soldats...
536
00:42:39,715 --> 00:42:43,152
May God go with you...!
537
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:48,758
...I have better things to do.
538
00:42:51,127 --> 00:42:54,597
Forgive the interrupcion,
ma petite...
539
00:42:54,731 --> 00:42:56,133
...where were we...?
540
00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:58,802
At page thirty-six,
third diagram from the bottom...!
541
00:42:58,835 --> 00:43:00,837
Oooh...
...c'est difficile...!
542
00:43:01,805 --> 00:43:03,473
I wonder how they do that...!
543
00:43:03,507 --> 00:43:07,144
Ohhohoo...
c'est formidable...
544
00:43:14,184 --> 00:43:18,188
Pardon, mon empereur,
but this is not even for your eyes...!
545
00:43:34,739 --> 00:43:37,308
Arabs!
546
00:43:41,747 --> 00:43:44,616
Battlestations!
Kriegsmanöver!
547
00:44:04,803 --> 00:44:07,172
Fire!
548
00:44:14,781 --> 00:44:17,951
Good shot, Dig!
549
00:44:24,824 --> 00:44:28,695
Wind compensation - zwei und
zwanzig degrees, true North!
550
00:44:28,828 --> 00:44:30,697
...zwei und zwanzig degrees,
true North...!
551
00:44:30,831 --> 00:44:33,734
***
552
00:44:36,504 --> 00:44:39,240
Und - feuer!
553
00:44:45,346 --> 00:44:47,348
Scheissmerde!
554
00:44:47,815 --> 00:44:51,051
AJAX
CAMEL INFLATOR
555
00:45:02,864 --> 00:45:07,969
Excuse me...
Am I in any sort of danger here?
556
00:45:08,870 --> 00:45:10,872
Digby, look...
Look, they got our flag!
557
00:45:11,406 --> 00:45:14,743
We'll have to get another one!
558
00:45:14,843 --> 00:45:16,745
You take that side,
I'll take this.
559
00:45:16,913 --> 00:45:19,549
Good luck!
560
00:45:20,850 --> 00:45:23,586
Jump it!
561
00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:40,136
We interrupt this important battle
to bring you the news...
562
00:45:40,169 --> 00:45:43,806
...the score is twenty-three dead,
seven wounded on either side.
563
00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:47,778
We'll be right back to the action,
right after this message...
564
00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:49,780
HONEST HAKKIM
OFFERS YOU A GENUINE DEAL
565
00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:52,716
Shalom, Salam,
welcome effendis!
566
00:45:52,883 --> 00:45:53,817
I wanna tell you something...
567
00:45:53,851 --> 00:45:56,253
...you want a good set of humps,
come to camel-lot...
568
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:58,622
...come to Hakkim's camel-lot!
569
00:45:58,856 --> 00:46:01,792
I've got here the best deals in town,
look at this here -
570
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:04,361
...this is our customized animal,
this is a beauty...
571
00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:06,396
...this one has been
just recently de-humped.
572
00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:09,901
Comes with an automatic mouth-wash,
you can't miss a deal like this...!
573
00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:13,371
Here we got the bargain of the week,
one lady owned camel...
574
00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:16,374
...this camel has never gone anywhere,
just stood around looking good...
575
00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:18,810
...come on down,
take advantage of me!
576
00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:21,813
This is a beautiful animal.
This happens to be a convertible.
577
00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:23,882
You take off the hump,
you put on a couple dots...
578
00:46:23,915 --> 00:46:25,984
...what have you got
in the summer, you got a giraffe...
579
00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:27,752
...the kids will love it!
580
00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:30,588
Come on in!
Over here I got a special couture...
581
00:46:30,656 --> 00:46:33,793
This camel is serviced
four times a day!
582
00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:35,227
...by that camel.
583
00:46:35,961 --> 00:46:39,832
In fact, I'll put them together,
you can be a two camel family!
584
00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:40,633
That's all I'm gonna show you...
585
00:46:40,666 --> 00:46:43,135
...I got the biggest
camel-lot in the whole world...
586
00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:44,637
...not to mention the valley.
587
00:46:44,670 --> 00:46:46,906
So you come on down,
you take the trail to fez...
588
00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:50,443
...just stop and you make a left turn
over at the first sand dune heading east...
589
00:46:50,476 --> 00:46:53,446
...you come on down,
bring the kids...
590
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,117
...I'll stand upon my fez
until my face is such a mess...
591
00:46:57,150 --> 00:47:00,120
See Hakkim, see Hakkim,
see Hakkim...!
592
00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:04,791
And now,
back to the battle...!
593
00:47:29,350 --> 00:47:31,352
Digby...!
594
00:48:15,064 --> 00:48:17,066
Looks like
we've beaten them off, Beau.
595
00:48:17,133 --> 00:48:22,071
They'll coma again at dawn.
They always do in sthis kind of story.
596
00:48:22,071 --> 00:48:25,942
Now remember...
Save your last bullet for yourself!
597
00:48:26,075 --> 00:48:28,945
Yes, I'd like a souvenir...
598
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,850
Oh, Dig...
If I'm pipped before you are...
599
00:48:33,050 --> 00:48:34,952
...don't forget what we agreed.
600
00:48:35,052 --> 00:48:36,954
- The Viking funeral?
- That's the ticket.
601
00:48:37,121 --> 00:48:39,890
Make sure I'm buried at sea.
602
00:48:40,057 --> 00:48:44,795
Might be a bit tricky out here,
but I'll do what I can...
603
00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:49,967
Geste et Geste
nil separatum est...
604
00:49:17,130 --> 00:49:18,831
<- BATTLE
605
00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:40,416
I see you haven't done much
of this sort of thing, Digby...
606
00:50:40,449 --> 00:50:43,085
How'd you know my name is Digby?
607
00:50:43,219 --> 00:50:45,087
What sort of thing...?
Who are you...?
608
00:50:45,221 --> 00:50:48,090
I think I've seen you...
You're in movies, aren't you?
609
00:50:48,190 --> 00:50:51,193
Older brother takes care
of everything.
610
00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:52,461
I promise you.
611
00:50:52,763 --> 00:50:55,031
You're not Beau...
612
00:50:55,198 --> 00:50:58,935
You didn't steal the "Blue Water"...
613
00:50:59,236 --> 00:51:01,104
How do you know
about the "Blue Water"...?
614
00:51:01,304 --> 00:51:03,206
The Gestes
always stick together.
615
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,108
I keep telling you
you're not a Geste!
616
00:51:05,242 --> 00:51:07,711
Digby!
617
00:51:08,245 --> 00:51:11,114
Somebody always
gets out of these things.
618
00:51:11,248 --> 00:51:12,549
It might be you.
619
00:51:12,816 --> 00:51:14,317
I bloody well hope it is...!
620
00:51:14,351 --> 00:51:17,254
Look, can you just direct me to the
end of this scene, that's all I ask?!
621
00:51:17,255 --> 00:51:20,124
Well, that's very kind of you...
622
00:51:20,224 --> 00:51:23,227
Thank you very much.
623
00:51:37,275 --> 00:51:40,478
Moroccan Gold, eh?
624
00:51:42,281 --> 00:51:45,150
No wonder you
always talk so slurred...
625
00:51:45,284 --> 00:51:48,954
Really heavy shit...
626
00:51:55,260 --> 00:51:57,162
Now... where were we?
627
00:51:57,329 --> 00:52:00,099
Let's get some rest...
628
00:52:00,265 --> 00:52:03,902
Yes! Yes.
You have a nice little sleep.
629
00:52:08,274 --> 00:52:11,277
I'll find my own way out...
630
00:52:49,350 --> 00:52:53,554
"MEANWHILE...
IN ANOTHER PART OF THE STORY..."
631
00:53:14,376 --> 00:53:15,744
How do you do!
632
00:53:16,112 --> 00:53:19,115
How too delightful
of you to pop in!
633
00:53:19,115 --> 00:53:21,384
Harry brought you
tea and crumpets yet?
634
00:53:21,384 --> 00:53:25,888
Thank you, but no.
I have come here on business.
635
00:53:26,389 --> 00:53:31,794
Aaah! But - you must introduce me
to your delightful companion!
636
00:53:33,362 --> 00:53:35,064
Lady Flavia Geste...
637
00:53:35,264 --> 00:53:38,534
Oh, goodness, how superb...
638
00:53:39,436 --> 00:53:41,205
Enough of the social graces...
639
00:53:41,371 --> 00:53:44,308
I've been going over the
last quarterly return, Sheikh...
640
00:53:44,408 --> 00:53:47,744
The war is losing money.
641
00:53:48,412 --> 00:53:52,149
Two weeks ago I advanced you
one million francs, for weapons.
642
00:53:52,649 --> 00:53:54,985
And what have I to show for it?
643
00:53:55,018 --> 00:53:58,188
A lousy three thousand
dead legionnaires.
644
00:53:58,422 --> 00:54:03,427
You'll attack Zindeneuf once more.
Only this time...
645
00:54:03,495 --> 00:54:07,999
...I want everyone killed.
646
00:54:10,869 --> 00:54:14,506
We sing as we march,
and we march as we sing...
647
00:54:14,539 --> 00:54:18,209
...as we ***
with a song on our lips...
648
00:54:18,376 --> 00:54:22,213
We fight as we march,
as we march as we fight...
649
00:54:22,247 --> 00:54:27,051
...but we sing
as we cash in the chips...
650
00:54:36,896 --> 00:54:40,599
Company, atten-tion!
651
00:54:45,571 --> 00:54:49,442
Present-arms!
652
00:54:51,478 --> 00:54:54,347
Is saluting that man...?
653
00:54:54,481 --> 00:54:56,850
Oh, yes...
654
00:54:57,484 --> 00:54:59,352
All right,
my little fledermauses...
655
00:54:59,486 --> 00:55:02,355
Those who survived
did quite well.
656
00:55:02,489 --> 00:55:06,359
Those who got killed
did rather better...!
657
00:55:06,493 --> 00:55:11,364
So to keep up your morale, there
will be a little celebration tonight!
658
00:55:11,498 --> 00:55:14,067
A regimental ball...!
659
00:55:15,470 --> 00:55:18,272
You will enjoy yourself...
660
00:55:18,539 --> 00:55:21,109
That's an order!
661
00:55:24,512 --> 00:55:28,116
Meanwhile I hear
that the "Blue Wa..."
662
00:55:33,521 --> 00:55:37,125
You can't be too careful...
663
00:55:38,526 --> 00:55:42,997
...sooo, the "Blue Water"
has come back to us again.
664
00:55:52,574 --> 00:55:55,277
Yeah, that's nice...
665
00:55:56,512 --> 00:56:02,417
I have reason to believe...
it is secreted about his person.
666
00:56:02,551 --> 00:56:06,422
It's not in his pockets...
...I picked them...
667
00:56:06,556 --> 00:56:11,194
In that case, you'll have
to pick his person...
668
00:56:47,598 --> 00:56:50,501
I was looking for the soap...
669
00:57:38,685 --> 00:57:42,256
I have searched his person...
670
00:57:42,689 --> 00:57:45,592
...the "Blue Water" is not there...!
671
00:57:45,692 --> 00:57:49,563
Boldini suspects
it must be somewhere else...
672
00:57:49,696 --> 00:57:52,566
...but where is somewhere else...?!?
673
00:57:52,699 --> 00:57:55,469
His private quarters...
674
00:57:55,702 --> 00:57:59,206
I'm not touching those again!
675
00:58:01,975 --> 00:58:09,683
Mother certainly gets
around a bit, doesn't she...?
676
00:58:09,684 --> 00:58:14,289
Aaah, sergeant!
How delightful to see you again!
677
00:58:14,722 --> 00:58:17,025
I believe you have
a little trinket for me...?
678
00:58:17,058 --> 00:58:19,527
Welcome to Fort Zindeneuf,
gnädige Frau...!
679
00:58:19,561 --> 00:58:22,864
...not yet,
tonight it'll be in my hands...
680
00:58:23,731 --> 00:58:27,602
...If you will do me
the honor of partenaire-ing me...?
681
00:58:27,736 --> 00:58:29,705
Certainly...
682
00:58:30,706 --> 00:58:36,846
Protocol demands I dance my
first waltz with sergeant Markov...
683
00:59:12,783 --> 00:59:15,352
Aaah, there you are...
684
00:59:15,453 --> 00:59:17,622
No-one has asked me to dance...
685
00:59:17,755 --> 00:59:21,626
...and I'm tired of
being a wall-flower...
686
00:59:35,173 --> 00:59:38,843
Aren't you going to dance
with your mother...?
687
00:59:39,178 --> 00:59:42,748
With pleasure...
688
00:59:45,818 --> 00:59:48,654
You're behaving very foolishly...
689
00:59:48,787 --> 00:59:52,491
...I know you have the "Blue Water".
690
00:59:53,225 --> 00:59:57,463
We both could live very well...
691
00:59:59,231 --> 01:00:02,401
I could dance like this all night...
692
01:00:05,839 --> 01:00:10,810
When I leave you tonight, I'm
going to take two things with me.
693
01:00:12,846 --> 01:00:14,247
The "Blue Water"...
694
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,584
...and you.
695
01:00:19,853 --> 01:00:22,689
What hour...?
696
01:00:24,424 --> 01:00:28,895
All right gentlemen,
synchronize your hourglasses.
697
01:00:29,864 --> 01:00:34,869
We leave in exactly seventy...
...thousand grains of sand...!
698
01:00:53,155 --> 01:00:56,158
Twenty five minutes, and then
we must leave, Merdmanger.
699
01:00:56,191 --> 01:00:59,194
But how can you speak of leaving,
mon général, when you are having
700
01:00:59,227 --> 01:01:02,230
such a wonderful time...?
701
01:01:24,921 --> 01:01:29,625
- Did the earth move for you, darling?
- I did feel... something.
702
01:01:34,764 --> 01:01:38,101
I only hope I lived up to what a
mother should expect from her son.
703
01:01:39,436 --> 01:01:43,373
You performed heroicly.
704
01:01:44,475 --> 01:01:49,813
Oh, you know, I haven't got it
with me... the "Blue Water".
705
01:01:49,947 --> 01:01:52,816
Beau, let's go away together now...
706
01:01:52,950 --> 01:01:56,620
Oh no...
No, we must go back to the fort.
707
01:01:57,955 --> 01:02:02,326
But I don't want to be there
when they attack at dawn!
708
01:02:02,927 --> 01:02:04,796
Hmmm?
At dawn...?
709
01:02:04,929 --> 01:02:06,831
A...attack at dawn...?
710
01:02:06,965 --> 01:02:08,800
...well, who...?
711
01:02:08,967 --> 01:02:12,003
...how do you know they
will attack at dawn...?
712
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:19,577
See I break like the wind...!
713
01:03:26,047 --> 01:03:27,315
- All right! Give me my leg!
- The battle leg...?
714
01:03:27,348 --> 01:03:28,649
Of course the battle leg!
715
01:03:28,683 --> 01:03:33,054
What's the bugle sounding
for, if it's not the battle leg...?
716
01:03:33,054 --> 01:03:35,823
Come quick...
It's an anti-clockwise thread here...
717
01:03:36,190 --> 01:03:38,192
...never mind the pain...!
718
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,436
Nobody falls?
719
01:04:19,769 --> 01:04:22,439
Why doesn't anyone fall?
720
01:04:23,106 --> 01:04:27,911
Nobody...?
What kind of a war is this...?
721
01:04:30,114 --> 01:04:33,050
Open the gates!
722
01:04:37,121 --> 01:04:39,123
Hold your fire!
723
01:04:39,457 --> 01:04:44,929
Cease firing!
Hold it!
724
01:05:12,157 --> 01:05:14,860
What the hell do you
think you're doing?!?
725
01:05:15,361 --> 01:05:20,032
- Go on firing, all of you!
- Ignore him!
726
01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:26,272
I suppose you know - the penalty
for mutiny is total death!
727
01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:30,510
Please lady, out of the way,
this is a military matter!
728
01:05:30,576 --> 01:05:34,213
Please, will you?
729
01:05:40,187 --> 01:05:42,055
What are you trying to prove?!?
730
01:05:42,189 --> 01:05:44,057
Why don't you fall???
731
01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:47,060
Because they're blanks!
732
01:05:47,194 --> 01:05:48,061
- Blanks?
- Yes!
733
01:05:48,195 --> 01:05:54,168
Thanks to general Pecheur you've all
been issued with blank ammunition!
734
01:06:01,643 --> 01:06:05,980
Even without ammunition!
...angreifen!
735
01:06:06,014 --> 01:06:08,650
Für Vaterland und Kaiser!
736
01:06:09,651 --> 01:06:12,086
Yes...?
737
01:06:12,220 --> 01:06:14,088
Trickt!
738
01:06:14,222 --> 01:06:19,093
We're behind you Sir! We'll die
to the last man if you say so!
739
01:06:19,227 --> 01:06:22,564
No!
You can be free!
740
01:06:25,234 --> 01:06:28,237
Go! Deserts!
Get out of here!
741
01:06:28,504 --> 01:06:35,478
Go and be rotten to people! But -
do it for our decent living ways!
742
01:06:54,264 --> 01:06:57,567
Excuse me, but we've been
riding round and round
743
01:06:57,567 --> 01:07:00,570
shooting and whooping
like mad things...
744
01:07:00,737 --> 01:07:03,073
Have we called at an
inconvenient moment?
745
01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:04,574
Would you like us
to come back later...?
746
01:07:04,908 --> 01:07:09,112
No, it's not that,
it's just that... hey...
747
01:07:09,279 --> 01:07:11,114
...fellows...
...you can't just desert!
748
01:07:11,148 --> 01:07:13,150
You'll miss the rest of the story!
749
01:07:16,788 --> 01:07:19,123
Hey...!
Come back...!
750
01:07:19,157 --> 01:07:23,161
You're supposed to be inside,
we're supposed to be outside...
751
01:07:27,999 --> 01:07:31,035
Pull down the flag!
752
01:07:37,276 --> 01:07:42,014
Wait for me, wait for me...!
I'm your leader...!
753
01:07:42,047 --> 01:07:55,160
How can I lead if you
won't wait for me...?
754
01:08:00,333 --> 01:08:04,204
Oh, I am lost...
And out of the job...
755
01:08:04,337 --> 01:08:09,209
I'm a natural leader of men,
but, they won't follow me!
756
01:08:14,414 --> 01:08:15,415
Where...?
757
01:08:32,099 --> 01:08:35,569
Perhaps I can learn...?
758
01:09:15,344 --> 01:09:17,246
By the way...
759
01:09:18,014 --> 01:09:20,283
...where is the "Blue Water"...?
760
01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:23,252
You took the words
right out of my mouth...
761
01:09:23,419 --> 01:09:27,123
...which is somewhat...
...un-hygienic...?
762
01:09:28,891 --> 01:09:31,661
Trickt!
763
01:09:33,062 --> 01:09:36,432
Why are you
always in the way, Boldini...?
764
01:09:36,433 --> 01:09:40,104
So...
The obligatory duel to the death?
765
01:09:40,437 --> 01:09:42,306
Of course.
766
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:48,412
As hero and villain,
it is expected of us.
767
01:09:49,413 --> 01:09:55,052
We may not quarrel with our
given destinies, my friend!
768
01:09:55,452 --> 01:10:00,124
You desire to duel
with or without conversation...?
769
01:10:00,458 --> 01:10:02,327
With, I think!
Yes!
770
01:10:02,794 --> 01:10:04,462
Definitely with!
771
01:10:04,496 --> 01:10:07,332
*** twisted and tellingly turned...
772
01:10:07,465 --> 01:10:08,133
...but beware...
773
01:10:08,133 --> 01:10:12,303
...he who turns on his own twist,
may yet twist on his own turn!
774
01:10:12,303 --> 01:10:13,304
Cunningly quoted!
775
01:10:13,471 --> 01:10:15,807
But as the *** bends with the wind,
776
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:17,809
so may he shortly
be blown like the chaff
777
01:10:17,842 --> 01:10:20,478
into the infinite cavity of oblivion!
778
01:10:20,478 --> 01:10:25,116
- I'm not quite sure I understand that...
- Never mind, it sounds good...!
779
01:10:25,151 --> 01:10:28,187
But I do beg your pardon,
you were about to say...?
780
01:10:28,521 --> 01:10:31,824
You display a perilous panache,
my friend...
781
01:10:31,857 --> 01:10:35,194
*** shriveling to ash,
782
01:10:35,694 --> 01:10:39,532
but even as cold steel
may be beaten on the anvil,
783
01:10:39,565 --> 01:10:45,204
so may it *** be humbled
by the hammer of...
784
01:10:45,371 --> 01:10:47,873
...surprize...!
785
01:10:49,543 --> 01:10:51,878
...Tricked again...!
786
01:10:59,486 --> 01:11:02,255
As Von Clausewitz once said:
787
01:11:02,589 --> 01:11:06,092
Mere idle mortals
may have feet of clay...
788
01:11:06,126 --> 01:11:11,932
...but mortal idols sometimes
have feet of... STEEL!
789
01:11:11,933 --> 01:11:15,903
Don't move, please...!
790
01:11:28,950 --> 01:11:32,286
You moved!
Oh, no! No...!
791
01:12:00,583 --> 01:12:05,054
Tell me, Geste...
...before you kill me...
792
01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:09,159
...where is the "Blue Water"...?
793
01:12:09,592 --> 01:12:13,496
Where is the "Blue Water",
Geste ?!?
794
01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:25,175
Touché, I believe...
795
01:12:25,409 --> 01:12:28,078
I hid it there while we
were still in the garrison.
796
01:12:30,614 --> 01:12:32,483
The "Blue Water..."
797
01:12:32,616 --> 01:12:37,087
...it's the last place
I would have looked.
798
01:12:40,624 --> 01:12:43,127
Sooo... Boldini!
Plan fourty-two!
799
01:12:43,461 --> 01:12:45,529
Help me up...!
800
01:12:45,629 --> 01:12:49,500
Look, Boldini, for you and me!
For me...!
801
01:12:49,634 --> 01:12:51,803
Threaten them, Boldini!
Threaten them!
802
01:12:51,837 --> 01:12:55,140
Remember - nerves of steel!
803
01:12:55,474 --> 01:12:58,143
Catch the rope!
Ah yes, good!
804
01:12:58,477 --> 01:13:00,479
Everything is going
according to plan!
805
01:13:01,646 --> 01:13:03,648
No, no, Digby!
806
01:13:07,819 --> 01:13:09,654
The "Blue Water"...!
The Geste family fortune...!
807
01:13:09,688 --> 01:13:11,656
You can't just let them
take it like that!
808
01:13:11,824 --> 01:13:13,826
- It's a fake...!
- What do you mean a fake...?
809
01:13:13,993 --> 01:13:17,163
Now you don't think I'd take such a
risk with the real "Blue Water"...?!?
810
01:13:17,363 --> 01:13:20,366
Well then... Where is it...?
811
01:13:20,533 --> 01:13:23,503
It's in a safe deposit box in Paris...
812
01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:27,206
I'm proud of you, Beau... I am...
813
01:13:27,373 --> 01:13:29,742
I see, we just take
the "Blue Water" now and...
814
01:13:29,776 --> 01:13:31,544
...take it straight back to Sir Hector!
815
01:13:31,577 --> 01:13:34,981
Screw Sir Hector!
816
01:13:49,730 --> 01:13:52,599
All my life I've done
everything Sir Hector wanted!
817
01:13:52,733 --> 01:13:54,568
I've never done a thing for myself!
818
01:13:54,735 --> 01:13:57,638
...'till now!
- Beau, you can't mean it!
819
01:13:57,738 --> 01:14:00,607
You've saved the fort!
You'll get a medal! You're a hero!
820
01:14:00,642 --> 01:14:04,312
- ...I'll bury you at see!
- Heroism? Medals...?
821
01:14:04,946 --> 01:14:09,617
Medals are like hemorrhoids, Digby,
sooner or later every asshole gets one.
822
01:14:09,751 --> 01:14:12,620
What about me?
All my life I've worked for you!
823
01:14:12,754 --> 01:14:16,591
I've gone to jail for you!
I've even felt your feelings for you!
824
01:14:16,691 --> 01:14:18,259
I'm not gonna let you
not be a hero!
825
01:14:18,393 --> 01:14:21,930
I'm awfully sorry
about this, Digby...
826
01:14:23,165 --> 01:14:25,167
What are you doing...?
827
01:14:26,669 --> 01:14:28,671
They always made a hero
of the last men alive...
828
01:14:29,338 --> 01:14:32,341
...and, that's just what he wanted!
829
01:14:41,350 --> 01:14:46,989
Now, there's just one
more thing we must do...
830
01:14:48,725 --> 01:14:51,628
Well, if you're quick, but... wouldn't
it be more romantic to go to...
831
01:14:51,795 --> 01:14:55,165
Oh no, not that...
Not now...
832
01:14:55,398 --> 01:15:00,203
No, first we must get rid
of Beau Geste...
833
01:15:02,806 --> 01:15:04,708
Strange...
834
01:15:04,808 --> 01:15:07,711
A besieged fort...
No signs of a battle...
835
01:15:07,811 --> 01:15:11,081
Ah, no, no,
one corpse...
836
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:25,663
Now, we just have time to
scale down the back wall...
837
01:15:25,830 --> 01:15:29,734
Good bye, Digby, old twin...!
838
01:15:32,837 --> 01:15:35,673
And farewell, Beau Geste!
839
01:15:35,841 --> 01:15:38,977
May you rest in peace!
840
01:15:39,845 --> 01:15:42,314
Another hero for France!
Commanding to report...
841
01:15:42,347 --> 01:15:51,857
...to me immediately!
I wish to decorate him!
842
01:15:51,857 --> 01:15:53,725
What's this one for...?
843
01:15:53,859 --> 01:15:58,464
- For baking chocolate mousse...
- Yes... that's good enough.
844
01:15:58,865 --> 01:16:01,835
Adieu, mon brave
845
01:16:07,540 --> 01:16:12,212
Digby Geste
reporting for duty, Sir!
846
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:19,285
This man can tell us the
mistery of the deserted fort...!
847
01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:23,957
Yes...
Yes, he could, couldn't he?
848
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:28,562
Do you intend to talk,
my friend?
849
01:16:28,896 --> 01:16:32,399
A Geste never talks!
I refuse to speak!
850
01:16:32,566 --> 01:16:34,235
Not one word!
Not one syllable!
851
01:16:34,435 --> 01:16:39,273
I shall remain silent, totally silent,
absolutely silent; I will not utter one...
852
01:16:39,306 --> 01:16:43,277
- Will you shut up?!? - I'm afraid
I can't answer that question, Sir!
853
01:16:43,310 --> 01:16:45,846
Well...
then you leave me no option...
854
01:16:45,846 --> 01:16:49,283
...but to shoot you for
withholding information.
855
01:16:49,317 --> 01:16:52,320
- If it be so then... so be it.
- It is so.
856
01:16:52,921 --> 01:16:54,589
- Then, so it be.
- Be!
857
01:16:54,623 --> 01:16:59,027
- Sir, look! I found this!
858
01:17:04,466 --> 01:17:08,804
We are loking at the finest
soldier I've ever met...
859
01:17:08,937 --> 01:17:10,939
...Beau Geste!
860
01:17:11,507 --> 01:17:14,777
Beau, dead...?
861
01:17:15,945 --> 01:17:18,781
- It's not... It's not possible.
- Formidable!
862
01:17:21,951 --> 01:17:26,689
- Oh, pardon, mon général...
- Merdemanger...
863
01:17:26,722 --> 01:17:31,828
...will you kindly scrape
monsieur Geste from my face...?
864
01:17:31,961 --> 01:17:34,964
And place him in a
suitable container!
865
01:17:35,699 --> 01:17:42,072
Now... have you any final request,
before you are sent to the firing squad?
866
01:17:42,406 --> 01:17:46,844
Well... Beau always wanted
a Viking funeral, Sir!
867
01:17:46,977 --> 01:17:49,813
I promised him that he
should be buried at sea!
868
01:17:49,980 --> 01:17:53,884
In the middle of the desert...?
C'est drole... However...
869
01:17:54,418 --> 01:17:58,722
The legion always
honors it's heroes!
870
01:18:04,996 --> 01:18:09,200
Beau Geste!
Noble son of the legion!
871
01:18:09,934 --> 01:18:17,475
We commend thy mortal remains
onto the mighty deep...
872
01:18:18,009 --> 01:18:21,846
It is not the Atlantic...
...but it is the best we can do!
873
01:18:22,013 --> 01:18:25,150
Good bye, Beau Geste!
Go with God!
874
01:18:37,029 --> 01:18:40,466
Now, are you prepared to die?
875
01:18:40,666 --> 01:18:42,868
- I'm prepared!
- Ready...
876
01:18:42,968 --> 01:18:43,869
...ready...
877
01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:47,740
I'm prepared to die,
so that Beau's name may live!
878
01:18:48,041 --> 01:18:52,979
Would you expect me to betray my
brother...? My country? My Isabel?
879
01:18:55,048 --> 01:18:57,951
Silence onto death is our
family motto. Shall I talk now?
880
01:18:58,051 --> 01:19:01,388
Bah! You expect me to talk
when all I could preserve
881
01:19:01,388 --> 01:19:04,724
is my own measly, worthless life?
Haha!
882
01:19:06,059 --> 01:19:10,063
Doh! Bloody right I'll talk!
I'll talk! I'll talk! I'll talk!
883
01:19:10,097 --> 01:19:12,066
Just try to stop me!
I'll talk! I'll talk!
884
01:19:12,066 --> 01:19:15,136
THREE MONTHS LATER
885
01:19:18,005 --> 01:19:20,007
The Young Master is home!
886
01:19:20,741 --> 01:19:22,276
He's home again!
887
01:19:22,443 --> 01:19:26,447
- My God, this thing is heavy... -
888
01:19:44,099 --> 01:19:46,468
Digby...!
889
01:19:52,107 --> 01:19:55,177
- At last, you've returned!
- Yes!
890
01:19:55,677 --> 01:19:57,112
- Have you...?
- Shhh!
891
01:19:57,112 --> 01:19:59,982
Don't speak! Just let me
look at you for a moment!
892
01:20:00,116 --> 01:20:05,955
And then I won't speak and you
can just look at me for a moment.
893
01:20:07,690 --> 01:20:09,692
- Enough...?
- Enough...!
894
01:20:10,860 --> 01:20:15,398
- Isabel... You know how I've always felt...
- I know...
895
01:20:15,532 --> 01:20:18,001
- But you know that Beau and I...
- I know...
896
01:20:18,701 --> 01:20:21,704
- I think that you know that he and I...
- I know...
897
01:20:22,072 --> 01:20:24,742
- And you know that if we didn't know...
- I know...
898
01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:29,413
- You know I know...
- Yes...
899
01:20:30,915 --> 01:20:33,017
- How little we know...
- I know...
900
01:20:33,150 --> 01:20:35,986
- Then you know that Beau is...
- No...!
901
01:20:36,153 --> 01:20:40,057
- Beau is what...?
- Beau is... not.
902
01:20:40,157 --> 01:20:43,027
- Oh...
- If he were, I would feel it.
903
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:47,565
Somehow I know that... even if
he and Flavia managed to escape...
904
01:20:47,566 --> 01:20:51,903
...they've never made their way
through that parched desert...!
905
01:20:54,172 --> 01:20:58,944
Oh, darling...
If I should die now, I'd die happy...
906
01:21:00,278 --> 01:21:01,179
Oh, mother...
907
01:21:04,182 --> 01:21:09,020
If it weren't for the thirst...
...this damn thirst...
908
01:21:11,190 --> 01:21:13,092
- Waiter! Oh, waiter!
- Yes, Sir?
909
01:21:13,192 --> 01:21:19,132
- Champagne please.
Extremely well iced!
- coming up, Sir!
910
01:21:22,201 --> 01:21:27,073
You know, it's strange... I always
used to know what Beau was feeling.
911
01:21:27,206 --> 01:21:29,442
And...
912
01:21:33,212 --> 01:21:37,383
...somehow I have the feeling
he's still alive.
913
01:22:05,580 --> 01:22:11,953
A man's gotta be
what a man's gotta be...
914
01:22:11,953 --> 01:22:18,293
...he must poke his heart right in
the eye without flinching to see...
915
01:22:18,293 --> 01:22:24,632
He must be what he must,
he must must what he be...
916
01:22:24,633 --> 01:22:31,974
...just to be what he was what he
will be because he will be what is he...
917
01:22:31,974 --> 01:22:38,314
A man's gotta do
what a man's gotta do...
918
01:22:38,314 --> 01:22:44,687
...he must ask himself who am I, when
am I, why am I, now that I'm who...
919
01:22:45,020 --> 01:22:51,360
...and what am I when,
and when am I what...
920
01:22:51,695 --> 01:22:58,034
...and why am I, who I am,
what I am, when I am not...
921
01:22:58,034 --> 01:23:04,374
Though the answer
is so easy to guess
922
01:23:04,374 --> 01:23:11,715
He must dare to say,
dare to say yes!
923
01:23:11,716 --> 01:23:14,719
Yes!
924
01:23:14,752 --> 01:23:21,125
Now what is a hero,
but a man with no choice...
925
01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:23,094
...he needs courage and guts...
926
01:23:23,127 --> 01:23:28,099
...as well as blond hair
and a high tenor voice...
927
01:23:28,132 --> 01:23:34,138
He must climb the
impossible dream, and then...
928
01:23:34,173 --> 01:23:40,512
...with a lump in his throat he must
cry with his last time for courage...
929
01:23:40,512 --> 01:23:44,950
...to reach...
930
01:23:44,983 --> 01:23:52,491
...the impossible not.
931
01:23:53,492 --> 01:23:59,492
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