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- Previously on "The Rookie"...
- You're back.
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INTERVIEWER: Another crazy
story... how could I stay away?
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This gonna take long?
Because, uh, we got work to do.
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INTERVIEWER: I heard
you were happy with how
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- the last documentary came out.
- Oh, my God.
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It was so good, and... and...
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[LAUGHS] And I got so many compliments.
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Oh, that's great. How about you?
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- Didn't see it.
- [DOG BARKS]
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We found four kilos of black
tar heroin inside of it.
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- What? Yo, that's crazy.
- LUCY: Um...
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That is disturbing.
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JUICY: [LAUGHS] Oh,
what is taking so long?
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- Do I look okay?
- LISA: You look hot.
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- Right?
- [CHUCKLES]
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God, I mean, this lip balm.
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- It's fire.
- So, what are we doing here?
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Girl, you know what we're doing.
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No. For, like, posperiority.
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[CHUCKLES] I think it's "posterity."
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Mnh-mnh. That don't sound right, girl.
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Okay. So...
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[MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.]
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- ... I'm waiting for Jake to get out of prison.
- Mm-hmm.
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He just did six months on a drug charge,
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and I found out today he's
getting released early.
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Ooh. For good behavior?
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Girl. Overcrowding.
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- [BUZZER SOUNDS]
- [SCREAMS] Baby!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo! [LAUGHS]
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- Mmm!
- Mmm.
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Baby. Oh, I missed you.
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- Yeah. I missed you, too.
- [CHUCKLES] Yo, Lisa!
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- [SCREAMS]
- [LAUGHS] Hey!
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- How are you doing?
- I'm good! How are you?
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- Good.
- All right. All right.
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What do you want to do first?
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You know what I want to do first.
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No. After that.
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You know, you said you
been thinking in prison.
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Are we going straight or what?
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Nah. Screw that. Let's be bad.
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Yes.
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- [GRUNTS]
- You ready?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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- Ahh.
- [SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Drop the gun!
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♪
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Get off me! Get off me!
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This was an assassination.
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- Baby? Baby, look out!
- [HORN HONKS]
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- Look out! Look out!
- [METAL CRUNCHES]
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Sergeant.
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SGT. GREY: Hey. Good morning.
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Good morning. How you been?
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Fine. Uh, busy.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah?
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Yeah. Um... I-I'm sorry.
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I'm still a little unclear what
your documentary is about this time.
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I mean, what are the odds that
two cops would end up arresting
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two criminals who look just like them?
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- Small.
- Infinitesimal.
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- And this is gonna be, like, a whole movie?
- I hope so.
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All I can do is start filming
and see where it takes me.
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- Here she is.
- Hi.
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[SIGHS] I'm a little nervous.
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Why? You're an old pro at this point.
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I-I know, but, you know,
the other documentaries,
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they weren't about... me. [CHUCKLES]
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You're not interviewing
me with Tim this time?
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No, I thought it would be valuable
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- to hear from you separately.
- [SIGHING] Okay.
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So, how did you first meet Jake Butler?
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A case. My roommate, Tamara,
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bought a car at a police auction,
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only to find drugs hidden inside.
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So, we traced that back
to Jake and arrested him.
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Which brings us to the
elephant in the room.
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Right. Yeah. The whole look-alike thing.
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He really didn't look that much like me.
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♪
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How can you say that?
You look almost identical.
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- Says you.
- Says me. They could have been twins.
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Why do you think they called him Dim?
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- INTERVIEWER: Wait. What?
- [CHUCKLES]
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[LAUGHS] Oh, yeah.
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We nicknamed Tim's doppelganger "Dim."
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INTERVIEWER: That's funny,
but also a little prejudicial,
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don't you think?
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In what way?
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I mean, the fact that you were
denigrating his intelligence
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comes to mind.
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I mean, if the shoe fits.
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Look, when you have been doing
this job as long as I have,
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it becomes very clear
that most criminals are...
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well, dim.
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No comment.
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Well, just 'cause you're too nice.
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I-I would say a good 70%
of the people we arrest
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couldn't explain how
a revolving door works.
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Okay. Maybe 30%.
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Yeah. Anyway, the job
is super stressful,
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and cops have a dark sense of humor.
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- So a nickname was born.
- INTERVIEWER: Wait.
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If you called Jake "Dim,"
what did you call Sava?
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Hello?!
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- Juicy.
- Juicy.
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Juicy.
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[LAUGHS]
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Juicy.
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- [LAUGHS]
- They called her... "Juicy."
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INTERVIEWER: "They"?
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[SIGHS] We did. We... Look, I...
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I really tried not to,
but it was a losing battle.
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And then you and Sergeant Bradford
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went undercover as your doppelgangers,
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- Dim and Juicy.
- Yes.
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So, uh, Tim first, and then I joined him
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on a UC operation in Las Vegas,
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where we put some very
bad people behind bars.
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And was it around this time
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that you and Tim became intimate?
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N... [SIGHS] N-No.
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We... We had to pretend at intimacy
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while we were undercover.
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But Tim and I were both in
relationships at the time.
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We didn't start dating
until after, you know,
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when... when we were both single again.
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I want to dial in on that.
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Do we have to? I...
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The odds of you and
Tim coming face-to-face
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with Dim and Juicy are
already astronomical,
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but for both couples to hook up...
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- Interview's over. I need Chen.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Oh. What's wrong?
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Not here.
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- Uh, excuse me.
- INTERVIEWER: Yeah.
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♪
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Nolan and Celina responded
to a missing-persons call.
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It was Sava. Jake's missing.
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What?
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♪
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Oh.
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Uh, my boyfriend, Jake, he's missing.
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I... I-I can't find him.
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- Hello?! Hello?!
- Yeah. No. Okay. Yeah.
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Uh, just slow down.
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Start at the beginning.
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- Tell us what happened.
- Okay.
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Uh, we... we were in the study.
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He was getting a beer,
grabbing me my lobster salad,
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and, um, he just disappeared.
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- I don't know where he went.
- INTERVIEWER: Back up.
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What were Dim and Juicy doing
at a Beverly Hills mansion?
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Have you seen the movie "Parasite"?
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Yeah, after Dim got out of prison,
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he and Juicy started targeting
rich people a-and celebrities,
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getting hired to work at their homes.
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Handymen, chefs, nannies.
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When you say "celebrities"...
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Lance Bass.
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I hired those two to
take care of my house.
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- WOMAN: Is that Lance Bass?
- Well, Jake first.
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Hey, guys!
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Uh, but then my sensualist quit,
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and, uh, Jake recommended Sava.
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INTERVIEWER: I'm sorry.
What's a sensualist?
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They optimize the pleasurability
of your surroundings.
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Every element, from the
tactile to the olfactory.
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I have an incredibly stressful job,
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so I want every aspect of
my home experience to be...
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euphoric.
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Oh. [INHALES SHARPLY]
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More colorful.
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An alien would never dance like that.
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Mm, uh...
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The mac and cheese.
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- Sorry about that.
- No problem.
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So what happened after you hired them?
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- I fired them.
- Why?
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During the three days
they worked for me,
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they had sex on every
surface of my house.
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By "every," you mean...
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Every even vaguely flat surface...
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floors, beds, couches, dressers,
counters, the diving board.
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Even inside the dog crate.
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It was only after Dim
and Juicy were gone
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that he discovered they'd also
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stolen several expensive
watches and some jewelry.
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- INTERVIEWER: Were they arrested?
- No.
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By the time police questioned them,
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the stolen property was gone.
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Likely pawned, so
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there wasn't enough
evidence to press charges.
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What we didn't know at that point
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was that Dim and Juicy
were already casing out
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- their next target.
- Mm. The Baudelaires.
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- Oh, baby, this place is perfect.
- Oh. No. It's on us.
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Ooh. Right there. That's our in.
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- [GRUNTS]
- Listen to me.
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You go back to that house,
I'll shoot you in the face!
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You got it?
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Sent the guy packing. Took his job.
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Well, they caught a break when
Jake showed up to work on day one
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and discovered that
the Baudelaire family
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had recently lost their nanny.
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So Juicy slid right in.
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- What?
- That's just a really descriptive way to put that.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- INTERVIEWER: How long did they work there
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- before Dim went missing?
- Three weeks.
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And what can you tell
me about the Baudelaires?
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They were made of money.
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And... And then he just disappeared.
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I-I don't know what happened to him.
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Karen, why is there
a police car outside?
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Karen?
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I'm sorry, Mr. Baudelaire, but, um,
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Skip is missing.
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Uh, sorry. And by Skip,
you m... you mean Jake?
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Yes. Yes.
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Uh, Skip and I, you know, we
got pet names for each other.
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He calls me Sava. I call
him Jake. It's not...
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That's not even... Okay.
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So ha... hang on a
second. I just need...
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First of all, your name is?
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Charles Baudelaire.
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- And this is your house?
- Yes.
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[LAUGHS] I know, right?
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Oh, Meredith, you have
to try this cleanse.
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Like, I have dropped an entire size.
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Yeah, and I have to get all
my clothes tailored now, but...
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Oh, my God. The cops are here.
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[GASPS] Look at this.
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CHARLES: And this is my wife, Camille.
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Karen says that Skip is missing.
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[GASPS] How awful.
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Oh, God. Did you hear that?
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Apparently, now our handyman is missing.
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Okay. I need to unpack all of this.
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I think the fastest
way to do it would be
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to get a statement from you first.
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Officer Juarez, will you please
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take the Baudelaires
into the living room?
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Sure. Sir, ma'am, do you mind?
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I'm super confused, but okay.
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CAMILLE: Hey, Meredith, I have to go.
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But, girl, you have to try
this cleanse. I'm serious.
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This is why it took so
long to call you guys.
249
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NOLAN: Because you're
doing something illegal.
250
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No. No.
251
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Jake and I, we have gone straight.
252
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I am working here as a nanny.
253
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And he is a handyman.
254
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Like I said, a lot to
unpack. Let's stay on track.
255
00:09:42,507 --> 00:09:45,032
- You said Jake disappeared?
- Mm-hmm.
256
00:09:45,056 --> 00:09:47,522
- Babe.
- Hey!
257
00:09:47,711 --> 00:09:50,202
Hey, what... what time...
what time they back?
258
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Like 3:00.
259
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3:00. All right. Remind me to clear
that security footage, all right?
260
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We don't want another mishap like
that last Halloween situation.
261
00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:58,992
Yeah. That's true.
262
00:09:59,111 --> 00:10:00,389
Oh!
263
00:10:00,514 --> 00:10:01,818
I'mma get me another beer.
264
00:10:02,074 --> 00:10:03,267
You want anything?
265
00:10:03,876 --> 00:10:05,076
Yeah.
266
00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,619
Can you see if they
got that lobster salad?
267
00:10:07,901 --> 00:10:09,187
- Lobster salad.
- Yeah.
268
00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:11,376
Yeah, I'll get you lobster salad.
- Lobster salad!
269
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All day.
270
00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:15,553
- Lobster salad life.
- Ooh! You love it?
271
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Lobster sa...
272
00:10:17,153 --> 00:10:19,604
Okay, so Dim walked into
the hallway at 2:03 p.m.
273
00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:22,002
But there are no
cameras in that hallway.
274
00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:24,082
Right. So he walked out
of this shot at 2:03.
275
00:10:24,138 --> 00:10:27,412
- [BEEPS]
- And never emerged from the hallway.
276
00:10:27,650 --> 00:10:29,642
We have hours more
footage of those two rooms,
277
00:10:29,673 --> 00:10:31,397
- but Dim never reappears.
- [BEEPING]
278
00:10:31,443 --> 00:10:33,340
INTERVIEWER: That's
unusual, to say the least.
279
00:10:33,477 --> 00:10:35,068
Do you have a theory on what happened?
280
00:10:35,132 --> 00:10:36,904
No, but Juicy sure did.
281
00:10:37,029 --> 00:10:38,346
Okay.
282
00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,577
Alien abduction.
283
00:10:40,923 --> 00:10:42,865
Oh, yeah. Later, she added, uh,
284
00:10:42,887 --> 00:10:44,582
"portal to another dimension."
285
00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:47,257
But she didn't appreciate
your suggestion.
286
00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:49,060
Spontaneous combustion.
287
00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:51,433
INTERVIEWER: Oh. Like the
drummers in Spinal Tap.
288
00:10:51,571 --> 00:10:53,144
Thank you for getting the reference.
289
00:10:53,363 --> 00:10:55,163
So we opened up an investigation.
290
00:10:55,347 --> 00:10:57,353
Most likely the explanation is just that
291
00:10:57,379 --> 00:10:59,235
there was a glitch in
the security system.
292
00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,778
INTERVIEWER: Right. But why wouldn't
he tell Juicy where he was going?
293
00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:03,980
Relationships are complicated.
294
00:11:04,105 --> 00:11:06,859
Every couple has their
secrets, you know?
295
00:11:06,906 --> 00:11:09,507
No matter how strong their
moral compasses may be.
296
00:11:09,658 --> 00:11:10,851
Mm.
297
00:11:11,055 --> 00:11:14,063
Which is something Jake and
Sava clearly didn't have.
298
00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:16,155
Do Tim and I keep
secrets from each other?
299
00:11:16,561 --> 00:11:18,889
I mean... nothing big.
300
00:11:19,171 --> 00:11:22,352
I-I feel that honesty is the most
important thing in a relationship.
301
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,053
I'm literally sitting in this office
302
00:11:25,073 --> 00:11:26,620
because of a secret she kept.
303
00:11:26,718 --> 00:11:28,987
Despite everything, it really did seem
304
00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:31,085
like Dim and Juicy loved each other.
305
00:11:31,229 --> 00:11:33,622
Which made what happened next so tragic.
306
00:11:33,787 --> 00:11:35,419
7-Lincoln-7.
307
00:11:35,441 --> 00:11:37,883
Code 6 at 911 call location.
308
00:11:37,982 --> 00:11:39,956
Any clarity on the smell they reported?
309
00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:43,127
DISPATCH: That's a
negative, 7-Lincoln-7.
310
00:11:43,265 --> 00:11:45,126
♪
311
00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:48,516
AARON: I mean, it's an
alley in L.A. They all smell.
312
00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:50,261
It'd be a miracle if it didn't.
313
00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:56,051
♪
314
00:11:56,188 --> 00:11:57,946
[COUGHS, SNIFFS]
315
00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:04,074
♪
316
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:13,247
♪
317
00:12:13,283 --> 00:12:14,641
7-Lincoln-7.
318
00:12:14,739 --> 00:12:16,221
Send an R.A. to my location,
319
00:12:16,246 --> 00:12:17,539
and alert Sergeant Grey.
320
00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:20,214
I just found a body, and
it's Sergeant Tim Bradford.
321
00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:23,339
What? Give me that.
322
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,614
No, it's not. I'm at the station.
323
00:12:26,618 --> 00:12:28,557
I-It was Dim, obviously.
324
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,898
But, you know, in the moment,
I-I-I thought it was Tim.
325
00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:32,216
And, um...
326
00:12:33,132 --> 00:12:34,583
you know, anybody could
have made that mistake.
327
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,316
He's not wrong. They
looked so much alike.
328
00:12:37,336 --> 00:12:40,489
My mind broke a little
when I saw Dim's body.
329
00:12:40,516 --> 00:12:41,643
INTERVIEWER: Why were you there?
330
00:12:41,715 --> 00:12:44,024
We responded to Aaron's
call for an ambulance,
331
00:12:44,057 --> 00:12:45,630
but there was nothing we could do.
332
00:12:45,741 --> 00:12:47,774
- Dim was... way dead.
- Yeah.
333
00:12:47,787 --> 00:12:50,724
Rigor mortis had come and gone,
blowfly eggs had been laid,
334
00:12:50,743 --> 00:12:52,134
but hair slippage hadn't started yet,
335
00:12:52,156 --> 00:12:53,806
which placed the time of death
336
00:12:53,871 --> 00:12:56,842
approximately 30 hours
before Aaron found the body.
337
00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:00,052
So around 6:00 p.m. the
day of Jake's disappearance.
338
00:13:00,315 --> 00:13:02,269
INTERVIEWER: Did it bother
you, seeing his body?
339
00:13:02,623 --> 00:13:03,835
What do you mean?
340
00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:05,874
To see a version of
yourself dead in a dumpster,
341
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,480
no matter how much you protest that
342
00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,785
you don't see the resemblance,
343
00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:10,738
I mean, it had to be
a little disconcerting.
344
00:13:12,023 --> 00:13:13,787
Yeah, a little, I guess.
345
00:13:14,298 --> 00:13:15,825
I have nightmares.
346
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,647
INTERVIEWER: Do you think Tim does?
347
00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:19,456
No.
348
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:22,237
You know, he's been doing the
job a lot longer than I have,
349
00:13:22,289 --> 00:13:24,590
so his walls are pretty high.
350
00:13:24,623 --> 00:13:26,256
But, you know, they have to be.
351
00:13:26,465 --> 00:13:29,049
Otherwise, the constant
violence would just consume you.
352
00:13:29,082 --> 00:13:30,643
Sounds like a part of you is envious
353
00:13:30,663 --> 00:13:33,959
that he can divorce himself
from feeling a lot more easily.
354
00:13:34,598 --> 00:13:36,694
No, I... Listen.
355
00:13:37,006 --> 00:13:39,726
Empathy can be painful,
356
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:44,184
but the alternative, at
least for me, is unthinkable.
357
00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:46,003
I do this job to help people.
358
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,363
You know, I have to feel for them.
359
00:13:47,462 --> 00:13:50,018
Do the walls make it hard to
be in a relationship with Tim?
360
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,467
No.
361
00:13:51,657 --> 00:13:55,408
But that's because I
know, behind those walls,
362
00:13:55,428 --> 00:13:57,944
he's just a big softy.
363
00:13:58,082 --> 00:13:59,990
Do I look like a big softy?
364
00:14:00,935 --> 00:14:03,792
- No, sir.
- So, Officer Thorsen found the body.
365
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:06,696
Dim disappeared from
the mansion at 2:03 p.m.
366
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:08,072
and was killed four hours later.
367
00:14:08,144 --> 00:14:10,144
So we had new mysteries to solve.
368
00:14:10,235 --> 00:14:12,109
How did Dim get out of the house?
369
00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:14,727
Where was he for those
missing four hours?
370
00:14:14,871 --> 00:14:17,402
And how did he end up
shot dead in a dumpster?
371
00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:20,944
Unfortunately, there were no
security cameras around the alley,
372
00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:23,378
so they had no idea who dumped the body.
373
00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:25,854
It was at this point
that Detective Lopez and I
374
00:14:25,874 --> 00:14:27,611
were assigned to the investigation.
375
00:14:27,749 --> 00:14:29,972
- [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
- Miss Wu, thank you for coming in.
376
00:14:30,057 --> 00:14:31,401
Yeah. Sure.
377
00:14:31,598 --> 00:14:32,949
What's with all the cameras?
378
00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:34,320
They're filming a documentary.
379
00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:36,711
I would love to interview
you at some point.
380
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,540
LOPEZ: Don't worry about
them. Let's go talk.
381
00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:41,832
Uh, you want a water, coffee, anything?
382
00:14:41,865 --> 00:14:43,400
No, thank you.
383
00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:46,155
- Okay, this way.
- Go. Go. Get ahead of them.
384
00:14:52,953 --> 00:14:54,854
Did you guys find anything?
385
00:14:55,004 --> 00:14:57,607
HARPER: Uh, we... we're
following up on a couple of leads,
386
00:14:57,653 --> 00:15:00,655
but, uh, we need your help to
get some clarity on some things.
387
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,179
Do you mind if we record this?
388
00:15:03,258 --> 00:15:05,085
No. I... Whatever you need.
389
00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:08,148
How you holding up?
390
00:15:10,981 --> 00:15:12,805
[SIGHS] I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
391
00:15:12,943 --> 00:15:14,856
You know, I'm struggling.
392
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,803
I still can't believe he's dead.
393
00:15:17,393 --> 00:15:19,202
Look, we know you and Mr. Butler
394
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,871
were engaged in a host
of illegal activities,
395
00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:23,994
but we're not focused on that right now.
396
00:15:24,014 --> 00:15:26,656
Yeah. All we care about is
catching the person who killed him.
397
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,245
So, if you are holding
back because you're afraid
398
00:15:29,278 --> 00:15:31,559
that you are gonna get in trouble, stop.
399
00:15:31,946 --> 00:15:33,448
You need to come clean.
400
00:15:33,762 --> 00:15:34,968
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
401
00:15:35,171 --> 00:15:37,079
Hey. Sorry to intrude.
402
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:40,012
- Uh, you got a second?
- Uh, yeah. Excuse us.
403
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:45,150
♪
404
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,230
- What's up?
- They found another body.
405
00:15:48,472 --> 00:15:52,127
♪
406
00:15:52,264 --> 00:15:54,550
SGT. GREY: In the days
following Dim's disappearance,
407
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,785
officers were searching the
property, looking for him.
408
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:59,389
In the confusion after
finding Dim's body,
409
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,362
the call to stop the search wasn't made.
410
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,331
INTERVIEWER: Whose body did they find?
411
00:16:04,607 --> 00:16:09,412
♪
412
00:16:09,491 --> 00:16:11,019
OFFICER: Holy [BLEEP].
413
00:16:12,287 --> 00:16:14,526
It's the Baudelaires' nanny, Holland Po.
414
00:16:14,605 --> 00:16:16,900
What... I thought she
was out of the picture
415
00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:19,111
before Sava and Jake showed up.
416
00:16:19,548 --> 00:16:22,865
Maybe they popped her before
Dim beat up the handyman.
417
00:16:22,902 --> 00:16:25,331
Well, the nanny's
been dead over a month.
418
00:16:25,349 --> 00:16:27,209
The handyman got beat
up three weeks ago.
419
00:16:27,348 --> 00:16:29,677
Why kill her and then
wait to strong-arm him?
420
00:16:29,775 --> 00:16:31,207
Let's go ask her.
421
00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:39,511
LOPEZ: Tell me about Holland Po.
422
00:16:40,023 --> 00:16:43,202
- Who's that?
- The Baudelaires' nanny before you.
423
00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:45,948
Oh. I mean, I-I never met her.
424
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:48,714
She was gone before we even
knew about the Baudelaires.
425
00:16:48,852 --> 00:16:50,241
HARPER: Can you prove that?
426
00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:52,464
Turns out she could. Yeah.
427
00:16:52,483 --> 00:16:54,896
Dim and Juicy were actually
on vacation in the Caribbean
428
00:16:54,922 --> 00:16:56,043
at the time of the nanny's murder.
429
00:16:56,054 --> 00:16:57,663
Paid for by the sale of the property
430
00:16:57,696 --> 00:16:59,046
they stole from Lance Bass.
431
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:03,267
Which turned our attention to
the most obvious suspects...
432
00:17:03,327 --> 00:17:05,103
- The Baudelaires. The Bau...
- The Baudelaires.
433
00:17:05,469 --> 00:17:07,560
- Sorry. No, you... you... you can say it.
- No.
434
00:17:07,573 --> 00:17:08,871
- I just felt like I had some momentum.
- They'll just cut around me.
435
00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:10,117
I was building it up. You
kind of jumped in there.
436
00:17:10,157 --> 00:17:11,462
- That's... That's all right.
- Sorry.
437
00:17:15,604 --> 00:17:16,771
CHARLES: It's uncanny.
438
00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:18,938
It's freaky is what it is.
439
00:17:19,262 --> 00:17:20,679
You look like twins.
440
00:17:20,745 --> 00:17:22,725
Okay, let's get back on track here.
441
00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:25,616
You say that Holland did not
show up for work that Tuesday.
442
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:26,967
And you never heard from her?
443
00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:31,256
That's right. No call, no
text, no e-mail, no Snapchat,
444
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:32,854
- no ClipTalk, no...
- We get it.
445
00:17:32,904 --> 00:17:35,108
And you were never aware
that she went missing?
446
00:17:35,173 --> 00:17:36,992
CHARLES: No. We were
paying her under the table,
447
00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,546
so I guess no one knew to contact us.
448
00:17:38,553 --> 00:17:40,926
- Should we have our lawyer here?
- That's up to you.
449
00:17:40,939 --> 00:17:42,158
But then it becomes a whole thing.
450
00:17:42,185 --> 00:17:44,237
Yeah. Right now, we are just
trying to get some clarity.
451
00:17:44,268 --> 00:17:45,647
It can't be a coincidence
452
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,369
that two people that work
for you showed up murdered.
453
00:17:48,507 --> 00:17:50,046
You're looking at the wrong people.
454
00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:52,944
I mean, we were scammed
by Karen and Skip...
455
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:54,871
Jake and Sava. Whatever
their real names are.
456
00:17:54,897 --> 00:17:56,267
We're the real victims here.
457
00:17:56,306 --> 00:17:58,482
Of course. But without another suspect,
458
00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:00,933
you can see why we are talking to you.
459
00:18:01,097 --> 00:18:02,487
Jesse.
460
00:18:02,776 --> 00:18:03,911
Who's Jesse?
461
00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:05,549
HARPER: So, Mr. Long,
462
00:18:05,812 --> 00:18:09,338
you worked for the Baudelaires
as a contractor for three years.
463
00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:10,761
That's right.
464
00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:13,009
LOPEZ: What exactly did you do for them?
465
00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:14,930
I'm sorry. I can't say.
466
00:18:15,663 --> 00:18:18,633
I signed an NDA. I
don't want to get sued.
467
00:18:18,679 --> 00:18:22,181
Getting sued is the least
of your problems right now.
468
00:18:22,332 --> 00:18:24,605
Let's just say that I handled everything
469
00:18:24,658 --> 00:18:26,973
from repairs to new construction.
470
00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,966
What can you tell me about Holland Po?
471
00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:31,551
What do you want to know?
472
00:18:33,135 --> 00:18:34,263
I mean...
473
00:18:34,683 --> 00:18:37,246
she worked as a nanny while I
did some repairs on the house.
474
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,721
Nice girl.
475
00:18:38,878 --> 00:18:40,819
Did you two get along?
476
00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:43,705
Yeah. I mean, I didn't see her much.
477
00:18:43,744 --> 00:18:45,789
You know, you stopped
working for the Baudelaires
478
00:18:45,818 --> 00:18:48,688
less than a week after she disappeared.
479
00:18:48,852 --> 00:18:49,953
Got a better gig.
480
00:18:50,274 --> 00:18:53,802
We found Holland's body hidden
in the greenhouse yesterday.
481
00:18:53,814 --> 00:18:56,146
That's... That's horrible.
482
00:18:56,212 --> 00:18:59,268
Before that, we found
the handyman... murdered.
483
00:18:59,498 --> 00:19:02,721
- Leo?
- No. Jake. Um...
484
00:19:02,897 --> 00:19:04,090
Skip.
485
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,070
I don't know who that is.
486
00:19:06,725 --> 00:19:09,356
Look, I'm gonna put
our cards on the table.
487
00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:12,423
We got a warrant for
Holland's cellphone records.
488
00:19:12,691 --> 00:19:14,664
We have dozens of texts from you,
489
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:17,378
harassing her, threatening her.
490
00:19:17,561 --> 00:19:22,315
And the M.E. found your
DNA under her fingernails.
491
00:19:22,485 --> 00:19:25,363
We are gonna arrest you for murder.
492
00:19:25,756 --> 00:19:31,068
♪
493
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,091
I'm so sorry.
494
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:39,236
♪
495
00:19:39,274 --> 00:19:41,096
I didn't... I didn't, uh...
496
00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:43,436
I didn't mean to kill her. It just...
497
00:19:43,673 --> 00:19:46,197
- It all got out of hand.
- I understand.
498
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:48,181
[SNIFFLES]
499
00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:51,298
But the best way to honor
her memory is to come clean.
500
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,311
Tell us everything that happened.
501
00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:56,007
Okay.
502
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,686
Including what you did to Jake.
503
00:19:57,744 --> 00:20:00,645
I told you, I don't know that guy.
504
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:02,366
I swear.
505
00:20:02,857 --> 00:20:04,571
You said he was murdered?
506
00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:08,528
Yes. After he vanished into thin
air at the Baudelaires' mansion.
507
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,631
Did you check the...
508
00:20:10,769 --> 00:20:12,093
Check the what?
509
00:20:16,887 --> 00:20:18,919
TIM: Hey, guys. Wait. Hold up.
510
00:20:26,711 --> 00:20:28,379
SGT. GREY: What do you got?
511
00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:36,973
- Let's check it out.
- Be careful.
512
00:20:37,994 --> 00:20:39,614
[SIGHS]
513
00:20:41,422 --> 00:20:43,012
Hey. Stay back.
514
00:20:43,446 --> 00:20:48,809
♪
515
00:20:50,789 --> 00:20:52,538
LOPEZ: Weird tunnel.
516
00:20:52,675 --> 00:20:55,698
♪
517
00:20:56,156 --> 00:20:58,823
- LUCY: Wow.
- TIM: What is this?
518
00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:02,256
It's dusty.
519
00:21:02,821 --> 00:21:04,739
[CLEARS THROAT]
520
00:21:05,304 --> 00:21:08,354
Oof. [COUGHS]
521
00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:10,549
- What is it?
- No way.
522
00:21:10,623 --> 00:21:13,205
- Grey.
- [CHUCKLES] Oh!
523
00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:16,048
What is it?
524
00:21:18,039 --> 00:21:20,177
♪
525
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:21,949
You gotta be kidding me.
526
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,760
♪
527
00:21:24,047 --> 00:21:27,079
Oh, my God. It looks just like you.
528
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,554
It's called "The Lost Emperor."
529
00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:34,582
Ferdinand had it for a while,
530
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,209
but it went missing after World War I.
531
00:21:37,614 --> 00:21:41,143
Rumor has it that Hitler
had it for a short stint,
532
00:21:41,249 --> 00:21:43,577
but it got looted
from the Fuehrerbunker.
533
00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:48,733
We believe it depicts the Haitian
Revolution's Battle of the Vertières,
534
00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:52,812
when the Haitian rebels defeated
the French in November 1803.
535
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:56,194
The painting is one of the generals...
536
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:58,383
Gabart, Capois,
537
00:21:58,561 --> 00:22:03,210
possibly even the great
liberator Jean-Jacques Dessalines.
538
00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:05,496
Think George Washington.
539
00:22:05,562 --> 00:22:09,398
They say certain traits are genetic...
540
00:22:09,692 --> 00:22:14,151
leadership, strength, the
ability to inspire people.
541
00:22:14,627 --> 00:22:17,636
I'm not aware of any connection
between Dessalines and my family,
542
00:22:17,653 --> 00:22:19,373
but, uh, well...
543
00:22:19,684 --> 00:22:21,258
I wouldn't be surprised.
544
00:22:23,463 --> 00:22:24,793
Why are you smiling?
545
00:22:24,931 --> 00:22:26,520
INTERVIEWER: No reason. I just...
546
00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:29,481
Your reaction to the painting
has been pretty priceless.
547
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,548
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
548
00:22:34,307 --> 00:22:35,481
Go back to work.
549
00:22:35,511 --> 00:22:37,304
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
550
00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:52,048
LUCY: "Harlequin's Head" by Picasso.
551
00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:56,715
Stalin's Bible. Charles
Manson's jockstrap.
552
00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:58,433
What is all this stuff?
553
00:22:58,774 --> 00:23:01,790
Stolen art, uh, antiques, and...
554
00:23:01,915 --> 00:23:03,764
cursed curiosities.
555
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,813
All bought on the black
market by Charles and Camille.
556
00:23:06,957 --> 00:23:08,622
Yeah. They were all worth a fortune.
557
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,791
Which would explain why they didn't
tell us about the hidden vault.
558
00:23:11,008 --> 00:23:13,696
But the most valuable thing
we found in that moment...
559
00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:15,110
HARPER: I got something.
560
00:23:16,385 --> 00:23:17,596
... was the hatch.
561
00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:23,477
♪
562
00:23:26,355 --> 00:23:28,249
LOPEZ: And that's how
Dim got out of the house.
563
00:23:28,308 --> 00:23:31,166
The ladder led up to a
hidden grate in the bushes.
564
00:23:31,238 --> 00:23:33,788
And from there, it was a
clear path with no cameras
565
00:23:33,828 --> 00:23:35,087
to get off the property.
566
00:23:35,198 --> 00:23:37,152
But one question remained...
567
00:23:37,284 --> 00:23:40,148
Where did Dim go, and who killed him?
568
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,438
Look alive, guys. Here she comes.
569
00:23:46,331 --> 00:23:48,296
- Thanks for meeting me.
- Of course.
570
00:23:51,709 --> 00:23:53,248
And you're okay with the cameras?
571
00:23:54,294 --> 00:23:56,740
Oh, God. I guess.
572
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,539
Um, I'm a little confused
573
00:23:58,566 --> 00:24:01,411
as to why you're coming
to me and not the police.
574
00:24:01,805 --> 00:24:03,922
[SIGHS] I don't trust them.
575
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:05,980
If I showed them this,
576
00:24:06,052 --> 00:24:08,314
they would find some
way to use it against me.
577
00:24:08,465 --> 00:24:11,428
I'm not so sure about that,
but I'm happy to take a look.
578
00:24:11,447 --> 00:24:13,368
What exactly are you gonna show me?
579
00:24:14,135 --> 00:24:15,637
It's a video.
580
00:24:16,358 --> 00:24:18,639
Two days before Jake went missing, um...
581
00:24:19,117 --> 00:24:20,718
somebody tried to kill us.
582
00:24:21,714 --> 00:24:23,150
Okay.
583
00:24:23,517 --> 00:24:24,560
I love you, boo.
584
00:24:24,573 --> 00:24:26,014
Mm. Love you, baby.
585
00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:28,040
No, b-baby, you gotta
say it to the camera.
586
00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:29,672
- Well, I'm driving, baby.
- Baby.
587
00:24:29,679 --> 00:24:31,245
All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
588
00:24:31,390 --> 00:24:32,537
I love you, baby.
589
00:24:32,616 --> 00:24:34,029
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
590
00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:35,809
- [METAL CRUNCHES]
- Damn!
591
00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:37,544
- [HORN HONKS]
- Who in the hell is that?
592
00:24:37,664 --> 00:24:39,139
Oh. Baby. Baby, watch out.
593
00:24:39,197 --> 00:24:40,220
- Watch out!
- [METAL CRUNCHES]
594
00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:41,833
- God!
- [HORN HONKS]
595
00:24:42,062 --> 00:24:45,019
- Oh!
- [THUDDING]
596
00:24:45,264 --> 00:24:46,745
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
597
00:24:48,716 --> 00:24:50,295
Oh, God.
598
00:24:50,330 --> 00:24:51,412
Baby. Yeah.
599
00:24:51,432 --> 00:24:52,697
- We gots to go.
- Okay.
600
00:24:52,716 --> 00:24:54,366
- Baby, we got to go now!
- Okay! Okay! Okay!
601
00:24:54,382 --> 00:24:55,507
[GROANS]
602
00:24:59,548 --> 00:25:01,257
They didn't report it.
They just abandoned it.
603
00:25:01,352 --> 00:25:03,534
Well, we tracked down the abandoned car,
604
00:25:03,547 --> 00:25:06,642
but the paint scrapings that
we took from the impact point
605
00:25:06,683 --> 00:25:10,004
showed the most common
brand of automotive paint.
606
00:25:10,089 --> 00:25:13,185
Which means we had added
another mystery to the case...
607
00:25:13,322 --> 00:25:14,904
Who was the driver?
608
00:25:14,936 --> 00:25:16,965
But that question took a back seat.
609
00:25:17,005 --> 00:25:18,791
Oh, because the text came.
610
00:25:19,475 --> 00:25:21,440
You have to show this to the police.
611
00:25:25,201 --> 00:25:26,599
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
612
00:25:32,201 --> 00:25:34,672
- Geez.
- Stay with her.
613
00:25:37,365 --> 00:25:41,261
A text was sent from an
unknown number to Dim and Juicy,
614
00:25:41,398 --> 00:25:43,427
demanding the item
that had been promised.
615
00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,972
INTERVIEWER: And the text
went on to threaten violence
616
00:25:44,992 --> 00:25:46,790
if Juicy didn't turn the item over.
617
00:25:46,844 --> 00:25:50,410
It seemed likely that whomever
sent that text killed Dim.
618
00:25:50,471 --> 00:25:53,204
So it was time for me to go undercover.
619
00:25:53,734 --> 00:25:59,098
♪
620
00:26:00,015 --> 00:26:01,650
You had no idea what
you were walking into.
621
00:26:01,787 --> 00:26:03,476
That's working undercover.
622
00:26:03,542 --> 00:26:05,316
Doesn't that scare you,
walking in by yourself?
623
00:26:05,348 --> 00:26:07,723
Th... But I wasn't by myself.
624
00:26:12,199 --> 00:26:13,689
UC is in play.
625
00:26:13,826 --> 00:26:19,805
♪
626
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:26,685
♪
627
00:26:27,798 --> 00:26:29,356
[TIRES SCREECH]
628
00:26:29,663 --> 00:26:32,504
♪
629
00:26:32,641 --> 00:26:34,407
Heads up. This could be our guy.
630
00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:40,272
♪
631
00:26:41,035 --> 00:26:45,205
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
632
00:26:46,744 --> 00:26:48,843
♪
633
00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:54,960
♪
634
00:26:56,307 --> 00:27:02,286
♪
635
00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:04,983
Do you have it?
636
00:27:06,285 --> 00:27:07,646
Nope.
637
00:27:08,379 --> 00:27:10,683
[SIGHS] What do you mean, no?
638
00:27:11,828 --> 00:27:14,595
Whatever you were into with
Jake, he didn't share it with me.
639
00:27:14,618 --> 00:27:17,513
I got no idea who you
are or what you want.
640
00:27:18,183 --> 00:27:21,225
- And now that Jake is dead...
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
641
00:27:22,403 --> 00:27:24,208
That's not my problem.
642
00:27:24,822 --> 00:27:26,370
I need what he promised...
643
00:27:28,252 --> 00:27:30,824
... or you're gonna learn
what battery acid tastes like.
644
00:27:32,114 --> 00:27:34,790
Is that what you said to
Jake before you killed him?
645
00:27:35,899 --> 00:27:39,045
- Enough. You're coming with me.
- Gun. Move in.
646
00:27:39,130 --> 00:27:40,452
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
647
00:27:41,112 --> 00:27:42,861
- Don't move.
- Copy that! Moving in!
648
00:27:42,881 --> 00:27:44,379
- Get on the ground!
- Drop the gun!
649
00:27:44,394 --> 00:27:45,766
Get on the ground right now!
650
00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:47,972
- Police! Don't move!
- Stay where you are!
651
00:27:48,109 --> 00:27:50,242
- MAN: I got him on this side!
- [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
652
00:27:51,027 --> 00:27:53,251
- Don't move!
- Stay where you are!
653
00:27:53,269 --> 00:27:55,319
- Everybody freeze! Weapons down!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
654
00:27:55,367 --> 00:27:56,647
- Drop your weapon!
- Multiple targets!
655
00:27:56,667 --> 00:27:57,719
- Right there!
- Drop the gun!
656
00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,218
Whoa, whoa! Hey! LAPD!
657
00:27:59,238 --> 00:28:01,724
- Who the hell are you guys?
- CIA.
658
00:28:06,612 --> 00:28:08,163
INTERVIEWER: Thanks for taking
the time to speak with me.
659
00:28:08,366 --> 00:28:09,504
My pleasure.
660
00:28:09,537 --> 00:28:12,331
The agency is committed to
transparency wherever possible.
661
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,138
Great. So, what can you tell me
662
00:28:14,171 --> 00:28:15,532
- about Emir Sadik?
- Nothing.
663
00:28:16,834 --> 00:28:20,149
Come on. It's common knowledge
that Mr. Sadik is a Turkish national
664
00:28:20,176 --> 00:28:21,668
who works for Meyer Balik,
665
00:28:21,707 --> 00:28:23,173
an infamous international arms dealer.
666
00:28:23,186 --> 00:28:24,847
I'm not prepared to speak on that.
667
00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:27,654
Okay. Can you explain the
connection to Jake Butler?
668
00:28:27,792 --> 00:28:29,467
I'm not prepared to speak on that.
669
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:33,485
How about the mystery item that
Emir was so intent on getting
670
00:28:33,518 --> 00:28:34,859
from Mr. Butler and Ms. Wu?
671
00:28:34,866 --> 00:28:36,639
I'm not prepared to speak on that.
672
00:28:36,987 --> 00:28:38,890
Then why did you agree to the interview?
673
00:28:39,393 --> 00:28:42,397
The agency is committed to
transparency wherever possible.
674
00:28:45,184 --> 00:28:48,573
It turns out Dim and that arms dealer...
675
00:28:48,614 --> 00:28:49,818
Meyer Balik?
676
00:28:49,974 --> 00:28:51,916
Yeah. That's the guy.
677
00:28:52,054 --> 00:28:55,091
Dim and Meyer were distant cousins.
678
00:28:55,104 --> 00:28:58,683
I found out through a
back-channel source at the DOD
679
00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:01,353
that the, uh... the agency had
been surveilling Emir for...
680
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,009
for months now, while
he and Meyer were working
681
00:29:04,024 --> 00:29:06,879
on a massive arms deal for the Iranians.
682
00:29:07,017 --> 00:29:10,251
But during the deal-making
process, Emir went to Barbados.
683
00:29:10,435 --> 00:29:13,016
- Where he met with Dim.
- But not Juicy?
684
00:29:13,624 --> 00:29:15,607
That's what she says.
685
00:29:16,216 --> 00:29:17,354
INTERVIEWER: How you holding up?
686
00:29:19,245 --> 00:29:20,744
I'm heartbroken.
687
00:29:21,476 --> 00:29:22,949
I thought I knew him.
688
00:29:23,527 --> 00:29:25,037
I thought he loved me.
689
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,065
To find out he had this
whole other life, I mean...
690
00:29:28,102 --> 00:29:29,443
[CHUCKLES]
691
00:29:29,581 --> 00:29:31,259
I've been drunk the whole week.
692
00:29:31,756 --> 00:29:33,589
So you had no idea that the Baudelaires
693
00:29:33,589 --> 00:29:35,145
weren't just a random target?
694
00:29:36,815 --> 00:29:38,986
Jake just said they were crazy rich
695
00:29:39,006 --> 00:29:41,604
and that we'd be able
to party for a year
696
00:29:41,623 --> 00:29:43,501
off of what we'd get out of their house.
697
00:29:43,743 --> 00:29:45,033
Well, what we now know
698
00:29:45,094 --> 00:29:47,676
is that Emir pointed
Jake at the Baudelaires.
699
00:29:47,984 --> 00:29:50,678
But it wasn't connected
to the Iranian arms deal
700
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,373
that the CIA was so keen to stop.
701
00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:54,559
It turns out, among
the stolen antiquities
702
00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:57,177
in the Baudelaires' vault
was a very special rifle.
703
00:29:57,511 --> 00:30:00,030
The miquelet, one of the earliest
704
00:30:00,057 --> 00:30:02,809
and most sturdy flintlocks ever made.
705
00:30:02,838 --> 00:30:05,972
And the most famous miquelet
belonged to the Turkish sultan
706
00:30:06,018 --> 00:30:09,014
Osman II, or Osman the Young.
707
00:30:09,780 --> 00:30:12,076
- I... I like to read.
- You sure do.
708
00:30:12,096 --> 00:30:14,418
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- But h... history lesson aside,
709
00:30:14,435 --> 00:30:18,462
as a proud Turk and a
professional weapon aficionado,
710
00:30:18,515 --> 00:30:22,356
Meyer Balik had been hunting for
the sultan's rifle for decades.
711
00:30:22,715 --> 00:30:25,706
And somehow, he discovered
that the Baudelaires had it.
712
00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:28,383
So he called up Cousin Jake
713
00:30:28,402 --> 00:30:30,946
and set up a meeting
with Emir in Barbados.
714
00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:34,936
♪
715
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:42,090
I was probably getting a massage
at the time or a facial...
716
00:30:42,227 --> 00:30:43,883
or a seaweed wrap.
717
00:30:45,532 --> 00:30:47,161
Or body scrub. [CHUCKLES]
718
00:30:49,072 --> 00:30:52,065
I spent most of that trip just
getting pampered, you know?
719
00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:55,903
Yeah, once we learned
about the rifle's existence,
720
00:30:55,948 --> 00:30:58,363
we quickly found the crate
it had been stored in.
721
00:30:58,462 --> 00:30:59,908
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
722
00:31:00,045 --> 00:31:06,024
♪
723
00:31:09,699 --> 00:31:12,875
But the rifle was gone, which
meant that Dim had taken it,
724
00:31:13,013 --> 00:31:15,587
uh, before he had snuck out
of the Baudelaires' house.
725
00:31:16,444 --> 00:31:18,635
INTERVIEWER: But he hadn't
delivered it to Emir.
726
00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:20,663
No. Emir hadn't even landed in the U.S.
727
00:31:20,683 --> 00:31:21,979
by the time Dim was killed.
728
00:31:22,025 --> 00:31:24,465
Which means Dim took it somewhere else.
729
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:26,500
Yeah. Question was... Where?
730
00:31:26,644 --> 00:31:28,142
To who... whom?
731
00:31:28,175 --> 00:31:29,412
Yeah. And what happened to it?
732
00:31:29,464 --> 00:31:31,257
INTERVIEWER: You were about to find
all that out, though, weren't you?
733
00:31:31,362 --> 00:31:35,304
Yes. In the most terrifying way.
734
00:31:35,402 --> 00:31:36,698
- MAN: Drop the gun!
- [GUNSHOT]
735
00:31:39,258 --> 00:31:40,962
- Baby? Baby, look out!
- [HORN HONKS]
736
00:31:41,001 --> 00:31:42,181
- Look out!
- [METAL CRUNCHES]
737
00:31:42,182 --> 00:31:43,798
- Oh!
- [HORN HONKS]
738
00:31:43,842 --> 00:31:46,198
LUCY: With Emir out of
the picture as a suspect,
739
00:31:46,224 --> 00:31:47,720
we went back to the car crash.
740
00:31:47,783 --> 00:31:51,212
Somebody tried to run
Jake and Sava off the road
741
00:31:51,238 --> 00:31:53,190
two days before Jake was killed.
742
00:31:53,546 --> 00:31:56,010
If it wasn't Emir, who was it?
743
00:31:56,438 --> 00:31:59,500
Well, we had previously gotten
warrants for Jake's phone records,
744
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,179
but Sava told us that,
745
00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:03,830
uh, Jake always carried
a burner phone with him,
746
00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:05,138
and we didn't have that number.
747
00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:07,487
- INTERVIEWER: Until the incident with Emir.
- Exactly.
748
00:32:07,533 --> 00:32:10,353
Even though the CIA kept
us from interrogating Emir,
749
00:32:10,392 --> 00:32:12,555
they did search Emir's cellphone records
750
00:32:12,693 --> 00:32:14,835
and came up with an anonymous number
751
00:32:14,861 --> 00:32:17,400
that we ultimately tracked back to Dim.
752
00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:21,300
Let's just say that there
were several text messages
753
00:32:21,326 --> 00:32:25,422
sent to and from that phone
that were very... revealing. I...
754
00:32:25,586 --> 00:32:29,159
- INTERVIEWER: What do you mean?
- Jake was clearly cheating on Sava,
755
00:32:29,355 --> 00:32:33,142
and he was the Shakespeare of Sexting.
756
00:32:33,191 --> 00:32:34,779
It was... [CHUCKLES]
757
00:32:34,809 --> 00:32:37,078
Would you read some
of those texts for me?
758
00:32:37,298 --> 00:32:41,723
♪
759
00:32:42,383 --> 00:32:45,353
[CHUCKLES] Yeah. You...
Uh, no. I can't. I'm sorry.
760
00:32:45,361 --> 00:32:47,850
I can't say any of this on camera.
My nana is gonna watch this.
761
00:32:47,881 --> 00:32:49,988
- Oh.
- You can... Yeah. Sorry. [CHUCKLES]
762
00:32:50,047 --> 00:32:51,879
Can you read some of these texts to me?
763
00:32:51,912 --> 00:32:53,372
Are you kidding me? Put that away.
764
00:32:53,418 --> 00:32:54,712
No. You couldn't get Lucy to read them.
765
00:32:54,745 --> 00:32:56,244
What makes you think I'm gonna read 'em?
766
00:32:56,927 --> 00:32:58,345
- I'm serious.
- Okay.
767
00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,744
- I'm not reading them.
- Okay.
768
00:32:59,782 --> 00:33:03,531
INTERVIEWER: Would you mind reading
some of these texts out loud?
769
00:33:06,077 --> 00:33:07,504
Um...
770
00:33:07,726 --> 00:33:09,779
[CHUCKLES] I can't say that.
771
00:33:09,852 --> 00:33:11,603
I'm not saying that.
772
00:33:12,110 --> 00:33:13,794
I have no idea what that even means.
773
00:33:13,852 --> 00:33:15,798
Let me just find some
PG content for you.
774
00:33:15,855 --> 00:33:17,237
Oh. Here we go.
775
00:33:17,467 --> 00:33:20,313
"Stop calling. I told you it's over."
776
00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:22,374
The breakup text.
777
00:33:22,450 --> 00:33:25,508
It was the, uh, proverbial smoking gun.
778
00:33:25,556 --> 00:33:28,469
The text that would
determine Dim's fate.
779
00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:31,887
And just for clarity... who
was Dim sending these texts to?
780
00:33:31,944 --> 00:33:33,777
Who was he having an affair with?
781
00:33:34,349 --> 00:33:37,443
- Uh, Lisa... Li... Miller? Lisa Miller?
- Lisa Miller.
782
00:33:37,462 --> 00:33:39,993
- That's Juicy's BFF.
- LISA: So, what are we doing here?
783
00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:42,667
- Girl, you know what we're doing.
- No.
784
00:33:42,725 --> 00:33:44,597
For, like, posperiority.
785
00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:46,782
[CHUCKLES] I think it's "posterity."
786
00:33:46,887 --> 00:33:49,072
Mnh-mnh. That don't sound right, girl.
787
00:33:49,177 --> 00:33:50,643
Okay. So...
788
00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:54,242
- I'm waiting for Jake to get out of prison.
- Mm-hmm.
789
00:33:54,281 --> 00:33:56,114
He just did six months on a drug charge,
790
00:33:56,147 --> 00:33:57,972
and I found out today he's
getting released early.
791
00:33:58,017 --> 00:33:59,327
Ooh. For good behavior?
792
00:33:59,352 --> 00:34:00,968
- Girl. Overcrowding.
- [BUZZER SOUNDS]
793
00:34:01,014 --> 00:34:02,419
[LAUGHS]
794
00:34:02,488 --> 00:34:04,533
[SCREAMS] Baby!
795
00:34:04,553 --> 00:34:06,385
Whoo-hoo-hoo! [LAUGHS]
796
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,395
- Mmm!
- Mmm.
797
00:34:09,436 --> 00:34:11,031
Baby. Oh, I missed you.
798
00:34:11,064 --> 00:34:13,891
- Yeah. I missed you, too.
- [CHUCKLES] Yo, Lisa!
799
00:34:13,956 --> 00:34:16,546
- [LISA SCREAMS]
- [LAUGHS] Hey!
800
00:34:16,591 --> 00:34:19,653
At that point, it all
started coming together.
801
00:34:19,790 --> 00:34:22,826
Lisa couldn't handle the fact
that Jake was breaking up with her,
802
00:34:22,851 --> 00:34:24,731
so she tried to run them off the road.
803
00:34:24,778 --> 00:34:26,373
- Look out!
- And when that failed,
804
00:34:26,394 --> 00:34:28,768
she called up Jake,
begged for his forgiveness,
805
00:34:28,821 --> 00:34:30,515
and asked him to meet her.
806
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,896
Yeah, when he showed up,
807
00:34:31,933 --> 00:34:34,644
she shot him with a .22-caliber pistol,
808
00:34:34,690 --> 00:34:36,507
then dumped his body in the dumpster.
809
00:34:36,644 --> 00:34:38,193
So, we went to arrest her.
810
00:34:38,976 --> 00:34:40,402
I think that's her.
811
00:34:49,716 --> 00:34:55,695
♪
812
00:34:57,214 --> 00:34:58,968
[SIREN WAILING]
813
00:34:58,992 --> 00:35:01,047
NOLAN: Police! Show me your hands!
814
00:35:01,839 --> 00:35:03,903
- MAN: Move in on her! Move in!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
815
00:35:03,916 --> 00:35:05,035
- Drop the gun!
- Down!
816
00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:06,592
- [GUNSHOT]
- MAN: Shots fired! Shots fired!
817
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,901
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Drop the gun!
818
00:35:07,953 --> 00:35:09,340
- CELINA: Oh, John!
- INTERVIEWER: Get in there.
819
00:35:09,425 --> 00:35:10,538
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
820
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:11,821
Officer down.
821
00:35:11,899 --> 00:35:14,811
We need an R.A... lower and Lincoln.
822
00:35:15,191 --> 00:35:17,295
- John.
- [GROANING]
823
00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:20,894
- Oh, my God.
- I'm just...
824
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,290
I'm... Roll me back. Roll me back.
825
00:35:23,306 --> 00:35:25,145
[GROANS]
826
00:35:25,786 --> 00:35:27,471
Let me catch my breath.
827
00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:28,924
I'm good.
828
00:35:31,615 --> 00:35:32,960
The thing about old guns is
829
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:34,607
that they're very imprecise weapons,
830
00:35:34,673 --> 00:35:37,112
and the muzzle velocity
was significantly less
831
00:35:37,156 --> 00:35:40,185
than even the most
modern, smallest handgun.
832
00:35:40,242 --> 00:35:42,937
Translation... There is no
way that the miquelet bullet
833
00:35:42,978 --> 00:35:44,975
could have punched a hole
in Nolan's bulletproof vest.
834
00:35:45,139 --> 00:35:47,414
He's just lucky she didn't
shoot him in the face.
835
00:35:47,439 --> 00:35:49,755
Uh, not getting shot in the
face... that's a daily goal.
836
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:52,098
Yeah, it's true. The first
thing he taught me was
837
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,947
don't get shot in the face.
838
00:35:54,011 --> 00:35:55,976
All things considered, though,
I do... I got very lucky.
839
00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:58,428
Yeah. It could have been so much worse.
840
00:35:58,488 --> 00:36:00,637
Yeah. Like it was for Sergeant Grey.
841
00:36:01,773 --> 00:36:04,370
He's probably not gonna
love that you said...
842
00:36:04,488 --> 00:36:06,630
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
- This painting captures
843
00:36:06,650 --> 00:36:10,751
a moment in world history where
freedom won out over oppression,
844
00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:13,045
which is why its
recovery is so important.
845
00:36:13,288 --> 00:36:17,436
It is my honor to present
"The Lost Emperor."
846
00:36:17,821 --> 00:36:20,067
[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
847
00:36:20,205 --> 00:36:22,312
- [APPLAUSE]
- [SCREAMING]
848
00:36:23,069 --> 00:36:24,522
Climate change!
849
00:36:24,522 --> 00:36:26,252
- No!
- MARCELLA: Oh, my God!
850
00:36:26,467 --> 00:36:27,910
No!
851
00:36:28,275 --> 00:36:29,742
You bastard!
852
00:36:29,768 --> 00:36:30,839
How could you?!
853
00:36:30,882 --> 00:36:33,501
You son of a [BLEEP]!
854
00:36:33,645 --> 00:36:35,250
Shame on you!
855
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,446
Shame on you!
856
00:36:37,524 --> 00:36:38,828
ATTACKER: Let me go!
857
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:40,935
Get off me!
858
00:36:40,968 --> 00:36:42,870
Polar bears are people, too!
859
00:36:43,008 --> 00:36:44,760
This was an assassination.
860
00:36:45,753 --> 00:36:47,100
I'm sorry. I need a minute.
861
00:36:47,154 --> 00:36:48,435
I just...
862
00:36:49,447 --> 00:36:51,293
[SIGHS, SNIFFLES]
863
00:36:52,279 --> 00:36:54,030
At least I still have this.
864
00:36:58,453 --> 00:36:59,785
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
865
00:36:59,943 --> 00:37:02,086
Sorry, Sergeant. You're
needed in the bullpen.
866
00:37:04,609 --> 00:37:06,123
What the hell is this about?
867
00:37:09,814 --> 00:37:11,617
[CLEARS THROAT]
868
00:37:11,755 --> 00:37:12,895
[SIGHS]
869
00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:15,521
♪
870
00:37:15,659 --> 00:37:17,096
What do we have here?
871
00:37:17,391 --> 00:37:19,127
Well, we all know how much
you love that painting.
872
00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:22,439
Unfortunately, it was
completely destroyed.
873
00:37:22,577 --> 00:37:24,832
So, we had another painting made.
874
00:37:24,850 --> 00:37:30,855
♪
875
00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:33,619
It reflects the way that we see you.
876
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:35,256
With my shirt off?
877
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:38,299
[CHUCKLES] As a dragon slayer.
878
00:37:39,844 --> 00:37:41,122
Um...
879
00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:44,897
I love it. I love it.
880
00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,643
- Yay!
- [APPLAUSE]
881
00:37:49,820 --> 00:37:52,522
Well, uh, so Lisa was going to prison
882
00:37:52,593 --> 00:37:54,943
for the murder of Jake and
the attempted murder of Nolan.
883
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:56,571
But we were left with the question
884
00:37:56,617 --> 00:37:58,497
of what to do with Juicy.
885
00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:01,330
At the end of the day, it
didn't make sense to charge her.
886
00:38:01,586 --> 00:38:03,282
We could prove Dim's involvement,
887
00:38:03,296 --> 00:38:05,786
but all we really had
on Juicy was conspiracy.
888
00:38:06,726 --> 00:38:08,132
D.A.'s office debated for a while,
889
00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:10,683
but ultimately, we
decided to cut her loose.
890
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,437
INTERVIEWER: How did
you feel about that?
891
00:38:13,427 --> 00:38:14,777
On the whole...
892
00:38:15,017 --> 00:38:16,394
good.
893
00:38:17,021 --> 00:38:19,030
Whatever her faults, Juicy...
894
00:38:20,234 --> 00:38:23,931
Sava had suffered a great tragedy...
895
00:38:24,144 --> 00:38:26,641
betrayal, murder.
896
00:38:27,662 --> 00:38:30,486
I'm hopeful that she'll
take this opportunity
897
00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:33,674
to learn from the experience,
you know, to change.
898
00:38:35,448 --> 00:38:36,927
Of course she said that.
899
00:38:37,032 --> 00:38:38,684
Listen. People never change, okay?
900
00:38:38,822 --> 00:38:41,863
Sava is gonna end up in
cuffs, one way or another.
901
00:38:42,165 --> 00:38:45,041
♪ Nobody listened ♪
902
00:38:45,372 --> 00:38:47,193
♪ So she screamed out loud ♪
903
00:38:47,218 --> 00:38:48,921
♪ She broke the dishes ♪
904
00:38:48,967 --> 00:38:51,260
You make good money doing documentaries?
905
00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:52,779
INTERVIEWER: I do okay.
906
00:38:53,126 --> 00:38:55,074
You do better than okay.
907
00:38:55,559 --> 00:38:56,823
I looked you up.
908
00:38:56,961 --> 00:38:59,286
You're not the only
curious one around here.
909
00:38:59,345 --> 00:39:00,900
♪ 'Cause somebody listened ♪
910
00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:03,084
Award-winning filmmaker.
911
00:39:03,827 --> 00:39:07,246
Vacation home on the
Amalfi Coast. I mean...
912
00:39:07,707 --> 00:39:09,172
- WOMAN: Karen!
- What?
913
00:39:09,226 --> 00:39:10,747
Uh, [CHUCKLES] you gotta go.
914
00:39:10,776 --> 00:39:11,922
♪ Never runs from a fight ♪
915
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:13,437
You're "Parasiting" again?
916
00:39:13,470 --> 00:39:15,219
Girl's gotta eat. Uh...
917
00:39:15,245 --> 00:39:17,053
Give him my number. Give him my number.
918
00:39:17,085 --> 00:39:18,216
You call me, okay?
919
00:39:18,281 --> 00:39:20,319
Coming, Mrs. Hotchkins!
920
00:39:20,511 --> 00:39:21,941
INTERVIEWER: Does it shake you at all...
921
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,105
the fact that your
doppelgangers' relationship
922
00:39:24,124 --> 00:39:25,535
was so dysfunctional?
923
00:39:25,971 --> 00:39:28,851
I... That's an unfair characterization.
924
00:39:28,989 --> 00:39:30,468
It wasn't dysfunctional.
925
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:33,096
I mean, Jake cheated
with Sava's best friend
926
00:39:33,142 --> 00:39:35,581
after trying to cut her
out of a big money deal.
927
00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:38,354
Fair enough. But that
doesn't change the question.
928
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,202
What are you implying?
929
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,522
That... That we might
suffer the same fate
930
00:39:42,528 --> 00:39:45,641
because of a couple of people
who looked a tiny bit like us
931
00:39:45,647 --> 00:39:47,028
that were misfits?
932
00:39:47,310 --> 00:39:49,118
I think it's a reasonable question.
933
00:39:49,616 --> 00:39:51,254
You're working too hard.
934
00:39:51,551 --> 00:39:53,071
Okay, l...
935
00:39:53,209 --> 00:39:56,083
I get it, all right? You're
invested in a certain answer
936
00:39:56,099 --> 00:39:57,759
because it makes for
a better documentary.
937
00:39:57,805 --> 00:40:02,261
But we are not Jake and Sava, okay?
938
00:40:02,286 --> 00:40:03,724
I mean, they... they are criminals
939
00:40:03,765 --> 00:40:05,828
whose lives were based on deceit.
940
00:40:05,855 --> 00:40:09,651
O-Of course that duplicity
infected their relationship. But...
941
00:40:10,277 --> 00:40:12,801
- we are in a very different place.
- Mm-hmm.
942
00:40:13,283 --> 00:40:14,661
And what place is that?
943
00:40:16,531 --> 00:40:19,277
If you don't know, then you
haven't been paying attention.
944
00:40:19,295 --> 00:40:20,742
I mean... [SCOFFS]
945
00:40:20,991 --> 00:40:25,030
Okay. So, a place of
honesty, respect, love.
946
00:40:25,165 --> 00:40:27,341
Yeah. I mean, those are...
those are good words.
947
00:40:27,379 --> 00:40:29,148
- Yeah.
- But do those qualities guarantee
948
00:40:29,155 --> 00:40:31,422
that your relationship will
succeed where theirs failed?
949
00:40:31,448 --> 00:40:32,882
Oh, w... Well, you...
Okay, you know what?
950
00:40:32,943 --> 00:40:34,428
Of... Of course not.
951
00:40:34,886 --> 00:40:36,495
But at this moment, I mean,
952
00:40:36,501 --> 00:40:39,013
Tim and I are in a
really beautiful place.
953
00:40:40,609 --> 00:40:41,917
And that's all that matters.
954
00:40:42,510 --> 00:40:43,791
Yeah.
955
00:40:44,147 --> 00:40:46,637
Look, the thing you learn
early on as police officers
956
00:40:46,657 --> 00:40:49,470
is that your future is never certain.
957
00:40:49,582 --> 00:40:52,782
Yeah. Anything can happen
to anyone at any time.
958
00:40:53,019 --> 00:40:54,951
Especially if they
overstay their welcome.
959
00:40:55,089 --> 00:40:56,783
♪
960
00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:58,113
[CHUCKLES]
961
00:40:58,244 --> 00:41:00,078
Uh... Oh. Oh, does that mean...
962
00:41:00,099 --> 00:41:02,252
- Yeah, we're... Yeah. We're done. Sorry.
- That's right.
963
00:41:02,278 --> 00:41:03,737
Sorry, guys. [CHUCKLES]
964
00:41:05,624 --> 00:41:07,796
- Do you want to get sushi?
- Oh, that's perfect.
965
00:41:08,014 --> 00:41:10,554
Okay. Listen. We're
gonna be back in an hour.
966
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,691
- Place better be spotless.
- [CHUCKLING] Oh, God.
967
00:41:12,737 --> 00:41:15,163
- Yes, sir.
- Thank you.
968
00:41:15,196 --> 00:41:16,702
Yeah. Thank you.
969
00:41:18,584 --> 00:41:20,434
Okay. Let's pack it up.
970
00:41:20,987 --> 00:41:22,722
You don't think he's
really mad at me, do you?
971
00:41:25,495 --> 00:41:30,500
- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
972
00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:33,515
♪
973
00:41:35,651 --> 00:41:41,657
♪
974
00:41:44,946 --> 00:41:50,952
♪
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