Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:07,110
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
2
00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:23,464
- IT IS THE EVE OF MOM'S
MARRIAGE TO ZORAK.
3
00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:27,763
WE LISTEN NOW AS DAD SAYS...
- MOTHER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
4
00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,857
HOW YOU CAN GO THROUGH
WITH THIS WEDDING.
5
00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:32,229
WHAT IS THIS HOLD
ZORAK HAS OVER YOU?
6
00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:34,028
I MUST FIND A WAY TO BREAK IT.
7
00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:37,840
- I'VE TRIED, DAD, BUT ZORAK
IS AS RUTHLESS AS HE IS CLEVER.
8
00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:41,784
- BUT WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED.
I LOVE YOU, BABY.
9
00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:46,411
AND I THINK YOU LOVE ME?
- OF COURSE, I DO, DAD.
10
00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:50,419
I WISH I COULD TELL YOU THE
TRUTH AND MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND.
11
00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:53,093
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ASK
YOUR WIFE CYNTHIA.
12
00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:54,293
- WIFE IN NAME ONLY.
13
00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,194
- CALL CYNTHIA
ANYTHING YOU PLEASE.
14
00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:59,226
SHE STILL HOLDS THE LEGAL
STRINGS TO YOUR HEART.
15
00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:00,292
- NOT FOR LONG.
16
00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,530
TONIGHT MY HEART WILL BE
ON A PLANE BOUND FOR MEXICO,
17
00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,826
WHERE CYNTHIA IS FLYING
TO DIVORCE ME,
18
00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,699
WHICH WILL SEVER
HER LEGAL STRINGS
19
00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:10,337
AND SEND MY HEART
SNAPPING BACK TO YOU.
20
00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,743
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- THAT'S ZORAK NOW.
21
00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:14,735
HE TOLD ME HE WILL BE STOPPING
BY, AND THAT'S WHAT HE'S DONE.
22
00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:18,178
- WELL, I'VE GOT TO GO
GET DRESSED FOR WORK.
23
00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,584
- WELL, HELLO.
- DO YOU HAVE THE PHOTOGRAPHS?
24
00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:27,317
- YES, I HAVE THEM, MY LOVELY.
THEY'RE REALLY QUITE DELECTABLE.
25
00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:31,457
- I WANT THOSE PICTURES, ZORAK.
AND I'LL DO ANYTHING TO--
26
00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:32,694
- ANYTHING?
- BUT THAT!
27
00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,559
- AH! UNDERSTAND THIS:
I WANT YOU, MOM,
28
00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:39,368
AND I'LL USE EVERY TRICK
IN THE BOOK TO GET YOU.
29
00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,802
COULD THERE BE FAIRER
WARNING THAN THAT?
30
00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,338
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
31
00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:47,713
- MOTHER, I AM HEARTBROKEN.
FATE HAS THRUST ITS STICKY FACE
32
00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,914
INTO THE DREAMLAND
OF MY INNER BEING
33
00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:53,906
AND WRESTLED HOPEFULNESS
FROM ITS GRASP.
34
00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,384
WILL I ALWAYS BE
THE KING OF PAIN?
35
00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,889
- FUNNY, ISN'T IT, HOW I DON'T
CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
36
00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,622
HEH, IT'S FUNNY. HEH HEH.
- ZORAK, I WASN'T--
37
00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,619
- FUNNY!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
38
00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:05,591
- TALKING TO YOU.
39
00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:08,258
- BRAK, YOU'RE BACK
FROM ART SCHOOL IN BOSTON.
40
00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,358
SHOULDN'T YOU BE SCULPTING
FOR MIDTERMS?
41
00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:14,230
- THERE'S NO SUCH PLACE
AS BOSTON, MOTHER. NOT FOR ME.
42
00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:18,340
FOR THAT IS WHERE CONNIE GAINWAY
OF THE GAINWAY GAINWAYS
43
00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:20,674
STOLE MY HEART,
AND WHERE HER FATHER,
44
00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:25,680
BILLIONAIRE FATHER
DRAKE GAINWAY, STOLE MY CONNIE GAINWAY
45
00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:28,105
BY FORBIDDING HER
TO WED THE LOWLY SON
46
00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:32,621
OF A LOWLY WORM FARMER--
I.E. MY DAD.
47
00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:34,315
- LOWLY?
[BRAK CRYING]
48
00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,757
YES, I AM A FARMER OF WORMS
AND PROUD OF IT.
49
00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,834
THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT
ON THE BACKS OF WORMS.
50
00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,534
AND DRAKE GAINWAY OF ALL PEOPLE
SHOULD KNOW THAT.
51
00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:46,995
YEARS AGO HE CAME TO ME AND
CRIED, "GIVE ME WORMS, DAD."
52
00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,636
SO WORMS IS WHAT I GAVE HIM.
53
00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:51,001
AND GAINWAY WENT ON
TO MAKE BILLIONS.
54
00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:52,910
DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW?
BECAUSE I DON'T.
55
00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,972
- WHAT A STORY!
I AM OF TWO BRAKS NOW.
56
00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:58,611
ONE WHO GRIEVES THE LOSS
OF HIS CONNIE GAINWAY,
57
00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,478
ANOTHER FUELED BY
THE INSPIRATIONAL RUSH
58
00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,348
OF RED-HOT ORANGE JUICE.
59
00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:06,116
I MUST CAPTURE DAD'S
SONG IN CLAY.
60
00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:07,645
TO BOSTON!
61
00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,490
- SCULPT A GOOD ONE,
TINY SCULPTOR.
62
00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:14,287
♪ SCULPT SOME HEADLIGHTS
ON A LADY ♪
63
00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,300
- HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU BLOW?
64
00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,631
I'VE GOT PERSONAL BUSINESS
WITH THE MISSIS HERE.
65
00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:20,696
- ZORAK, IF YOU TOUCH HER...
- OH, THERE WILL BE TOUCHING.
66
00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:21,997
NOW GET TO DIGGING, WORM BOY!
67
00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:25,098
- GO AHEAD, DEAR, TEND TO
YOUR WORMS. I'LL BE FINE.
68
00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,711
- YOU BETTER BE
BETTER THAN FINE.
69
00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,513
NOW GREASE UP
AND GET IN THE SINK.
70
00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:31,835
- OK, WELL, I'LL BE RIGHT
OUT BACK IF YOU NEED ME.
71
00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:32,981
[DOOR SLAMS]
- GREETINGS ALL.
72
00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:37,076
IT IS I, FAMOUS CONCERT PIANIST
CLARENCE VON CHUNKERLING
73
00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,950
TODAY I'M PERFORMING
MY MASTERPIECE,
74
00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:43,119
"THE MANLY BOY OF CANTERVILLE."
75
00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:46,889
[MUSIC PLAYING
AND WOMAN VOCALIZING]
76
00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,160
- THEN GUESS
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
77
00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:51,397
- YOU'RE GONNA GET HIT FLUSH IN
THE FACE WITH A PAINMASTER K-47
78
00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:53,534
HOLLOW-NOSED, ARMOR-PIERCING
SHOULDER ROCKET.
79
00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,770
- NOT IN THE HOUSE.
- CLARENCE, LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
80
00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,935
- THE HELL I WILL.
I'M NOT STUPID.
81
00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,044
I'M GETTING MARRIED.
- REALLY?
82
00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:02,276
- YES. FOLLOWING
THIS EVENING'S RECITAL,
83
00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:05,882
MY PIANO MENTOR CYNTHIA AND I
SHALL FLY TO MEXICO,
84
00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:09,115
WHERE SHE, AFTER DIVORCING
HER CURRENT HUSBAND,
85
00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,082
WILL SURRENDER
HER FORBIDDEN TREASURES
86
00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,950
TO MY FLOWER STORM
OF TEENAGE PASSION.
87
00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,820
- CLARENCE, CYNTHIA HAS TO BE
TWICE YOUR AGE.
88
00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:17,959
PLUS, YOU'RE A MINOR.
89
00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,334
- MIND THIS, ASS BUTT.
90
00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:22,262
- [SCREAMS]
I NEED TO GET THIS LOOKED AT!
91
00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:25,328
- WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO SEE
WHAT CLARENCE HAS ON HIS MIND.
92
00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:29,598
HA, RUBBA-DING. HEH HEH!
ALL RIGHT, GET ON THAT TABLE.
93
00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,139
THIS POSTMAN ONLY RINGS ONCE.
[DOOR SLAMS]
94
00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,614
- I'VE DISCOVERED OIL!
- THE DEUCE, YOU SAY?
95
00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:37,543
- COME SEE FOR YOURSELF.
YOU SEE, IT'S OIL.
96
00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:38,540
WE'RE RICH!
97
00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,681
- NOW BRAK WILL BE ABLE
TO MARRY CONNIE GAINWAY.
98
00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,747
- YES, BUT WE MUSTN'T
LET CYNTHIA KNOW
99
00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:46,685
BEFORE THE DIVORCE IS FINAL.
SHE'LL WANT HALF OF MY FORTUNE.
100
00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,423
[NUMBERS DIALING]
- CYNTHIA, HOW YOU DOING?
101
00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,758
HEY, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU OUGHT TO KNOW-- - NOT ANOTHER WORD,
102
00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:54,193
YOU WIFE-STEALING BUTT ASS,
OR YOU'LL EAT HOT STINKING LEAD!
103
00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:59,170
- PUT DOWN THE POPGUN, POP,
AND LET THE BIG TUBE SPEAK.
104
00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:10,281
[MOM SCREAMS]
105
00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:16,645
- MOTHER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I CAN'T SEE.
106
00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,786
I'M BLIND!
107
00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:22,961
- WAY TO GO, ZORAK. YOUR STUPID
BAZOOKA IGNITED THE OIL GUSHER
108
00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,562
AND BLEW UP WIFE'S EYES.
- YOU STARTED IT.
109
00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,655
- NO, I DIDN'T.
- YES, YOU DID.
110
00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:29,226
- MOTHER, WHO STARTED IT?
- WHO CARES WHO STARTED IT.
111
00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:32,225
I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN.
- YES, YOU WILL, MY DARLING.
112
00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:35,898
FOR I VOW TO DEVOTE MY LIFE
AND FORTUNE TO BECOMING
113
00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,138
A BRILLIANT SURGICAL DOCTOR,
114
00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:40,843
WHO'LL RESTORE YOUR EYES TO
THEIR PRE-EXPLOSION CONDITION.
115
00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,377
- SHE'S GONNA BE MY WIFE.
I'M DOING THE SURGERY.
116
00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,313
- HOW ABOUT THIS: THE FIRST ONE
TO BECOME AN EYE DOCTOR
117
00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,479
DOES THE SURGERY?
- DEAL.
118
00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,507
- DEAL.
- WELL, OK.
119
00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:49,581
- FINE.
- ALL RIGHT, THEN.
120
00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:50,849
- HOW ABOUT IF YOU JUST TAKE ME
TO THE DOCTOR NOW--
121
00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:54,417
- STAY OUT OF THIS, MOTHER!
THIS IS BETWEEN ZORAK AND ME.
122
00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:57,417
- WE WILL RETURN TO
"ALL THAT I DESIRE YOU"
123
00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,690
AFTER THESE MESSAGES.
124
00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:02,158
AND NOW, BACK TO
"ALL THAT I DESIRE YOU."
125
00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:06,898
- DAD IS NOW A WEALTHY
OIL BARON. YEE-HA!
126
00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:07,996
IT'S GREAT TO BE RICH.
127
00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:10,867
- HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH
YOUR MEDICAL DEGREE, DEAR?
128
00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,507
I'M REALLY NOT ENJOYING
BEING BLIND.
129
00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,542
- YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE
THAN BEING BLIND?
130
00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:16,437
HEARING YOU WHINE ABOUT IT
ALL THE TIME.
131
00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,679
MEDICAL SCHOOL IS
HARD WORK, MOTHER.
132
00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,375
I'LL DO IT WHEN THEY MAKE
A VIDEO GAME OUT OF IT.
133
00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:23,676
SOMETHING THAT'S FUN FOR ME.
- WELL, I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR.
134
00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,920
- YEAH, HOW YOU GOING
TO DO THAT? [LAUGHS]
135
00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,445
- WELL, WHO IS THIS GENTLEMAN
ENTERING THE ROOM?
136
00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:31,691
WHY, IT'S BRAK GAINWAY,
THE WEALTHY HUSBAND OF
137
00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,088
BILLIONAIRESS CONNIE GAINWAY.
138
00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:37,859
- IS THAT BRAK, MY SON, MY BOY?
WHERE ARE YOU, MY SWEETHEART?
139
00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:41,000
- RIGHT HERE, MOM.
SO YOU'RE STILL BLIND, HUH?
140
00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,937
- YES. I LIVE IN A WORLD
OF SHADOWS.
141
00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,874
ETERNAL NIGHT.
- YEAH, YEAH.
142
00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,679
SO, SON, HOW'S MARRIED LIFE?
HOW ARE YOU HITTING THEM?
143
00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,882
- BAD NEWS FROM GAINWAY MANOR,
DAD. DEVASTATING, REALLY.
144
00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:56,845
CONNIE GAINWAY'S FATHER, DRAKE
GAINWAY, WHOM I'VE NEVER MET
145
00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,476
BUT HAVE SOMEHOW GROWN
TO LOVE DEARLY,
146
00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:02,561
HAS DEVELOPED A GIGANTIC
BRAIN TUMOR ON HIS HEAD.
147
00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,862
HE NEEDS AN OPERATION
IMMEDIATELY.
148
00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,134
- SO DO I!
- CLARENCE, IS THAT YOU?
149
00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:11,103
I'M BLIND, YOU KNOW.
- HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL,
150
00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,404
GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!
151
00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,665
WELL, I'M GOING TO BUY
THE DALLAS COWBOYS.
152
00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:16,535
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
153
00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,542
- WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR HANDS, CLARENCE,
154
00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:22,314
YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORLD-FAMOUS
PIANIST HANDS?
155
00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,435
- IS QUITE A STORY, REALLY.
156
00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:26,579
AS YOU KNOW, CYNTHIA AND I
TRAVELED TO MEXICO
157
00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:29,616
SO SHE COULD DIVORCE YOUR FATHER
AND MARRY ME.
158
00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,692
AT THE RECEPTION,
ZORAK BURST IN AND SMASHED
159
00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:35,962
MY FROLICKING FINGERS
WITH A KOREAN RIOT BATON.
160
00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:40,792
TO MY HORROR, HE THEN MARRIED
CYNTHIA AND WHISKED HER AWAY.
161
00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:44,860
WHY SHOULD I BE SUBJECTED
TO THAT LEVEL OF CRUELTY?
162
00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:45,771
CAN ANYONE TELL ME?
163
00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,172
- BECAUSE LIFE IS CHEAP,
CLARENCE.
164
00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:49,474
YOUR LIFE AT LEAST.
HAH!
165
00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:53,135
- [GASPS] ZORAK, YOU'RE WHITE!
- IT'S DR. ZORAK.
166
00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,306
AND HELL, YEAH, I'M WHITE.
167
00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:57,183
HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO GET
INTO A DECENT MEDICAL SCHOOL?
168
00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:00,653
- SO, ZORAK, HOW IS
MY PRECIOUS CYNTHIA?
169
00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:01,513
- OH, NOT GOOD.
170
00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,851
SHE PICKED UP
A LITTLE FLESH-EATING STD
171
00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:07,747
ON OUR HONEYMOON.
YOU WANT TO SAY HI?
172
00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,020
SHE'S OUT IN THE VAN.
- REALLY?
173
00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:13,688
- YEAH, BUT DON'T GET TOO CLOSE.
SHE'S--SHE'S OOZING PRETTY GOOD.
174
00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,129
- IS SHE GOING TO DIE?
- OH, YEAH.
175
00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:17,704
- BUT YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
CAN'T YOU SAVE HER?
176
00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:19,633
- SAVE HER? I CAN'T EVEN
STAND TO SMELL HER.
177
00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,399
- ZORAK, HAVE YOU COME TO--
- RESTORE YOUR SIGHT?
178
00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:25,398
NAH, SORRY, BABE. YOU'LL NEED
AN EYE DOCTOR FOR THAT.
179
00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:26,471
I'M A BREAST MAN.
- HOW ABOUT MY--
180
00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:29,109
- FATHER-IN-LAW, RECLUSIVE
BILLIONAIRE DRAKE GAINWAY?
181
00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,545
- YES. HE HAS A BRAIN TUMOR.
- I TOLD YOU, I'M A BREAST MAN.
182
00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,882
YOU WANT TO JACK HIS BOOBS UP,
FINE. I'M THE GUY.
183
00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:39,617
- BUT, ZORAK, DRAKE GAINWAY IS--
- MY FATHER.
184
00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,433
MY NAME IS GRANT GAINWAY.
185
00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:52,055
DRAKE GAINWAY IS INDEED
MY FATHER.
186
00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:55,101
AND YOUR FATHER,
AND YOUR FATHER.
187
00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,067
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
188
00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,695
- DRAKE GAINWAY SIRED
TWO LEGITIMATE CHILDREN,
189
00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:02,311
CONNIE AND MYSELF,
WITH HIS FIRST WIFE, MY MOTHER,
190
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,735
A WOMAN HE DESPISED.
191
00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:06,609
HE ALSO FATHERED
TWO UNIDENTICAL TWINS
192
00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,919
WITH THE ONLY WOMAN
HE EVER TRULY LOVED,
193
00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:10,081
HIS MISTRESS CYNTHIA.
194
00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:13,549
TO AVOID SCANDAL, BOTH CHILDREN
WERE LEFT ON A PARK BENCH
195
00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,219
WITH AN ENORMOUS BOUQUET
OF BALLOONS.
196
00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:19,458
ONE OF THEM, CLARENCE, WAS TAKEN
IN BY A FAMILY OF CIRCUS BEARS.
197
00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:24,025
THE OTHER CHILD, ZORAK, WAS
MISTAKEN FOR A BAG OF CAT GUTS
198
00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:27,966
AND THROWN IN THE RIVER,
NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.
199
00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:28,834
UNTIL NOW.
200
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,441
BECAUSE I SEE HIM
RIGHT OVER THERE.
201
00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:35,244
- CYNTHIA IS MY MOTHER?
BUT, I MARRIED HER.
202
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,808
- SO DID I.
- SO DID I.
203
00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,046
- MY GOD,
FATHER, IT'S YOU!
204
00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:41,681
- HIS NAME'S NOT FATHER.
IT'S DAD.
205
00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,677
- HIS NAME IS DRAKE GAINWAY.
206
00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:49,216
- IT IS?
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
207
00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,258
I'M BLIND!
208
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,733
- HE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN LIVING
A DOUBLE LIFE.
209
00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,332
- I HAVE?
- YES, AS DRAKE GAINWAY,
210
00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:57,364
BILLIONAIRE INDUSTRIALIST.
- WHO KNEW?
211
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,930
- AND AS DAD.
LOWLY WORM FARMER,
212
00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,899
RECENTLY BECOME
RICH MILLIONAIRE OIL BARON.
213
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,869
- SO I'M A MILLIONAIRE
AND A BILLIONAIRE?
214
00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,278
THAT IS FRIGGIN' AWESOME!
- IT'S NOT, IT'S TERRIBLE!
215
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:14,682
DRAKE GAINWAY IS DYING FROM
A GIGANTIC BRAIN TUMOR!
216
00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:17,447
- [LAUGHS] I WAS WONDERING
WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS.
217
00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:21,086
- ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU,
ME, CLARENCE, BRAK--
218
00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,493
ANYBODY ELSE?
- HOW ABOUT CONNIE?
219
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,785
- RIGHT. AND CONNIE
ARE ALL DAD'S CHILDREN?
220
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,088
- EXACTLY.
- HMM.
221
00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,059
I GUESS I'VE GOT IT GOING ON.
222
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,527
- ZORAK, I DON'T CARE
IF YOU ARE A BREAST MAN,
223
00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,426
YOU HAVE TO PERFORM
THESE SURGERIES NOW.
224
00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:35,028
YOU'LL BE SAVING DAD AKA
DRAKE GAINWAY, YOUR FATHER,
225
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,001
AND CLARENCE,
YOUR SUCCESSFUL PIANIST BROTHER,
226
00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:39,209
AND CYNTHIA WIFE AND MOTHER
TO YOU AND CLARENCE
227
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:41,111
AND WIFE ONLY TO DAD
AND DRAKE GAINWAY.
228
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,943
- WHAT ABOUT ME?
I'M BLIND.
229
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,979
- BOSTON IS BEANTOWN,
YOU KNOW.
230
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,054
- BRAIN TUMOR!
231
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,353
- UGH. ALL RIGHT,
WHAT THE HELL, I'LL DO IT.
232
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:54,285
SOMEBODY SCRUB ME, AND I'LL
NEED A DRINK, A TRIPLE, STAT!
233
00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,963
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
234
00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:01,163
THE OPERATIONS WAS A SUCCESS.
235
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,927
- I THINK MINE ARE THE FIRMEST.
236
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,765
- WHO NEEDS THE PIANO
WHEN I GOT THESE BABIES?
237
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,231
- I DON'T KNOW HOW
I GOT INVOLVED IN THIS.
238
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:10,299
I WASN'T EVEN SICK.
- ALL RIGHT, KIDDIES,
239
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,399
LET'S SHAKE THEM!
240
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,170
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
241
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:18,480
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
242
00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:23,080
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
19590
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.