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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:07,110 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:23,464 - IT IS THE EVE OF MOM'S MARRIAGE TO ZORAK. 3 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:27,763 WE LISTEN NOW AS DAD SAYS... - MOTHER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND 4 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,857 HOW YOU CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS WEDDING. 5 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:32,229 WHAT IS THIS HOLD ZORAK HAS OVER YOU? 6 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:34,028 I MUST FIND A WAY TO BREAK IT. 7 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:37,840 - I'VE TRIED, DAD, BUT ZORAK IS AS RUTHLESS AS HE IS CLEVER. 8 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:41,784 - BUT WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED. I LOVE YOU, BABY. 9 00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:46,411 AND I THINK YOU LOVE ME? - OF COURSE, I DO, DAD. 10 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:50,419 I WISH I COULD TELL YOU THE TRUTH AND MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND. 11 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:53,093 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR WIFE CYNTHIA. 12 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:54,293 - WIFE IN NAME ONLY. 13 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,194 - CALL CYNTHIA ANYTHING YOU PLEASE. 14 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:59,226 SHE STILL HOLDS THE LEGAL STRINGS TO YOUR HEART. 15 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:00,292 - NOT FOR LONG. 16 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,530 TONIGHT MY HEART WILL BE ON A PLANE BOUND FOR MEXICO, 17 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,826 WHERE CYNTHIA IS FLYING TO DIVORCE ME, 18 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,699 WHICH WILL SEVER HER LEGAL STRINGS 19 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:10,337 AND SEND MY HEART SNAPPING BACK TO YOU. 20 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,743 [DOORBELL RINGS] - THAT'S ZORAK NOW. 21 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:14,735 HE TOLD ME HE WILL BE STOPPING BY, AND THAT'S WHAT HE'S DONE. 22 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:18,178 - WELL, I'VE GOT TO GO GET DRESSED FOR WORK. 23 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,584 - WELL, HELLO. - DO YOU HAVE THE PHOTOGRAPHS? 24 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:27,317 - YES, I HAVE THEM, MY LOVELY. THEY'RE REALLY QUITE DELECTABLE. 25 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:31,457 - I WANT THOSE PICTURES, ZORAK. AND I'LL DO ANYTHING TO-- 26 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:32,694 - ANYTHING? - BUT THAT! 27 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,559 - AH! UNDERSTAND THIS: I WANT YOU, MOM, 28 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:39,368 AND I'LL USE EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK TO GET YOU. 29 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,802 COULD THERE BE FAIRER WARNING THAN THAT? 30 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,338 [LAUGHS EVILLY] 31 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:47,713 - MOTHER, I AM HEARTBROKEN. FATE HAS THRUST ITS STICKY FACE 32 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,914 INTO THE DREAMLAND OF MY INNER BEING 33 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:53,906 AND WRESTLED HOPEFULNESS FROM ITS GRASP. 34 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,384 WILL I ALWAYS BE THE KING OF PAIN? 35 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,889 - FUNNY, ISN'T IT, HOW I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 36 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,622 HEH, IT'S FUNNY. HEH HEH. - ZORAK, I WASN'T-- 37 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,619 - FUNNY! [EVIL LAUGHTER] 38 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:05,591 - TALKING TO YOU. 39 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:08,258 - BRAK, YOU'RE BACK FROM ART SCHOOL IN BOSTON. 40 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,358 SHOULDN'T YOU BE SCULPTING FOR MIDTERMS? 41 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:14,230 - THERE'S NO SUCH PLACE AS BOSTON, MOTHER. NOT FOR ME. 42 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:18,340 FOR THAT IS WHERE CONNIE GAINWAY OF THE GAINWAY GAINWAYS 43 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:20,674 STOLE MY HEART, AND WHERE HER FATHER, 44 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:25,680 BILLIONAIRE FATHER DRAKE GAINWAY, STOLE MY CONNIE GAINWAY 45 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:28,105 BY FORBIDDING HER TO WED THE LOWLY SON 46 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:32,621 OF A LOWLY WORM FARMER-- I.E. MY DAD. 47 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:34,315 - LOWLY? [BRAK CRYING] 48 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,757 YES, I AM A FARMER OF WORMS AND PROUD OF IT. 49 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,834 THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON THE BACKS OF WORMS. 50 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,534 AND DRAKE GAINWAY OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT. 51 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:46,995 YEARS AGO HE CAME TO ME AND CRIED, "GIVE ME WORMS, DAD." 52 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,636 SO WORMS IS WHAT I GAVE HIM. 53 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:51,001 AND GAINWAY WENT ON TO MAKE BILLIONS. 54 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:52,910 DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW? BECAUSE I DON'T. 55 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,972 - WHAT A STORY! I AM OF TWO BRAKS NOW. 56 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:58,611 ONE WHO GRIEVES THE LOSS OF HIS CONNIE GAINWAY, 57 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,478 ANOTHER FUELED BY THE INSPIRATIONAL RUSH 58 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,348 OF RED-HOT ORANGE JUICE. 59 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:06,116 I MUST CAPTURE DAD'S SONG IN CLAY. 60 00:03:06,185 --> 00:03:07,645 TO BOSTON! 61 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,490 - SCULPT A GOOD ONE, TINY SCULPTOR. 62 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:14,287 ♪ SCULPT SOME HEADLIGHTS ON A LADY ♪ 63 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,300 - HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU BLOW? 64 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,631 I'VE GOT PERSONAL BUSINESS WITH THE MISSIS HERE. 65 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:20,696 - ZORAK, IF YOU TOUCH HER... - OH, THERE WILL BE TOUCHING. 66 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:21,997 NOW GET TO DIGGING, WORM BOY! 67 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:25,098 - GO AHEAD, DEAR, TEND TO YOUR WORMS. I'LL BE FINE. 68 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,711 - YOU BETTER BE BETTER THAN FINE. 69 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,513 NOW GREASE UP AND GET IN THE SINK. 70 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:31,835 - OK, WELL, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT BACK IF YOU NEED ME. 71 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:32,981 [DOOR SLAMS] - GREETINGS ALL. 72 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:37,076 IT IS I, FAMOUS CONCERT PIANIST CLARENCE VON CHUNKERLING 73 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,950 TODAY I'M PERFORMING MY MASTERPIECE, 74 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:43,119 "THE MANLY BOY OF CANTERVILLE." 75 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:46,889 [MUSIC PLAYING AND WOMAN VOCALIZING] 76 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,160 - THEN GUESS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 77 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:51,397 - YOU'RE GONNA GET HIT FLUSH IN THE FACE WITH A PAINMASTER K-47 78 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:53,534 HOLLOW-NOSED, ARMOR-PIERCING SHOULDER ROCKET. 79 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,770 - NOT IN THE HOUSE. - CLARENCE, LET'S GO OUTSIDE. 80 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,935 - THE HELL I WILL. I'M NOT STUPID. 81 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,044 I'M GETTING MARRIED. - REALLY? 82 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:02,276 - YES. FOLLOWING THIS EVENING'S RECITAL, 83 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:05,882 MY PIANO MENTOR CYNTHIA AND I SHALL FLY TO MEXICO, 84 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:09,115 WHERE SHE, AFTER DIVORCING HER CURRENT HUSBAND, 85 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,082 WILL SURRENDER HER FORBIDDEN TREASURES 86 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,950 TO MY FLOWER STORM OF TEENAGE PASSION. 87 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,820 - CLARENCE, CYNTHIA HAS TO BE TWICE YOUR AGE. 88 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:17,959 PLUS, YOU'RE A MINOR. 89 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,334 - MIND THIS, ASS BUTT. 90 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:22,262 - [SCREAMS] I NEED TO GET THIS LOOKED AT! 91 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:25,328 - WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO SEE WHAT CLARENCE HAS ON HIS MIND. 92 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:29,598 HA, RUBBA-DING. HEH HEH! ALL RIGHT, GET ON THAT TABLE. 93 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,139 THIS POSTMAN ONLY RINGS ONCE. [DOOR SLAMS] 94 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,614 - I'VE DISCOVERED OIL! - THE DEUCE, YOU SAY? 95 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:37,543 - COME SEE FOR YOURSELF. YOU SEE, IT'S OIL. 96 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:38,540 WE'RE RICH! 97 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,681 - NOW BRAK WILL BE ABLE TO MARRY CONNIE GAINWAY. 98 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:42,747 - YES, BUT WE MUSTN'T LET CYNTHIA KNOW 99 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:46,685 BEFORE THE DIVORCE IS FINAL. SHE'LL WANT HALF OF MY FORTUNE. 100 00:04:46,753 --> 00:04:48,423 [NUMBERS DIALING] - CYNTHIA, HOW YOU DOING? 101 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,758 HEY, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU OUGHT TO KNOW-- - NOT ANOTHER WORD, 102 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:54,193 YOU WIFE-STEALING BUTT ASS, OR YOU'LL EAT HOT STINKING LEAD! 103 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:59,170 - PUT DOWN THE POPGUN, POP, AND LET THE BIG TUBE SPEAK. 104 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:10,281 [MOM SCREAMS] 105 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:16,645 - MOTHER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - I CAN'T SEE. 106 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,786 I'M BLIND! 107 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:22,961 - WAY TO GO, ZORAK. YOUR STUPID BAZOOKA IGNITED THE OIL GUSHER 108 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,562 AND BLEW UP WIFE'S EYES. - YOU STARTED IT. 109 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,655 - NO, I DIDN'T. - YES, YOU DID. 110 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:29,226 - MOTHER, WHO STARTED IT? - WHO CARES WHO STARTED IT. 111 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:32,225 I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN. - YES, YOU WILL, MY DARLING. 112 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:35,898 FOR I VOW TO DEVOTE MY LIFE AND FORTUNE TO BECOMING 113 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,138 A BRILLIANT SURGICAL DOCTOR, 114 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:40,843 WHO'LL RESTORE YOUR EYES TO THEIR PRE-EXPLOSION CONDITION. 115 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,377 - SHE'S GONNA BE MY WIFE. I'M DOING THE SURGERY. 116 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,313 - HOW ABOUT THIS: THE FIRST ONE TO BECOME AN EYE DOCTOR 117 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,479 DOES THE SURGERY? - DEAL. 118 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,507 - DEAL. - WELL, OK. 119 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:49,581 - FINE. - ALL RIGHT, THEN. 120 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:50,849 - HOW ABOUT IF YOU JUST TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR NOW-- 121 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:54,417 - STAY OUT OF THIS, MOTHER! THIS IS BETWEEN ZORAK AND ME. 122 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:57,417 - WE WILL RETURN TO "ALL THAT I DESIRE YOU" 123 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,690 AFTER THESE MESSAGES. 124 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:02,158 AND NOW, BACK TO "ALL THAT I DESIRE YOU." 125 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:06,898 - DAD IS NOW A WEALTHY OIL BARON. YEE-HA! 126 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:07,996 IT'S GREAT TO BE RICH. 127 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:10,867 - HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH YOUR MEDICAL DEGREE, DEAR? 128 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,507 I'M REALLY NOT ENJOYING BEING BLIND. 129 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,542 - YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN BEING BLIND? 130 00:06:14,607 --> 00:06:16,437 HEARING YOU WHINE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 131 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,679 MEDICAL SCHOOL IS HARD WORK, MOTHER. 132 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:20,375 I'LL DO IT WHEN THEY MAKE A VIDEO GAME OUT OF IT. 133 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:23,676 SOMETHING THAT'S FUN FOR ME. - WELL, I'M GOING TO THE DOCTOR. 134 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,920 - YEAH, HOW YOU GOING TO DO THAT? [LAUGHS] 135 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,445 - WELL, WHO IS THIS GENTLEMAN ENTERING THE ROOM? 136 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:31,691 WHY, IT'S BRAK GAINWAY, THE WEALTHY HUSBAND OF 137 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,088 BILLIONAIRESS CONNIE GAINWAY. 138 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:37,859 - IS THAT BRAK, MY SON, MY BOY? WHERE ARE YOU, MY SWEETHEART? 139 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:41,000 - RIGHT HERE, MOM. SO YOU'RE STILL BLIND, HUH? 140 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,937 - YES. I LIVE IN A WORLD OF SHADOWS. 141 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,874 ETERNAL NIGHT. - YEAH, YEAH. 142 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,679 SO, SON, HOW'S MARRIED LIFE? HOW ARE YOU HITTING THEM? 143 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,882 - BAD NEWS FROM GAINWAY MANOR, DAD. DEVASTATING, REALLY. 144 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:56,845 CONNIE GAINWAY'S FATHER, DRAKE GAINWAY, WHOM I'VE NEVER MET 145 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,476 BUT HAVE SOMEHOW GROWN TO LOVE DEARLY, 146 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:02,561 HAS DEVELOPED A GIGANTIC BRAIN TUMOR ON HIS HEAD. 147 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,862 HE NEEDS AN OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. 148 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,134 - SO DO I! - CLARENCE, IS THAT YOU? 149 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:11,103 I'M BLIND, YOU KNOW. - HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL, 150 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,404 GIVE IT A REST ALREADY! 151 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,665 WELL, I'M GOING TO BUY THE DALLAS COWBOYS. 152 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:16,535 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 153 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,542 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HANDS, CLARENCE, 154 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:22,314 YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORLD-FAMOUS PIANIST HANDS? 155 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,435 - IS QUITE A STORY, REALLY. 156 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:26,579 AS YOU KNOW, CYNTHIA AND I TRAVELED TO MEXICO 157 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:29,616 SO SHE COULD DIVORCE YOUR FATHER AND MARRY ME. 158 00:07:29,682 --> 00:07:32,692 AT THE RECEPTION, ZORAK BURST IN AND SMASHED 159 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:35,962 MY FROLICKING FINGERS WITH A KOREAN RIOT BATON. 160 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:40,792 TO MY HORROR, HE THEN MARRIED CYNTHIA AND WHISKED HER AWAY. 161 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:44,860 WHY SHOULD I BE SUBJECTED TO THAT LEVEL OF CRUELTY? 162 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:45,771 CAN ANYONE TELL ME? 163 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,172 - BECAUSE LIFE IS CHEAP, CLARENCE. 164 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:49,474 YOUR LIFE AT LEAST. HAH! 165 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:53,135 - [GASPS] ZORAK, YOU'RE WHITE! - IT'S DR. ZORAK. 166 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,306 AND HELL, YEAH, I'M WHITE. 167 00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:57,183 HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO GET INTO A DECENT MEDICAL SCHOOL? 168 00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:00,653 - SO, ZORAK, HOW IS MY PRECIOUS CYNTHIA? 169 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:01,513 - OH, NOT GOOD. 170 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,851 SHE PICKED UP A LITTLE FLESH-EATING STD 171 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:07,747 ON OUR HONEYMOON. YOU WANT TO SAY HI? 172 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,020 SHE'S OUT IN THE VAN. - REALLY? 173 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:13,688 - YEAH, BUT DON'T GET TOO CLOSE. SHE'S--SHE'S OOZING PRETTY GOOD. 174 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,129 - IS SHE GOING TO DIE? - OH, YEAH. 175 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:17,704 - BUT YOU'RE A DOCTOR. CAN'T YOU SAVE HER? 176 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:19,633 - SAVE HER? I CAN'T EVEN STAND TO SMELL HER. 177 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,399 - ZORAK, HAVE YOU COME TO-- - RESTORE YOUR SIGHT? 178 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:25,398 NAH, SORRY, BABE. YOU'LL NEED AN EYE DOCTOR FOR THAT. 179 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:26,471 I'M A BREAST MAN. - HOW ABOUT MY-- 180 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:29,109 - FATHER-IN-LAW, RECLUSIVE BILLIONAIRE DRAKE GAINWAY? 181 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,545 - YES. HE HAS A BRAIN TUMOR. - I TOLD YOU, I'M A BREAST MAN. 182 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,882 YOU WANT TO JACK HIS BOOBS UP, FINE. I'M THE GUY. 183 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:39,617 - BUT, ZORAK, DRAKE GAINWAY IS-- - MY FATHER. 184 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,433 MY NAME IS GRANT GAINWAY. 185 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:52,055 DRAKE GAINWAY IS INDEED MY FATHER. 186 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:55,101 AND YOUR FATHER, AND YOUR FATHER. 187 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:56,067 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 188 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,695 - DRAKE GAINWAY SIRED TWO LEGITIMATE CHILDREN, 189 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:02,311 CONNIE AND MYSELF, WITH HIS FIRST WIFE, MY MOTHER, 190 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,735 A WOMAN HE DESPISED. 191 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:06,609 HE ALSO FATHERED TWO UNIDENTICAL TWINS 192 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,919 WITH THE ONLY WOMAN HE EVER TRULY LOVED, 193 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:10,081 HIS MISTRESS CYNTHIA. 194 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:13,549 TO AVOID SCANDAL, BOTH CHILDREN WERE LEFT ON A PARK BENCH 195 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,219 WITH AN ENORMOUS BOUQUET OF BALLOONS. 196 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:19,458 ONE OF THEM, CLARENCE, WAS TAKEN IN BY A FAMILY OF CIRCUS BEARS. 197 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:24,025 THE OTHER CHILD, ZORAK, WAS MISTAKEN FOR A BAG OF CAT GUTS 198 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:27,966 AND THROWN IN THE RIVER, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. 199 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:28,834 UNTIL NOW. 200 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:31,441 BECAUSE I SEE HIM RIGHT OVER THERE. 201 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:35,244 - CYNTHIA IS MY MOTHER? BUT, I MARRIED HER. 202 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,808 - SO DID I. - SO DID I. 203 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,046 - MY GOD, FATHER, IT'S YOU! 204 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:41,681 - HIS NAME'S NOT FATHER. IT'S DAD. 205 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,677 - HIS NAME IS DRAKE GAINWAY. 206 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:49,216 - IT IS? - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 207 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,258 I'M BLIND! 208 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,733 - HE'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE. 209 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,332 - I HAVE? - YES, AS DRAKE GAINWAY, 210 00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:57,364 BILLIONAIRE INDUSTRIALIST. - WHO KNEW? 211 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,930 - AND AS DAD. LOWLY WORM FARMER, 212 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,899 RECENTLY BECOME RICH MILLIONAIRE OIL BARON. 213 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,869 - SO I'M A MILLIONAIRE AND A BILLIONAIRE? 214 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:09,278 THAT IS FRIGGIN' AWESOME! - IT'S NOT, IT'S TERRIBLE! 215 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:14,682 DRAKE GAINWAY IS DYING FROM A GIGANTIC BRAIN TUMOR! 216 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:17,447 - [LAUGHS] I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS. 217 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:21,086 - ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU, ME, CLARENCE, BRAK-- 218 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,493 ANYBODY ELSE? - HOW ABOUT CONNIE? 219 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,785 - RIGHT. AND CONNIE ARE ALL DAD'S CHILDREN? 220 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,088 - EXACTLY. - HMM. 221 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,059 I GUESS I'VE GOT IT GOING ON. 222 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,527 - ZORAK, I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE A BREAST MAN, 223 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,426 YOU HAVE TO PERFORM THESE SURGERIES NOW. 224 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:35,028 YOU'LL BE SAVING DAD AKA DRAKE GAINWAY, YOUR FATHER, 225 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:37,001 AND CLARENCE, YOUR SUCCESSFUL PIANIST BROTHER, 226 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:39,209 AND CYNTHIA WIFE AND MOTHER TO YOU AND CLARENCE 227 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:41,111 AND WIFE ONLY TO DAD AND DRAKE GAINWAY. 228 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,943 - WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M BLIND. 229 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,979 - BOSTON IS BEANTOWN, YOU KNOW. 230 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,054 - BRAIN TUMOR! 231 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,353 - UGH. ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELL, I'LL DO IT. 232 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:54,285 SOMEBODY SCRUB ME, AND I'LL NEED A DRINK, A TRIPLE, STAT! 233 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,963 GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! 234 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:01,163 THE OPERATIONS WAS A SUCCESS. 235 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,927 - I THINK MINE ARE THE FIRMEST. 236 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,765 - WHO NEEDS THE PIANO WHEN I GOT THESE BABIES? 237 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,231 - I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT INVOLVED IN THIS. 238 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:10,299 I WASN'T EVEN SICK. - ALL RIGHT, KIDDIES, 239 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,399 LET'S SHAKE THEM! 240 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,170 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 241 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:18,480 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 242 00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:23,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 19590

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