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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

- LAST NIGHT, I CRIED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

DING DONG. COMPANY.

- I'LL GET IT.

[DOOR OPENS]

YES?

- MY NAME IS GEORGE MARTINEZ. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR HUSBAND.

- TELL HIM I'M BUSY.

WAIT. NO. TELL HIM I'M BUSY AND TO COME BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

TELL HIM BOTH OF THOSE. SEE WHAT HE DOES.

- DID YOU GET ALL THAT? - 15 MINUTES.

OF COURSE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

ONLY THE CONDOR WOULD BE SO BOLD.

- CONDOR? - THAT'S ME. - GOOD-BYE FOR NOW.

WE SHALL MEET AGAIN SOMEDAY.

- IN 15 MINUTES. - EXACTLY.

THANK YOU, CONDOR.

OH, THANK YOU.

- IS HE STILL STANDING OUT THERE?

- YES. AND HE LOOKS HOT.

I'M GOING TO BRING HIM SOME LEMONADE.

- NOT WATER?

- NO. LEMONADE.

- LEMONADE. INTERESTING CHOICE.

HUH. LEMONADE.

LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.

I DON'T WANT YOU BRINGING LEMONADE TO GEORGE MARTINEZ.

HE WON'T KNOW HOW TO REACT.

YOU'LL BOTCH THE WHOLE JOB. DO YOU WANT THAT?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

- GOT TO GO.

- YOU'VE COME TO SEE THE CONDOR?

- EXCELLENT.

SO WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

- TELL HIM TO COME BACK WHEN THE HEAT IS OFF.

THE HEAT IS UNFORTUNATELY ON AT THIS TIME.

CAN'T YOU SMELL IT?

- I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING. - WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE THE HEAT?

- MESSAGE RECEIVED, CONDOR.

OH, THANK YOU.

- YOU SEE? HE GETS IT. HE'S PLAYED THIS GAME MANY TIMES.

HE'S A PROFESSIONAL.

- THE PLAYER OF GAMES, IF YOU WILL.

- EXACTLY.

- YES.

- WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?

- HE'S ASLEEP IN THE HAMMOCK.

- PERFECT.

AND THE BALL IS REALLY ROLLING NOW.

CAN YOU HEAR IT?

- HEAR THE BALL?

- NO. THE SHADOWS OF HEAT.

LISTEN TO ITS SULTRY SONG OF PERIL.

- UM, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

AAH!

- NO MORE QUESTIONS! IS HE STILL OUT THERE?

- NO. NOW THE HAMMOCK'S ON FIRE.

- AGAIN, PROCEDURE.

NICE, MARTINEZ. VERY NICE, INDEED.

REMIND ME TO TAKE HIS MOTHER TO LUNCH.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

MARTINEZ, I'M TAKING YOUR MOTHER TO LUNCH.

UH, BOSS? OH, SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW.

HOLD ON. I HAVE ANOTHER CALL.

MARTINEZ? HOLD ON.

I GOT TO GET RID OF SOMEONE IN THE OTHER LINE.

HELLO, MARTINEZ?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE.

WE'LL CATCH UP SOME OTHER TIME.

YEAH.

YEAH.

GOT TO GO. STAY STRONG.

MARTINEZ! UH-HUH.

UH-HUH. OK. GOOD.

THAT WAS ONE-- YES, I'LL HOLD.

I'M HOLDING.

- DAD, CAN I USE THE PHONE?

I GOT TO USE THE INTERNET.

AAH!

- BRAK, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?

- SOMEONE JUST THREW A KNIFE AT ME.

- WELL, IT WASN'T THE CONDOR OR PERHAPS IT WAS.

OR PERHAPS IT COULD HAVE--

OH, HELLO. MARTINEZ?

YEAH, I'M HERE.

UH-HUH.

LOOK, I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.

COME BY IN 15 MINUTES AND BRING THE PLANS.

WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE THE PLANS.

SO YOU DO HAVE THE PLANS.

YOU WERE JOKING.

MARTINEZ, HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

UNLESS YOU TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY?

NOW, DON'T GET UPSET.

NO--EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE

AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THE PLANS, ALL RIGHT?

UH-HUH.

YES, WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.

YOU, TOO. GOOD-BYE.

I'M OFF THE PHONE.

- THANKS, DAD.

AAH!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

- DON'T ANSWER IT.

- WHAT IF IT'S MARTINEZ?

- WHO'S MARTINEZ? I DENY EVER KNOWING SUCH A MAN.

- BUT HE JUST-- - BUT HE JUST WHAT?

- WAS AT THE DOOR. - DON'T YOU MEAN THE PHONE?

- SO YOU ADMIT-- - DO I? - YES.

- DON'T YOU MEAN NO? AH, THAT'LL BE MARTINEZ.

- SHOULD I GET IT? AAH!

- OH, SORRY. THAT TIME WAS AN ACCIDENT.

YES, PLEASE GET THE DOOR.

- I AM HECTOR RIVIERA.

GEORGE MARTINEZ IS DEAD.

- HONEY, IT'S FOR YOU.

- AHA! THAT WAS A TRAP.

I TOLD YOU THERE WAS NO GEORGE MARTINEZ.

- OH, REALLY? THEN WHO IS THAT ON THE FRONT LAWN?

[LAUGHS]

- ABORT MISSION!

- ♪ I'M WHITE WATER RAFTING ♪

♪ ROLLING THROUGH THE WAVE ♪

♪ LOOK OUT FOR THAT DINOSAUR ♪

UGH! AAH!

- MY NAME IS GEORGE MARTINEZ.

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR FATHER.

- DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ON THE INTERNET?

- DO I?

[CHUCKLES]

DO I.

[CHUCKLES]

DO YOU?

- NO. - THEN WE ARE MORE ALIKE THAN WE CARE TO ADMIT,

FOR I, TOO, LONG TO SURF THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY.

- HEY, BUBBA, WHEN YOU GONNA GET OFF ME?

- 10 MINUTES. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

- I'M GOING TO MY MOTHER'S.

- I'LL SHOOT UP A FLARE WHEN IT'S SAFE TO RETURN.

- YOU DO THAT.

[DOOR SLAMS]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

- I'M NOT GETTING IT.

[RING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[DOORBELL AND TELEPHONE RINGING]

- BRAK, WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HAND?

IT LOOKS LIKE A NOTE.

- IT APPEARS TO BE.

- GOOD. READ IT TO ME. - DEAR CONDOR,

WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER THE PHONE AND THE DOOR?

SIGNED, "M."

HELLO. MARTINEZ?

I CONSIDER IT THE LOWEST OF BLOWS

THAT YOU HAVE ENLISTED MY SON

IN OUR DIRTY WORLD OF ESPIONAGE AND INTRIGUE.

MARTINEZ?

- MARTINEZ IS DEAD.

I AM HECTOR RIVIERA.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- I AM SOMEWHERE IN THE HOUSE.

- OH, REALLY? THEN WHO'S AT THE FRONT DOOR?

- CONFOUND YOU, CONDOR! YOU ARE TOO GOOD!

- LISTEN, I'M SENDING A SECRET AGENT

TO COME TALK TO YOU IN 15 MINUTES.

- THEN I SHOULD JUST STAND HERE AT THE FRONT DOOR?

- SO YOU ARE AT THE FRONT DOOR.

- AGAIN, CONFOUND YOU!

[GLASS BREAKS]

[THUD]

BRAK, COULD YOU COME UP HERE FOR A SECOND?

- WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT VOICE BEFORE?

- WELL, IT OBVIOUSLY--

- IMPOSSIBLE! HECTOR RIVIERA DIED YEARS AGO IN A FIERY TRAIN BLAZE.

- THEN WHO--

- HIS BODY WAS HORRIBLY DISFIGURED BY THE INTENSE HEAT,

MAKING POSITIVE IDENTIFICATION UNFEASIBLE.

- THEN WHAT IS IT?

- STILL, THEY'RE PRETTY SURE IT WAS HECTOR.

- THEN WHO'S THAT UP IN MY ROOM?!

ZORAK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- I WAS TRYING TO GET ON THE INTERNET,

BUT YOUR COMPUTER CRASHED ON HIM,

WHEN I FORCED HIS HEAD THROUGH IT.

- IS HE DEAD?

- HE WAS WHEN I KILLED HIM.

- LOOK. A NOTE. ♪ BUN NA NA DA DON

- HERE, I'LL READ IT.

UM, GRR. PLANK.

BAH.

CUZZ. CRR.

PLANK.

ZZZON. BZOUP?

BAH! WHO AM I KIDDING? I CAN'T READ.

- GIVE ME THAT.

- BRR!

I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT NAME IN YEARS.

- YOU KNOW HIM?

- YEAH. I USED TO WORK FOR HIM IN THE MAIL ROOM.

- REALLY? WHAT DID YOU DO?

- GOD, WHAT A CRAP JOB THAT WAS.

- IS HE REALLY A BUTCHER?

- NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE. NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN HIM.

- THEN HOW DO YOU--

- YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS!

ARGH! SERIOUSLY, THAT'S, LIKE, 75 QUESTIONS YOU ASKED

SINCE YOU WALKED IN.

- YOU'RE RIGHT. THE HOUR OF QUESTIONS IS OVER.

IT'S TIME TO BOOK A ONE-WAY TICKET TO ANSWERTOWN, BROTHER.

ZORAK, THERE'S SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET.

- I ALREADY MET HIM.

- CONDOR, THIS MAN ONCE WORKED IN THE MAIL ROOM

FOR NONE OTHER THAN RUDOLPHO THE BUTCHER.

- BRR!

I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT NAME IN YEARS.

AND BY THAT, I MEAN NEVER.

WHO IS HE?

- CALL ME CRAZY, BUT I THINK RUDOLPHO MIGHT BE THE KEY

TO THIS WHOLE HOUSE OF GAMES.

- I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, CRAZY.

ZORAK, CAN YOU TAKE US TO HIM?

ZORAK?

- I CAN TAKE YOU AS FAR AS THE BRIDGE.

THIS IS AS FAR AS I GO.

I'LL PRAY FOR YOUR SOULS.

SUCKERS!

[LAUGHS]

- NOW WHAT, GENERAL CONDOR?

- NOW...

WE WAIT.

- MAYBE THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT BRIDGE.

- SHH! QUIET! I HEAR SOMETHING.

[FOOTSTEPS]

- THE SHADOWS OF HEAT, HOW THEY FLICKER.

- RUDOLPHO, WE MEET AT LAST.

- HEY, ARE YOU REALLY A BUTCHER?

- BUT OF COURSE. - THEN ANSWER ME THIS.

YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ON THE INTERNET?

- OH, I COULD TELL YOU THAT,

BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO DO... THIS!

- GEORGE MARTINEZ!

YOU'RE ALIVE!

- OF COURSE HE IS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

- I DON'T KNOW, DAD.

IT'S ALL TOO MUCH FOR ME.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SPY GAME!

[SCREAMING]

[THUD]

- HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

- SO, DAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LET ME IN THE HOUSE

WHEN I STOPPED BY?

- YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETIMES, THERE'S NO EXPLAINING MY BEHAVIOR.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

SO DID YOU BRING THE PLANS?

- I THOUGHT YOU HAD THEM. - MARTINEZ, YOU FOOL!

[LAUGHS]

OF COURSE I HAVE THE PLANS.

I WAS JOKING AGAIN, AS I DID EARLIER.

- GEORGE, YOU ARE TOO MUCH, MAN.

[MARTINEZ CHUCKLES]

I KNOW IT, AND I GOT TO LIVE WITH IT.

- WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THEM.

WE'RE GONNA THROW HECTOR THE BEST BACHELOR PARTY EVER.

- WAIT. DIDN'T HECTOR DIE?

- WELL, SO NOW YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT?

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

- THE SHADOWS OF HEAT,

HOW THEY FLICKER.

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