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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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ALL RIGHT,
ARE YOU BOYS READY TO GO?
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I'M READY, MOM.
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I'M READY NOT TO GO.
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WELL, YOU'RE GOING.
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I TOLD
THE NEW NEIGHBORS
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WE WERE COMING TO
THEIR DINNER PARTY,
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AND THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.
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MOTHER, PEOPLE ONLY
INVITE YOU TO DINNER FOR 3 REASONS--
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TO SELL YOU VITAMINS,
TO DRUG YOU AND TAKE UNPLEASANT SNAPSHOTS,
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OR TO CONVERT YOU TO THEIR
HIDEOUS FARMING RELIGION.
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OH, RUBBISH!
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THEY MAKE YOU TAKE
AN ANIMAL WIFE!
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YOU ARE GOING TO GET
YOUR BUM OFF THAT CHAIR,
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PUT ON YOUR WALKING HAT,
AND COME TO THE PARTY.
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IS THAT CLEAR?
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ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M NOT
KISSING ANY ANIMALS ON THE LIPS.
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ME, NEITHER.
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FAIR ENOUGH.
OFF WE GO, THEN.
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NOW, YOU'RE BOTH
TO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR TONIGHT.
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OK, MOM. AS LONG
AS THEY HAVE ATARI, BRAK WILL BE JUST FINE,
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'CAUSE BRAK
LOVES ATARI!
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THEY PROBABLY DON'T
EVEN HAVE TOILETS.
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OF COURSE
THEY DO.
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THEN I'M SURE
THEY FLUSH UPWARDS,
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SPRAYING BOTTOM-DEVOURING
SPIDERS ON YOU.
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WON'T THAT BE A TREAT?
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YOU ARE GOING TO BE
CHARMING NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
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AND YOU WILL KEEP
YOUR PECULIAR THEORIES
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AND PHILOSOPHIES
OF LIFE TO YOURSELF.
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BUT THAT'S WHAT I BRING
TO THE TABLE, MOTHER.
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DON'T YOU WANT
TO EXPOSE THEM TO THE FULL DAD TREATMENT?
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THEY DON'T WANT
THE FULL DAD TREATMENT.
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[QUIETLY]
NO ONE DOES.
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NOW, SMILES ON, EVERYONE.
I'M RINGING THE DOORBELL.
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Man: COME IN.
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AH, YOU MUST BE
THE DINNER...GUESTS.
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DINNER GUESTS.
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I REALLY
SHOULD HAVE PUT
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THOSE TWO WORDS
CLOSER TOGETHER.
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LET ME
INTRODUCE MYSELF. I'M FRANKLIN.
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WELL, IT'S VERY NICE
TO MEET YOU, FRANKLIN.
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I'M MOM...
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I'M DAD...
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AND I AM BRUNO
PIERRE DU SANGE,
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THE BOY WITH
TWO STOMACHS.
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HA HA. ACTUALLY,
THIS IS OUR SON BRAK.
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AH, BRAK. OUR SON
WINSTON IS VERY EXCITED TO MEET YOU.
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UH, GREET YOU.
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I DIDN'T SAY "EAT,"
DID I?
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BECAUSE THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID.
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UM, HONEY, WHY DON'T
YOU RUN ALONG AND PLAY WITH WINSTON?
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OK. WHERE DOES HE
STAY AT?
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AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE STAIRS. YOU CAN'T MISS IT.
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HOWEVER, IF YOU DO,
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YOU'LL FALL THROUGH
THE TRAPDOOR AND DIE.
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YOU HAVE A TRAPDOOR?
OF COURSE NOT.
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BUT YOU JUST SAID--
NO, I DIDN'T.
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MOTHER, DID YOU
HEAR WHAT HE--
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I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE
DONE WITH THE HOUSE.
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SAY, FRANKLIN, HAVE YOU
NOTICED THAT YOUR NAME STARTS WITH AN "F"?
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I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT
MEN WITH "F" NAMES.
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Mom: YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO PRESENT YOUR "F" NAMES THEORY.
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OH, BUT I'M SURE
FRANKLIN'S INTERESTED.
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AREN'T YOU,
F-F-F-F-F-F-FRANKLIN?
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IF YOU CONTINUE
WITH THIS, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
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I SEE. AHEM.
SAY THERE, FRANKLIN,
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THAT'S QUITE
A LOVELY PAIR OF HANDS YOU HAVE--
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THE HANDS,
I WOULD THINK, OF A COIN COLLECTOR,
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OR PERHAPS
A LOTION ENTHUSIAST.
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HUH? AM I RIGHT?
ON OCCASION, YES.
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THERE. WAS THAT CHARMING
ENOUGH FOR YOU, MOTHER?
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VERY NICE, DEAR.
FRANKLIN, WHY DON'T I GO SEE
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IF I CAN HELP
YOUR WIFE WITH DINNER?
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OH, YES. SHE'S
IN THE DINING ROOM, SETTING THE TABLE.
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I'M SO ANXIOUS
TO MEET HER.
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[FADING
FOOTSTEPS]
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AHEM.
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OK.
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AHEM.
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SO, FRANKLIN--
HA HA HA HA HA!
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WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
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I WASN'T LAUGHING.
I HAVE NO MEMORY OF LAUGHING.
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WELL, YOU JUST DID.
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I THINK I'D KNOW
IF I'D LAUGHED.
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HERE, LET ME SHOW
YOU THE HOUSE.
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OH, OK. THAT WOULD BE--
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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THERE! YOU DID IT AGAIN
JUST THEN!
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Brak: HEY, WINSTON,
HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TOYS?
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ALL YOU GOT IS...
IS CONDIMENTS.
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[DEEP VOICE]
I USE THEM WHEN I HAVE PEOPLE OVER TO EAT.
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IT MAKES THEM
TASTIER TO ME.
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TO MY MOUTH.
[LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHS]
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
PICK UP THAT KNIFE
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AND STAB YOURSELF
A FEW TIMES?
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I'D DO IT MYSELF,
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BUT MY HEART'S
SO PUNY,
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IT CAN'T PUMP
ENOUGH JUICE TO GET MY LIMBS TO WORKIN'.
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HEY, WHY DON'T WE PLAY
A GAME OR SOMETHING?
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WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN?
OH, YEAH, THAT WOULD.
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HOW ABOUT YOU PLAY,
UH, YOU BANG YOUR HEAD ON THAT WALL
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AND CRAWL
BACK OVER TO ME.
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THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE FUN AT ALL.
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IT'S FUN FOR ME,
'CAUSE I EAT YOU.
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[LAUGHING]
FUN FOR WINSTON!
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ONE MORE REMARK LIKE THAT,
AND I AM LEAVING!
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NO, DON'T GO!
DON'T GO!
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WINSTON LONELY.
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WE PLAY A GAME,
JUST LIKE BRAK SAID.
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THEN I EAT YOU!
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I'M JUST JOKING.
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WELL, RHONDA,
I THINK THE TABLE'S QUITE SQUARED AWAY.
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I AM RHONDA,
FROM THE SEVENTH LEVEL OF YAR.
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YES. YOU'VE MENTIONED THAT
QUITE A FEW TIMES.
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SAY, IS THERE
ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP IN THE KITCHEN?
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NO. THE FOOD
HAS BEEN ARRANGED.
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OH, SPLENDID. WELL,
THEN I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD JOIN THE BOYS IN THE--
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THE DAY OF JUDGMENT
IS AT HAND!
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ALL RIGHT,
IF YOU SAY SO.
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YOU WILL BE JUDGED.
SO SAYETH THE SCRIBES OF YAR.
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YOU KNOW, RHONDA,
I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF I KNOW WHERE YAR IS.
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YOU'LL FIND OUT...
WHEN YOUR SOUL IS DEVOURED
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AND BELCHED FORTH
ONTO THE SHORE OF THE RIVER OF HEADS.
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OH, DEAR.
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THIS I CAN
ASSURE YOU.
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[LAUGHING EVILLY]
[DOORBELL]
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I'LL GET THAT.
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I LET MYSELF IN.
WAS THAT RUDE?
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NO. I THINK
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.
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GOOD. THIS IS
MY FIRST DINNER PARTY.
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I WANT TO MAKE
A GOOD IMPRESSION.
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I HAVE INSTALLED A SOCIAL
INTERACTION PROGRAM
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TO SUPPRESS
MY WARLIKE TENDENCIES
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IN FAVOR OF AN ENTERTAINING
PARTY PERSONA.
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I WILL DEMONSTRATE.
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[BEEP]
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WAS TODAY'S INCREASE
IN THERMAL UNITS
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AGREEABLE
TO YOUR CARBON-BASED CELL STRUCTURE?
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ACTUALLY, IT WAS
A BIT WARM FOR MY FANCY.
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THEN MIGHT I SUGGEST
WE ACQUIRE FRIGID, INTOXICATING LIQUIDS
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TO LOWER OUR
CORE TEMPERATURES?
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[BEEP]
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HOW ABOUT I SCARE US UP
A COUPLE OF COLD ONES, BABY?
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EXCELLENT IDEA,
THUNDERCLES.
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LET'S JOIN
THE OTHERS.
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IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU
ALL HERE AS DINNER--
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UH, DINNER.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH A DELICIOUS GROUP.
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DELICIOUS?
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MEANING, OF COURSE,
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THAT WE'RE ALL DELICIOUS
PEOPLE, AREN'T WE?
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ON THE INSIDE?
WHERE THE MEAT IS?
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[BEEP]
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SPEAKING
OF DELICIOUS,
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WHEN DO WE GET
TO MEET THIS HOT WIFE OF YOURS?
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I THINK
THAT'S HER NOW.
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FRANKLIN! WHY IS
THERE A ROBOT AT MY TABLE?
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WELL, NOW, HOW WAS I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A ROBOT?
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YOU WILL BE
JUDGED HARSHLY FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE.
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Franklin:
YES, YES, I KNOW.
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SAY, F-F-F-F-FRANKLIN,
I HAVE TO ASK--
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YES, I DO, MOTHER.
I REALLY DO.
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F-F-F-F-FRANKLIN,
WHY IS YOUR WIFE IN A STEEL BOX?
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RHONDA, I'M SORRY.
HE HAS NO BUSINESS ASKING--
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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I'M SORRY. DID I SAY
SOMETHING FUNNY?
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IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
FUNNY. WATCH THIS.
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F-F-FRANKLIN,
MY CAT GOT RUN OVER BY A BUS TODAY.
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OH, I'M--
I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
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AREN'T YOU GOING
TO LAUGH?
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WHY WOULD I LAUGH
AT A DEAD CAT?
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YOU THINK YOUR CAT
HAS ESCAPED JUDGMENT THROUGH DEATH?
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FOOL! EVEN THE DEAD
WILL BE JUDGED.
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HA HA HA HA!
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I WASN'T LAUGHING.
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SILENCE,
AUTOMATON! YOU ARE AN UNDESIRED GUEST!
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[BEEP]
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[BEEP BEEP]
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A ROBOT WALKS
INTO A BAR
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WITH A DUCK
IN ONE HAND
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AND A PLASMA CAN
IN THE OTHER.
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WHEN THE BARTENDER
SAYS, "WE DON'T SERVE DUCKS HERE,"
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THE DUCK REPLIES,
"THAT'S FINE.
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MY ROBOT
ISN'T THIRSTY."
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HA HA. THIRSTY.
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YOU AREN'T FUNNY,
AND YOUR JUDGMENT WILL REFLECT IT.
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YOU JUST DID NOT GET IT.
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SO SAYETH RHONDA,
FROM THE SEVENTH LEVEL OF YAR.
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HERE WE GO AGAIN.
HA HA HA HA HA!
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HEY, MOTHER,
I DARE YOU TO STICK YOUR HAND IN THE BOX.
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I WILL NOT.
STICK YOUR OWN HAND IN THERE.
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YES! COME TO THE BOX.
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RHONDA WILL SUCK
YOUR HEART OUT!
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I SAY, IS ANYONE GOING
TO DRINK THAT WINE?
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WHAT'S UP WITH
THE COST OF MOVIES THESE DAYS?
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I HAD TO SECURE
A BANK LOAN
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TO PURCHASE
A BOX OF HARDENED LICORICE PRODUCT.
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[BEEP]
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AND WHAT'S UP
WITH THOSE, ANYWAY?
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YOU BITE ONE, AND IT
STICKS TO YOUR TEETH THE WHOLE MOVIE,
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AND I DON'T EVEN
HAVE TEETH, BUT IT STILL UPSETS ME.
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HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
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[BEEP]
HA HA HA HA!
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[BEEP]
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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THE JIG IS UP,
COMRADE POOPOV.
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I'M HERE TO BRING
YOU IN FOR THE CRIMES YOU HAVE DONE.
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YOU GOT ME,
BINKY DOODLES, BABY DETECTIVE.
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HOW DID YOU EVER
ESCAPE MY SUPER DEADLY BEAR PIT?
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MY DIAPER IS LOADED
WITH SECRETS, POOPOV.
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YOUR SIMPLE RUSSIAN BRAIN
WILL NEVER WIPE AWAY THE SWEET SMELL OF FREEDOM.
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I SURRENDER MY COUNTRY
TO YOU, BINKY.
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YOU'RE MY HERO.
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AND...THAT'S A WRAP.
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MAN, IF WE HAD A CAMERA,
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
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[CRYING]
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, WINSTON?
DIDN'T YOU LIKE THE ENDING?
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NO, IT WAS GOOD.
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00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:55,533
WELL, IS YOUR BEARD
BOTHERING YOU?
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00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:57,901
'CAUSE YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF
FOR THE WRAP PARTY.
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I'M AFRAID THERE
WON'T BE A WRAP PARTY
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00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:03,177
WHEN YOU FIND OUT
MY MOM AND DADDY
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00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:06,112
HAD ATE YOUR MOM
AND DADDY.
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00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:07,008
OH, NO!
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00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:09,779
SEE? I KNEW YOU WEREN'T
GONNA LIKE IT.
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00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:10,579
[CRYING]
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00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:13,790
MOMMY! DADDY! AAAH!
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AAAH! THEY'RE GONE!
I'M TOO LATE!
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00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:21,089
YOU'VE ALREADY EATEN
MY MOM AND DAD!
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00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,060
Dad: WE'RE OK, SON.
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00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,728
I'M JUST CHECKING OUT
THE INSIDE OF THIS BOX.
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00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:25,667
Rhonda: MOVE OVER!
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00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:30,101
MOMMY NEEDS ANOTHER
LITTLE DRINKITY-WINKITY.
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00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:31,369
[HICCUPS]
OH!
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00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:32,307
BUT WINSTON JUST TOLD ME
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00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:35,411
THAT HIS MOM AND DAD
WERE GONNA EAT YOU GUYS!
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00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:36,384
F-F-F-FRANKLIN?
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00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:38,582
IS THERE ANY TRUTH
TO THIS STORY?
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00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:39,814
I'M AFRAID SO, DAD.
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00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,709
YOU SEE, RHONDA AND
I REALIZED ONE DAY
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00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,481
THAT OUR LIVES HAD
BECOME RATHER...DRAB.
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00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,280
VERY PREDICTABLE.
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00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:47,591
WE TRIED SOME THINGS,
MOVED AROUND,
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00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:48,523
JOINED SOME CLUBS--
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00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,157
Rhonda:
NONE OF IT WORKED! IT WAS ALL BAD!
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00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:54,762
AND FINALLY,
WINSTON SUGGESTED THAT WE TRY EATING PEOPLE.
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00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,097
WINSTON IS A GENIUS.
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00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:59,832
YES. HE'S BEEN FASCINATED
BY CANNIBALISM EVER SINCE HE WAS A BABY.
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00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,069
HIS DELIVERY
RUINED MY BODY.
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00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:04,073
I DON'T KNOW, RHONDA.
YOU LOOKED PRETTY GOOD IN THERE TO ME.
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00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,866
YOU REALLY
FILL THAT BOX OUT.
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00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,669
HEY THERE, LITTLE SHORTY.
[HICCUPS]
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00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:13,881
YOU GOT ALL THE WOMAN
YOU'LL NEED RIGHT HERE.
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00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,016
SPEAKING OF SHORTIES,
WOULD ANYONE LIKE
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00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,022
TO SMOKE SOME
ILLEGAL NARCOTICS?
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00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:19,754
HUH?
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00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,049
[BEEP]
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[BEEP]
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[PLAYING ACCORDION]
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♪ COME OUT, YE FELLAS
THAT FOLLOW THE SEA ♪
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00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:30,399
♪ WITH A HO, HO,
BLOW THE MAN DOWN ♪
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00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,303
♪ NOW, JUST PAY ATTENTION
AND LISTEN TO ME ♪
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00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,766
♪ I'M WEARING A DIAPER,
AND I LOVE IT! ♪
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00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:39,935
♪ ON BOARD THE BLACK MAULER,
I FIRST SERVED MY TIME ♪
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00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,936
♪ HA HA HA HA HA HA,
I BLOW THE MAN DOWN ♪
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00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,339
I AM RHONDA FROM
THE SEVENTH LEVEL OF YAR!
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00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:48,351
THE SEA WILL
RUN RED WITH BLOOD FROM YOUR NECK!
268
00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:49,624
♪ BLOW THE MAN
DOWN ♪
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00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,322
♪ 'TIS LARBOARD
AND STARBOARD ♪
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00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,954
♪ ON DECK
YOU WILL CRAWL ♪
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00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,859
THIS IS THE BEST
FRIGGIN' DINNER PARTY EVER!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,362
TOMORROW,
WE PARTY AT MY HOUSE.
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Dad: WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?
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00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:21,183
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