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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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LOOK AT ME, MOTHER.
I'M READING MY PAPER.
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THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
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NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT
WHAT I'VE JUST READ.
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OK, TIME TO READ
SOME MORE.
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HA, ISN'T THAT
INTERESTING?
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WHAT'S THAT?
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THE MOTHER SHIP IS MAKING
ITS THOUSAND-YEAR VISIT
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TO OUR PLANET TO SELECT...
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THE LUCKY ONE.
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Brak: THE LUCKY ONE?
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WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO
WITH THE LUCKY ONE, DAD?
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WELL, I ASSUME THEY'RE
GOING TO TAKE HIM AWAY,
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MAKE HIM THEIR KING
OR EMPEROR OR SOMETHING.
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WHY ELSE WOULD THEY GO
TO ALL THE TROUBLE?
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WOW! WHO DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GOING TO PICK?
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RIGHT HERE, BUDDY.
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PUT YOUR EYES
ON THE PRIZE.
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OH, REALLY?
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AND WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GOING TO PICK YOU?
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WELL, BECAUSE I'M
SUPER SPECIAL, MOTHER.
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I'M SURE THE ALIENS
HAVE EQUIPMENT
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TO DETECT
SUPER-SPECIALITY.
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I MEAN, THEY CAN FLY
THEIR FANCY SPACESHIPS THROUGH SPACE, RIGHT?
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WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW
THEY WON'T SELECT BRAK?
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OR ME?
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OR ME?
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WHAT ARE YOU JERKS
TALKING ABOUT?
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THE MOTHER SHIP.
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OH, YEAH, I HEARD
ABOUT THAT.
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PRETTY LAME.
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NOT IF YOU'RE THE ONE
THEY PICK, IT ISN'T.
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WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY WON'T PICK ME, DADDY?
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WHY?
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BRAK, I LOVE YOU
LIKE A BROTHER,
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BUT YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN.
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THEY DON'T PICK UP
PEOPLE LIKE YOU,
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THEY DROP THEM OFF.
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AH, POOP.
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AND WHY WOULDN'T THEY
PICK ME?
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YOU? HA HA!
SORRY, YOU'RE A WOMAN.
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EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT WOMEN ARE NOT EQUIPPED
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FOR GOLF
OR SPACE TRAVEL.
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SPACE IS A VACUUM,
BUTTERCUP,
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NOT A PLACE THAT NEEDS
TO BE VACUUMED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HOPE THEY DO PICK YOU.
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THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO PICK ANY OF YOU LOSERS.
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LOOK AT YOU.
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'CAUSE I'M LOOKING
AT YOU,
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AND I'M LAUGHING.
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MOO-HA! HA HA HA!
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OH, LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN,
YOU WALKING STINK WAGON.
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PHEH. I HEAR
THESE MOTHER SHIPS
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ARE NOTHING BUT GIANT
LUNCH WAGONS, ANYWAY.
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I'LL BET YOU 50 BUCKS
YOU GET FED TO SOME SLIMY-TALKING WORM.
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HEH HEH HA HA HA!
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HO HO HO HO!
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YOUR SCARE TACTICS
DO NOT FRIGHTEN THE LUCKY ONE.
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DO YOU THINK
MY ALIEN BROTHERS WOULD CHOOSE
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A COWARD
AS THEIR NEW LEADER?
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NO, BECAUSE THEN
YOU'D BE GOING.
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BUT YOU'RE NOT, ARE YOU?
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YOU'RE STUCK DOWN HERE
WITH YOUR STINK BOMBS
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AND MUSTACHE-DRAWING
MARKERS.
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REMIND ME TO LAUGH
AT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE
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FROM MY GLORIOUS KINGDOM
IN OUTER SPACE.
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BUT, DAD,
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.
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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
FOR A DAD IF YOU LEAVE?
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OH, I'M SURE
THE MOTHER-SHIPPERS WILL LEAVE YOU
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WITH A SUITABLE
SUBSTITUTE.
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Echo: SUITABLE SUBSTITUTE,
SUITABLE SUBSTITUTE...
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CAN I BORROW THE CAR,
GUM-BALL DAD?
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I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD LET BRAK
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TAKE THE CAR,
GUM-BALL DEAR.
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HE DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO DRIVE.
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BUT HE KNOWS
HOW TO EAT GUM BALLS.
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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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GEE, THANKS,
GUM-BALL DAD.
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HEY, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT STAYING OUT
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ALL NIGHT
WITH THE WILD CROWD.
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IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
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MMM, THAT SOUNDS
DANGEROUS.
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AND WHAT GOES BETTER
WITH DANGER THAN GUM BALLS!
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[ALL LAUGH]
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ALL THE COLORS
OF THE RAINBOW!
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WHEE!
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OH, I LOVE YOU,
GUM-BALL DAD.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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Zorak: WHO CARES
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT?
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WHO CARES ABOUT ANY
OF THIS CRAP?
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COME ON, DORK,
WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES.
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OH, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO SEE?
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ASS DISASTER 4.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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NO SON OF MINE
IS GOING TO SEE
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A MOVIE
WITH THAT TITLE.
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NO, SIR.
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ACTUALLY, THE TITLE IS
A BIT MISLEADING, BRAK'S MOM.
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THE FILM, IN FACT,
IS ABOUT, UM...
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DONKEYS?
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YEAH, DONKEYS.
THERE YOU GO.
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HEH HEH HEH.
DONKEYS.
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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AW, COME ON, MOTHER.
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WHAT CAN GO WRONG
WHEN DONKEYS ARE AROUND?
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NOTHING,
THAT'S WHAT.
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YOU SEE, IN THE FILM,
A SCHOOL BUS IS ON FIRE.
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THE KIDS ARE COOKING,
AND THE DONKEYS JUST BLOW IN THERE--
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AAH! NO SPOILERS!
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OH, THERE'S MORE.
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[QUIETLY]
TRUST ME, PAL, YOU'LL SEE SOME THINGS
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YOU'VE NEVER
SEEN BEFORE.
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ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT SUPER DONKEYS?
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'CAUSE I LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT.
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HEH HEH.
YOU'RE IN FOR A SURPRISE, CHIEF.
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WELL, I SUPPOSE
YOU BOYS CAN GO, THEN.
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LET'S HIT IT.
THANKS, MOM.
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NOW, YOU'RE SURE THESE ARE
SUPER DONKEYS, RIGHT, ZORAK?
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'CAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO SEE NO MOVIE ABOUT NO REGULAR DONKEY,
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NOT WHEN SUPER DONKEYS
ARE ON THE TABLE.
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NO, SIR.
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OH, LOOK, THERE'S
MR. THUNDERCLEESE.
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I WONDER WHO
HE'S TALKING TO.
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Brak: HOWDY-DO THERE,
MR. THUNDERCLEESE!
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WHO'S THAT
YOU'RE TALKING TO?
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I WASN'T TALKING,
I WAS LISTENING.
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EARLIER IN THE CONVERSATION
I WAS TALKING,
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BUT YOU WEREN'T HERE,
SO HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?
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NO, SIR,
I WAS JUST--
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SEE TO IT THAT YOU DON'T.
MY PRIVACY IS SACRED.
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THOSE WHO VIOLATE IT
WILL BE INCINERATED.
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HEE-YAH!
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HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
MY NAME IS PEPPER.
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OH, HI, PEPPER.
MY NAME IS SALTY DOG.
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I'M A FISHERMAN.
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HIS NAME IS BRAK,
AND HE'S A FOOL.
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I THINK HE'S
PERFECTLY CHARMING.
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SAY, BRAK, WHO'S
YOUR FRIEND THERE?
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THE NAME'S ZORAK,
WITH A "Z,"
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THE SEXIEST LETTER
IN THE ALPHABET.
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THE MANTIS IS TROUBLE.
STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
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OH, I LIKE TROUBLE.
IT INTERESTS ME.
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OH, REALLY?
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THEN I MUST
INTEREST YOU.
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WELL, IT'S EARLY
IN THE GAME YET,
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BUT WE'LL SEE
HOW IT SHAKES OUT.
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OH, IT'LL SHAKE OUT.
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THIS I CAN
ASSURE YOU.
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STUPID ROBOT
NOT SO TOUGH.
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TELL ME WHEN
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
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UH, AAH, UH!
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[MAN GIGGLES]
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YOU WILL DIE!
HOO-HAH!
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EXCUSE ME, BUT BRAK HAS
A QUESTION FOR PEPPER.
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PEPPER, YOU'RE NOT
FROM AROUND HERE, ARE YOU, PEPPER?
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NO, BRAK.
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I'M IN TOWN DOING
SOME CONSULTING FOR A LARGE FIRM.
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I KNOW A LARGE FIRM
YOU CAN CONSULT WITH ANY TIME, BABY.
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HMM, DOES THAT PATTER
USUALLY WORK FOR YOU?
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'CAUSE IT'S WORKING
ON ME.
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OH, THERE'S A LOT MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
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[QUIETLY]
AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE I KEEP IT.
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HEY, ZORAK, WE'RE GONNA BE
LATE FOR THE PICTURE.
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SHUT UP.
I'M MAKING TIME HERE.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE DONKEYS?
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[ROARS]
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AAAH!
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COME ON, SUGAR LEGS.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO FOG UP SOME WINDOWS?
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HMM, THAT SOUNDS NICE,
BUT I REALLY HAVE A LOT TO DO.
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YEAH, YOU DO,
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'CAUSE THERE'S
A LOT OF ME TO HANDLE.
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RUFF.
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OH, YOU DIRTY
LITTLE BABY.
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OOH, YOU THINK
I NEED A SCRUBBIN'?
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COME ON,
SCRUB ME DOWN.
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ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND
GETTING A BITE TO EAT.
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OH, OK, OK,
YOUR PLAY, BABY.
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FIRST WE DINE,
THEN YOU'RE MINE.
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[LAUGHS DEVILISHLY]
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Man, on TV: WELL, FOLKS,
TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY.
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THE MOTHER SHIP WILL ARRIVE
TO SELECT THE LUCKY ONE.
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EVERYONE IS WONDERING
WHO IT WILL BE.
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WELL, THEY CAN
STOP WONDERING,
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BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY
BEEN SETTLED.
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I'M THE ONE
THEY'RE TAKING,
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THIS SWEET, LITTLE
PACKAGE RIGHT HERE.
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SAY, HONEY, WHY ARE YOU
SO ANXIOUS TO LEAVE US?
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MOTHER, IT'S NOT SO MUCH
THAT I WANT TO LEAVE,
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IT'S THAT I AM LEAVING.
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IT IS DESTINY,
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AND DESTINY IS
A DEMANDING MISTRESS.
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WHEN SHE CALLS YOU,
YOU CAN'T SAY,
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"OOH, IS IT ALL RIGHT
IF I SOAK IN THE TUB FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES?"
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OR, "I'M NOT READY.
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I HAVEN'T COMBED
MY HAIR YET. OOH!"
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DESTINY WON'T HAVE ANY
OF THAT HOOEY, NO SIR.
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SHE WANTS YOU
DRESSED AND READY
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IN YOUR SPACE CAPTAIN
ROCKET SUIT BY 7:00 SHARP.
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SO YOU SEE, MOTHER,
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I MUST DO WHAT FATE
HAS DEMANDED OF ME...
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NO MATTER HOW DIFFICULT
IT WILL BE FOR BOTH OF US.
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[SNORES]
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YES, YOU REST, MY SWEET.
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TOMORROW, YOUR CANDY MAN
IS OFF TO THE STARS.
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TOOT, TOOT!
AHOY, MATEYS!
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BRAK, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I WAS
AT THE MOVIES, MOM.
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FOR 36 HOURS?
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I MUST HAVE LOST
TRACK OF TIME.
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ALL THE HYPE WAS
TRUE, MOM.
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IF YOU SEE
ONE FILM IN YOUR LIFE,
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MAKE SURE IT'S
ASS DISASTER 4.
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WELL, I'M JUST GLAD
YOU'RE HOME SAFE.
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YEAH, ME, TOO.
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BRAK, WHERE THE HECK
DID YOU PUT
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MY NIGHT VISION
PARTY GOGGLES?
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I NEED THEM
FOR MY MISSION.
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HEY, I NEED
SOME COLOGNE, A SLEDGEHAMMER,
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AND A RAINCOAT--NOW!
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OOH, SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S
GOT HIMSELF A DATE.
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
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00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:10,490
ZORAK HAS A LOVER.
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00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:11,386
[KISSING SOUNDS]
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00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:15,027
OH, BABE, I LOVE YOU.
THIS IS GOOD STUFF.
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00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:16,564
[KISSING SOUNDS]
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00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,559
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
I LOVE YOU, TOO, ZORAK.
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00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:19,601
[SMACK]
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00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:20,225
DOLT!
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00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:21,269
I GUESS
I HAD THAT COMING.
233
00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,004
OH, IT'S SO WONDERFUL
TO BE IN LOVE,
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00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:24,800
ISN'T IT, DARLING?
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00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:25,711
YEAH, JUST DON'T
PROCREATE.
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00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:27,511
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET.
237
00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:29,943
HEY, ZORAK, WHAT'S
THAT THING ON YOUR ARM?
238
00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,009
OH, THAT'S
MY NEW TAT. CHECK IT OUT.
239
00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:35,178
Brak: "PEPPER--
MY SPICY BABY."
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00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:38,018
THAT'S PRETTY CLEVER.
WHO MADE THAT UP?
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00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:38,854
PEPPER DID.
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00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:39,988
SHE'S GOT BRAINS
AND A BODY
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00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:43,392
THAT DOESN'T STOP
TILL IT GETS TO THE LAST STOP.
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00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,386
HMM, PEPPER.
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00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,757
SAY, HONEY, ISN'T THAT
THE NAME OF THE YOUNG LADY
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00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:47,856
WHO STOPPED BY
THIS MORNING
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00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:48,997
ASKING THOSE
SURVEY QUESTIONS?
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00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:52,161
OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE
THAT DIDN'T LIKE MY HAPPY DANCE?
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00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:53,671
I DON'T REMEMBER.
250
00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:54,403
[RUMBLING]
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00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:55,867
AAH! THE MOTHER SHIP
HAS ARRIVED!
252
00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:57,665
MY PEOPLE HAVE COME FOR ME!
253
00:08:57,737 --> 00:08:58,337
WHOO-HOO!
254
00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:00,674
I'M RIGHT HERE,
MOTHER SHIP!
255
00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:01,610
HELLO TO YOU!
256
00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:05,114
Brak: HEY, LOOK, ZORAK.
THERE'S YOUR LOVER.
257
00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:06,007
[BRAK GROWLS]
258
00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:08,778
Voice: GREETINGS,
SPECIAL AGENT PEPPER.
259
00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:10,418
GREETINGS,
COMMODORE.
260
00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,023
OH, HOW DO YOU
LIKE THAT?
261
00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:13,554
PEPPER WORKS
FOR THE MOTHER SHIP.
262
00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:14,549
Zorak: WHAT?
263
00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:18,020
PEPPER, HAVE YOU COMPLETED
THE SELECTION PROCESS?
264
00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,290
YES, COMMODORE.
265
00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:21,988
I HAVE CHOSEN
THE LUCKY ONE.
266
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:22,731
EXCELLENT.
267
00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,455
GIVE US
THE COORDINATES.
268
00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:27,300
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
269
00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,842
WAIT,
I'M RIGHT HERE!
270
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:34,573
WHOO-HOO!
YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE.
271
00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,750
[MOTHER GASPS]
SISTO!
272
00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:40,482
[FARTS]
273
00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:43,216
Father:
WHO'S SISTO?
274
00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,752
Commodore: THE LUCKY ONE
IS ON BOARD.
275
00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:47,747
FIRST-RATE WORK, PEPPER.
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
276
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,560
WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.
277
00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,662
WHEN SHE SAID "MAN"
JUST NOW,
278
00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:53,834
SHE DIDN'T MEAN
MAN-MAN,
279
00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,803
SHE MEANT WO-MAN...
280
00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:57,532
RIGHT?
281
00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:58,896
WELL, I REALLY, UH...
282
00:09:58,965 --> 00:09:59,925
Commodore:
COME, PEPPER.
283
00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:03,139
IT IS TIME YOU RETURNED
TO YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN.
284
00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:03,802
[GASPS]
285
00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:05,169
DID YOU HEAR
THAT, ZORAK?
286
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,067
SHE'S MARRIED!
287
00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,438
YOU'VE GIVEN
YOUR HEART
288
00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:08,406
TO A MARRIED
WOMAN.
289
00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,184
SHE'S NOT A WOMAN,
YOU IDIOT.
290
00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:11,142
SHE'S A DUDE.
291
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,010
PEPPER, YOU'RE A DUDE!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
292
00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,919
IT'S NOT SOMETHING
I USUALLY FEEL I HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
293
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:19,222
YOU DON'T GO AROUND
TELLING PEOPLE WHAT GENDER YOU ARE,
294
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,245
YOU JUST KIND OF ASSUME
THAT THEY KNOW.
295
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,590
BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE HIGH VOICE?
296
00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,986
WE ALL TALK
THIS WAY.
297
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:25,887
HE'S RIGHT.
298
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,888
ECCHH.
YOU DUPED ME, YOU FRIGGIN' DUPER.
299
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,301
YOU? WHAT ABOUT ME?
300
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,403
YOU NEVER HAD
A CHANCE, LITTLE MAN.
301
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,936
[GIGGLES]
302
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,642
I DIDN'T WANT
TO GO, ANYWAY.
303
00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:41,143
I COULD NEVER LEAVE
MY PRECIOUS FAMILY.
304
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,037
OH, PLEASE.
305
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:45,308
IT IS TIME TO DEPART.
COME ALONG, PEPPER.
306
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,608
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I FELL FOR THIS.
307
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:48,710
HOW DID I NOT KNOW?
308
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,321
UH, HEY, BUDDY,
LET'S JUST KEEP OUR LITTLE BUSINESS
309
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,324
BETWEEN US, OK?
310
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,415
I WAS EXPERIMENTING.
IT GETS LONELY ON THE ROAD.
311
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,358
SEE YOU LATER, CHUM.
312
00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,663
Commodore: AND NOW,
WE BID YOU FAREWELL.
313
00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,385
BUT FIRST,
A QUESTION:
314
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:04,300
HOW LONG DO YOU
GENERALLY COOK YOURSELVES
315
00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:05,463
BEFORE YOU'RE READY
TO BE EATEN
316
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:08,871
BY A SHIP FULL
OF VERY HUNGRY SPACE TRAVELERS?
317
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,574
I FOUND
THE RECIPE, SIR.
318
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:13,566
NEVER MIND.
NICE WORK, COOKIE. GET A ROPE.
319
00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,909
[BRAK LAUGHING]
320
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,875
OH, LOOK
AT THOSE DONKEYS.
321
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,283
Zorak:
WHAT A FRIGGIN' GYP.
322
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,875
LOOK AT THEM. OH!
323
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,306
[LAUGHING HEARTILY]
324
00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,451
OH, BOY!
IT GETS ME EVERY TIME!
325
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,287
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE DID IT!
326
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,452
OH, NO, HERE COMES
THE GOOD PART...
327
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,720
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