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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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SAY, MOTHER, DO YOU
LIKE MY NEW BOOTS?
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NO, I DON'T.
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LOOK AT THE DRAGONS,
BABY. THEY ROCK!
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WHERE DID YOU
GET THOSE HIDEOUS THINGS ANYWAY?
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FROM ROCKIN' STEVE.
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WHO?
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THIS MORNING
WHEN I WAS OUT GETTING THE PAPER,
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HE PULLED UP IN
HIS VAN, AND HE SAID,
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"HEY! WHAT'S UP,
DAD, MY BROTHER?"
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AND I SAID,
"YOU KNOW, NOT MUCH.
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HANGING OUT.
GETTING MY PAPER."
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THEN HE SAID,
"I GOT SOME BOOTS
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"IN THE BACK
OF MY VAN HERE
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THAT WOULD LOOK
HOT ON YOU, DADDY."
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AND I SAID,
"WELL, BREAK 'EM OUT, ROCKIN' STEVE."
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NEXT THING I KNOW,
I'M SITTING HERE IN THESE ROCKIN' BABIES.
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JUST TAKE THEM OFF.
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THEY'RE MARKING UP
MY KITCHEN FLOOR.
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WELL, YOU TANGLE
WITH THE DRAGONS,
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YOU'RE GONNA GET BURNT.
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HEY, EVERYBODY!
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WHAT AN ENTRY LINE!
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I DECLARE THE ICE
IN THIS ROOM OFFICIALLY BROKEN!
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TO YOU, SIR,
I SAY, "BRAVO! BRAVO INDEED!"
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HEY, BRAK,
WHO'S THIS CHATTY,
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LITTLE BUMPKIN
YOU HAVE WITH YOU?
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OH, THIS IS MY NEW
FRIEND CLARENCE.
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MY BRAIN CAN'T
BELIEVE WHAT
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MY EARS HAVE
JUST TOLD THEM!
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BRAK CALLED ME
HIS FRIEND!
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THAT'S
SO RADICAL!
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WELCOME TO OUR
HOME, CLARENCE.
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THANK YOU,
MADAM.
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IT IS NOT OFTEN
ONE IS GRANTED THE OPPORTUNITY
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TO ENTER
THE DOMAIN OF HIS IDOL.
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I AM TRULY
BLESSED.
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HE'S BEEN SAYING STUFF
LIKE THAT ALL DAY.
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[WHISPERING]
He's a very big fan.
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I CONSIDER
MYSELF THE WORLD'S
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MOST FOREMOST
BRAKOLOGIST,
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AN EXPERT,
IF YOU WILL.
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GOOD FOR YOU. MOTHER,
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
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OH, I'M INTERESTED
IN THAT MYSELF.
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WHAT KIND OF
NOURISHMENT IS REQUIRED TO KEEP
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BRAK'S NIMBLE MIND
RUNNING AT FULL CAPACITY?
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UH, WHO IS
THIS JOKER AGAIN?
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CLARENCE,
THE WORLD'S
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MOST FOREMOST
BRAKOLOGIST.
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SAY, CLARENCE, WOULD
YOU LIKE TO GAZE
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INTO THE EYES
OF THE DRAGON?
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NO, HONEY,
HE WOULDN'T.
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BRAK, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE CLARENCE UP
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AND SHOW HIM
YOUR ROOM?
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OH! BRAK'S ROOM!
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I DON'T THINK
MY LITTLE HEART
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COULD STAND
THE EXCITEMENT!
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IT'S TOO MUCH!
TOO SOON!
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Brak: YOU'LL BE
FINE, BUDDY.
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JUST FOLLOW ME.
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Clarence: JACK COOPER
IS NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!
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MIND IF I TAKE
SOME DIGITAL PICS?
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WELL, BRAK CERTAINLY
HAS HIMSELF A NEW ADMIRER.
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IT'S KIND OF CREEPY,
IF YOU ASK ME.
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S CREEPY:
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A MAN YOUR
AGE WEARING DRAGON BOOTS.
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SIT STILL.
I'M TAKING THEM OFF.
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AW, MOTHER,
DO YOU HAVE TO TAK--
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OH, I GUESS YOU DO.
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THESE BOOTS ARE
GOING RIGHT BACK TO ROCKIN' STEVE.
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ALL RIGHT,
BUT HE'S NOT REAL BIG ON REFUNDS.
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HEY, LOOK!
THERE'S LITTLE FROGS ON MY SOCKS!
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HELLO, MOTHER.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME GIVE
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THIS LITTLE
FROGGY A KISS?
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[KISSING]
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Mother, shutting
door: NO.
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[SIGHING]
MAYBE LATER, BOYS.
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SHE'LL BE BACK.
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SHE LIVES HERE.
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Brak: AND FINALLY,
THIS IS MY CHARLIE'S ANGELS CLAN.
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I NAMED IT THAT
'CAUSE OF THE HAT.
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AND THAT CONCLUDES
THE TOUR OF MY STUFF.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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OH, IT'S ALL THAT I
IMAGINED IT WOULD BE
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TO THE 14th POWER.
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NOW I KNOW HOW
LORD MANLY FELT
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WHEN HE WAS HONORED
IN THE CIRCLE OF HEROES.
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LORD WHAT NOW?
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HE'S A CHARACTER
OF MY OWN INVENTION.
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I HAVE A HYPERACTIVE
IMAGINATION.
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THE DOCTOR SAYS
I'M DELUSIONAL,
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BUT MY MOM JUST
CALLS IT YAMMERING.
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THEN SHE SLAPS ME.
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[GIGGLES]
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SAY, DO YOU MIND
IF I ASK YOU A FEW MORE QUESTIONS?
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
ANY MORE QUESTIONS.
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I'M TIRED.
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[CRYING]
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I JUST WANT
TO ASK A QUESTION.
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[CRYING]
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ALL RIGHT.
GO AHEAD.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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NOW, BRAK, DO YOU
HAVE ANY ALLERGIES?
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BECAUSE LET ME
JUST GO ON TO SAY THAT I DO.
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I HAVE THEM ALL.
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I OFTEN WAKE UP
SOAKED IN SWEAT.
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DOES THAT
FASCINATE YOU,
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OR WAS THAT JUST
A SILLY QUESTION?
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WELL, I DON'T
REALLY...
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BRAK, IF YOU
DISAPPEARED ONE DAY,
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WHO WOULD YOU WANT
TO REPLACE YOU?
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A-HA!
ZORAK IS HERE!
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HEY. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HANGING AROUND WITH THIS CRAP SACK?
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OH, CLARENCE?
HE'S STUDYING ME.
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REALLY?
THAT'S NICE.
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WANT ME TO BEAT HIM
SENSELESS?
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BECAUSE I WILL,
AND I WON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT EITHER.
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IN FACT, I'LL FEEL
GOOD! REAL GOOD!
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I'M VERY
FRIGHTENED, BRAK.
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I WISH LORD MANLY
WAS HERE.
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[WHIMPERING]
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YOU BETTER GET HIM
OUT OF HERE BEFORE HIS BLADDER GOES.
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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO HURT HIM, ZORAK.
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INCLUDING CLARENCE,
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I NOW HAVE TWO
BEST FRIENDS.
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YEAH? WHO'S
THE OTHER CHUMP?
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IT'S YOU.
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OH, GREAT. HAVE YOU
TOLD ANYBODY THAT?
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BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE,
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GO
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BEAT THAT MEMORY
OUT OF THEM...
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WITH A PIPE!
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Clarence:
I HAVE GYMNASTICS FOR BOYS AT 7:00.
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DON'T FORGET
TO STRETCH!
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[CLOSING DOOR]
YES, SIR.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO
YOU WANT TO DO?
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DO YOU WANT TO MAKE
LOVE, DARLING?
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WHAT DID YOU
SAY TO ME?!
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I WASN'T
TALKING TO YOU!
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I WAS PRACTICING FOR
MY WEDDING NIGHT.
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WHAT?!
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DON'T YOU EVER
WONDER HOW
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SOMETHING'S
GOING TO SOUND
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BEFORE YOU SAY IT
IN A REAL SITUATION?
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OH, YOU MEAN LIKE,
"PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!"
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OR "HOW MUCH
FOR THE TWINS?"
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YEAH...I GUESS.
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COME ON. LET'S GO
BURN SOME HAIR.
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NO, I CAIN'T.
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I GOT TO GO SPEND
SOME TIME WITH CHARLIE.
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WHATEVER.
I'M BURNING HAIR.
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WHAT UP, BUDDY?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
KEEP ON WALKING.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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WAY TO TELL HIM, DAD.
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Narrator:
SO DAY BECAME NIGHT
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AND THEN DAY ONCE MORE.
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[SQUEAKING
RHYTHMICALLY]
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PRETTY SNAZZY, NO?
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NO.
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LOCK THE DOOR!
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BOLT
THE WINDOWS!
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DO IT QUICK!
HE'S COMING!
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ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT JESUS?
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NO, I'M TALKING
ABOUT CLARENCE!
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HE FOLLOWED ME
AROUND ALL DAY,
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REPEATING
EVERYTHING I SAID.
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HE EVEN SAT ON
MY DESK AND SANG A SONG ABOUT MATH!
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I DITCHED HIM
AT LUNCH, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
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HE COULD POP UP
ANYWHERE!
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OH, HE'S ALREADY
HERE, BRAK.
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HE'S BEEN HERE
ALL AFTERNOON.
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[SPUTTERING]
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WHY'D YOU LET HIM
IN THE HOUSE?
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WELL, HE JUST MARCHED
IN HERE WEARING
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THAT STUPID UNIFORM
YOU WEAR.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU.
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BY THE WAY, I GAVE HIM
YOUR ALLOWANCE.
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AND YOUR AFTER
SCHOOL COOKIES.
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WELL, HE WAS HUNGRY,
AND HE'S SO POLITE.
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AW, MAN!
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I THINK IT'S CUTE THAT
YOU HAVE A LITTLE PAL
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THAT WANTS TO BE
JUST LIKE YOU.
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I DON'T GET IT
MYSELF.
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Clarence:
HEY, EVERYONE!
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BRAK IS HERE AND
THAT'S PERFECTLY CLEAR!
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CLARENCE, YOU'RE
NOT BRAK! I'M BRAK!
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ROODY-DOODY-DOO.
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I'M BRAK, TOO!
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I SAY CRAZY
STUFF ALL DAY, AND PEOPLE LOVE ME.
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SEE? LOOK AT ME!
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THE QUEEN OF FRANCE
IN MY BRAND-NEW PANTS!
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I'M UPSIDE-DOWN
IN A CAR,
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DRIVING AROUND
TO THE GROCERY STORE.
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[LAUGHING]
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OH, HOW PRECIOUS!
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IT'S NOT PRECIOUS.
IT'S STUPID!
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IT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE!
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I DON'T KNOW,
OLD BRAK.
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IT MAKES
SENSE TO ME.
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WHY DID YOU CALL
ME "O BRAK?"
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I GOT TO HAVE SOME
WAY TO KEEP YOU TWO
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JOKERS STRAIGHT,
RIGHT, NEW BRAK?
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I'VE GOT BOW
TIES ON MY FEET.
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I MUST
BE WALKING WITH MY NECK!
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ROODY-DOODY-DOO.
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STOP SAYING
"ROODY-DOODY-DOO!"
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THAT'S MY BIT!
GET YOUR OWN!
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HOW ABOUT
SPLING-BLING,
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BLING-BLING,
SPLEEDILY-DEE-DEE?
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHING]
STOP, NEW BRAK!
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YOU'RE KILLING US
WITH YOUR CUTENESS!
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MERCY!
THAT IS FRESH!
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT OUTFIT?
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WHO KNOWS WHERE
CLOTHES COME FROM?
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NOT ME, BECAUSE
I'M CRAZY BRAK!
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BLEEDA-LEEDA-
LEEDA-DEE-DEE!
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I WANT YOU OUT OF
MY HOUSE THIS INSTANT!
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WELL, I GUESS
I'D BETTER GO.
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IT'S TIME
TO RUN CRAZY IN THE STREETS.
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LA-LA, LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA.
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Clarence: LA-LA,
LA-LA, LA-LA-LA. CRAZY!
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MAN, THIS
IS TERRIBLE!
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WHAT AM I
GOING TO DO?
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OH, HONEY, IT'S
JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE PHASE.
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HE'LL GET OVER IT SOON,
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AND YOU'LL STILL
HAVE YOURSELF A NEW FRIEND.
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YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND, MOM.
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IF CLARENCE CAN GET
AWAY WITH BEING ME,
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THEN EVERYONE
WILL WANT A PIECE OF THE BRAK PIE.
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[MECHANICAL JABBERING]
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I'M CRAZY BRAK.
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HA HA HA!
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[MECHANICAL
JABBERING]
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YOU SEE
WHAT I MEAN?
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BRAK, SOMETIMES
WHEN PEOPLE
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WANT TO BE YOU,
YOU SHOULD LET THEM,
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BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS
IF THEY TURN OUT
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TO BE BETTER AT BEING
YOU THAN YOU ARE?
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WHAT THEN?
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YOU'RE STUCK HOLDING
THE BAG, MY FRIEND,
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00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:02,984
AND WHAT'S
IN THE BAG?
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00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,719
SUGAR WOULD
BE MY GUESS,
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00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,094
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?
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I'M SHOELESS BRAK,
THE CRAZY MAN,
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LOO-DOO,
DEE-DOO, DEE-DOO.
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[CHUCKLING]
DOO-DEE-DOO.
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00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,394
NOW, LET'S GO
WATCH THE TV
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00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,729
UNTIL OUR MINDS
FALL ASLEEP.
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AMEN.
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Narrator: IMAGINE
THAT IT'S LATER NOW,
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ABOUT 2 HOURS.
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Man, on TV: YOU KNOW,
NOW THAT I HAVE A LITTLE MORE TIME ON MY HANDS,
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I'VE DISCOVERED
THE JOYS OF STAIN REMOVAL.
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YOU SEE, MOST OF MY CLOTHES
ARE VERY BADLY STAINED--
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Dad: NO, THANK YOU.
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BANANAS.
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WAIT! GO BACK!
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HEY, EVERYBODY!
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♪ IT'S THE BRAK SHOW,
IT'S THE BRAK SHOW ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A WONDERFUL TIME ♪
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MY NAME IS BRAK.
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THIS SHOW IS
ALL ABOUT ME,
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AND WHO WOULD I BE
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WITHOUT MY BEST
FRIEND ZORAK?
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Clarence, as Zorak:
MY NAME IS ZORAK.
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I'M EVIL AND DUMB.
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MO-HA-HA-HA!
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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HEY! HERE'S A CALL
ON OUR BRAK HOT LINE.
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LET'S SEE WHO IT IS.
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HELLO, CALLER.
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00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:57,943
WELCOME TO BRAK TALK.
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00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:59,544
Zorak: HEY,
YOU LITTLE [BEEP BEEP].
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00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:01,035
GET RID
OF THAT PUPPET,
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00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:01,907
OR I'M GOING
TO COME DOWN THERE
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00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:03,244
AND RAM IT INTO YOU
THE HARD WAY!
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00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,749
OOPS! NO MORE CALLS
FROM THAT NUMBER.
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00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,081
TIME FOR ANOTHER SONG.
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00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:08,176
♪ I LOVE BEANS
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00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:09,177
♪ BEANS, BEANS, BEANS
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00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,778
THAT'S IT!
HE'S BUTCHERING MY FAVORITE TUNE!
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00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:17,221
I'M GOING DOWN TO
THAT TV STUDIO AND GET MY BRAK BACK!
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00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,990
♪ LIMA, SOY,
AND PINTO BEANS ♪
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00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,189
♪ LI-LI-LI
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♪ I LOVE BEANS
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HEY, LOOK WHO
I SEE, EVERYBODY!
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00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:25,357
IT'S OLD BRAK!
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00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:26,901
HOW'S IT GOING,
LITTLE BUDDY?
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00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,466
CLARENCE,
STOP THE CHARADE.
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00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:31,074
THERE'S ONLY ROOM
ON THIS PLANET FOR ONE ME,
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00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,407
AND YOU'RE
LOOKING AT ME!
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00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:33,541
BUT WHY CAN'T
WE BOTH BE YOU?
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00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:36,636
YOUR LIFE IS RICH
ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A THOUSAND BRAKS.
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00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:39,309
BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU
EVER CONSIDERED FRANCHISING?
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00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:40,748
IT COULD BE
VERY LUCRATIVE.
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00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,653
CLARENCE, I'M ME,
AND THAT'S IT!
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00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,015
NOW TAKE OFF
THAT COSTUME!
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00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,923
HMM. LET ME
CONSULT WITH MY EVIL PAL ZORAK.
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00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:49,686
ZORAK, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF OLD BRAK'S OFFER?
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00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,455
Clarence, as Zorak:
TELL HIM TO STUFF HIS OFFER!
303
00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,325
OH, HA-HA, HA-HA!
304
00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:55,663
YOU HEARD
THE MANTIS.
305
00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,228
WE DO NOT ACCEPT
YOUR OFFER.
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00:09:57,296 --> 00:10:01,526
THEN WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO SETTLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN.
307
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,040
OH, THIS LOOKS
LIKE TROUBLE.
308
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,002
NOT SO FAST, BOYS.
309
00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:07,571
HI. I'M RON
"JAWS" JAWORSKI.
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00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,140
AND I'M
JIM PLUNKETT.
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00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,078
WE TRAVEL THE GALAXY
312
00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:12,112
SOLVING PROBLEMS
JUST LIKE YOURS.
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00:10:12,178 --> 00:10:14,208
THAT'S RIGHT, JAWS,
FOR TOGETHER WE ARE
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00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,150
THE QUARTERBACK
JUSTICE TEAM!
315
00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:17,345
Together:
DOWN, SET, HUT!
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00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,986
ALL RIGHT,
GUYS, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?
317
00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:21,122
WELL, MY
NAME'S BRAK.
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00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,487
MINE, TOO.
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00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,656
YOU SEE, THIS GUY
HERE WANTS TO BE ME,
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00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,555
BUT I'M ALREADY ME,
AND I DON'T WANT HIM
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00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,926
TO BE ME AT THE SAME
TIME THAT I'M ME!
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00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,256
IT'S PUTTING ME
OVER THE EDGE!
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00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:33,071
YOU GOT IT?
324
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,202
HMM. WHAT DO YOU
THINK, BUDDY?
325
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:36,137
HELL IF I KNOW.
326
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,472
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I THINK.
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00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:39,536
I THINK THIS IS NOT
A FOOTBALL PROBLEM.
328
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,205
IT'S CREEPING ME
OUT, JAWS.
329
00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:42,743
YEAH, ME, TOO, MAN.
330
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:43,978
THESE GUYS
ARE FREAKS.
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00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,783
HEY, LET'S GO
GET A COCKTAIL.
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00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:46,505
MY KNEES HURT.
333
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,879
GOOD CALL! COCKTAILS
ON MY COUNT.
334
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,348
Together:
DOWN, SET, HUT!
335
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,220
WELL, ONCE MORE
WE'RE AT AN IMPASSE.
336
00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:55,346
YOU KNOW WHAT,
CLARENCE?
337
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:56,591
I THINK I HAVE
A SOLUTION.
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00:10:56,655 --> 00:11:00,025
IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO BE SOMEBODY INTERESTING,
339
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:02,032
I KNOW JUST THE GUY.
340
00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:05,364
[LAUGHING]
341
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:06,331
[GIGGLES]
342
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,799
MOTHER, WHAT'S
FOR DINNER?
343
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,967
ASK HER WHERE
YOUR PAPER IS.
344
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:10,836
OH, OK.
345
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,973
MOTHER, WHERE
IS MY PAPER?
346
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,470
[LAUGHTER]
347
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:18,341
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH
MY DRAGON BOOTS?
348
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,181
I LOVE YOUR SWEATER.
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
349
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:22,946
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