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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

[RUMBLING]

[LAUGHING]

WELL, IF THAT DOESN'T BEAT ALL!

A GIANT WORM JUST TORE A BIG HOLE IN OUR FRONT YARD.

THAT'S NICE, DEAR.

[LAUGHING]

THAT DOGHOUSE CHARLIE. HE TOPS HIMSELF EVERY DAY.

LOOK AT THIS ONE.

ISN'T THAT FUNNY?

I TELL YOU, IF DOGS COULD ONLY TALK AND WEAR BATHING SUITS,

WHAT A LIFE THIS WOULD BE.

WE HAVE A GIANT WORM IN OUR YARD!

WHAT?! THUNDERCLEESE MUST BE USING

GIANT WORM REPELLENT ON HIS YARD AGAIN.

NOW THAT WORM WILL DESTROY EVERY YARD BUT HIS.

IT'S BULLHUNK!

WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN DOWN TO SOFTY'S HARDWARE AND BUY SOME?

BECAUSE GIANT WORM REPELLENT COSTS MONEY, COMRADE MOTHER,

AND MONEY IS NOTHING BUT AN EVIL YOKE

THAT THE CAPITALIST SLAVE-MASTERS HAVE CHAINED

TO THE NECK OF THE WORKING CLASS OXEN.

WHAT? WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?

OH, THAT WAS DOGHOUSE CHARLIE'S CAPTION FROM YESTERDAY.

SOMETIMES HE MIXES IN

A POLITICAL MESSAGE

WITH A SPECIAL BRAND OF HUMOR.

THAT STINKING WORM!

[YELLING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

WELL, THAT'S IT, SIR. YOUR NEW SATELLITE DISH IS ALL HOOKED UP.

SO I SHOULD BE ABLE TO WATCH ALL AVAILABLE CHANNELS?

ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS, WAR--

OH, NO, YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE ANY OF THAT.

WELL, WHAT AM I GOING TO SEE?

I'D SAY SOME STATIC, SOME FUZZ,

AND A LOT OF NOISE WHICH SOUNDS LIKE THIS:

[YELLING GIBBERISH]

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO LIVE.

I WONDER, HOW WILL YOU SPEND THEM?

WELL, I RECKON I COULD POO MY JUMPSUIT

OR EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT I'M NOT YOUR PROBLEM.

THAT THERE TREE IN YOUR NEIGHBOR'S YARD IS THE PROBLEM.

IT'S BLOCKING YOUR TRANSMISSION PATH.

WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT IT?

THAT AIN'T MY DEPARTMENT.

IF I WAS YOU, THOUGH,

I'D HIKE ON OVER TO MY NEIGHBOR

AND ASK HIM TO CUT--

[EXPLOSION]

[CRACKING]

[CRASH]

WHOA! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN.

OH, PIPE DOWN.

I'M GOING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED.

WELL, OK. I'LL STAY HERE

AND SING A LITTLE SONG TO KEEP MY SPIRITS UP.

♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE

♪ SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS

♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE

♪ OFF TO THE FAIR I GO

♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE

♪ I'M ENJOYING LIFE NOW

♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE

♪ REFRESHING MANGO DRINK

HEY THERE, MOTHER! SO WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE?

WELL, APPARENTLY, THUNDERCLEESE DESTROYED OUR TREE

BECAUSE IT WAS BLOCKING HIS SATELLITE RECEPTION.

WHAT?!

[YELLING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

THUNDERCLEESE IS A ROBOT, DEAR. HE'S VERY IMPULSIVE.

I'M SURE HE JUST SAW A PROBLEM AND SOLVED IT.

WELL, NOW HE'S GOT A WHOLE NEW PROBLEM,

AND HIS NAME IS ME!

THAT TREE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 5 YEARS.

I'VE BEEN AFTER YOU FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG

TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

WELL, NOW I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

TONIGHT, IN THE DARK OF NIGHT,

AFTER NIGHT IS SHROUDED IN MY DARK PLAN,

IN ITS NIGHTLY DARKNESS,

I WILL EXACT MY REVENGE!

[DOOR OPENS]

♪ DAD IS GOING TO GET

♪ REVENGE TONIGHT

♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE, REVENGE, HEY! ♪

Narrator: THE VERY NEXT MORNING, AFTER COFFEE,

THE FOLLOWING EVENTS TOOK PLACE.

SAY, MOTHER, HAVE YOU SAID,

"GOOD MORNING" TO OUR GUEST?

DID YOU TAKE THAT FROM THUNDERCLEESE'S YARD?

YOU BET I DID, CHA-CHA.

NOW PARK YOUR CANDY IN THAT CHAIR,

AND LET'S ENJOY THE MOMENT.

THAT BUNNY IS THE PRIDE OF THUNDERCLEESE'S YARD.

HE'S GOING TO BE FURIOUS WITH YOU.

CALM DOWN, MOTHER. HOW'S HE GOING TO KNOW WHO TOOK IT?

HE DIDN'T SEE ME.

I MELTED INTO THE NIGHT.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH THIS BUNNY, ANYWAY?

LOOK AT IT! IT'S SO STUPID.

HEY, STUPID BUNNY! YOU'RE VERY STUPID, AREN'T YOU?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING IN RESPONSE TO MY INSULTS OF YOU?

NO, I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU WOULD,

BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID LIKE YOUR STUPID FORMER OWNER,

STUPIDCLEESE.

STUPIDCLEESE?!

STUPIDCLEESE, HUH?

HEY, LITTLE BUNNY, DO YOU WANT TO SEE TODAY'S DOGHOUSE CHARLIE?

AH, WHAT'S THE USE? YOU WOULDN'T GET IT.

HONEY, DID YOU LEAVE THE GATE OPEN ON YOUR PIGPEN?

OF COURSE NOT. WHY DO YOU ASK?

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT OUT.

THEY'RE ALL OVER THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

NO! MY SWEET POTBELLIED PIGS!

I'VE LIBERATED YOUR SWINE!

HOW DOES THAT GRAB YOU? HA! AWAY!

ALL RIGHT, THUNDERCLEESE. I SEE YOUR LIBERATION OF MY POTBELLIED PIGS,

AND I RAISE YOU WITH A LITTLE SURPRISE OF MY OWN.

[RINGING]

Man: HOLA?

HELLO, CHIEF ONECOAT'S PAINT WHILE-U-WAIT?

YOU GOT IT.

AND AM I SPEAKING TO CHIEF ONECOAT?

NO, MAN. HE'S DEAD. HE DIED A LONG TIME AGO.

OH, THEN PLEASE OFFER MY CONDOLENCES TO MRS. ONECOAT.

YEAH, SHE'S DEAD, TOO. THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

LISTEN, DO YOU WANT TO DO BUSINESS OR WHAT?

YES, MY NAME IS THUNDERCLEESE,

AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PAINT MY FORTRESS. CAN YOU FIT ME IN TODAY?

SI, I GOT 40 GUYS AND A VAN WAITING

TO PAINT YOUR HOUSE, MAN.

WHAT COLOR YOU WANT IT?

DO SOMETHING THAT REFLECTS YOUR RICH AND COLORFUL CULTURE.

HAVE FUN WITH IT. MY ADDRESS IS--

WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. WE'RE ON THE WAY.

[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

AH! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY FORTRESS?

OH, THAT'S A LITTLE PRESENT MY PIGS WANTED YOU TO HAVE

TO THANK YOU FOR THEIR FREEDOM.

YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

OH, YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GOING TO MARCH OVER THERE,

APOLOGIZE TO THUNDERCLEESE,

AND GET OUR ROOF BACK!

BUT HE STARTED IT, MOTHER--

I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT.

GET OVER THERE NOW!

OH, ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE NEED A ROOF ANYWAY.

JUST PUT ON A HAT AND GET OVER IT.

ALL RIGHT, THUNDERCLEESE.

MY WIFE WANTS OUR ROOF BACK. NOW, HAND IT OVER.

YOU'LL GET YOUR ROOF BACK WHEN I HEAR AN APOLOGY.

APOLOGY? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED

MY PRECIOUS DEAD TREE, SCATTERED MY LOVELY PIGS,

AND TOOK THE FREAKING ROOF OFF MY HOUSE!

WELL, YOU STOLE MY YARD BUNNY

AND DEFACED MY GLORIOUS FORTRESS!

HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A DEAL?

EVERY DAY YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY ROOF BACK,

I SEND YOU ONE PIECE OF YOUR STUPID RABBIT!

DO NOT HARM THE BUNNY!

OH, ARE YOU GOING TO CRY, YOU BIG, FAT IDIOT?

I AM NOT AN IDIOT! YOU ARE THE IDIOT!

NO, YOU ARE. A BIG, FAT IDIOT.

NO, IT'S RIGHT. I NAILED THAT ONE.

[YELLING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

WH-WHERE ARE WE?

IN THE BELLY OF A GIANT WORM.

THE VIBRATIONS FROM OUR SHOUTING MUST HAVE ATTRACTED HIM.

VIBRATIONS FROM YOUR SHOUTING. I WASN'T SHOUTING!

YOU WERE SHOUTING JUST AS MUCH AS I WAS!

YOU WERE SHOUTING MORE THAN I WAS!

YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE CONFUSED, SO I AM THE WINNER.

HO HO HO!

NOW, JUST USE YOUR LITTLE WHIZZBANGER

TO GET US OUT OF HERE, WHY DON'T YOU?

STAND BACK...OR DON'T. I DON'T CARE.

[SCREAMING]

Voice: WHAT ARE YOU MORONS TRYING TO DO, KILL ME?

WHO SAID THAT?

SHOW YOURSELF, PHANTOM!

OK, JUST DON'T FIRE THAT SHOOTER ANYMORE.

I'M VERY FLAMMABLE.

WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL ME PETROLEUM JOE?

I MEAN, WHY WOULD THEY CALL ANYONE PETROLEUM JOE,

UNLESS HE WAS MADE OUT OF PETROLEUM?

GOD DOGGIT!

BESIDES, THAT LASER'S NOT GONNA DO YOU ANY GOOD.

THIS IS A LEAD-BELLY WORM.

I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.

HA HA! YOU'RE AFRAID. WET YOUR PANTS WITH LEMONADE.

HEY, THAT'S A GOOD ONE!

I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE IN--

WELL, I'VE NEVER HEARD IT!

THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT SO MUCH!

MAN, I THINK I LOVE YOU GUYS!

[LAUGHING]

YEAH, SAY, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE, SPORT?

AH! A LONG TIME, BROTHER.

HEY, HOW'S THINGS ON THE OUTSIDE?

DO THEY STILL HAVE NAKED LADIES?

THAT'S MY FAVORITE KIND.

AWOOOOGA!

I'D LIKE TO HOT-WIRE ONE OF THOSE BABIES AND DRIVE IT UPTOWN!

AWOOGA! WOO HA HA!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

HE IS REFERRING TO CARNAL PLEASURES.

OH, LIKE THE FERRIS WHEEL.

YES, LIKE THE FERRIS WHEEL.

HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

LET'S GET SOME CARDS AND SOME DRINKIN' LIQUOR

AND JUST HAVE A BIG PARTY.

WE CAN INVITE SOME NAKED LADIES!

HOO HOO! HA HA HA!

IT'LL BE GREAT! WHAT DO YOU SAY?

PARTY TIME, FUN TIME, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

WE DO NOT POSSESS ANY OF THOSE ITEMS.

WELL, THEN DON'T TALK TO ME!

I'M SICK OF YOU GUYS!

YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY

ON PETROLEUM JOE'S SPIT LIST.

[SPITS]

HEY, HEY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO PISS OFF MY BEST FRIENDS, RIGHT?

[LAUGHING]

TELL ME YOUR NAMES. I WANT TO SCRATCH THEM IN MY ARM.

NEVER MIND THAT. HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?

WELL, HERE'S MY PLAN. I THINK IT'S PRETTY SOLID.

SIT DOWN AND WAIT TO BE DIGESTED.

THAT'S IT! WHAT DO YOU THINK?

OH, I DON'T WANT TO BE DIGESTED!

HOW LONG WOULD THIS DIGESTION TAKE?

WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

YOU'RE A THINKER, AREN'T YOU?

THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU, MAN-- FOR YOUR MIND!

JUST TELL ME HOW LONG!

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN HERE 10 YEARS,

AND I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE DROP OF GASTRIC JUICE.

WHAT'S THAT TELL YA?

IT TELLS ME YOUR PLAN IS USELESS.

OH, GREAT. WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE.

[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

UH-OH, SHE'S GOING UP FOR AIR.

GRAB ON TO SOMETHING, BOYS!

WOW, THIS SURE IS A NICE TANK, ZORAK.

WHERE'D YOU GET IT AGAIN?

I TOLD YOU, IT WAS FREE.

MAN, WE HAVEN'T SEEN A PIG FOR HOURS.

I MUST'VE GOT THEM ALL.

MY DAD'S NOT GOING TO LIKE YOU HITTING

HIS PRIZED PIGS WITH WATER BOMBS.

OH, ABOUT THOSE WATER BOMBS...

THOSE WERE LIVE SHELLS.

BLAM-O! HA HA HA!

YOU TOLD ME THAT WAS WATER!

YEAH, I LIED ABOUT THAT. I LIE A LOT.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME COOL.

HEY, LOOK AT THAT GIANT WORM!

HEY, LOAD UP ONE OF THOSE SHELLS.

I'M GONNA SPANK HIM.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT FOR?

HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S BAD?

NOW, LOCK AND FRIGGING LOAD!

WELL, THIS IS JUST SUPER. WE'RE DEAD.

AND WHOSE FAULT DO YOU THINK THAT IS, HUH?

I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE! I'M A ROBOT!

WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOU ARE HERE. HAPPY NOW?

HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.

LET'S PUT OUR UNTIMELY DEATHS BEHIND US

AND MOVE ON.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?

I'M THINKING A WHOLE LOT OF NAKED LADIES MUST HAVE DIED,

JUST LIKE WE DID.

OH, YOU THINK SO?

HELL, YEAH, I THINK SO!

LET'S GO TRY AND MEET US A FEW.

WELL, I SUPPOSE I'M NOT MARRIED ANYMORE, BEING DEAD, RIGHT?

THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU'RE A FREE MAN!

LET'S GET TO SCOOCHIN'!

CAN I COME?

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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

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