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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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[RUMBLING]
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[LAUGHING]
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WELL, IF THAT
DOESN'T BEAT ALL!
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A GIANT WORM JUST
TORE A BIG HOLE IN OUR FRONT YARD.
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THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
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[LAUGHING]
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THAT DOGHOUSE CHARLIE.
HE TOPS HIMSELF EVERY DAY.
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LOOK AT THIS ONE.
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ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
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I TELL YOU,
IF DOGS COULD ONLY TALK AND WEAR BATHING SUITS,
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WHAT A LIFE
THIS WOULD BE.
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WE HAVE A GIANT WORM
IN OUR YARD!
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WHAT?! THUNDERCLEESE
MUST BE USING
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GIANT WORM REPELLENT
ON HIS YARD AGAIN.
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NOW THAT WORM WILL DESTROY
EVERY YARD BUT HIS.
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IT'S BULLHUNK!
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST RUN
DOWN TO SOFTY'S HARDWARE AND BUY SOME?
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BECAUSE GIANT WORM
REPELLENT COSTS MONEY, COMRADE MOTHER,
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AND MONEY IS NOTHING
BUT AN EVIL YOKE
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THAT THE CAPITALIST
SLAVE-MASTERS HAVE CHAINED
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TO THE NECK
OF THE WORKING CLASS OXEN.
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WHAT? WHERE DID YOU
HEAR THAT?
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OH, THAT WAS
DOGHOUSE CHARLIE'S CAPTION FROM YESTERDAY.
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SOMETIMES HE MIXES IN
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A POLITICAL MESSAGE
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WITH A SPECIAL BRAND
OF HUMOR.
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THAT STINKING WORM!
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[YELLING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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WELL, THAT'S IT, SIR.
YOUR NEW SATELLITE DISH IS ALL HOOKED UP.
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SO I SHOULD BE
ABLE TO WATCH ALL AVAILABLE CHANNELS?
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ENTERTAINMENT,
SPORTS, WAR--
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OH, NO, YOU AIN'T
GONNA SEE ANY OF THAT.
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WELL, WHAT AM I
GOING TO SEE?
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I'D SAY SOME STATIC,
SOME FUZZ,
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AND A LOT OF NOISE
WHICH SOUNDS LIKE THIS:
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[YELLING GIBBERISH]
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YOU HAVE
10 SECONDS TO LIVE.
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I WONDER, HOW WILL
YOU SPEND THEM?
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WELL, I RECKON
I COULD POO MY JUMPSUIT
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OR EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT
I'M NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
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THAT THERE TREE
IN YOUR NEIGHBOR'S YARD IS THE PROBLEM.
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IT'S BLOCKING
YOUR TRANSMISSION PATH.
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WHAT DO YOU PLAN
TO DO ABOUT IT?
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THAT AIN'T
MY DEPARTMENT.
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IF I WAS YOU,
THOUGH,
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I'D HIKE ON OVER
TO MY NEIGHBOR
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AND ASK HIM
TO CUT--
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[EXPLOSION]
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[CRACKING]
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[CRASH]
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WHOA! IT'S THE END
OF THE WORLD!
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AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN.
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OH, PIPE DOWN.
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I'M GOING TO SEE
WHAT HAPPENED.
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WELL, OK.
I'LL STAY HERE
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AND SING A LITTLE SONG
TO KEEP MY SPIRITS UP.
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♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE
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♪ SUNSHINE ON MY SHOULDERS
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♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE
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♪ OFF TO THE FAIR I GO
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♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE
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♪ I'M ENJOYING LIFE NOW
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♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE
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♪ REFRESHING MANGO DRINK
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HEY THERE, MOTHER!
SO WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE?
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WELL, APPARENTLY,
THUNDERCLEESE DESTROYED OUR TREE
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BECAUSE IT WAS
BLOCKING HIS SATELLITE RECEPTION.
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WHAT?!
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[YELLING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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THUNDERCLEESE
IS A ROBOT, DEAR. HE'S VERY IMPULSIVE.
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I'M SURE HE JUST
SAW A PROBLEM AND SOLVED IT.
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WELL, NOW HE'S GOT
A WHOLE NEW PROBLEM,
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AND HIS NAME IS ME!
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THAT TREE'S BEEN
DEAD FOR 5 YEARS.
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I'VE BEEN AFTER YOU
FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG
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TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT.
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WELL, NOW I AM GOING TO
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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TONIGHT,
IN THE DARK OF NIGHT,
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AFTER NIGHT IS SHROUDED
IN MY DARK PLAN,
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IN ITS NIGHTLY DARKNESS,
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I WILL EXACT MY REVENGE!
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[DOOR OPENS]
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♪ DAD IS GOING TO GET
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♪ REVENGE TONIGHT
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♪ AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE, AYE,
REVENGE, HEY! ♪
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Narrator: THE VERY NEXT MORNING,
AFTER COFFEE,
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THE FOLLOWING EVENTS
TOOK PLACE.
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SAY, MOTHER,
HAVE YOU SAID,
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"GOOD MORNING"
TO OUR GUEST?
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DID YOU TAKE THAT
FROM THUNDERCLEESE'S YARD?
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YOU BET I DID,
CHA-CHA.
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NOW PARK YOUR CANDY
IN THAT CHAIR,
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AND LET'S ENJOY
THE MOMENT.
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THAT BUNNY IS THE PRIDE
OF THUNDERCLEESE'S YARD.
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HE'S GOING TO BE
FURIOUS WITH YOU.
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CALM DOWN, MOTHER.
HOW'S HE GOING TO KNOW WHO TOOK IT?
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HE DIDN'T SEE ME.
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I MELTED INTO THE NIGHT.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
WITH THIS BUNNY, ANYWAY?
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LOOK AT IT!
IT'S SO STUPID.
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HEY, STUPID BUNNY!
YOU'RE VERY STUPID, AREN'T YOU?
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY
ANYTHING IN RESPONSE TO MY INSULTS OF YOU?
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NO, I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU WOULD,
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BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID
LIKE YOUR STUPID FORMER OWNER,
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STUPIDCLEESE.
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STUPIDCLEESE?!
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STUPIDCLEESE, HUH?
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HEY, LITTLE BUNNY,
DO YOU WANT TO SEE TODAY'S DOGHOUSE CHARLIE?
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AH, WHAT'S THE USE?
YOU WOULDN'T GET IT.
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HONEY, DID YOU
LEAVE THE GATE OPEN ON YOUR PIGPEN?
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OF COURSE NOT.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
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WELL, IT LOOKS
LIKE THEY GOT OUT.
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THEY'RE ALL OVER
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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NO! MY SWEET
POTBELLIED PIGS!
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I'VE LIBERATED YOUR SWINE!
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HOW DOES THAT GRAB YOU?
HA! AWAY!
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ALL RIGHT, THUNDERCLEESE.
I SEE YOUR LIBERATION OF MY POTBELLIED PIGS,
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AND I RAISE YOU WITH
A LITTLE SURPRISE OF MY OWN.
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[RINGING]
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Man: HOLA?
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HELLO, CHIEF ONECOAT'S
PAINT WHILE-U-WAIT?
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YOU GOT IT.
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AND AM I SPEAKING
TO CHIEF ONECOAT?
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NO, MAN. HE'S DEAD.
HE DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
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OH, THEN PLEASE
OFFER MY CONDOLENCES TO MRS. ONECOAT.
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YEAH, SHE'S DEAD, TOO.
THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
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LISTEN, DO YOU WANT
TO DO BUSINESS OR WHAT?
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YES, MY NAME
IS THUNDERCLEESE,
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AND I WOULD LIKE YOU
TO PAINT MY FORTRESS. CAN YOU FIT ME IN TODAY?
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SI, I GOT 40 GUYS
AND A VAN WAITING
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TO PAINT YOUR HOUSE,
MAN.
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WHAT COLOR YOU WANT IT?
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DO SOMETHING THAT
REFLECTS YOUR RICH AND COLORFUL CULTURE.
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HAVE FUN WITH IT.
MY ADDRESS IS--
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WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
WE'RE ON THE WAY.
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[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING]
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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AH! WHAT HAS HAPPENED
TO MY FORTRESS?
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OH, THAT'S A LITTLE
PRESENT MY PIGS WANTED YOU TO HAVE
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TO THANK YOU
FOR THEIR FREEDOM.
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YOU HAVE GONE
TOO FAR!
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OH, YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
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I DIDN'T SEE
THAT COMING.
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THAT'S IT!
YOU ARE GOING TO MARCH OVER THERE,
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APOLOGIZE
TO THUNDERCLEESE,
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AND GET OUR ROOF BACK!
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BUT HE STARTED IT,
MOTHER--
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I DON'T CARE
WHO STARTED IT.
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GET OVER THERE NOW!
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY WE
NEED A ROOF ANYWAY.
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JUST PUT ON A HAT
AND GET OVER IT.
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ALL RIGHT,
THUNDERCLEESE.
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MY WIFE WANTS
OUR ROOF BACK. NOW, HAND IT OVER.
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YOU'LL GET YOUR ROOF BACK
WHEN I HEAR AN APOLOGY.
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APOLOGY? YOU'RE
THE ONE WHO KILLED
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MY PRECIOUS DEAD
TREE, SCATTERED MY LOVELY PIGS,
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AND TOOK
THE FREAKING ROOF OFF MY HOUSE!
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WELL, YOU STOLE
MY YARD BUNNY
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AND DEFACED
MY GLORIOUS FORTRESS!
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HOW ABOUT THIS
FOR A DEAL?
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EVERY DAY YOU DON'T
GIVE ME MY ROOF BACK,
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I SEND YOU ONE PIECE
OF YOUR STUPID RABBIT!
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DO NOT HARM
THE BUNNY!
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OH, ARE YOU GOING TO CRY,
YOU BIG, FAT IDIOT?
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I AM NOT AN IDIOT!
YOU ARE THE IDIOT!
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NO, YOU ARE.
A BIG, FAT IDIOT.
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NO, IT'S RIGHT.
I NAILED THAT ONE.
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[YELLING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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WH-WHERE ARE WE?
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IN THE BELLY
OF A GIANT WORM.
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THE VIBRATIONS
FROM OUR SHOUTING MUST HAVE ATTRACTED HIM.
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VIBRATIONS
FROM YOUR SHOUTING. I WASN'T SHOUTING!
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YOU WERE SHOUTING
JUST AS MUCH AS I WAS!
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YOU WERE SHOUTING
MORE THAN I WAS!
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YOU DON'T KNOW.
YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE CONFUSED, SO I AM THE WINNER.
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HO HO HO!
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NOW, JUST USE
YOUR LITTLE WHIZZBANGER
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TO GET US OUT OF HERE,
WHY DON'T YOU?
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STAND BACK...OR DON'T.
I DON'T CARE.
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[SCREAMING]
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Voice: WHAT ARE YOU MORONS
TRYING TO DO, KILL ME?
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WHO SAID THAT?
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SHOW YOURSELF,
PHANTOM!
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OK, JUST DON'T FIRE
THAT SHOOTER ANYMORE.
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I'M VERY FLAMMABLE.
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WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY CALL ME PETROLEUM JOE?
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I MEAN, WHY WOULD
THEY CALL ANYONE PETROLEUM JOE,
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UNLESS HE WAS MADE
OUT OF PETROLEUM?
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GOD DOGGIT!
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BESIDES, THAT
LASER'S NOT GONNA DO YOU ANY GOOD.
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THIS IS
A LEAD-BELLY WORM.
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I WAS AFRAID
OF THAT.
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HA HA! YOU'RE AFRAID.
WET YOUR PANTS WITH LEMONADE.
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HEY, THAT'S
A GOOD ONE!
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I HAVEN'T HEARD
THAT ONE IN--
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WELL, I'VE
NEVER HEARD IT!
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THAT'S WHY I
LIKE IT SO MUCH!
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MAN, I THINK
I LOVE YOU GUYS!
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[LAUGHING]
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YEAH, SAY, HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN IN HERE, SPORT?
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AH! A LONG TIME,
BROTHER.
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HEY, HOW'S THINGS
ON THE OUTSIDE?
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DO THEY STILL HAVE
NAKED LADIES?
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THAT'S
MY FAVORITE KIND.
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AWOOOOGA!
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I'D LIKE TO HOT-WIRE
ONE OF THOSE BABIES AND DRIVE IT UPTOWN!
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AWOOGA! WOO HA HA!
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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HE IS REFERRING
TO CARNAL PLEASURES.
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OH, LIKE
THE FERRIS WHEEL.
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YES, LIKE
THE FERRIS WHEEL.
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HEY,
I GOT AN IDEA.
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LET'S GET SOME
CARDS AND SOME DRINKIN' LIQUOR
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AND JUST HAVE
A BIG PARTY.
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WE CAN INVITE
SOME NAKED LADIES!
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HOO HOO!
HA HA HA!
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IT'LL BE GREAT!
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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PARTY TIME,
FUN TIME, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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WE DO NOT POSSESS
ANY OF THOSE ITEMS.
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WELL, THEN DON'T
TALK TO ME!
224
00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,198
I'M SICK
OF YOU GUYS!
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00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,633
YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY
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ON PETROLEUM JOE'S
SPIT LIST.
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[SPITS]
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00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,970
HEY, HEY,
I DIDN'T MEAN IT. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
229
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:05,380
I'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY
TO PISS OFF MY BEST FRIENDS, RIGHT?
230
00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:06,514
[LAUGHING]
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00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:08,579
TELL ME YOUR NAMES.
I WANT TO SCRATCH THEM IN MY ARM.
232
00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,648
NEVER MIND THAT.
HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?
233
00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:14,016
WELL, HERE'S
MY PLAN. I THINK IT'S PRETTY SOLID.
234
00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:18,056
SIT DOWN AND WAIT
TO BE DIGESTED.
235
00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,564
THAT'S IT!
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
236
00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:22,755
OH, I DON'T WANT
TO BE DIGESTED!
237
00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,858
HOW LONG WOULD
THIS DIGESTION TAKE?
238
00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,271
WELL, THAT'S
A GOOD QUESTION.
239
00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:27,632
YOU'RE A THINKER,
AREN'T YOU?
240
00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,570
THAT'S WHY
I LOVE YOU, MAN-- FOR YOUR MIND!
241
00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:31,496
JUST TELL ME
HOW LONG!
242
00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,470
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'VE BEEN HERE 10 YEARS,
243
00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:37,210
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN
A SINGLE DROP OF GASTRIC JUICE.
244
00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:38,276
WHAT'S THAT TELL YA?
245
00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:40,214
IT TELLS ME
YOUR PLAN IS USELESS.
246
00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:42,719
OH, GREAT. WE'RE NEVER
GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE.
247
00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:46,092
[SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
248
00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,822
UH-OH,
SHE'S GOING UP FOR AIR.
249
00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:50,657
GRAB ON TO
SOMETHING, BOYS!
250
00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,855
WOW, THIS SURE IS
A NICE TANK, ZORAK.
251
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,357
WHERE'D YOU GET IT
AGAIN?
252
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,659
I TOLD YOU,
IT WAS FREE.
253
00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,030
MAN, WE HAVEN'T SEEN
A PIG FOR HOURS.
254
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,329
I MUST'VE
GOT THEM ALL.
255
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,100
MY DAD'S NOT GOING
TO LIKE YOU HITTING
256
00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:05,169
HIS PRIZED PIGS
WITH WATER BOMBS.
257
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,467
OH, ABOUT THOSE
WATER BOMBS...
258
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,039
THOSE WERE
LIVE SHELLS.
259
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,307
BLAM-O! HA HA HA!
260
00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,575
YOU TOLD ME
THAT WAS WATER!
261
00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,014
YEAH, I LIED
ABOUT THAT. I LIE A LOT.
262
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,450
THAT'S WHAT
MAKES ME COOL.
263
00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,984
HEY, LOOK
AT THAT GIANT WORM!
264
00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:20,848
HEY, LOAD UP ONE
OF THOSE SHELLS.
265
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:21,750
I'M GONNA SPANK HIM.
266
00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:22,821
WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO THAT FOR?
267
00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,658
HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S BAD?
268
00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:28,285
NOW, LOCK
AND FRIGGING LOAD!
269
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,667
WELL, THIS IS JUST SUPER.
WE'RE DEAD.
270
00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:39,036
AND WHOSE FAULT
DO YOU THINK THAT IS, HUH?
271
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,335
I SHOULDN'T
EVEN BE HERE! I'M A ROBOT!
272
00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,837
WELL, GUESS WHAT?
YOU ARE HERE. HAPPY NOW?
273
00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,279
HEY, GUYS,
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.
274
00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:48,114
LET'S PUT
OUR UNTIMELY DEATHS BEHIND US
275
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,050
AND MOVE ON.
276
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:50,215
HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M THINKING?
277
00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:53,422
I'M THINKING A WHOLE
LOT OF NAKED LADIES MUST HAVE DIED,
278
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,586
JUST LIKE WE DID.
279
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:55,623
OH, YOU THINK SO?
280
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,288
HELL, YEAH,
I THINK SO!
281
00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:58,486
LET'S GO TRY
AND MEET US A FEW.
282
00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:01,427
WELL, I SUPPOSE
I'M NOT MARRIED ANYMORE, BEING DEAD, RIGHT?
283
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,634
THE WAY I
SEE IT, YOU'RE A FREE MAN!
284
00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:04,826
LET'S GET
TO SCOOCHIN'!
285
00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,127
CAN I COME?
286
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,898
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