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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,402 --> 00:00:04,102 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:08,510 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 3 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,222 HUH. THIS IS INTERESTING. 4 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:28,860 "WIFE OF BRAK'S DAD TO SPEND TWO WEEKS AT EXCLUSIVE SPA RESORT. 5 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:32,398 I JUST NEEDED A DADGUM BREAK, SHE EXPLAINED." 6 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:35,065 ISN'T THAT AN INTERESTING STORY, MOTHER? 7 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:38,665 I'M NOT MOM, DAD. I'M BRAK, YOUR SON. 8 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:42,038 OH, UH, RIGHT. OH, LOOK AT THIS. 9 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:50,118 ALL EXPENSES PAID? 10 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:51,823 THAT FITS MY BUDGET PERFECTLY. 11 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,485 I'M GONNA ENTER THAT CONTEST AND WIN IT. 12 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,494 BRAK, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RAP. 13 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,585 ♪ DADDY DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY RAPPIN' ABILITY ♪ 14 00:00:57,657 --> 00:00:59,587 ♪ WHAT YOU GOT IS FUTILITY ♪ 15 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:00,629 FUTILITY! 16 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:01,803 ♪ TIME OUT, DAD, THAT'S A MEAN THING TO SAY ♪ 17 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:03,731 ♪ HEY, YOU WANT TO BE A RAPPER, GOT TO PLAY THAT WAY ♪ 18 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,727 ♪ YOU GOT TO ROLL LARGELY AND ARRIVE CORRECT ♪ 19 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,869 ♪ I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, DAD, IN FULL EFFECT ♪ 20 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,144 ♪ CHECK ME OUT, MY NAME IS BRAK ♪ 21 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:10,142 ♪ AND THAT'S A FACT 22 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:11,943 ♪ I GOT A MOM AND A DAD AND THE YARD OUT BACK ♪ 23 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,965 ♪ WE SIT BY THE POOL AND WE NIBBLE ON SNACKS ♪ 24 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,740 ♪ THEN WE EAT A BIG LUNCH, AND WE ALL TAKE NAPS ♪ 25 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,479 ♪ WE DON'T HAVE A POOL, BRAK, BUT DON'T YOU KNOW THE SCORE? ♪ 26 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,245 ♪ I HAVEN'T BEEN EMPLOYED SINCE 1984 ♪ 27 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:22,323 ♪ I THOUGHT WE HAD A POOL, WHAT'S THAT HOLE OUT BACK? ♪ 28 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,622 ♪ JUST A WATER-FILLED CRATER FROM AN ALIEN ATTACK ♪ 29 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:26,694 ♪ I STILL GOT A DREAM, DAD, AND IT'S THE BEST ♪ 30 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,823 ♪ I'M GONNA BE THE WINNER OF THE RAP CONTEST ♪ 31 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:30,688 ♪ JIGGA WHO? A-JIGGA WHAT? ♪ 32 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,127 ♪ A-JIGGA ME, A-JIGGA YOU ♪ 33 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:36,333 HOW'D THAT FLAVOR TASTE GOING DOWN, DADDY MAN? 34 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,096 BRAK, I'D LIKE TO WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD, 35 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:42,404 BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED TO GET DOWN TO THE BATCAVE AND SEE WHAT ALBERT WANTS. 36 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,669 YOU GO DO THAT, DADDY. 37 00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:45,366 I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO THE RAP STORE 38 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:48,238 AND CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION. 39 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:50,535 ♪ WELL, HERE I AM WALKING DOWN THE STREET ♪ 40 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,650 ♪ HEY, LOOK DOWN THERE, I CAN SEE MY FEET ♪ 41 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:54,682 ♪ I GAVE THEM BOTH NAMES, ONE'S TONY, ONE'S LOU ♪ 42 00:01:54,747 --> 00:01:57,077 ♪ YOU STEPPIN' ON TONY, LOU'S STEPPIN' ON YOU ♪ 43 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,850 ♪ SO I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET, OR SHOULD I SAY ♪ 44 00:01:58,918 --> 00:02:00,888 ♪ ON THE SIDEWALK? THE STREETS ARE NOT SAFE ♪ 45 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,294 ♪ THERE'S CARS AND BUSES AND TRICKED OUT SCOOTERS ♪ 46 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,316 ♪ AND THE KIND I LIKE BEST ♪ 47 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,090 ♪ ARE TRICKED OUT SCOOTERS ♪ 48 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:07,129 Meatwad: YAY! 49 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:08,333 HEY, ZORAK. 50 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:10,634 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BIG RAP CONTEST AT THE HIGH SCHOOL? 51 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,397 I HEAR IT'S THE SHIZNIT. 52 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:15,965 EH, BUNCH OF HACKS. THOSE JERKS COULDN'T RAP A FRIGGING SANDWICH. 53 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:18,565 ♪ CRAP RAPPERS, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM ♪ 54 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:21,268 ♪ AIN'T GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO MAKE FUN OF THEM ♪ 55 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,641 ♪ IT'S ALL JUST AN ACT, MAN, THOSE GANGSTERS IS POSIN' ♪ 56 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:26,610 ♪ SURE, THEY GOT ICE, BUT THAT'S JUST WATER THAT'S FROZEN ♪ 57 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:29,319 ♪ I'LL GO ON FURTHER, CALL ME THE CRAP HERDER ♪ 58 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,222 ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S NOT JUST RAP THAT'S CRAP ♪ 59 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,494 ♪ IT'S ALL MUSIC, IN FACT ♪ 60 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:35,122 ♪ YOU KNOW, WHILE WE'RE AT IT, THROW IN CREATIVE EXPRESSION ♪ 61 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:38,088 ♪ MAKES ME WANT TO BLAST THEM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION ♪ 62 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:41,157 ZORAK, AREN'T YOU BEING JUST A WEE BIT HARSH? 63 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,097 ♪ IF I WAS THE BOSS, I'D ENSLAVE ALL OF Y'ALL ♪ 64 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:46,932 ♪ I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE, I'D EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE ♪ 65 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,270 ♪ LEAVING JUST THE LADY TYPES ♪ 66 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,504 ♪ THAT TREAT A MANTIS RIGHT ♪ 67 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,709 ♪ I'M TALKING STACKED RACKS AND A MOUTH THAT'S SHUT TIGHT ♪ 68 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:53,742 ♪ SCREW THAT! 69 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:56,176 ♪ THE GIRLIES GOT TO GO, I DON'T LOVE THEM HOS ♪ 70 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:58,212 ♪ I'M SO OUT THE DO' 71 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,408 ♪ FOR SHO' 72 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:00,979 BWAH HA HA HA! 73 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,217 D'OH! I DIDN'T KNOW ZORAK COULD DO THAT. 74 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:06,493 THERE'S A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME. HA HA HA! 75 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,923 REALLY? LIKE WHAT ELSE? 76 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,188 I'M 40 YEARS OLD! 77 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:13,357 BWAH HA HA HA! 78 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:16,896 WELL, THAT SURE CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD. 79 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,633 OH! WHEW! 80 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,998 COME ON, FEET. 81 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:21,696 LET'S GET TO STEPPING. 82 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,998 [HUMMING] 83 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:27,108 WELCOME TO STICKY'S BEAT SHACK. 84 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:29,543 HOW MAY I FLIP YOUR LID? HA HA HA! 85 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:33,549 OH, WELL, I'M JUST HERE TO, YOU KNOW, HANG OUT, 86 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:34,813 SEE WHAT'S UP WITH THE COMPETITION. 87 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,381 OH, I'D FORGET ABOUT THAT. 88 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:37,919 THE BEST RAPPER WHAT EVER WAS 89 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:40,494 IS COMING BACK TO TOWN TO BREAK IT DOWN. 90 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,593 I'M TALKING ABOUT PRIME CUT MIGGITY MO 91 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:45,955 MACK DADDY JIZZABANG DOGGY DOGG DOGG. HA HA! 92 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,025 NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 93 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:50,733 ARE YOU SUGGESTING HE'S AS TALENTED AS ME? 94 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,397 I FIND THAT HARD AND DIFFICULT 95 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:55,496 AND HARD TO BELIEVE. 96 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,568 LOOK, SHORTY. 97 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,036 EVERYBODY THINKS THEY PIMP. 98 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,644 NOT THE CASE. THEY JUST FRONTING. 99 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:03,137 ♪ NO MATTER HOW YOU FLOW, HE'LL LET YOU KNOW, DAWG ♪ 100 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,609 ♪ IF I WERE YOU, I'D JUST GO HOME, DAWG ♪ 101 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:08,777 ♪ PRIME CUT MIGGITY MO MACK-DADDY JIZZABANG DOGGY DOGG DOGG ♪ 102 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,418 ♪ GOT A TWO-WAY 24 GRILL TO GO ♪ 103 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:11,553 ♪ PHAT CRIB WITH A BARBER'S POLE ♪ 104 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,248 ♪ THINK YOU GOT GAME? THINK AGAIN, YOU KNOW ♪ 105 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:15,419 ♪ HEADS UP, YOU'LL END UP WITH A TAG ON YOUR TOE, YO ♪ 106 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:19,228 ♪ WHAT THE WHO'S-A-WHAT? WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME? ♪ 107 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,462 ♪ GO ON, DAWG 108 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:21,826 ♪ WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME? ♪ 109 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:24,064 OK. YOU WANT ME TO SLOW IT DOWN FOR YOU? 110 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,200 I HEAR YOU. 111 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:26,474 ♪ THE MAN'S UNDEFEATED, THAT'S THE STONE COLD TRUTH ♪ 112 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,672 ♪ HE'S NOT KICKING YOUR ASS, THEN HE'S KNOCKING THE BOOTS ♪ 113 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:30,465 ♪ HE'S COUNTING TO 10, I SAY, HE'S ROCKING THE BLUES ♪ 114 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:32,906 ♪ IT'S A GAME, ALL RIGHT, AND YOU STAND TO LOSE ♪ 115 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,772 MY GOOD MAN, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW 116 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:37,741 THAT LOSING IS NOT IN MY VOCABULARY, 117 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:42,680 BUT NEITHER IS PHLOSSYNASYNIA PURIFICATION. 118 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:43,579 AW, MAN. 119 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,690 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM. 120 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:48,822 MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN, 121 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:50,888 OH, MAN, OH, MAN. 122 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,057 WHAT TROUBLES YOU, NEIGHBORHOOD BRAK? 123 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,795 WELL, YOU SEE, I WAS GONNA ENTER THIS BIG CONTEST AND WIN 124 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,702 BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS BORN TO WIN, 125 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:00,474 BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M BORN TO LOSE. 126 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:04,303 MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS A COMPLETE SHAM! 127 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,140 THE HOSPITAL HOODWINKED ME! 128 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:08,465 WHERE IS THIS EVIL HOSPITAL? I WILL DESTROY IT! 129 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:12,011 NO. DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON THEM. IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT. 130 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,078 THEN WHOSE FAULT IS IT? 131 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,446 OH, IT'S JUST THIS SUPER-HARD-CORE AWESOME RAPPER. 132 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:18,716 AAAH! I WILL DESTROY HIM! 133 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,945 AWAY! 134 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,322 I'LL NEED HIS COORDINATES. 135 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:27,130 HOW CAN I LAUNCH AN OFFENSIVE WITHOUT THE COORDINATES?! 136 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:30,803 OH, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, THUNDERCRANKY? HA HA HA! 137 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:31,633 I'M ON EDGE. 138 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,368 I HAVEN'T BEEN IN A BATTLE FOR WEEKS. 139 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:34,773 I LONG FOR THE TASTE OF WAR. 140 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:38,204 ♪ WAR IS MY PROFESSION, WAR IS MY OBSESSION ♪ 141 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:42,211 ♪ NOTHING I LIKE BETTER THAN A VIOLENT INTERCESSION ♪ 142 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:45,475 ♪ BLOOD MUST BE SPILLED, THICK ENOUGH TO SWIM IN ♪ 143 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:50,075 ♪ AS I HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF MY CONQUERED FOE'S WOMEN ♪ 144 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,449 ♪ WAR, IT'S GOOD FOR ME ♪ 145 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,887 ♪ WHAT'S MY NAME? ♪ 146 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,193 ♪ WAR, IT'S GOOD FOR ME ♪ 147 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:57,994 ♪ WHAT'S MY NAME? ♪ 148 00:05:58,057 --> 00:05:59,757 [TURNTABLE SCRATCHING] 149 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,256 YOU WANT A BATTLE? TAKE THIS! 150 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:04,058 [TURNTABLE SCRATCHING] 151 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:08,840 ♪ IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE NO AGGRESSION ♪ 152 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:10,771 ♪ NO TIME FOR SECOND-GUESSIN' ♪ 153 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:13,267 ♪ YOU NEED A SECRET WEAPON ♪ 154 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:14,209 AWAY! 155 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:15,243 [WEAPONS FIRE] 156 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,508 [EXPLOSIONS] 157 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,846 OH, ISN'T THAT NICE? THUNDERCLEESE HAS FOUND HIMSELF A BATTLE. 158 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:19,851 Thundercleese: AAH! 159 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,652 IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS... 160 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:26,315 YOU BLOW THOSE LEMONS TO BITS WITH YOUR LASER CANNONS! 161 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:28,545 [DOOR CLOSES] 162 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:29,361 DAD? 163 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:31,422 [SNIFFLES] M-MOTHER, IS THAT YOU? 164 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,591 NO. IT'S ME, YOUR SON BRAK. 165 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,059 WHY ARE YOU SITTING IN THE DARK? 166 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,298 BECAUSE THE LIGHTS ARE OFF. 167 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:38,163 [SNIFFLES] 168 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,731 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE SWITCH IS LOCATED? 169 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,769 YEAH. YOU WANT ME TO TURN IT ON FOR YOU? 170 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:45,344 NO! I WANT MOTHER TO TURN IT ON. SHE HAS SUCH A FLAIR. 171 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:48,644 JUST A SIMPLE FLIP OF HER DAINTY WRIST, 172 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:50,238 AND LIGHT IS EVERYWHERE, 173 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:52,449 BUT NOW THERE IS ONLY DARKNESS. 174 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,552 GOSH, DAD. SHE'S ONLY ON VACATION. 175 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,884 I'M TURNING THESE LIGHTS ON. 176 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:57,779 OHH! 177 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:58,890 [WHIMPERS] 178 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,291 OHH! 179 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,753 AAH! 180 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:02,661 AY! 181 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,362 [MOANS] 182 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:05,533 HA HA HA! 183 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:06,991 AHH. OK. 184 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:08,689 WELL, I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS 185 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,961 AND TRY AND THINK OF A SECRET WEAPON. 186 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:12,030 OK, SON, 187 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,268 AND LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP. 188 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:18,043 Narrator: LATER THAT NIGHT AT THE RAP CONTEST... 189 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:18,974 [MUSIC PLAYING] 190 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:20,538 ♪ MY NAME IS CLARENCE, AND THAT'S NO LIE ♪ 191 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,576 ♪ IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, ASK MY MOM ♪ 192 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:25,652 ♪ SHE'S OVER THERE WITH THAT MAN SHE MAKES ME CALL DAD ♪ 193 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:28,011 ♪ BUT HE'S NOT MY DAD, THAT'S GARY ♪ 194 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,320 ♪ MY REAL DAD RAN AWAY 195 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:32,752 ♪ OH, DADDY, WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE YOU NOT LOVE ME? ♪ 196 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:33,949 ♪ IS IT MY OBESITY? 197 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,860 ♪ IS IT BECAUSE I LOVE THE THEATER? ♪ 198 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:39,292 ♪ WHY? WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WITH GARY? ♪ 199 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,888 MOM! MOMMY! 200 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,130 [CROWD BOOING] 201 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,155 THANK YOU, CLARENCE. 202 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,299 NEXT CONTESTANT IS MERLIN. 203 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:48,174 Merlin: HERE'S ONE FOR THE WIZARDS IN THE CAZZASTLE. 204 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:52,044 LISTEN WHILE I DROP SOME MAGIC ON YOUR HEINIES. 205 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:54,944 ♪ ALL THE WIZARDS IN THE HOUSE, SAY "YO" ♪ 206 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:57,707 ♪ PUT A 40 IN YOUR GOBLET, LET IT FLOW ♪ 207 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,477 ♪ GIVES SOME PINCHES TO YOUR WENCHES DOWN LOW ♪ 208 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:04,816 ♪ TAKE OUT YOUR CRYSTAL BALL, LET IT GLOW, WHAT'S IT SHOW? ♪ 209 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:08,694 ♪ PUT YOUR STAFFS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE ♪ 210 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,064 ♪ AND SAY "YO" 211 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:11,322 ♪ YO 212 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:13,130 ♪ YO! 213 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:14,832 YOOOOOOO! 214 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:15,804 [BOOING] 215 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,202 M.C.: MERLIN! 216 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,833 NEXT CONTESTANT IS BRAK. 217 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:20,629 Zorak: JERK! 218 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,170 GREETINGS, ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. 219 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,065 MY NAME IS BRAK, AS YOU'LL SOON DISCOVER. 220 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,067 ♪ WELL, IT'S BRAK, Y'ALL, GET BACK, Y'ALL ♪ 221 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:29,109 ♪ FROM THE FRONT ROW TO THE BACK WALL ♪ 222 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,005 ♪ I GET ALL THE PEOPLE'S TOES A-TAPPIN' ♪ 223 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,577 ♪ THANKS TO MY RAPPIN', IT'S NOT HAPPENSTANCE ♪ 224 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,006 ♪ JUST DANCE, JUST JUMP 225 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:37,581 ♪ GET ON THE FLOOR AND SHAKE THAT BIG OL' RUMP ♪ 226 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:38,650 ♪ JUST DANCE, JUST JUMP 227 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:41,588 ♪ GET ON THE FLOOR AND SHAKE THAT BIG OL' RUMP ♪ 228 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,964 ♪ SHAKE THAT BUTT, SHAKE THAT BOTTOM ♪ 229 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,163 ♪ SHAKE THAT HEINIE HEINDER 230 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:48,364 ♪ AND ALL THAT STUFF THAT YOU SHAKE BEHIND YOU ♪ 231 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:49,897 DO THE SHAKIN' THE BUTT! 232 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:51,462 WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? 233 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:54,130 M.C.: CONGRATULATIONS, BRAK! 234 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:54,870 Zorak: JERK! 235 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,044 AND NOW THE FINAL CONTESTANT IS 236 00:08:56,102 --> 00:09:00,942 PRIME CUT MIGGITY MO MACK-DADDY JIZZABANG DOGGY DOGG DOGG. 237 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:02,307 HEY, MAN. CHECK THIS OUT. 238 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,835 ♪ I'M PRIME, DOP DOO DOP DOO WAH ♪ 239 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,140 ♪ CUT, WAH KOO KOO KOO WAH KAH ♪ 240 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,481 ♪ MIGGITY MO MACK-DADDY, WHAT'S UP? ♪ 241 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:09,846 ♪ I SAID, A-JIZZABANG, BOOM BOOM BOOM ♪ 242 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:10,746 ♪ DIGGITY DOGG 243 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:12,946 ♪ I SAID, A-DOGG A-DOGG A DIGGITY DOGG ♪ 244 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,949 ♪ FALL TO YOUR KNEES, PLEASE, BREATHE DEEP ♪ 245 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,161 ♪ AND WATCH THE REAPER REAP 246 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:19,032 ♪ FORGET CHILLIN' OUT, YOU REALLY NEED THE DEEP FREEZE ♪ 247 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,161 ♪ THE ONLY WAY THE MIKE CHANGED ♪ 248 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,556 ♪ IS THAT YOU COVERED IT WITH STINK ♪ 249 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:24,157 ♪ IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE 'CAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY THE WEAKEST LINK ♪ 250 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,070 ♪ BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, BUD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD ♪ 251 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,443 ♪ LET'S CALL IT CURTAINS LIKE WHATEVER THE HELL'S ON YOUR HEAD ♪ 252 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,243 ♪ CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR LIPLESS FACE ♪ 253 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,906 ♪ WHEN I RAP YOUR PUNK ASS RIGHT OUT OF THIS PLACE ♪ 254 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:36,805 ♪ MY NAME IS PRIME CUT 255 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,106 ♪ YOU AIN'T GOT NO RHYME ♪ 256 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:41,148 ♪ YOU GONNA LOSE BIG TIME ♪ 257 00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:41,983 ♪ DON'T YOU HEAR? 258 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,918 ♪ 'CAUSE NO M.C. HAS EVER SURVIVED ♪ 259 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:46,524 ♪ THAT WENT UP AGAINST PRIME ♪ 260 00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:48,785 ♪ PRIME 261 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:49,624 TELL IT, PRIME. 262 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:52,189 YOU'RE UNDISPUTED OR UNDEFEATED, BABY. 263 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,728 THAT'S RIGHT, SUCKER. 264 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:55,704 ♪ PRIME, I MUST ADMIT ♪ 265 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:56,901 ♪ THAT WAS PRETTY ROOTIN'-TOOTIN' ♪ 266 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,903 ♪ YOUR RIP-ROARIN' RAPPING GAVE MY BRAK BUTT A BOOTIN' ♪ 267 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,296 ♪ LIKE A SOAP THAT'S ON A ROPE ♪ 268 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,797 ♪ I'M FEELING HUNG UP IN THE SHOWER ♪ 269 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:07,368 ♪ IF I HAD A WATCH, IT'D SAY, THIS WOULD BE MY FINAL HOUR ♪ 270 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,540 [SOBS] 271 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:09,577 [SNORT] 272 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:10,342 WAAAH. 273 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,179 DID SOMEBODY ORDER A SECRET WEAPON? 274 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:13,454 SAY WHAT? SAY WHAT? SAY WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 275 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:16,382 ♪ HEY, DAD, FANCY SEEING YOU UP HERE ON THE STAGE ♪ 276 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,219 ♪ YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN BREAK IT DOWN REGARDLESS OF AGE? ♪ 277 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,985 ♪ THIS PARTY NEEDED GOOD OLD DAD TO COME IN AND SURPRISE IT ♪ 278 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:25,894 ♪ I'M GONNA BREAK IT DOWN SO THAT IT'S MOM WON'T RECOGNIZE IT ♪ 279 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:26,988 [PANTING RHYTHMICALLY] 280 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,729 [PPFT PPFT PPFT] 281 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,234 [IMITATES SCRATCHING] 282 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,196 [PANTING RHYTHMICALLY] 283 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,503 ♪ DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD ♪ 284 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,025 ♪ DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD ♪ 285 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,770 IS THAT BROKEN ENOUGH FOR YOU? 286 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,135 HE'S STILL STANDING, DADDY. 287 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:38,103 NOT FOR LONG. 288 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:38,940 [INHALES DEEPLY] 289 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:39,865 ♪ HIBBY DIBBY DIBBY HUBBY YIBBY HO ♪ 290 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,809 ♪ HABBY DABBY HABBY DABBA HIBBY YABBA HO ♪ 291 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,044 [PANTING RHYTHMICALLY] 292 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,110 [INHALES DEEPLY] 293 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:46,307 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] ♪ HUMMINABBA SAY VITAMA FOO 294 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,549 [LOW-PITCHED VOICE] ♪ HABBA DABBA BLAH GO BLAVINIVA FO ♪ 295 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:48,783 [HIGH-PITCH] ♪ HA GO LIBINA VIS OH DEE 296 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,278 [LOW-PITCH] ♪ HA GO LIBINA SONNA GIMMA YA 297 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:51,579 ♪ HIBBY DIBBY DIBBY DIBBA HUBBY DIBBY HO BI ♪ 298 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,690 ♪ HIBBY DIBBY DUBBA DUBBA HUBBY DIBBY HO ♪ 299 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,623 HA HA HA! 300 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,988 THE WINNER IS BRAK... 301 00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:58,887 Zorak: JERK! 302 00:10:58,958 --> 00:10:59,928 M.C.: AND HIS DAD! 303 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:03,432 WELL, DAD, YOU CERTAINLY CAME THROUGH IN A PINCH. 304 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,766 [GURGLING] 305 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:11,269 THOSE BETTER BE TALKING BUBBLES, BUDDY. 306 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,197 AAAAH! 307 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,941 Prime: ♪ I SAID, YOU AIN'T GOT NO RHYME ♪ 308 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,207 ♪ AND YOU GONNA LOSE BIG TIME 309 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:21,446 ♪ 'CAUSE NO M.C. HAS EVER SURVIVED THAT WENT UP ♪ 310 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,354 ♪ AGAINST PRIME... 311 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,116 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 312 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:30,415 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 313 00:11:30,465 --> 00:11:35,015 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23830

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