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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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GIVE ME MY MAIL!
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SCREW YOU!
IT'S MINE!
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ZORAK, JUST GIVE HIM
HIS MAIL.
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BRAK IS NOT ENJOYING
THIS GAME.
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COME AND GET ME, JERK!
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AAH!
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OH, COME ON, Y'ALL.
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LET'S DO
SOMETHING FUN.
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AAH!
AAH!
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I STILL GOT
YOUR MAIL! HA!
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♪ DA DA DA DA
DEE DEE DEE DEE ♪
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MOTHER, DO THEY MAKE
HIGH-HEELED SHOES FOR MEN?
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I'M ASKING
FOR A FRIEND.
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[EXPLOSION]
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BRAK, WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON OUT THERE?
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OH, ZORAK'S
PLAYING
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A NEW GAME
HE MADE UP
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CALLED "I STEAL
YOUR MAIL AND KEEP IT."
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HE DIDN'T GET
OUR MAIL, DID HE?
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NO. I WENT OUT
AND GOT IT EARLY THIS MORNING,
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BEFORE ZORAK
MADE BAIL.
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GOOD WORK. TAKE
THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.
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OH, HONEY, IT LOOKS
LIKE YOU GOT ANOTHER LETTER
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FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD
ASSOCIATION.
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OH, JUST
THROW IT AWAY.
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DEAR, YOU BETTER
READ THIS ONE.
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IT SAYS,
"FINAL NOTICE."
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OH, GO AHEAD.
LET'S HEAR IT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY I PUT UP
WITH THIS BULLCRAP,
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A MAN OF MY STATURE.
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"DEAR NEIGHBOR,
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"DESPITE
NUMEROUS WARNINGS,
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"YOU CONTINUE TO VIOLATE
NEIGHBORHOOD RULES
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"BY RETRIEVING
YOUR MORNING PAPER
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WEARING ONLY
EUROPEAN-STYLE BRIEFS."
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I SENT THEM
A LETTER ABOUT THAT.
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"IF, AS YOUR
LETTER EXPLAINED,
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"YOU MUST CONTINUE
THIS PRACTICE FOR MEDICAL REASONS,
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"PLEASE BEND
AT THE KNEE
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"RATHER
THAN THE WAIST.
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"SOME THINGS
ARE BETTER LEFT A MYSTERY.
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"THIS IS YOUR FINAL
NOTICE REGARDING THIS MATTER.
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SINCERELY, GALROG."
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WHO DOES THIS GALROG
THINK HE IS?
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WELL, HE'S PRESIDENT
OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION, DEAR.
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OH, IS HE?
WELL, HOW COME
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NO ONE HAS
EVER SEEN HIM?
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HE JUST SITS
IN HIS CAVE,
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FIRING OFF LETTERS
TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.
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HA! "CUT YOUR GRASS,
CLEAN YOUR GUTTERS,
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PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON."
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
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HONEY, I THINK
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
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NO, NO, NO.
NOT THIS TIME, I'M NOT.
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I'M TIRED OF BEING
PUSHED AROUND
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LIKE A STOLEN
SHOPPING CART
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FULL OF ROTTEN
PUMPKIN MEAT.
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IT'S TIME I DID
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
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WHAT YOU
GONNA DO, DAD?
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I'M GOING TO RUN
AGAINST GALROG
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FOR PRESIDENT!
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HOLY GHERKIN
PICKLES, POP!
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ARE YOU REALLY?
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I'M GOING TO RUN,
I'M GOING TO WIN,
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AND THERE WILL BE
SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE,
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NOT ALL OF THEM
FOR THE BETTER EITHER.
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AND IF MY SUBJECTS
DON'T APPROVE,
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WELL, THAT'S
TOO STINKING BAD,
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BECAUSE I AM
THE KING NOW!
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DON'T YOU MEAN
PRESIDENT?
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WOMAN, MUST YOU
ALWAYS BRING ME DOWN
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WHEN I'M AT THE APEX
OF MY PASSIONS?
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I'M NOT SURE IF THIS
IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
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GALROG HAS DONE
AN EXCELLENT JOB AS PRESIDENT.
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THE NEIGHBORHOOD'S
CLEAN. IT'S SAFE.
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
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WOW! PRESIDENT DAD.
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CAN WE HAVE AN ARMY
OF GUERRILLAS?
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BECAUSE THAT WOULD
BE FANTASTIC, MAN.
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DRAFT A PROPOSAL.
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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FANTASTIC!
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COME ON, BRAK.
LET'S GET STARTED.
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WE HAVE
MUCH WORK TO DO.
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Narrator: LATER ON,
WHEN IT WAS EVENING...
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MOTHER, LISTEN
TO THIS STORY
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I HAD PLANTED
IN THE PAPER.
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[AHEM]
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"PRESIDENT GALROG
HAS CHANGED
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"THE SPEED LIMIT
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
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"TO 140
MILES PER HOUR.
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"IF YOU
DON'T LIKE IT,
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"THEN STAY OFF
MY FRIGGIN' STREETS, GALROG SAID.
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AND BITE ME
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT."
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I WROTE THAT MYSELF.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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DO YOU REALLY
THINK LYING
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IS THE RIGHT WAY
TO GO ABOUT THIS?
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THAT'S POLITICS, BABY.
THE BEST LIAR WINS.
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OH, LOOK. MY COMMERCIAL
IS COMING ON.
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Man, voice-over:
DAD PROMISES SUNNY DAYS
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AND PERFECT HEALTH
FOR EVERYONE.
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GALROG WANTS TO DESTROY
YOUR BELOVED PETS
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WITH PET BOMBS THAT HE MAKES
IN HIS EVIL GARAGE.
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DAD PROMISES
TO GIVE FREE MONEY
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TO ANYONE WHO WANTS
SOME EXTRA MONEY.
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GALROG WANTS TO TAKE YOUR MONEY
AND BUY A GOLDEN KNIFE
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SO HE CAN STAB YOU WITH IT
IN THE HEART.
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DAD IS A LOVING FATHER
AND A FAITHFUL HUSBAND.
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JUST LISTEN.
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DAD IS A GOOD FATHER
AND VERY SEXY, TO BOOT.
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HE'D BE THE PERFECT MAN
FOR THE JOB...
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ANY JOB, LADIES.
HA HA HA!
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I NEVER SAID THAT.
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QUIET. YOU'RE
MISSING IT.
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GALROG DOESN'T HAVE
A FAMILY.
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HE'S A BACHELOR...
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
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AND HE'S LETTING
THE NEIGHBORHOOD
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GO TO HELL IN A HANDCART,
MY FRIEND.
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GALROG SAID
THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION
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IS COOL IN THIS
NEIGHBORHOOD,
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SUCKERS.
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I RECEIVED ASSURANCES
FROM MR. GALROG
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THAT A YOUNG
ENTREPRENEUR, SUCH AS MYSELF,
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WOULD NOT
BE INHIBITATED
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BY THE AUTHORIFICATIONS
IN THIS PARTICULAR LOCATION.
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GALROG IS
WIGGITY-WHACK WITH OUR INDUSTRY,
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SUCKERS.
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SCENES LIKE THAT
WILL NOT HAPPEN
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IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
WHEN I'M THE PRESIDENT.
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I'M HERE...FOR YOU.
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3 LETTERS NEVER SAID
QUITE SO MUCH.
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MY GOODNESS.
THAT WAS NOTHING BUT A PACK OF LIES.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT
THAT ZORAK?
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FOR THE MONEY, I THOUGHT
HE WAS PRETTY GOOD.
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BY THE WAY, DON'T EXPECT
ANY MORE MAIL THIS WEEK.
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I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED.
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I DIDN'T THINK EVEN YOU
WOULD STOOP THIS LOW.
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I'M GOING TO BED.
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AH, SOMEONE FEELING
A LITTLE FRISKY NOW?
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OH, PLEASE.
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HEY, DAD, I'VE
BEEN WORKING
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ON A NEW
CAMPAIGN SONG.
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YOU WANT
TO HEAR IT?
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I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
RIGHT NOW, SON.
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WELL, I'M
PRETTY MUCH
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GOING TO
DO IT ANYWAY. HERE WE GO!
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♪ THAT'S THE ONE,
DON'T YOU KNOW ♪
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♪ SCOOP-A-DOODLE
DADDLE-DEEDLE-DO ♪
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♪ NOW, I'M NOT SURE
WHAT HE CAN DO ♪
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♪ BUT HE KNOWS
THE BEEDLE-DEEDLE ♪
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♪ AND THE BIDDLE-
DADDLE-SHOO-POP ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE
SAY DAD-A-DO ♪
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[HORN PLAYING]
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♪ LIKE YOUR LOVE FOR
THE DADDLE-DIDDLE-DOH ♪
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[HORN PLAYING]
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♪ BADDLE-DIDDLE-DADDLE ♪
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♪ VOTE FOR DAD ♪
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BRAK, YOU'VE DONE IT.
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YOU CAPTURED MY ESSENCE
WITH A CLASSIC JAZZ FLAVOR.
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BRILLIANT!
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NOW LET'S SEE WHAT
I'M DOING IN THE POLLS.
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FINALLY, THE LATEST POLLS
SHOW DAD LEADING
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INCUMBENT GALROG
BY A SIGNIFICANT MARGIN.
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THIS HAS PROMPTED GALROG
TO ACCEPT DAD'S OFFER
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TO A TELEVISED DEBATE.
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GALROG HAS NOT APPEARED
IN PUBLIC FOR OVER 1,000 YEARS.
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WOW! THAT'S A LONG TIME.
GOOD NIGHT.
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[SINGING]
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WHAT IS THAT NOISE
YOU'RE MAKING?
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ARE YOU TRYING
TO JAM MY CIRCUITS?
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BECAUSE YOU WILL FAIL!
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OH, I'M SORRY,
MR. THUNDERCLEESE.
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I'M ALL EXCITED
BECAUSE I'M ON MY WAY
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TO WATCH MY DAD WIN
THE BIG DEBATE WITH GALROG.
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YOUR FATHER
IS A FOOL.
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HOW DARE YOU
SPEAK OF YOUR FUTURE PRESIDENT LIKE THAT?
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I WON'T HEAR OF IT!
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YOUR FATHER DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S GETTING HIMSELF INTO.
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GALROG IS NOT ONLY
A WONDERFUL AND EFFECTIVE NEIGHBORHOOD PRESIDENT,
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HE IS ALSO
A VERY DANGEROUS ENTITY.
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COME AGAIN?
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HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO,
BEFORE HE SETTLED INTO RETIREMENT,
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GALROG WAS A TERRIBLE
PLANET-DEVOURING MONSTER.
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HUH?!
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NO ONE, NOT EVEN ARMIES,
COULD DEFEAT HIM.
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OF COURSE, THAT WAS
BEFORE THE DAYS OF...
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THUNDERCLEESE!
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Chorus:
♪ THUNDERCLEESE ♪
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WOW! THAT WAS NEAT.
DO IT AGAIN.
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NO!
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OH, MAN.
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GALROG'S TENURE
AS PRESIDENT HAS TAMED HIS RAGE.
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IF HE WERE TO LOSE
THIS ELECTION,
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WHO KNOWS WHAT FURY
HE WILL UNLEASH.
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YOUR FATHER
IS IN GRAVE DANGER!
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OH, NO! I'VE GOT
TO GET TO THE DEBATE AND SAVE MY DAD!
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[PANTING]
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MOM, I'VE GOT TO
STOP THE DEBATE.
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WHERE'S DADDY?
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OH, HE'S ABOUT
TO GO ONSTAGE.
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WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM, DEAR?
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THUNDERCLEESE
JUST TOLD ME
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THAT GALROG IS
A TERRIBLE MONSTER,
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AND IF HE
LOSES TO DAD,
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HE'S GONNA EAT
DAD AND EVERYBODY,
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ESPECIALLY DAD!
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OH, DEAR.
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HE'S GOT TO
LOSE, MOM!
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HE'S GOT TO LOSE
TO LIVE!
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[SOBBING]
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YOU KNOW WHAT, BRAK?
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I DON'T THINK
YOU HAVE TO WORRY.
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HAVE YOU EVER
REALLY LISTENED
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TO YOUR FATHER,
THE THINGS HE SAYS?
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OF COURSE
I LISTEN TO DAD.
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HE'S THE SMARTEST
GUY I KNOW.
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YOU REALLY ARE
A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK.
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WHO THE WHAT?
BLOCK? WHAT BLOCK?
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LET'S JUST WATCH
THE DEBATE, DEAR.
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TRUST ME. EVERYTHING
IS GOING TO BE FINE.
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Announcer: WELCOME,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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LET'S MEET
THE CANDIDATES.
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FIRST THE CHALLENGER, DAD.
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[ONE PERSON APPLAUDS]
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OH, YOUR FATHER
LOOKS SO HANDSOME.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT'S SURPRISING?
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HE'S MUCH TALLER
IN PERSON.
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AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME
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YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION
PRESIDENT...GALROG.
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[APPLAUSE]
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HE DIDN'T EVEN WEAR
A TIE. WHAT A CLOWN.
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GRR...
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DAD WILL PRESENT
HIS OPENING STATEMENT.
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YOU'VE ALL SEEN
MY COMMERCIALS.
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YOU'VE READ
THE PAPERS.
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00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,400
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY WE'RE HERE.
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JUST VOTE FOR ME,
I WILL WIN,
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00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:59,669
AND THAT WILL BE THAT.
YOUR TURN, BIG BOY.
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GRR!
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GALROG WANTS
TO DISCUSS THE ISSUES.
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ISSUES? SURE.
FINE. GO AHEAD.
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WHAT'S
ON YOUR MIND?
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00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:08,811
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO ABOUT THE SIDEWALKS?
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SIDEWALKS?
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00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,319
WHO USES SIDEWALKS?
HA HA. NOT ME.
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00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,585
I WILL TEAR THEM ALL UP
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AND MAKE A GIANT PILE
OF JAGGED CONCRETE
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FOR THE KIDS
TO PLAY ON.
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[AUDIENCE BOOS]
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GALROG WOULD REPAIR
THE SIDEWALKS
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00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:22,795
AND BUILD A NEW PARK
FOR THE CHILDREN TO PLAY IN.
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[APPLAUSE]
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SURE, HOT DOG. SPEND
ALL THE MONEY ON YOURSELF.
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00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:27,768
HEY, DO YOU
BELIEVE THIS GUY?
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00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:29,573
GRR! HOW WOULD
YOU IMPROVE
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00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,635
OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
SECURITY WATCH?
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00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,014
I HAVE NEVER
HEARD OF IT.
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00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,542
I LIKE TO WATCH
THE TV, THOUGH.
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00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,277
AS PRESIDENT,
I WOULD USE MY POWER
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TO UNSCRAMBLE A COUPLE
OF THOSE CHANNELS
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AT THE TOP OF THE DIAL.
YOU KNOW THE ONES.
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00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,483
IT'S SO FRUSTRATING.
I'M A VISUAL GUY.
266
00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,548
I LIKE PICTURE
WITH MY SOUND.
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00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:45,887
WHAT ABOUT
THE SEWERS?
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00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,252
YOU SAY SEWERS.
I SAY WATER SLIDE.
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00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,561
ENOUGH OF THIS!
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00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:50,692
LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN,
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00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,026
I HAVE BEEN A FAIR
AND EFFICIENT PRESIDENT
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00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,162
FOR OVER
A THOUSAND YEARS.
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00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:56,957
THIS MAN
OFFERS YOU NOTHING
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00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:59,199
BUT EMPTY PROMISES
AND SLANDER.
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00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,265
HE'S DRAGGING
MY GOOD NAME THROUGH THE MUD!
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00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,465
"GALROG" A GOOD NAME?
NO, NO.
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00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,537
LAWRENCE.
NOW, THERE'S A NAME
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00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:08,335
YOU CAN SET
YOUR WATCH BY.
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00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,377
WHAT DO YOU SAY, FOLKS?
HUH? LAWRENCE?
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00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,353
Man: HOW ABOUT STANLEY?
OR WILLARD?
281
00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:14,481
I LIKE "GALROG"
BETTER THAN THAT.
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00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,107
ED?
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00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,851
GRR! I WILL
DESTROY YOU!
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00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,717
JUST LIKE YOU DID
ALL THE PETS
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00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,715
WITH YOUR PET BOMBS
YOU BUILT IN YOUR GARAGE.
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00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,818
I DON'T HAVE
A GARAGE.
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00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:27,429
MY WIFE TURNED IT
INTO A SEWING PARLOR CENTURIES AGO.
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00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,463
YOUR WIFE?
WHO DO YOU THINK
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00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:32,228
YOU'RE FOOLING,
MISTER...BACHELOR?
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00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,498
SHE'S RIGHT
OVER THERE.
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00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,166
HI, HONEY.
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
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00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,504
YOU SHOW 'EM,
DADDY.
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00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:39,009
YOU SEE, NEIGHBORS,
THIS MAN'S CAMPAIGN
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00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:41,371
IS BASED ON NOTHING
BUT LIES.
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EXACTLY. AND THAT'S
WHY I'M GOING TO WIN.
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00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:48,007
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LOST. 14 TO ONE?!
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00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,220
MOTHER, YOU VOTED
FOR GALROG?
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00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,623
I WENT WITH
MY GUT, BABE.
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00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,315
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I LIKE SIDEWALKS.
300
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,117
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M ABOUT TO SAY.
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00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:59,988
I'D RATHER HAVE
A LIVE DAD THAN A DEAD PRESIDENT.
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00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,089
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
CAN I GET YOU TO SIGN
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00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,301
THE BACK OF THIS CHECK?
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00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,062
AH, YOU WANT
MY AUTOGRAPH.
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00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,471
UH...YEAH, SURE.
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00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,572
BUT WRITE "THUNDERCLEESE."
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00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,473
Thundercleese: WHERE ARE YOU?
I WANT MY PAYCHECK!
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00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,436
HEY, PUT A RUSH
ON THAT, WILL YOU?
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00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,335
Brak: ♪ SO LONG, FOLKS,
SEE YOU SOON ♪
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♪ HOPE YOU LOVED
THE SHOW ♪
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00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,879
♪ COME ON NEXT TIME
IF YOU LIKED IT ♪
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00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,354
♪ BUT IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT,
THEN WATCH SOMETHING ELSE ♪
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00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,154
♪ OH, YEAH,
OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
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00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:24,915
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