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IT'S ON! IT'S ON. OH, TOO LATE! GOT TO MAKE IT!

OH, MY FEET, WALKING SO FAST. WHAT DO YOU SAY, FEET?

"I SAY WE GO, BRAK." I SAY OK, FEET.

OK, LET'S GO. - HALT!

WHAT IS YOUR HURRY, NEIGHBORHOOD BRAT?

ARE YOU FLEEING A RAZOR-TOED SPINE MASHER?

- NO, SIR, MR. THUNDERCLEESE, BUT I'VE GOT TO GO, GO, GO,

OR I'M GOING TO MISS THE BEST SHOW EVER

OF ANY SHOW TO BE SHOWN ON THE SHOW SHOWER.

- TELEVISION IS FOR THE WEAK. A WARRIOR'S MIND MUST BE SHARP.

HA! HUH! HA! - RIGHT.

SAY, WHAT--WHAT TIME YOU GOT THERE, PARTNER?

- TIME IS AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT CREATED

BY CARBON-BASED LIFEFORMS TO MONITOR THEIR ONGOING DECAY.

A WARRIOR--

- SORRY, MR. THUNDERCLEESE, BUT I'VE GOT TO GO

OR I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

SO LONG, "T," BABY.

- HI THERE, MY NAME'S MIKE. I'M A RAZOR-TOED SPINE MASHER.

WANT TO BE PALS? - NEGATIVE.

- AARGH!

- WELL, HELLO, BRAK, HOW WAS YOUR--

- MOMMY! NO TALK. DADDY--TV NOW!

- HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

- OH, HELLO, ZORAK. BRAK'S IN THE, UH--

- I AM VERY ATTRACTED TO YOU.

- I CAN HURT YOU.

- OH, WAKACHIKA WOW!

- AM I LATE? - NO, MY BOY, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.

- ♪ HIS NAME IS SENOR SCIENCE, SCIENCE IS HIS NAME ♪

♪ SO NOW GREAT SENOR SCIENCE WOULD ALSO HAVE TO BE ALSO HIS NAME ♪

- HOLA, CHICOS Y CHICAS.

- BRING ON THE WOMAN!

- LET'S SAY HOLA TO THE FABULOUS CHIQUITA!

[APPLAUSE]

- COOCHIE, COOCHIE, COOCHIE, AH!

- AAH, YES.

- LET'S WATCH AS CHIQUITA DEMONSTRATES BUOYANCY.

- COOCHIE, COOCHIE, COOCHIE, AH!

- WOW, HOW DID SHE DO THAT?

- I DON'T KNOW, BUT KEEP IT COMING.

- THANK YOU, CHIQUITA.

AND NOW, MY FRIENDS,

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT MY LATEST EXPERIMENT

HAS LEFT ME FROZEN IN THIS BLOCK OF FROZEN ICE.

- OH! NO! - OH, BOO HOO. SHOW THE WOMAN.

- I CAN'T VERY WELL DO A SHOW WHEN I'M 90% FROZEN,

BUT YOU CAN USE SCIENCE TO SAVE ME.

LISTEN TO FIND OUT HOW.

- SAVE SENOR SCIENCE BY PURCHASING THE SENOR SCIENCE

SCIENTIFIC MELTING KIT, AVAILABLE NOW FOR ONLY $19.99.

THAT'S NOT MUCH, IS IT? I DON'T THINK SO.

ORDER NOW OR SAY GOODBYE TO THE SENOR AND CHIQUITA. AY!

- SO COLD. SO VERY COLD.

- ♪ HIS NAME IS SENOR SCIENCE AND HE WILL SURELY DIE ♪

♪ UNLESS YOU RUN RIGHT TO YOUR PHONE ♪

♪ AND SENOR SCIENCE MELTING KIT YOU BUY ♪

- DAD, I NEED $20!

- YES, AND I NEED A PREHENSILE TAIL

SO I CAN GRAB ONTO THINGS LIKE A MONKEY.

- SO CAN I HAVE THE MONEY?

- BRAK, I HAVEN'T HAD $20 FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DO HAVE.

- A HAT MADE OUT OF LEMONS?

- NO. - A WATERMELON BOAT?

- NO. I HAVE AN IDEA.

WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON A SHOW AND CHARGE ADMISSION?

- WHAT KIND OF SHOW?

- I WOULD SAY SOMETHING WITH MUSIC AND COMEDY.

- AND MURDER. - NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

- WE COULD MAKE COSTUMES AND BUILD SETS.

- AND USE REAL BLOOD. - SKY'S THE LIMIT.

- HEH HEH HEH!

- DAD, WILL YOU BE IN MY SHOW? - SURE, I WILL.

BUT I WANT MY OWN TRAILER STACKED TO THE HILT WITH EXOTIC CREAMS AND LOTIONS.

- DEAL.

- SAY, FELLAS, CAN I BE IN YOUR SHOW?

- YOU BET, MAMA JAMA. - HOT DAMN.

- IT'LL BE A SHOW FOR EVERYONE WHO LOVES MUSIC.

- AND MURDER. HA HA HA!

- COME ALONG, OLD CHAPS. WE GOT US A SHOW TO DO.

- WELL, TONIGHT'S THE BIG NIGHT.

REMEMBER, PEOPLE, THE FUTURE OF SENOR SCIENCE IS AT STAKE.

- AND DON'T FORGET CHIQUITA. GRRR.

[HOWLING]

- OH, GIVE IT A REST.

- SO LET'S GIVE IT ALL WE GOT.

AND WHEN WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE,

WE'LL TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE AND GIVE THAT, TOO.

AND WHEN THAT'S GONE, WE'LL GO FROM DOOR TO DOOR

SELLING THE LATEST CANDIES,

SOME OF WHICH WE'LL EAT OURSELVES, OF COURSE.

- WILL THERE BE TAFFY? - HOW DO I KNOW?!

- I LIKE TAFFY. SUE ME, WHY DON'T YOU?

- OH! NO! THAT'S MY CUE! I'M ON!

[PIANO PLAYING]

MAN, OH, MAN, IT'S GREAT TO BE A COWBOY.

MAKES THE COWBOY WANT TO SING THE FOLLOWING ASSORTMENT OF WORDS...

♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, MY GOODNESS ♪

♪ WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING IT IS ♪

♪ WITH THE PRAIRIE HEAT ON MY COWBOY FEET ♪

♪ HAVE I MENTIONED I'M A COW...BOY? ♪

OY!

[APPLAUSE]

OH, LOOK. WHO'S THAT I SEE WITH MY COWBOY EYES

IN THAT BUILDING WAY OVER YONDER?

- ADMIRAL RUTHERFORD B. MARBLES,

OWNER OF MARBLES MARBLES, INCORPORATED.

♪ WHEN YOU NEED MARBLES...

[PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT]

♪ TRUST MARBLES

[APPLAUSE]

SISTER CHRISTIAN.

COME TO ME AND WE WILL SPEAK TOGETHER.

- HERE I AM. AT YOUR SERVICE, ADMIRAL.

- MS. CHRISTIAN, THIS IS A SACK OF $10,000 MONEY.

PLEASE GO PUT IT IN THE BANK WITHOUT STEALING IT, MY DARLING.

- I WILL DO THAT AND YOU CAN BE SURE.

♪ EVEN THOUGH THE MONEY MAY BE NICE ♪

♪ IT BELONGS TO ADMIRAL MARBLES ♪

♪ BUT I'D LIKE TO BUY SOME VERY FANCY THINGS ♪

♪ SO MAYBE I'LL STEAL IT AFTER ALL ♪

[APPLAUSE]

- OH, MY GOODNESS.

♪ SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE ♪

♪ WATCH WITH ME, WON'T YOU, AS THE PLOT THICKENS? ♪

- $10,000 MONEY.

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE STOLEN IT, BUT I DID AND NOW IT'S MINE.

HA HA HA. OH, LOOK! A MOTEL.

- WELCOME TO THE PAINFUL ACRES MOTEL,

WHERE OUR MOTTO IS, "WATCH YOUR FRIGGING BACK."

- ♪ DANGER, DANGER, WATCH YOUR FRIGGING BACK ♪

- CAN I HELP YOU...

TO DIE?

HA HA HA HA!

- I NEED A ROOM FOR THE EVENING.

- I'LL PUT YOU IN NUMBER ONE BECAUSE "ONE" STANDS FOR MURDER.

- OH, GREAT.

I HAPPEN TO HAVE $10,000 MONEY IN MY CAR.

I'LL GO GET IT PRESENTLY.

- YEAH, YOU DO THAT. HA HA HA HA.

♪ YEAH...

♪ GUESTS WHO STAY AT THE PAINFUL ACRES ♪

♪ WON'T STAY LONG SO I RENT BY THE HOUR ♪

♪ THEY'LL KNOW WHY WHEN THEY TRY TO TAKE A SHOWER ♪

♪ WITH THE SPIGOT ON HOT

♪ SEE MY SILHOUETTE THROUGH THE CURTAIN ♪

♪ WHY I'M WEARING A DRESS IS UNCERTAIN ♪

♪ WHEN I STEAL YOUR DOUGH, YOU'LL BE HURTING ♪

♪ FROM THE STABBING IN THE SHOWER ♪

♪ WITH THE SPIGOT ON HOT...

[APPLAUSE]

- YOU'RE NOT STABBING ANYONE, PERPETRATOR.

NOT IF THE MIGHTY THUNDERCLEESE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

- YOU'RE NOT THUNDERCLEESE, THUNDERCLEESE.

YOU'RE SHERIFF BUCK SAGEBRUSH.

- BUT MY NAME IS THUNDERCLEESE.

UH-YAH!

- HO!

- MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET HIM DO IT HIS WAY, DEAR.

- ♪ I'M THE LAW, I'M THE LAW, I'M THE LAW ♪

♪ I'M THE LAW, I'M THE LAW, I'M THE LAW...LAW ♪

[APPLAUSE]

- THAT'S NOT HOW I WROTE IT!

BUT I LIKE IT.

- I KNOW WHAT THIS PLAY NEEDS:

A LITTLE MORE DADDY.

YOU JUST WAIT. I'VE GOT SOME PLANS HERE.

- YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

FOR CONSPIRING TO TERMINATE SISTER CHRISTIAN.

- CRAM IT, JERKWATER.

- THAT IS NOT YOUR LINE. ONLY THUNDERCLEESE IMPROVISES.

- LOOK! THE SPACEMAN HAVE ARRIVED.

- DAD, YOU'RE NOT IN THIS PART.

- SHALL I DESTROY HIM?

- HEAVENS, NO, HE'S MY HUSBAND.

- I DON'T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE. I AM THE SPACEMAN!

OHHH...WHERE IS YOUR LEADERS?

I COME IN PEACE.

- DAD!

- BRAK, LET YOUR FATHER BE THE SPACEMAN.

- ALL RIGHT, FINE. HE ACTUALLY MAKES A GOOD SPACEMAN.

OH! IT'S THE FINALE!

♪ OH...OH, MY GOODNESS, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL EVENING IT IS ♪

♪ OUR PLAY'S A SMASH, HOPE YOU PAID IN CASH ♪

♪ SO WE CAN SAVE SENOR SCIENCE... ♪

SCIENCE!

[APPLAUSE]

- LISTEN TO THAT APPLAUSE. THEY LOVE THE SPACEMAN.

- HOW, UH, HOW WAS I? WAS I ALL RIGHT?

- YOU WERE A SERENDIPITOUS TREAT, MY FRIEND.

DELICIOUS.

- I WAS NERVOUS AT FIRST, BUT THEN I STARTED FEELING IT.

INSTINCT TOOK OVER, JUST LIKE IN BATTLE!

HOO-HA!

- PHEW, DOGGIES, I LEFT IT ALL OUT THERE ON THE STAGE.

I'M POOPED.

- SPEAKING OF DOGGIES, MOM, WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO SING?

- I'VE BLOWN SWEETER NOTES FROM MY ASSOPHONE, HA!

[MOM GASPS]

SHAKA ZULU! WOW!

- ♪ BOOM-BA-BA-BOOM-BA--

OH! LOOK AT THE TIME! I NEED TO SEND AWAY

FOR THE SENOR SCIENCE SCIENTIFIC MELTING KIT TOUT SUITE!

- HELLO, AGAIN, CHILDREN.

I'VE HAD QUITE A WEEK SINCE OUR LAST SHOW.

AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M NO LONGER FROZEN IN A BLOCK OF FROZEN ICE,

SO YOU WON'T BE NEEDING YOUR SENOR SCIENCE SCIENTIFIC MELTING KITS.

- WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS BULLCRAP?

- AND NOW, A WORD ABOUT THIS WEEK'S EXPERIMENT.

IT SEEMS THAT LIVE WOLVES DO NOT MAKE COMFORTABLE FOOTWEAR.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THEY'RE EATING THEIR WAY

UP MY LEG AS I SPEAK TO YOU NOW.

OH! AY! WON'T YOU PLEASE--OH!--HELP ME?

OH! LISTEN TO FIND OUT HOW.

- SAVE WHAT'S LEFT OF SENOR SCIENCE BY PURCHASING

THE SENOR SCIENCE SCIENTIFIC CARNIVORE

FOOTWEAR REVERSAL DEVICE-- ONLY $24.99.

YOUR PARENTS WILL PAY FOR IT. THEY'VE GOT THE CHEESE.

CALL NOW.

- AW, MAN. I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO ANOTHER PLAY.

- HIYA, HIYA, HIYA. DID SOMEONE SAY "PLAY"?

YOU KNOW, I DID SUMMER STOCK IN THE REDYULAR QUADRANT.

♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪

♪ PUT ME IN THE SHOW, IN THE SHOW, IN THE SHOW ♪

♪ WHAT YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU KNOW ♪

♪ HOW YOU LIKE, HOW YOU LIKE MY RAZOR TOE ♪

♪ RAZOR TOE, RAZOR TOE, HO WO WO, WHOO! ♪

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