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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:05,565 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:24,621 - MOTHER, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE VELVET WARM-UP SUIT? 3 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,061 - ISN'T IT IN YOUR EXERCISE DRAWER? 4 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:30,426 - WELL, NOW, HOW WILL I KNOW THAT UNLESS YOU GO OPEN THE DRAWER AND LOOK? 5 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:31,827 - HONEY, CAN'T YOU DO THAT YOURSELF? 6 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:34,768 - WELL, YES, BUT THEN WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT OF ME ASKING YOU TO DO IT? 7 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,574 - I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE SATURDAY 8 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:39,907 COOKING AND CLEANING AND PLUNGING TOILETS-- 9 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,343 - I WANT MY WARM-UP SUIT! 10 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:42,838 - HEY, ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING? 11 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:45,809 - NO, DEAR. YOUR FATHER'S JUST BEHAVING LIKE AN ASS. 12 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,579 - WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOW. YOU MARRIED ONE. 13 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:49,817 - YES, I DID, AND I'M STARTING TO REGRET IT! 14 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,723 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? IT'S TIME TO FEED MY STOMACH! 15 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:53,986 - FEED IT YOURSELF! [DOOR SLAMS] 16 00:00:54,053 --> 00:00:58,533 - WELL, BRAK, IT LOOKS LIKE ONCE AGAIN I AM THE WINNER. 17 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,491 - [HUMMING] 18 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,490 - HOW'S IT GOING, GIRLS? 19 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,831 - HEY, HEY, HEY, ZORAK, WHO'S THAT GUY WITH YOU? 20 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,928 - ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 21 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,400 I AM MOBAB VON HOFFMAN. 22 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:10,569 PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD OF ME. 23 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:12,767 - I SURE HAVE-- JUST A SECOND AGO, 24 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:15,609 WHEN YOU SAID, "I AM MOBAB VON HOFFMAN." 25 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:18,745 - HEH HEH HEH! YOU'RE NOT VERY BRIGHT, ARE YOU? 26 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:19,982 - WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 27 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:23,346 - AH, THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT MEETING NEW PEOPLE. 28 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:24,546 THEY'RE NOT AS SMART AS I AM. 29 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:28,347 - HEH HEH HEH HEH! AIN'T HE A RIOT? I MET HIM AT THE CLUB. 30 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:32,231 - YES, THE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB. GENTLEMEN ONLY, PLEASE. 31 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:34,832 - CAN I JOIN? I'M A GENTLEMAN. WATCH THIS. 32 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:38,204 [BRITISH ACCENT] ALLOW ME TO PEEL YOUR BISCUIT, GRANDMAMA. 33 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:41,944 - I'M SORRY, BUT ZORAK TOOK THE LAST AVAILABLE MEMBERSHIP, 34 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:46,211 FOLLOWING THE UNTIMELY PASSING OF COLONEL NOSEWORTHY. 35 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:47,042 - HEH! YEAH. 36 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:48,836 IT TOOK HIM ALL NIGHT TO DIE. HEH HEH. 37 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:53,408 - BRAK, TELL YOUR FATHER THAT HIS PUPPETS HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT. 38 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,150 - THEY'RE NOT PUPPETS, THEY'RE MARIONETTES! 39 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:57,476 - NOT ANYMORE. 40 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:58,990 - AHHH! 41 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:03,522 AND WHO IS THIS VISION OF EXQUISITE BEAUTY? 42 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:05,830 - FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. 43 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:08,092 ♪ THAT'S MY MOM ♪ 44 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:13,931 ♪ SHE GOES BY THE NAME OF MOM ♪ 45 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,970 ♪ "M" IS FOR HER RAZZMATAZZ ♪ 46 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:20,236 ♪ "O" IS FOR THE WAY SHE TALKS ♪ 47 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:23,676 ♪ THE OTHER "M" IS THERE BECAUSE ♪ 48 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:28,183 ♪ YOU CAN'T HAVE A MOM WITHOUT "Ms" ♪ 49 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:28,948 AH! 50 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,045 - WHAT A LOVELY NAME-- 51 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:32,047 "MOM." 52 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:34,018 HOW IT ROLLS OFF THE BEAK, 53 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,617 LIKE SWEET SPRING RAIN 54 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:39,388 KISSING THE PLUMP, RIPE SKIN OF A NECTARINE 55 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,799 AS IT BEGS TO BE PLUCKED AND DEVOURED. 56 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:44,802 - OH, WHAT A WONDERFUL COMPLIMENT. 57 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:47,374 I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN WHAT ONE SOUNDED LIKE. 58 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:48,743 - OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 59 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:52,711 JUST YESTERDAY I SAY YOU WERE A LUCKY WOMAN... TO HAVE A MAN LIKE ME. 60 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,272 - YOU SELF-CENTERED BOOB. 61 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,040 YOU HAVE THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN ALL THE GALAXIES, 62 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:01,510 BUT YOU CAN'T SEE PAST YOUR OWN GREASY MUSTACHE. 63 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:03,481 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 64 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:06,390 MOTHER, MY MUSTACHE NEEDS GROOMING. HOP TO IT. 65 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:07,792 - OOH! - COME ON. 66 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:08,864 I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY. 67 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:12,032 - OH, DEAR LADY, LET ME TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ALL THIS. 68 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:14,861 I'LL SHOW YOU THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE. 69 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:17,928 - COME TO THINK OF IT, I COULD USE A LITTLE TIME AWAY 70 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:19,667 FROM...SOME PEOPLE. 71 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:22,542 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT TAKING BILLY WHISKERS. 72 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:24,002 HE STAYS WITH ME. 73 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,200 - BAAA! 74 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:28,141 - MOM, ARE YOU REALLY GOING AWAY WITH THIS GERMAN GENTLEMAN? 75 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:29,977 - WHY, YES, DEAR, I THINK I MIGHT, 76 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,613 AND I'M NOT SURE WHEN I'LL BE BACK. 77 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,347 - OH, I GET IT. 78 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:39,894 - SHALL WE GO, MY DARLING? 79 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,893 THE UNIVERSE BECKONS. 80 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:45,785 - OOH, MOBAB. THE PLAYER HAS PLAYED. 81 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:47,228 - DAD, SHE'S GONE! 82 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:51,703 WHEN I SAID I GOT IT, I WAS TRYING TO LOOK SMART! 83 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:55,804 BUT I'M NOT SMART! I DIDN'T GET IT AT ALL! 84 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:56,868 - BRAK, STOP BAWLING. 85 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:58,266 SHE PROBABLY JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR, 86 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:02,208 PREPARING TO CRAWL IN AND BEG ME TO TAKE HER BACK. 87 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:05,006 OK, SHE'S GONE. 88 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,508 [WAILING] 89 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:11,022 - IT'S YOUR FAULT, ZORAK. 90 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:14,754 IF YOU HADN'T BROUGHT THAT BRUTALLY HANDSOME GENTLEMAN INTO THIS HOUSE, 91 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,261 I'D STILL HAVE A MOMMY! 92 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,792 - AND I WOULD STILL HAVE A ROBUST WOMAN 93 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:24,058 TO CARRY MY COFFEE BEANS TO THE ROASTING FACILITY! 94 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,570 - I FEEL SO ABANDONED! 95 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:29,802 WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF US TILL MOM GETS BACK? 96 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:32,569 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 97 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,939 - HMM. I WONDER... 98 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,708 - AND HOW ARE THE MEN IN MY LIFE TODAY? 99 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:41,307 - FANTASTIC. I GREW 6 INCHES LAST NIGHT. 100 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:42,381 - OH, YOU! 101 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,518 - I GREW 6 INCHES, TOO, MOM! 102 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:45,854 - I NEED NEW PANTS. 103 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:47,118 - WHO'S FOR JOHNNYCAKES? 104 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:48,586 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 105 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:52,025 - WHY, I'M TENDING TO THE NEEDS OF MY LOVED ONES. 106 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:54,591 - COME ON! WE'RE GETTIN' OUT OF HERE! 107 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,861 - MAMA! DON'T LEAVE ME! 108 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:58,529 - GOOD-BYE, SON. 109 00:04:58,598 --> 00:04:59,698 - AW, MAN! 110 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:03,636 THAT'S THE SECOND MOM I LOST, AND IT'S NOT EVEN LUNCHTIME! 111 00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:05,073 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 112 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,778 - I'LL TELL YOU, DAD, IN SONG. 113 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:11,441 ♪ GOOD OLD MOM ♪ 114 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:17,021 ♪ WITH COOKIE CRUMBS IN HER HAIR ♪ 115 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:21,223 ♪ I MISS HER SO ♪ 116 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:27,364 ♪ WHO'S GONNA ACID-WASH MY JEANS? ♪ 117 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:33,627 ♪ WHO'S GONNA PORK MY PORK AND BEANS? 118 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:40,370 - ♪ WHO WILL RINSE MY MUSTACHE CLEAN? ♪ 119 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:48,850 ♪ WHEREFORE ART THOU, MOM? ♪ 120 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:53,489 - I'VE ALWAYS SAID THERE'S NOTHING QUITE AS ROMANTIC 121 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:57,193 AS STROLLING THE 42nd MOON OF DYMEXION 122 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:59,956 DURING THE SEASON OF GLARNENNA. 123 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,756 DON'T YOU AGREE, DARLING? 124 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,958 - YES, IT--IT'S ALL BEEN VERY NICE, 125 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,230 BUT I REALLY THINK THAT I SHOULD JUST-- 126 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,869 - ♪ MY LOVE ♪ 127 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:12,635 ♪ SHE'S A VERY SEXY LADY ♪ 128 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:17,305 ♪ THE KIND YOU CAN TAKE HOME TO MOMMY ♪ 129 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:21,006 ♪ WILL YOU MARRY ME? ♪ 130 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:26,050 - MR. VON HOFFMAN, I CAN'T MARRY YOU. I'M ALREADY MARRIED. 131 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,589 - UNHAPPILY, I MIGHT ADD. 132 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:29,463 - DON'T LET APPEARANCES FOOL YOU. 133 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:30,992 I LOVE MY HUSBAND VERY MUCH. 134 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:35,027 - THEN WHY DID YOU LEAVE HIM TO ACCOMPANY ME ON THIS ROMANTIC JUNKET? 135 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:37,634 - I WANTED TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS. 136 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:39,197 I--I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS. 137 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:42,465 NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST TAKE ME HOME TO MY FAMILY-- 138 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:46,465 - OH, NO. THAT WOULD BE QUITE UNACCEPTABLE, THANK YOU. 139 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,409 I HAVE PLANS FOR US. 140 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,684 HA HA HA HA! 141 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,042 BIG, BIG PLANS. 142 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,750 HA HA HA HA... 143 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:53,882 - OH, DEAR. 144 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:55,816 - BRAK, HAVE YOU FINISHED STRAIGHTENING UP THE KITCHEN? 145 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,452 - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN DIDDY. [FLIES BUZZING] 146 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:01,488 - AND THE, UH, LIVING ROOM-- IS IT STILL ON FIRE? 147 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,764 - YEAH, BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE IT CONTAINED. 148 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:07,633 - WELL, THEN, I THINK WE'RE GETTING ALONG JUST FINE WITHOUT YOUR MOTHER. 149 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,733 DON'T YOU? HEY, LOOK AT THIS: 150 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,196 "HANDSOME MONSTER STEALING WOMEN." 151 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,665 - HEY, DAD, THAT LOOKS LIKE MOBAB! 152 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:16,274 - IT DOES, DOESN'T IT? OH, LOOK! 153 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:19,665 THE EXPLODING CIRCUS IS COMING TO TOWN, ONE NIGHT ONLY! 154 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:20,839 I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO THAT. 155 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:24,277 - DAD, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? MOM'S IN DANGER! 156 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:25,813 WE HAVE TO SAVE HER! 157 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:26,548 - AI! 158 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:27,752 - HEY, GIVE ME 10 BUCKS. 159 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:30,284 - ZORAK! MOBAB HAS MOMNAPPED MOM! 160 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:33,349 WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE HE LIVES, RIGHT NOW! 161 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:34,389 - AH, CERTAINLY. 162 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:37,463 I THINK I COULD PROVIDE YOU WITH THAT INFORMATION. 163 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:39,663 - THANKS, BUDDY. I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU. 164 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:41,555 - I WOULD THINK A GENTLEMAN OF MY STATURE 165 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:46,667 WOULD REQUIRE A FEE OF, SAY, $50 TO FUND MY EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT. 166 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:49,942 - ZORAK, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY MOM'S LIFE HERE! 167 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:51,672 - SO WE ARE, SO WE ARE. 168 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:54,637 IT'S ALWAYS HARD TO PUT A PRICE ON LIFE, 169 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,677 ESPECIALLY ONE'S MOTHER. 170 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:58,182 SO HOW ABOUT 75 BUCKS? 171 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,814 - I HAVE $3.00 IN CHANGE. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. 172 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,010 - YOU, SIR, HAVE A DEAL. 173 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:03,621 MOBAB LIVES IN A COZY LITTLE CAVE, 174 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:07,693 AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO GET THERE. YOU GOT TO GO ROUND... 175 00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:11,389 - HEH HEH HEH HEH! 176 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:13,657 AND SO, MY DARLING, ANY MOMENT NOW, 177 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:15,896 YOU WILL EMERGE FROM YOUR COCOON, 178 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:19,432 TRANSFORMED INTO MY IDEAL WOMAN! 179 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:24,368 AND YOU'LL BE MINE, ALL MINE! 180 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,637 HA HA HA HA! 181 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:29,035 - OH, HELLO THERE, HANDSOME MONSTER! 182 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:33,048 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE ME TO THE PICTURE SHOW? 183 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:35,152 I'LL SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME. 184 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:37,124 - BRAK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 185 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,493 - BRAK? OH, NO! 186 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:42,152 MY NAME IS GLORIA-- 187 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:44,891 G-L-O-R-I-A. 188 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:46,157 - BRAK? - WHAT? 189 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:49,455 - WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF I HAD SUCCUMBED TO YOUR ADVANCES? 190 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:51,358 ARE YOU PREPARED FOR MY KIND OF LOVE? 191 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,800 - WELL, I WASN'T GONNA LET YOU SCORE OR NOTHIN'-- 192 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,336 - THAT'S A TERRIBLE COSTUME. TERRIBLE. 193 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:57,442 I CAN SEE THE STITCHING. 194 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,943 - WE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME! WE DID THE BEST WE COULD! 195 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:03,076 - WELL, YOUR PLAN, SUCH AS IT WAS, HAS FAILED. 196 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:07,212 MOM IS MINE NOW. YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. 197 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,750 NEVER! HA HA HA HA! 198 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:10,575 AH. 199 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:14,290 - OH, MOTHER, IF ONLY YOU WERE HERE, 200 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:17,323 I WOULD PEPPER THE CHEEK OF YOUR CHOICE 201 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:21,460 WITH SPECIAL KISSES OF SADNESS AND REGRET. 202 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:22,187 - [SIGHS] 203 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,201 - FOR MUCH LIKE THE MELON 204 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:25,162 WHO DOESN'T STOP TO THANK THE FERTILIZER 205 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,401 FOR MAKING IT FAT AND DELICIOUS, 206 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:30,096 I HAVE NEGLECTED YOU. 207 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:31,199 - [MUFFLED GRUNTING] 208 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,140 - WHAT WAS THAT? - I HEARD NOTHING. 209 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:34,105 - [MUFFLED GRUNTING] 210 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:35,143 - I DIDN'T HEAR THAT, EITHER. 211 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:39,007 ♪ LA DA DEE DEE DEE... ♪ 212 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,148 - AAH! MOBAB! 213 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:42,852 - W-WHY, MOTHER! WHAT A SURPRISE. 214 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:43,875 HEH HEH HEH! 215 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,850 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING YOUR INK CHANGED TODAY. 216 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,118 - YOU'VE GOT A WOMAN IN THERE! 217 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:50,056 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT COCOONING IN MY HOUSE! 218 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,122 - I'M 35, MOTHER! 219 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,030 I LIVE IN YOUR BASEMENT! I'M LONELY! 220 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:56,162 - WELL, NO WONDER YOU'RE LONELY! LOOK AT YOU! NOT A HAIR ON YOU! 221 00:09:56,228 --> 00:10:00,098 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, MOTHER? YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE AWAY MY TINY PIES, ARE YOU? 222 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:03,466 - YOU HAVE SEEN YOUR LAST TINY PIE, YOUNG MAN! 223 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,496 - OH, PLEASE DON'T, MOMMY. 224 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:06,140 I'LL SING YOUR FAVORITE SONG. AHEM. 225 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:10,175 ♪ YOU KNOW HOW YOUR SONNY BUNNY LOVES HIS TINY PIES ♪ 226 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:10,982 - AW, SHUT UP! 227 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,183 - DAD, DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID? 228 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:15,754 THERE'S A WOMAN IN THAT COCOON! YOU THINK IT'S MOM? 229 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:16,815 - WELL, SHE IS A WOMAN. 230 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:18,422 HEY, WHO DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TALK TO 231 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:19,924 ABOUT GETTING ONE OF THOSE PIES? 232 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,486 - WE NEED TO GET HER OUT OF THERE. 233 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:22,624 - I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT THING. 234 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,518 - BUT, DAD-- - MY BACK HURTS. 235 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,960 [RUMBLING, CRACKING] 236 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,396 - IT'S HATCHING, DADDY! 237 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,862 - UH-OH. 238 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,130 - MOM? 239 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:38,373 - YOU KNOW, MOTHER, I MEANT EVERYTHING I SAID BACK THERE. 240 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:39,507 - [SQUAWKS] 241 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:43,412 - HEY, DAD, HOW LONG YOU THINK MOM'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS? 242 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,476 - I DON'T KNOW, 243 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,653 BUT I THINK I'M GOING TO BUNK WITH YOU FOR A WHILE. 244 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,453 - HEY, LOOK, THERE'S MY SCHOOL. 245 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:53,945 - YES, AND OVER THERE'S THE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB. 246 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:57,290 - I RODE WITH COLONEL NOSEWORTHY 247 00:10:57,356 --> 00:11:00,126 IN THE HABERDASHERY CAMPAIGN. 248 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:03,302 [CLEARING THROAT, STAMMERING] 249 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:04,532 - SCREW YOU! 250 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,327 - [CHUCKLING] WHAT A SPORT! 251 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:10,169 WHEN I SAID THAT I RODE WITH COLONEL NOSEWORTHY 252 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:13,106 IN THE HABERDASHERY CAMPAIGN, YOU TOLD ME TO SCREW ME! 253 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,882 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 254 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:21,551 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 255 00:11:21,601 --> 00:11:26,151 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 19054

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