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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:05,142 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:07,165 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,410 --www.ncicap.org-- 4 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:23,158 - HEY, ZORAK. 5 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,593 GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA BE AT THE TALENT SHOW THIS YEAR. 6 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,628 - A LOSER. - EHH! WRONG! 7 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:31,464 I'M GONNA BE A POTATO AND SING MY AMAZING POTATO SONG. 8 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,771 - UGH. I CAN'T WAIT NOT TO HEAR IT. 9 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,073 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? AREN'T YOU GONNA BE THERE? 10 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:39,166 - OH. I'LL BE THERE. I'LL BE THERE. 11 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:40,169 [SCREAMING] 12 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,480 HOO HOO HAW HA! HOO HOO HAW HA! 13 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,242 HOO HA HA HA! 14 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:45,480 - HOT POTATO COMING THROUGH! 15 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,345 - BURN! BURN! 16 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:48,954 - SO THEN I GET A LETTER THAT SAYS, 17 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:51,945 "PLEASE STOP SENDING DEVILED EGGS TO THE BISHOP." 18 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:53,918 - MAYBE YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR RECIPE, DEAR. 19 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:57,917 - MY RECIPE IS PERFECT! THE BISHOP IS A FOOL. 20 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,091 [DOORBELL RINGS] 21 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:01,489 I'LL GET IT. WHO IS IT? 22 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,601 - IT IS I--CLONEBORG. 23 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:06,373 - MOTHER, DO WE KNOW A MR. I CLONEBORG? 24 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:07,973 - WELL, NOW, LET'S SEE. 25 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:08,974 [CRASH] 26 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:10,695 [WHIRRING] 27 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,810 - I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOU. 28 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:14,142 [BEEPING] 29 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:17,037 PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM, THUNDERCLESE. 30 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,810 - WHOA! WHOA! HOLD ON THERE, STEELY DAN. 31 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:22,819 I AM HAPPY TO REPORT, I AM NOT THUNDERCLESE. 32 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:25,522 - HE LIVES DOWN THE STREET IN THE BIG BLACK FORTRESS. 33 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,885 [BEEPING] 34 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:29,863 - OUT THE DOOR AND TO THE LEFT. YOU CAN'T MISS IT. 35 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,463 - EXCEPT FOR THAT YOU ALREADY DID. 36 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:35,825 - PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM, THUNDERCLESE. 37 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,395 - WELL, HE SEEMED NICE ENOUGH. 38 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,874 - OH. DOES SOMEONE HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND? 39 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,104 - NOW, HONEY, ALL I SAID WAS-- 40 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:45,238 - I MAY NOT HAVE 17-INCH CLAWS, BUT WHEN I GRIP YOU, 41 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:47,235 YOU'LL KNOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN GRIPPED! 42 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,737 - GOOD MORNING, MOM. GOOD MORNING, DAAH! 43 00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:52,049 - HA HA HA! YOU FELL. 44 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:54,151 - OH, NOW LOOK. THAT CLONEBORG LEFT 45 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,454 A PUDDLE OF OIL ON MY KITCHEN FLOOR. 46 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:58,686 - CLONEBORG? DID HE KILL ANYBODY? 47 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:00,121 - NO. HE HAD THE WRONG ADDRESS, 48 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:02,186 SO WE SENT HIM OVER TO THUNDERCLESE'S. 49 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:05,385 - SMACKDOWN! OH, YEAH! 50 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,128 [DOOR SHUTS] 51 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:08,163 [LASERS FIRE] 52 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,158 [EXPLOSION] 53 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:12,099 AAH! 54 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:13,565 OHH. 55 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,003 - ZORAK, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 56 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,438 - YEAH. I THINK I-- 57 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:20,935 - OH. WAIT A MINUTE. I'LL GO GET MY JAR. 58 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:24,877 - AGAIN WITH THE JAR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BUILDING A MONSTER? 59 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,554 OH. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU ARE. 60 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:27,913 HOW'S THAT COMING FOR YOU? 61 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,521 - VERY NICELY, THANK YOU. 62 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:33,523 - FINALLY. ECH. I WAS DYING OUT THERE. 63 00:02:33,586 --> 00:02:35,586 HEY, SWEETCHEEKS, GET ME A BEER, WILL YOU? 64 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,715 - I HAVE SOME ROOT BEER. 65 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:37,919 - DID I SAY ROOT BEER? 66 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,361 - HEY, ZORAK. HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE YOU. 67 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:42,456 - YEAH. I WAS JUST NOTICING THAT. 68 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:45,469 - AND YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MAN VOICE. 69 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,102 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 70 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:48,226 - LET ME EXPLAIN, KID. 71 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,671 THE NAME'S CARMINE. THAT'S RIGHT--CARMINE. 72 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,737 I'VE BEEN LIVING IN YOUR THROAT FOR YEARS. 73 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:54,305 WHEN YOU TOOK THAT SHOT TO THE NECK JUST NOW, 74 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:55,744 IT SHOOK ME LOOSE. 75 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:58,278 - WELL, THIS SUCKS. PASS THAT JAR OVER. 76 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,884 I'M GONNA SWALLOW THAT LUMP TO GET MY VOICE BACK. 77 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,817 - THAT WOULD BE A BIG MISTAKE, JACK. 78 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:07,152 I CAN MAKE YOU RICH, AND I MEAN STUPID RICH. 79 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,120 - I'M LISTENING. 80 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:09,887 THAT NEW VOICE OF YOURS IS A GOLD MINE. 81 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,656 THAT'S RIGHT, A MINE FULL OF GOLD. 82 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,994 GO ON. TRY IT OUT. WHY DON'T YOU SING A FEW BARS? 83 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,800 - WHY DON'T YOU BITE ME? 84 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,702 - LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. 85 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:18,934 WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE SINGER? 86 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,328 - NOTORIOUS FLUFFY G. 87 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,500 - THAT'S RIGHT, HE IS, BUT WHEN I MET HIM, 88 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,669 HE WAS A HAIRBALL LIVING IN A FAT MAN'S POCKET. 89 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:25,737 - WOW. 90 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:27,805 - THEN I TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING I KNOW, 91 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,844 AND TODAY, HE AND HIS MULTIMILLIONS 92 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:33,479 LIVE IN THE BIGGEST MANSION IN MANSIONLAND. 93 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,746 - AND YOU DID ALL THIS LIVING IN ZORAK'S THROAT? 94 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:38,515 - BUTT OUT, GRAMPS. I'M TALKING ABOUT MANSIONLAND! 95 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:41,515 - MANSIONLAND. HMM. 96 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,518 - GO AHEAD AND SING SOMETHING, ZORAK. 97 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:44,860 - OF COURSE, IT WON'T BE AS GOOD AS ME, 98 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:47,194 BUT THEN, WHO IS? 99 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,760 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SING. 100 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,898 - JUST SING WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART, DEAR. 101 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:54,074 - ALL RIGHT. YOU ASKED FOR IT. 102 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:59,173 ♪ MY HEART IS FULL OF HATRED AND LOATHING ♪ 103 00:03:59,238 --> 00:04:05,978 ♪ FOR YOUR UGLY FACES AND STUPID, STUPID CLOTHING ♪ 104 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:08,505 - OH, ZORAK, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 105 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,521 - IF MY EARS COULD TALK, THEY WOULD SAY, 106 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,293 "THANK YOU, ZORAK. YOU HAVE ENRICHED US BOTH." 107 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:14,653 - I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SO GREAT. 108 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,261 - I MEAN, WHERE WERE THE COSTUMES? 109 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:19,532 WHERE WERE THE FLASH POTS? WHERE WAS THE DRY ICE FOG? 110 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:22,832 - WHOA! DO I SMELL THE STINK OF JEALOUSY? 111 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:23,895 [FART] 112 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,063 - ZORAK, WHY DON'T YOU SING THAT SONG 113 00:04:25,131 --> 00:04:26,731 TONIGHT AT THE TALENT SHOW? 114 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:28,329 YOU'D BE CERTAIN TO WIN FIRST PRIZE. 115 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:30,741 - DON'T YOU MEAN SECOND PRIZE, MOM? 116 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,413 - OF COURSE, DEAR. 117 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,772 YOU'RE GOING TO WIN. 118 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:35,911 - THE BROAD'S RIGHT, KID. 119 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:38,035 COME ON. LET'S GO WORK UP A NUMBER. 120 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:42,081 - YEAH, ZORAK. YOU GO OFF WITH YOUR NEW FRIEND CARMINE, 121 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,818 BUT I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT AT THE TALENT SHOW, 122 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:47,954 AND WHEN I SAY SEE YOU, I MEAN SEE YOU, BUDDY, 123 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:51,161 BECAUSE POTATOES HAVE QUITE A NUMBER OF EYES! 124 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,934 NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH! 125 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:54,062 [DOORBELL RINGS] 126 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,427 WELL, I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE. 127 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,925 - IT IS I--CLONEBORG TWO. 128 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:00,227 I HAVE COME TO AVENGE THE DEATH OF-- 129 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:01,669 [BEEPING] 130 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,104 CLONEBORG. 131 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,269 - AY CON FLAUTAS. NOT AGAIN. 132 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:10,438 - ♪ OH, I'M A JOLLY SPUD, AND PEOPLE CALL ME BUD ♪ 133 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,210 ♪ I LIVE DOWN IN THE MUD 134 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:14,578 ♪ WITH ALL THE OTHER TUBERS 135 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,947 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 136 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:19,987 TOP THAT, GENTLEMEN. 137 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,223 - ALL RIGHT, KID. 138 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:24,217 GET OUT THERE AND WASH THE STINK OUT OF THEIR HEADS. 139 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,960 [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] 140 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:30,525 - ♪ I WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL YOUR HEAD FALLS OFF ♪ 141 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:34,566 ♪ THEN I'LL KICK YOUR HEAD AND KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN ♪ 142 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:39,244 ♪ WHY? I DON'T THINK IT'S LEARNED ITS LESSON ♪ 143 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:41,405 ♪ OPEN THE DOOR, SUCKER 144 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:46,354 ♪ IT'S ZORAK HERE TO KICK YOUR ASS ♪ 145 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,282 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 146 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:51,217 YOU'RE AN UGLY AUDIENCE, AND I HATE YOU ALL. 147 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:54,324 - AND THE WINNER IS ZORAK! 148 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:57,187 - I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU MAKE ME SICK. 149 00:05:57,256 --> 00:06:01,326 - SAVE SOME FOR LATER, KID. MONEY! 150 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,134 - YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 151 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,926 MY POTATO SONG HAS WON THIS CONTEST EVERY YEAR. 152 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:09,369 THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. 153 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:11,465 - LOOK, ZORAK. HE'S GONNA CRY. 154 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,767 - YEAH. WHY DOESN'T HE GO CRY TO HIS MOMMY? 155 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,210 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I INTEND TO DO 156 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:18,905 RIGHT AFTER I TELL YOU THAT WE'RE OFFICIALLY... 157 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:20,078 [GASPS] 158 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,546 BROKEN UP! 159 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:24,615 - WELL, BABY, THE SWEETBREAD'S IN THE OVEN, 160 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:27,894 AND THE SUN'S COMING UP ON THE CABBAGE FARM. 161 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,094 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 162 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,315 - UH, NEVER MIND. LET'S GO. 163 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:33,359 I GOT YOU BOOKED SOLID FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS! 164 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:38,503 - WHAT A NIGHT! 165 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,404 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 166 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,666 - MONEY! 167 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:49,477 - I'M RICH! 168 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,780 - HEY. I GOT ANOTHER ROUTINE TO TRY ON YOU GUYS, OK? 169 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,116 - BRAK, THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR WEEKS. 170 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:57,852 [EXPLOSION] 171 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,117 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 172 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:03,155 - NOW, FATHER. GO AHEAD, BRAK. SING US YOUR LITTLE SONG. 173 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:07,462 - ♪ I'M HOT FOR YOU, BABY, I'M A BIG OLD BEET ♪ 174 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:11,697 ♪ I'M RED BUT NOT EMBARRASSED, AND I AM GOOD WITH MEAT ♪ 175 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:15,574 ♪ OF COURSE, I MAKE AN EXCELLENT BORSCHT ♪ 176 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:20,135 ♪ AND I'M HOT FOR YOU, BABY 177 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,806 - WELL, YOU'RE NO ZORAK. 178 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:24,344 - AW, MAN. I GIVE UP. 179 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,780 - HONEY, MAYBE PEOPLE JUST DON'T WANT THEIR VEGETABLES TO SING. 180 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:30,777 - OR MAYBE WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS JUST NO GOOD. 181 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,150 - YOU KEEP AT IT, BRAKLEY. 182 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,918 I KNOW YOU'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING WONDERFUL. 183 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,987 - YOU KNOW IT, BABY! 184 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:39,426 - I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO STOP ENCOURAGING HIM. 185 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:40,562 [DOORBELL RINGS] 186 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,856 MOTHER, DID YOU PUT THE SIGN UP LIKE I TOLD YOU? 187 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:44,359 - OH, DEAR. I FORGOT. 188 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:45,630 [BEEPING] 189 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:48,128 - I AM CLONEBORG 167. 190 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,441 [BEEPING] 191 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:50,472 I HAVE COME TO-- 192 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:52,236 - THAT'S NICE. DOWN THE STREET ON THE LEFT. 193 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:56,235 - ♪ LIKE I SAID, I HATE YOU JERKS ♪ 194 00:07:56,309 --> 00:08:00,379 ♪ WHAT A BUNCH OF STUPID JERKS 195 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:04,276 ♪ I'LL SMACK YOU UP AND STOMP YOU DOWN ♪ 196 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,250 ♪ STOMP YOU BACK TO UGLYTOWN 197 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,459 ♪ OR MAYBE I'LL KICK YOUR FAT ASS ♪ 198 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,692 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 199 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:13,626 THAT'S ALL YOU GET, MORONS. NOW GO TO HELL. 200 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,063 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE] 201 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,127 - HEY, NO, NO, NO! 202 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:19,066 - I JUST DON'T GET IT. 203 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:20,331 - WHAT'S UP YOUR SHOOT? 204 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:21,629 - I TELL THEM HOW MUCH I HATE THEM, 205 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:22,871 AND THEY LOVE ME FOR IT. 206 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:25,535 - EH, SO WHAT IF YOU'RE MAKING THE POOR SLOBS HAPPY? 207 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,105 - I HATE IT, THAT'S WHAT. 208 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,443 I LIKED IT A LOT BETTER WHEN I WAS MAKING THEM MISERABLE. 209 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:30,938 - YEAH, BUT THE MONEY'S GOOD, RIGHT? 210 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,950 - WHAT MONEY? YOU HAVEN'T PAID ME YET. 211 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:34,952 - THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE BROKE, HONEY BABY, 212 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,184 AND I AIN'T COOKING THE BOOKS, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 213 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,050 - WHAT HAPPENED? WE MUST HAVE MADE A FORTUNE. 214 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:41,048 - YEAH, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE TAXES. 215 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,720 THEN THE MARKET TANKED, AND THE EX-WIFE CAME CLIMBING UP MY POLE AGAIN. 216 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:47,030 BUT DON'T WORRY, BIG DADDY. WE'LL MAKE MORE MONEY. 217 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,033 - NO, WE WON'T, BECAUSE I QUIT. 218 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:50,725 NOW GIVE ME MY VOICE BACK. 219 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,096 - HA! SORRY, JUNIOR, 220 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:53,734 BUT I'VE HAD A TASTE OF THE GOOD LIFE, 221 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,799 AND THERE AIN'T NO WAY I'M GOING BACK TO CLOWNTOWN. 222 00:08:56,869 --> 00:09:01,809 SO LONG, SUCKER. HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 223 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,008 - UH, WHERE'S MY LUNCH? 224 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,579 - OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE-- 225 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:13,388 MR. WINS THE TALENT SHOW, DESERTS HIS BEST FRIEND TO BE A FAMOUS SINGER 226 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:18,192 ONLY TO FIND THAT HE'S UNHAPPY MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY... 227 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:19,357 [INHALES] 228 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:21,955 AND NOT GETTING PAID, SO HE QUITS THE MUSIC BUSINESS 229 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,498 AND COMES BACK BEGGING FOR MY FORGIVENESS, 230 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:28,903 WHICH I WILL HAPPILY GIVE. 231 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:31,798 I LOVE YOU, ZORAK! 232 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:33,071 - STAY AWAY FROM ME. 233 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,639 - OK. THAT'S SETTLED. 234 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:36,037 NOW WE NEED TO GET YOUR VOICE BACK. 235 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:37,208 WHERE'S CARMINE? 236 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:38,776 - DAMNED IF I KNOW. 237 00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:41,214 - ACCORDING TO THIS, HE HAS USED ZORAK'S MONEY TO PURCHASE 238 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,380 THE MOST SPLENDID MANSION IN MANSIONLAND. 239 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:45,890 - HE SAID WE WERE BROKE. 240 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,792 - NO. IT SAYS HERE THAT WAS A LIE. 241 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,463 - COME ON, BUDDY. WE'RE HEADING FOR MANSIONLAND. 242 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:52,833 IT'S TIME TO PUT A LUMP IN YOUR THROAT. 243 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,062 [DOORBELL RINGS] 244 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,896 - THUNDERCLESE DOES NOT LIVE HERE! 245 00:09:56,963 --> 00:10:00,703 - I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES. I'D RATHER NOT GO DOWN THERE. 246 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,296 I DON'T WANT TO DIE. 247 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,809 - AH. LET ME GET YOU A DEVILED EGG. 248 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:10,681 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 249 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:14,683 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 250 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:16,847 - YEAH. WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, CHIEF? 251 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,516 - GREETINGS. I HAVE RECENTLY BEEN TOLD 252 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:22,085 THAT I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MAN VOICE. 253 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,094 I AM CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE 254 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:28,126 WHO CAN MAKE ME A SUCCESSFUL SINGER ON THE STAGE. 255 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,804 - WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 256 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:31,432 THAT VOICE OF YOURS IS MONEY IN THE BANK. 257 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,567 THAT'S RIGHT, A BANK FULL OF MONEY. 258 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,632 - I CERTAINLY HOPE I WON'T HAVE TO SHAVE OFF 259 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:39,311 MY HANDSOME MUSTACHE AND DERBY HAT. 260 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,312 - ARE YOU KIDDING? DON'T TOUCH IT. COME ON IN. 261 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,544 - GET HIM, ZORAK! - DON'T TOUCH THE LID! 262 00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,809 - OHH! THAT'S IT! WATCH OUT! GET HIM! 263 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:47,648 OHH! GRAB HIM! 264 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:48,653 - AAH! 265 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:49,684 [GULP] 266 00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,079 - WELCOME HOME, JACKASS. 267 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,850 - ZORAK, YOU GOT YOUR VOICE BACK. 268 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:53,948 WE DID IT! 269 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,160 BOY, I'M SURE HAPPY THAT WE'RE FRIENDS AGAIN. 270 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,162 - GET LOST! 271 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,463 - OHH! GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, BUDDY! 272 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:01,586 MY NOSE IS BLEEDING. 273 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,730 - ♪ YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FOOL STEPPING UP ON ME ♪ 274 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:06,426 ♪ BECAUSE I'M THE ONE AND ONLY NOTORIOUS FLUFFY G ♪ 275 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,399 ♪ AND WHEN I SEE YOUR GIRLIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET ♪ 276 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:10,438 - ♪ HOW YOU GET SO FLUFFY? 277 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,173 - ♪ WHAT SHE SAYS TO ME 278 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,308 - ♪ HOW YOU GET SO FLUFFY? 279 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,812 - ♪ OH, YEAH 280 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:15,814 - ♪ HOW YOU GET SO FLUFFY? 281 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,335 - ♪ HA HA! HA HA! 282 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,440 - ♪ HOW YOU GET SO FLUFFY? 283 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,881 - ♪ LOOK HOW FLUFF I BE 284 00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:20,945 - ♪ HOW YOU GET SO FLUFFY? 285 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,213 - ♪ STRAIGHT UP FLUFFY, SEE 286 00:11:22,263 --> 00:11:26,813 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 20852

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