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- DARLING, WHAT IS FOR DINNER TONIGHT?

- OH, NOTHING.

- I HOPE THAT'S A CLEVER NAME FOR SOMETHING.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, HON? I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE COOKING.

- WELL, MAYBE I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING TO WORK TOMORROW.

- YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB, DEAR.

- THANK GOD YOUR PAPA GOT MONEY.

AH! FISHPOCKETS IS HOLDING THEIR ANNUAL SALUTE TO CRABS.

LET'S MAKE A NIGHT OF IT, DARLING.

CALL THE BOYS.

[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]

[WAILING]

- BAM! BAM!

- OH, THAT'S MY HEAD.

- OOH! AAH! - EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!

- BRAK, GET DOWN HERE, I SAID.

- IN A MINUTE, MOM.

- HA HA HA!

- WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU BOYS BEEN UP TO ALL WEEKEND?

- WE'VE BEEN PLAYING HEADKICKER.

- I'VE BEEN PLAYING.

YOU'VE BEEN GETTING A RED-ASS BEAT-DOWN.

HA HA!

- WELL, NOW GET EVERYBODY'S FISH-TASTING MOUTHS INTO THE VEHICLE.

WE ARE ALL GOING TO FISHPOCKETS.

- FISHPOCKETS?

♪ ALL OF THE WONDERS OF THE SEA ♪

♪ WILL BE SERVED UP HOT TO ME

♪ BAKED OR BROILED OR LIGHTLY BREADED ♪

♪ JUST THE THOUGHT MAKES ME LIGHTHEADED ♪

♪ CAN THERE BE A SMARTER THOUGHT ♪

♪ THAN A BOWL OF TARTAR SAUCE?

♪ FISHPOCKETS, HERE I COME

- HOLD ON THERE, BUSTER. HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR HOMEWORK?

- WELL, I--NO.

- NO HOMEWORK, NO FISHPOCKETS.

- AAH! CAN'T I DO IT WHEN I GET BACK?

- YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, AND YOU BLEW IT.

LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE SECOND CHANCES.

IT'S ABOUT A LITTLE MOUSE

AND HIS VOYAGE TO AN EXCITING NEW LAND.

THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHAT LIFE IS.

- BUT, DAD, I'M A GROWING BOY. I NEED FISH.

- BRAK, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY.

LONG AGO--

- HEY, CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?

- OF COURSE, DEAR.

[FOOTSTEPS]

- AHEM.

LONG AGO IN THE DAYS WHEN THE BUTTERY LOBSTER WALKED THE EARTH,

HE WAS RULED BY THE DELICIOUS CRAB.

- OH, DON'T TELL THAT STORY. HE'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES.

- NO, I WON'T.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BUTTERY LOBSTER, DAD, HUH?

- HE WAS STRANGLED BY HIS OWN BIB.

- OHH, GOD...

- MANY PEOPLE SUSPECTED THE DELICIOUS CRAB...

- UNG...UHH...

- BUT HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND...

- WHEW.

- UNLESS THAT'S HIM RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

- OH, NO! - LOOK OUT!

- AHA! I FOOLED YOU AGAIN, BOY. GO CHANGE YOUR PANTS.

- ZORAK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

- I DID.

- OH, DEAR.

- THIS IS PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO LEAVE.

- ISN'T THERE ANY WAY I COULD COME ALONG?

- OF COURSE THERE IS, MY SON. - REALLY?

- SIMPLY DO YOUR HOMEWORK...

YESTERDAY...

AND YOU'RE ALL SET.

- WAIT A MINUTE. HOW CAN I DO THAT?

- YOU CAN'T! I FOOL YOU AGAIN, BOY!

MOTHER, WE GO.

HA HA! OH. OHH.

[DOOR CLOSES]

- YOU GO AHEAD, THEN. EAT ON THE POOP DECK.

RUB THE MAGIC CLAM.

GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH GARY GROUPER.

SEE IF I CARE...

BECAUSE I DO.

- EH, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? FISHPOCKETS SUCKS.

HOMEWORK SUCKS. EVERYTHING SUCKS.

- HEY, YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK, TOO, BUB.

ONE MORE "F," AND YOU'RE GOING RIGHT BACK TO GRANDMA PRISON.

- ZORAK, TIME TO SCRUB MY FEET AGAIN.

- OHHH. - SCRUB ME, TOO, BOY.

- ZORAK! - ZORAK!

- ZORAK!

- OHH, I AIN'T GOING BACK THERE.

I CAN'T.

- ♪ WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET READY ♪

♪ FOR A DATE WITH GRANDMA'S FEET ♪

♪ AND I MIGHT AS WELL FORGET THE CRABS ♪

♪ THAT I WAS BORN TO EAT

♪ 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T DO OUR HOMEWORK ♪

♪ FOR THE LOVE OF PETE

♪ IF ONLY WE COULD GO BACK IN TIME... ♪

- WE NEED A FREAKING TIME MACHINE.

- YEAH. LIKE THE ONE IN MR. THUNDERCLEESE'S BACK YARD.

- WHAT? - OF COURSE, HE'S ON VACATION...

- OUT OF MY WAY!

HA HA! TASTE DEFEAT!

- AND I GOT THE KEY IN MY POCKET...

- REALLY? - BUT IT'S MY HAUNTED POCKET.

- WHEN I BOUGHT THESE PANTS, I FOUND A NOTE IN THERE.

IT SAID, "INSPECTED BY NUMBER 47."

NUMBER 47?

WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 46?

WERE THEY NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO INSPECT MY PANTS?

- JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN KEY!

SO HERE'S WHAT WE DO. WE GO BACK TO FRIDAY--

- AND WE MAKE A KITE OUT OF SQUIRRELS AND FLY IT TO THE MOON.

- NO.

WE TRACK OURSELVES DOWN.

- THEN WHAT?

- WE MAKE OUR OTHER SELVES DO THE HOMEWORK.

- HEY, ZORAK, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

- YEAH. WHAT?

- WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND ENOUGH SQUIRRELS TO MAKE A KITE?

- ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?

- OH! I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN,

ONLY THIS TIME, SAY, "BRAK, I LOVE YOU."

- LET'S GO.

LOOK. THERE WE ARE.

CHECK OUT THE VEST.

- HELLO. MY NAME IS BRAK.

- HELLO. MY NAME IS BRAK.

- I LIVE IN A HOUSE DOWN THE STREET.

- I LIVE IN A HOUSE DOWN THE STREET.

- I'M WEARING CLEAN UNDERWEAR.

- YOU ARE NOT.

- YOU GOT ME.

- HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!

- OH, HOO!

- SO WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

- WE'RE YOU FROM THE FUTURE.

- YEAH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK BY SUNDAY NIGHT.

- NOW, WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I--

- GRANDMA PRISON.

[WOMEN CACKLING]

- OHH, I AIN'T GOING BACK THERE.

- YOU AND ME BOTH, JACK.

- SAY, WHO DOES YOU HAIR?

- OH, I USUALLY GO TO PAUL DOWN AT HAIRADISE CITY.

- OH, HE'S A DREAM.

- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO WHILE WE'RE DOING HOMEWORK?

- PROBABLY PLAY HEADKICKER.

- COUNT ME IN.

- HEY, CAN WE PLAY, TOO?

- I SHOULD SAY SO. IT'S OUR GAME, ISN'T IT?

- HEY, LET'S WASH OURSELVES.

- OH, YEAH. THEN WE'LL BE NICE AND CLEAN WHEN WE GET TO THE FUTURE.

- YEAH, BUDDY.

- YEAH, BUDDY.

- YEAH, BUDDY.

- YEAH, BUDDY!

- YEAH, BUDDY!

- ♪ YEAH HA HA HA, BUDDY

♪ IT DON'T MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT ♪

♪ LONG AS YOU SAY IT, BUT DON'T SPRAY IT ♪

♪ YEAH, BUDDY

- LET'S GO PLAY.

- BAM! BAM!

- OH, THAT'S MY HEAD. OH. - EAT IT.

[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]

- OH, NO!

THIS IS THE TIME WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT GOING TO FISHPOCKETS.

- FISHPOCKETS? LET'S EAT.

- WE CAN'T. WE DIDN'T DO OUR HOMEWORK.

- MAN, ALL I GOT TO HEAR IS,

"WELCOME TO FISHPOCKETS, SIR. HOW MANY IN YOUR PARTY?"

- I'D SAY, "JUST ME." - WE'RE NOT GOING, BRAK!

- BUT I'M HUNGRY.

- TIME SHED. - TIME SHED.

[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]

- OH, NO!

[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]

OH, NO!

[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]

OH, NO!

- WAIT A MINUTE. THIS AIN'T WORKING.

NOBODY'S DOING THE HOMEWORK.

- I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 25 DAYS!

- ME, EITHER! - SOMEBODY FEED ME!

- WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET TO FISHPOCKETS.

- I WISH THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS HOMEWORK.

- WE CAN ARRANGE THAT. - HOW?

- WE NEED TO GO BACK...

TO THE DAY HOMEWORK WAS INVENTED...

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

AND KILL IT.

- YEAH! KILL IT! - STOP THAT CRAP IN ITS TRACKS!

- YEAH! - YEAH! - WOO HOO!

- YEAH! YEAH!

- HA HA! YEAH! - GO, BABY!

- WELL, YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING.

- OH, IT'S UNFAIR. - I DON'T CARE.

[BIRD SQUAWKS]

- THE MICROSCOPE.

- THE FLYING LAWNMOWER.

- PENICILLIN.

- THE GOLDEN SHOWER HEAD.

- THE COMBUSTION ENGINE.

- BEHOLD...

THE DOUBLE BEER HAT.

CHECK IT OUT.

- MARLON, WHAT GOOD IS THAT?

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

IT'S TWICE AS GOOD AS THE BEER HAT.

- BUT, MARLON, I CAN'T SEE THE USE--

- GET OFF MY BACK!

- WHO ARE YOU?

- WELL, MY NAME IS BRAK,

AND THIS BIG, GREEN FELLA HERE, HIS NAME IS--

- I'LL HANDLE THIS.

[BOOMING VOICE] WE ARE THE PRESIDENTS OF THE FUTURE.

- OOH, GOOD DAY TO YOU, MR. PRESIDENTS.

- WHY HAVE YOU COME TO US?

- ONE OF YOUR INVENTIONS HAS DESTROYED THE FUTURE.

PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING AND STARVING.

- ZORAK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?

- SHUT UP. THEY'RE BUYING IT.

- DO YOU NEED A LOZENGE?

- NO. I'M GOOD.

[BOOMING VOICE] THE STREETS ARE FILLED WITH WICKEDNESS AND FILTH.

- THE FUN IS GONE. IT'S GONE. IT'S OUT OF HERE.

- IT'S BAD, VERY BAD!

- ASTI SPUMANTE!

WHICH ONE OF OUR INVENTIONS HAS CAUSED THIS MISERY?

- IT GOES BY THE NAME...

HOMEWORK.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

- I WAS JUST ABOUT TO INVENT THAT.

- SEE? I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A DUMB IDEA,

BUT NOBODY LISTENS TO MARLON.

HE'S JUST AN OLD FOOL WITH A BEER HAT.

- I DON'T SEE HOW HOMEWORK COULD--

- LISTEN TO THEM, MERLIN. THEY'RE FROM THE DAMN FUTURE.

- WELL, WHAT CAN WE DO TO PREVENT ALL THIS SUFFERING?

- YOU MUST UNINVENT HOMEWORK.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

THE PRESIDENTS HAVE SPOKEN.

- HOW ABOUT THAT? MEETING THE PRESIDENTS.

- WE MUST DESTROY ALL THE INVENTIONS.

WHO KNOWS WHAT DAMAGE WE'VE ALREADY DONE?

- WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU BOYS BEEN UP TO ALL WEEKEND?

- WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING WE HAVEN'T BEEN DOING, MOM--

OUR HOMEWORK.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

- HOME...WORK.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

WHAT IS THIS "HOMEWORK" YOU SPEAK OF?

MOTHER, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING?

- OH, I CERTAINLY HAVEN'T. MY GOODNESS.

- ZORAK, IT WORKED. - WHAT WORKED?

- MY STOMACH WORKS, DADDY.

LET'S GET TO FISHPOCKETS.

- FISH POCKET? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SON?

- I'M TALKING ABOUT FISHPOCKETS, MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

- BRAK, YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT

HAS ALWAYS BEEN LORD WELLINGTON'S BEEF TRAPEZE.

- REALLY? THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.

- I'M GLAD YOU SEE IT THAT WAY, SON.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT EATING AND MAKING KITES FROM ANIMALS.

BETTER TO USE YOUR TIME FOR THE SCHOOLWORK--

ONLY AT THE SCHOOL, OF COURSE--

AND MAYBE YOU'LL GROW UP TO BE SOMEDAY

THE PRESIDENT OF THE FUTURE,

OR YOU COULD BE SNATCHED UP BY A GIGANTIC TERRIBLE BIRD

AND TORN LIMB FROM THE LIMB ON A LONELY MOUNTAINTOP.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING, SON?

- YEAH, BUDDY! - YEAH, BUDDY! - YEAH, BUDDY!

- ♪ YEAH, BUDDY

♪ YEAH, BUDDY

♪ YEAH, BU-BU-BU-BU- BU-BU-BU-BU-BUDDY ♪

♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪

♪ BU-BU-BU-BU- BU-BU-BU-BU ♪

♪ BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY

♪ YEAH, BUDDY

♪ YEAH, BUDDY

♪ YEAH! BUDDY!

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