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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:07,370 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:24,920 - OH, BOY. IT SAYS HERE THAT 3 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:27,231 GIGANTICON HAS DESTROYED THE CITY AGAIN. 4 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:30,533 - WELL, I SUPPOSE THEY'LL JUST REBUILD IT LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO. 5 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:33,527 - NOT WITH MY TAX DOLLARS, I TELL YOU. 6 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,670 GIGANTICON IS A JERK. 7 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:37,804 - IT MUST BE HARD BEING AN 80-FOOT-TALL LIZARD CREATURE. 8 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,571 - YOU KNOW WHAT? FOR A TOP HAT AND SPANGLED BRIEFS, 9 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:47,150 I WOULD KICK THAT BIG, GREEN PEPPERONI RIGHT IN THE -- - HEY...EVERYBODY! 10 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:50,023 - [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 11 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:52,923 - GOOD MORNING, PUMPKINHEAD. DID YOU SLEEP ALL RIGHT? 12 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:56,516 - ACTUALLY, MOM, I HAD THE MOST AMAZING DREAM. 13 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:59,059 I WAS RIDING ON AN ICE CREAM DONKEY 14 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,955 WITH NONE OTHER THAN MR. DEAN MARTIN. 15 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:04,128 - WOW. - AND EVEN THOUGH THE DONKEY MELTED 16 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:08,097 JUST OUTSIDE OF WALNUT CITY, DEAN DIDN'T CARE, 17 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,698 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF MAN HE WAS. 18 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,640 - AH, HE WAS THE DEAN OF MARTINS. 19 00:01:12,705 --> 00:01:19,605 - AMEN. - AH, HERE IS MY OTHER SON. GOOD MORNING, SISTO. 20 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,379 - [PASSES GAS] - EH, RIGHT BACK AT YOU. 21 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,948 - BRAK, THE BIG GAME WITH JERKWATER HIGH IS TONIGHT. 22 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,217 OH, YOU MUST BE ALL EXCITED. 23 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:30,015 - I SURE AM, MOM. I REALLY THINK THIS IS LEARNMORE HIGH'S YEAR. 24 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:32,929 - AH, THE YEAR OF THE LOWLY WORM, HUH, SON? 25 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:34,632 - YOU SAID IT. - YES, I DID. 26 00:01:34,694 --> 00:01:35,964 - I HEARD HIM. - SO DID I. 27 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,699 - OOH, HOW DOES THAT FIGHT SONG GO AGAIN? 28 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:41,374 - ♪ WE DIG IN DIRT AND HIDE FROM BIRDS ♪ 29 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,444 ♪ THAT'S A LIFE OF A LOWLY WORM ♪ 30 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:47,974 - ♪ WE ONLY COME OUT LATE AT NIGHT ♪ 31 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,911 ♪ THAT'S OUR TIME TO SQUIRM ♪ 32 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:53,747 - ♪ RUN AND HIDE, YOU CRIMSON WORM ♪ 33 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:56,653 - ♪ WE'RE THE LEARNMORE LOWLY WORMS ♪ 34 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:59,486 - OH! - OH, BUT THAT WAS FUN. 35 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:03,062 - HUH, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY RUIN A DAY SUCH AS THIS? 36 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:06,062 - HUBBA-DUBBA-DOH! - [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 37 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:10,395 - OH, HELLO, ARTHUR. - HIS NAME'S NOT ARTHUR, MOM. - HE'S ZORAK. 38 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,603 - NOW WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER. LET'S GO. 39 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:14,695 - WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? - I THINK HE MEANS BRAK. 40 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:16,937 - I KNOW THAT. YOU THINK I'M STUPID OR SOMETHING? 41 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:19,313 - SO WHAT DO YOU BOYS PLAN TO DO WITH YOUR SATURDAY? 42 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:22,782 - WE'RE GOING TO GO MAKE PAPIER MACHE GORILLAS, RIGHT, ZORAK? 43 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,712 - UH, YEAH. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT. 44 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,607 - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE IT'S STUPID. 45 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:29,619 - I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUN. - LET'S GO! 46 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,682 - [SIGH] OK. 47 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:34,221 - BYE, MOM. BYE, DAD. BYE, MOM AND DAD. 48 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,517 - GOOD-BYE, MY SON. [DOOR CLOSES] 49 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:38,658 - IT'S NICE THAT BRAK HAS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. 50 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:42,295 - LET'S GO GET SOME BEER. - I DON'T KNOW, ZORAK. 51 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:45,402 I DON'T THINK MY FOLKS WANT ME DRINKING BEER. 52 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:47,565 - THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING IT. - OH, ALL RIGHT. 53 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:50,844 OH, LOOK. THERE'S MY NEIGHBOR, MR. THUNDERCLEESE. 54 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:54,214 - HE'S WON PRIZES FOR HIS LANDSCAPING. 55 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:57,484 HELLO, MR. THUNDERCLEESE. 56 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,084 - ARE YOU HERE TO DESTROY MY LAWN? 57 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:04,175 - I BEG YOUR PARDON? WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. WOULD WE, ZORAK? 58 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,820 - WHAT'S THAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU. 59 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:09,756 - [SIGH] YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW HIM UP, AREN'T YOU? 60 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:11,022 - AFFIRMATIVE. 61 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:13,290 - WA-HOO! 62 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:18,867 - HEE HEE HEE. TARGET SIGHTED. COMMENCING ATTACK. 63 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:25,842 - UHH. THAT ALL YOU GOT? [COUGH] 64 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:26,905 - ACTUALLY, NO. 65 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:31,643 - [SNIFF SNIFF] DARLING, ARE YOU COOKING DIAPERS? 66 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,581 - AY! OH! [BOOM] 67 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:36,646 - MAN, I DON'T THINK MR. THUNDERCLEESE LIKES YOU. 68 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:40,286 - NOBODY DOES. THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT. 69 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:41,916 - I LIKE YOU. - WELL, QUIT IT. 70 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,858 - I CAN'T, ZORAK, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 71 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:47,934 ♪ FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE AN OINTMENT ♪ 72 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:51,264 ♪ WHEN YOU'VE BEEN STUNG BY 50 BEES ♪ 73 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:54,871 ♪ WHEREVER YOU RUB IT, YOU KNOW IT FEELS BETTER ♪ 74 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:57,774 ♪ BECAUSE IT'S A TOPICAL ANALGESIC ♪ 75 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,137 ♪ I'M SINGING FRI-- ♪ - SHUT UP. 76 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:03,206 - WHY? - WE'RE HERE. 77 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:07,411 - HEY, WHAT ARE WE DOING AT THE RIVAL HIGH SCHOOL? 78 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,950 ARE WE GOING TO PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN THEIR JOCKSTRAPS? 79 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:14,947 'CAUSE IT'D BE FUNNY. [LAUGHS] 80 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:18,929 - THAT'S NOT BAD. - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW. 81 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,132 - BUT I HAVE A BETTER PLAN. 82 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:26,203 WE'RE GOING TO KIDNAP THE JERKWATER HIGH FIGHTING CHICKEN. 83 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:27,997 [LAUGHS] 84 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:31,197 - YOU MEAN MR. BAWKBAGAWK? 85 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,840 - YES. [LAUGHS] 86 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:40,810 - PRETTY GOOD PLAN, HUH? - I DON'T KNOW. 87 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,320 - YOU WANT TO BE POPULAR? - WELL, YEAH. WAIT, I'M NOT? 88 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,824 - HEH HEH. NOT AT ALL. 89 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:49,956 - WELL, OK, THEN. [SIGH] 90 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:54,763 IF IT'LL MAKE ME POPULAR, AND MAKE PEOPLE SAY MY NAME AT PARTIES, 91 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:57,697 THEN POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF THAT CHICKEN 92 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:58,904 AND I'LL STEAL IT, 93 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,765 OR MY NAME ISN'T GIL SCHWARTZMAN, 94 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:05,474 WHICH IS NOW MY NEW POPULAR NAME. 95 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,438 - GO GET HIM, BRAK. 96 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:09,714 - YOU REALLY NEED TO BE CALLING ME GIL. 97 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:11,936 THE SOONER YOU GET USED TO THAT, THE BETTER. 98 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:14,711 - BEAT IT! - GERONIMO! 99 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,586 - OK, I STOLE THE CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? 100 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,215 - NOW YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 101 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:26,190 - AW, MAN. WE NEED TO HIDE HIM. 102 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,159 - YOU NEED TO HIDE HIM. YOU DID IT. 103 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:29,827 - AWW! 104 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,797 [DOOR CLOSES] - DAD, I'M HOME. 105 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:35,565 - BRAK, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME SAFE. 106 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,965 THERE IS A BAND OF CHICKEN NABBERS ON THE LOOSE. 107 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,837 - HEY, OLD MAN. - HEY, YOURSELF, YOU GREEN DEVIL. 108 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,907 - THIS IS GOING TO BE YOUR HIDEOUT, MR. BAWKBAGAWK. 109 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:44,976 LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND. 110 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,254 ♪ THIS IS MY BED, THIS IS MY CLOCK ♪ 111 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:49,653 ♪ THIS IS MY UNDERWEAR COLLECTION ♪ 112 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,676 ♪ HERE'S A LETTER FROM A FAN ♪ 113 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,451 ♪ AND OVER THERE'S MY BOGEYMAN ♪ 114 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,160 - SAME TIME TONIGHT, BRAK? 115 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:58,523 - IT'S A DATE, PHIL. 116 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:03,431 ♪ WELCOME TO MY ROOM ♪ 117 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,796 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S EAT HIM. 118 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:05,804 - WE CAN'T DO THAT. 119 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,725 - SURE WE CAN. GET A HATCHET. 120 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,370 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, ZORAK. 121 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:12,305 THIS CHICKEN IS NOT JUST A HOSTAGE ANYMORE. 122 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:15,341 HE IS NOW OFFICIALLY MY NEW BEST FRIEND. 123 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:18,038 - YEAH? WELL, YOUR BEST FRIEND JUST CRAPPED ON YOUR BED. 124 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:23,681 - AW, MAN. - BRAK, IS ARTHUR STAYING FOR DINNER? 125 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:27,450 - WHAT ARE YOU HAVING? - WELL, I THOUGHT I'D WHIP UP A VEGETAR-- 126 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,590 - MAKE ME A BOWL OF FRIED CHICKEN. 127 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:31,715 - OH, OK. - I NEED MEAT. 128 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,391 - OH, I'LL GIVE YOU MEAT, ARTHUR. 129 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,399 - WE'RE GOING TO GO EAT DINNER NOW, MR. BAWKBAGAWK. 130 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:40,502 WILL YOU BE ALL RIGHT UP HERE BY YOURSELF, BUDDY? 131 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,944 - NICE. 132 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:45,073 - WE BETTER GO WASH OUR HANDS. 133 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,908 - YEAH ,YOU DO THAT. [GLASS BREAKS AND CHICKEN CLUCKS] 134 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,535 - MAN, THAT'S ONE PISSED-OFF CHICKEN. 135 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,680 - I KNEW I COULDN'T LEAVE HIM ALONE. 136 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:53,805 HE MISSES ME ALREADY. 137 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,620 - WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? WE EAT HIM. 138 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:58,481 - WAIT A MINUTE. I GOT AN IDEA. [CHICKEN CLUCKS] 139 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:01,451 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T HAVE SOME CHICKEN? HMM? 140 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,621 - HE'LL JUST HAVE A SALAD, MOM. 141 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:06,088 - EXCUSE ME. I DON'T THINK WE'VE BEEN PROPERLY INTRODUCED. 142 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:11,629 - MOM, DAD, THIS IS, OF COURSE, YOUR, UH, YOUR COUSIN-- 143 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:12,797 - UNCLE. - COUSIN. 144 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,295 YOUR LONG-LOST COUSIN-- 145 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,537 - EARL. - TOADMAN. - RIGHT. 146 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,501 - A LONG-LOST COUSIN? - EARL. - TOADMAN. 147 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:19,771 [RROWR] 148 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:23,739 - OF COURSE. DEAR OLD COUSIN EARL TOADMAN. 149 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,580 HE BURNED DOWN A SHOE STORE, YOU KNOW. 150 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,275 - NO, DAD, THAT WAS MERLE TOADMAN. 151 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:28,446 - OH, YES, OF COURSE. 152 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:33,254 AHEM. EARL, I SEE THAT YOU HAVEN'T MARRIED. 153 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:38,017 OR PERHAPS YOU'RE RECENTLY MARRIED? 154 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:41,888 AND HOW ARE THE CHILDREN? 155 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:43,358 IF THERE ARE ANY. 156 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:46,399 DON'T DO THAT! MOTHER, HE'S PECKING AT MY DINNER. 157 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:47,225 - HE'S A GUEST, DEAR. 158 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,440 - BUT HE HAS HIS OWN PLATE OF FOOD. 159 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:50,772 UNBELIEVABLE. 160 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:52,337 - [GOBBLING] 161 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:56,605 - UM, SAY, EARL, DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE SUMMERS AT THE LAKE? 162 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:58,946 WE USED TO TAKE OFF OUR PANTS 163 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:02,951 AND RUN ALL AROUND-- - [BURPS] 164 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:05,253 - [GASPS] 165 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,918 - WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 166 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,016 - UH, I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF THIS INCIDENT. 167 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:10,788 UH, HUBBA-DUBBA-DOH! [DOOR CLOSES] 168 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:13,127 - BRAK, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO TELL ME? 169 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:16,202 - DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH OR MY SIDE OF THE STORY? 170 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,062 - I WOULD LIKE THE TRUTH, PLEASE, SON. 171 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:22,740 - ALL RIGHT. THE TRUTH IS, WE STOLE MR. BAWKBAGAWK 172 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,002 BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP THE TEAM 173 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,271 AND MAKE US POPULAR AT SCHOOL. 174 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:30,310 BUT INSTEAD, I SIT HERE IN MY OWN SHAME, 175 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:33,476 HOPING AGAINST HOPE THAT THE STENCH OF GUILT 176 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:37,746 WILL SOON FADE LIKE HEAT FROM A DELICIOUS WAFFLE. 177 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:41,447 [SOBBING] - SO WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS, 178 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,560 THIS IS NOT MY COUSIN EARL. 179 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:45,633 - DON'T WEAR YOUR HAT AT THE TABLE, DEAR. 180 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,691 - I'LL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE. 181 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,830 BRAK, THERE IS A LESSON TO BE LEARNED HERE. 182 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:53,567 YOU CAN'T GO AROUND STEALING MASCOTS, 183 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:59,213 OR THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WE'LL HAVE SO MANY MASCOTS AT THE DINNER TABLE 184 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:03,142 PASSING THEMSELVES OFF AS RELATIVES AND FAMILY MEMBERS 185 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,779 THAT THERE WON'T BE ROOM FOR THE REAL FAMILY MEMBERS TO SIT, 186 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:09,446 SHOULD THEY STOP BY FOR A VISIT. 187 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:10,775 DO YOU UNDERSTAND, SON? 188 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:11,820 - WELL, DAD, I-- - GOOD. 189 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:14,194 NOW, FOR YOUR SENTENCE, YOU WILL NO LONGER BE 190 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,663 ALLOWED TO RIDE INSIDE THE CAR. 191 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,491 - YOU MEAN I HAVE TO RIDE ON THE HOOD? 192 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:19,586 - OH, BUT DEAR, ISN'T THAT A LITTLE HARSH? I MEAN-- 193 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:23,059 NOW, MOTHER, THE BOY HAS TO LEARN TO TAKE HIS PUNISHMENT. 194 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,299 MAYBE THE FRESH AIR WILL CLEAN OUT HIS HEAD. 195 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:29,044 - I'M GOING TO GET BUGS IN MY TEETH. THEN I'LL BE SORRY. 196 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,471 - THAT'S THE PRICE YOU PAY, SON. 197 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,506 NOW, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THE CHICKEN BACK 198 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:35,571 TO HIS RIGHTFUL HOME AT THE JERKINGWATER HIGH SCHOOL. 199 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:40,911 - OK, DAD. LET'S GO, MR. BAWKBAGAWK. 200 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,880 - GOOD-BYE, COUSIN EARL. 201 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:44,919 [DOOR CLOSES] - AH, MOTHER. 202 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:48,254 IT'S SO NICE HAVING FAMILY AROUND. 203 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:51,091 - WELL, HERE WE ARE, BACK AT YOUR LITTLE CAGE. 204 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:54,727 NOW YOU'LL BE AT THE BIG GAME LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, 205 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,464 AND EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL. 206 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:01,130 SO GO ON. GO ON IN THERE. 207 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,770 GO ON, NOW. 208 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:08,036 I TOLD MYSELF I'M NOT GOING TO CRY. 209 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,737 GO ON IN THERE. 210 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:14,679 GOOD-BYE. GOOD-BYE. 211 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:20,747 ♪ I WISH I HAD MY FRIENDSHIP OINTMENT ♪ 212 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:27,330 ♪ I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN STUNG BY 50 BEES ♪ 213 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:30,403 ♪ BUT IF I HAD MY OINTMENT ♪ 214 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,733 ♪ I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO RUB IT ♪ 215 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,269 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT A HOLE IN MY HEART ♪ 216 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:41,235 ♪ IN THE SHAPE OF MR. BAWKBAGAWK ♪ 217 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:45,077 [SOBBING] 218 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:51,177 - WELL, I SEE HERE THAT THE JERKINGWATER HIGH SCHOOLERS 219 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,220 ARE LOSING THE BIG GAME LAST NIGHT. 220 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:54,945 - [CLUCK, CLUCK] - HEY, BRAK, 221 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:58,021 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO RETURN THE CHICKEN. 222 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,090 - BUT I DID. THIS IS A DIFFERENT CHICKEN. 223 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,599 INTRODUCING MISS SADIE McCLUCKING. 224 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:06,531 - WELCOME, MISS McCLUCKING. WILL YOU JOIN US FOR BREAKFAST? 225 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,169 - FRESH EGGS ALL RIGHT FOR EVERYONE? 226 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:11,244 - MOTHER, WHEREVER DID YOU GET FRESH EGGS? 227 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:15,143 - [CLUCK] - [ALL LAUGH] 228 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:21,551 - OH, BOY. - [ALL LAUGH] 229 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,084 - [LAUGHS] 230 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:25,921 [CRUNCH] AAH! 231 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,645 - GIGANTICON! - [ROAR] 232 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,161 - OH, WELL. TIME FOR A SONG. 233 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,932 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 234 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:38,562 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 235 00:11:38,612 --> 00:11:43,162 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 18262

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