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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,039 The heart is the size of a closed fist 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,359 and has a shape similar to an upside-down pear. 5 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,999 The heart is the organ which symbolizes love, 6 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,999 {\an8}it follows the rhythm of our emotions. 7 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:23,599 {\an5}An adult heart beats 60-70 times a minute. 8 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,719 {\an8}A person in love has a faster heartbeat, 9 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,239 often reaching 100 beats per minute without realizing. 10 00:00:30,387 --> 00:00:32,387 {\an8}The heart is the last to die. 11 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,039 {\an5}It continues beating even outside the body, 12 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,599 even when your loved one leaves you, 13 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,879 even when you no longer want to suffer. 14 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,719 {\an8}You are no longer in control when you're in love. 15 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,919 When your heart beats fast for another person, 16 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,439 you 'are no longer in control, your heart is. 17 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,359 This manual of love 18 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,999 will guide you through the various phases of love. 19 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:02,279 This is a true guide which does not intend to teach you anything 20 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:06,519 but is conscious of the fact that when certain people are in love, 21 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:09,279 they find it difficult and need help. 22 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:13,879 This manual explores the strongest arteries of love. 23 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:19,279 Men don't know why they fall in love, they just fall head over heels. 24 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:24,279 Sometimes they become ridiculous, confused or even dangerous. 25 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,959 We will help you. 26 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:30,279 If you can persevere and follow this path with us, 27 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,679 you will learn a lot about love. 28 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,759 Now get your remote control and go to Track 1 of this CD. 29 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,879 Good luck. 30 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,519 I'm done. 31 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,199 See you on Thursday. 32 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,919 MANUAL OF LOVE 33 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,799 Here I am. 34 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,959 I'm a contributor to unemployment statistics. 35 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:10,679 No job, no money, and more importantly, no girlfriend. 36 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,999 We need people with at least six years of experience. 37 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,639 - These are for you. - No, this is number three. 38 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,799 How many years have you worked? 39 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,319 No, that’s Russian. 40 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,759 How long have you worked as a salesman? 41 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,319 Six years. 42 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,079 How long? 43 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,559 Six years... Exactly. 44 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,439 - How old are you? - Twenty-three... 45 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:46,799 Twenty-seven... six... How old do you want me? 46 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,119 Goodbye! 47 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,999 Goodbye. 48 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,119 Just tell me, could anything worse happen? 49 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:03,759 A black cat! 50 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,359 What's she doing? 51 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,399 She stopped for the black cat? That's a first! 52 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,319 She stopped to give me her bad luck! 53 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,879 And she's acting nonchalant! This is not your lucky day, bitch! 54 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,519 Go on, go. 55 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,639 I know exactly what you're doing! 56 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,599 That black cat crossed your path. 57 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,879 It's your bad luck, not mine! Accept it and get a life! 58 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,319 How selfish! This is just my luck! 59 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,319 What the hell is your problem? I’m meeting a friend. 60 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,159 What black cat? 61 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,359 - Carlotta, why are you shouting? - It's this idiot. 62 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,279 He’s talking about a black cat and bad luck... 63 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,599 What an idiot! 64 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,279 I thought you stopped because of the cat... 65 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,279 it was a coincidence... 66 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,759 Very interesting! 67 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,799 - Where's Crumble? - Out here. 68 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,639 Well, young man... 69 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,879 watch me, 70 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,999 all right? 71 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,839 Now I'll get the bad luck instead of you. 72 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:21,599 Actually, I got it twice because the black cat is mine. 73 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:22,999 I'm sorry. 74 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:27,479 You have no idea what a bad day I'm having... 75 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,599 Everything is going wrong, sorry. 76 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,999 You need help. You're too wound up. 77 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:34,719 Yes, I am. 78 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,279 Let's go. 79 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,519 So... let's see... 80 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,639 Two failed job interviews... 81 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:49,319 You made a complete fool of yourself. Well done, Tommaso! 82 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,359 Some days I shouldn't even get out of bed! 83 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,079 Idiot! 84 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,839 You really are an idiot! 85 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:03,079 You should be ashamed believing in black cats at your age! 86 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,119 - Why are you there? - You idiot! 87 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,559 Bloody hell! 88 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:16,269 FALLING IN LOVE 89 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:24,039 What am I doing here? 90 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:25,999 What am I doing here? 91 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:30,199 What do I say if she comes out? 92 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,799 Hi, I'm the idiot from yesterday. 93 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,119 I'm here to throw another fit. 94 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,719 Carlotta, I'm coming. 95 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,999 No, wait. I'm not Carlotta. 96 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,679 I was here yesterday... the black cat guy... 97 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:03,119 I was passing by and I saw Crumble running away again. 98 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,599 So I rang your buzzer to bring him back. 99 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,999 - Oh... Ill be right there. - Alright. 100 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,999 - Thanks. - No problem. 101 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,159 Ouch, ouch! Be nice! 102 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,119 Relax, relax. 103 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,079 Here he is. I've brought Crumble back. 104 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,519 Aren't you afraid he's bad luck? 105 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:34,679 Well, no. I'm allergic to cat hair though. 106 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,319 I didn't think he was bad luck last time either. 107 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:46,479 And I wasn't just passing by to bring your cat back. 108 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:50,639 I came by to apologize to you and your friend. 109 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,439 I was so rude to her yesterday. 110 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,599 Hold on a minute. 111 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,239 Carlotta... it won't start? 112 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,839 I'll just go by myself... 113 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,039 I'll get a taxi, I'll manage... 114 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,239 Do you want a lift? I've got my scooter. 115 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,919 If you want... I'd take you anywhere. 116 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,679 I mean, anywhere you have to go. 117 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,199 I’m not doing anything today. 118 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:23,439 I don't even know your name. 119 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:24,799 Who are you? 120 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,039 This Giulia girl is really hot. 121 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,639 Who am I? My name’s Tommaso. 122 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,919 I’m 23 and I’m unemployed... 123 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,439 I mean... I'm unemployed right now. 124 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:41,599 My parents are separated but that's not such a bad thing 125 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,039 because I get money from both of them. 126 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,639 The girlfriend I had for two years was seeing her ex-boyfriend as well. 127 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,999 That's where I got my obsession for ex-boyfriends. 128 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,879 Ex-boyfriends 129 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,879 make me freaking crazy 130 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,679 I don't own anything, not even this scooter 131 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,519 which belongs to Dante, my roommate for two years. 132 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,359 That's it, nothing else to say about me. 133 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,999 It's incredible but true. 134 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,719 Yes! Ten to 10:00. 135 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,679 Thanks, that was really kind of you. 136 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,319 - What do you do? - I'm an interpreter. 137 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:19,159 Sometimes I show people the city. 138 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,359 - I'm a tour guide. - Cool! 139 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,879 - I have to go, bye. - Listen. Giulia... 140 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,799 - I want to ask you something. - Quickly, I'm late. 141 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,759 I'd like to see you again. 142 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,919 So if you don't mind, maybe you could give me your number. 143 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:40,199 I'll call you. I'd really like to see you again. 144 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,399 - 3-3-3... - Thirty-three... 145 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,599 - 7-8... - 7-8... 146 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,239 - 8-2-1. - 8-2-1. 147 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,519 Thanks, bye. 148 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,879 I'm coming. 149 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,079 I got it! 150 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:03,439 I'm calling her... "It's Tommaso, remember me?" 151 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,039 Hello, is Giulia there? 152 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,279 Wrong number? 153 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,679 You won't get rid of me like that! 154 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,439 Miss, excuse me. 155 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:45,439 Isn't it a bit old-fashioned to give the wrong number 156 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,759 to the guy who so kindly gave you a lift to work? 157 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,919 - May I have a word? - Yes. 158 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,239 - Listen you... - My name's Tommaso. 159 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,399 What the hell do you want from me? 160 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,799 Calm down, will you? Take it easy. 161 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,199 I just want one hour of your time 162 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,039 when you’re through with this tour, that's all. 163 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,959 Look, I don’t like you. Is that clear? 164 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,359 Will you go now? 165 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,679 Why are you such a pain? 166 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,599 I know what I'll do. I’ll wait here for you, okay? 167 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,279 When you finish, we can leave together. 168 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,399 You’d better leave right now. 169 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,479 Where can we meet then? Please tell me where. 170 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,959 Let's meet outside my house, at half past five. 171 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,719 Now just go. 172 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:43,719 I'll go there now, so I'll be there if you get done early. 173 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,399 And if Crumble runs away, I'll bring him back. 174 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,639 - Great. - Great! 175 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,999 Bye, see you later. 176 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,799 Where are the police when you need them? 177 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,719 No! Not him again! 178 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,319 Shit! I'd completely forgotten. 179 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,599 I saw Crumble earlier, he ran into that garden. 180 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,439 I tried to catch him but he got away. 181 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,399 How's it going? 182 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:32,039 We're going somewhere. 183 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,239 Right... something happened... 184 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:39,119 - What happened? - An accident... 185 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:44,119 Her mom was involved in an accident this morning... 186 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,599 and we're going to the hospital... 187 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,999 She's fine but I have to see her. 188 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,319 Of course, I'm sorry... 189 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,239 Just give me your real number. I'll call you later. 190 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,799 It's the same one you have, just add a 6. 191 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,399 Do you want mine while... 192 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:10,639 Are you deaf? We're in a hurry. 193 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,519 Wait, just a minute. 194 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,439 347 2110831 195 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,519 - I'm really sorry. - Bye. sorry. 196 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:33,079 Why won't she answer? It's ringing, but there's no answer. 197 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,479 When your friend falls in love, you never know how to act. 198 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:39,599 You either want to knock some sense into him. 199 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,039 or you automatically turn into his shrink. 200 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,639 He tells you everything but you couldn't give a shit, 201 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:48,439 because romantic problems are a load of crap. 202 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,839 He can't even understand simple concepts like this one: 203 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,799 Have you tried being anonymous? 204 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,439 How? 205 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,279 Call her from another phone. Like mine. 206 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:04,079 If she answers, you'll know she doesn't want to speak to you. 207 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,399 You're a genius, Dante! 208 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,839 Your brain's small but compact, like a Doberman's. 209 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,039 Oh; God. What if she answers? 210 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,799 Hello, Giulia... Hi, it's Tommaso. 211 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:28,479 Well, I was thinking... maybe tonight... 212 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,879 if you don’t have any plans... 213 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,199 You're going to the movies with Carlotta. 214 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,039 Alright, well... maybe tomorrow... 215 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:42,239 Tomorrow then. Okay, you'll call me. 216 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,439 What am I saying? 217 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,559 I've got your number. I'll call you. 218 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,439 Bye, okay. Bye. 219 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,639 - Well? - You're shameless! 220 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,279 I know she's lying. 221 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,719 She's not going out with Carlotta, but that’s okay. 222 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,999 It's a point in my favor because she's lying, not me. 223 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,119 - Can I use your car? - No. 224 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,159 Thanks, Dante. 225 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,199 You're a true friend. 226 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,439 See you later. 227 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,439 Ask me whatever you want from now on. 228 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,719 You see? He won't listen to anyone. 229 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,639 It's the hedonistic phase of love, 230 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,839 where only his damn problems matter. 231 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,919 - You're not using my car! - Where are the keys? 232 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,839 Now's the time to make a little vow. 233 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,559 If I get this girl, I swear I'll stop smoking. 234 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,159 I swear. 235 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,359 How do I hide my number? 236 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:41,319 # 31 #... Ill get you this time. 237 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,599 - Hello? - It's Tommaso, sorry it's so late. 238 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:54,719 Hi. Tommaso. It is a bit late. 239 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,879 I wanted to know if you liked the film 240 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,439 and say goodnight. 241 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,719 Oh, thanks... 242 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,959 The film was good, yes... 243 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,679 Listen, are you still with Carlotta? 244 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,399 No, Carlotta's left. 245 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,719 I'm in bed already. 246 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,439 You must be tired and want to sleep. 247 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,159 Yes. that's right. 248 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:26,359 Tomorrow morning at half past seven, I have a group of Spanish tourists. 249 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,439 Goodbye then. 250 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,439 I just wanted to say that... 251 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,759 you're a really great liar. 252 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,839 What? 253 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,879 What are you doing here? 254 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:57,119 I just wanted to see how far you'd go. Goodnight. 255 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,519 Who do you think you are? 256 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,959 I don't like being followed, 257 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,759 and I don't have to tell anyone what I do. 258 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,479 - Who were you kissing? - None of your business! 259 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,959 - I caught you! - What? 260 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,719 What do you want from me? 261 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:26,119 How dare you wait for me outside my house! 262 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,519 Carlotta's right. You are crazy. 263 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:30,959 - Listen you... - My name's Giulia. 264 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,039 Okay, Giulia. Listen... 265 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,599 you should be nicer to people who are interested in you, 266 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:41,119 because if you were short and fat, you'd be dying to go out with me. 267 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,679 You don't even know me but 3 times already you've said you don't like me. 268 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,159 Fair enough, you don't like me. 269 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:51,039 But if that was your ex-boyfriend you just kissed, 270 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,879 well, honey, you're like all the other women. 271 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,599 When you're lonely and depressed... 272 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,879 you'd rather stay in the past than move on. 273 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,799 Goodnight. 274 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,519 So he is an ex. 275 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,759 How about this... I'll go to the movies with you. 276 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,039 But promise not to try anything. 277 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,439 Like trying to kiss me on the doorstep... 278 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,656 I don't want to do the cobra. 279 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,319 No Cobra. I promise. 280 00:18:56,287 --> 00:18:57,566 Come on! 281 00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:02,246 You can stay in the shower forever and you'll still be an idiot. 282 00:19:02,447 --> 00:19:05,366 I’ll kill you if you use up all the hot water. 283 00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,286 Can you lend me 20 euros? 284 00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:12,886 Listen, you haven't paid the rent for three months. 285 00:19:13,207 --> 00:19:16,526 I always do the shopping, I pay the bills. 286 00:19:16,727 --> 00:19:19,366 What the hell am I supposed to do? 287 00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:23,766 Dante, I have two pieces of bad news for you. 288 00:19:25,047 --> 00:19:28,726 I need your car and your number 8 t-shirt. 289 00:19:29,087 --> 00:19:31,366 Not my number 8 t-shirt. It's clean. 290 00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:34,246 Did you expect me to wear it dirty? 291 00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:39,206 Thanks, Dante. 292 00:19:40,007 --> 00:19:41,726 I'll remember this... 293 00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:46,526 I said no, listen to me. 294 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:50,126 I said no, and don't slap me. It bothers me. 295 00:19:57,767 --> 00:20:01,286 I'm not totally against plastic surgery. 296 00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:04,646 But my mom's old-fashioned. She says it's against nature. 297 00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:07,966 Oh, who cares... nature can be changed. 298 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:12,566 What am I going to say to him? Why did I say yes? 299 00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:16,246 What if he's one of those idiots who always makes compliments? 300 00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:18,886 I can't put up with that... 301 00:20:21,127 --> 00:20:25,246 My God, my hair looks like a mushroom cloud. 302 00:20:25,447 --> 00:20:27,886 It's Dante's shit conditioner, 303 00:20:28,087 --> 00:20:30,166 I shouldn't have used it! 304 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:32,926 I'm going to kill him. 305 00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,966 Listen... 306 00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:50,406 Do you think... 307 00:20:50,607 --> 00:20:53,646 my hair looks like a mushroom cloud? 308 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,086 Yes! 309 00:21:05,487 --> 00:21:06,886 I knew it! 310 00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:10,086 - What are we going to see? - I don't know. 311 00:21:10,287 --> 00:21:13,206 Why don't we go out to dinner instead? 312 00:21:13,407 --> 00:21:15,006 You want to go to dinner? 313 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,086 No, not dinner! I've only got 20 euros! 314 00:21:17,287 --> 00:21:18,846 A restaurant? 315 00:21:19,047 --> 00:21:22,926 The homeless shelter won't even feed us for 20 euros. 316 00:21:23,127 --> 00:21:24,726 - No. - Why not? 317 00:21:24,927 --> 00:21:26,846 We said we'd go to the movies... 318 00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:29,446 We haven't reserved a table. 319 00:21:29,647 --> 00:21:31,966 And I'm wearing my movie clothes. 320 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,566 I'd need to go home and change. 321 00:21:34,847 --> 00:21:38,406 - A seafood place by the beach? - That would work. 322 00:21:39,687 --> 00:21:42,926 I know a nice place. 323 00:21:44,207 --> 00:21:46,726 I just hope it's open or else... 324 00:21:47,127 --> 00:21:49,046 Or else I'll kill myself. 325 00:21:49,487 --> 00:21:51,606 Livia, you're right, 326 00:21:51,807 --> 00:21:54,326 but I didn't want to tell her you're my sister. 327 00:21:54,527 --> 00:21:56,166 - You're still a mushroom. - What? 328 00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:58,006 Your hair. 329 00:21:58,207 --> 00:22:02,126 I didn't want to come across as a loser on our first date, 330 00:22:02,327 --> 00:22:04,526 or a tightwad. 331 00:22:04,727 --> 00:22:07,486 But the fact is I have no money. 332 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:12,086 Do me a favor, pretend you don't know me. 333 00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:13,766 Treat me like a regular client, 334 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:16,526 bring me the bill, I'll give you my credit card, 335 00:22:16,727 --> 00:22:19,526 you just pretend. 336 00:22:19,727 --> 00:22:21,886 Did I say something wrong? 337 00:22:22,087 --> 00:22:25,286 - It's bullshit. - What's bullshit? 338 00:22:26,087 --> 00:22:28,326 This performance is bullshit. 339 00:22:29,327 --> 00:22:31,686 Salty or sweet water? 340 00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:35,526 - What? - I'm joking, still or sparkling? 341 00:22:36,007 --> 00:22:38,686 - Still, please. - He wants sparkling. 342 00:22:38,887 --> 00:22:40,806 - Who? - Tommaso. 343 00:22:41,047 --> 00:22:42,686 So he comes here often? 344 00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:46,046 Of course! His sister feeds him for free! 345 00:22:46,287 --> 00:22:49,606 - Is that his sister? - She sure isn’t his mom! 346 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,046 Sorry... 347 00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:59,046 I was in the toilet... 348 00:23:00,367 --> 00:23:03,926 Sorry for tine mess, but I've just opened. 349 00:23:04,127 --> 00:23:06,686 It's empty but it's more romantic, right? 350 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,806 Yes. definitely. 351 00:23:09,007 --> 00:23:10,846 Would you like some fish? 352 00:23:11,207 --> 00:23:12,646 Do you have fresh scampi? 353 00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:15,406 Why doesn't he tell me it's his sister? 354 00:23:15,607 --> 00:23:18,006 - Let me show you. - There's no need. 355 00:23:18,207 --> 00:23:20,326 - We trust you. - Drinks? 356 00:23:22,127 --> 00:23:24,966 Wine? House white. 357 00:23:25,367 --> 00:23:27,246 Our house? 358 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,126 I said your house white, right? 359 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,326 - Of course. - Of course, your house wine. 360 00:23:36,287 --> 00:23:38,486 She's a little naive... 361 00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:42,166 It's not fancy, but the food's good. 362 00:23:42,967 --> 00:23:46,606 - Why the show? - What show? 363 00:23:46,807 --> 00:23:49,806 The waiter told me she's your sister. 364 00:23:50,007 --> 00:23:54,646 Tommaso, get up, say thank you and disappear forever. 365 00:23:54,927 --> 00:23:58,526 - Why didn't you tell me? - Oh... the waiter... 366 00:24:01,727 --> 00:24:03,606 The waiter told you? 367 00:24:07,287 --> 00:24:10,206 The older you get, the more you're a dumbass! 368 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,326 Drink this! 369 00:24:12,527 --> 00:24:16,406 He told you? That’s incredible! 370 00:24:16,727 --> 00:24:18,566 How ridiculous! 371 00:24:19,367 --> 00:24:22,406 Men are just like that. They talk bullshit. 372 00:24:22,607 --> 00:24:24,366 He got angry at me. 373 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:26,886 I thought I wasn't a loyal sister. 374 00:24:27,087 --> 00:24:28,806 I have the worst luck! 375 00:24:29,007 --> 00:24:31,966 A nosey waiter, that's a first! 376 00:24:32,247 --> 00:24:35,286 He goes around saying, "That's his brother, his cousin..." 377 00:24:36,087 --> 00:24:38,246 Uncle, aunt! 378 00:24:38,487 --> 00:24:40,646 What are you doing here? 379 00:24:40,887 --> 00:24:43,446 Hello, darling! 380 00:24:44,727 --> 00:24:46,926 - Go to bed. - No way. 381 00:24:47,127 --> 00:24:48,926 Oh, yeah? 382 00:24:49,127 --> 00:24:53,606 Yes, it's just me and this little beauty here. 383 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:57,766 There's something really sweet about Tommaso. 384 00:24:58,007 --> 00:24:59,966 Sweet and cunning! 385 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,366 Shall I read to you a bit? 386 00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:03,606 No, please! 387 00:25:04,007 --> 00:25:04,686 Go on. 388 00:25:04,927 --> 00:25:07,446 "Your age is not important, 389 00:25:07,647 --> 00:25:10,406 but if you're older than forty, our advice is: 390 00:25:10,607 --> 00:25:12,686 Follow this rehabilitation 391 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:17,206 because at a certain age, the pains of love are devastating." 392 00:25:18,007 --> 00:25:19,726 What kind of shit is this? 393 00:25:19,967 --> 00:25:23,046 I get 300 euros every time I make a recording! 394 00:25:23,247 --> 00:25:27,966 It's a CD. It's called "Manual of Love" 395 00:25:35,807 --> 00:25:38,886 Why can't you miraculously fall in love with me? 396 00:25:39,127 --> 00:25:41,566 Look at me. I'm not that bad. 397 00:25:41,887 --> 00:25:43,606 - Are you tired? - A bit. 398 00:25:43,807 --> 00:25:45,486 Plus, he's shy... 399 00:25:45,767 --> 00:25:48,926 My God, I'd rip that dress off with my teeth. 400 00:25:49,767 --> 00:25:52,886 Giulia, please. Don't go all mushy now. 401 00:25:53,087 --> 00:25:55,606 Let's call it a night. 402 00:25:56,487 --> 00:25:58,766 I'm going to say something stupid. 403 00:25:58,967 --> 00:26:03,566 - We can be friends if you like. - Friends? No. not friends. 404 00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:09,606 I can't do that... 405 00:26:11,367 --> 00:26:14,806 I'm not saying I've fallen in love with you... 406 00:26:18,007 --> 00:26:20,246 But I'm not very far off. 407 00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:23,286 I'm sorry. 408 00:26:32,247 --> 00:26:34,566 Can I at least give you a hug? 409 00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:38,086 Don't be absurd, say yes. Please. 410 00:26:38,287 --> 00:26:40,006 No. we'd better not. 411 00:26:42,287 --> 00:26:43,806 Ouch! That hurt! 412 00:26:44,487 --> 00:26:47,326 Why am I letting him go like that? 413 00:26:47,527 --> 00:26:50,246 After all, he just wanted a hug. 414 00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:01,286 Tommaso, I wanted to tell you... 415 00:27:14,527 --> 00:27:18,926 I wanted to tell you that I left my bag in your car. 416 00:27:23,847 --> 00:27:26,246 Oh, your bag. Right. 417 00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:33,806 But I've never kissed anyone by mistake. 418 00:27:55,927 --> 00:27:59,926 It's true, when you find love, everything else falls into place. 419 00:28:00,207 --> 00:28:03,566 I found a job in a bookshop in town. 420 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:07,046 The owner must be gay. Maybe he has a crush on me. 421 00:28:07,247 --> 00:28:09,526 He pays me 900 euros a month! A ton! 422 00:28:10,327 --> 00:28:12,966 Giulia lives with us, but Dante's not happy 423 00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:15,566 because we use the bathroom for hours. 424 00:28:15,767 --> 00:28:18,166 Or maybe he's jealous because I'm happy. 425 00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:23,406 Who's this big furry animal? Who's this black furry animal? 426 00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:27,966 Look at you. you're so sweet. 427 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,439 I'm going... Bye. 428 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,760 Honey... 429 00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,200 Yes, love? 430 00:28:37,224 --> 00:28:38,496 Bye! 431 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:42,680 Bah, when people are in love, they don't listen to anyone. 432 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,239 Merry Christmas! 433 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:50,920 Come here, puppy dog, daddy's favorite... 434 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,039 Will you marry me? 435 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,999 Say that again... 436 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,559 Will you marry me? 437 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,839 I wanted him to say it a thousand times. 438 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,999 Women love hearing that question. 439 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,479 Will you marry me? 440 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,719 It's a ritual of love! 441 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,559 Thanks to Checco and Monica. 442 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,999 Checco and Monica's show 443 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:47,639 is dedicated to Tommaso and Giulia who are on their honeymoon! 444 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,919 Let's hear it! 445 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:55,559 Let the happy couple come onto the floor! 446 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,439 The happy couple! 447 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,599 Go with the salsa! 448 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,599 - Let's go! - Yes! 449 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,839 - Let's go to bed. - Oh! Sure... 450 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,479 All this happy couple and salsa stuff... 451 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,519 Are you awake? 452 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,199 I need to talk to you, wake up. 453 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,079 I'd like to take Checco and Monica's class. 454 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:05,719 Whose? 455 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,639 Checco and Monica's class. The fire dancers. 456 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,119 They give lessons in the afternoons. It would be fun, wouldn't it? 457 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,999 There was real chemistry between them... 458 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,879 When they passed the torch to each other... 459 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,799 it's like they're passing real energy! 460 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,439 You scare me when you talk like that. 461 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,599 Why? 462 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,639 Do I look like I could pass torches and energy like them? 463 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,519 Show me you're interested in something I like for once. 464 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:51,079 Just pretend! It can't be that bad! 465 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,599 I hate those things. I like parachuting. 466 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,799 I want to hang like a bat from a parachute! 467 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,319 Then I won't talk to spoil your holiday! 468 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,399 THE BREAKDOWN 469 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,679 Is the heat on? 470 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,599 Why don't you put a jumper on? 471 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,719 Fine, but is the heat on? 472 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,279 Why don't you feel the radiator? 473 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,799 Look at the TV. 474 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,199 There are some animals, look. 475 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,839 I care about it as much as you do! 476 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,799 You can change the channel. I'm not interested in it. 477 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,519 Darling, I was just saying. There's nothing on anyway. 478 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,479 I really don’t care... 479 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,919 I'm exhausted... 480 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,399 I'm going to bed. 481 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,679 Are you coming, Cochis? Goodnight, darling! 482 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,759 Goodnight, darling. 483 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,839 Good night darling. good night darling! 484 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,439 Good night darling, my ass! 485 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,599 God, I can't stand him. 486 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:28,839 Why is he like that? 487 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,199 Where are you going? Stay on the right! 488 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:40,399 Keep your hands on the wheel! Please! 489 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,999 You can't drive, let's go back. 490 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,679 You're so jumpy! 491 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,719 You make me nervous. 492 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,359 Leave me alone. I’ll get there. 493 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:59,239 What? Your reflexes don't work! 494 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,159 Can you hear me? Your reflexes don't work! 495 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:06,439 - You're aiming for people! - Says who? 496 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,319 I do! You're a crazy driver. 497 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,879 At your age, once your license expires, that's it! 498 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,239 You're not very nice. Where's your compassion? 499 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,799 He never used to eat like that. 500 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,439 Look how he chews! 501 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,079 Be quiet! Stop being so noisy! 502 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,479 He gets worse every day. 503 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,999 He's not how he used to be. 504 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,919 It's like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers!" 505 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,679 - What are you looking at? - Nothing... 506 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,479 Nothing? You're staring at me, Barbara. 507 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,879 Are you making fun of me or something? 508 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,879 I was thinking. 509 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,039 Then tell me what you were thinking about. 510 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:03,199 We should start talking about what we think. 511 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,239 If we're thinking anything at all! 512 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,479 Alright, if you must know, I'll tell you. 513 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:13,679 I'll tell you, but sometimes the truth hurts. 514 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,039 Don't worry. 515 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,559 I was thinking that you’re really disgusting when you eat! 516 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:31,399 You were right about the truth, next time keep your mouth shut. 517 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,879 No, Marco. You've changed. 518 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,519 Why have you changed? 519 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,239 Why don't you talk about your work anymore? 520 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,319 When I met you, you were different! 521 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,559 You were happy, with a sparkle in your eyes, 522 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,319 you liked people, you liked your job. 523 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,839 People? My job? "The hills are blooming..." 524 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,679 What do you want me to say? 525 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,959 That today an old woman crashed into a wall? 526 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,679 Do you want me to talk about cylinders? 527 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,679 Cylinders, internal combustion engines? 528 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,599 "That’s when the spark plug ignites." 529 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,759 - Did you just whack me one? - Yes. 530 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,959 Sorry. 531 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,239 Hold his hand. 532 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,999 No, please. I'm scared when they're so small. 533 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,359 I couldn't pick him up the first week either. 534 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,839 Now I pick him up, I turn him over... 535 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:35,239 - I could even dismantle him. - And put him back together? 536 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,639 What I love most about children is their smell. 537 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,359 Remember when Achille was a baby? I was always sniffing him. 538 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,239 Smell him. 539 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,679 It's like talcum powder or milk. 540 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,999 It's really.... 541 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,519 I think there's also a weird smell... 542 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:55,959 That's stronger than talcum powder. 543 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,519 But I've just changed him! 544 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:05,079 Darling, what did you do? That's a big one! 545 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,639 It's a poo-poo for daddy! 546 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,959 I'll change him. 547 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,559 Changing his diaper has become a ritual. 548 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,079 I made pasta without tuna for you. You're allergic, right? 549 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,759 Yes, thanks. 550 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,919 Achille, what the.. what did you do? 551 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,519 Slut! 552 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:35,159 Remember what they told us. "Just ignore him." 553 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,999 No problem. We'll lay the table again. 554 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,799 Just act normal! 555 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,319 No spanking? 556 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,799 Just act normal. 557 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,719 Listen when he does that. He's dreaming. 558 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,679 - How do you know? - The pediatrician told me. 559 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:58,799 You can tell because his eyes flicker. 560 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,799 - He's so tiny. - What? 561 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,039 He's so tiny and pure! 562 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,639 Oh, can you pass the salt? 563 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,319 I don't use salt because I'm breastfeeding. 564 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,559 Does salt go into your tits? 565 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,119 - What? - Yes, it goes into your tits. 566 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,359 Look, here he comes. 567 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,799 It's amazing, I screamed like a madwoman 568 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,999 but I can't remember the pain. 569 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,239 These people are crazy! What are we watching? 570 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,279 Watching a birth isn't like looking at holiday photos. 571 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,959 These people are really sick! 572 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,279 Isn't this a bit too much? 573 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,399 No, Marco. It's nature. 574 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,799 But nature says we need to digest after eating. 575 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,599 It's gross. Sorry, it's great. 576 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,479 What a shame, my batteries ran out. 577 00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,199 I'm Hannibal, the Cannibal! 578 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,679 But that's... Achille is with the baby! 579 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,159 Achille, you're such a pain. 580 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,279 Homo! 581 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,479 - Look what he's done! - Where did he get the mayonnaise? 582 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,399 No spanking? 583 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,439 Why don't we have one? 584 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,479 What? 585 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,519 A baby. 586 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:35,079 After a night like tonight? 587 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,479 I feel like killing all children tonight! 588 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,279 I should have expected that. 589 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,599 You only look at the bad things about tonight. 590 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,599 The film of the birth... 591 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:52,119 everyone going crazy, noisy kids. 592 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,559 You don't understand that there's life behind a kid's poo. 593 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,519 What just came out of your mouth? 594 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:04,519 "Life behind a kid's poo." How deep! 595 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,079 Come on, don't get angry. 596 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,039 It really was a deep statement. 597 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,119 You're so touchy! I can't say anything to you. 598 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,999 You said something philosophical 599 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,959 and I just made a joke. 600 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,679 "Life behind a kid's poo." Alright! 601 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,519 Barbara, let's be honest. 602 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:52,679 You can't have kids to get over marriage problems. 603 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,679 That's criminal. 604 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,719 First you have to sort out your problems. 605 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,759 We can have plenty of kids, but our problems come first. 606 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,319 What am I supposed to do? I'm no spring chicken. 607 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,039 How long are these problems going to last? 608 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,839 I don't know. I don't even know why they started. 609 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,679 I don't know when they will end. 610 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,039 Yes, but you’re not doing anything about it. 611 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:26,639 When I suggest a solution, 612 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,279 you laugh at me like I'm stupid. 613 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,479 You don't want to work it out because you're happy like this. 614 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,919 Admit it. you're happy like this. 615 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,879 That's not true! That's bullshit! 616 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,399 Because what kind of solutions do you suggest? 617 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,559 - Checco and Monica? - What? 618 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,679 So what? 619 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,359 I'm Checco. I'm Monica, with the fire." 620 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,319 "I'm horny. I'm horny, too." 621 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,959 "Come on, give me your energy." 622 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,999 Come on, is that going to solve our problems? 623 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,439 But we'll end up splitting up 624 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,719 and starting a divorce which will keep us apart forever! 625 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,079 I want to work this out just as much as you 626 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,039 but we have to find a way together. 627 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,879 An intelligent way, though. Not this nonsense! 628 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:30,359 Follow your instincts. Abandon yourselves. 629 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,799 What does your partner mean to you? 630 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,359 Draw them, on this sheet of paper. 631 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,879 Don't be embarrassed. 632 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,279 Let yourselves go. 633 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,999 Listen to the music. 634 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,159 Just a dot? 635 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,439 Not much, is it? 636 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,879 Well, but... 637 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,119 I'm going. 638 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,679 Hey, where are you going? 639 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,799 - What do you mean? - Right. Cinzia's birthday. 640 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,559 I completely forgot, sorry. 641 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,079 You can still come if you want. 642 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,239 No. Barbara. I'd rather... 643 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,519 I've lost my voice, I'm getting a cold... 644 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,719 I'd better go to bed... 645 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,959 They're all couples, so... 646 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,719 I'd spread my germs to everyone. 647 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,279 - I'd infect all of you. - You're right. 648 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,959 Bye, then! 649 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,719 They’re all couples. How boring. 650 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,439 Drink! 651 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,759 And now... 652 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,159 I can't drink anymore! 653 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,079 What's his name? Come on... 654 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,479 I'll give you a clue. His name's Ro... 655 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,279 - Romolo! - No! 656 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,439 His name's Roberto! 657 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,519 You have to drink! 658 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,119 What a night! 659 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,639 You have to make the most of it. 660 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,919 Cochis, what are they teaching you? German, English... 661 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,399 Kiss, kiss! 662 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,959 What fool watches math lessons at 2 a.m.? 663 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,959 Cinzia, what? 664 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,679 Barbara? 665 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:49,039 - Where is she? - Over there. 666 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,839 She didn't want to go home so we stayed here. 667 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,919 She threw up. I made her coffee... 668 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,399 Then she wanted to go home. 669 00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,919 She wanted you. So I called you. 670 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,759 When I said you were coming, she threw up again. 671 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,519 Again? 672 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,719 Our relationship is in big trouble! We have to sort it out. 673 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,359 Or I don't know what'll happen. 674 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,199 My head hurts. 675 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,359 - Come on. - I can’t. 676 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,639 Move your head slowly. 677 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,239 I threw up so much. 678 00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,279 Hold on tight. 679 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,199 Slowly. 680 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,479 - Wait. - I'm cold. 681 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,479 Why did you draw a black dot? 682 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,999 I'm not a black dot! 683 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:47,079 She's been talking about a black dot all night. Why? 684 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,039 No idea. She's drunk! 685 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,199 Marco, is something wrong? 686 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,479 Cinzia, everything's wrong. 687 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:57,559 - Cheers, Cinzia! - Cheers! 688 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,599 Oh, I'm not drunk at all. 689 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,039 No, I’m not drunk. 690 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,359 We're not going home. We're going to a hotel. 691 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,279 - Let's go to a hotel then. - We're going to a hotel. 692 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,639 And we're going to live there. 693 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,199 If I'd been alone last night, or on a holiday, what would I have done? 694 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,959 Maybe I'd have had an affair? Yes, I would have. 695 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,479 Marco, we're in trouble! 696 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,399 Darling, drink up. 697 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,159 Thanks but I feel better now. 698 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,599 There's no point in going on. 699 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,519 I need to find the courage to make a decision. 700 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:46,439 She won't do it. so I will. 701 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,639 Barbara, I'm leaving you. 702 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,639 Barbara, I'm leaving you. 703 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,519 Darling, do you get jealous over me? 704 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:57,239 Of course I do, what a stupid question. 705 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,399 Of course I'm jealous. 706 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,119 What if I told you I kissed another man? 707 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:04,719 When? 708 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,199 Last night. 709 00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,799 I don't like this game. 710 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,999 I danced with him all night, then I kissed him! 711 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,039 A real long kiss. 712 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,719 Then he stuck his tongue in, and I realized... 713 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,759 Holy shit! 714 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:27,359 No, I'm joking. But I'm glad you're jealous. 715 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,999 Shit, our car's being towed away! 716 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,879 Excuse me... 717 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,319 I was with my wife. We were talking. 718 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,199 It's only been ten minutes, please. 719 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:47,079 I've already called the tow truck. It’s been longer than 10 minutes. 720 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,039 Please, I need my car for work. 721 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,079 I'll pay the fine now. 722 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,679 If you take my car, I'm in serious trouble. 723 00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,559 I've had a terrible night. 724 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,759 My wife's sick. She's drunk and throwing up. 725 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,879 If you take my car away, I'll be ruined! 726 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,919 We don't enjoy fining people. 727 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:13,119 You're the one who parked your car this way. 728 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,799 Alright then, tow my car away. 729 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,279 Junk it. I don't want to see it again. 730 00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:22,199 I’ve hit a bad streak, that's all! 731 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,279 A really bad streak! 732 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,319 Bloody hell, bloody crap ! 733 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,679 - Let the car down. - Who's going to pay me? 734 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,479 Don’t worry, I’ll deal with it! 735 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,399 Really? 736 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,199 - But I have to fine you. - I'll pay the fine, thanks. 737 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,759 Thanks, you are so kind. 738 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,759 Thanks. 739 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,919 What a nutcase. 740 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,599 And they say that female traffic police are... you know! 741 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,359 - Have, a good day. - You too. 742 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,239 How come you're so nice today? 743 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,519 Mind your own business! 744 00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:22,079 - That's more like it! - Come on! 745 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,039 I think those two are on the rocks. 746 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,759 Their relationship is over. Look at them. 747 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:38,079 What do you know? Maybe they're madly in love! 748 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,879 Here’s your mom! 749 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,719 - Hi, Andrea! - Hi. Ornella. 750 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,839 Take your brat, he's been worse than usual today. 751 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,959 Look what he did! 752 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,159 Andrea, what did you do? 753 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,199 I’m sorry. What can I do? 754 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,399 Could I take your jacket to the cleaners? 755 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:00,959 I’m terribly sorry. 756 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,159 No, I’m used to it. 757 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,359 - And he’s my boyfriend, right? - No! 758 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,879 I guess he dumped me. 759 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,999 The fathers' play is in two days. 760 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,359 Your husband is playing a rabbit, remember? 761 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:17,639 Yes, he practices jumping around every night. 762 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,879 See you tomorrow, bye. 763 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,879 Gabriele, come on! Any primate could do it. 764 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,879 It's tricky and if it gets stuck, I'll break it. 765 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,879 Here's Andrea, riding his uncle. 766 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,399 I’m not his uncle, I'm a zebra. 767 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,999 Andrea wanted to tell you he ate all his food 768 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,439 and he's going to bed now, but he wanted to kiss you goodnight. 769 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:46,999 Oh, right. 770 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,039 Ride the zebra, ride the zebra. 771 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,839 Come on, concentrate. 772 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,159 I broke it. 773 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,399 No, it's my fault because I make you do these things! 774 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,559 You're good with woodworking tools, 775 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,439 zippers are too evolved for you. 776 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,679 It's scientific, love only lasts three years. 777 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,999 It's statistically proven. I read it in the paper. 778 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,999 Then there's sex. which lasts one and a half years. 779 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,639 Then passion, which lasts a few months. 780 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:26,439 And then affection, which should last a lifetime. 781 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,759 But I doubt more than 5 years... 782 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,039 After working a shift with you, 783 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:34,239 I feel like going straight home and jumping out the window. 784 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,239 - Good morning, Emilio. - Good morning. 785 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,519 Those scooters can't stay on the sidewalk. 786 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:42,999 But they're ours. 787 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:47,319 They may be but one day I'm going to have them all towed. 788 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,199 My peas will defrost! 789 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,719 At last. Good morning. 790 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:02,119 Mrs. Fiaschi always holds me up when I take the lift. 791 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:04,319 - You’ve waited long? - It's alright. 792 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,639 - On your way to do the news? - Yes. 793 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:11,159 Any special bulletins? Political news? 794 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:12,959 No, just the usual. 795 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,199 There's a good report on seagulls in the Roman dumps. 796 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,399 I might tape it. 797 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:22,119 I really must go, I'm on the air in forty minutes. 798 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,799 I love your summer uniform. 799 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,239 - Goodbye. - Thanks. 800 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,879 He's so macho! 801 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,639 Macho, macho, macho! 802 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,119 Look at this mess! 803 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,479 Gabriele, you should do this in the garage! 804 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,719 Damn! 805 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,919 Damn these frames. 806 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:55,679 Willy, you've stuck your head in the glue! 807 00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,999 Willy, you look handsome. Freshly shaved! 808 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,199 You're very trendy. 809 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,599 Now you just have to sort out your breath, 810 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,479 it’s still a bit smelly. 811 00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,199 A disturbing screeching... 812 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,439 freezes the blood and suddenly awakens 813 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,319 those who are nearby. 814 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,239 Formations of seagulls... 815 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,439 Darling, I made stuffed zucchini. Want some? 816 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:38,239 85% of Italian husbands cheat on their wives, 817 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,799 and 60% of wives cheat on their husbands. 818 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,199 My husband is kind and sweet. There's nothing else I could want. 819 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,119 Not even sex. It's sporadic but intense. 820 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,319 I love him. He's gentle, confused, but I love him. 821 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,159 Why would I cheat on him? 822 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,999 But when I see this newscaster, I get so hot all over for him! 823 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:07,679 THE AFFAIR 824 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:12,639 And then there was a rabbit that went... 825 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,479 How does a rabbit go? 826 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,719 He has no rhythm, he can't feel the beat. 827 00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,439 I know, I've told him 100 times. 828 00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:27,399 I told him that rabbits jump horizontally, not vertically. 829 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,719 And why don't you butt out! 830 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:33,999 I'll be back in a few minutes. 831 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,359 Once upon a time, there was a tiger... 832 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,119 - What animal is your husband? - An orangutan. 833 00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,119 No, no... 834 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:59,039 Let me take this off. 835 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,599 Let's go in the other room! 836 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,919 Come on! 837 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,479 Darling, are you home? 838 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,919 Something smells good! 839 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,479 - Where's Andrea? - He's at my brother’s. 840 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,599 What's wrong? 841 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,359 Nothing. Go and wash your hands. 842 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,279 SHIT FACE 843 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,839 Darling, what's that writing in the bathroom? 844 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,999 FILTHY SWINE 845 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,759 DISGUSTING PIG 846 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,719 That fairy, the whore... 847 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,919 ..what do rabbits have to do with fairies? 848 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,959 Nothing, it's part of the plot. 849 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:42,839 It's a joke, a fairy tale. 850 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:49,479 You make me sick. "It’s part of the plot?" 851 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,119 You’re pathetic! 852 00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:56,719 A rabbit looking for a new sexual experience! 853 00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,439 I don't understand. 854 00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:01,399 I saw you kissing her. 855 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,959 You had your tongue in her ear! You're disgusting! 856 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,599 With your stupid, fake good-guy, lifeless expression! 857 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:12,159 How dare you cheat on me with that protozoan life form! 858 00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,719 Honey, let me explain. It's not what you think. 859 00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:18,159 Stop lying. 860 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:22,519 I can explain, forgive me. These things happen, honey. 861 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,079 Honey, my ass! My ass! 862 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,759 I won't forgive you, I'm leaving you! 863 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,959 I'm packing up and leaving! 864 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,879 If this house was mine, 865 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:41,919 I'd grab that lizard between your legs and throw you down the stairs! 866 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:44,839 But seeing that this shit hole 867 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:47,839 was bought by that witch of your mother 868 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:51,319 with your brain-dead father's pension money 869 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,239 I don't want anything from you, do you hear me? 870 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:57,279 I don't want anything from you! 871 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,519 You filthy swine! You prick! 872 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,799 What an idiot! 873 01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:16,879 It's over! 874 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,719 It's over forever! I never want to see him again! 875 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:24,559 You have to think of your boy first. then yourself. 876 01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:26,519 Should I let him cheat on me? 877 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,159 - Andrea needs his father. - But only one mother! 878 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,079 It's him! 879 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,759 I'm staying here. I'm not going downstairs. 880 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:47,039 But if I go. I'll kill him! Is that what you want? 881 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,479 - I'll go. - Thanks. 882 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,599 I’m coming. Don't make a fuss. 883 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,799 Yes, alright. 884 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,839 Deny everything, even when faced with proof. 885 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,999 Just lie. 886 01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:06,879 What the hell am I going to say? 887 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,079 If he has the nerve to say he hasn't slept with her. 888 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,679 I swear I'll make him swallow his teeth. 889 01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,119 It was just sex. 890 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,679 She'll break my nose with a head-butt. 891 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,119 I'll punch his mousy little nose in! 892 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,839 No, It's just a platonic relationship. 893 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:26,879 We're friends. 894 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:29,759 She saw us kissing. 895 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,359 A half-truth... 896 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,639 We kissed but it went no further. 897 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,199 You swine! You bastard! 898 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,399 Darling. 899 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,559 I can't live without you and Andrea. 900 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,839 Just tell me, if this is your final decision... 901 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:59,439 What have I got to live for? 902 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:02,919 Right! What have you got to live for? 903 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,439 What have you got to live for? 904 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,279 I'll kill myself, I mean it! 905 01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:11,519 Good, just tell me when and where and I’ll help you! 906 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,399 So it's over then? 907 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,559 It's over, yes. It's over. 908 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:22,639 Yes, it's over. It's over. 909 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,919 I don't consider you a man anymore! 910 01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:30,679 So what am I? 911 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,719 You’re fungus! Fungus! 912 01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,839 It's an abuse of authority. You can't do that. 913 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,479 Please! 914 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,959 It's an abuse of authority! 915 01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:23,679 You are right, but let's talk about it. 916 01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,479 Forget it, give me your license. 917 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:29,559 I didn't mean to hurt you. 918 01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,599 We only saw each other a few times. 919 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,759 Your license. 920 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,199 You know what really gets me? 921 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,239 That you found out now that it’s over. 922 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:51,919 We realized it was a mistake! 923 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,639 Jack. spare tire and reflective jacket. 924 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,439 Jacket? 925 01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,479 Miss, as stated in the highway code. 926 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,119 you must have a reflective jacket in the vehicle. 927 01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,559 If you're changing your tire 928 01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:09,319 and another driver doesn't see you, they might catch your shirt 929 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:11,999 and drag you along the road, 930 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,759 thinking they ran over an animal. 931 01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:19,479 A wild goose, a snake, a female dog... 932 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,639 They go backwards and forwards, over and over... 933 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:26,119 What's left of you? Your dismembered body. 934 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,199 Your battered corpse, and who's to blame? 935 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,039 That's half a point off your license. 936 01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,319 Nothing happened, it was a mistake! 937 01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:38,959 You haven't checked your tires! 938 01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:41,639 Let’s see your windshield wipers! 939 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,039 - What’s wrong? - It’s broken! 940 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,119 Ornella, stop it. 941 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,319 - Ornella, I'm sorry. Please! - "Ornella, I'm sorry. Please!" 942 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:53,439 Pull yourself together, please! 943 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,599 Turn your hazard lights on! 944 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,359 Right away! 945 01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,719 I tried to reason with her, 946 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,759 But no luck... she wouldn't listen. 947 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:06,879 Since then, Ornella has turned into an urban legend. 948 01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:10,759 Ruthless, determined. vengeful and relentless. 949 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,879 Like all women who have been hurt. 950 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,319 she would give fines for the smallest offenses. 951 01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:20,479 Only to men though, because they were her chosen victims. 952 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,679 It was mass slaughter. 953 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,719 27 confiscated licenses, 72 wheel clamps, 954 01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,719 54 calls for the tow truck! 955 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,799 And that was in only two weeks! 956 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:37,799 And finally, the argument that brought Rome to a standstill. 957 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:40,959 Hell, what a day that was! 958 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:43,839 Viper! Yes, that's what I said! 959 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,679 Do you realize what you're saying? 960 01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,399 I can't find a more suitable word than viper! 961 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,399 - So you said? - I said viper! 962 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,919 - Well, insulting a public officer... - What? 963 01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,239 You're abusing your authority... 964 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,639 Your finger! 965 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:04,799 You're abusing your authority! 966 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,159 I was sitting calmly in my car! 967 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:11,319 You don’t look very calm! 968 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:17,079 You were double-parked, trying to act smart, 969 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:21,199 then when the female traffic cop comes along, you apologize 970 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,239 and think you can get away with it. 971 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,319 You could have whistled or knocked on my window. 972 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,719 Is that what I'm paid to do? Whistle? 973 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,959 Is that what I do? Knock on windows? 974 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,759 - You know what you do? - Your finger! 975 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,479 You creep up behind cars, 976 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,119 crouched down like a viper. 977 01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,319 I’m using that word again! Viper! 978 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,119 - Say that again! - Viper! 979 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:48,959 You know what? 980 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:51,399 - I'll see you in court. - Great. 981 01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:56,359 I'll see you in court, if that's what you want! 982 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,039 Do me a favor... 983 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,919 Look what a mess you've caused! 984 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:03,599 Drop dead! 985 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,679 What's going on? Are they fighting? 986 01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,639 Pull over. 987 01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,999 We've been beeping for ages! Move! 988 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:19,399 What’s going on here? Calm down! 989 01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:23,279 This idiot double-parked. 990 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,679 He can't get his keys in the door. He's drunk. 991 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,479 I'm not drunk. 992 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,759 I'm just having relationship problems 993 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:32,959 and this is reflected in my emotional state. 994 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,719 But I can hold it together. 995 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,799 Alright, it's over. Go home, goodnight. 996 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,359 Give me your car keys. You can't drive in your condition. 997 01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:50,679 - I’m good, aren't I? - Yes, very. 998 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,399 I'm sober. 999 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,079 I'll hold on to the car keys. 1000 01:07:56,360 --> 01:08:00,399 I'm a little confused. Do I know you? 1001 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:03,119 - Traffic warden... my block... - Right. 1002 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,999 You're in a state. What happened? 1003 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,479 I wanted to move my car and those guys... 1004 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,719 Look, you're a handsome man, a newscaster, 1005 01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,679 always so serious, then all of a sudden... 1006 01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,679 - Oh. you saw the report? - Yes. 1007 01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:20,479 I'm taking you home. 1008 01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,719 I'll deal with this! 1009 01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,479 - Is everything alright? - Yes. I know him! 1010 01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:27,759 - Can I go? - Bye. 1011 01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:37,679 Does that look like a toy siren? 1012 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,799 Shall I dance for you? 1013 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,879 You think it's funny? We'll see. 1014 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,399 Your license, please! 1015 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,239 Make sure you don't throw up on my uniform. 1016 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,679 Nice shirt! Where's it from? 1017 01:08:57,480 --> 01:08:59,319 This is your evening uniform. 1018 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:02,279 Listen, I'll leave you here. 1019 01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:04,879 I'll call the lift and you go on up. 1020 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,999 I haven't seen you for a while. 1021 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,039 Nice slip! 1022 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,959 Nice shirt! 1023 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,239 Hands off please! 1024 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,559 Damn, what a tricky situation! 1025 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,959 I'll fine you! 1026 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,879 Where's the light? 1027 01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:28,839 Why? It's better in the dark. 1028 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,519 Play something for me. 1029 01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,799 Oh, the traffic warden likes the harp! 1030 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:36,559 No, I can’t go all the way to the bedroom. 1031 01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:48,399 I’m insulting a public officer. 1032 01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:51,639 Wait here, I’ll be right back. 1033 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,839 Just two seconds! 1034 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,359 How tacky! He has a satin robe like a boxer! 1035 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,919 Are you stupid? 1036 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:10,119 Yes, I'm stupid over you. 1037 01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:13,479 Wait. 1038 01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:55,439 Be quiet, Willy. 1039 01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,999 What are you doing here? 1040 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,519 I came to pick up my mail. 1041 01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,959 At this time of night, with no shoes on? 1042 01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:18,199 I don't need heels to pick up my mail! 1043 01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:24,999 Have you forgiven me? 1044 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,519 Yes. 1045 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,359 Let's go home! 1046 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:49,399 I'm just asking for understanding and common sense. 1047 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,959 We're talking about a man... 1048 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,959 who after ten years of marriage, 1049 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:58,279 was suddenly left by his wife! 1050 01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:00,799 A rash, hasty decision 1051 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,119 which left my client feeling like a wet rag, 1052 01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:05,319 thrown onto the floor! 1053 01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:10,279 On the day of the misunderstanding... 1054 01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:14,599 Rather, the disagreement between the lady and Goffredo Liguori, 1055 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:19,279 my client did use the word viper, 1056 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:23,959 not to describe the public officer, but women in general, 1057 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,479 whom he considers hostile 1058 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,199 during this tragic moment in his existence. 1059 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:33,439 Yes, get to the point. We have ten more hearings today. 1060 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,279 Yes, your honor. 1061 01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:38,719 Madam. I call upon your sensitivity, your common sense. 1062 01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:41,679 This is a truly disheartened man. 1063 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:44,319 I'm sorry, but I... 1064 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:47,559 I waited half an hour for a taxi. 1065 01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:49,599 I was on a house call. 1066 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,839 My car got towed away, 1067 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,239 even though I had my doctor's sign in view. 1068 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,319 Take a seat next to your lawyer. 1069 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:02,039 - I’m sorry. - Come here, Goffredo. 1070 01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:04,679 I was at my wits' end. 1071 01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:07,839 We are discussing the facts. 1072 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:11,039 I was looking for a solution based on your emotional state. 1073 01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:15,039 - Are you sure? - Yes. 1074 01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:18,159 Forgive me, your honor, 1075 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,519 my client wishes to drop the charges. 1076 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:26,439 Fine, but next time think about it before. 1077 01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:30,599 You have no idea how much work we have. 1078 01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,319 Goodbye. 1079 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,079 Madam? 1080 01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:41,199 - Yes? - No, her. 1081 01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:43,959 Madam! 1082 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:46,919 I wanted to thank you. 1083 01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,959 I used some terrible words that day, 1084 01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:51,199 that aren't part of my vocabulary, 1085 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,439 but I was in a terrible state, believe me. 1086 01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:56,199 Your lawyer said you're a bit... 1087 01:13:56,400 --> 01:14:00,639 - What did he say? - That you're... 1088 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,239 I'm going through a hard time? 1089 01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:04,119 ..your wife... 1090 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:06,839 What about my wife? 1091 01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:10,279 She left you, right? 1092 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:15,519 My wife hasn't left me. She's temporarily absent. 1093 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:19,519 Temporarily... But she cheated on you too! 1094 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,519 He said that in front of everyone? 1095 01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:24,879 - Yes. - Really? 1096 01:14:25,320 --> 01:14:28,999 You look like you're having a rough time. 1097 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:33,239 After nine years of marriage, all of a sudden, for no reason... 1098 01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:36,959 - There's always a reason! - Yes, I have to... 1099 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,359 - Get to the bottom of it. - What? 1100 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,719 - Dig deep! - Yes. 1101 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:45,079 - Good luck! - Thanks! 1102 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:50,359 What the hell has my lawyer been saying? 1103 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:54,719 I need more than just luck! 1104 01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:13,799 ABANDONMENT 1105 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:38,639 Doctor, my son keeps throwing up. Call me, please. 1106 01:16:30,980 --> 01:16:32,879 Hi, Margherita, it's me. 1107 01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:36,239 I know it’s late and I'm really sorry. 1108 01:16:36,460 --> 01:16:40,559 I've tried calling your mobile, 1109 01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:45,399 but I get a message saying your phone is off. 1110 01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,519 I have to talk to you 1111 01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:53,999 because I've been thinking about our situation. 1112 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:57,679 I looked deep inside and I realize... 1113 01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,279 that I am to blame for a lot of things. 1114 01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:04,279 Margherita, remember when I told you 1115 01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:07,999 that I never had the courage to say "I love you." 1116 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:12,759 You remember I thought those words were so obvious, 1117 01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:17,279 and I was embarrassed to say them? 1118 01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:21,919 Margherita, I've been a bastard, 1119 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:23,959 a huge bastard. 1120 01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:25,719 I'm sorry. 1121 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:30,119 I want to say "I love you" tonight, 1122 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,899 not just once, but a thousand times, 1123 01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:35,439 until I fill up your answering machine. 1124 01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:39,879 Margherita, I love you. I love you. 1125 01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:04,559 Who the hell, at this time of night? You pain in the ass! 1126 01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:06,919 You love who? 1127 01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:08,879 Who the hell is this? 1128 01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:12,239 - Who is it? - Who the hell are you? 1129 01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:16,439 Is this 6797726? 1130 01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:19,439 No, it's not. Get a new pusher! 1131 01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:21,759 Sorry, I dialed the wrong number. 1132 01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:23,559 Sorry, my ass! 1133 01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:25,959 I can't even dial a phone! 1134 01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:27,839 Who was it? 1135 01:18:28,040 --> 01:18:30,719 Some dickhead who says he loves me. 1136 01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:32,519 Loves me, my ass! 1137 01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:36,199 MANUAL OF LOVE by Wolfgang Freedman 1138 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:39,639 600,000 CDs sold worldwide. 1139 01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:01,559 ABANDONMENT 1140 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:10,279 Can I help you? 1141 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:13,919 Yes, no... I was just looking... 1142 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:17,719 "MANUAL OF LOVE", by Wolfgang Freedman, 1143 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,879 is it an audio book? 1144 01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,999 Yes, it is. 1145 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:26,159 You get a CD and a booklet. 1146 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:30,239 Can I just choose one part? 1147 01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:34,039 Yes, of course... the most relevant one. 1148 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:35,799 Of course. 1149 01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:37,719 Does this one interest you? 1150 01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:40,159 No, not the falling in love one. 1151 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:42,079 This one. 1152 01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:44,839 Abandonment... 1153 01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,999 Yes, but it's not for me. 1154 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,399 It's a present for a friend so take the price off. 1155 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,719 Yes, I will. 1156 01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:59,049 This CD represents a rehabilitation 1157 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,759 a re-training of your mind. 1158 01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:05,439 Follow our instructions carefully starting with Track 4. 1159 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:10,359 At a certain age, the pains of love can have devastating consequences. 1160 01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:13,319 There are three situations which must be avoided: 1161 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:15,319 Never insist on 1162 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,679 winning back the object of your desire. 1163 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:21,919 Do not communicate by tacky text or e-mail messages. 1164 01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:25,479 Never feel sorry for yourself or moan to your friends. 1165 01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:28,599 Maintain your calm and dignity. 1166 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:31,839 Never dine alone 1167 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:36,119 by getting take-out or pizza. 1168 01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:38,919 Good morning. 1169 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:41,119 Now let’s think about your body. 1170 01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:46,359 Get your muscles moving, move your arms up and down. 1171 01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:49,679 You must concentrate, 1172 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:53,639 because you will need to repeat this exercise 250 times. 1173 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:57,479 You must be happy, because your body is happy! 1174 01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,519 Come on, give us a smile! 1175 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:04,879 There’s always a starting point! 1176 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:08,359 Your family and loved ones, your childhood friends. 1177 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:09,879 Let's go and find them. 1178 01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:13,079 Who was the first woman you fell in love with? 1179 01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:16,199 Aren't you curious about what she's doing now? 1180 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:20,839 Rachele, the blonde girl who gave hand-jobs to everyone... 1181 01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:22,399 Except me. 1182 01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:26,879 Don't be afraid. Go and find her. 1183 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:38,519 - Table for one? - I'm waiting for someone. 1184 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,399 Hi, Rachele, it's Goffredo. Where are you? 1185 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,639 - I'm here. - Where? 1186 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:20,279 - At the restaurant, and you? - I'm here too. 1187 01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,799 But where? 1188 01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:25,359 Here... 1189 01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:26,799 Where? 1190 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:30,279 Here, in Rome... 1191 01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:34,679 I had to do a pediatric call. 1192 01:22:34,880 --> 01:22:40,119 Now I've been called back for a patient with peritonitis 1193 01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:42,759 and I'm rushing to the hospital. 1194 01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:46,999 Goffredo, the line's bad. Let me move. 1195 01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:49,239 You're going to move? 1196 01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:53,039 Rachele, I'm afraid I won't make it. 1197 01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:56,439 Relax, little man. The anesthetist is coming. 1198 01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,439 Where are you? 1199 01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:01,439 I'm in the emergency room. 1200 01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:04,039 But I'm about to go into surgery. 1201 01:23:05,710 --> 01:23:08,399 It's a complicated operation. 1202 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,999 Sorry, this area is off limits. 1203 01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:15,359 The boy's parents wanted to come in! 1204 01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,399 Listen, dear... 1205 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:21,559 - I’m sorry. - I’ll call you tomorrow. 1206 01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:25,959 We can arrange it for the day after tomorrow or another day. 1207 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,319 Because I really do want to see you. 1208 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:31,279 Let's do it some other time then. 1209 01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:35,079 Alright, sorry. Goodbye. 1210 01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:38,119 - See you soon. - Bye. 1211 01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:45,879 Okay, so much for that. 1212 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:48,399 So much for that, damn! 1213 01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:52,759 It's just a bad streak. 1214 01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:01,919 Never neglect the element of sex. 1215 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:05,519 I know that at times, sex is the last thing on your mind, 1216 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:08,679 but you must make sure 1217 01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:12,959 that abstinence does not become a habit. 1218 01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:17,759 Do not be ashamed to have erotic thoughts. 1219 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:22,799 Release them from the cage of depression and focus on them. 1220 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:30,759 Doctor, your first appointment is tomorrow at 9.30. 1221 01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:31,999 Thank you. 1222 01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:39,959 Doctor... 1223 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:41,479 Yes? 1224 01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:46,039 Well, it’s just that... 1225 01:24:48,480 --> 01:24:49,439 What? 1226 01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:55,599 I'm really sorry about what happened. 1227 01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:01,679 Forgive me for interfering. 1228 01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:06,119 but I really want you to get over this. 1229 01:25:07,480 --> 01:25:10,319 You're such a happy and generous man, 1230 01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:13,519 it would be a shame if you let yourself go. 1231 01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:19,159 Luciana... 1232 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:24,039 - May I ask you a question? - Of course. 1233 01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:26,759 Are you happy? 1234 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,359 Well... 1235 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:32,759 We all go through bad times... 1236 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:37,319 Answer my question. Are you happy? 1237 01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:44,599 I don't know. 1238 01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:00,959 - Get undressed! - Yes! 1239 01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:04,839 - Slam me against the wall! - You want to do it there? 1240 01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:10,039 - Kiss me, doctor! - I am. 1241 01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:13,799 Yes, kiss me! 1242 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,359 Yes! 1243 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:17,799 - You taste like lime. - Like what? 1244 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,559 - Lime. - Shut up and kiss me! 1245 01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:22,439 Come here! 1246 01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:24,399 Yes! 1247 01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:27,919 Can I call you doctor? 1248 01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:30,079 - Does it turn you on? - Yes. 1249 01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:32,159 Call me doctor, then. 1250 01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:34,359 Doctor, bark to me. 1251 01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:36,479 - What? - Bark like a dog. 1252 01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:38,239 - A dog? - Yes. 1253 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:46,479 Again! Come with me. 1254 01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:49,759 Where? Careful, I have thyroid cysts. 1255 01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:53,359 - But this is your bed! - I don't give a damn! 1256 01:26:53,560 --> 01:26:55,639 - What if he comes back? - He won't... 1257 01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:58,639 He's flying back tomorrow. 1258 01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:02,279 I haven't been this turned on in months! 1259 01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:05,239 My God! You’re hot! 1260 01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:07,679 Wait. 1261 01:27:09,440 --> 01:27:12,119 - Get these trousers off! - Throw them! 1262 01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:18,039 I know you're horny but there's a problem. 1263 01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:22,599 We're mixing business with pleasure. 1264 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:26,959 - Should we be doing this? - Shut up, doctor. 1265 01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:29,719 - What are you doing? - I've been wanting this for a year. 1266 01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:33,759 - Really? - God, your lips are sexy! 1267 01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:41,119 - Darling? - Oh. God! What was that? 1268 01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:43,559 - I'm home! - Is that your husband? 1269 01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,479 - Andrea! - Andrea? 1270 01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:48,519 Give me my clothes! Be quiet. 1271 01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:50,319 Shit! 1272 01:27:50,520 --> 01:27:52,759 - Where do I go? - Under the bed. 1273 01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:56,639 - That's so cliché! - Just do it and shut up! 1274 01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:01,319 - Darling? - Darling, my ass! 1275 01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:03,239 What a nice surprise! 1276 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:07,999 - Weren't you due back tomorrow? - There was a strike. 1277 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:09,999 I'm exhausted! 1278 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:13,479 - Darling, no doggie tonight. - Why not? 1279 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:16,839 I've got a headache, I’m tired! 1280 01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:19,679 I can't, I don't feel well! 1281 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:21,999 What time did you finish with your loser boss? 1282 01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:26,519 - What? He's not a loser! - Everyone knows his wife is loose. 1283 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,479 - Come here! - Sit. 1284 01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:30,719 Not like that, not so hard. 1285 01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:33,559 Not so hard! 1286 01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:36,599 Be quiet, darling. They'll hear us! 1287 01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:39,159 - Who? - The neighbors. 1288 01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:42,399 They'll hear us! 1289 01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:44,039 Be quiet! 1290 01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:48,319 - Darling! - What's the matter? 1291 01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:52,599 Carry on! I changed my ringing tone. 1292 01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:54,079 Carry on. 1293 01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:55,399 Hello? 1294 01:28:57,160 --> 01:29:00,239 Margherita. I'm at the station. 1295 01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:02,959 Can I call you later? 1296 01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:06,239 I'm on the platform, dear. 1297 01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:08,279 Bark! Yes! 1298 01:29:09,080 --> 01:29:12,519 - How about a shower? - I'll have a bath. 1299 01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:15,319 Come out, quick! 1300 01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:21,359 Quick! 1301 01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:24,359 Oh my God! 1302 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:28,599 I don't even want to see what you've done to my face. 1303 01:29:30,480 --> 01:29:33,439 Darling, I'll make some tea then we can start again! 1304 01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:35,799 Where are you going? There's no balcony! 1305 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:37,919 Shut up! 1306 01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:45,879 - Quick! - I'm not going back under the bed. 1307 01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:48,559 - Look what you've done! - Go. 1308 01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:52,119 Open that window for me, for when he falls asleep. 1309 01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:54,879 I can't, that's my neighbor's apartment! 1310 01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:58,199 - Open this one then. - Where's the tea? 1311 01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:00,639 Careful, you'll kill me! 1312 01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:02,439 Come on! 1313 01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:07,799 Oh, my God! 1314 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:21,319 I'm in the bathroom. Ernesto! Wait a minute. 1315 01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:25,919 No, madam. I'm outside! 1316 01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:31,359 Oh, my God! 1317 01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:44,479 What the hell got into me? 1318 01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:02,479 Oh, God! Help me! 1319 01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:09,359 Dear God! 1320 01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:13,359 Buddy! 1321 01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:15,359 Buddy! 1322 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:20,919 Mate! 1323 01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:25,519 My head is spinning! 1324 01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:29,559 Oh, God! 1325 01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:33,119 - Are you still here? - Did you think I jumped? 1326 01:31:33,440 --> 01:31:35,799 Come inside. My husband left. 1327 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:37,519 My hand! 1328 01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:41,639 Damn you, your husband and this neighborhood! 1329 01:31:41,840 --> 01:31:44,079 - Wait! - I’ll help you. 1330 01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:45,999 Oh, God! 1331 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:49,399 Have you got any painkillers? My sciatic nerve is killing me! 1332 01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:52,959 - Damn all of you! - Are you going to fire me? 1333 01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:07,279 - Hi. - Look at you! 1334 01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:09,919 - Come on! - Here. 1335 01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:13,119 - I spoke to Margherita. - What did she say? 1336 01:32:13,320 --> 01:32:16,759 - Get on. I'll tell you later. - Tell me! 1337 01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:21,279 - What did she say? - I'll tell you later. 1338 01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:26,399 She called me then switched her phone off. 1339 01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:30,799 - It was nothing. - What did she want? 1340 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,839 She wanted to know if she left something at home. 1341 01:32:34,040 --> 01:32:36,479 - What? - A pair of skis. 1342 01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:39,919 - Skis? - Skis. 1343 01:32:41,280 --> 01:32:44,479 Now, you are going to call that cheap third-rate whore 1344 01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:47,839 and ask her two questions on tee speaker phone. 1345 01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:51,959 Why she left me and if she really doesn't love me anymore. 1346 01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:54,719 - That's not a good idea. - What do you mean? 1347 01:32:55,520 --> 01:32:58,159 Please, if you don't, 1348 01:32:58,360 --> 01:33:01,439 I'll erase your name from my phone book. 1349 01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:05,879 - Please! - Alright! I'll do it! 1350 01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:08,159 You'll feel worse. 1351 01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:11,679 Worse than this... how could it get any worse? 1352 01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:13,999 - Make it sound believable. - Be quiet. 1353 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:15,999 Okay, relax. 1354 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,079 Hello, who is it? 1355 01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:25,999 It's Luigi. How are you? 1356 01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:28,359 Luigi who? 1357 01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:30,639 The lawyer. 1358 01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:33,719 Oh, yes. Hi. What's up? 1359 01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:36,399 Listen, I... 1360 01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:42,279 I've never delved into the details of your relationship. 1361 01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:46,679 Goffredo keeps his problems inside. He's an introvert. 1362 01:33:47,480 --> 01:33:49,039 But I don't get it. 1363 01:33:49,240 --> 01:33:53,599 You were such a happy, solid couple! 1364 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:57,879 Why did it end so abruptly? 1365 01:33:58,480 --> 01:34:02,719 Luigi, it's weird that you're asking these questions now. 1366 01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:06,559 We split up two months ago and there's not much to say. 1367 01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:11,039 I wouldn't be able to tell Goffredo anyway. 1368 01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:12,679 I care about him. 1369 01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:15,999 What do you think I am? I really care about him... 1370 01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:18,639 But like a brother. 1371 01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:24,159 Hello? What's going on? 1372 01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:27,079 - What are you doing? - Sorry... 1373 01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:29,599 What's that noise? Where are you? 1374 01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:32,279 I had a problem with my phone. 1375 01:34:32,480 --> 01:34:35,399 - What? - I had a problem with my phone. 1376 01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:37,919 What do you expect me to tell him? 1377 01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:42,159 That I love Paolo and I've never been so in love? 1378 01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:46,039 - Paolo is a dear, he's wonderful. - This Paolo... 1379 01:34:46,240 --> 01:34:49,679 Who is he? Who's Paolo? 1380 01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:51,919 You haven't known him long. 1381 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:56,519 No, I'd been living a double life for a long time! 1382 01:34:56,720 --> 01:35:00,319 I'm embarrassed to tell you, let alone him! It was 6 months. 1383 01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:03,479 And Goffredo never even realized. 1384 01:35:03,680 --> 01:35:05,879 But I was different! 1385 01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:09,319 Just think,he used to fall asleep at 9.30 every night! 1386 01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:12,199 All he, ever thought about was his work. 1387 01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:17,119 Yes, but he still loves you! 1388 01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:22,399 He's really upset. I’ve even seen him cry! 1389 01:35:22,960 --> 01:35:25,759 But I can't help him. 1390 01:35:25,960 --> 01:35:28,599 That's why I don’t want to see him, 1391 01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:31,519 I couldn't bear hurting him anymore. 1392 01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:35,679 It's selfish, but what can I do? I don't love him. 1393 01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:40,879 I'm happy with Paolo. I want to have a family and kids. 1394 01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:44,999 - I wanted kids too! - What the hell are you doing? 1395 01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:47,599 Why didn’t she have kids with me? 1396 01:35:47,920 --> 01:35:49,279 You slut! 1397 01:35:49,880 --> 01:35:54,359 She has to tell me to my face, not over the phone! 1398 01:35:55,160 --> 01:35:57,719 You really messed up that phone call. 1399 01:35:57,920 --> 01:36:01,399 it sounded like there were 35 people in here! 1400 01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:05,039 Margherita, I accept all responsibility. 1401 01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:08,919 I admit I neglected you 1402 01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:12,639 and concentrated on my work more than your needs. 1403 01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:16,079 But I refuse to believe 1404 01:36:16,280 --> 01:36:19,359 that after nine years of marriage, 1405 01:36:20,160 --> 01:36:22,639 and all our highs and lows... more highs though, 1406 01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:25,119 you would run away from our home. 1407 01:36:25,440 --> 01:36:28,839 You left me all alone in our house 1408 01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:31,599 and now it's like a cage to me. 1409 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:35,519 You have to tell me, in all honesty... 1410 01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:39,439 whether this breakdown is just between us 1411 01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:42,959 or whether there's someone else involved. 1412 01:36:43,160 --> 01:36:46,319 Look me in the eyes and tell me. 1413 01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:50,439 Drive straight, asshole! 1414 01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:54,959 Whatever... 1415 01:36:57,200 --> 01:37:00,439 I have a right to know. What's the use? 1416 01:37:04,942 --> 01:37:05,957 Bobo! 1417 01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:09,439 Hello, Bobo! 1418 01:37:09,720 --> 01:37:12,319 You're happy here, aren't you? 1419 01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:14,839 You have plenty of space. 1420 01:37:16,120 --> 01:37:18,359 - Hi, Goffredo. - Good morning. 1421 01:37:19,760 --> 01:37:23,799 - How are you? - Not bad, you? 1422 01:37:24,320 --> 01:37:27,999 Same old problems. What a nice surprise! 1423 01:37:28,480 --> 01:37:31,079 I came to talk to Margherita. 1424 01:37:31,280 --> 01:37:33,999 I have a few important things to say to her. 1425 01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:38,919 She's not here. She's gone away for the weekend. 1426 01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:42,079 She's gone skiing. 1427 01:37:42,280 --> 01:37:45,119 She told me where, but I can't remember. 1428 01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:49,239 - Skiing in June? - Yes. 1429 01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:52,799 You know what she's like, she always goes against the grain. 1430 01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:57,999 I can’t take this anymore! 1431 01:37:59,920 --> 01:38:03,879 I thought I wouldn’t make it when my husband died. 1432 01:38:05,160 --> 01:38:07,679 But ten years have gone by. 1433 01:38:09,080 --> 01:38:12,839 You're still young. You're a good man. 1434 01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:15,119 Forget about her. 1435 01:38:18,080 --> 01:38:19,839 I'm sorry. 1436 01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:25,399 I'm going. 1437 01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:52,359 Doctor Goffredo is not in today, for anyone! 1438 01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:54,839 Screw everyone! 1439 01:38:55,280 --> 01:38:57,959 I'm the one who’s sick. 1440 01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:26,559 How do you decide to stop loving someone? 1441 01:40:26,760 --> 01:40:29,199 I'm not that strong-minded. 1442 01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:32,519 I'm not one of those men who can throw their cigarettes away 1443 01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:34,599 and give up smoking. 1444 01:40:34,960 --> 01:40:37,079 I have tried. 1445 01:40:37,280 --> 01:40:41,879 but then I always get them back out of the trash. 1446 01:40:57,080 --> 01:41:00,279 - Hey! - You're not dead! 1447 01:41:01,080 --> 01:41:03,759 Dead? Why would I be dead? 1448 01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:07,759 Aren't you the man who disappeared during the storm? 1449 01:41:07,960 --> 01:41:09,519 No! 1450 01:41:09,720 --> 01:41:13,279 - What are you saying? - Are the police looking for you? 1451 01:41:13,480 --> 01:41:16,359 Why would they be? 1452 01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:20,079 How old are you? 1453 01:41:20,280 --> 01:41:23,039 Old enough to know I shouldn't "screw-up" anymore. 1454 01:41:23,240 --> 01:41:26,919 - You shouldn't say "screw-up". - Sorry. 1455 01:41:27,720 --> 01:41:30,039 I came for a swim 1456 01:41:30,240 --> 01:41:33,199 and I slept here all night. 1457 01:41:34,480 --> 01:41:37,399 - Who are you? Where do you live? - There. 1458 01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:42,719 - Is that a bar? - No, it’s my mom’s restaurant. 1459 01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,159 Would she make me a coffee? 1460 01:41:46,360 --> 01:41:49,439 Yes. she makes coffee, but you have to eat first. 1461 01:41:49,640 --> 01:41:52,879 Can't I have a coffee on an empty stomach? 1462 01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:54,479 Come on. 1463 01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:01,679 - Are the police looking for you? - What is this story? 1464 01:42:01,880 --> 01:42:03,759 Do I look like a criminal? 1465 01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:07,359 I fell asleep under that boat. 1466 01:42:07,560 --> 01:42:10,279 I went for a swim with my clothes on. 1467 01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:13,279 The police aren't looking for me. 1468 01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:20,399 - I think they are. - Alright then, they are. 1469 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:21,799 Let's go. 1470 01:42:22,600 --> 01:42:25,639 Mom, this man wants to have a coffee! 1471 01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:28,959 - Doesn't he need to eat first? - I don't need to eat. 1472 01:42:29,160 --> 01:42:31,039 Where have you been? 1473 01:42:36,160 --> 01:42:37,079 Hello. 1474 01:42:37,280 --> 01:42:39,159 Go and brush your teeth. 1475 01:42:39,360 --> 01:42:43,079 I met her on the beach 1476 01:42:43,480 --> 01:42:46,319 and she told me I could get a coffee here. 1477 01:42:46,520 --> 01:42:48,199 - Sure. - Thanks. 1478 01:42:48,600 --> 01:42:50,399 Have a seat. 1479 01:42:52,160 --> 01:42:55,679 If you want to spend the day on the beach, for 4 euros... 1480 01:42:55,880 --> 01:42:59,719 you get a cot and beach umbrella and since you're my first customer... 1481 01:42:59,920 --> 01:43:03,039 - ..breakfast is included. - My goodness! 1482 01:43:03,840 --> 01:43:06,359 I'm trying to beat the competition. 1483 01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:10,559 - Do you think it will work? - Yes. 1484 01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:14,799 Here you are. Orange juice and croissant. 1485 01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:18,239 - Great service! - It's all included. 1486 01:43:18,440 --> 01:43:19,719 Thanks. 1487 01:43:21,440 --> 01:43:23,559 - I was telling you... - Yes. 1488 01:43:23,760 --> 01:43:24,799 Sorry. 1489 01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:29,519 The last time I saw him, he was a black dot on the horizon. 1490 01:43:29,720 --> 01:43:31,399 He was leaving for a regatta. 1491 01:43:31,640 --> 01:43:34,679 He loved sailing. We were supposed to go together, but... 1492 01:43:34,880 --> 01:43:37,959 So he is the father... 1493 01:43:38,160 --> 01:43:40,599 Yes, he's her father. 1494 01:43:40,920 --> 01:43:45,239 I ended up alone practically overnight. 1495 01:43:46,040 --> 01:43:49,119 Eating alone, talking alone, 1496 01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:52,239 sleeping alone... and it's tough! 1497 01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:03,159 I haven't seen her laugh like this in ages! 1498 01:44:03,360 --> 01:44:06,479 I'm good with kids. 1499 01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:10,959 I look them in the eyes and I can tell what's wrong. 1500 01:44:11,160 --> 01:44:13,799 But I've been such a fool in my life, 1501 01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:17,799 looking after kids all the time without having my own. 1502 01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:19,919 How stupid! 1503 01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:23,199 - Again, again! - Darling, no. 1504 01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:26,639 There's a limit and mine's called a hernia. 1505 01:44:26,840 --> 01:44:28,959 That's enough! 1506 01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:32,479 Thanks, Livia. I've had a great time. 1507 01:44:32,680 --> 01:44:34,439 That's alright. 1508 01:44:34,680 --> 01:44:36,439 I know where you are now. 1509 01:44:36,640 --> 01:44:39,079 Next time I'm passing by, I’ll come and say hello. 1510 01:44:39,280 --> 01:44:42,439 - I'll look forward to it. - I will. 1511 01:44:42,640 --> 01:44:44,199 Bye. 1512 01:44:46,440 --> 01:44:49,999 If we don't exchange numbers, it will be difficult. 1513 01:44:50,440 --> 01:44:52,919 You're right. Sorry. 1514 01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:57,319 - Go on. - 3, 3, 3... 1515 01:44:57,720 --> 01:45:01,319 - ..1, 0, 2, 8... - Yes. 1516 01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:03,919 - ..5, 9, 9. - Nine, nine. 1517 01:45:05,680 --> 01:45:07,999 - I’ll call you. - Bye. 1518 01:45:26,680 --> 01:45:29,919 - Yes? - Hi, it's me. 1519 01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:33,599 - Hi. - Well... 1520 01:45:33,800 --> 01:45:36,639 I wanted to know when I could call you 1521 01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:40,239 so we can meet up again. 1522 01:45:41,040 --> 01:45:42,799 What kind of a question is that? 1523 01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:45,799 I don’t know, whenever you want. 1524 01:45:47,080 --> 01:45:49,079 Why don't I ask you now then? 1525 01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:53,399 Are you free tomorrow evening? Do you want to go to dinner? 1526 01:45:53,720 --> 01:45:56,959 No, I can't tomorrow. 1527 01:45:57,760 --> 01:45:59,639 How about the day after? 1528 01:46:00,680 --> 01:46:03,399 I'm sorry, I have to play auntie. 1529 01:46:03,600 --> 01:46:06,119 My brother's had a baby. 1530 01:46:07,960 --> 01:46:11,599 Okay, you'll let me know when. 1531 01:46:13,000 --> 01:46:13,999 Tonight. 1532 01:46:15,960 --> 01:46:19,199 - I'm free tonight. - Tonight? Sure. 1533 01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:23,239 - Shall I wait here for you? - Yes. 1534 01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:27,039 I’ll just get my bag. 1535 01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:47,519 We're ready. 1536 01:46:49,080 --> 01:46:53,239 This is the first time a woman has accepted a dinner invitation 1537 01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:55,919 after just one phone call. 1538 01:46:56,120 --> 01:46:59,279 - Does that make you suspicious of me? - No, no. 1539 01:46:59,480 --> 01:47:04,159 This manual explores the strongest arteries of love. 1540 01:47:05,040 --> 01:47:09,999 Men don't know why they fall in love, they just fall head over heels. 1541 01:47:10,640 --> 01:47:14,239 Sometimes they become ridiculous, confused. 1542 01:47:14,520 --> 01:47:17,319 and even dangerous. 1543 01:47:17,720 --> 01:47:22,399 If you can persevere and follow this path with us, 1544 01:47:23,320 --> 01:47:27,039 you'll understand many things about the cycles of love. 1545 01:47:27,840 --> 01:47:29,599 Good luck! 106882