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Brothers and sisters, Dee Bee World Vision presents

A newkind offilm

Reality cinema

Video footage from all over thecountry...

...Security, spy and secret cameras

Sensational footage. Real stories

for your entertainment

In our last blockbuster you saw...

...areal ghost, caught on camera

Forthe priceof oneticket, wenow present...

...not one, not two, but three stories

Sit back, pick up yourpop corn

And get ready

Dee Bee World Vision presents:

"Love, Sex and Dhokha"

Warning: Shaky camera and fuzzy pictures.

People suffering from multipledisorders...

...Will not bereimbursed

Dear Mr. Chopra

Hello

No Shah Rukh

lt"s not Shah Rukh. It"s original acting

What original? - Original. - What original?

He looks up. I look down

BLOCKBUSTER LOVE

Loveoften just happens

lt"s blind to time, money, status

ltjusthappens

Yourfilms taught me that

l"m Shruti Dahiya

Yesterday I saw herthe first time?

She came to audition for my diploma film

"Lovehappens eventually..."

My Simran

"Walk Down The Aisle". Scene 22, 1/30

Music. Action.

Stop! - Now.

Cut...

Don"t look at the camera?

- Who do I look at then?

Lt"s yourfirst meeting

Don"thold her... Keep your distance

First you say go closeand then you saykeep distance...

Decide. Close? Or far?

Sit down

Oh! Sorry.

In abig city's small buses...

...things happen

"Lovehappens..."

You only do, na?

What? - Thehero"s part. You act so well

It looks so real.

Thefilm mustbeseen. Notthedirector

Coffee, atthe canteen?

No, l"m getting late

Ok. Ok.

Foryourfirst shoot day?

Thanks.

In this way.

First timel"m touching a fancy car.

When you make it big - you"ll own a few

Bye.

L"m on myway papa. Yes, I alreadyleft...

He"s hurt. But you feel the pain

Let"s tryit

And rehearsal. Action.

I must go home

No, Shruti. Theline is: "No, Raj!" Action.

My family doesn"t let me stay outlate

Sorry, I mustgo

How will I finish thefilm?

I can"t do it

Let"s call another girl

Shutup!

Your retakes delayed us.

Shruti, you should havetold me earlier

I want to do it - So what"s theproblem?

I can"t do it - Whynot?

I want it clean right now

Papa

Whatis it?

They're from the Film Institute

Who"s he?

Rahul, sir.

Rahul who?

Thedirector

The director?

Wewantto shoothere - Why?

I need a palace for my diplomafilm

Is thata camera?

Yes.

Is this apalace for you?

It is apalace, uncle

Shoot. - Cover it from here... - Full Italian marble

Take this. - Italian marbles. Cover it.

That chandelier. - Chandelier. Shoot chandelier. - Mughal-e-Azam style.

Wow! - Switch it on, lazy ass

Shoot it. Seethis, elephant.

Here, an elephant.

Thecameraman"s abit slow...

He"s abit slow, sir. Sorry.

A horse- Horse. Horse. Shoot. Shoot.

Myself, my painting

Wow, sir

l"m an artlover

That"s obvious

I know Shah Rukh

Khan, sir?

Who else?

Hebought marble from me

Wow, sir! Fantastic

In theold days, I acted too

I knew it. Great personality

Played many parts at college

Really? - Police. Driver. Army. Navy.

Thelot

Sir, will you playthe father?

My son, Atul. Height: 6ft

Whatare you shooting?

He"s insisting I play a role too

You sound likethestar Amrish Puri

Who"s the hero?

Shahid, sir

Kapoor?

No, sir. Qureshi. His family owns...

...a big cementstore

Who plays theheroine?

You"rethe father, sir. Cast the daughter

You wantto do it?

Have you everfallen in love?

Has a chicken ever laid an egg?

So who got it?

"Bollywood style! Love Bollywood style!"

Love! Bollywood style

"Loveis immortal. It"s the reason to live."

"Loveis immortal. It"s the reason to live."

"Wearein love."

"Wearein love."

"Wearein love."

"Wearein love."

We"rein love

We"retogether now.

Thesky smiles on us

We"retogether now.

Thewholeworld is with us now.

Scream like that and your familywill know...

...we"re having fun

They"ll filea case of kidnapping againstme

If anyonedid kidnap me and I screamed help...

...help me

You know what Papa would say?

"Keep your voicedown!"

What do you do athome?

Athome? Nothing

Careful. Notthecamera

Who lives with you?

- Mother

And?

Justmother

She mustbe so proud you won

thescholarship

Thanks to the "special case"

Meaning?

"Special Case". Mine is a special case.

Not that I needed it

You havea girlfriend?

Yes

And you? A boyfriend?

Yes

What a fool

What"s his name? I mean, do I know him?

Tell me your girlfriend"s name

Shedoesn"t know that...

she"s my girlfriend

As ifmyboyfriend knows that I likehim

Meaning?

Shruti!

Tell mehis name

Did you writehis name?

Ready? Steady? Go.

R.A. H. Rahul?

Shruti.

I love you too, Shruti.

Hurry! I want you to meetmy friend

Rahul.

Hi. - Meet Rashmi.

Hi.

Bye.

I mustgo. Papa"s on the line

See you. Bye. - Bye.

Hello!

Turn back

Turn back

Will she?

She actuallyturned!

She"s coming back, sir.

I don"t wannago home. Now she"ll say takemeaway.

Papa"s calling

- So go. Hurry

Hewants you to come home.

Yourfilm is bland

Bland?

Getsome tea

Go.

Itneeds spicing up. A sexy song

A sexy song? Lt"s a family lovestory

How are families born?

Show abit ofthat, too

Getsmart

Butthatbit won"t fit in the story

That"s easy

Trythis. The girl"s wedding party

A sexy song is sung there

Uncle, wedding party? But myheroineelopes to marry

Change the damn story

Yourstupid films damageour culture

Uncle, how can I changethestory?

Shruti"s marriage is fixed.

It"s not ajoke.

Theboyis from Canada.

I toldthem Shruti is an actress

They wereimpressed

Theywantto seeherfilm shoot.

I said: "The film is being shotin my house"

"What do you want to see?"

"A song sequence"

Add my song or look for anew heroine

"I can"t hold itanylonger..."

"I can"t hold itanylonger..."

"Princehas grown up now."

"Hehas become aman."

"He needs love."

"He needs love."

"Mybeloved oneis weeping..."

"Myneighbor is weeping..."

"Mybeloved oneis weeping... Myneighbor is weeping..."

"Myhusband is..."

"Myhusband is also jealous..."

"...when I cometo meet you."

"Princehas grown up now."

"Hehas become aman."

"He needs love."

Cut it now.

The director, Rahul. This is Canada

The director, Rahul. This is Canada

Hey, man. So cool

Enough. - Come to me...

Stay back.

I love you, I love you, Shruti

Motherfucker! Staythere- Hello! Who thehell are you?

Is Tara there? Lt"s Rajesh

You can"t fool me, bastard

l"ll hack you to pieces

Raj.

Brother!

What did you think?

Eloping with my sister

Comeon, you dog

Simran. - Raj. - Simran.

Raj. Raj. No.

No.

No.

Hey! Have you gonemad? Why are you hitting in real?

L"ll break your bones next

Why are you hitting me?

L"m going to kill you. - Run from here.

You...

Gethim.

Comeon. - Brother, wewere only acting. - Don"t leavethem.

You... - Atul, sit down

Sir, I swearon Allah... I swear on father and mother...

Shruti is likemy sister.

I don"t even know her phonenumber

You were all over her

That"s acting. We maintain agap. No touching.

He was theguy on thephone. I know it

Rahul, what do you say?

What can I...

What can I say, sir?

You gota cold?

Lost my voice shouting "action" and "cut"

Sir, I talkedto him last evening...

He was athome all day. He didn"t call.

Hewouldn"t swear on his family

Father, mother, sisteris God, sir

Must have been a wrong number.

- Damn right.

I getloads of cross lines

You monkey-haired liar

- Don"t you dare- Shutup!

This is Rahul"s job.

What, sir? - You find out who called myhouse

No more filming for Shruti

Listen... - Enough is enough... - Sir...

Thefilming isn"t over, sir

- Do we care?

Weneed to film theclimax with you

Let"s go, Dad

- Solo scene

Ok. Butfinish it tomorrow whateveryou have.

Shruti won"t leave the houseagain.

Finish your endingtomorrow

Please, I need moretime

Screw theplease. L"m a heart patient, mind you

Finish your shooting in oneday.

Then come for her wedding party. Let"s go.

Atul, let"s go.

Let mego, father. I haveto go

Go, daughter, live your life

Go. Go.

Simran. - Raj.

Simran. - Raj.

Cutit. - Look, sir. No touching, gap

Smile. - Sister. - Shruti. Smilemore. More.

More. - Get it fast.

Nothing left to shoot?

Somesong? Can"t you write another scene?

Stop shooting me, Rahul.

Why?

I want to work. I don"t want to go home

Shruti, your father will calm down. Next week he will be...

Nextweek what?

Rahul, let"s go

- Not now- Just two minute, Rahul... - Not now, Sangam

Rahul. Sangam, comeout.

Comeout. We can talk later. Come on.

You"ll be back next week. Don"tworry.

They"remarrying me offnext week, Rahul

They're sending meto Canada

I don"t wantto go. I want to bewith you

Take me away

I love you, Rahul. I love you.

Shruti. - I love you, Rahul.

Take meaway somewhere.

I can"tlivewithout you.

What do wedo now?

Hi! - Hi! Shruti?

Come. Hurry

I lied saying I hadto visit a sick friend.

Did you pack? - Yes.

Rahul, this is Prabhat.

Hehad the accident attheshop

Right. Right. - Rahul and Shruti

I wanted to introducethem to you.

Rahul is afilmmaker

- No camera, please

Please. - Ofcourse!

No. It"s alright. - Will you havetea or something?

No, it"s alright. Thanks.

Papa, can I interview everyone?

You booked thehotel? - Yes. Where"s yourdriver?

Front exit. Yourtaxi?

- At theback

Attheback. - Shruti.

No. Notthis way.

Look here.

Chopra sir, we"remarried

This is Shruti. My Simran

Seehow beautiful sheis. Nice, na?

Shelaughs too much

Can"t cook, but feeds mewell

You talk too much

Really? Do I talk too much?

Sir, I loveher and she loves me.

We"re going to have alovelyhome

He"s lying. Hehas kidnapped me.

Promising mearole for favours

And he is taking advantage in thehotel room.

See. See. Look how he is. Sorry. Sorry.

I am taking advantage of you? - Sorry. Sorry.

I made you elope with me?

Sorry. - You called me. You gave me the idea...

You are the one who said... It was you who... - Sorry. Sorry.

Mrs Shruti Kumar"s first night ofmarriage

Shruti.

L"m hungry

Forty-two missed calls

You haveto call him, Shruti.

Rahul, are you mad? - Don"tbecrazy. We"re married now.

Hecan"t do athing

You don"t know him

Nothing will happen

l"ll talk to your father. He"ll accept us

This isn"ta film - Wewon"thidelike thieves

Everyoneloves a lover

Call him.

Hello! Papa.

Somewhere, papa.

With someone, Papa

Papa, I got married

Hello! Papa.

Hello!

Brother, give Papathephone

Give him the phone. I won"t talk to you

Brother, givethephoneto him

Hello! Yes, papa.

Yes. He"s here

Yes, Papa.

Hello!

Yes, Papa?

You"vetaken such abig step without telling us

We would never harm you?

You"reour children

Thank you, uncle.

What"s your name?

Don"t bescared, son. Now we are family

Tell me. - Rahul. It"s Rahul

You weretheonecalling?

Yes

You should"vehadtheguts to...

...tell us. She"s our only daughter

It happened so quickly. Simran...

Simran?

I mean Shruti

l"ll never hurt her. Promise

Tell mewhere you are. L"ll sendthecar for you

We"ll comeon our own

That"s not how we celebrateweddings

They're celebrated with pomp

Come. L"ll throw a grand party for you both

Papa, aren"t you angry?

What usenow? Lt"s time to celebrate

Where should I send the car?

Hotel Monu Garden

What did I tell you?

Adi Chopra, sir. Thanks

I don"t know what to say

You say something

Comeon. Say something. Say hi

Hi, Aadi sir, l"m Shruti Dahiya

- Kumar

What happened?

Pressed rewind. Hopethe old footageisn"t lost

Don"t stop begging till fatherforgives you

I won"t stop for a week

Who"s thenew driver?

- I don"t know

Why did you stop?

Come on, buddy. Come outside.

Get down!

Why, brother?

Get down!

God has made aplace in life for each ofus

Nothing"s going to happen... - Place?

We let you into our home

and you forgot what you are

You road side scum

l"m grateful to my family for accepting us

And whoever"s watching this video. Thanks

We"ll always betogetheralways

So, thanks...

Is thatit?

Whyis helaughing?

HOUSE OFSIN

Is this how wewill watch it?

It's catchingthesignal...

Havepatience. It will come.

It's come! No, gone

There it is

- Praisethe Lord

The picture"s fuzzy. We can"t tell a thief from a cop

Is thatit?

Everything depends on thesignal

Signal! Your foot is on thecable

Step back.

Watch him

Come, Lalaji. Don"t be shy

- You check it

Come

lt"s your shop. Look at thecamera.

Okay? - Okay.

Gether off. Show methedaytime girl

Look! She"s flirting

Mr. Tom Cruise, go try your luck

What did you say?

- Forget it

Lend me 500 rupees

Can you hit on her?

Forgetit. Lend me500

l"ll give you a 1000

Gether

Rashmi, this is Adarsh.

He was asking yourname.

He is thereal boss.

Listen... - You seethese new arrangements... It"s all his plan.

Hehas an MBA

Verytall. Heis 5ft 8"

9

Sorry. 9ft

Wears bluelike you.

Vegetarian

- Enough!

Doesn"t like flattery

All good?

Yes, sir. - Good. Good.

Keep itup. Keep it up.

Any problem? L"ll talk to Lalaji

I can talk to him myself

She"s very independent-minded

Givememoney

Dimwit

- I primed her for you

Notthis one. The dayshiftbabe

Idiot. - Dayshift babe... - Sonal.

Sorry. Mymistake

She isn"t bad either

Giveher ago

- Shut up!

Givemethebloody camera or l"ll shoot

Don"t. His gun is never loaded

Step back. Step back.

I will shoot you. - Shoot him ifyou can.

No use of empty-threats.

Don"t shout. He"s alive.

Adarsh. - Please.

Adarsh, call theambulance

Shut up! He"s alive

Where"s thenumber?

- In theblack diary

First-aid box?

- I didn"t do it

An ambulance. Hurry!

The All Night Store. On the highway.

Call them fast. - Ya. Ya. Ok. Ok. It"s coming. Five minutes.

Somewater. Quick!

Switch it off

Sorry

- It"s ok

Sit here

No. L"m good

There"s no onehere. You can sit on thechair.

Okay.

Thedoctor said ifit wasn"t for you,

he"d bedead

Didn"t thegun scare you?

No timeto think

Not scared ofa gun? You"re brave

lt"s 4am. Notgoing home?

- L"ll wait till daybreak

Your folks will worry

- There"s no choice

l"ll take you home

Sonal, madam

You scared me

Must be my face

Adarsh was asking yourname

He"s Lalaji"s favourite. Ask Sonal her name

What's your name, Sonal?

Hello! - Hello! Hello!

Matching blue

- I know

Lalaji thoughtmy MBA degree

mighthelp his business. So I stop by

MBAs rule the world

You must earn alot

Earn? What"s moneybetween friends?

You go

- No l"m finehere

Go. Remember lastnight?

Lt"s mybirthdaytoday

- Your birthday?

Forgetit. Even myfiance forgets

He"s busy in Russia

That"s far.

Yes, hehas almost forgotten me.

Big risk he"s taking

What"s up, Adarsh?

All good. And you?

As if you cared about us. Right?

That"s theproblem with him.

Let"s go out fortea

- Embarrassed to haveit here?

Not at all

- Shut up

You weren"t embarrassed taking aloan

Why so coyin front ofMadam?

Sonal, why don"t you...

- Why bother her?

You owethemoney

- l"ll pay

You didn"t use thattone when you took theloan

You"ve no cash, no job etc, etc

So when do you pay?

- Pleaseunderstand

Listen, Shah Rukh. We"re being polite.

Be agood boy and payin a week

Or else we"ll yank it out ofyou. Right here

Get it?

Madam, don"t trust him. He"s a fraud

Watch out

Gotit?

My friends. An affectionatein-joke

I noticedtheaffection

Let"s buy you a gift

Never mind. Save the cash for your friends

Right?

Come.

You"rea kid

Know what Lalaji got forthe shooting incident? Hesold it

Sold it?

A news channel paid 40,000 forthe footage

40,000?

That camerais thekey to a fortune

A hug and akiss are worth 10,000

10,000?

A sex scandal fetches 70,000. Easy!

Thereal stuff. Without telling thegirl

Aren"t you mates with thenightshift girl?

She isn"tthetype

Then teach her

I saw her smiling at you

Forget it! She"s dark-skinned

Dark. Fair. They"reall thesamenaked

Are you game?

How long will you dodgethoseguys?

She looks likeeasy meat

Hello there

Hello.

Bye.

I brought you dinner

- I havemy own

I know. You always bring cold food

My office canteen was open.

So I thought ofyou

My good deed forthe day.

You eating? Or do I throw it out?

Do you have aboyfriend?

Sorry. Just asking

Everyoneneeds someone who cares forthem

Shall I find you someone?

Rashmi, rush meto the hospital

Rashmi.

Why don"t you smilemore often?

You could star in an ad

You"d beagreat model

Why are you lying?

Lying?

I know l"m not beautiful

You arebeautiful

But you keep it hidden inside

Let it out. Flaunt it

Style your hair. See what happens

What will happen?

Wow! You look almost hot

Thanks.

Cut your hair, eh? You beauty queen

Pity, it"s got cuttoo short

Well, it"ll grow back

l"m off. You"re earlytoday.

Showing off your hair?

Wewent to seetheguywho was shot.

He"s fine

"We?" Meaning?

Adarsh and me

You"relooking nice

Thanks.

Why are you always buying perfume, sir?

Call me Ankit

l"ll haveto keep coming back

Do you like this one?

Come fordinner, Rashmi

l"m waiting. Come fast.

Don"t encouragethosesleaze-balls

You don"t know men

You"reaman, too

Did you have a spat with Sonal?

Why? Did shesay anything?

That you don"t have a degree or a job.

Lalaji is a friend...

She"s mental

Shekept flirtingwith me.

I stayed away. So shetalks rot

I didn"t like what Sonal said about you

You have agreat personality.

You"ll begood at any job

Don"tlectureme

You know why l"m here?

Because l"m handsome

I don"t careif you"re handsome or have a degree

Thefirst daywe met, you didn"tflirt with me

You dropped me home likeagentleman

Ok. Bye.

You talk too much.

But yourintentions are good

Butthatseems to bechanging

Makesomething of your life, please

And shut Sonal up for good

I know you can meetany challenge...

...if you set your mind to it

Rashmi?

Rahul.

Let"s go for a coffee

- I can"tleave

Ok, one minute...

Adarsh. Adarsh. Come here.

My best friend. Shruti

Meet Adarsh

Rahul cast Papa. Now he"s god

Shruti, no drinking

He"s filling in for Papa.

Now come. Now come fast.

Whereto?

What happened?

- Relax. Girl talk

You likehim?

- He"s so sweet

Honestly?

All good? Need something?

Ask Adarsh

He said I should look afteryou

You"reschool friends

I had a schoolmate once.

He"s a sweeper now

Adarsh looks out for you

- He"s just a friend

A friend?

Have you seen the wayhelooks at you

Helikes you.

Hecan"t takehis eyes off you

How do you likemy friend?

They look sweet together

Shethought you were very sweet

You never told me your fatherwas dead

What"s thereto say?

You"re very brave

l"m tryingto get ajob

You look goodwhen you"re quiet

Whynot then...

A kiss on themouth would"ve been perfect

Forget the cheek. Get to thereal thing

Won"t this do?

What"s wrong with you?

This isn"t a family soap

l"ve given mywordto thebuyer

Why play when got no balls?

You falling for her?

- Are you nuts?

You"rejoking

- Not at this hour!

Please... I am notjoking.

You should model

Go for auditions

Go for auditions

Rashmi, oneminute

He"s always glaring at me

l"ll kill him someday

Hedoesn"thave bad intentions

- Everyonedoes

Adarsh

- To hell with Adarsh!

Don"ttalk to him again

Will you protect me from everyone?

You liedto Lalaji too

I did it for me. Not for you

Whatifhefired you when he foundthebeer cans?

You think l"m hereto smell the guard"s bad breath?

I keep thinking about you.

You have no time for me

You spend all yourtime spraying perfume on him

I wait for a smile. And end up getting an earful

Get ajob! Do this. Do that. L"m trying

What elseshould I do?

Am I not good enough without ajob?

I haven"t washed my cheek since you kissed melast night

What"s your problem?

Are you allergic to being loved? Well?

Adarsh, the camera

Movean inch and l"ll break your leg

Wow! So he"s back from Russia?

I didn"t know ifhe"d ever return

GiveAdarsh mywedding invite.

I hear he"s here only at nights

Ok.

Hewouldn"t dare come in the daytime

Meaning?

- Don"t you know?

Thosegoons beat him to pulp in front ofthe shop

So humiliating

Theybeat Adarsh?

- A royal bashing

Theprincetook the loan but wouldn"t payback

You hang outtogether, right?

Give him the invite

Want one?

You look sweet with your newhaircut.

Want me to find you ahusband?

Orwill you do it yourself?

See you later

You usedto smilealot. What"s wrong?

Tell mewhat"s wrong

Nothing

Had your coffee?

Hi! - Had your coffee? Now get lost.

Get up. Getlost!

Adarsh, heis...

I know. He"s your regularcustomer

Watch yourtone

- My tone! Motherfucker

Who thehell are you? Is this your shop?

You...

Who"s this guy? L"m callingthepolice

Who is he?

Were you spying on us?

You want to model?

- And whynot?

Decent girls don"t model

Why humour him?

- No big deal

It is a big deal

I told you not to talk to him

Who are you to stop me?

Shall I tell you?

Quit this job

What?

- I don"t like you working here

And who"ll paythebills?

- I will.

What?

Let"s getmarried

Adarsh, you"remad

What"s theproblem?

L"ll earn. You"ll stay at home

Quit thejob

Earning means working. Not useless talk

Me? Useless?

Your dark, skinny bitch

Look at you. Want to be amodel, eh?

And l"m useless? Shall I tell Lalaji aboutthebeer?

You"ll betheuseless one

Living in agutter. Reaching forthe stars

The valiantknight savingwomankind

You wait likea fool whilethebirds

enjoythemating season

See for yourself

Rashmi

Wehaveto go now

What?

We mustgo at once

What happened?

Our friends are no more

Are you listeningto me?

Rashmi, webetter go

Rashmi. Rashmi. Control. Control please, Rashmi.

Don"t go

What do you want?

RememberShruti? My friend

Theonewho said you were very sweet

So?

Shewas the onewho said

you liked me

Adarsh, don"t go, please

What happened?

Theylooked so happy in thehospital that day

They went to thetemple from there

Rashmi, what is it?

What?

They gotmarried and wentto ahotel

Her father"s car picked them up thatnight

They disappeared

- Meaning?

Herold driver complained to the police a week later

What?

They followed thedriver"s hunch.

Near thehighway, under abridge...

...their bodies were found

What?

They werechopped into pieces and

shoved into aplastic bag

And buried in the ground

She was the one who first told me

you liked me

That you looked out for me

That you couldn"t take your eyes offme

Why don"t you look atmeanymore?

Did I do anythingwrong?

Tell me, what did I do wrong?

Why did you shout at me?

Don"t ever leaveme. Please. Please.

Get Shruti back

Don"tleaveme

I love you

Adarsh, the camera

lt"s off

Slowly, Adarsh...

Slowly, Adarsh...

Slowly, Adarsh...

Excuseme. - Yes. - Is Lalaji here?

- Let me check

Weren"t you theone who was shothere?

You"rethewatchman?

Yes, sir

- Rashmi told meabout you

I was thewatchman.

Noneoftheold employees arehereany longer

I called on Rashmi"s number.

Asking her salary to becollected

You know whather mother said?

That she doesn"t know any Rashmi

I said: "Butshe"s your daughter"

Shesaid shehad no daughter

and banged thephonedown

I still have Rashmi"s money

They did ithere

What?

Thething you saw on theCD

Rightthere

You saw the footage?

I don"t watch dirty pictures

My cousin told me it"s all over thenet

They call it"TheStoreScandal"

Lots of downloads

Hugely popular

Peoplelove it

What about the boy?

Boys areboys

Hestopped coming here

I hear he"s getting married

Look

This was thecamera

Sir, can"thelp but say

First you gotshot, then the sex scandal

By God, thesales have gonethrough the roof

THE FAME GAME

Go and saythatto your sister.

Ma"am, I am sorry. - Will you ask thatto your mother?

Ma"am, I am sorry. - How dare you!

Bastard! L"m arespectable woman

How dare you...

And l"m ajournalist

A bloody spy

You think you areCID?

I know the Home Minister.

He calls me his sister

You got me wrong. - You"ll pay forthis.

Slandering good people

Hethinks heis CID?

Getlost from here. There"s no circus going on here.

Rickshaw.

More footagewith you gettingthrashed

But you have the footage

lt"s useless

How can you tell she pimps her daughter?

What"s wrong with you, dude?

What"s up, Mr. Spy-Cam?

Hegot thrashed again

I didn"t know the mother was mental

Miss Meerut was mental too?

That was such atragedy

That could"vebeen the scoop ofthe century

How many stories will you screw up, Prabhat?

My camera is on 24/7 sincethe Miss Meerut story

Is it on now?

No

Keep it on. Mightgeta shootout

Sell thecamera you blew your earnings on

l"ll give you money when I get bonus

Who"ll give you abonus?

Will the school admissions waittill then?

She"s my daughtertoo

Why should I haveto beg for her school fees?

Whatshould I do? Die?

I don"t care. I want the money

lfl really died, you"d weep

At leastl"ll collect theinsurancemoney

Get lost!

Stop. Police!

Why did you jump on my fishing net?

I lost my balance

How you can just... - I just slipped and... - Why?

Who pays for my fishing netandthefish?

Anyonecan fall

Don"t flash yourmoney at me

Don"tlose your balanceagain

Let"s go to a doctor

The chemicals in the water will ruin yourskin

What"s wrong with you?

What. - Savingtheworld? Why stop me?

I wantedto die. Why did you interfere?

You wantedto die?

- No. I was practicing diving

I saved yourlifeand you... - Thank You!

Is that how you thank me?

- I don"thave anymoney

That"s why I am folding hands.

Who wants your money?

What then? Sex?

- What?

I don"t accept favours.

You saved mylife, thank you

Now ifyou wantsex, then take me wherever you want...

A blow job? A fuck?

Shutup!

Wheredo you live?

What"s your name?

Mrignaina Biswas. I ran away from home.

No money. No house. Nothing. Happy?

I got everything but your name

Mrignaina. Naina

Why commit suicide?

- A rabid dog bit me

That's no reason

Waittill you hear thedog"s name

Know Loki Local?

- The pop singer?

"You"re cutewhen you"re naked"

Veg dumplings. Hurry

The drowning has mademehungry

Serve us. Quick

So what about Loki?

He promisedto launch mein his music video

Launch? - Launch.

A launch in a Loki Local"s music video. You know what that means?

You know his girls, Nilofer, Ruhi...

...Dolly Baby. They"resuperstars today

They chargemillions for alive show

So you"rea dancer?

No. A doctor.

Can"t you tell bymy figure that l"m a dancer?

Ok, ok, right...

What happened next?

The usual. Heasked me to give some

Givesome?

You slow or something?

Don"t you get it?

Fucking!

I told him this isn"t my style

Give metime

But hecouldn"t wait. So impatient

A Russian slut got themusic video.

Hespat me out

Bastard. Scum. Whitepussy chasing dog

What"s this? Chilly soup?

Givemesome water. - Water. Hurry

You want to get even?

What?

A sting? You mean hidden camera stuff?

Hidden camera

The Minister"s secretary accepted abribe...

...on camera. My story

My camera toppled the government

Rings a bell?

Remember the Miss Meerut scandal?

"Beauty Queen turned Whore"

Why are you whispering?

- Shecommitted suicide, right?

Naina

Want to teach Loki a lesson?

Tell me.

Shall wejoin forces?

Come on

Makeit clear. Sex in return for a music video

l"ll wait here. Best ofluck

Thank You.

Now go

This evening l"ll take you to this niceplace...

Bollywood crowd. - Sounds great.

Firsttime? Fifth floor.

You"re the girl with thedifficultname

Come, my love. - Naina. Come, my dear...

Letmetake you among the stars

My babyis looking hot

Come, Naina. Come.

Comeon in. Comeon.

Irina meet Naina, mylndian beauty

Nainameet Irina

Everybody meets everybody in Loki"s

International temple oflove

He"s mad likethis all time. Oh, watch out

There"s sauceon thefloor

I told you there"s sauce on thefloor

Naina fell on thesauce

Saw her music video? A super-hit

Shewas a fruit seller in Moscow.

Now a superstar

Ask why - Why?

She waited for me to get inspired

You were in such ahurry

Yes to speed. No to haste

You made me wait

A little morewon"t harm

Meat is tender when cooked along time

How about ajoint video with you and her?

Baby, comehere, sit. - Joint?

Come. Come. Joint. You, meand her.

Baby, don"ttouch. Don"t touch. First ask.

So dear...

Love x one

Love xtwo

Love x three. Climb thelove tree

Well, baby? Wantto try?

I want a solo music video

Don"t ask

What happened? Did hehit you? - I said don"t ask

But whathappened? Naina. Naina.

Why did you leave?

He wants athreesome

Naina, I need this story

Whyis he glued to that Russian?

What"s so special about her? - What Russian?

Hedidn"t look at me.

L"ll never danceagain. That whore brokemyleg

Yourlegwill mend

Let mestayheretonight

l"ll leavein tomorrow

Don"t go drowning again

Careful

Something wrongwith me?

- Wrong?

Even when you"re drunk...

...you don"t fancyme

Loki ignores metoo

Am I so plain?

Loki"s in town forthreemoredays

l"ll do as you say

Let"s try again?

Lmagine l"m Loki

Why are you laughing?

You? Loki?

Wassup, baby?

- L"m good

What"s wrong? Say something

Likewhat?

"Hi. Hello. Let"s havesex."

How elsedo we get the footage?

How"s life, darling?

What"s lifewithout you?

Didn"t you miss me?

This is good. Better

Naina, you... Stop laughing so much.

A sting is about winning trust.

Nobody opens up without it

It took three months to trap the Minister"s secretary

Where"s yourwife?

Why are you buzzing around me?

Naughty girl! Your camerais on

Sorry. Sorry. Very sorry.

"You look good naughty. You look likea nicegirl."

Answerthe phone

Loki, sir

- How"s your leg? Need anything?

Nothing. Just meet me

lt"s been ages since I heard you sing

Watch meon TV

I want to see you playthe guitar

You meand the guitar

Your voiceis so lovely

Everything aboutmeis lovely

I onlyhad you and you"ve forgotten metoo

My dear...

l"veworn out my fingers dialing your number

This is verybad.

Ok?

I don"t wantto shootanymore.

Stay away from me for an hour

Shall I shoot you?

I never load my gun

You know mytemper.

I shootsomeone. I hang

You shouldn"tgetangry

You look handsomewhen you"re happy

You can make me happier

Sir, what do you want?

Seemybuilt-in bar? Scotch

Ketchup. Chocolate

No oneto sharewith

I understand. You"relonely

I am also lonely, sir

You"retheonerunning away.

Check this out

Where can I go, sir?

You"remy guide

Listen to yourguide then

Try me out

Comeinside

Look. Awashbasin

Two

Bathroom. Hot and cold

Second room.

Theonly make-up van with a bedroom

Butit"s empty

Check ifl havea fever?

You"realways hot, sir

You makemeburn

You were saying, sir?

You want a music video?

L"ll give you a video

You want a music video?

Want, sir. Want.

Then come to me.

Whybother with stupid auditions?

Meaning?

Betterto fuck one, theking ofpop,

Than two hundred

Ok, sir.

It"s thechemistrythatmakes...

...themusic video a hit

Right?

Sit down

Come on. Sit down. Be comfortable.

Staywith me. L"ll protect you

No onewill touch you.

You arewith Loki. No one has the guts messing with you.

L"ll wrap you in satin.

Likea doll

What do you say?

L"ll wrap you in satin.

L"ll wrap you in satin.

Likea doll

Giveme your hand, Naina

Where did you find her, Prabhat?

Are you aprofessional?

No, Just a friend

"l"ll wrap you in satin."

His careerwill beover when this is broadcast

"l"ll wrap you in satin." Brilliant, Goldie

It won"t sustain, ma"am. - You think so?

Thecasting couch is old hat.

It won"tsurvivetheweekend

Won"t survive? But he"s India"s...

...top pop star

Not good enough

Right. - Why are you butting in?

One minute, Prabhat

So what ifhe hit on her?

What"s his imageanyway?

"You"re cutewhen you"re naked"

He sings such songs.

Any sex footage?

No

Miss Meerut, all over again

Try a double sting. Pre-denial, post-denial

This storybreaks. Loki denies it

Denies it? But it"s all on camera

He"ll sayit"s fictitious. She"s a lying slut

One more sting and we nail him

Let"s go, Naina

Oneminute

Naina - One minute

Nail him?

What ifheoffers you money...

...to buy the footage?

Brilliant, Goldie... - Ma"am, itwould beillegal.

Onesecond, Prabhat. Sit down

This is what you do.

We alreadyhave this footage

Meet Loki again. On camera

Tell him about this footage.

Make him buyit from you

That"s blackmail

- Hemust offer you money on camera

Bring us that footage. That"ll be the sting...

...ofthe century

Getit? He"s seen buying footage...

...thathe claimed is fictitious

A perfect scoop. It"ll begreat.

How will that help?

- Talk shows. Interviews

Crying. Whining. Apologizing.

We can stretch it for a season

"See how cute naked Loki looks" Not bad.

And then?

- Nothing. That"s it

Call him

Naina!

L"ll film you from the othertable.

The mike"s on you

Why didn"t you tell them that

we havethesex footage?

Whathappened with Miss Meerut?

I pretendedto beher client.

She was undressing

My camera jammed

That"s what all thetaunts areabout

Why do you listen to her?

- Who?

Your editor. That witch

Becausel"m useless

Useless. You toppledthegovernment

You unravel the truth.

You deservean award

Sure. Mywebsitewas shut down

One ofmy guys went to jail. CBI is after another one. I was prosecuted

That"s theaward

But you did it forthecountry

Thecountry wants...

...primetimeentertainment

Like you

You can"t bearmebeing close...

...to anyone else, right?

Where is your friend?

Sit down

Bepatient

That"s beyond me

She"s on for a threesome?

Sure

Your namedid thetrick

Call her. Find out whereshe is

- I will

First tell me what we did in...

yourtrailertheother day?

I gave you a kissy

Then?

I deflowered you

Had fun?

You are fun. Call her now. Find out whereshe is

Hang on

First tell me, when do we make the music video?

You"rea broken record

You"ll get broken too

You yellow teethed, mole faced monkey.

Listen.

You recording?

On camera

Thechannel is after you.

Know what a sting is?

Theworld will seehow you treated me

Demanding sex for music video - sex

Onlyl can save you. Now listen

I want yournext three

music videos. Mealone

Take the tapes back after the

music videos areaired

Cut it out! L"ll sayit"s phony

Barking like the dog you are, Loki Local

We"rebeing recorded even now

Thecamera"s here

Givemethecamera, you slut

Let go!

Let go. - Naina. Naina.

Let go! - Who are you?

He"s from thechannel. Don"t givehim thebag. L"ll handle him.

Naina, what are you saying? - Keep out ofit, Prabhat

You havegone mad orwhat? Are you mad? - Ok. Ok.

His gun is never loaded. Don"t worry

Stop it. Why are you fighting here?

Adarsh. Adarsh.

Adarsh, call theambulance

Thenumber"s thereat the counter. He"s alive... He"s alive...

He"s alive... We"ve called theambulance

Where"s thenumber?

In the black diary

Oh God, don"t let him die. O God!

Oh no!

TheAll Night Store. Near thehighway

Water.

It"s ok.

Your camera and hard disk

What ifl giveit to thechannel?

You had the Miss Meerut footagetoo

Why didn"t you airit?

Well, Prabhat? You"re famous now.

So where"s the footage?

I don"t haveit

What do you mean?

Thecamera jammed in the scuffle

What?

You havetheshop surveillance...

...camera footage. Usethat

But you can"t identify anyone in it.

Weweredepending on yourfootage.

What nonsense? - You"re talking nonsense

l"m fed up ofyour rubbish. I resign

You Prabhat... - Better paymywages.

Or your blackmailing methods will

beexposed on primetime

Papa, can I interview everyone?

Interview?

Say goodbye

Bye. - Bye-bye.

Are you related?

A friend

An enemy

She talks too much - Wheredo you live?

She"s areporter"s daughter. So it"s natural...

I live at home.

Do you havekids?

Yes, she is mybaby.

They'll havekids soon

They... - How?

Comeon, tell her... - Don"t beshy

Kids know everythingthesedays

Tell her.

We"regetting married

Again thelong cut...

Long cut? Is there a short cut too?

Yes, thereareshortcuts as well.

Which school are you at?

Film school

No morequestions

Let"s go for abreak

Let"s take abreak. - Interview over?

What film are you making?

Last question. - Answer her. - Which film?

Ourfilm"s nameis "Walk Down The Aisle"

Will you remember it? - Sure?

Whatis thename? - Onesecond. Onesecond. - "Walk Down TheAisle".

Theshootout music video.

Sheisn"t that hot