Original subtitles

- What sadness, Carlo! - Stop it, Mom!

Ends mother, do not cry!

- Listen, Mr. commentator .... - Do not call me sir commenter!

Today is a bum! Because St. Margarita protects us.

Come and eat the bread of betrayal in! Join all in!

If the kidnappers come, tell them that we emigrants!

- Close the door! God, my foot! - Excuse me!

- Hang Up! Beast! - Ciao, dear!

- Goodbye! - Good trip!

Quiet!

How beautiful it is! All around me are finish of sadness!

So it is, you're right! It's always a sadness!

- Yes, it is a great sadness! - That eats bread and salami betrayal! It's a pain, do not know how come pertain secretary? After all, do not know how listening your advice? Look how I dressed! Because you are an intelligent man And ?mpu©­it.

is commentator billionaire Ricardo Bolzoni!

Please Peppino, do not overdo it!

It is better to talk about how case.

- We are billionaires! - Peppino!

- I'm a billionaire! - Are You!

For this, I must warn may not already be sequestered.

For that I had this idea formidable! Here we brain.

You must do so as people say:

How disgusting that ?mpu©­it!

I think I succeeded then When you have looked all over the country

with contempt and disdain.

What satisfaction!

Why must one that I support eggs from morning until evening break?

- I'm a specialist in American cuisine! - Go away! Teacher go to college

Translation cristiano.ferocci@gmail.com BlackSeaTeam

Here is the drought!

Close the window!

Hell, think only in agriculture!

My head!

A bow, a bow!

This is cathedral Martina Franca!

No, cathedral Addis Ababa!

We have brought in Africa go Tunis tram! Open the window, seeing camels! As the safari, here all have books animals!

- We arrived at the hut! - I got home! Get off!

What you have to see?

- Your balls you play with yourself! - You play yourself later!

- Who left! - You're a genius?

Dress so, do not observe anyone!

Let's take a car registered much no one will notice!

Concerns, all eyes are on us, all are the window!

- What do you see? - It is not the latest model ...?

What you saw on crap? Get out!

No need to get angry. You have to look at all.

I had to do to say here lives a family of shit!

- Led by a fool! - Exactly!

Come quickly, Carlo. Let's see the new board! God, how many steps! There is no elevator! They are constructed shabby!

Rustic and steep!

Let's be clear! If you thought that I will make cleanliness here ...!

Should be two things.

... For a week! and another week for me!

You hear that, Ricardo?

I know whose fault it! A asshole this guy!

You could call a specialized company make cleanliness.

And so we knew all that rich! That you are rich!

And so the house is clean. Should more dirt.

May least expect!

It's something no one should know. It's a big secret.

- What is it! - Hello, Mr. commentator Bolzoni!

A telegram for you!

A big secret!

- I am appalled! - No're constipated! This is a modern college, open dialogue! But it is a serious school And respect. How many of you know that here is good for a good student ...

You just studying! Take a seat, please!

Thank you! I prefer to stand!

However, the teaching staff is ready collaborate to solve

your problems. Already be nice with them! Will be the first that helps ...

- ... In school and in life. - Excuse me!

Take place, Professor, I will stand!

- Who you are? Are new? - I Fusecchia!

Fusecchia ....

Old together! Go for it! Thank you!

I left!

Therefore our college .....

Professor Morlupo! You dropped something?

No, yes! Fail to find pencils on time.

Excuse me! Milk for teacher Gu¨¬atu!

Thank you! You are very kind! Healthy mind in a healthy body, Mr. Chairman. Professor Strumolo (Gu¨¬atu) is very ingenious. We invite you to follow her example! No smoke without alcohol ....

Professor Strumolo (Gu¨¬atu) is your teacher gymnastics

that will handle and schedule Your school education.

- Everything is all right, Professor? - Remains ....

Means that we do not understand!

It is better to close window Professor, dripping on my face!

Next time you grab your umbrella, Mr. Professor Morlupo!

If you are going to continue with crap from previous years make a mistake!

We'll do it to pass mood for jokes.

Now comes the secretary and You will receive program.

See you Monday! Let's go, gentlemen teachers!

Comers Professor, I show you the way! Shoes! Help me, O virgin ....

- You'll be fine in M. Franca! - Sit next to my hotel.

My father flew up.

- Why did she die? - He met a Swedish!

You know what happens ... Took plane and has not been seen.

- And your mother? - Only stay in the kitchen.

Now is helpful. Let's go Instead, if you do not want that extra!

- Come have your Show cathedral, Carlo! - We did!

- Then say hello! - Sit with me! Please!

We rest! But let us serves with a punch.

You dorea©­i to duce©­i Cathedral to light a candle?

Finally!

- You're late 5 minutes! - ?©­i pay an additional hour.

- I deserve the doi¨¬pelea! - Are the backup goalie ...

- See you soon! - See you around! More grunt, but makes good jokes. I've already told du¨¬ul joke? How cool is. But to be two to make it. When a customer comes good, sure to request a room with a shower.

A s?puneasc? la¨¬i to be good, and then close them water.

- And when it's all the soap, you do ...? - What is ...?

Why are you interested in?

Your luggage!

Thank you! Have a great day!

Hello! - Hello! - Hello! - Welcome to our hotel! - Thank you!

- I want a room! - We only shower!

Perfect!

- Celestino! - Why did you cry?

Accompanies a young lady on the 27!

- Is well on the third floor? - Yes, thank you!

- Do not take your luggage? - I have to take?

I'll take them!

- What you say? - We do!

- I will be fitter and you water stops. - And what do I do?

What do you doing? At the reception there is none.

- Get Lost! - Do you have you do, damn it!

You need to explain anything! What do you get up?

Nothing! The pipe once beat water, with English key.

I will understand that it is our signal. Turn on the water, it enters the shower and ....

- You're a ..... - What luck! ... Why? Am I lucky and once! I said it!

Hello! Du¨¬ul not work. Water stops flowing!

Do not trouble yourself, Miss! Send plumber immediately.

I solved!

- Who is that? - The installer!

Come in, the door is open! Poth to look at the shower? Not work. - Immediately, young lady! - Thank you!

Everything is OK. You can enter Miss! Soap must be unbearable.

- What soap? - Soap you.

- Are you crazy? - ?©­i confess that the first time ...

You must not be empty And soap?

Since this did not work du¨¬ul! Who do you think you speak?

- Out of here! - I'm wet?

- I call the police! Out of here! - I have to cool ....

- What you expected? No're not put off! - Are you waiting on you!

- Me! - Take and get your bag! Do not figure this out! Thi-I said! So I can go out, I had to tell ... ... My wife I'm going to the airport to pick up a Neam©­! I know, I said Peppino!

Look ... your veri¨¬orul! We intelligence in the house.

You're an ungrateful!

After all they do for you ....

Sweetheart! We have so little time and we spend here in cinema!

I'm sick of you stay hidden! I want to come out together.

Agree! Hurry, it is dark.

That says to shut only when I speak!

Now sleep ....

Excuse me!

- With me speak? - Yup.

God!

- You know where to find the church of St. Michele? - No!

I mean, I know!

The first time we did not know, now I know!

If you want, I have nothing to do. We machine and you can accompany that.

I do not want to bother you!

Do not bother me in any way! Arrivals, please!

Join!

Please!

I'm here!

- Automatic close! - I apologize again!

What excuses? For Caruth this?

This is our car. What to do?

They are attached to this machine.

I love it. When I was two, My grandfather had one just

-... And I was walking with her. - Yup?

- Can you make a compliment, Miss? - Yes, of course!

Excuse me, but your voice ...

I have a voice that works with half-time. Vine and Go!

He knew that're an extraordinary woman?

You have two eyes ...!

Are sympathy, spiritual! You're an actress, replica?

I'm a teacher!

I came here to teach.

Teacher! It crossed my mind. I wanted to tell you.

But I thought. With those eyes, with that hair!

Hopefully once you we will go through the center.

I would follow you to the end of the world!

- Hi, Uncle! - Hi, sweetheart! What is your mother?

- Who was tuciuriul that? - It is one that I brought the car.

Be careful, my daughter! The world is full of traps.

You do not understand, because they're pure! Omnia Munda Mundis!

Those contacts clean they think everything clean. St. Augustine said ....

I did not come to get your hear sermons.

- I came to preach! - There is no problem.

We start tomorrow morning!

Quiet! Go to places!

Get In!

Take place!

This year, your teacher English will be Monica Sebastiani!

- Hello, boys! - Hello! I remember the Latin adage ... "Intelligent Pauca". Peter who understand too little: Order and discipline! And who hurts ...

Among you are many who hurts!

This year, who pays hurts.

Services Easy, sweetheart!

A little earlier, I made a mistake, I have to say good morning!

To learn a foreign language must talk continuously.

- How are you called? - My name is Lucio Petruzzeli!

- How do you feel? - Okay, thank you!

Very well!

- What is your name? - Carlo Bolzoni!

- What is your profession? - Student!

Funny Ha Ha I thought that're fitter!

- Excuse me, do not understand! - You want to explain to you, Petruzzeli?

Ms. say that you had a silly idea.

Thought you're my installer. But who knows why? ....

Quiet! Get In!

- Bother? - Yup ....

Excuse me! We kidnap only a time!

We arrived late in the office And did not have time to meet you.

- So that I allowed ... - Are you English?

No, I'm Italian!

- Then why do not you speak Italian? - Why, understand Italian?

- Of course! - Professor, Ilario Strumolo (Gu¨¬atul)!

Gymnastics and yoga teacher cultural! When you come to the gym, show you some positions.

Yoga is important for the physical.

Yoga has always fascinated me. It's good physique and psyche.

I see that you are good! While rezista©­i so?

Even three hours. Now get! Brake!

- My tailor is very "rich". - Rich!

What about u?

We have flowers in the garden!

Jacket!

Sock!

The second sock!

Strap!

Skirt!

Buuuun??? ...

Shirt!

Garter!

Bra!

Bolzoni!

- Yup! - Want to repe©­i and you?

Beauty!

- What are you talking about? - Bun????!

- Would you say goodwill! - And I what I said?

A moment! I'm going to the bathroom And right back.

Okay, Professor!

It is horrible! - Hello! - Fuck! You're new here, I've never seen? There are the little time here.

I? Michelle Cutugno! It gives me lots of pleasure!

- My pleasure, Ricardo Marconcini! - See you around!

See you around! If we do not see, is all your fault!

Fucking! Wealth town!

Good morning, Mr. commenter! Did you sleep well? How do you feel?

I had nightmares, I dreamed of you!

You're not a secretary, a friend! Are Iago in person.

If you have something to me, tell me!

May ask? A whisk me confused with a vagabond, and you walk with Ferrari!

If that confused you with a vagabond, disguised're good!

Go, Peppino!

- Do you know that you gather eggs! - Listen, Mr. commenter!

Look what I got! I can not lead anyone by car.

Why should someone go by car? They are more than your home is a woman?

- What interested you? - I mean your wife

... And my veri¨¬oara not know about it. - Shut up, you're hung from the neck with a rope and ...

No need to get angry, it's useless. You must not be thinking about women!

- Honey! - Yup!

- Let's go, it's late! - Honey?

- Talk to me! - Give her something that unwashed!

- You were unwashed! - I have to ....

Quiet! I have to give him something and come away.

Where do I put the money? Thin!

You have to pretend you do not know anything. You must make good impression.

- Let's go! - Wine! Goodbye, Mr. commenter!

Wretched, delinquent, hypocrite!

A thousand pounds for me?

- You're still here? Do you go to work? - Yes, now go!

At work ....

- I have already done. - Okay, ciao!

Listen, I have a good job! You can not complain to.

- What education do you have? - You learned in the park ...

and I next to you. Works for me! But what I want to know what studies?

Because the primary contest 12 posts from bosche©­i planted.

- Want to have your give an incentive? - ?©­i give you one now, if I get angry!

Know that it is valid until the 5 months ahead. ?©­i agree?

- See you around! - You want to see me? That has a fixed idea!

- See you around! - Do not give God!

Look what car is a broom And what car I had!

You must strangle him on Peppino!

Good morning, Professor! I come!

Good morning, Miss! We expect!

- Wait so long? - Four hours!

This time I beat all records.

Boys sticking my ?nc?l©­?rile wall.

- Devils small ?¨¬tia make jokes all the time. - Expecting help me!

I succeeded!

- I dress well, Professor? - Wonderful!

Could not be better!

Put little muscles moving!

It's been a long time since I did not move.

Just a moment, for heating.

That is a horse Fiat?

Yet we did not warm!

Beat!

- What happened, Professor Strumolo? - Nothing!

Better not come out, air is cool!

Now do some exercises!

Flexible Bust! Feet away!

Flex bust before! Easy, easy!

I always thought that yoga is discipline spirit, not physical!

And his physique has importance.

Now you will see an exercise that develops chest muscles.

Warning!

But you do not need. Comfortable with pectorals.

Little Fernet-Bianco will make us better!

Let's talk about my Latin lessons!

It's simple, cute Marconcini!

To the church, the school canonical!

Canon, church, school! School, church, as ...

I understand! I'm not stupid!

I did not want to bother you! Are you a priest, a king, a priest!

Then who wanted to bother?

On one!

I thought that your niece is the teacher!

- And how you knew? - Cristosu .... God!

She said she when I brought her here by car.

Bravo, ¨¬mechere!

You met a girl and get your came mood to learn!

Do not allow such insinuations!

No hint, no need!

I'll tell ?©­i The fraud is!

What talk?

Because you bail Latin stones and my niece is an English teacher!

Perfect!

I am not interested dead languages.

90% of my clients are British, Americans, Canadians and speak English.

So you want to learn English for Limousine service on tourism.

Listen, zdrean©­?! Who do you think you lie?

- We're too far! - Please!

Let me confess to go beyond ....

Please do go beyond me to confess!

- But you were stuttering! - I healed!

Divine power to heal me! Confession is still secret?

- Yup. - Let's go, I'm rid of confession!

What matters now confession!

It has importance! At least we hope so!

Tell me, son!

I'm not a bum, are an industrialist from the north.

We have four factories, 786 workers.

4225 are ill ...

There is and ...

I'll talk to my niece!

But would have made some research on your morality.

... Father Don Marcello!

This is my, you come to see where he is forced to live

an honorable man like me.

- The fault of a son of ... - No!

Say three times Ave Maria for your heart!

- Ave Maria! - Ciao, Teresa!

- Good bye! - Goodbye!

- What are you doing, do not you? - I have something to do! Excuse me, miss! I'm sorry what happened! Who knows what you now about me?

- I ier©­i? - No!

I want to get your explain, to tell you everything!

Go and write it on the board! In English, please!

Yup!

- Have you finished? - Yup!

Now translate!

I mean the game the installer ...

I was marked by the fact that I did not know that you are a teacher!

But ....

I crush you! - That you wanted to say? - Yes, that's what I wanted! Why do not you say anything? Can're mad! Say something! Please, answer me! So!

The "mean" is used "to"! I mean ...

"Plummer game" is inaccurate.

In this case must use "gambling"!

Because your game installer is a game of chance.

"I was chicky" is without the article. "I do not knew" is a disaster!

In these four lines have made many mistakes.

- You should have your give a three! - But're cynical!

I'm just your teacher. And you're just a poor student!

- What does that mean? - A snotty!

You're very smart, but Sometimes I enerva©­i more!

- Why? - If I say, I need to think!

On this night, your husband must to receive important calls.

- From Hong Kong, New York! - Overnight?

You know as Americans. I do all night.

Business sites, affairs of state! There are many countries!

Even transmissions per month are at 3am.

Who can be at this hour?

Amelia, go and open!

- Why me, you're paralyzed? - Amelia!

- Excuse me! Here lives Marconcini? - Who?

Let this out!

Good evening, Reverend! We will help you?

Stop by and we Old friends ...

- Good evening, Reverend! - Good evening, ma'am!

- I am the wife of Marconcini! - Wife ...

- Take place! - Thank you!

- My husband is at work! - At nine in the evening!

Additional Work ....

Poverty, how many sacrifices! Let munce¨¬ti all night.

What, in pleasant company?

- I mean ... colleagues! - And the girls!

God!

I had to come to fall down?

- You hit my dear? - No, I broke a femur!

Elsewhere we should hide all the time. Come here!

But with less energy, If we fall and the third time

take me out of here on a stretcher.

Come here, my PC!

He is also soups and rider! He knew that?

I do not want to interfere. if your car is there means that he is in the office.

Better yet, so we had a surprise!

I know ma'am, but I want to be like which is mixed in relations to others. I have decided! I am happy! - If you are angry that are done! - How? - If you get angry, iron becomes red! - I am telling you that you will be glad to see me!

Let's play the game with your phone!

Hello! I am Mrs Bolzoni!

My husband is not here!

Ms. Bolzoni! Now call the other!

- It is time to drink! - Yes, a glass of Blanc!

Hello, furs?

I am Mrs Bolzoni!

The coat is wonderful. I'll take two!

- Ricardo! - God ...!

Get out of here!

What a surprise! You came to me dom company?

You bastard!

- So you work? - I do not understand!

Expect a call from New York And drank a glass!

But unlike those empty who was on the phone?

- What girl? - The girl who ran over there!

- I have not seen anything. Peppino! - Yes!

Have you seen a naked girl phone And ran over there?

A naked girl that .....?

Did not see him!

Where are you, golu©­o?

- Come out! - What bail, Cici?

I saw it! ?©­i around was here!

He was on the phone!

- God! - When she says she saw a naked girl ..

- ... The phone, makes me laugh! - Asshole!

You're the humorist now?

If my wife has hallucinations, means that it is sick.

There is no problem, Cici, 're a little nervous. And it will pass!

- Now why are you crying? - Because they're in chilo©­i!

Because taxes, so we got!

So it is! All the Italian industria¨¬ii chilo©­i are now.

Sorry, Ricardo!

You are so unjust, and you're so good!

- Like a hot stick! - Like hot cakes!

What did I say? As hot stick!

It is you seek, I wanted to get your entrusted the role of Desdemona in the play

Why? this year We Othello by Shakespeare?

- Let's do it in English! - Who will understand?

The one who wants to do lessons with you!

- Who is that? - A certain Marconcini! At the car!

- I remember! A nice guy, kind! - Sympathetic? .....

You're too superficial, Monica!

He came to the parish and told me all sorts of things!

I find it quite boring.

It must be nice otherwise can not appeal to women.

No liability shall ui©­i that you have!

Listen Uncle! There are major and vaccinated!

Here respect all regulations.

But outside of school, I want to be left blank.

St. Augustine said ....

Augustine was not woman, had my age and was a saint.

Now I have to go to class.

Tell Marconcini that accept to give him lessons!

Stay quiet, do not eat me!

Times are tough!

I hope you find yourself a good boy And to arrange your home yourself.

Listen! If I marry, He is the one who arranges!

What is character Desdemona!

Makes Othello become white with rage.

Pulls smoke and do ... hole!

Quiet!

Fusecchia! We left for the final your work!

It crap crap!

There are two monumental mistakes.

Achilles Pelide called for that he was the son of Peleo!

Now you want me to s?ruta©­i, Mr. professor?

The same nonsense! Only Fusecchia could say that.

Kick Off! Recite, "bird solitary"!

That is insignificant!

It would be better "Looking wolf"?

If you speak to people on television, you immediately reduce to silence.

If more accountable, send you back And alone.

- I want to recite! - How did I mention! Kick Off!

Bird solitary!

Solitary birds!

- Bird solitary! - Listen!

"Solitary Bird" became a flock!

- May the soul! - May the soul.

On top of a mountain! Bird sing solitary plains, Eternal harmony .... - Fusecchia! - What is it? Do not you feel better? I've found that give the mouth without saying something.

- You have made it to the end!? - What do you do?

- I skipped a page. - A page?

- Have a book? - No, I have visual memory!

To get your hands seeing!

Left, right! There are two, you have nothing. Okay!

Continue with your hands up!

Content from: Eternal harmony farewell ...

Continuous So how have your've shown me! With soul!

- I feel that in front of a ¨¬erif! - No problem continues!

- Spring? - Yes, spring!

Its air spring, good for your feet!

Thumbs Up! Have you made the beggar to surrender?

Who is that? Director?

Who could it be? Do not see your hundred? Just do not miss Italy!

No Miss Italy!

Quiet!

Let you know next week begin rehearsals for the song!

Until then, this class will be a trip to the tomb of St. Eufemia!

- What have I done? - Why did you bring my wife here?

She insisted. I do not understand, I did not tell you understood this?

And I put my veri¨¬oara those same question.

?©­i a raise, call you Gorilla them personally.

In other words, do not want you never see!

- Never ......? - So .....

I do not want to see you because I have a great deal and deal with the British!

A great deal of English!

My Veri¨¬oara know this business?

Do not say anything veri¨¬oarei, do not need to know.

It will be a great surprise and for her. You'll see!

- My Veri¨¬oara not need to know! - No, I should know.

I want to tell you something as a brother.

You're a man with responsibilities!

Do you have a wife, and accordingly and a son.

Why complicate the situation further?

Have a nice person you And very dear to me.

We know all know that not g?te¨¬te ...

Why not let things as they are? Feelings are unnecessary Respect is something holy. - How poor mother said! - Poor mother? - Why did she die? - No, because it does not have a dime!

God!

One two three. Open yourself!

You have to do yoga to get out of here!

How did I come!

Cursed! That's not your car. It is a tent disguised as car!

With such a machine that does not have a dime.

Not only money, there's more!

You must be careful! I do not believe in it!

If it is poor, is more sympathetic.

Shut Up! There he is! Let me talk to you! - Good morning! - Let's go! I love the scenery! Excuse MA, young lady!

In terms of proletarian beat an industrial heartland.

It is a constant struggle. What pleasure to see you!

I understand that you want to take English lessons.

English was a dream for me.

- Please! - Take place!

Thank you!

Are you a beginner or advanced?

I know a few words.

Good morning! Good morning!

Good evening!

May I know, toilet water! Which means ... Sorry, St. Michele!

May I know, "I love you"! It means I love you!

Let's talk more serious things? How're willing to you pay? We talk so in front young lady? I can not talk about money! You must have courage.

10,000 per sitting is good?

Think about good, because it additional labor ...

Addition?

- Additionally ...... - Yes, extra!

He said further!

Right now, I go!

I can afford? I do price.

Kawasaki Ultra fast! Write one!

20,000 per sitting is good And 20 sessions, in advance?

It seems a little exaggerated.

No problem, the price is good. Fair enough.

When can we start?

On 11 finish. More than 3 are free.

- At 3am the hotel! - At the hotel? - Why not? - Yes, why not? Why not? All go to the hotel! It's free!

- God! Who is that? - Virgin Benedetta!

I am the Lord, Peppino! It was to my heart star!

Will oversee! Your husband told me: Stay My wife and not faint!

- How? - And take care of your jewelry!

- Stay up all night? - Can I ...?

Come here!

- Have a drink! - Whisky?

- Whisky! - Perfect!

- For me less! - Yup.

I'm always so nervous ...

I read in an American magazine Indians have a system for ...

banish nervous condition. Apa¨¬ii!

- Who? - Apa¨¬ii! Cheyenne Indians! That ....

You know what I do? When nervo¨¬i canoe down to the sea and ...

What?

The canoe! B?rcu©­a ...

It must be awesome!

Anyway tonight is the month ....

The sea is almost here ...

Too bad that is not a canoe!

Why are we interested? The sea is here. We rent something, no importance!

Yup? I'm quick as lightning!

I want to give some English lessons. Poth give me a larger room? - Can an apartment. - Let's see less ...! - We can give 29, is right here. - Can I go now? - Of Course! - Bring your luggage!

Celestino!

- Who asks? - Miss moves from 27 to 29!

- Good trip! - Do not be abominable!

You just have a bag Muth from one door to the other.

I have to do everything?

Help on Rosalia, so you and the camera!

Rosalia, the director said aju©­i to me!

Car unfortunate who brought you to me! Infractorule, fool!

- Talk to me? - God forbid!

At three am meeting with teacher Sebastiani for an English lesson!

- Room 29! - How to introduce myself so?

As I look at dirty car! I ran out to a mile away.

I have not managed it yet again go there!

- Do you have room to wash my little? - Yup!

I had to clear a and jacket.

It will take some time!

- When ready, trimi©­i me! - Room 27, the key is in the door.

- Okay! - Third floor.

You started falls in love And deny reality.

That makes with all, Even with the director.

What is with that? Sees at school!

Who knows? Maybe I came to ask for advice.

- For me're like my daughter! - I know!

- Stay quiet! - Ciao!

Ciao, gelosule!

Let's go!

Are you sure? That's a whore.

- And you are a la¨¬! - And you are a la¨¬.

Hello!

Yes, I understand!

- We take care immediately. - Who was that?

It was room 27! Tell that du¨¬ul does not work.

- Who cares? - That's what I said and I!

Room 27? There it is!

He returned to the water, the better!

My piglets beautiful!

- God! - You got the ass ...! - You Erath? - It's my body, do not touch him! - Yup! - Fucker! Go away! - I left! - Go home!

Picking up the Gospel And to no longer la¨¬i!

- Handicaped! - I have not forgotten anything!

What times we live in! Want to make a shower And bottom're fired. Like crazy!

- Armandino! - What is it?

I wanted to apologize for that hand.

If I am telling you what I saw now, break my head!

What have you seen? Talk!

If I bathe before you speak not find anything!

- I will not keep the tension! - I saw dad pa with teacher.

- What is there? - When I entered, was the shower.

Do not say nonsense!

Always're in the clouds.

- Watch the! - That is my father!

I do what I have your say?

When I teach, I teach and so!

Can you finish, go to drink!

Why not? If you're diligent and you learn quickly. If you want to offer me a drink ...

Know that I remember it!

As I said get your manual is divided into 30 lessons!

Making a daily lesson, you'll learn soon to talk English.

I'll be a model school!

- You do not hear anything. - Voices be heard there.

- ... Nothing! - The phenomenon you are!

- May you make one? - With three can make your day! Damn! THI-I would make others in the Bible! Giacomo his name Jacob?

Poth to go to your place, Petruzzeli!

Today I finished, see you Wednesday!

- Goodbye! - Good bye!

A colleague of yours sent me a letter Cancels English course.

I do not mind! it can transfer to another school.

Goodbye!

- You were? - Yeah, I hate!

Why are you interested in? There are 2 billion women on earth.

I take them half a billion. From half billion not find yourself one for you?

Teacher will come Morlupo And proper disposal ?©­i recape©­i. - Here is a financial emergency? - Yup ....

Comers, helping you take your place!

Leave me alone, and I see one!

Take place, Professor!

- Do not speak loud! - Quiet!

Before proceeding further I would like to explain

consequences of divine peace.

- Do not rush! - Quiet!

- After the fall of Napoleon ... - Raise!

Raises raises ... What? I will show you just raised!

How lucky I did not break glasses! We do not see at all.

Who did this? Who was this fucking? I'll suspend on all ... - I was, Professor! - Who me? I, Bolzoni!

- I understand! - Put the chair in place immediately!

Otherwise continue!

Do not think I forgot!

And do not forget! Come to school tomorrow your father!

Today not you understand nothing to school!

- Is very busy lately. - What?

With international affairs. And those are rubbish!

Now he has a business in England. Do you think teaches English?

- English in Puglia? - Yup.

Yes, and when he goes to London teaches Italian! It's funny, right? Learn English from a lovely language teacher! Very beautiful, young And understanding! - Beautiful, skilled and young! - Yup.

And .... how many years has. Want to know? You wanted to know!

It's called Monica Sebastiani. Semerero stay in the hotel ...

... Where the commentator receives Language lessons! In room!

- Language Lessons hotel? - It learns better there!

- You accompanies him there? - Glume¨¬ti! I care for his wife!

- Take care of his wife! - He told me, 'Take care of my wife!

And let's not ever exits!

I do not understand, it does to me keep away from me, or his wife!

What do you think?

- This is the fourth accounting? - Yup.

Are you all?

- Who is missing? - One! - What does one? I want names! - Bolzoni! Good morning, Professor! I came with my father! - Come on, Dad! - Please Join!

Mr. Bolzoni! Pleased to meet you!

Bravo Bolzoni, did not know that father you is so high.

Sun father this jerk!

You know, they're young!

All we were young, just understand me!

Maybe today boys ?¨¬tia exaggerating slightly.

If we do not put brakes, will have an unhappy ending.

Eyes!

- How eyes? - Raincoat makes me look shorter!

It would be better to watch it more closely!

I do not want to waste your time Your precious! I enjoyed it!

Your sincerely! Go back! Home alone!

God! What misfortune, was broken in two!

Strangely, Mrs. Monica did not come rehearsal today!

What can we do?

I'll replace me, I'll be Desdemona!

- Okay, but we need and little grace! - Of course, I will take care!

You who live creature .... ...

- ... Of .... - From?

From the moment ....

- You have not learned anything! - Do not knock're love ...

It is a dull ache, Do not make me suffer more.

- I recommend a sweet expression. - On the phone, Don Marcello!

- Coming soon! - It is not difficult, Morlupo!

Shoes! What are you doing here at this hour, Marconcini?

?©­i explain immediately!

Help me, please! Are followed!

- Watch for whom? - I do not know by whom!

They therefore want to kidnap me!

- Do you rob! Why? - Do not ask me!

One small and one larger. Have a suli©­? ?nro¨¬it?!

- Why do not you get a hotel room? - Tell me, are you crazy?

A hotel room here? No one should know that I'm here.

What can we do now?

I understand! tonight we spend here!

?©­i explain tomorrow!

I heard everything, Marconcini, Today is your lucky day.

I'm afraid of kidnapping, terror! The bombers .... I will leave immediately! Good evening! Excuse the mess! - Where are you going? Stay with us! - With you? After everything you told is a impruden©­? to go out tonight.

Little taste, need salt?

I prepared a good dinner!

- How is it? - God .....

No more salt, but hot as hell!

Four, two, one ... Seven! I put it!

So are four kings, four queens,

... And three, I have eleven!

The five parties that are in the I won tonight.

You can to continue, I am going to bed!

- Do not ui©­i tomorrow morning! - Go rest, my dear!

If we lose, pay, sorry for the inconvenience.

Glume¨¬ti? Sit down, I can not leave you alone even tonight. We sit here and a books! - How about a hardener? - Let's take a hardener!

- I'll do books! - Of Course!

Here You Are!

95,000!

- You have here all night? - I sought someone?

And you Uncle, I hope you have not forgotten!

I wash with cold water And are ready!

Preparing a coffee! You and you, Marconcini?

After what I paid jokes for a priest ...!

I said it with respect! - Want a little water? - Be careful not ver¨¬i me! You can throw it out the window? Of course! Give it to me! Fly ...

What happened, Carlo? Park're in mourning!

Thought kills me that it alone in the car with the gym.

Have an obsession. Turn everything in surmising!

It is better so!

It will be easier for you. Listen a friend.

If you're my friend, you must do me a favor.

Why you amu©­it so? To sing something!

- Mr directory! - Go away!

- What a pity! - What have your palm test I gave!

- But do not be! - What are you, Fusecchia?

Say it is a beautiful day And should go away.

Are you crazy? How to walk, there are 20 kilometers?

- I know a shortcut! There are more than 5 km! - Where is it?

A little far forward. There the next bend!

Bravo, Fusecchia! Turns!

Get off faster!

Next to St. Eufemia!

Faster, Professor!

- So we are talking? - Slowly!

We arrived at St. Eufemia?

Turns!

It takes your One of the boys fell and was hit.

- We expect the medical kit! - I always have with me.

Excuse me Miss, is an emergency! Let me get down, ghinionistule!

- It's on? - If you hurry, takes you in 5 minutes.

I'm sorry I ruined that have your company!

Do not anxieties! You lose a company And follows another.

Not to mention that Professor Strumolo is a fun ¨¬arlatan.

Of Course!

There are fun and those who disappear Because they feel to learn!

And write letters surrender!

Who is unbeatable, who take drugs!

When you're desperate, you can do more!

We can not stop here? Must reach the St. Eufemia! - In that direction! - Let's go! - And Professor Morlupo? - He finds out!

- So you're really desperate! - To be desperate means to thinking

... Continuously at those same woman. I could not without you. I'm desperate!

You'll see that get your pass!

- We have less. - Go yourself!

You come after me! This way!

I came, Don Marcello! I'm here!

You've hit, Professor?

- Who hit you? - No one, we are all well!

Then why are we stopping?

Where you are?

What trees! I got lost in the woods!

- What, Bolzoni? - I do n't feel well.

- I feel sick! - Be careful!

Bolzoni!

Carlo!

Why can with others, and not me?

- Get out of here! - I did n't mean that.

- Get out! - What do you do?

We are lucky, are just five kilometers!

Another saying five kilometers. We're three hours go ...

- Where is the shrine that? - What? We just warm.

Look there, Father!

Here we are, boys!

That is in addition to halt I passed! WAITER! Spaghetti for all! Warden! A teacher came Morlupo! What happened, Professor?

I lost and I came together with the lady!

One, two ...

Please!

Lean to face! One, two ...

- Excuse me! - I feel good! Please!

One, two ...

Do not worry! All is well.

I hit?

On the contrary, the exercise was complete!

- Good morning! - Faster!

- Teacher! - What interests me?

- Where are you going, Armandino? - To see what they do!

- Do you agree, Miss? - Yes, it's okay!

- We'll have fun tonight. - Yup?

- We go to dinner first and then we ©­op?i! - It's good!

- What do I do? - She's in the shower, he's out to talk

... With her. He says he will go to dance, and then to his home.

And she wants it! Bastard!

I've have your say!

I ?n©­epenit! Help me!

- See you tonight! - Of Course!

- Honeydew! - I'm coming to get you!

- Goodbye! - On tonight!

Let us move the!

Give me one! Who left! damn it who invented it!

Today I show you some exercises! Let's start with the vertical bar!

To do an exercise on the bar, You must have a good grip.

Look so! One, two ...

Then continue with a ¨¬al! One, two ...

It is not difficult!

Ajuta©­i me!

- It is hard, I break your hands! - I got it from a statue.

This is a complete exercise!

This is true sport.

Football is for billionaires. Throw this ball .....

Mud baths ?©­i will do well!

Ciao, my treasure! Amelia! Take care of Carlo!

- To do every night ... - I was doing it every night!

Be quiet! You, come here!

Listen! I want to know where you are every day! My phone!

We have to keep in mind! We left the Seychelles!

Do not ui©­i to call! If not me, is Amelia.

Good trip! Ciao, baby! Straight ahead! Observe the walls!

Ciao, ciao!

And you come here! preparing immediately guest room!

- Female or male? - It is my business!

I immediately dressed suit And ....

- Monica? - Yes, who is it?

- I am! - You were, Strumolo!

Sorry, but tonight we can not go to dance!

My brother had a small accident.

MA you understand! Stay on once. I must go to him!

You need to take a painkiller, I can not!

- Here You Go! - Thank you much!

Here comes the most beautiful teacher in the world!

What're beautiful, good ?©­i endeavors! Where did you buy this?

- In Rome, the Albanians! - What you taste!

- Come, I have a bunch of What's new! - What What's new?

- ?©­i explain away. - What is it?

- We have a great evening! - Perfect!

We go to restaurant And clarified everything!

I wanted to have your say something!

- I allowed myself to pay your room! - Why did you pay me?

This is nothing! We ordered to bring your luggage to my house!

- At your home? - Yup!

My wife did not want to hear And told me:

Young lady teaches you English, must stay in our house.

- The lady said that? - Yup!

- Tell him to remain at the hotel! - No!

It's a race at 17.20, and another at 18.40!

- Race to 18.40 I agree! - There is one at 21!

- I find it better! - I'm going with this.

Cartridges!

What do you want?

- You want to work less? - I'm busy, I have school!

Mama mia, who is ...?

- Good evening! - I want a room with bathroom!

Do You Have?

Apartment 29, was released with little time ago!

Well, good luck number 29.

- We take you! - A leading me!

- No need! I luggage! - The key must be in the door!

I cleaned the room. Third floor!

Thank you!

- You do me a favor? - We talk tomorrow, today's late!

I want to do du¨¬ul joke! You saw how beautiful it is!

- It's not the first time! - Tonight, it's late!

- You pay an extra hour! - No!

- An hour and a half! - Two hours!

- Okay, go! - How to go? Let me go!

Get out!

- Hello! - Yup.

- Du¨¬ul no longer works! - Do you take the trouble!

- The installer is coming soon! - Faster, Please!

We stayed soap!

- Who is that? - The installer!

What speed!

- Where is the tube? - You're asking me?

So it is, I am fitter!

You do miracles?

That is nothing, I can do more!

- You and you go? - Always make shower after work!

My name Vere! What a pleasure!

Pleasure is all mine!

- What do you do? - There it is, is another!

Get In!

- What wishes? - I came to tell you ...

In English, please!

You're not in school! It is a disaster in my heart!

You must understand that I am your teacher!

I understand!

But I'm in love with you! Love you!

It is not true! You're a liar.

I try to cucere¨¬ti with lies!

First with du¨¬ul and then fainting.

You're a hypocrite and do not like! Now go!

Let's go! And the gentleman who comes every day, can stand!

Because that is rich. A little bit old, but rich!

Listen, little snake! I swore not to slap yourself!

Do not make me look!

If I am small snake, that is a Sea snake because it is my father!

Who Marconcini?

It's called Bolzoni! And it industrialist!

What gave me a false name?

So is wealth!

First is ?ngra¨¬?, then fear! You know that tell you?

Stay with your snake! I salute you!

... Gives you the appearance and vitality!

... Moisturizing Emulsion! New cream and foam ...

Get In!

Please go! This is no time!

- And last night? - I forgot it! Forget and you!

I do n't want! Let me! Help, help!

- Do not scream! If you want, go! - Leave it, you understand?

- I kill you! Poth not touch! - Who you are! What wishes!

La¨¬ule!

- What is going on? - What is it? A crazy?

Carlo!

What is wrong? How do you feel?

- He bullied? - Who?

- If you know how I suffer ... - Is the radio!

My poor ...

You hit?

- I'm fine, I PATH anything! - Waiting, where are you going?

- Drink a little water! - I passed!

Only I'm a hypocrite!

It seems to me ....

It seems to me that it was here!

That's it!

Behavior in our society!

I sent Cassio to come! I want to talk to him!

I cooled! Boredom z?p?ce¨¬te me!

- Borrow my handkerchief! - Health Care!

- Thank you, Professor! - You are welcome!

- When intestine .... - Destiny!

When destiny will enable entrusted to my wife!

- If he loses, or dispose ... - It will be a quarrel!

It will be because the Indians!

- What crap mean? - It will be because pigs!

- Glasses! - Glasses!

- I found! - I found!

- I wanted to tell you that I saw it! - Bring me the handkerchief!

- Desdemona is good! - So it is!

- Get out! A man so .... - Batista!

- Be good! Talk about my house! - Batista!

- You're a man for whole life! - Batista!

- Go and give him a! - Look handkerchief!

How are you, Professor? Going backstage!

Where are they? Here?

Excuse me, ma'am!

Excuse please, excellence!

Some of them are for the first time in this position!

But Desdemona is beautiful!

It is my niece!

Do not ui©­i, Petruzzeli!

You go and get stops in front of Desdemona!

And talk slowly ...

Join Now!

I can not control the force!

You have not gone? Get out on stage!

Damn ....

- Was led as a torpedo! - Watch the what I put on the soles!

- A think? - I think!

Poth be at rest, no I am not told me!

- What have your say? - He is unconscious!

- I do not even know. - What do not you know?

I had to be in bed. Do not know ...

I had to be in bed? Do not know.

- With her? - With it, or on it! What ...

- How do you want! - With it, over it. How you want!

- Give me one and me! - It says, and gives me a thousand!

Give me one!

S?ruta©­i yourself!

- Have you seen there on the ceiling? - What does the ceiling?

It requires repairs! There is a hole! Watch!

They kissed?

What the hell reads, Morlupo? Grand Hotel?

- How long show? - If you resist the audience! Half an hour!

Thank you!

Tomorrow kill me! Let me live tonight!

I decided. I do it now!

- It is time for prayer. - It's too late!

Hopefully it will be good!

Is death? What is? Dies, he dies?

- He choke! - A choke!

Where is the man unlucky?

If you ask Othello ... I'm here!

You're beautiful to death!

You must keep your eyes locked up!

If you're dead, You should not creep.

What that kiss ....

What do you do? Are you crazy?

- Carlo! - Sit down!

T?ce©­i! Cassio is my son!

Desdemona was not dead?

Students will learn more next year!

I hope you agree with us, excellence!

- On the phone, Mr. commenter! - Now?

You give me permission!

Vera! I'm sorry I disappeared so unpredictable! We had a lot of work.

Be quiet! I'm not here for you.

I came because you love Othello?

No, I like Iago!

Iago the dwarf?

Who're you think? Snow white?

Please leave! Armandino is very jealous!

- I will not ever look! - Snow White was a brunette!

- Hello, who is it? - I am Peppino!

All day I have been looking for! Where you been hiding?

- What happened? - You said to call!

- Where you are? - In Hawaii!

Hawaii?

- What you do there? - Get warm!

Thi give it your woman! Your ex-wife!

Come on, baby! That sucker is ... Your husband!

Okay, baby!

- Ricardo! - Hi, Cici!

Hi, honey! I wanted to get ad I arranged my lawyer

to handle my transfer to Part the capital of the firm. Have you gone mad? Want to ruina©­i me?

No, darling! I just want to divorce! Listen, love! Sorry, Ricardo! I want to tell you something! What do you think? A person class as Ileana will stay with you?

To walk and now with a car like that?

You will hear soon heard of me! I regained freedom!

If not billions Scotland you'll spend more time with us.

If you have good food can stay with you throughout life.

God!

Because you're the demon ...

- What happened? - You died!

- What? - You died!

I immediately went to Venice. I will carry with me these events.

What is going on?

- Are you crazy? - Move on, move!

Why do I always plesne¨¬ti?

That is a slap journalistic style!

You does not read newspapers?

I do not know that women's status changed? No objects available to you!

I decide, when you want!

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