Original subtitles

The Girls of Copacabana

For the artists! For the artists!

Thank you, Madam.

Juanita!

Juanita! Juanita!

Good day.

Hey!

Hello, Hans.

Hello, buddy.

Give me back my money! You're richer than I am.

So this is dad's birthday present, eh?

Yes, they delivered it to me this morning.

Your dad is very caring.

Wow! This car is full of gadgets! What is this one for?

Well this is useful, mostly when it rains.

Look at this one! Look! It's like eyes!

You'll let me drive it sometime, eh?

Forget about that. I won't ever let you.

- You seem very happy. - We've got it together...

What are you trying to say?

Your two wise friends, by singing and playing in the cold,

now have enough dough to go to Carnival in Rio!

It can't be...

Were you able to get money together for the trip?

You? The Latinos?

Youth Welcoming Centre of France

Are you just dropping me off, or are you coming upstairs?

I've dreamt of Brazil... of Rio all of my life, you know?

Oh paradise! The sun, dreamy beaches covered with palm trees,

the heat, the music...

Nice people, simple and relaxed...

And the most beautiful girls in the world!

Hot, volcanic, tender, submissive...

They don't even know what FLM is there.

What is FLM?

- The Feminine Liberation Movement. - I agree with them.

You don't have the slightest idea!

You'll get to Rio and they'll ask you out all the time...

They'll take you to all the best places for the weekend.

How do you know?

Malu, a friend of my father told me.

All that happened to him?

No, not to him. To his wife.

Anyway, I don't have a lot of money to go with.

Come on!

It's true.

But you have a cheque account and currency.

I don't have a penny.

Call your father. He's loaded! You can't say that he's not, Juan...

Come on man, you're going to miss out on the Carnival...

I can't! Really, I can't. Anyway, I'm here to work on my thesis.

Oh please!

- Yes, the Carnival in Rio! - Come on, Hans.

- Come on... - Call him.

Please...

I have to stay and study.

I like the snow... intellectual women, classical music, Beethoven.

Anyway, I have to do my thesis...

- Hans... - I'm going to work!

- Run! He's leaving! - I'm going.

Hans! Hans!

Hans, buddy... Could you leave me the keys to your place for a half hour?

I knew it!

That's why you wanted to come with me!

But Hans, you know that Juanita lives in a nun's school and I with my parents.

The only chance we'll have for a quickie is in your room.

OK.

- But only a half hour. - Thanks.

You're a good man.

Thirty-five minutes!

For your mother's sake, wait a while.

Don't bring my mother into this.

He's coming now...

Who, my mother?

Me, you idiot!

What's the matter? Are you afraid to see me naked now?

It disgusts me.

Thank you. How nice.

With all those things hanging down...

They didn't scare you before.

I was in the mood to make love then, but now I'm not.

Here. He's here.

- Who, my mother? - No, Hans, you idiot!

The three key elements in Voltaire's thinking...

Don't turn around...

I'm naked.

The three key elements in Voltaire's thinking are...

The three key elements in the thinking...

- You don't want to make love to me anymore? - Be quiet, Satan.

Anyway, we've had some good moments together.

I like you more than Juan.

He's not as romantic.

You're my best friend's girl.

You're like a sister to me.

But I met you first.

Maybe he's the one that betrayed you.

Leave me alone...

And come back later if you want to.

I'm going to miss you, my angel.

- Come! - No! Not yet.

I mean to say, come with us to Brazil.

No, woman. Not yet.

I can't anymore.

- Ten more beats and then strings begin. - Your strings piss me off.

One more beat! One more beat!

Bravo! That couldn't have been better.

Making love to you is marvelous.

I feel like I'm throwing myself into an orchestra.

And when I make love to you, I feel like I'm touching heaven with my hands.

You're so nice.

- I like being with you. - And with Juan too?

It's different...

You're sweeter, more kind, more handsome...

A bit obsessive with your music, but...

But it's great, isn't it?

To come at the same time that the spirit of the genius explodes!

- The music is also useful. - Useful?

This way, the guys from the other rooms don't hear your screams.

You swine!

Wait. I'll take you home.

Oh! Don't look!

Don't you think we should tell Juan?

No way! He's very jealous, he would kill us both.

Traitors!

- Juan, let me explain... - Get in the car!

- Don't do anything crazy! - Come on!

Don't be unreasonable!

Give me the keys, pig!

Get in! Let's go!

Hey!

It's fantastic!

Who's fantastic?

Your car! Do you see how I've managed to drive it?

Oh, it was just that?

You're not mad?

Mad? Me? Because you slept together?

The three of us are friends. I've known for a while.

- And you're not mad? - No.

- Not even a little bit? - Eh?

No, no. Not at all.

You son of a bitch!

That's all that this means to you?

I don't see what's so funny.

The three of us are friends. We love each other, right? We're very close.

Why can't we share love too?

Naturally. It's logical. We're like the three musketeers.

All for one and Juanita for the both of us!

Is Mr. Smid there?

This is the son of Mr. Smid. Can I speak with my father, please?

OK. Fine.

What do we do about the petition of the American bank regarding money transfers?

- I'll think about the answer. It can wait. - Yes, yes.

We have the response on the contracts of Sinai.

I think that a quick reply is necessary.

- Oh? - Put it through, man.

It's from Paris. Your son...

Hans?

Father...

Yes. It's me, Hans, yes.

I'm calling you because I need... I need...

Money, yes...

For what?

I want to go...

Where do you want to go? Where?

I want to go to various places to follow the life of Voltaire,

And visit various wise men...

Specialists of his work.

You don't have enough in your account?

No. I have to go very far.

Tell me how much you need.

Let's say three or three and a half thousand...

French francs?

Marks.

Eh?

Yes.

Look Hans, I'm going to New York right now.

Write to me, explaining everything.

But it's urgent.

Why?

I'm anxious to know and can't wait.

The works of Voltaire await me, but father...

He hung up.

Seven, seven hundred, twenty-five, four hundred,

Thirty-one, two hundred, twenty-two, eight hundred.

Hey, can't you do your counting at school?

Yes, pardon me.

Unless I come up with something...

Something genius.

Twenty-five.

You're bluffing. Fifty.

I'm all in.

Three of a kind.

Full house.

Four aces.

Damn it.

I'm not playing anymore.

OK. I now have...

my favorite recipe.

When are you going?

Next Tuesday.

Rio has the most beautiful and plentiful women!

They're the ones that score you on the beaches,

with their little thongs and wriggling hips.

Do you want to fucky, fucky, Mister?

That's the only reason you want to go?

That's not enough for you?

Women from the old school... Sweet, tender, submissive...

Do you want to or not?

No artistic, scientific, or ethnic interests?

Ethnic? Naturally, I want to meet another race to mix my hormones

with the hormones of the third world.

You sicken me.

Well, little Hans Smid is going to study.

Say hi to Voltaire for me!

You're not jealous, eh?

I told you all this so that you can work it out here, in the head.

Me jealous? What you're saying is perfectly normal.

I'm going to throw myself at all the guys with satin like skin,

that are like the tigers of the Brazilian jungle.

Do you think that you can take such a long flight?

I would do anything to go.

Truthfully, it's a promise.

And if your family calls you from home?

Tell them the truth. They'll understand.

Your mother would be proud of you, like I am, my little Juanita.

Are you going to walk to the bus?

Yes, Sister Teresa.

It's a very long and dangerous trip.

And what will you do at night?

I'll do what I can.

Be good.

And kiss the cloak of the Virgin Lourdes.

I will Sister, I promise.

Goodbye.

Go back inside, Sister. Go back inside!

Go back inside!

You frightened me! Why are you hiding like that?

I didn't think that I looked like such a vagabond.

Not really. Not with that look.

And what did you tell your family?

I told them goodbye. My mother and father were busy.

Doing what?

Fighting like always.

Let's take the metro to the next station.

I was told that the bus to the airport leaves from there.

Have you ever been on an aeroplane?

No, never. And you?

I have.

When I was three years old, with my grandfather.

If Hans knew about this, he'd laugh at us.

He'll never know about it.

Taxi to the airport, ladies and gentlemen.

Hello! Hello!

Get in, please.

You look very elegant, Bautista.

You're very kind to bring us.

Well,

We'll see you soon, man.

Don't forget about me too much.

Come on! Come on! Stop jabbering!

Let's go. Less romance!

I'll come with you.

No, don't bother. It's just right round the side.

You don't understand. I'm going with you, to Rio.

- Really? - Yes...

- Really? - You don't say...

That's awesome, Hans!

That's great!

But your ticket?

Just like yours. Parakeet Hotel.

- Parrot! - I bought it a week ago.

You son of a bitch, you deceived us.

I didn't want to go but I couldn't leave you both alone...

What would you do without me?

We're almost there.

Look, the Baia of Rio.

It looks so precious.

How marvelous.

Hans, look.

How's it going, girl?

This is beautiful, eh?

I'm a stranger from Paris.

France, you know?

How about you teach me about the Brazilian private life?

Do you want me to break your face?

Pardon me. They told me the women here were lovely and warm,

and when I saw you I said to myself we could hook up.

Wait!

Don't come yet!

I can't anymore!

Wait for the cadence of the violin. It will be magnificent!

How long until the cadence?

A few minutes. The larghetto is coming first.

The larghetto?

- Hold on! - It's too long!

Can't we fuck once during the larghetto and once during the violinetto?

Never before the strings part!

So tell them to play now, or else!

What a marvelous concert.

Keep walking...

Hey girl!

Can you teach me...

about the monuments of Rio? Do you want to?

Hey buddy.

What can I do for you?

Mr Smid, please.

315 please.

Mr Smid?

There's someone here asking for you.

It was the only vacant room, and there is only one bed.

You son of a bitch!

Now I can see why you threw me aside.

That's not true.

You're mistaken. The truth is when I got here, I put on some music...

the violin concert from Beethoven. I couldn't resist the urge.

- You know how I am about Beethoven. - Oh yes...

We were very quick so that we didn't make you wait.

Man, that's very good! Very nice!

- Only two times... - Don't tell me. Only two?

- That's great... - The andante and larghetto...

- Andante and larghetto eh? - And what have you been doing?

I went down five minutes later and you weren't there.

Well, I had my first Brazilian adventure.

Damn! How you take advantage of your time!

You have to have fun while you're young.

A marvelous girl...

Oh really? Tell us! Tell us!

She wanted me to stay with her all of her life.

I suppose that you refused...

No, not exactly. - Where were you?

In her house, of course!

A palace, man! A palace!

And seeing how there is only one bed here for three, I'm off.

Isn't it very comfortable though?

Yes, but I might bother you.

My problem is that...

I didn't want to have to sleep with the both of you in the same bed.

Why not? There's enough room for a regiment.

Yes, but...

The bed is frail,

and frankly, a threesome with the two of you, well...

What's the matter? You wouldn't want to?

It's not that.

I would like it very much...

Stop the tape!

Don't bother me with your music!

Stop arguing, boys!

I can't with that music!

I can't without music!

Hold on a moment. I have an idea!

The three essential elements of Voltaire's philosophy...

I can't get past this line.

The three essential elements of Voltaire's philosophy...

That's better... - Hello.

Hello. Hello...

Where was I?

The three essential elements of Voltaire's philosophy...

The three elements...

You are prohibited from studying during Carnival. Didn't you know?

Oh really? I didn't know that.

You're not studying anymore?

Didn't you say that it was prohibited?

Come here my handsome gringo...

I'm not a gringo. I'm German.

OK then, my little German.

Stupid music...

She is a beauty.

A real cutie.

So hot...

Hey!

Hi!

We know each other, right?

We've never seen each other in our lives...

It doesn't matter though. Let's go dance at Carnival.

Yes, let's go.

What are you doing?

It's wild music! Ritualistic!

We have to dance naked!

- But what are you doing? - What's the matter with you?

It's Carnival!

Are you crazy?

Leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

Stop it!

Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

Stop it!

Stay there or I'll jump!

Stay still, don't do anything crazy! We're on the 30th floor!

Be careful!

Don't move! Don't move!

- We'll lift you up. - Good.

- Are you better? - Yes...

Take this.

I don't want you begging for money around here.

Do you understand?

Hey listen!

Listen to me! I'm not begging!

Sometimes I can't play!

What do you know anyway?

- Man, a book about Voltaire! - Leave that now...

You told me that your father was a scholar of Voltaire...

He is, you'll see.

He could be here at any minute.

It's true, but why do you care?

But...

He could come in.

He's a modern man. He'll knock before he comes in.

He'll knock before he comes in your room.

You're right, my little treasure,

- Let's go to my room. Come on! - No, I have to work.

This girl takes after her father.

My father! Hans, a French student.

That's a very German name for a French, I think.

I came here because I am interested in Voltaire.

Voltaire?

You're good! Voltaire...

Have fun with Voltaire!

- What is he going to think about me? - What does it matter to you?

You fooled me at the beach. I thought that you were so nice.

What is that supposed to mean?

Listen, you wouldn't happen to have a good symphony by Beethoven?

Damn it!

If this continues,

I'm going to cut it off and feed it to the dogs.

I've gotten nothing!

There's Meley. Now she'll see.

Take your money.

I'm a tourist, not a beggar.

What's the matter?

Happiness! We are in a Carnival!

Carnival! Happiness!

Have you been to a Carnival?

I haven't, but I want to. Come on, let's go.

Or we can go somewhere else.

Do you live here alone?

This is where I work. Do you like it?

It's very beautiful, yes.

Very pretty, very pretty, yes.

I want to kiss you.

You're very handsome.

Would you like it if we had a festival?

Yes, I would like it.

- Like it...? - Yes...

Come, my child. I'm going to make you crazy!

Silence! Don't move! They're dangerous!

Yes.

Hello? Speak.

Of course.

I'm with a client. A very good guy.

That's right.

He's a Frenchman.

Of course he's going to pay me in francs. How do you want him to pay me?

He doesn't have a cent!

Goodbye, goodbye! I have to go.

You have to leave now.

I didn't tell you that I was a prostitute.

- And if my brothers come, - What?

- And you don't have 200 Francs... - A prostitute?

- You are? - Yes...

They're going to kill you. They're going to kill you! Let's go!

Me?

- Come on! Let's go! Quickly! Come on! - Yes... Yes? They're going to kill me?

Come on. Let's go.

I like you very much and I'm not going to charge you.

But I want to see you again.

Yes, don't worry. I'll look for you some other time!

Goodbye!

A little Frenchman.

Princess...

Come give me a hug!

- Bye boys! - Bye baby!

Let's go!

I'll be right there.

- Hi! - Hi.

Listen!

Juanita...

- Good day, Miss. - Good day.

Fascists!

Goodbye my little treasure, my king, my man!

Hey...my little treasure!

But... You're still here?

Yes! Of course! I love this sidewalk!

The breathing is very good, clean!

And besides, what the fuck do you want me to do?

Where is Juanita?

She just got here with three sleazeballs!

Let go. Did they go up with her?

No. Fortunately, they left.

Wait here. I'm going to find a way for you to get in.

One moment.

- Good day, Sir. - Good day.

Come on. Hurry!

Mr. Smid! One moment.

I'm sorry, but you're not allowed visitors before 9.

Visitors? I don't see anyone...

Pardon me, but I saw you come in with someone behind you.

That was me that came in twice. It's a habit that I have.

Two times, hmm?

Hmm...hmm.

- Oh baby! - Darling!

- Baby! - Come here, Daddy!

Baby!

Juan! Juan, don't leave me alone!

- Where are you? - Oh baby, come here!

- Come here! - Come here!

No! You're not here on time... No!

Tough luck! You have to keep playing with yourself a little longer!

No...

Excuse us...

Good evening.

Good evening.

- Hi. - Hi.

Did you both have fun?

Yes! Very much! I discussed Voltaire with the girl from the beach.

She's very intelligent.

And very well informed.

Well informed, he says! And with a ghostly ass!

Shut up! You're so vulgar!

And you?

I've been with a very nice looking woman. You wouldn't believe it!

The whore from the beach?

A whore? She's a great chick who works for her whole family. An angel!

Did you sleep with her?

Of course. Two hours without stopping for a second! 500 bucks!

What?

I meant to say that I would fuck her 500 times...

Are you going to see her again?

No, I don't think so. She's very busy.

Her time is very precious, you know...

What filth!

Everything on the floor!

Latinos are such savages!

- Leave me alone! - What a fright!

All men are sons of bitches!

Didn't you have enough with those other girls?

What's the matter?

You're jealous, eh?

Jealous?

Screw the both of you!

I've had three guys to myself.

Yeah, and now you only have two!

I know that it bothers you, but don't get so pissed, honey.

Come on, calm down. Tell your good friends all of your problems, my little cutie.

I went to go and dance with them...

the thirtieth floor or something like that.

We got...

We got naked.

Because of what we were doing, I had to jump from the balcony.

I was hanging from the edge, completely naked.

They saved my life, understand?

No, not very well. What happened after that?

What do you think would happen, when somebody saves your life?

Oh, so you had to show him some gratitude then, right?

Yes.

And I feel so embarrassed.

What are you both going to think of me now?

Hi baby!

Do you want a drink?

A little glass?

- Here with us? - I don't drink alcohol.

It doesn't matter...

We have... - Oh yes?

Other things!

Come on, baby!

- No, no, please no... - Come on, baby!

- Leave me alone. I'm sick! - Cutie! Come here!

- No! Please, leave me alone! - Darling! Sexy boy! Darling!

- I'm too tired, really... please. - Darling!

Just out of curiosity, you wouldn't happen to have a Beethoven record?

Heumir Rodriguez Fonseca?

Executive Hydraulic Engineering Specialist.

We say that the three essential elements of...

- Hello. - Hello, man!

Are you starting to get interested in culture?

- It's very boring... - Boring? Voltaire?

I've been waiting for two hours to go to dinner with you!

You're right. Something unexpected came up.

Really?

I met up with some strange people and...

I can see that you have as well.

They're the ones that want to find me.

Excuse me.

Yes?

Yes, yes...

Yes, very interesting...I agree.

Stupendous!

Goodbye.

You don't want to go out with your friends?

It's pretty much only you that wants to go out with your friends!

It's Lia, the girl from the beach.

Her father is a specialist on Voltaire.

I want to get to know him... talk to him, that's all.

I have to hurry! He's coming to get me in fifteen minutes.

Good! Good!

Very good! Very good!

Be more free!

Very good! You're moving well! Very good!

You look good!

Put them up!

Let's go and sit down. I wasn't made for this!

So soon! He's a newbie!

I'm beat...

You're not too strong for your age... We haven't made love in over 24 hours.

- If only I could tell you... - Is there another woman in your life?

That would be too simple.

I want to go with your father and study Voltaire's work.

As soon as he gets drunk he calls my daughter Voltaire!

- Come here, Juanita... - Come here, beautiful.

Son of a bitch!

- Leave me alone! - Come here, my beautiful Juanita!

Leave me alone!

Relax...

Leave me alone! Let me go!

Leave me alone...

My uncle! This house is his! He's come home early!

Let's go! Quickly! He'll kill me.

Shit!

Where could that shoe have gone?

Damn it!

I don't see it...

Thank you...

Who are you?

Where are the others?

Which other ones?

Roger, Milton...

Heumir, and the owner of the house.

I think that they all left, abandoning the spoils of war on the battlefield.

Why did they leave?

Because of my sudden arrival.

Are you the police?

No. I'm the owner of the house.

I cannot thank my stupid nephew enough,

for stealing the house keys to bring you to my home with his stupid friends!

Despite the disaster?

I think that I'm going to leave everything as it is,

to remind me of you.

Thank you, that's very kind.

Here is my card.

If you need anything, whatever it may be,

If you're feeling down or by some chance you simply want to see me,

...I'm at your service.

Don't hesitate to call me.

Promise me that you will.

Alone at last.

I need to urgently find the room of that person.

Only the names are written here.

That's a big problem.

We're sure that he is still in Rio de Janeiro.

Further, you understand that I cannot...

What do you mean, you cannot do it?

We belong to the German Secret Service.

Only with a Brazilian police order...

It's the same, it's the same. Now I know what we can do.

- Good night. - Goodnight, sir and madam.

Good evening.

Has the lady returned?

Yes, sir.

Are there many Germans here? Tourists?

Those two were...police.

- Police? - Yes. They were looking for someone...

A matter of embezzlement of funds.

- And, did they just get here? - No, they just left.

And, pardon me... Have they found the thief?

They're on his trail, at the very least.

On the trail...

Very good.

Very good.

Beethoven's here tonight!

Father,

if upon your return,

from New York,

you've discovered,

that I gave your employee,

a bad check,

to pay...to pay

for my study trip,

don't...

take actions... don't take actions against me.

Forgive me. Hans.

After today, I'll be yours, all yours!

I thought that you'd forgotten about me.

I didn't forget. I have a good memory.

I like you very much...

Most of all, without brothers, eh?

They were furious, but now they're OK.

They're at the house.

They don't miss me then?

Do you miss your little black girl?

What do you call me? Mesley? It's very beautiful.

Mesley is a very beautiful thing, like you.

I've thought a lot about you.

I love you.

I love you very much, too.

Why don't we get married. A wedding.

Wedding?

Man, a wedding...

That way, my little brothers will leave me in peace.

If we get married, everything will be legal.

Don't you want to keep me forever?

Yes my love, but aren't you too young to be getting married?

I'm already 18 years old. We would be so happy...

With my little sons.

What are you talking about?

I have two little sons...

One white one like you, and one black one like me.

How funny...

Moors and Christians.

Do you really want us to get married?

I'm always serious. I'm not going to be a prostitute anymore.

Only one man, my dear Juan.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

- Good night. - Good night.

Nice ride.

This is nothing. I have four more!

I have four more... give me a break!

She's a snob!

She also has crooked legs!

- Rio is marvelous. - You are marvelous!

Don't ever do that again!

What's the matter?

I've already told you, I'm in love!

I don't care! I'm not jealous!

I'm also going to get married!

What are you saying?

What are you talking about, Juan?

Just some bullshit.

I'm going to get married...

That's all.

Have you gone mad?

No! I am an honorable man, and I am in love with a marvelous but ill-fated girl!

You sound like all the old stories...

So what? I'm not the one that wrote them.

Of course.

One for all and Juanita for the two of you!

Traitor!

It was just childhood games! I've matured!

I'm going to go with Rosa, and I'm going to work for her and her kids!

She's got two kids! Oh, she must be ancient!

An old woman.

- Yes, 17 years old. - How precocious!

- Do you plan to take her to Paris? - Yes!

- With the kids? - Of course!

And what about dough?

Well, I hope that you can help me.

Me? Help you destroy your life? And myself with you, like an idiot?

Selfish! You just don't want to let me borrow the dough, that's it!

You can take it however you want,

but you'll thank me in the future for having stopped you from being an idiot!

Someone your age with a wife and two kids...

I'm getting off.

I don't want to hang out with sons of bitches like you!

Are you coming or are you staying with this scoundrel?

- I don't know... - Oh, I see. See you never!

Poor Juan!

Him, eh? What about me?

He is very much in love, and love is sacred!

Like the cowshit in India is also sacred!

- You don't really think that, do you? - Shut up woman.

Yeah, shut your mouth! We're talking about serious things! Understand?

I'm the unfortunate one,

cos I've done everything for him, cos I'm his friend...both of your friends...

You're both selfish! You don't even care if Juan ruins his life with that bitch!

- And if he's happy that way? - You're both crazy!

Maybe!

But I prefer to deal with the craziness of that bitch,

than to think that you only have neutrons for a heart!

You have the right to talk to me like that?

I came to Rio because I love you both, and I get bored without you,

and I didn't want to leave you both alone in this adventure.

And you don't even know how much trouble I got in to come with you and help you,

even though I know that our friendship is shit!

If my father didn't have any money, you wouldn't be friends with a geek!

You've got a complex!

- I do not! - Imbecile! Jerk! Goodbye!

Juan!

Juan! Wait for me!

Hey!

It's alright. They'll come back, you'll see.

You don't know them, and neither do I.

- Here. - Thank you, Miss.

Can you open Mr. Smid's room?

We'll give you a good tip.

Yes, Madam.

Oh, here.

Thank you very much.

I'll make you forget about those guys, my love.

I don't know...

Shall we go to your room?

This is funny...

I find it boring, but it doesn't matter.

- Boring, Beethoven? - Come here!

Allow me, sir.

Get my suitcases.

- I can't do it. - Men are so clumsy!

My shirt...

That one is OK.

What was that?

Fleas in the carpet...

Come to me...

Go away!

Open the door Hans! It's your father!

Let's go! Hurry!

Let's go! Run!

Get over there! That's it! Nice and quiet cutie, quiet...

Hello Father!

What... what a pleasant surprise!

I can imagine. That's what I was intending.

Why are you dressed like that?

I was going to take a shower.

How are you?

- I'm happy to see you. - A shower?

It's very hot here...

I need to take many showers a day.

So do it, then!

We'll have plenty of time to talk.

Yes...

It seems that the sofa is not happy with my weight.

Hans!

Hans, what's the matter?

Nothing. I always scream before I take a shower.

Good.

You've screamed already.

Take your shower then.

No. I'll do it later. I don't want to leave you alone.

So tell me Hans,

- What are you doing? - Can't you see? Singing.

Are you sure you're feeling ok?

Better than ever, I think, yes...

Tell me father, how was your trip? How did you get here?

How do you think? By plane!

I see...and where were you flying from?

- From Munich! - Oh Munich, beautiful city!

Ah...you were never that funny...

But...

My voice is good now.

Hans, what's the matter with you?

What's the matter with you, Hans?

Nothing, nothing. Don't worry.

Tell me Father, what brings you here?

I received your telegram and I didn't understand anything.

You were coming to Rio to work... I couldn't believe it.

So, I decided to visit some good clients here and come to talk to you.

Excellent!

Let's go out and about first, though.

The streets here are full of life. They have... I don't know.

Excuse me. I'll get dressed quickly and I'll be right with you.

What's the matter now?

Hans!

Nothing...

I just remembered that I hate the streets. Let's stay here, yes...

Ah yes...

Let's get more comfortable. More comfortable...

No! No! No!

No, let's go to the bed. The bed is more comfortable.

- Yes, let's go. Let's go. - But, the bed?

What's wrong with you, Hans?

Nothing! Sometimes I feel like braying and kicking. It's a complex, you know?

There, there, Father...

Sit down. There's nothing like a bed to rest upon.

How your throat clears when you scream!

Do you have a handkerchief?

Of course! How could I not. I mean...No...no...

What?

I threw them all out the window in a fit of rage. You know how I am.

You work too much, my son. You work too much...

Yes, it's true. I don't have enough hours in the day.

Yes... Do you have a handkerchief in your pocket?

No, don't touch it!

- Why? - Because it's dirty.

- It's also not pretty. - I don't care!

- Give it to me! - Leave it alone!

It's a pair of panties.

Panties?

What, what is this?

It's a slip.

Who's slip is this?

Mine.

You put this on... You put this on?

It's the latest fashion.

Excuse me a moment... l'm going to open the door. I'll be right back!

Hello.

I forgot this before.

Hello, Juan.

I forgot this before.

My son!

Who are those two?

My best friends...

I'd hate to see it if they were your enemies.

What is this?

- What happened to you? - Darling...

- Are you OK, Hans? - Daddy...

Darling...

My king...

Poor baby!

- Are you OK? - Poor thing!

Juanita! Juanit...

Juanita!

You were going to leave without saying anything to me?

You want me to say something? Idiot!

What's the matter? Do you agree with him?

Yes! He's right,

because I suppose that you're still going to marry that whore?

Yes, that's how it's going to be. I'm going to stay here and work.

Do you want to stay here with me?

Do you know that our return flight is leaving tomorrow?

So soon?

What do you mean so soon? It's been five days since we got here!

Time flies...

Anyway, I will stay. And you?

Me?

What do you care?

I wish you all the happiness in the world. See you never!

Juanita...

Juanita!

Carlos!

Perfect timing! It's like you fell out of heaven!

Fortunately, my fall has been a lot shorter.

But undouhtedly, it has been heaven that has put me here...in front of you.

Yes Carlos, and you can also invite me to go eat!

I'm so hungry I could bite anything!

Life is marvelous!

I don't know what you think is so extraordinary about it.

Well, everything...

The little birds, the view, the sun...

Nothing...interests me...

I suppose that when you drink that mouthwash,

it's difficult to be optimistic.

Bravo, my son. I am very proud of you.

Very proud!

- What? You are proud of me? - You had me worried about you...

So much time in France,

so many studies, so much intellect, that's how many fags get started!

Did you think that I...

This happens even in the best families...

but now I am sure that you're not. Yesterday's scene has proven me wrong!

It reminded me of the old days, when I was your age.

You also had a lot of girlfriends?

Oh, I was a normal kid!

I still am!

You probably think that I'm a... How do you say it?

A mummy.

I can introduce you to many young girls that don't think the same as you!

That's a good one!

Now...

Enough with the worries! You're young, handsome, and rich.

Take advantage of life, you'll have time for your studies later.

But I lost my two best friends.

Without them... Without them, I'm nothing.

Are they the ones that hit you yesterday?

They seem very nice.

We will have to look for them.

It's too late.

He's going to get married here,

and Juanita...should be on her way to France, alone.

Why are they mad at you?

It's my fault.

I was tough on them...

Unfair,

especially with Juanita.

Now that she's not here...

I know that she's the girl I love most in the world.

I adore Europe.

Those old monuments, the Parthenon,

Notre Dame...Bocule,

and all of the glorious ruins!

The Escorial,

the Valley of the Fallen,

This fish is delicious!

Wow!

It must have cost you a fortune!

Much less than what you're worth.

It has cost me much less than what your happiness can give me.

Much less...

- Do you want to marry me? - What?

Do you want to marry me?

How beautiful!

Marry you?

Yes.

Marry you?

What do you think?

Why not?

Hans, you're better!

Yes much better, I'm the happiest of all the unfortunate men.

Hello, sir.

Come. Come with me. I have to talk to this man.

Come on! Come with me!

Hello, how are you?

You know my son, right?

Yes, I've been spying on him...

What do you have to tell me?

These are the reports that you asked for...

Juanita Martinez is still in Rio,

in the house of the executive Carlos Martin Frey de Acosta,

and they are living together.

She's...his girlfriend.

The other individual, Juan Turan...

He's living in a hotel, a foul hotel...

The Hotel Madrid.

They call it that because it is such a dangerous place.

It's a refuge for petty criminals and he shares his room with two foreign men.

They might be...how can I say?

They might be lovers.

I was with his girlfriend, Rosa Monteiro...

A prostitute with two sons and two brothers who pimp her out.

She wanted to marry Juan, thinking that he was very rich, you know?

I gave her 2000 dollars like you instructed,

and she went to Baia, loving life.

I think that I've completed your orders, is that right?

Hi buddy.

- You're a scumbag! - A scumbag? I didn't have to come.

I don't speak with your kind.

One of you doesn't help me, the other steals my girlfriend!

Rich people!

Have you heard what happened?

She didn't love you very much, then.

Maybe...but that son of a bitch didn't know that!

Maybe...he did it for your own good.

An altruist, no? Leave me alone!

I'm not talking to you anymore. Look at this.

Read this!

His Excellency, Carlos Martin Frey de Acosta has the pleasure of inviting you,

to his introduction party for his fianc�, M. Juanita Martinez...

Don't talk to me anymore!

- Hello. Everything OK? - Everything's good.

- How are you? - Well, thank you.

Bad boy...

Your attention for a moment...

Your attention for a moment please.

I want to tell you all about some very important news for me.

My dear friends, let me introduce to all of you Ms Juanita, my fianc�.

I would like to announce our upcoming wedding.

- Stop! Stop! - Let me through!

You cannot pass!

This marriage is not possible!

She's already married!

She's married? To whom?

To us!

Sons of bitches! Leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

Come on!

Come on! Get in! Come on!

Juanita!

Juanita!

Where have you gone? Juanita!

For the artists.

Yes, here you go.

Thank you.

For the artists.

No. I don't have anything.

Don't you worry.

Go ahead.

Look.

Me?

He's calling us.

- What does that fat man want? - I don't know.

- Let's go with him. - Me?

Let's go.

It's you.

It's you.

Hi.

Let me introduce you to my father.

Juanita...

- Pleased to meet you. - Hi.

- And Juan, my best friend. - Sir...

I understand your reaction.

When I was your age I found myself in a similar situation,

and my godfather, who was Spanish,

he took me away from her.

My hand...

I love you!

I love you both!

To the airport! We don't have much time.

All for one,

and Juanita for both of us!

And nothing for me?

On a weekend once in a while...Why not?

I didn't know that your godfather was Spanish.

Don't be silly, it's a lie, but...

You know how patriotic they can be!

You're so funny!

Not always. I don't have the time!

Oh...shit!

I've never missed a plane in my life,

but I suppose there's a first time for everything!

Subtitles proofed and timed by suckmysound for CG ;)