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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,434 --> 00:00:02,103 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:05,306 SUSAN TRACKED DOWN THE WIFE OF THE MAN SHE HELPED BURY 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:07,441 AND TRIED TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 4 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:09,210 I THINK YOU ADDED AN EXTRA ZERO. 5 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:10,478 I WANNA DO SOMETHING TO HELP. 6 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:14,215 LYNETTE ADJUSTED TO LIFE WITHOUT TOM. 7 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:15,383 LOTS OF THINGS LIKE THIS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN. 8 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,385 I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO FIX THEM. 9 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:20,421 MIKE STOPPED BEN FROM MAKING A MISTAKE... 10 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,490 ARE YOU CRAZY? WHO IS THIS GUY? 11 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,358 SORRY, PAL, THE DEAL'S OFF. HE'S NOT TAKING YOUR MONEY. 12 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:27,495 THEN TOLD HIM SOMETHING HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT RENEE. 13 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,330 IF SHE DIVORCED A CRICKET PLAYER, 14 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,465 I MIGHT RECOGNIZE THE NAME. IF SHE DIVORCED A CRICKET PLAYER, 15 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:34,235 SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN $12 MILLION. 16 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,304 AND BREE'S FALLING OUT WITH HER FRIENDS 17 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,240 (man) CAN I BUY YOU ANOTHER DRINK? 18 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,409 YOU CAN BUY ME BREAKFAST. 19 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:46,414 (Mary Alice) BREE VAN DE KAMP 20 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:51,419 HAD ALWAYS ENJOYED A STERLING REPUTATION. 21 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:55,289 SHE WAS KNOWN FOR BEING KIND TO STRANGERS 22 00:00:55,323 --> 00:01:01,362 AND FOR GREETING THEM WITH A WARM WELCOME. 23 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:07,301 SHE MADE SURE EVERY GUEST FELT COMFORTABLE 24 00:01:07,335 --> 00:01:12,240 AND THAT NO PART OF HER HOME WAS OFF-LIMITS. 25 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:17,378 SHE NEVER HAD THE HEART TO TURN ANYONE AWAY, 26 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:22,183 BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY GUESTS SHE WAS HOSTING 27 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:25,453 OR HOW LATE SHE WAS ENTERTAINING, 28 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:30,258 HER GENEROSITY KNEW NO BOUNDS. 29 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,359 THAT WAS AMAZING. 30 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:32,393 IT WAS NICE. 31 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,163 (panting) AND UNEXPECTED. 32 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,165 MM. 33 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:40,168 AN HOUR AGO, WHEN I OFFERED TO BUY YOU THAT GLASS OF WINE, 34 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,270 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A GOOD INVESTMENT IT WOULD BE. 35 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:45,206 I DON'T WASTE ANY TIME... 36 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:47,308 (whispers) WHEN I SEE SOMETHING I LIKE. 37 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:48,309 DECISIVE. 38 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,410 HMM. 39 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,282 (alarm ringing) 40 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,350 GET OUT. 41 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:57,251 WHAT? 42 00:01:57,285 --> 00:02:01,422 AHEM. I MEAN... (chuckles) IT'S TIME TO GO. 43 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:06,227 UH... IT'S--IT'S-- IT'S 4:00 IN THE MORNING. 44 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,296 YEAH, AND MY NEIGHBOR, KAREN McCLUSKEY, 45 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:09,930 STARTS HER DAY AT 5:00 WITH A POT OF COFFEE 46 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:10,931 AND A SEAT NEAR HER FRONT WINDOW. 47 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,267 THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE 48 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:14,268 WITHOUT HER NOTICING. 49 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:16,370 WHO CARES IF SHE NOTICES? 50 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:19,207 I DO. I HAVE A CERTAIN REPUTATION ON THIS STREET, 51 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:23,211 AND I DON'T WANT TO BECOME THE SUBJECT OF IDLE GOSSIP. 52 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,213 NOW COME ON. 53 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:31,219 WELL, UH... THANKS AGAIN. THIS--THIS WAS TERRIFIC. 54 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,953 AH, YES, HERE ARE YOUR PANTS. 55 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:36,924 THANKS. UH, REALLY LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 56 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,959 AW, THAT'S SWEET. DON'T FORGET YOUR JACKET. 57 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,229 IT'S QUITE CHILLY OUT TONIGHT. 58 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,264 MM. 59 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,233 I'M SERIOUS. LET'S DO THIS AGAIN. 60 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,968 HOW ABOUT FRIDAY? 61 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,237 OH, I'M AFRAID I'M BUSY. 62 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:50,938 THURSDAY OR WEDNESDAY? 63 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,907 CAN I AT LEAST GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER 64 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,976 OR YOUR LAST NAME? 65 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,246 (sighs) YOU SEEM LIKE A GOOD PERSON, 66 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,380 SO I'M GONNA BE HONEST. 67 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:02,316 I HAVE NO INTEREST IN HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. 68 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,985 WHY NOT? 69 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,987 BECAUSE I AM PAST THE POINT IN MY LIFE 70 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,356 WHERE I HOPE EVERY DATE WILL FLOWER 71 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:10,924 INTO A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP. 72 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,059 I HAVE HAD HUSBANDS AND BOYFRIENDS, 73 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,328 AND THEY'VE BROUGHT ME NOTHING BUT HEARTBREAK AND PAIN. 74 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:19,933 SO NOW ALL I WANT IS A BODY IN MY BED AT NIGHT, BRIEFLY. 75 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:22,303 SO THAT'S IT? YOU'RE JUST GONNA KICK ME OUT? 76 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:26,374 I AM SO SORRY. WHERE ARE MY MANNERS? 77 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:32,880 YES, BREE HAD ALWAYS ENJOYED A STERLING REPUTATION... 78 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,283 IT WAS LOVELY HAVING SEX WITH YOU. 79 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,351 HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY. 80 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:44,625 AND SHE SAW NO REASON THAT SHOULD CHANGE. 81 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:57,971 AND SHE SAW NO REASON THAT SHOULD CHANGE. 82 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,974 IN THE LIFE OF EVERY HOUSEWIFE, 83 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:05,846 THERE COMES A TIME FOR RENOVATION... 84 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:12,320 WHEN AN EAGER CHILD LEARNS A NEW SKILL... 85 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:19,960 WHEN A ROMANTIC EVENING BECOMES AN UNSIGHTLY MESS... 86 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:27,067 OR WHEN A DINNER PARTY COMES TO AN UNEXPECTED END. 87 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:32,005 BUT SOMETIMES THE ONLY THING THAT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED... 88 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:35,876 IS A MEMORY. 89 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,347 SO BASICALLY I WANT A WHOLE NEW LOOK-- 90 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,849 NEW FURNITURE, NEW PAINT, YOU NAME IT. 91 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,851 SO WE CAN GET RID OF EVERYTHING, 92 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,919 INCLUDING THE VIRGIN MARY AND HER KID? 93 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,956 AH. NO, NO, NO, NO. MY FAITH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 94 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,024 NAME THREE APOSTLES. 95 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,862 OKAY, FINE. MOVE IT TO THE GUEST ROOM. 96 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,964 HEY, CAN YOU GUYS GET THIS ALL DONE IN TWO WEEKS? 97 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,066 PROBABLY. WHY THE RUSH? 98 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,901 THAT'S WHEN CARLOS IS DONE WITH REHAB. 99 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,035 I DON'T WANT HIM COMING BACK INTO THE ROOM. 100 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:02,870 IT JUST FREAKS HIM OUT. 101 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,806 WHY WOULD THIS ROOM FREAK HIM OUT? 102 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:10,878 'CAUSE IT WAS WHERE CELIA WAS CONCEIVED, 103 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:14,848 AND FRANKLY, THAT KID'S BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. (chuckles) 104 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,950 UH, SO, LYNETTE, IS TOM BACK FROM PARIS? 105 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,052 NOT YET. JANE ARRANGED FOR THEM... 106 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,788 (imitates British accent) TO POP OVER TO LONDON 107 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,855 FOR A COUPLE DAYS. 108 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,023 (sighs) THAT SLUT. 109 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,958 I'M SORRY. NO, NO, NO. 110 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:25,859 I MEAN, YEAH, SHE'S A SLUT, 111 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:29,863 BUT I'M DONE FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF. 112 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,899 IT'S THE KICK IN THE PANTS I NEED TO START DATING AGAIN. 113 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,835 GOOD FOR YOU. YEAH, IT'S A BIG STEP. 114 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:36,937 I KNOW, WHICH IS WHY I'M HOPING YOU TWO MIGHT KNOW SOMEONE 115 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,840 YOU COULD SET ME UP WITH. 116 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,811 UH, SURE. WE WILL THINK ABOUT IT. 117 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:44,978 WHAT WAS THAT? 118 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,947 WHAT WAS WHAT? 119 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,816 WHAT WAS THAT LOOK THING YOU JUST DID? 120 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:52,753 OH. THERE IT IS. YOU DID IT AGAIN. 121 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:56,056 IT... LYNETTE, YOU'RE A WONDERFUL PERSON. 122 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,959 YOU ARE STRONG AND SEXY AND SMART, 123 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:02,896 SO... FIXING YOU UP WOULD BE A BIT OF A CHALLENGE. 124 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:03,964 WHY? 125 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:08,836 WELL... BECAUSE YOU'RE SO UNIQUE. 126 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,904 SUCH AN ORIGINAL. 127 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:15,008 FEISTY AND SO CERTAIN OF WHAT YOU BELIEVE. 128 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,778 STOP TRYING TO MAKE ALL THOSE SOUND LIKE COMPLIMENTS. 129 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,813 YOU'RE BASICALLY TELLING ME I'M A BITCH. 130 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,852 (gasps) OH, MY GOD! 131 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:28,789 (sighs) WE'RE JUST SAYING IT TAKES A CERTAIN KIND OF MAN 132 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,958 TO APPRECIATE ALL YOU HAVE TO OFFER. 133 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,793 PREFERABLY ONE WITH A HIDE LIKE A RHINO 134 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,796 AND THE FIGHTING SPIRIT OF A BABY HARP SEAL. 135 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,798 OKAY, SO WE'RE DONE SUGARCOATING? 136 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,768 OKAY, LOOK, I'VE MET ME. 137 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,803 I KNOW I CAN COME ON A LITTLE STRONG, 138 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,738 BUT I HAVE TO BELIEVE THERE'S A GUY OUT THERE SOMEWHERE 139 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,940 THAT FINDS THAT APPEALING. 140 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:52,713 AND... YOU TWO ARE GONNA HELP ME FIND THAT GUY. 141 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,715 OHH, FINE. YOU WIN. 142 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:59,753 YOU ALWAYS DO, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO... FEISTY. 143 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:05,759 (knock on door) 144 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:06,760 (knocking continues) 145 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,729 (gasps) OH, MY GOD. 146 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:09,997 AAH! OH, MY GOD! 147 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,966 WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?! DIDN'T THE ALARM GO OFF? 148 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,736 YEAH, AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING. I SHUT IT OFF. 149 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,805 NO, THAT'S WHEN YOU LEAVE. THAT'S WHEN ALL THE MEN LEAVE. 150 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:18,806 IT'S THE RULE. 151 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:19,740 (pounding on door) 152 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,709 OKAY, I'LL GET RID OF WHOEVER'S KNOCKING, 153 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,944 AND YOU CAN SNEAK OUT THE BACK. STAY PUT. 154 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,846 YEAH, BUT I HAVE-- SHH! 155 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,748 (whispers) AND DON'T MOVE. 156 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:31,785 KAREN, HI. 157 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:32,953 TH-THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME. 158 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,988 I AM SO ANGRY, I COULD SPIT. 159 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,825 YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME, BREE. 160 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:38,959 WITH WHAT? 161 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,761 THE CHURCH BAKE SALE. 162 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,764 EVERYONE KNOWS I MAKE THE LEMON BARS, 163 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,734 BUT THIS YEAR, HELEN SIMPSON SAYS SHE'S MAKING THEM, TOO, 164 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:50,704 AND I CAN'T COMPETE WITH HER. SHE USES REAL LEMONS. 165 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:51,972 AND WHAT DO YOU USE? 166 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,875 I'M ON A FIXED INCOME, OKAY? 167 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,944 (gasps) OH, GOD! 168 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:04,718 (sighs) I MEAN... THAT MUST BE SO HARD FOR YOU. 169 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:05,753 YOU'RE THE HEAD OF THE WOMEN'S AUXILIARY. 170 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:06,887 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 171 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,924 HAVE YOU CONSIDERED COVERING YOUR LEMONS? 172 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:11,759 WHAT? 173 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:14,928 I-I MEAN, YOU HAVE LEMON BARS COVERED, 174 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:17,898 SO I'M GONNA ASK HELEN TO MAKE BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE. 175 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:18,932 OKAY, THANKS. 176 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,768 NOW OFF YOU GO. 177 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,704 I WILL. I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE NAKED GUY BEHIND ME 178 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:26,740 TO FINISH GETTING DRESSED. 179 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,943 SORRY. COULDN'T WAIT. 180 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:32,880 I'VE GOT A MEETING. HAVE YOU SEEN MY PANTS? 181 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,982 UH, YOU LEFT THEM ON THE KITCHEN ISLAND. 182 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,825 DON'T GIVE ME THE JUDGMENTAL EYEBROW. 183 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,827 HE IS A DEAR OLD FRIEND OF MINE 184 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,696 VISITING FROM OUT OF TOWN. 185 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:49,930 SEE YOU LATER, DAN. 186 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,699 DON. HI. 187 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,667 JUST GO. 188 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,805 NOW CAN I GIVE YOU THE EYEBROW? 189 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:01,709 FINE. I MET HIM LAST NIGHT AT MURRAY'S. 190 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,711 MY CAR BROKE DOWN, AND I-- 191 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,746 I WENT INSIDE TO WAIT FOR A TOW TRUCK. 192 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,848 AND HOW ABOUT THE GUY I SAW LEAVING THE OTHER MORNING? 193 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,917 MY GOD. WHAT TIME ARE YOU GETTING UP? 194 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,653 CAUGHT THAT ONE ON THE WAY TO THE CAN. 195 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,622 WHAT IS GOING ON, BREE? 196 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,691 YOU DON'T SEEM... YOURSELF LATELY. 197 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,927 I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE. 198 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:27,735 OKAY. WHATEVER YOU SAY. 199 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,709 (sighs) 200 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,911 COME ON. 201 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,780 WHAT IS YOUR BIG SURPRISE? 202 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,749 JUST A FEW MORE FEET. 203 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,651 BECAUSE IF IT'S A 3-WAY, I GOTTA WARN YOU, 204 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:44,885 THAT'S HOW I MET MY EX-HUSBAND. 205 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:48,722 UH, NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 206 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:51,659 YOUR FISH. 207 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:52,726 YOU'RE GETTING RID OF IT? 208 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,728 WELL, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HATE IT. 209 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,664 WELL, IT MEANT SO MUCH TO YOU... 210 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,866 FOR SOME STUPID-ASS REASON YOU ONCE EXPLAINED TO ME. 211 00:09:58,899 --> 00:09:59,733 YEAH. 212 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,869 BRUCE AND I HAD SOME GOOD TIMES TOGETHER. 213 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,737 BUT YOU AND I HAVE BEEN HAVING OUR SHARE, TOO, 214 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,774 AND, UH, YOU KNOW, IF I HAVE TO PICK ONE OF YOU 215 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,643 FOR THE LONG HAUL, WELL... 216 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:12,813 THE LONG HAUL? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 217 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,848 I'M TRYING TO SAY... 218 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:17,851 I WANT YOU TO COME TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 219 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:20,854 AH. SOUNDED LIKE THERE WAS MORE TO IT THAN THAT. 220 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,690 WELL, MAYBE THERE IS, 221 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,693 BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO COME TO DINNER TO FIND OUT. 222 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:28,662 SOUNDS INTRIGUING. 223 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:29,863 WE'RE NOT HAVING SWORDFISH, ARE WE? 224 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:33,734 (cell phone rings) 225 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,435 (sighs) WORK. 226 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,804 I WILL BE UPSTAIRS. 227 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,672 MM-HMM. 228 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,742 KEEP IT SHORT. 229 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:46,747 (beep) 230 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,849 HEY, CARL. WHAT'S UP? 231 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:52,385 NO, NO, DON'T SEND OUT THE LAYOFF NOTICES. 232 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,755 WE'LL MAKE PAYROLL. I'VE GOT THIS COVERED. 233 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,825 NO, NOT THE BANK. 234 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:01,795 I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING ELSE. 235 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,463 (whirring) 236 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,799 (pounding on door) 237 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,736 (turns off vacuum cleaner) 238 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:10,804 CLAUDIA. 239 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:11,839 WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND? 240 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,874 (gasps) 241 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,844 (pounding) 242 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,848 OH, HEY, I'M SORRY. THE DOOR SLIPPED. 243 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,450 WHOA. OKAY. I JUST VACUUMED, SO IF YOU COULD-- 244 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,418 RAMON! 245 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,453 RAMON! 246 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:29,389 HE ISN'T HERE. H-HOW DID YOU FIND ME? 247 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,590 YOUR ADDRESS WAS ON THE CHECK, GENIUS. 248 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:34,361 WHEN I FIND YOU, I'M GONNA WRING YOUR NECK LIKE A CHICKEN! 249 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,831 YOU SEEM A LITTLE TENSE. DO-- DO YOU WANT SOME HERBAL TEA? 250 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,800 I WANT MY HUSBAND! 251 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,803 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW WHERE HE IS? 252 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,772 YOU TOLD MY DAUGHTER HE WAS NEVER COMING BACK. 253 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,507 YOU THINK IT'S THAT EASY TO STEAL MY MAN, BITCH? 254 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:51,411 WAIT. YOU THINK THAT I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH RAMON? 255 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,780 DID HE GIVE THESE TO YOU? 256 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:56,483 NO! NO! THESE ARE FROM MY HUSBAND. 257 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,786 SO YOU'RE CHEATING ON YOUR HUSBAND, TOO. YOU WHORE. 258 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,488 OKAY, LOOK, I SWEAR THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY 259 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,792 I COULD BE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR HUSBAND. TRUST ME. 260 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,393 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE LYING. 261 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,428 AND YOU WANNA SEE WHAT I DO TO LIARS? 262 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:12,365 HEY, MOM. WHO'S THAT? 263 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,466 (whispers) PLEASE DON'T. 264 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,405 YOU'RE THE HOME WRECKER, NOT ME. 265 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,407 BUT THIS ISN'T OVER. 266 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,811 (door slams) 267 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,349 (sighs) 268 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,025 I WANNA GET TO THE CARPET STORE BEFORE IT CLOSES. 269 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,092 OH, RELAX. IT'S A BLOCK AWAY. 270 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,227 JUST NEED TO CONFIRM MY APPOINTMENT. 271 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,163 HI. MAKING SURE I'M STILL ON WITH FRANK 272 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,198 2:00 THURSDAY, AND REMINDING YOU WHAT HAPPENED 273 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:48,035 THE LAST TIME YOU SCREWED UP MY APPOINTMENT. 274 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,237 SHE HASN'T FORGOTTEN, RENEE. NONE OF US HAVE. 275 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,439 (laughs) HELLO. MWAH. MWAH. 276 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,108 HOW ARE YOU? THIS IS MY FRIEND LYNETTE. 277 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,176 HI. 278 00:12:56,209 --> 00:13:00,047 WOW. WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY DOING YOU? 279 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,150 ACTUALLY... 280 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,185 NOBODY. MY HUSBAND AND I ARE SEPARATED, 281 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,387 AND HE JUST TOOK HIS GIRLFRIEND TO LONDON AND-- 282 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,222 HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAIR. 283 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,425 (gasps) OH, OF COURSE YOU WERE. 284 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,094 (chuckles) 285 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,064 I'M GONNA MEET YOU AT THE CARPET STORE. 286 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,166 SERIOUSLY, YOUR HAIR IS AMAZING. 287 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,101 ANY CHANCE YOU'D EVER LET ME STYLE YOU? 288 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,203 UH, WELL, I'VE BEEN GOING TO GUSTAVE ON MAIN FOR YEARS. 289 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,405 I'D FEEL LIKE I WAS CHEATING ON HIM. 290 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,408 WELL, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW. 291 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,377 (chuckles) 292 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,412 YEAH, BUT... 293 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:35,048 GUSTAVE IS JEALOUS AND FRENCH, 294 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,050 AND I WOULDN'T WANT THIS ENDING UP 295 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,053 A PISTOLS-AT-DAWN KIND OF THING. 296 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:43,023 LOYALTY. JUST MAKES ME WANT YOU MORE. 297 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,959 ALL RIGHT. STOP SNIFFING EACH OTHER. 298 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,128 I NEED A BOTTLE OF CONDITIONER. 299 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,196 COMING RIGHT UP. 300 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,101 (lowered voice) WELL, HE SEEMS GREAT. 301 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,036 WHY DON'T YOU SET ME UP WITH HIM? 302 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,138 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 303 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,107 WHY NOT? YOU SAW HE WAS FLIRTING. 304 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,374 WELL, NO, HE'S NOT RIGHT FOR YOU. 305 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,976 HE JUST GOT DIVORCED, 306 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,045 AND HE'S NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS. 307 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,246 NEITHER AM I. IT'S PERFECT. 308 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,049 HONEY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO ON YOUR FIRST DATE IN 20 YEARS. 309 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,985 I REALLY DON'T WANNA SEE YOU GET HURT. 310 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,022 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'M FEISTY, REMEMBER? 311 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,990 NO. 312 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,993 DON'T MAKE ME USE THE BABY VOICE. 313 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,962 OH, NOT THE BABY VOICE. 314 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:22,963 (baby voice) PWEASE. 315 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,933 I EVEN HATE WHEN BABIES USE THE BABY VOICE. 316 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:32,039 PWEASE, WENEE, HELP WYNETTE DATE THE BIG, SEXY HAIR DWESSER. 317 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,073 PWEASE. OKAY, OKAY. 318 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,075 OKAY. OH, THANKS. 319 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,944 HI. (chuckles) 320 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,379 LOOK, LYNETTE MAY BE LOYAL TO HER HAIRDRESSER, 321 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,148 BUT SHE IS SINGLE. 322 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,950 SO MAYBE THE TWO OF-- 323 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,953 I'D LOVE TO. HOW ABOUT TONIGHT? 324 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,187 SOUNDS GREAT. 325 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,023 LEAVE YOUR NUMBER WITH LINDA. I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M DONE. 326 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,125 GREAT. THANK YOU. 327 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,999 TO THANK YOU, I WILL NEVER AGAIN DO THE BABY VOICE. 328 00:14:59,032 --> 00:14:59,967 AN, I APPRECIATE IT. 329 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,969 (imitates British accent) BUT I'VE STILL GOT 330 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:02,970 THE BRITISH ONE. 331 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,339 PIP, PIP, CHEERIO, JOLLY OL' CRUMPETS AND TEA, 332 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,341 LET'S GO. TA-TA. 333 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,146 (sighs) 334 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,121 OH, MY GOD. 335 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,996 OH, MY GOD! 336 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,000 WHY CAN'T WE WALK TO THE BUS BY OURSELVES? 337 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,134 ALL OF OUR FRIENDS DO. 338 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,004 I'M NOT TRUSTING YOU WITH CELIA. REMEMBER YOUR GERBIL? 339 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,138 I WAS YOUNGER THEN. 340 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:42,009 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PARACHUTE YET. 341 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,076 OKAY, FINE. GO. 342 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,077 SERIOUSLY? 343 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,745 YEAH. WALK, RUN. WHATEVER. 344 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,081 QUICK, BEFORE SHE CHANGES HER MIND! 345 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,027 SUSAN! 346 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,062 ...AND THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED TO FLY TO OKLAHOMA CITY 347 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,296 AND VISIT THEM. 348 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,664 UNBELIEVABLE. 349 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,699 AND I OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T HAVE $1,000 CASH, 350 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,035 SO I HAD TO WRITE A CHECK. 351 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,037 WITH YOUR ADDRESS ON IT. PERFECT. 352 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,772 AND I WAS HOPING THAT WHEN SHE CALMED DOWN, 353 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,675 SHE WOULD REALIZE WE WEREN'T HAVING AN AFFAIR. 354 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,044 APPARENTLY NOT. 355 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,678 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD GO TO HIS FAMILY. 356 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,647 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 357 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,050 I FELT SO GUILTY. OH, IT WAS EATING ME UP. 358 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,684 THE GUILT AGAIN? 359 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:25,652 YOU FEEL GUILTY, SO YOU ASSAULT A COP. 360 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,055 YOU FEEL GUILTY, SO YOU PAINT THE MURDER SCENE. 361 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,756 YOU FEEL GUILTY, SO YOU GO TO HIS HOUSE? 362 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,691 WHEN IS THIS GONNA END? 363 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,694 I JUST NEEDED TO MAKE SURE THEY WERE OKAY. 364 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:35,762 YOU KNOW, THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 365 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,297 SUSAN, WE WERE IN THE CLEAR. 366 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,732 THERE WAS NOBODY WHO COULD CONNECT HIM TO US, 367 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,701 AND THEN YOU HAD TO GO TELL HIS WIFE-- 368 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,770 NO, NO, NO, HIS WIDOW-- 369 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,073 HE WAS NEVER COMING BACK. 370 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,640 (papers rustling) 371 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,809 I DIDN'T TELL CLAUDIA. I TOLD MARISA. 372 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,778 WHO THE HELL IS MARISA? 373 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,281 HIS 15-YEAR-OLD STEPDAUGHTER. 374 00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,752 WAIT. YOU TALKED TO HER? 375 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,757 DO YOU THINK HE WAS... 376 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,666 WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW? DID SHE TELL YOU? 377 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,673 SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO. 378 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:25,678 I'VE ONLY SEEN THAT LOOK IN SOMEONE'S EYES ONCE BEFORE-- 379 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,680 YOURS. 380 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,820 (sighs) 381 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,655 DO YOU THINK SHE'S TOLD HER MOTHER? 382 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:40,627 IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE SHE TOLD ANYONE. 383 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,632 SHE NEEDS TO. 384 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:49,636 KEEPING A SECRET LIKE THAT-- IT JUST... TEARS YOU UP. 385 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,774 I'M SO SORRY. I... 386 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:58,845 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS ONE. 387 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,585 I DO. 388 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,754 CALL CLAUDIA AND TELL HER I WANNA TALK TO HER. 389 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,724 WHO DO I SAY YOU ARE? 390 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,796 THE WOMAN'S WHO GONNA TELL HER THE TRUTH ABOUT HER HUSBAND. 391 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,541 (piano playing, indistinct conversations) 392 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,378 SO... WHAT'S YOUR FEELING ON CARPACCIO? 393 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,479 MY FEELING IS I'D LIKE TO BE LOCKED 394 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:36,416 INSIDE A ROOM MADE OF CARPACCIO AND EAT MY WAY OUT. 395 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,550 (both chuckle) 396 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,586 I AM SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 397 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,421 MY EX NEVER LET ME ORDER ANYTHING RAW 398 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,590 WITHOUT GIVING ME A LECTURE ABOUT THE DANGERS OF E. coli. 399 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,525 UGH. SEXY. 400 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,527 (chuckles) 401 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,629 I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT HER. 402 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,498 NO, IT'S NICE TO HEAR 403 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,500 ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S MARRIAGE PROBLEMS FOR A CHANGE. 404 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,434 OH, THERE WAS NO PROBLEM, 405 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,470 AS LONG AS WE DID EVERYTHING EXACTLY HER WAY. 406 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,339 AH. 407 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,408 "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR SOMEBODY ELSE? 408 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,376 WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR OWN SALON?" 409 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,478 I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE FRUSTRATING. 410 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,483 ALTHOUGH... 411 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,384 I SUPPOSE SOMEONE COULD ARGUE 412 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,553 THAT SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU. 413 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:17,390 HELP ME? BY MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A FAILURE ALL THE TIME? 414 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:21,328 YEAH, THAT IS PRETTY AWFUL. 415 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,329 ALTHOUGH... 416 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:27,400 MAYBE SHE MEANT IT AS A MOTIVATIONAL TECHNIQUE. 417 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,302 SO YOU AGREE WITH HER? 418 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,304 I AM JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND 419 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,439 WHAT SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN THINKING. 420 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:36,309 I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANNA BE A STYLIST FOREVER, RIGHT? 421 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,444 WHY NOT? 422 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,446 (chuckles) BECAUSE... 423 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,481 WHO WANTS TO BE CUTTING HAIR WHEN THEY'RE 60? 424 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,516 I MEAN, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE CHECKING IN ON YOUR OWN SALON 425 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,518 FROM A BEACH IN BALI? 426 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,587 I LIKE CUTTING HAIR. 427 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,590 THEN THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS. 428 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,329 ALTHOUGH... 429 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:02,335 MY GOODNESS, YOU CERTAINLY DO WORK OUT. 430 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,405 I JUST LOVE A MAN WITH A FIRM BICEP. 431 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,574 YOU WANT TO FEEL MINE? 432 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,377 REVEREND SYKES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 433 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,579 THE MORE PERTINENT QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 434 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,316 WELL... AS YOU ALWAYS SAY, 435 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,484 THERE'S NO POINT IN PREACHING TO THE CHOIR. 436 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,352 YOU'VE GOTTA GO OUT INTO THE WORLD 437 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,522 AND... TRY TO SET THE YOUTH ON A DIFFERENT PATH. 438 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,392 I THINK YOUR PATH SHOULD TAKE YOU ELSEWHERE, 439 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,559 PERHAPS TO ONE OF THOSE LADIES 440 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:29,296 NOT SO BURDENED DOWN WITH CLOTHING. 441 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,367 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT YOU MUST THINK. 442 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:38,305 OH, WHAT I THINK IS, AS KAREN McCLUSKEY PUT IT, 443 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,273 "YOU'RE BACK ON THE YAHOO JUICE." 444 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,408 OH, THAT'S NOT MINE. 445 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,277 SOME POOR SOUL WHO WAS HERE BEFORE ME MUST HAVE LEFT IT. 446 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:57,490 I SUPPOSE I HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF TO SLIP BACK INTO SOME... 447 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:58,525 OLD HABITS. 448 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,059 WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, 449 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,528 TO KEEP YOU FROM SLIPPING ANY FURTHER, 450 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:05,332 SO GATHER UP YOUR THINGS AND LET'S GO. 451 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,500 YOU MUST BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME. 452 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,502 IT'S ALL RIGHT, BREE. I'VE BEEN YOUR PASTOR FOR YEARS, 453 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:11,438 AND YOU'RE THE MOST PROPER AND APPROPRIATE WOMAN 454 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,039 I'VE EVER COME ACROSS. 455 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,341 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TEMPORARY LAPSE 456 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:18,077 AND NOT WHO YOU TRULY ARE. 457 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,414 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? EXCUSE ME? 458 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,451 HOW CAN YOU SAY WHO I TRULY AM WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF? 459 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,454 WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LATER. NOW COME ON. FOLLOW ME. 460 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,088 BUT I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR YEARS, 461 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,058 AND I AM STILL TERRIBLY LOST. 462 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:34,060 I NEED TO FIND OUT WHO I REALLY AM, 463 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:39,031 AND I THINK... MAYBE THE PLACE I NEED TO SEARCH IS RIGHT HERE. 464 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:44,036 YOU DO REALIZE, IF YOU CONTINUE TO DO THIS, 465 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,006 I CAN NO LONGER LET YOU LEAD THE WOMEN'S AUXILIARY. 466 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,510 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. THE BAKE SALE IS THIS SUNDAY. 467 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,512 IT WOULD BE A DISASTER WITHOUT ME. 468 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:56,048 I'M LOOKING AT A MUCH BIGGER DISASTER RIGHT HERE. 469 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,084 NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING CRUEL. 470 00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,420 THAT'S NOT VERY MINISTERIAL OF YOU. 471 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,088 I DIDN'T ONLY COME HERE AS YOUR MINISTER. 472 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,124 I ALSO CAME AS YOUR FRIEND. 473 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,395 BUT CLEARLY, YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN EITHER RIGHT NOW. 474 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:19,238 SO AS YOU CAN SEE, 475 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:22,409 WITHIN TWO YEARS OF OPENING THE SALON, 476 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:25,044 YOU WILL HAVE AMORTIZED ALL THE START-UP COSTS. 477 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,446 UH, WE ARE NOT READY YET. 478 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,147 AT THAT POINT, THERE'S NO REASON 479 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,116 YOU COULDN'T CONSISTENTLY TURN A PROFIT. 480 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,118 OH, MY GOD. 481 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:33,986 CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? 482 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,423 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. FROM WHAT RENEE TELLS ME, 483 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,124 PEOPLE GO TO THE SALON BECAUSE OF YOU, 484 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,427 AND YET HALF THAT MONEY-- YOUR MONEY-- 485 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,028 IS GOING TO THE OWNER. 486 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,431 SERIOUSLY, THIS IS MAKING MY STOMACH HURT. 487 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:46,433 COULD IT BE 'CAUSE YOU'RE SCARED? 488 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:49,436 HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME. 489 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:52,171 I KNOW. I KNOW. IT'S JUST... WE'VE SPENT AN HOUR 490 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,974 COMING UP WITH A PERFECTLY REASONABLE 5-YEAR PLAN, 491 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,043 AND IT JUST MAKES YOUR STOMACH HURT. 492 00:22:57,076 --> 00:23:00,447 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD A 5-YEAR PLAN? STALIN. 493 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:09,188 OKAY. OH, I'M SORRY I SAID ANYTHING. 494 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,957 (sighs) 495 00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,959 YOU'RE HAPPY WHERE YOU ARE. THAT'S GREAT. 496 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:15,027 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING AVERAGE. 497 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,129 I AM NOT AVERAGE. 498 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:19,466 I'M SORRY. ADEQUATE, SETTLED, COMFORTABLE. 499 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:20,967 WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. 500 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,134 WHY DON'T WE JUST ORDER? 501 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,470 GOOD IDEA. 502 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,109 OH, THE SALMON LOOKS GOOD. 503 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:33,045 AT A STEAKHOUSE? 504 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,147 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SURE IT'S PERFECTLY ADEQUATE-- 505 00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:37,016 SETTLED, COMFORTABLE. 506 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,957 I DON'T KNOW WHAT BEN HAS UP HIS SLEEVE, 507 00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,158 BUT IT'S GONNA BE A SPECIAL NIGHT, 508 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:50,162 SO I REALLY WANNA LOOK GREAT. 509 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,998 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 510 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:54,200 HOW WAS YOUR, UH, BIG DATE WITH LYNETTE? 511 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:57,136 AH! (chuckles) LITTLE TIGHT. 512 00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,105 SORRY. OH. 513 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,140 THE DATE WAS INTERESTING. 514 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:04,143 I REALLY OWE YOU ONE. 515 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,946 (gasps) 516 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:08,114 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR? 517 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:15,054 FRANK WAS THE ONE GUY IN THIS PODUNK TOWN 518 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,189 WHO KNEW HOW TO RELAX A BLACK WOMAN'S HAIR. 519 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:20,192 NOW I LOOK LIKE AN EXTRA FROM "FOXY BROWN." 520 00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:23,095 AND THANKS TO YOU, OUR RELATIONSHIP IS RUINED. 521 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,064 WAIT. FRANK DID THAT? 522 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,166 I HAD NO IDEA OUR DATE WAS THAT BAD. 523 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,167 OH, REALLY? 524 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,137 DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT GIVE HIM A 5-YEAR PLAN 525 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,005 ON A COCKTAIL NAPKIN?! 526 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:36,108 WELL, I MAY HAVE MADE A FEW CONSTRUCTIVE SUGGESTIONS, 527 00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,177 BUT ONLY BECAUSE I SAW POTENTIAL IN THE GUY. 528 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,047 HE COULD REALLY BE SOMETHING. 529 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,950 HE IS SOMETHING, AND HE LIKES WHO HE IS. 530 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,152 HE DOESN'T NEED YOU TELLING HIM THAT IT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 531 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:49,055 I AM NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE FOR TRYING TO HELP THE GUY. 532 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:51,090 IF HE CAN'T HANDLE IT, THAT'S HIS PROBLEM. 533 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,125 AH, I SEE. 534 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:56,095 SO IT'S HIS FAULT YOU TRIED TO CONTROL HIM? 535 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:59,899 JUST LIKE IT WAS TOM'S FAULT YOU TRIED TO CONTROL HIM? 536 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:03,903 WHAT DID BOTH OF THOSE GUYS HAVE IN COMMON? 537 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:07,006 OH, WAIT. GIVE ME A SECOND. UH, I'LL THINK OF IT. 538 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:07,907 I'D SAY PUT ON A THINKING CAP, 539 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:10,042 BUT I DON'T THINK THERE'S ONE BIG ENOUGH. 540 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:12,011 WELL, AT LEAST I CAN COVER UP THIS MESS. 541 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:14,180 THAT ONE IS GONNA TAKE A HELL OF A LOT MORE WORK. 542 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:20,019 (door opens and closes) 543 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,923 COME ON. TAKE OFF THE SCARF. 544 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:24,924 (chuckles) HOW BAD COULD IT BE? 545 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:29,896 YOU'D BE SURPRISED. I LOOK LIKE A BOTTLE BRUSH. 546 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:31,998 SO WHAT'S THE BIG OCCASION HERE? 547 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:35,034 FIRST, A TOAST. 548 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,003 TO THE WOMAN WHO CAME ROARING INTO MY LIFE 549 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,137 LIKE A ONE-EYED WOMBAT. 550 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,040 UH, IT'S A GOOD THING. 551 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,075 A FORCE WHO MAKES EACH DAY 552 00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:46,045 MORE EXCITING AND SURPRISING THAN THE LAST. 553 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,980 (clink) 554 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,918 (swallows) AHH. MMM. 555 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,120 NOW... I REALIZE IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW MONTHS, 556 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:57,023 BUT, UH... 557 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,892 I FOUND MYSELF FALLING FOR YOU, RENEE. 558 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:06,132 AND, UH... I KNOW A KEEPER WHEN I SEE ONE. 559 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:08,868 OH, BEN. 560 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:09,869 (glass clatters) 561 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:10,937 YOU LIKE IT? 562 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:13,039 I LOVE IT. YEAH? 563 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,975 IT'S JUST... IT'S SO FAST. 564 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,910 WELL, IF YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR TIME, I UNDER-- 565 00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:20,112 NO, NO, I DON'T NEED TO TAKE MY TIME. YES! 566 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,848 I'LL MARRY YOU! 567 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,082 (both laugh) 568 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:25,084 OHH. 569 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:29,121 YOU HAVE MADE ME SO HAPPY. 570 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:33,960 OHH. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME. 571 00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:36,963 WHEN MY... MARRIAGE ENDED, 572 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,130 I FELT SO BETRAYED. 573 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:41,133 I DECIDED I WOULD NEVER TRUST ANYONE AGAIN. 574 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:44,103 (voice breaking) AND THEN YOU CAME ALONG. 575 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:47,039 (sighs) 576 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,975 I JUST FEEL SO SAFE WITH YOU 577 00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:51,911 IN A WAY THAT I'VE NEVER FELT BEFORE. 578 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:56,115 AND I KNOW THAT... 579 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:59,886 IN MY HEART THIS IS RIGHT. 580 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:04,123 (sighs) 581 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,093 I CAN'T DO THIS. 582 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,029 WHAT? 583 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,998 JUST FORGET I SAID ANYTHING, OKAY? 584 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,000 FORGET YOU ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU? 585 00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,101 WHAT? GIVE ME THE RING. 586 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,970 YOU DON'T WANNA MARRY ME, RENEE. I'M AN AWFUL PERSON. 587 00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:20,072 YOU'RE AN AMAZING PERSON. 588 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:21,874 NOW SLIDE IT ON RIGHT THERE. 589 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:22,975 I CAN'T. WHY? 590 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:24,877 WHAT IS GOING ON? 591 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:27,046 OH, GOD. YOU'RE GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS. 592 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:33,920 I'M HAVING SOME FINANCIAL PROBLEMS, 593 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:35,955 AND... 594 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:39,892 I GUESS I THOUGHT IF WE POOLED OUR RESOURCES, THAT... OH. 595 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:43,095 YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME FOR MY MONEY? 596 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:45,064 I KNOW. 597 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:46,933 I'M SORRY. 598 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:52,004 WOW. 599 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,974 (sighs) 600 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,043 LOOK, RENEE... 601 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,914 I MEANT EVERY WORD I SAID. 602 00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,783 I DO LOVE YOU. 603 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:09,021 THERE'S REALLY NO WAY FOR ME TO KNOW THAT NOW, IS THERE? 604 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,835 (sighs heavily) 605 00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:33,846 HI, CLAUDIA. 606 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,882 I'M GABY. THANKS FOR COMING. 607 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:38,050 YEAH. THIS ONE SAID YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME? 608 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,886 WHAT ABOUT? 609 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,991 WE SHOULD GO INSIDE. 610 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:50,029 YOU'RE NOT COMING? NO. 611 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,931 I'M--I'M GONNA WAIT OUT HERE. 612 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:56,068 I THINK YOU TWO COULD PROBABLY USE SOME PRIVACY. 613 00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:09,982 IT'S NOT USUALLY THIS MESSY IN HERE. WE'RE REDECORATING. 614 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:11,884 EXCUSE ME, MRS. SOLIS? DO YOU HAVE A SECOND? 615 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:13,019 WHAT--WHAT IS THAT? 616 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,891 RED WINE. NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY. 617 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,827 WE WERE PLAYING... SMASH-THE-BOTTLE, 618 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:21,994 WHICH IS A TERRIBLE GAME. 619 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:24,030 OKAY. UH, WE'RE TAKING LUNCH. 620 00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:26,833 JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HEADS-UP BEFORE WE REPLACE IT. 621 00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:30,903 GREAT! GREAT. DON'T NEED ANY REMINDERS OF THAT CRAZY NIGHT. 622 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,572 (sighs) CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? 623 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,541 NO. YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING HERE. 624 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:36,843 WHERE'S RAMON? 625 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:40,046 WELL... HOW TO START THIS... 626 00:29:43,049 --> 00:29:46,853 FIRST OF ALL, THE MAN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR-- 627 00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:48,888 HIS REAL NAME IS ALEJANDRO PEREZ. 628 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,857 WHAT? 629 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,925 NO, IT'S NOT. 630 00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:54,994 TRUST ME. 631 00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:57,029 I KNEW HIM BEFORE HE EVER MET YOU. 632 00:29:58,965 --> 00:29:59,966 HOW? 633 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:03,569 HE WAS MY STEPFATHER. 634 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:11,043 HI. 635 00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:14,881 YOU OKAY? 636 00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,883 I JUST WANT ALL THIS TO BE OVER. 637 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,518 ME, TOO. 638 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,620 BUT IT'S NEVER GOING TO END. 639 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:25,992 SHE WON'T STOP LOOKING FOR HIM. SHE STILL LOVES HIM. 640 00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:29,528 SO YOU DIDN'T TELL HER? 641 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,530 NO WAY. 642 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:32,965 SHE WOULD NEVER BELIEVE ME. 643 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:36,002 DID YOU TELL ANYONE? 644 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,571 NO. 645 00:30:39,605 --> 00:30:43,976 MARISA, I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND 646 00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:45,912 WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH. 647 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:48,547 BUT I HAVE A FRIEND WHO WENT THROUGH THE SAME THING, 648 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:53,986 AND SHE SAID THAT AS AWFUL AS IT WAS, 649 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:58,557 KEEPING THE SECRET ONLY MAKES IT WORSE. 650 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:04,663 SO IF HE LEFT YOU AND YOUR MOM, 651 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,934 CHANGED HIS NAME, STARTED A WHOLE NEW LIFE, 652 00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:09,601 WHY'D HE COME BACK TO SEE YOU? 653 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:13,639 I HAD VISITED MY HOMETOWN. I SAID SOME THINGS ABOUT HIM. 654 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,607 HE HEARD, AND HE WANTED ME TO STOP. 655 00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:17,543 WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 656 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:19,478 (sighs) 657 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:20,947 LOOK, THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME-- 658 00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:22,614 WHAT KIND OF THINGS? 659 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:26,618 WHEN I WAS 15, HE MOLESTED ME. 660 00:31:28,654 --> 00:31:29,956 (scoffs) 661 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,960 (scoffs) 662 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,962 YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT? 663 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:38,965 I WAS A VIRGIN, AND HE HURT ME. 664 00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:40,532 LIAR. 665 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:41,968 CLAUDIA. 666 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,470 I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR. 667 00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:45,704 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU AND YOUR FRIEND DID. 668 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,573 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HUSBAND. 669 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:49,675 ALL I KNOW IS EVERYTHING I'M BEING TOLD IS A LIE. 670 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:52,478 IT'S NOT! HE WAS A CHILD MOLESTER. 671 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:55,614 SHUT UP! YOU CAN MAKE IT SOUND AS BAD AS YOU WANT. 672 00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:57,649 YOU CAN TELL ALL THE DISGUSTING LIES YOU CAN THINK OF. 673 00:31:57,683 --> 00:32:00,486 I WILL NEVER BELIEVE YOU. 674 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:01,988 (Marisa, voice breaking) THEN BELIEVE ME. 675 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,692 WHAT? 676 00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:11,497 I WAS TOO SCARED TO TELL YOU. 677 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,465 I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM. 678 00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:15,567 (voice breaking) OH, MY GOD. 679 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:16,668 ARE YOU SAYING... 680 00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,704 I KEPT THINKING IT WOULD STOP. 681 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:20,706 (crying) 682 00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:24,610 NO. (crying) NO. 683 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:27,513 (both sobbing) 684 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:28,547 NOT MY BABY. 685 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,549 NO. 686 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,651 (sobbing) 687 00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,520 NO. 688 00:32:45,097 --> 00:32:47,699 IT IS ALL MY FAULT. 689 00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:50,636 (sighs) 690 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,737 COME IN. 691 00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:57,609 YOU WERE RIGHT. 692 00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,578 ALL THOSE YEARS, I THOUGHT I PUSHED TOM 693 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,580 BECAUSE HE NEEDED ME TO. 694 00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:02,748 WELL, HE DID. 695 00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:04,750 NO, HE DIDN'T, AND THAT GUY WASN'T TOM. 696 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:07,053 HE WAS JUST A PERFECTLY LOVELY GUY, 697 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:08,754 PERFECTLY CONTENT WITH HIS LIFE 698 00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:11,623 UNTIL HURRICANE LYNETTE HIT HIM. 699 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:13,659 AT LEAST YOU RECOGNIZE IT. 700 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,627 THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT'S THE FIRST STEP. 701 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:18,064 MM, CAN I TELL YOU THE TRUTH? THERE WAS A PART OF ME 702 00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:21,067 THAT RECOGNIZED IT THE WHOLE TIME. 703 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:23,802 A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD TELLING ME, 704 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:26,772 "YOU LIKE THIS GUY, AND YOU'RE DRIVING HIM NUTS. STOP." 705 00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:29,641 BUT I COULDN'T. 706 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:32,711 WHAT IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I CAN'T STOP? 707 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:36,082 WHAT IF THIS IS WHO I AM? 708 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:40,586 REMEMBER IN COLLEGE YOU USED TO BITE YOUR NAILS? 709 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:41,720 YOU STOPPED THAT. 710 00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:44,656 YEAH, BY TAKING UP SMOKING. 711 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,692 REMEMBER HOW YOU QUIT SMOKING? 712 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:48,627 YOGA. 713 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:49,761 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU MORE RELAXED 714 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,697 THAN WHEN YOU WERE TAKING THOSE CLASSES. 715 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,632 I DON'T KNOW. 716 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:54,800 ALL I'M SAYING IS 717 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,636 YOU ARE THE MOST DETERMINED PERSON I KNOW. 718 00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:59,605 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. 719 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:00,639 I JUST WANNA BE DIFFERENT. 720 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:05,644 I'M SICK OF BEING THIS HYPERCRITICAL NUT JOB. 721 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:08,614 IT'LL GET BETTER. 722 00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:10,716 TRUST ME. AND SO WILL DATING. 723 00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:12,718 YOU WILL FIND SOMEBODY. 724 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:16,688 I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 725 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:19,591 I MEAN, HELL, IF YOU FOUND BEN... 726 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,763 I'M JOKING. I'M JOKING. 727 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,532 UM... (sighs) 728 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,634 BEN AND I... 729 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,736 (sighs) 730 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:32,571 IT'S OVER. 731 00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:34,773 OH. 732 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,642 (sighs) 733 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:47,653 HEY. 734 00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:50,189 SO THAT'S WHERE THE TOUGH GUY LIVES, HUH? 735 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:53,892 CAN WE JUST DO OUR BUSINESS, PLEASE? 736 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:58,764 YOU PAY EVERY WEEK, EVERYONE'S HAPPY. 737 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:00,866 YOU MISS ONE, IT'LL COST YOU. 738 00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:03,169 YOU MISS TWO... 739 00:35:03,169 --> 00:35:04,770 YOU DON'T WANNA MISS TWO. 740 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:06,172 DON'T WORRY. (latches click) 741 00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:07,773 I JUST HAVE TO GET PAST THIS ROUGH PATCH, 742 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,176 AND THEN THE MONEY WILL BE ROLLING IN. 743 00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:12,844 TAKE YOUR TIME. BESIDES, IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD FOR IT, 744 00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:16,715 I UNDERSTAND THAT PRETTY GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS IS LOADED. 745 00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:19,918 SHE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. 746 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:23,655 YOU KEEP HER OUT OF IT. YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 747 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:26,792 THERE'S A LOT OF TOUGH GUYS ON THIS STREET. 748 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,868 (sighs) 749 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:39,938 HI! COME IN. 750 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,673 WE'RE NOT STAYING. 751 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:42,841 JUST... CAME TO SAY GOOD-BYE. 752 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:44,643 AND THANK YOU. 753 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:47,846 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA STAY? I HAVE A GUEST ROOM. 754 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:49,815 NO, WE NEED TO BE GETTING BACK. 755 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:52,784 THIS ONE'S MISSED ENOUGH SCHOOL ALREADY. 756 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:53,885 GIVE ME A SECOND, MIJA. 757 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:55,921 MM. 758 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,669 I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED 759 00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:11,737 UNDER MY NOSE. 760 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,905 YOU MUST THINK I'M THE WORST MOTHER IN THE WORLD. 761 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:16,775 NO. 762 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:19,678 AT LEAST YOU BELIEVE HER. MY MOTHER NEVER DID. 763 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:20,912 (voice breaking) BUT I'M THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THAT MAN 764 00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:22,714 INTO HER LIFE. 765 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:25,617 YOU DIDN'T KNOW. NOBODY EVER KNEW-- 766 00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:28,920 WHAT A MONSTER HE WAS? I KNOW NOW, THANKS TO YOU. 767 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,764 YOU SAID THAT STAIN WAS RED WINE? 768 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,801 UH-HUH. 769 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:46,738 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET RID OF THAT. 770 00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:01,587 (door closes) 771 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,552 (clatter) 772 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:36,888 (bottle clatters) 773 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,557 (sighs) 774 00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:50,436 (sighs) 775 00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:53,472 (indistinct conversations) 776 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,748 BREE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 777 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,750 OH, I'VE BEEN RUNNING THIS BAKE SALE FOR EIGHT YEARS. 778 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,352 WHY WOULDN'T I BE HERE? 779 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:07,786 I TOLD EVERYONE YOU WEREN'T FEELING WELL 780 00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:09,821 AND HAD DECIDED TO SIT THIS ONE OUT. 781 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:12,724 WELL, I'M FEELING BETTER NOW. 782 00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:16,762 BESIDES EVERY BAKE SALE NEEDS... A TART. 783 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:20,732 WHILE I APPRECIATE A GOOD CULINARY DOUBLE ENTENDRE 784 00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:21,933 AS MUCH AS THE NEXT MAN, 785 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:24,736 I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE HERE IN YOUR CONDITION. 786 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:29,375 I'M FINE. LOOK HOW BEAUTIFULLY MY DESSERT CAME OUT. 787 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:32,077 SHORTCRUST PASTRY, FRESH STRAWBERRIES-- 788 00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:33,712 YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN DRINKING. 789 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:36,047 I DON'T WANT YOU TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF. 790 00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:39,050 WELL, I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN, REVEREND, 791 00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:41,387 BUT I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 792 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:47,125 (mouths words) 793 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,027 YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 794 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,129 TELL ARE YOUR FRIENDS TO COME TO MY TABLE. 795 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:55,133 ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT? 796 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,002 GREG. 797 00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,970 OH, MY GOD. BREE. 798 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,071 WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 799 00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:01,740 THIS IS MY CHURCH. 800 00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:03,141 ARE YOU A MEMBER? I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU HERE BEFORE. 801 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:06,712 I, UH, JUST JOINED. YES. NICE TALKING TO YOU. 802 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:08,113 WAIT, WAIT. 803 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:10,048 CAN'T I TEMPT YOU WITH A SLICE 804 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:13,051 OF MY FAMOUS STRAWBERRY... TART? 805 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:15,020 I, UH, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING-- 806 00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:16,755 WHAT A FUNNY COINCIDENCE THIS WAS. 807 00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:19,725 WILL I SEE YOU AT MURRAY'S LATER? 808 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:21,727 OR... WE COULD JUST SKIP THE MURRAY'S PART, 809 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,129 AND YOU COULD COME... (whispers) STRAIGHT TO MY HOUSE. 810 00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:27,766 GREG, WHO IS THIS WOMAN? 811 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:32,070 UH, THIS IS BREE. SHE, UM, SHE GOES TO THIS CHURCH. 812 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,139 DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU MET HER IN CHURCH. 813 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:37,676 EXCUSE ME. WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS HOW WE MET? 814 00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:38,944 I'M HIS WIFE. 815 00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:43,982 OH. I GUESS IT IS YOUR BUSINESS. 816 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:47,686 UNBELIEVABLE. 817 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,756 YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT WORKING LATE 818 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:53,024 AND SLEEPING IN THE OFFICE, AND MEANWHILE, 819 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:56,161 YOU'RE HANGING OUT AT DIVE BARS PICKING UP TRASH. 820 00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,998 I DON'T LIKE YOUR ACCUSATION. 821 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:02,668 OH, YEAH? GUESS WHAT I DON'T LIKE? 822 00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,670 YOU SCREWING MY HUSBAND! 823 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:05,971 BREE, THIS IS WHAT I WAS WORRIED ABOUT. 824 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,673 YOU NEED TO LEAVE. 825 00:40:07,706 --> 00:40:11,076 YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT? SHE'S THE ONE MAKING A SCENE, 826 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:14,680 AND A DRY BATCH OF CUPCAKES, BY THE LOOKS OF IT. 827 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:17,015 THANKS, BUT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR BAKING TIPS 828 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:19,918 FROM THE TOWN WHORE. 829 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:22,688 DON'T LISTEN TO HER, BREE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 830 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,027 ACTUALLY, KAREN... 831 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,096 I THINK SHE DOES. 832 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,970 NOW I KNOW YOU'RE ALL ANXIOUS TO DIG IN 833 00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:42,908 TO THE DELICIOUS GOSSIP I'VE PROVIDED FOR YOU. 834 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,911 AND I COULD REALLY USE A DRINK. 835 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,947 TSK-TSK-TSK. 836 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:54,953 YES, IN THE LIFE OF EVERY HOUSEWIFE, 837 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:59,658 THERE COMES A TIME FOR RENOVATION. 838 00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:05,931 SHE MAY BE DOING AWAY WITH AN UNPLEASANT MEMORY... 839 00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:11,703 BREAKING UP A ONCE HAPPY RELATIONSHIP... 840 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:20,646 OR MAKING THE NECESSARY CHANGES TO PREPARE FOR A NEW ONE. 841 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,983 BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH A HOUSEWIFE 842 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:28,654 MAY EMBRACE THE WAY HER LIFE IS CHANGING, 843 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,990 THE PEOPLE IN HER NEIGHBORHOOD 844 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:35,627 MAY TAKE A DIFFERENT VIEW. 845 00:41:35,661 --> 00:41:36,662 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 846 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:39,064 MAYBE WE SHOULD, UH, GO INSIDE. 847 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:46,071 OR MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T. 60482

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