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A picturesque
day in Gotham city.
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Even more
picturesque than usual.
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And in one of the many picturesque art galleries
where culture-loving Gothamites gather...
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Are you interested in
purchasing the painting, sir?
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Not for myself.
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But my employer,
millionaire Bruce Wayne...
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is very interested in
acquiring an original Muzzy.
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Oh, you don't say. Well, then perhaps
you'd like to meet the artist himself.
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- It would be a pleasure.
- No sooner said than done.
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This way.
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- Mr...
- Alfred will do.
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Mr. Alfred, allow me to present
Mr. Oliver Muzzy, beloved American artist.
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It's an honor.
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Hey, this an outrage.
An outrage against art.
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An insult, I say.
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Oh, ha-ha-ha!
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Ugliness, monstrosity,
horribility. Ha, ha.
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Look at that.
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You call that art?
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And this thing. Pah!
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Disgusting. Oh, ho, ho.
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And this, worse and worse.
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Oh, this ugliness must
be destroyed. Ha, ha.
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Down with ugliness.
Away with dullness.
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Take this. Take this
and that. Ha-ha-ha!
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Take that.
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Take that.
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Fiend. Monster.
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I'd appreciate your mentioning
it to Mr. Wayne at once.
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- All right, Alfred. I'll tell him right away.
- Thank you, madam.
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Take that, take that and that.
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Aunt Harriet.
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Oh, Bruce, Alfred just
called from the Park gallery.
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He's found a painting he
thinks you'll be very interested in.
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- Mm-hm.
- It's called, uh, "The Laughing Man."
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Well, that sounds very
interesting, Aunt Harriet.
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Dick and I will go down
and have a look at it now.
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Oh, I do hope
you like it, Bruce.
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- The Laughing Man?
- That's Alfred's way of telling us...
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that one of Gotham City's arch
villains is at Park Gallery right now.
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Holy tip-off, Joker.
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Exactly, and I think you better continue
your education at the Park Gallery as Robin.
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To the Bat-poles.
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What happened
to the signs, Bruce?
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Alfred removed them to
put a new coat of paint.
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Good old, Alfred.
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- Batman. Thank heavens.
- Unh!
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Stay back, you caped clunk-heads
or I'll turn you into a paisley shawl.
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From the stains on your gun barrel, I'd say
you're using very soft bullets these days.
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Ugh. Internal injuries.
I'm going to die.
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I hope you do,
you finagling fiend.
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Batman, did you see
what he did to the pictures?
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Priceless works of
art destroyed forever.
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Think of the loss to posterity
and the loss to my profits.
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Yes, the damage is irreparable.
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But at least you can be sure the Joker won't
be doing any more decorating for a long time.
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He's destroyed the work of
America's most beloved artists.
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Shut up, you bubbling buffoon.
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I have been trying to paint
this modern stuff for years.
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I could never
get the hang of it.
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All I could ever draw is stupid
looking farm boys and puppy dogs.
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Now this, ha, ha, this is art.
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Mr. Joker, let me
congratulate you.
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Your work is magnificent.
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Holy hoaxes.
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Ha-ha-ha. Oh, well, excuse
my appearance, Mr. Muzzy...
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but, yes, these uncultured boobs
have no appreciation for fine art.
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Obviously.
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By the way, Mr. Joker, would you consider
sharing the credits for those paintings?
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- After all, mine are underneath.
- Why not? Ha, ha!
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A 50-50 split. I
mean co-authorship.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Peasant. Philistine. Ha-ha-ha.
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Well, what can you expect from a man who
appears in public in such a ridiculous outfit?
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There, Batman, now you're wearing
an original Joker, signed by the artist.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Come, boys. Let's leave this
zoo full of bourgeois baboons.
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And henceforth, Batman,
stay out of art galleries, hmm?
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Ooh, ha-ha-ha!
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Are we just going to
let him walk out of here?
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We have no choice, Robin.
He's committed no crime.
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As a matter of fact, he's increased
the value of these paintings.
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I think we should discuss this
with Commissioner Gordon.
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The nerve of that clown.
Paint all over your shirt.
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Batman, you should have
cracked his pate for him.
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His damage to me is
unimportant, Chief O'Hara.
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What concerns us is his
potential damage to Gotham City.
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I'm sure Joker has some larger
scheme of which this only the first step.
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You're right, Batman.
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That crook has something up
his sleeve besides his elbow.
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I'd suggest putting some extra guards
at all the museums, commissioner.
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What about some of the
valuable private collections?
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Right, Boy Wonder.
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You keep them under close
surveillance, Chief O'Hara.
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I'll watch over them like a
mother hen, commissioner.
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That's about all we can do
until Joker makes a move.
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To the Batcave, Robin.
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I'm sorry about not
having a clean costume, sir.
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I meant to wash them, but I've been so
busy trying to get the Bat-poles repainted.
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First things first, Alfred.
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Batman, there's an interesting notice in the
current issue of the Gotham City Art News.
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Mm.
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That is interesting.
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- Yes, commissioner.
- A bit of news, Batman.
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Believe it or not, the Joker has been invited to
enter the Gotham City International Art Contest.
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Yes, I just found
out about it myself.
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I plan to have 50 plainclothesmen
at the contest, Batman.
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That's likely to put Joker
on his guard, commissioner.
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Perhaps it would be wiser
to plant just one man there.
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Preferably a man who
knows Baby Jane Towser...
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the wealthy young socialite
who organized the contest.
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Yeah, I've got it.
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Bruce Wayne, the
millionaire philanthropist.
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He's cooperated with us
many times in the past...
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and travels in the same
social circles as Towser.
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Excellent idea, commissioner.
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I suggest that you call Mr. Wayne
immediately and apprise him of the situation.
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Right, Batman.
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Why is Joker
entering that contest?
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Especially since they're
not offering a cash prize.
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And so the next day at the
Gotham City Art Center...
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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before we begin Gotham
City's International Art Contest...
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I'd like to introduce the five world
famous artists who are competing.
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The renowned Spanish artist, well
known for his pink and blue periods...
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Mr. Pablo Pincus.
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I'm sure you all know our
American artist, Mr. Jackson Potluck.
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The noted Italian artist...
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painter of the world famous
fresco Midnight Snack...
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Leonardo Davinsky.
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And the Dutch artist, founder of
the Neo Gamon School of Art...
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Mr. Vincent Van Gauche.
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And now, finally, Gotham City's
own entry in the art contest...
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the Joker.
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How can they
clap for that crook?
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Don't forget, Dick, this is a hometown
crowd and Joker is from Gotham City.
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The artists have three
minutes to complete a painting.
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At the end of that time, the judges will
select a winner and award the grand prize.
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Ready, artists? On
your mark, get set...
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Modern art tends to be
rather unrestrained, Dick.
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- Unrestrained?
- Yes.
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Governor Stonefellow should
declare this place a disaster area.
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- Isn't it magnificent?
- Glorious.
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Joker, the time is almost up and
you haven't started your painting.
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Started? My dear,
I've almost finished.
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Oh, yes, every line in
place, every color balanced.
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Just needs one
more little touch.
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Now, gentlemen, let us consider
the works of these marvelous artists.
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Interesting use of color.
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A fine example
of, uh, neorealism.
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Ah. Excellent
harmonic composition.
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A fine study in abstract.
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What is that?
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My painting is titled,
Death of a Mauve Bat.
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Where is the bat?
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Well, the bat,
gentlemen, is dead.
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It died in 1936, a
very bad year for bats.
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Of course, the bat
is dead. It's symbolic.
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Symbolic of what?
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The emptiness of
modern life. What else?
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Gentlemen, come with me.
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There's absolutely no doubt
about who the winner is.
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- I kind of like what the monkey did.
- I think our decision should be unanimous.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm
very pleased to announce...
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that the winner of the Gotham City
International Art Contest is the Joker.
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Joker's painting,
Death of a Mauve Bat...
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will hang in an honored place
in the Gotham City Museum.
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- I don't believe it, Bruce.
- As winner of the grand prize...
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I would like to announce the opening
of a new school for aspiring artists...
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where I personally will instruct my
students in the secrets of modern art.
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Yes, applications for the Joker Art Institute
are now being accepted by my assistants.
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Sorry, millionaires
only, please.
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I want to be the very first
student in your art school...
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you big hunk of genius, you.
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Well, of course, my dear.
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Your filthy rich daddy is several
times a millionaire, I believe.
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Oh, yes, I'm the heiress to
the paperclip fortune, you know?
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Oh, well, sign
right here, please.
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I begin to see Joker's plan.
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He wins the contest so
he can start an art school.
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In which he enrolls
only millionaires.
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In which case, he should welcome
millionaire Bruce Wayne as a student.
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Joker, I'd like to enroll
in your new art institute.
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Well, if it isn't billionaire, Bruce
Wayne, the wealthy philanthropist.
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Consider yourself enrolled.
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Aren't you going to give me a
test to see whether I have talent?
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Oh, the rich, the well-born and
the able, Mr. Wayne, all have talent.
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Especially the rich.
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We're getting a good strong signal from
that homing device Bruce has in his pocket.
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The Bat-radarscope indicates
that he's at Location RIP-478.
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- Please check that on the Batcomputer, Alfred.
- Very good.
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Location RIP-478 is a
building on Eleanor Place.
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Bruce is carrying a miniature
Bat-communicator under his jacket lapel.
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He'll let us know if
Joker tries anything.
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Good morning, dear
students. Good morning.
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My, but it's good to see you all
working so diligently. Ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, we are a happy
cheery group, aren't we?
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Oh, today's lesson
is in still-life sculpture.
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I shall walk around you and
give you my criticism as you work.
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Oh, very good, Mrs.
Putney. Very good.
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Oh, but this orange
is not quite right.
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Oh, Joker, that's not
an orange. It's a pear.
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Oh, but of course, Mrs.
Putney. Of course. Ha-ha-ha.
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Well, keep up the good work.
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Ooh, ha, ha! Well, you're making
splendid progress, Mrs. Van Dormer.
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Yeah. Ew. Ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, yes, now
stick to it. Stick to it.
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Well, now, barbed wire is the
medium of the future, Mrs. Runcilmeyer.
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00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,565
But that is no way
to make a banana.
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Now that is a banana.
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Baby Jane? Baby Jane?
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- How do you like my work?
- Oh, fine. First rate.
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Fruitiest sculpture I ever saw.
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But I'm not sculpting
the fruit. I'm sculpting you.
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- Me?
- Didn't you recognize it?
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Oh, but of course I
recognize it. Ha-ha-ha.
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I just didn't realize
I was so handsome.
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Ew.
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Well, that's terrible.
Terrible, Wayne.
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Why, even a 3-year-old
could do better than that.
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Here, let me show you.
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- Oh, there. That's more like it. Ha, ha.
- Yes, I see what you mean.
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That's about the
level of a 3-year-old.
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I do the jokes
around here, Wayne.
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I'd say that was one
of your better ones.
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Oh, you're very funny, Wayne.
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But the joke's on you.
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Come in, boys.
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No heroics, Wayne, or
the women might get hurt.
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I should have known someone like
you would hide behind the women.
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00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,125
- Joker, how could you?
- Ah, tut, tut, my dear.
232
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,859
We artists should not be
judged by ordinary standards.
233
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,232
We're a very special breed.
234
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,838
You're a special
breed, all right.
235
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,377
Oh, button your lip, Wayne, or
you'll be buttoning your shroud.
236
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:43,538
You'll all be happy to learn ransom notes
have already been sent to your families.
237
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,242
You each own a valuable
renaissance art collection...
238
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:51,082
which will be delivered to
me in exchange for your lives.
239
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:54,755
Tie them up.
240
00:19:58,397 --> 00:19:59,695
Something's wrong, Alfred.
241
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,892
It's not like Joker to go this long
without trying some underhanded trick.
242
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,241
- Yes, commissioner?
- Oh, Boy Wonder?
243
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:12,377
I'm afraid we've put our friend,
Bruce Wayne, in terrible danger.
244
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,241
Joker's kidnapped the art
class and sent out ransom notes.
245
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:18,509
- We don't even know where he's holding them.
- Holy hostage.
246
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,880
I think Batman and I can
find him, commissioner.
247
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,885
- Will you need help?
- We can handle it.
248
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,514
If the police show up,
innocent people might be hurt.
249
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:30,595
Something must have happened
to Bruce's Bat-communicator, Alfred.
250
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,061
I'd better get down to
Joker's studio right away.
251
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:37,259
You stay here and watch the Bat-radarscope
in case Joker moves while I'm en route.
252
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,096
I'll take the
emergency Bat-tunnel.
253
00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:42,366
It comes out on Highway One and
I can catch a bus to Gotham City.
254
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,378
Your families had better
send the loot pretty soon...
255
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,549
or you'll all find yourself
at the bottom of the river.
256
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,115
Even me, Joker?
257
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:54,219
Oh, I'm sorry, my dear,
but business is business.
258
00:20:55,755 --> 00:21:00,716
Mm. And as for you, Wayne, I
hope your family doesn't deliver.
259
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,260
I'd enjoy dropping you
in the drink. Ha-ha-ha!
260
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,558
I hope you're better
at that than at painting.
261
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,497
Oh, you go too far,
Wayne. You go too far.
262
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,330
- Joker.
- What?
263
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:31,175
The nerve of that rich smart aleck, thinking
he could match wits with me, the Joker.
264
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:34,512
- Why ain't Batman here, Joker?
- Because he's afraid of me, you dolt.
265
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:38,920
Yes, I knew the day would come
when his spine would turn to Bat-jelly.
266
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:44,119
Yes, I'm only sorry he isn't here to enjoy
a special surprise I cooked up for him.
267
00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,491
Yes.
268
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,564
But Bruce Wayne
will do as a substitute.
269
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:51,670
I'm beginning to dislike
him as much as Batman.
270
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:58,204
My newest artistic
creation, the Mobile.
271
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:05,746
Too bad that chicken-hearted
Batman isn't here to die on it.
272
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:08,648
Batman is no more afraid
of you than he is a flea.
273
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,119
And I know Batman well
enough to be sure of it.
274
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,919
Ah, no use trying
to alibi for him.
275
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:17,027
The Caped Crusader has
turned Cowled Coward.
276
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,925
Yes. Ha-ha-ha.
277
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:23,966
And you'll soon discover that
the Mobile is very mobile. Yes.
278
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:28,766
As soon as I leave here, I will activate
a motor that will start it rotating.
279
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:35,972
Yes. Let's see how long you can dodge these
razor sharp palette knives, Boy Bumpkin.
280
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,696
Holy hamburger, I'll be cut
to pieces by these blades.
281
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:58,894
Stay with it, old chum, while
I try to loosen these ropes.
282
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:08,946
But by the time you're free,
there'll be nothing left of me.24326
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