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How was your night?

Let's not start with the intrusive questions.

Okay. I don't usually step on a landmine that quickly.

I had ill-advised sex with a workmate, okay?

A workmate? It feels like you want me to guess.

- Hot vet. - Dolores. Are you happy?

Oh! Cool. Alright, yeah.

So, the whole thing was kind of an accident.

I went over there, we had some wine...

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I gotta stop you right there.

First of all, so excited to be your confidant on this.

Oh, oh. You're... you're not my confidant.

You're just a person sitting next to me as I process.

It's just I'm not the kinda guy that bro's out

with explicit sexual detail.

Look at me. Do I look like the type of person

that would share sex details with you?

Okay.

I'm just worried she's gonna get clingy.

Clingy?

Yeah. I can see a person like her becoming quickly attached

and making things weird in the office.

You know, like googly eyes in the bullpen and winks by the toaster.

Winks by the toaster, yeah. These kinda things can get complicated.

Look, this is not a thing!

We had a couple glasses of wine and then...

Okay, whoa!

This is gonna have to be my final warning, Frank.

I'm not gonna sit here

and listen to a play-by-play of your escapades, alright?

You're gonna have to find somebody else for that.

We were naked 10 minutes into it...

- Don't Frank! - Which I...

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Hey, everyone.

We just got a 911 on a bear, get this, in a hot tub.

What? Seriously?

Yeah. The homeowner's out of town

but they sent us their nest-cam footage.

Wow, he looks so relaxed. Did he turn the jets on?

That's the Bellagio 2000. The gold standard.

We'll take this one.

Great!

Uh, one more thing before you leave.

Um... I invited Rick Doyle in for lunch today.

- What? - Wait. Rick Doyle?

Yeah. I thought it would be nice.

You know, it's considered good management form to host your predecessor

and plus I cannot figure out the budget report format.

Like, at all.

Has anyone seen him since the mauling?

Okay, can we not call it that?

You weren't there. There's no other verb to describe

what that mink did to his face.

I mean, you could say chainsaw or hamburger,

but those aren't verbs.

Well, I'm actually cool with gnarly stuff.

I once carried my buddy's knee down a mountain in a trail mix bag.

Oh.

Rick's had, like, 17 surgeries.

Yeah.

The thing ate his ear.

Apparently, the reassembly was a bit of a Mr. Potato Head situation.

Just chucking features in willy-nilly.

Hey, hey. Can we please be our better selves here?

Let's just make sure that he feels welcome.

I'm actually pumped to see him.

Yeah. I'm glad he's alive. He was such a good boss.

I mean, no offense, Emily.

Yeah.

I know why you're really pumped.

Rick got a giant settlement from the City.

Sure, I have a real estate pitch and he has money.

But this is about being excited to catch up with an old friend.

Hmm, yeah.

Morning everyone.

Good morning.

Hi Frank.

Hey Dolores.

Good news on Dolores, huh?

Oh, amazing. She seemed totally cool.

You're relieved?

Yeah. If I could do a jig in this truck I would.

A jig is an Irish dance.

Ah, the Irish.

Truck 12. Report of a dog, white coat, medium sized,

no tags near 1906 Green Valley Lane.

Truck 12 responding.

Hello?

Louder. Louder.

- Humans! - Hey!

- Humans are coming! - Hey!

- Humans! - Humans are coming!

Humans!

Sorry buddy.

I feel bad.

Poor guy was just getting his soak on.

Oh!

Ho, ho, ho.

Oh, I wouldn't drink... okay.

Natural salt, I knew it.

Bet you could swim with your eyes open.

Okay. Cool.

No way.

No... way!

He didn't smoke a cigar.

They can ride bikes. I've seen it on YouTube.

Yeah? How did he light it?

He probably enlisted the help of a smaller animal.

How did you get this job?

It's just odd.

What?

I mean, why didn't Dolores get weird about last night?

She's probably just got a healthy

relationship to her sexuality, you know?

She makes love and if the fit's off

she's just right back to being coworkers.

Why would the fit be off?

Look, I'm just trying to put myself in her head. I could be wrong.

You don't think it's performance-based, do you?

I mean, what, are you worried you finished too quickly?

Wait! Don't tell me. Okay?

'Cause now we're getting into sex details and I don't like it.

Yeah, I don't like it either, but what's too quickly?

Because if she finishes first that's a green light for me, right?

I mean, are you sure she finished?

Well, that's what she said.

Was it unprompted or did you ask her?

It was prompted.

Oh God.

Hey, so, are you gonna do the hard sell on Rick at lunch?

'Cause it could get super awkward.

Don't have to do a hard sell.

Mixed use warehouse on Kirkland Avenue sells itself.

Right. Where is this new unfounded confidence

in real estate coming from?

My cousin Rishi. He's killing it.

And I've got everything he's got. Except for an MBA and capital.

Might need that.

Oh, crap.

Principal Jimenez. Hi.

Oh, is that so?

There's been a mix up with Addy's field trip permission slip

and it failed to be signed.

Failed to be signed.

That's your official press release?

So there's no way she can get on the bus?

Can I just give you permission verbally?

We're not gonna hold you liable.

In fact, she gets hurt at home all the time

and trust me, I got kids to spare.

Yeah. No.

I do understand that there are words

that even when said in jest can trigger an investigation.

I'm gonna come get her.

Okay. Yeah. No, great.

We gotta go to Addy's school.

Um... hey. You guys got the wrong dog.

- What are you talking about? - You went to the wrong address.

You went to Green Valley Street not Green Valley Lane.

Oh, my bad. I must've put it in wrong.

It's fine.

And don't cover for me like I'm someone that needs covering for.

I think it's interesting you're taking such a strong stance

on such a blatant screw up.

You literally kidnapped someone's dog out of their yard.

This sort of thing happens in the field all the time.

I wouldn't expect somebody who doesn't wear socks

to the office to understand.

Okay. Whoa.

We're sorry and we'll return her right now.

Get it together, guys. Seriously.

And I am wearing socks. They are tiny, tiny no-show socks.

- They're no-show socks, Frank. - What are no-show socks?

You can't see 'em but they're there. It's like the force.

It surrounds us and binds us.

Did you just quote Obi-Wan Kenobi?

I did but we're talking about socks.

You picked up the wrong dog and snapped at your boss.

You're in your head, man.

I'm not in my head.

- Yeah. You're in your head. - No.

And you're screwing up and now Emily's mad.

You know what? I don't like the tone you are taking with me at all.

Well, I don't like having the boss mad at me, okay?

I'm very sensitive to coaching critiques

and now I'm paranoid I'm gonna get cut.

You mean fired? That's how we say it in real life.

Come on, man. You're distracted and spiraling.

Just go talk to Dolores.

Oh. Talk to her first. How would that look?

Like you're a grown up.

Alright, that's enough.

There's one snide bully in this relationship and it's not you.

They wouldn't let me on the bus.

It was so embarrassing.

It's not a big deal, okay?

We'll be at the aquarium in 15 minutes.

What?!

You can't make me go now.

That's even more embarrassing.

Well, you can't stay with us. I'm at work.

Where's my map?

Did you lock me out again? You little... wizard.

I'm not going to the aquarium.

Fine. Okay? You can stay for lunch.

Just un-cyber hack my vehicle.

Whatever.

Wow.

What?

You totally caved. It sets a dangerous precedent.

Are you judging my parenting?

Because that's a very dangerous precedent.

Oh, so I get the scolding? Interesting.

Hello? Anybody home?

- Rick! - Rick!

I actually thought it'd be much worse.

His hair grew back.

The ear looks pretty good.

Hi Rick!

Let's do two, we'll do two. Come on!

You look like a J. Crew model.

- Thank you. - You are handsome.

It's an honor to shake the hand that wears the glove of valor.

The infamous Shred. Bring it in for the real deal.

Holy, feel that.

You know me!

Ah, you must be the new boss.

It's so nice to meet you in person.

I've heard...

received so much good things about you.

And I have received such good things about you.

Good.

I've gotta say, the energy in this room feels good!

Congruent.

Good.

You remember the kitchen? That's where we'll eat.

Um... so I'm gonna grab something from the office and...

I will... I'll be back.

Okay. So, I hope you like sandwiches, Rick.

We're gonna have 'em.

Alright. One plate balled watermelon, deseeded by hand.

Okay? Alright.

And, uh, I'll take this Rick-side seat right here.

So glad to catch up.

Hey, me too, and I appreciate all those texts.

Yeah absolutely. What'd you think of that prospectus?

- You take a look at it? - Mmm...

I'm seeing a seed in a ball.

I'll be back in a second.

There's no seed. I inspected for seeds twice.

I just want the egg bites at Starbucks.

We've been over this. It is melon or starve!

Ah... alright.

Where were we?

Hey buddy, I acknowledge your need to stretch

your entrepreneurial wings but your kid's here.

We can chat about real estate later, huh?

Oh, my God! Another seed?

One second.

Addison Mukta Patel! So help me...

Hey. Why don't I hang out with Addy for a bit?

I got this.

- Oh... you got this? - Yeah, I do.

I just feel like you guys are having one of those days,

you're butting heads, a lot of yelling.

Oh, one of those days.

Is that the official diagnosis from Doctor Microdose MDMA?

So is that a yes?

Oh, absolutely.

I'm just excited to be a part of this master class on parenting. Yeah.

You could've just said yes.

I was being sarcastic.

What's up?

Nothing. Why?

You just kicked me.

Oh, sorry. That was meant for...

Ow! What?

Oh.

You are staring.

Do you have a lender you like? No?

Oh. Greek salad. Don't mind if I do.

Oh, God, I am so sorry. That is terrible.

No!

It's a temp ear. It's a temp ear and...

- Oh... - No. Oh... come on.

I didn't even notice. It's a temp ear.

Oh, my gosh. No.

- You don't need to apologize. - Here we go.

You've been through a lot.

The custom one's stuck in China. So it's on its way.

Rick, you shouldn't be embarrassed or anything.

I mean, you're among family.

I'm so sorry.

That was, um... I just meant to say there's no judgment.

Okay, Emily. You need to get on your back.

Oh jeez.

You know what?

She can use my sweater as a pillow.

Just lie on your back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We should just stay here.

Pull your knees into your chest.

Get it off me!

Dolores still seems normal but it's like too normal now.

Actually, there is one other thing, but...

What?

It's just... I've been pretty hesitant to say something

because you seem pretty easily triggered today.

Hmm.

Hey! My body cam.

Frank, that's the only thing that holds me accountable to the public.

Tell me what you know or I will put this down my pants

and your record will literally be tainted.

Alright. I just heard she has a thing for Templeton.

Templeton?

Yeah.

So, maybe she's a little nervous about you guys hooking up

and Templeton finding out 'cause who knows how he'd view that.

Are you saying she'd rather be with Templeton than me?

I'm not saying anything.

I don't know, but I can tell you, I would definitely

rank you above Templeton in most categories.

Most categories?

Almost all. Almost all! Almost all!

It's in my pants.

You wouldn't do this!

And these... are the kennels, girlfriend.

Take a look at this guy. Isn't he cute?

Addy... Addy, come on. Let's put the screen down.

- I'm gonna take this. - No. No...

Yeah. And I'm gonna do this.

Yeah. See, we have a different way of treating kids

where I grew up. That's New Zealand.

That's not a real place.

Okay. It is a real place, definitely is.

And we're actually number one in the world

for ease of doing business, so that's... awesome.

Uh, look... we treat kids like grown-ups, right?

And we expect them to act like grown-ups.

Does that make sense?

Okay.

Good. I'm glad we're on the same page.

Now, do you wanna meet one

of the coolest lizards in town?

You're gonna love this guy, he's such a rock star.

What are you doing?

I'm starting a dog riot.

Bloody hell. Addy...

Because you took my screen time.

Stop! Not the cats! Do not do the cats!

Put the cats back!

You wanted something?

Oh yeah, hey. Can you send me Rick's home address please?

Maybe. Why?

You know, just because you have all the addresses

doesn't mean you're in charge of them.

And I just wanna go over there and apologize in person.

That seems, at best, ill-advised.

Why? Everybody loves an apology.

You literally don't have the stomach for it.

Look, I know you mean well, but Rick was a good boss.

No offense. And I just don't wanna see him get hurt.

Well, I think I'm becoming a pretty great boss myself.

Yeah...

And I just wanna trust my instincts on this one.

Will you send me the address? Please?

Okay. Okay.

Um...

What?

Dad?

Daddy, she locked me in this thing.

Yeah. About that, I was outta moves, so...

You got this, huh?

What'd you get?

Muskrat.

Adolescent male, probably seven kilograms.

Used the 22 centimeter catch pole.

Wow. That's a lotta Canadian math there.

Yeah, we were just driving by and thought we'd say hola.

Well, your time's just all kinds of unaccounted for, huh?

Yeah, I guess we should be more careful.

Dolores goes over our field reports like a hawk.

Ooh. Don't mess with Dolores. Am I right?

How about that Dolores?

So, you guys got that pot simmering?

Ah, there it is. That's what you came for.

Let me tell you something, Frank. It was all above-board.

Different precincts. She doesn't report to me.

We did it all by the book. And once by the credenza.

Yeah.

You guys got together physically?

Sexual congress was in session.

You and Dolores?

Boy, you're really having trouble processing this, aren't you?

So, are you guys... over?

Yeah, for me, basically.

But her, she's still pretty clingy.

Clingy?

Big time.

Big time, yeah.

Anyway, gotta get this 'skrat back to the 2-3.

Frank!

You gotta talk to Dolores, man.

Yeah. I'm there now.

Well, she is Maya's problem now.

Is she gone? I'm exhausted.

Yeah. But I've got two others so let's get while the gettin' is good.

Damnit.

Rick passed on the Kirkland Street property.

Truck 8. Report of the bear's return to the hot tub.

Repeat, the bear is in the bubbles.

Truck 8 responding.

This bear is living a better life than us?

Emily. Hey.

I came here to apologize in person

but now I realize I'm just cornering you.

You don't have to apologize. My ear fell off my head.

You probably had the appropriate reaction.

Well, thank you for being so cool about it.

I... I really am sorry.

Accepted.

I sense there's something else on your mind?

The budget report format. I just... I can't even...

City paperwork's a beast. Let's get you harmonious.

- Oh... - Huh?

Oh, my gosh. Thank you.

- Humans are coming! - Humans!

He must've hightailed it.

Oh yeah. You can see his tracks going down to the woods.

Huh.

Look at that steam. A perfect 98 degrees I bet.

I have to say...

it's everything I thought it would be.

Yeah. This is nice and we deserve it.

Especially after the day we've had.

Yeah.

Hey, listen.

I'm sorry that I was that annoying person without kids

who thinks they know anything about parenting.

I don't.

You actually did okay with Addy.

You rode the bull for almost 10 minutes.

But then I locked her in a kennel.

Well, she bucked you at the end.

She bucked you real hard.

She's a demon.

Mmhmm.

Let me ask you something.

Do you have any interest

in a mixed use warehouse on Kirkland Avenue?

What was that? Did you say something?

I'm just... I'm struggling to hear you over the bubbles.

I'll just chill over here.

Hey.

Hey.

So, um... we cool?

Yeah.

'Cause you know last night was...

Oh. Yeah, no. We're cool.

It was pretty fun, wasn't it?

It was.

Yeah. Okay well, I'm gonna, uh...

I'm gonna let you bask in the afterglow.

Okay.

Okay. See you.

Yeah.

You are in an afterglow, right?

Frank, are you trying to find out if I enjoyed our night together?

Do you want the truth?

Oh. I don't know if it sounds like I do.

Sometimes people just aren't a good fit, you know, sexually.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Okay. Um...

Well, if you, if you had to, uh...

B-minus.

Why did you think I would want a letter grade?

It's not a big deal.

No. No, it's not. It's not.

I assume it was just average for you too?

Mmhmm. Yeah. A-minus.

Hmm.

Okay. Well, um, I'm gonna...

Yeah.

See what's over here.

Okay, bye Frank.

Hey. So did you talk it out? You all good?

Good? No.

And, apparently, my penis needs to go to summer school.

You know, I was intimidated to meet you

'cause everyone speaks about you as this great boss

and I'm, like, at best, a work in progress.

Oh, I bet you're doing better than you think.

I don't know, uh... maybe.

Come on. Actualization is afoot.

Seize the day.

That momentum, keep it rolling. Okay?

Okay, alright.

You're gonna be good.

Thank you, Rick.

Bye.

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