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Clara?
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-Göran?
-Yes.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Indeed, yes...
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And then I turned 11.
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That's when I realized that my
intellect surpassed everyone else's.
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I took up chess.
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I hit puberty shortly after that.
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Well, that's when my body
began to adapt to my intellect...
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Excuse me, I...
They just called from work.
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-I've got to go. I'm sorry.
-No worries.
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-It was great meeting you.
-Yes, absolutely.
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-This is for my coffee.
-Hey!
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-I think your coffee cost 44 SEK.
-Right...
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No, correction.
I know that it cost 44 SEK.
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-So you want another 4 SEK?
-Yes, fair's fair.
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Definitely, fair's fair.
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-God...
-What?
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Asking your date for 4 SEK?
I don't know what to say.
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If I paid for every coffee I had
with every egotistical woman-
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-that posts ten-year-old pics
on Tinder, I'd be broke by now.
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OK, Göran. But this look
you've got going on here...
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...does it feel modern to you?
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-You look like a clown.
-A clown?
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Why did you save the hair here
when you don't have any on top?
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On my way here, I decided
I wouldn't judge you too quickly.
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You're not making it easy for me,
showing up in pants like these.
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Appearances don't bother me much.
Personality is more important.
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Had you been nice or funny,
your hair wouldn't have mattered.
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You're just an egotistical man who
practices capoeira every weekend.
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And you're fucking stingy.
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Three good reasons why
you're still single, I guess.
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I'm not looking for a relationship.
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OK, so what exactly was
your intention with this date?
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-Just say it.
-I get quite a lot of sex actually.
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Congratulations, good for you.
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You won't be getting into my bed
any day soon. Here's 5 SEK.
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Damn it! Honey...
I'm so fucking late.
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-Where are you going?
-I have a job interview today.
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All my blood is down here.
My brain is starved of oxygen.
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-Can't you finish what you started?
-My bus leaves in 8 minutes.
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There's enough time.
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Damn, damn, damn...
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Hey!
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No, no! Fuck!
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I can't believe this! Damn it!
Fucking idiot!
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-There's another one in 10 minutes.
-I won't make it. Damn it!
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Damn it!
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-You're just too damn sexy.
-Well, excuse me.
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You're excused.
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Please come to my gig tonight.
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I can't, it's my parents'
anniversary. And I need to study.
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-You're such a goody two-shoes.
-I was born that way.
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You do want me to support
our future family, right?
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Yes, I do.
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Well, the college aptitude exam
is a good start.
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Sweetie...
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My wife and I are celebrating
our 40th wedding anniversary.
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-I want to surprise her with a trip.
-That's wonderful.
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-Where would you like to go?
-Well, my wife isn't very "portable".
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A place where you don't have to
walk very much perhaps...
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...or walk at all, really.
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You need
a handicap accessible hotel.
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-Well...
-I've got the perfect luxury hotel.
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I suggest the Lopesan resort
in Gran Canaria.
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You will get premium service:
Exquisite food, drinks, massage, spa.
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-Yes, well... Sounds expensive.
-All-inclusive. Five-star.
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Yes, but I don't think
five-star is necessary.
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The basic standard perhaps?
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-You said you wanted to pamper her.
-Did I?
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-At least that was the feeling I got.
-Well...
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We could explore various options.
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Luxury hotels offer
different levels of luxury:
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Deep Gold,
Silver Line, Sparkling Bronze.
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How about lower levels?
Copper? Tin?
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If you want to surprise
your wife with a nice holiday-
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-I think you should consider
one of our more luxurious options.
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You won't regret it.
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I can cancel the add-ons for personal
assistance and travel insurance.
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-But then you can't cancel.
-That won't be necessary.
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Let's see... Here's the total cost.
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You won't get it cheaper than that.
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But it's all-inclusive.
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-You can bathe in champagne.
-Yes...
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If you want to find
your sparkle again-
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-there's no better place
than Senior Love Romantica.
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-Senior Love Romantica?
-That's what they call it.
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So, what do you say?
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Yes, let's do it.
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GIFT FOR KERSTI
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-Sten!
-Hi, Ulla.
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-How is she?
-Good, she's good...
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-You've been in our thoughts.
-Thanks.
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-We didn't want to bother you.
-She's fine now.
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A call would make her happy.
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Is she well already?
Her rehabilitation didn't take long.
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Yes, well...
She's much improved at least.
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She almost died, didn't she?
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-Yes, she was very ill.
-She nearly died, right?
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-That's what I heard.
-We'll all die eventually.
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Now, excuse me...
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Isn't it awful? We all want to die
later rather than sooner.
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Yes, but neither we nor she
are dead or even close to dying.
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Poor thing.
Åke had a former colleague-
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-who suffered the same misfortune
as Kersti.
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He couldn't take it.
He committed suicide.
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Oh...
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Well, that's not the case
with Kersti.
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She's lucky in that way.
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But I can understand people
that can't live with it.
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-She's been brave.
-Indeed.
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And diabetes on top of all that!
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I can't begin to imagine
what it's like.
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No, you can't.
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I admire your ability to cope.
It must be hard on you too.
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I'm not the one in pain, so I'm fine.
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Look, I need to...
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-You struggled for a while, right?
-Yes, but we try to stay positive.
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Well done, that's the spirit.
Let me know if I can do anything.
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Yes, Ulla. Absolutely. Bye!
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Never again! I removed every
dating app on my way here.
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-You're so dramatic!
-It's not funny!
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-Do you remember the magician?
-He was great!
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-Did you like him?
-Well, I...
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-What happened to him?
-He managed to disappear, magically!
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All he left was his hat!
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I took him home and suddenly
he was nowhere to be found.
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-But the sex was magical, right?
-No, it wasn't!
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What was my point? First a magician,
then a clown. What's next?
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An agile little man
that fits in a bottle?
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That I talk to through the opening:
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"Darling, come out now.
I'm ready to start a family."
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What's wrong with people?!
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I've tried this online dating thing
and it just wasn't for me.
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-Come on!
-People crop their photos on Tinder.
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You think they've got hair on top.
Then they turn up:
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-No hair there. Saved the hair here.
-You're generalizing.
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I said I dated a three-man circus
within the space of a few months.
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-Who was the third one?
-That short guy.
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He stood next to a horse in his
Tinder profile picture.
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It was a Shetland pony!
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-Bye!
-Bye!
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It wasn't funny at the time.
I had to lift him onto the bar stool.
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You're exaggerating! Take it easy.
You've got a wonderful apartment...
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...a well-paid job.
You're beautiful and smart.
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-Why can't I meet someone?
-You're too picky.
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I just want to meet a man
that doesn't make me puke.
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If I hadn't met Vincent so early
I'd have been all over Tinder.
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I would have enjoyed seeing that.
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Do you remember Fanny?
"Bunny Rabbit".
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Yes, I remember her.
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She met the love of her
life on Tinder.
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They're having a baby any day now.
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Good for her!
That's my whole point.
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If men prefer women who look like
bunnies then I don't stand a chance.
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If she could find someone
on the Internet so can you.
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The Internet is full of crazy people!
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We, the so-called normal people,
need to steer clear of it.
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-There's someone for everyone.
-Yes, definitely. But not online.
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It's 2019.
Where else would people meet?
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-In the workplace.
-Bye, Clara!
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Well, maybe not this workplace.
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You'll meet "Mr. Right",
when you least expect it.
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-What a fucking cliché!
-Yes, but it's true.
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-See you!
-Drive safely.
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-Did they tell you to leave?
-They didn't let me in.
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They said it was a bad start
to be 20 minutes late.
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20 minutes late for a job interview
is a bad start.
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Rub it in.
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-Are you going to Elsa's gig tonight?
-No, I need to study.
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-Did something happen?
-What?
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-Between you two?
-No.
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-Why aren't you going?
-I need to study and so should you.
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You can't study for a
college aptitude exam.
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Either you're a genius or you're not.
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-Logic leads you from A to B.
-Imagination takes you places.
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Jenny, you're the kind of person
that everyone hates.
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You read stuff once and can quote
navigators, Chilean poets...
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But I need to study this crap
a thousand times to remember it.
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-3 raised to the power of x.
-What?
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The answer to A:
3 raised to the power of x.
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Damn! Thanks.
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What do you mean by,
"everyone hates me"?
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-I need to focus.
-I'm bored!
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Why are you here
if you don't need to study?
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-I don't know. I'm restless.
-You're restless? You're funny...
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-So you're not going?
-No, I'm not going! God...
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You're brave
to let Elsa roam free like that.
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Come on!
What do you mean, "roam free"?
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-As if I have her on a leash.
-That's not what I mean.
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-You know what I mean. She's not...
-What?
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-She's quite provocative at her gigs.
-I don't know what you mean.
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I'm not worried.
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Oh, look! A hickey.
That's very mature, Aron.
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-Just drop it! I'm not worried.
-Really?
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We know where we stand.
We love each other.
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-OK, Cupid. I hear you.
-Would you let me...?
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What the hell was that...?
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-Damn, this is great!
-Can you please be quiet?
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-To be silent is to consent.
-Shut up!
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-Aron! People are studying here.
-You're such an idiot.
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"Life's not a problem to be solved,
but a reality to be experienced."
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-Strindberg.
-Strindberg? No, Kierkegaard.
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If you want to get laid tonight-
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-maybe you should
go easy on the quotes.
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Who cares what a Danish
philosopher said 100 years ago?
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They want to know what
Zara Larsson wrote on Twitter.
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Firstly, it's 160 years ago.
He died in 1855.
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It's ironic that no one cares about
existentialism when it embodies-
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-a feeling of confusion about what
seems to be a meaningless, absurd...
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And after that little "info box"
we'll say goodnight.
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Are you sure you're
not coming tonight?
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As sure as Hawking was
about the Big Bang.
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Do you see Ville over there?
He'd like a piece of your girl.
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-He's such a fucking...
-Aron! I was joking.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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-Have fun with your equations.
-Use protection!
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Good luck!
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I met Ulla today. She's very odd.
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She wanted to know exactly
how poorly you were-
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-so that she could tell
everyone she knew.
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She was so worried about you,
yet she didn't dare get in touch-
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-because she didn't
want to bother you.
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She's hard to take.
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But I'm sure she means well.
She feels sorry for you.
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She was worried. But I told her
that you were on the mend-
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-and that she could stop by
some day.
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Ouch! Damn it!
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Are you hungry?
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Kersti?
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-Yes?
-Are you asleep?
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No.
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-The kids will be here soon.
-Right...
233
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,520
Let me help you.
234
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,400
There... Come here, honey.
235
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,480
There we go.
236
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:46,800
Hang on...
I need to get a good hold of you.
237
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,640
-Ouch!
-Are you OK?
238
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:57,480
No, Sten. I'm not OK. Far from it!
239
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:02,040
Yeah, sure you are.
This is going well.
240
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,480
Are you OK?
241
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,600
-We need to contact Home Care.
-Why?
242
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:15,000
-You can't carry me around anymore.
-Sure I can.
243
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,960
I'm stronger than people realize.
244
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:24,440
-Light or dark colored?
-Dark.
245
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:36,840
Sit still. Purse your lips.
246
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,560
Hang on.
247
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,760
There you go.
248
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,920
-Happy with that?
-Yes.
249
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:53,000
Stay right here. I'll get your dress.
250
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,880
And where would I go?
251
00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:02,640
We've been married for
40 years, honey. 40 crazy...
252
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,320
OK, maybe not so crazy, but...
40 years!
253
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,840
That's a hell of a lot of years!
254
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,760
-This one?
-It's too tight.
255
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:19,120
No, it has a loose and flowy cut.
256
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,800
-Not anymore.
-Did it shrink in the wash?
257
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,200
I've been sitting still for
almost 2 years. I'm too fat.
258
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:32,080
No... You're too hard on yourself.
259
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:36,440
-You're a beautiful woman.
-I wasn't fishing for a compliment.
260
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,800
Try it on!
It's going to look great on you.
261
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:49,760
Let's get this off. Raise your arms.
Hang on...
262
00:20:54,120 --> 00:21:00,600
-I don't want my life to end like this!
-Calm down, we'll get it off.
263
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,320
There now, honey...
264
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:12,880
Everything will be alright.
265
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:17,080
There, there...
266
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,960
Right, let's eat.
267
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:28,080
-How was your interview today?
-Well...
268
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,080
I was a bit late,
so they didn't let me in.
269
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,800
-What?
-How late?
270
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,800
-The bus was late, OK?
-OK.
271
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,920
-How late was the bus?
-The bus was 20 minutes late.
272
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,920
They didn't let you in even
though the bus was to blame.
273
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,760
-That's really strange.
-No, it's not.
274
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:52,440
If you're a manager you want
your employees to be on time.
275
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,440
-Yes, but once? That's stupid.
-I know.
276
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:00,320
-The next interview will be fine.
-Thanks, mom.
277
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,080
Sure it will.
278
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:09,520
I bought this wine for
our very special day.
279
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:14,880
-I brought a nice bottle actually.
-You're mean!
280
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,640
-Do you remember this one?
-No.
281
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:22,200
Yes, you do!
Well, maybe it's not that easy...
282
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:26,760
We had this wine on our first date.
283
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:32,200
If you want to start with a nice wine
it's in the kitchen.
284
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,280
No, this one's fine.
285
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,800
-Damn it!
-Aron, seriously?
286
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,280
-Was that my fault?
-You were pouring, so...
287
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:48,280
-Someone shook the bottle!
-No harm done.
288
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:53,160
-How old are you?
-Calm down. Clara, stop it.
289
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,360
A glass of red, honey?
290
00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,840
I just took a double dose
of painkillers.
291
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,760
Oh... We can skip the wine.
292
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:08,520
-What?
-Well...
293
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:17,080
-Water can be so tasty!
-You think so?
294
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,120
Yes, when it's cold and crisp.
295
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,480
-Water?
-I don't have a glass.
296
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,520
I'll get one.
297
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,400
-Go get it yourself!
-You're on fire today.
298
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:33,960
-Thanks, dad.
-Do you have trouble walking?
299
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,600
-I'll pour you some.
-I want to try the wine.
300
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,560
Thank you.
301
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,200
There's nothing like
a glass of cold water.
302
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,760
I agree.
303
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,520
If I had died in that car accident
would you be drinking water now?
304
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,920
-Mom, don't start!
-I didn't see this coming.
305
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,160
-A glass of water and a diaper.
-Must we always talk about death?
306
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,400
-Not always.
-Thanks.
307
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,040
But sometimes...
308
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,400
-What the hell...?
-Calm down.
309
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:20,600
-We don't get together very often.
-You know what?
310
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,560
-Let's drink a toast to...
-Yes.
311
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,840
Why is it so difficult to celebrate?
312
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,840
I am celebrating.
I'm just skipping the wine.
313
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:38,640
-Even though you want it.
-Yes, but I don't need it.
314
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:45,520
But why? You're not making it easier
on me. You're punishing me.
315
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,920
I want to see you drink
the wine that you've chosen.
316
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:55,160
You're sitting here talking about
this wine that's so damn special.
317
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,440
Drink it!
318
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,280
-I can help you dad.
-No...
319
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,600
-The whole glass.
-That's enough, mom.
320
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,280
-The whole glass.
-Stop it, mom!
321
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,400
Did you take the
college aptitude exam?
322
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,480
What the fuck do you think?
I'm a senior physician.
323
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,320
Just asking.
324
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:08,880
-How about the main course?
-Yes, let's have the main course.
325
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:48,120
-How are things with you, Clara?
-At work? Fine.
326
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:52,560
-I made it on time today too.
-Smart ass.
327
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:57,440
Or maybe you were asking
about life in general?
328
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,240
He wants to know if you've
met anyone. It's about time.
329
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:04,520
-Is it about time?
-Yes.
330
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:09,600
-Find a decent, well-educated man.
-It's more difficult than you think.
331
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,440
You set the bar too high.
There's no "Mr. Perfect".
332
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,400
-Even the sun has spots.
-Did you hear that, dad?
333
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,320
Mom can be so romantic
when she likes.
334
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:26,200
-You're not getting any younger.
-You're not getting any nicer.
335
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:31,600
-Mind your attitude.
-Mind your food intake.
336
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:39,640
Seriously, the dress you're wearing.
Isn't it a little bit tight?
337
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,120
-I'm done here.
-Cut it out!
338
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,040
-Help me to bed.
-I'll help you, mom.
339
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,840
-No, finish your dinner.
-Now!
340
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,680
-So dramatic.
-That was so fucking unnecessary!
341
00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,480
So she can speak to me
anyway she wants?
342
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:06,640
I didn't mean to criticize you.
I was just criticizing your dress.
343
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,000
-I'll help you, dad.
-Sit down, Aron! I've got this.
344
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,440
-Get me out of here!
-I will.
345
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,840
Can't you let him help you?
346
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,240
-Come on! She started it.
-She's ill.
347
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,760
She's not ill.
She was in a car accident.
348
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,080
-She's not dying!
-Well maybe she had a bad day.
349
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:31,440
-Maybe I had a bad day!
-Fuck this!
350
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,960
-Where are you going?
-To study.
351
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,760
-For what?
-The aptitude exam. I told you.
352
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,600
No, you asked if I had taken
the exam.
353
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,520
Shut up!
354
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,160
-Are you OK?
-Yes.
355
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:54,040
-There we go...
-What a nice dinner, guys!
356
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,480
-Would you like me to raise the bed?
-Yes.
357
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,120
OK, I'm leaving now!
358
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,960
-There...
-That's fine.
359
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,200
Would you like to
have dessert in here?
360
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:18,560
-I can get it for you.
-I think I'll skip dessert.
361
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,360
Don't listen to Clara.
She's just being silly.
362
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,240
She's right. I need to get a grip.
363
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:33,880
Even the doctor told me that I
need to lose weight to get better.
364
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,160
I'll get you a pillow.
365
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,720
-Dad, shall I do the dishes?
-No, I'll take care of it.
366
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:03,040
-What?-I just wanted to say goodbye.
367
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,680
-There you go.
-Thanks.
368
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,280
You can't study for that exam.
You either have it or you don't.
369
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,120
Get laid!
370
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:19,400
What would I do without you, honey?
371
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:23,120
What would I do without you?
372
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,280
Sit here with me.
We can watch TV together.
373
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:50,200
I didn't mean to take it too fast.Can you forgive me?
374
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,560
Yes, I forgive you.
375
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,960
It's been an amazing day!What can I say?
376
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,280
Butterflies in my tummy,so many strong feelings.
377
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,480
There's been somuch kissing today.
378
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,440
My lips are achingafter all the kissing.
379
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,680
She's an amazing kisser.That's all I'm going to say.
380
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,800
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Excuse me...
Could you let me pass, please?
385
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,400
-A sweet tooth?
-What?
386
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,520
-Do you have a sweet tooth?
-Mm.
387
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,920
There are more bags
if you need them.
388
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,000
-Those are full of bacteria.
-OK. Thanks.
389
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:33,120
Today alone, 40-50
little kiddies' hands in there.
390
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,000
-Mm.
-Mm.
391
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:41,720
Hey... Take one of those too.
They're really good for you.
392
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,480
-Hi.
-Two mandarins and a powerbar.
393
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,200
-Anything else?
-No thanks.
394
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:01,080
Have another mandarin?
You might as well go the whole hog.
395
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,240
-I'll have one more.
-Yes.
396
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,000
Treat yourself toa sunshine holiday.
397
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:14,239
People spend so much money
on luxury. Such a waste!
398
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,400
Yeah...
399
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,280
I just need to get something.
400
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,880
-Could you get me a cup of tea?
-Sure.
401
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:35,360
-Would you like anything, son?
-No, I'm fine, thanks!
402
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:43,040
OK, this is me
investing in my future...
403
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,120
You should be here!
404
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,120
-Seriously?
-What?
405
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:33,480
-Are you following me?
-No, I live here.
406
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,880
OK.
407
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:55,520
-Do you live here?
-Yes, this is where my home is.
408
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:09,600
No, I'm kidding. I don't live here.
See you! Enjoy your evening.
409
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,800
Come on then...
410
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:28,960
Kersti... 40 years have passed.
411
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:34,680
I know you think
that luxury is a waste.
412
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,760
But if there's one person
in this world-
413
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,960
-worth wasting money on, it's you.
414
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:48,560
I love you so much.
415
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,880
Kersti? Kersti!
416
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:58,400
-Aron!
-I've got to run, dad!
417
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,680
Call an ambulance, for Christ's sake!
418
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:07,440
Kersti! Kersti!
419
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,520
Please don't leave me!
420
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,120
Hi, mom. How are you?
421
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,440
Oh, lovely!
422
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,440
Of course. Wait a minute...
423
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:47,920
Stupid windows.
What the... There, OK.
424
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,680
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