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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:52.800 --> 00:01:53.800 Hey! 2 00:01:54.100 --> 00:01:54.900 Are you okay? 3 00:01:54.900 --> 00:01:55.800 My God, are you allright? 4 00:01:55.800 --> 00:01:57.000 Yeah. 5 00:01:58.800 --> 00:02:00.800 How did you even get here? 6 00:02:00.800 --> 00:02:03.000 There's no road, there's barely even a trail. 7 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:06.000 I don't know. I'm from England. 8 00:02:07.500 --> 00:02:09.000 Oh, it's ... it's okay. 9 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:12.000 Are you alone out here? 10 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:13.800 Yeah. 11 00:02:14.500 --> 00:02:16.300 You want coming to my camper? 12 00:02:16.200 --> 00:02:18.400 Little warm apple kringel. 13 00:02:19.100 --> 00:02:20.600 Ah... 14 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:23.200 What is it? 15 00:02:28.743 --> 00:02:32.933 How did I know? How did I know that you'll be so incredible? 16 00:02:33.829 --> 00:02:35.862 Ah! It is no idea! 17 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:05.000 Hey... Hey Keenan! Come here, man. 18 00:03:06.200 --> 00:03:07.600 Keenan, come here. Quick. 19 00:03:07.600 --> 00:03:08.800 What? 20 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:09.800 Come here! 21 00:03:09.900 --> 00:03:11.200 What? 22 00:03:11.700 --> 00:03:13.300 Look at my chest. 23 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:15.400 Yeah... 24 00:03:15.900 --> 00:03:17.700 Oh, I had hair, man. 25 00:03:19.200 --> 00:03:21.400 Okay, not a lot of hair. 26 00:03:21.600 --> 00:03:23.600 But, I mean, you've seen me some, right? 27 00:03:26.000 --> 00:03:27.200 What? 28 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:29.600 I see that look. What? 29 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:33.600 What is it with you, man!? You're smarter than me, you're better-lookin' than me. 30 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:34.900 I'm not... 31 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:36.200 I know. 32 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:40.800 I'm just saying, you can get ev'ry girl you want. 33 00:03:41.100 --> 00:03:43.400 Easy for you to say, you've got Janine. 34 00:04:27.300 --> 00:04:29.000 So what do you think? 35 00:04:29.400 --> 00:04:30.800 You're joking, right? 36 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:36.200 It's remarkable, a very retro. I thought you were gettin' a pick-up? 37 00:04:36.300 --> 00:04:37.600 Yeah, I changed my mind. 38 00:04:37.900 --> 00:04:38.900 Okay, okay ... 39 00:04:38.700 --> 00:04:41.000 My dad loves this all things. 40 00:04:41.200 --> 00:04:43.400 'Cause you wanted to buy one fixed it up. 41 00:04:43.800 --> 00:04:45.400 I think it's great. 42 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:47.600 Yeah, it's awesome, it's diesel. 43 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:49.800 Fuck you, you think it's stupid. 44 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:00.400 What? 45 00:05:01.500 --> 00:05:02.500 What? 46 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:05.400 Oh, my God. Did you get laid? 47 00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:07.900 Finally! 48 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:09.800 I didn't say a word, I swear to God. 49 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:11.700 I knew it. Who is she? 50 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:14.000 Camping. Total stranger. 51 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:17.000 Congratulations. 52 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:19.800 I wanted hear all about it, but I gotta get to Physics. 53 00:05:19.900 --> 00:05:21.600 The truck is great. 54 00:05:23.200 --> 00:05:24.800 See ya', hottie. 55 00:05:25.500 --> 00:05:29.600 Could you find anything else to call me other than every guy in the world would say? 56 00:05:30.200 --> 00:05:31.600 Sweetheart... 57 00:05:31.800 --> 00:05:33.200 Baby... 58 00:05:33.800 --> 00:05:35.400 Thing very melange. 59 00:05:42.400 --> 00:05:44.000 You call me honey. 60 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:47.400 Okay, see ya' tonight. 61 00:05:54.200 --> 00:05:57.000 So, this is gonna be, like, your car? 62 00:05:58.800 --> 00:06:00.200 Yeah. 63 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:12.200 First off... 64 00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:14.000 that woman... 65 00:06:16.400 --> 00:06:19.000 we didn't go all the way, you know? 66 00:06:19.400 --> 00:06:21.400 Yeah, okay. So? 67 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:27.800 So, technically... think I'm still virgin? 68 00:06:29.400 --> 00:06:30.500 Were you inside her? 69 00:06:30.700 --> 00:06:31.800 Yeah. 70 00:06:33.100 --> 00:06:34.900 It counts. Next? 71 00:06:38.500 --> 00:06:39.700 What? 72 00:06:43.200 --> 00:06:44.600 Well... 73 00:06:44.700 --> 00:06:47.000 I sort of been having this dream... 74 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:51.400 You know, forget it. I'm not telling you. 75 00:06:51.600 --> 00:06:52.800 What!? 76 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:56.200 Come on, man, you know enough of my secrets to get me shot. 77 00:06:56.800 --> 00:06:58.800 Sharon's mom on Thanksgiving?... 78 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:03.600 What the fuck dream is there you can't tell me? 79 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:08.400 Oh... 80 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:11.800 It's about part of me gettin' smaller. 81 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:17.400 The important part. 82 00:07:19.200 --> 00:07:20.800 The thing is... 83 00:07:21.729 --> 00:07:24.000 I think the dream is real. 84 00:07:25.200 --> 00:07:28.000 Oh, give me a fuckin' break, man. You're not thirteen! 85 00:07:28.100 --> 00:07:30.200 Screw you, maybe I caught something. 86 00:07:33.300 --> 00:07:37.200 It's pratically the first time in about five years you haven't had an hard on. 87 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:40.800 I think it's good you bought this truck. 88 00:07:57.400 --> 00:07:59.200 You're too "stoned" to drive. 89 00:07:59.200 --> 00:08:00.600 No, I'm not. 90 00:08:04.200 --> 00:08:06.000 Yeah, I got it. I got it. 91 00:08:34.500 --> 00:08:37.000 I can do the gasket for twenty bucks.. 92 00:08:37.400 --> 00:08:39.600 But new T-sprocks, for this thing... 93 00:08:40.300 --> 00:08:42.700 I'm looking at two, maybe three hundred? 94 00:08:43.400 --> 00:08:45.200 Uh, shit... 95 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:50.600 You think that I hold off on that? 96 00:08:53.100 --> 00:08:54.700 No skin off my ass... 97 00:08:57.600 --> 00:08:59.800 But a few days... weeks... 98 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:03.000 blow your whole transmission. 99 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:11.000 Ah, Jeez.... I don't know, I... 100 00:09:13.100 --> 00:09:15.800 Probably shouldn't got this thing, uh? 101 00:09:16.200 --> 00:09:17.700 No, it's cool. 102 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:20.200 475 horsepower... 103 00:09:20.400 --> 00:09:21.800 25 inch wheels... 104 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:23.400 Chrome grill. 105 00:09:23.800 --> 00:09:25.200 You did good. 106 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:34.400 Let me check in the back. 107 00:09:34.600 --> 00:09:36.400 See if we got a used set. 108 00:09:36.800 --> 00:09:39.600 Oh, *** Thanks, man. 109 00:09:57.000 --> 00:09:58.400 Shit! 110 00:10:05.400 --> 00:10:06.800 Yeah... 111 00:10:27.600 --> 00:10:30.000 Yeah, 6 bucks. 112 00:10:32.000 --> 00:10:33.400 Gasket. 113 00:10:48.800 --> 00:10:50.400 It's not my wrench. 114 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:52.200 It's my truck. 115 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:56.500 What's wrong with it? 116 00:10:57.900 --> 00:11:01.400 Oh, you have to know just needs a new gasket... 117 00:11:01.800 --> 00:11:03.200 ...and a couple T-sprocks.... 118 00:11:03.400 --> 00:11:06.400 ...the flanges are sheared off. You know, it's no a big deal. 119 00:11:13.400 --> 00:11:15.800 You gotta becareful with my brother, Max. 120 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:17.600 He's sellin' you "T-sprocks?" 121 00:11:17.800 --> 00:11:18.800 Yeah. 122 00:11:19.200 --> 00:11:20.700 There's no such thing. 123 00:11:21.200 --> 00:11:23.400 Last week he sold a whole set to Mrs. Gustafson: 124 00:11:23.400 --> 00:11:25.200 six hundred bucks. 125 00:11:25.400 --> 00:11:26.600 Oh ... 126 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:29.400 My name's Michelle, by the way. 127 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:32.800 Yeah. From New York, right? 128 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:35.400 Poli-Sci transfer. 129 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:39.000 I sort of asked around campus. 130 00:11:40.200 --> 00:11:41.400 You did? 131 00:11:42.200 --> 00:11:44.800 Yeah, you've prob'ly already got a stalker, huh? 132 00:11:45.400 --> 00:11:46.600 No. 133 00:11:47.000 --> 00:11:49.200 Hey, you ever heard of a Cafe Lunizia? 134 00:11:49.800 --> 00:11:51.200 The Italian? 135 00:11:51.400 --> 00:11:53.200 They got New York style pizza... 136 00:11:53.800 --> 00:11:55.600 Make you feel at home. 137 00:11:56.000 --> 00:11:57.600 You askin' me out? 138 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:01.600 Yeah. 139 00:12:01.800 --> 00:12:03.200 Definitely. 140 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:07.400 Hey, Spanky, let's go! Look forward to kickin' your puck ass. 141 00:12:11.400 --> 00:12:13.800 It's... it's my ride. 142 00:12:15.400 --> 00:12:16.800 Your name's "Spanky?" 143 00:12:17.200 --> 00:12:19.800 No, Puck Ass... 144 00:12:21.000 --> 00:12:22.600 No, people just call me Luke. 145 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:27.600 We're beatin' his frat boy team in ass hockey. 146 00:12:27.800 --> 00:12:29.200 You know, pisses 'em off. 147 00:12:33.400 --> 00:12:36.800 Look, I'll talk to Max... to just replace the gasket, okay? 148 00:12:36.900 --> 00:12:37.700 Thanks. 149 00:12:37.800 --> 00:12:39.400 Wait... So, uh,... 150 00:12:40.200 --> 00:12:41.600 what do you think? 151 00:12:41.800 --> 00:12:44.600 I'll just sit there I won't to talk. 152 00:12:47.000 --> 00:12:48.800 Yeah, look, uhm... 153 00:12:49.000 --> 00:12:53.100 I just split up with this total amoeba, so... 154 00:12:53.100 --> 00:12:55.000 Oh, but I'm a paramecium.... 155 00:12:55.400 --> 00:12:57.400 You know, that's way more evolved. 156 00:12:59.400 --> 00:13:01.400 Maybe I'll give you a call when your truck's ready. 157 00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:03.500 Great. 158 00:13:04.600 --> 00:13:06.600 You mean to go out, right? 159 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:15.000 Yeah. 160 00:13:30.600 --> 00:13:31.800 Wow! 161 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:33.600 That was her! 162 00:13:33.800 --> 00:13:35.360 Yeah. I know. 163 00:13:35.600 --> 00:13:37.800 Jesus, man, you're sweatin' like crazy. 164 00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:44.900 I'm such a moron. 165 00:13:45.100 --> 00:13:46.100 No, you're not. 166 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:47.600 No, yeah, I am. 167 00:13:47.800 --> 00:13:49.400 I have incontrovertible proof. 168 00:13:49.800 --> 00:13:50.741 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 169 00:13:53.100 --> 00:13:57.400 You know, I wish just about my leg on a table, too, I'm so glad that you did the first. 170 00:13:58.800 --> 00:14:00.400 It's a hawk. 171 00:14:02.000 --> 00:14:03.800 See, you're smirking! 172 00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:04.900 No, it's just... 173 00:14:05.000 --> 00:14:06.400 And it's green. 174 00:14:06.500 --> 00:14:08.700 Ok? That's the one color tattoo they can't remove! 175 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:10.100 Oh, really? 176 00:14:10.700 --> 00:14:11.700 Bummer... 177 00:14:11.800 --> 00:14:14.200 It's okay. I'm considering a prosthetic foot. 178 00:14:20.200 --> 00:14:22.000 I caught him with my best friend. 179 00:14:22.400 --> 00:14:24.200 Former. 180 00:14:24.400 --> 00:14:26.200 Such a cliché. 181 00:14:28.200 --> 00:14:29.400 I'm sorry. 182 00:14:32.000 --> 00:14:33.600 Winthrop Hawkins. 183 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:35.400 "Hawk". 184 00:14:35.900 --> 00:14:37.600 Like... 185 00:14:37.800 --> 00:14:40.200 ...from this Park Avenue family. 186 00:14:40.800 --> 00:14:44.400 He'd know what kind of mushrooms those are, what the best wine is. 187 00:14:44.600 --> 00:14:46.400 The best wine is beer. 188 00:14:58.000 --> 00:14:59.600 What's the matter? 189 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:02.000 Oh...Nothing. 190 00:15:02.200 --> 00:15:05.200 Maybe just...little hot out here. 191 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:08.200 I don't know. 192 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:10.500 You want moron? 193 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:13.200 I got a story. 194 00:15:15.200 --> 00:15:16.900 When my dad died... 195 00:15:17.100 --> 00:15:17.700 I'm sorry. 196 00:15:17.800 --> 00:15:20.200 No, it's okay. I was nine, so... 197 00:15:24.400 --> 00:15:26.600 I barely knew what was goin' on. 198 00:15:27.000 --> 00:15:28.800 But I do remember that... 199 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:32.600 ...the grave still really really sad, you know. 200 00:15:32.800 --> 00:15:37.800 So I painted all kind of fish and smiley faces all over it. 201 00:15:40.200 --> 00:15:41.600 That's sweet. 202 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:44.800 Yeah. I'm sure my dad would've loved that. 203 00:15:48.400 --> 00:15:50.000 You're great, you know? 204 00:15:56.600 --> 00:15:59.400 Would you excuse me, just one second? Please. 205 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:01.400 Thank you. 206 00:18:20.900 --> 00:18:24.400 What's going on, man? You're pick for "Golden globe" this weekend? 207 00:18:24.600 --> 00:18:27.400 Everyone should just mind their own fucking business! 208 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:38.200 Didn't go so great, huh? 209 00:18:48.800 --> 00:18:50.600 Oh, I don't know, Keenan. 210 00:18:52.600 --> 00:18:54.600 It was goin' great, man. 211 00:18:55.600 --> 00:18:57.800 She's amazing. She's... 212 00:18:58.800 --> 00:19:00.400 She's so smart. 213 00:19:00.600 --> 00:19:02.000 Funny. 214 00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:07.000 When she's travelling on her spoon...like "ah". 215 00:19:07.800 --> 00:19:09.000 Cool. 216 00:19:13.800 --> 00:19:15.400 But... 217 00:19:15.500 --> 00:19:17.600 Then I started gettin' that... 218 00:19:19.400 --> 00:19:22.000 I gotta weird feeling again. 219 00:19:23.100 --> 00:19:25.600 I think I know what's going on, okay? 220 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:27.800 "Acute adolescent anxiety". 221 00:19:28.200 --> 00:19:32.400 It's from the stress of college, girls, grades. It's really common. 222 00:19:32.500 --> 00:19:35.400 I'm not adolescent, okay? 223 00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:37.300 Where'd you get this crap? 224 00:19:37.400 --> 00:19:38.400 The net. 225 00:19:38.500 --> 00:19:39.200 Oh, the net? 226 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:41.200 Yes, the net. Just hear me out, okay? 227 00:19:41.600 --> 00:19:46.500 I gotta all the symptoms like right off the bad: panic attacks, localized alopecia, which is... 228 00:19:46.600 --> 00:19:48.400 ...that means...hair loss. 229 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:50.200 I wrote this doctor. 230 00:19:50.300 --> 00:19:54.200 He wrote me back saying: "Is there any chance that your friend Luke just lost his virginity?" 231 00:19:54.400 --> 00:19:55.500 You gave him my name? 232 00:19:55.600 --> 00:19:57.400 Look, he's from back East. 233 00:19:59.100 --> 00:20:02.100 He's sending an information package for you, man, I think you should read it. 234 00:20:02.100 --> 00:20:06.000 I mean, Jesus, well, you got me thinking like you're going bipolar on me or something. 235 00:20:06.100 --> 00:20:07.400 Come on, Luke! 236 00:20:07.500 --> 00:20:09.500 What am I suppose to think? 237 00:20:12.800 --> 00:20:14.600 I came to apologize. 238 00:20:14.500 --> 00:20:16.800 I had this pasta the other night... 239 00:20:17.200 --> 00:20:20.000 "pasta quattro funghi", full mushrooms. 240 00:20:20.200 --> 00:20:22.400 Anyway, it took me a long time to realize... 241 00:20:22.600 --> 00:20:25.200 ...but I think somebody put shrooms in it, all right? 242 00:20:25.300 --> 00:20:27.000 Or somehow they got in there. 243 00:20:27.400 --> 00:20:29.400 I was so hallucinating and everything.. 244 00:20:30.200 --> 00:20:32.000 You know what amazes even me? 245 00:20:31.900 --> 00:20:35.000 A guy's capacity to be a world-class asshole. 246 00:20:35.400 --> 00:20:37.000 Fortunately, I'm familiar with the cause. 247 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:39.200 Will you just please tell her I came by? 248 00:20:39.600 --> 00:20:42.206 No, forget it. I'll catch up with her on my own. 249 00:20:42.800 --> 00:20:44.200 No. You won't. 250 00:20:44.800 --> 00:20:45.600 Look... 251 00:20:45.700 --> 00:20:47.600 I'm gonna see your sister if she'll see me. 252 00:20:47.800 --> 00:20:49.100 I don't care the fuck what you say about it. 253 00:20:49.200 --> 00:20:49.700 Oh, really? 254 00:20:49.800 --> 00:20:50.700 Yeah, really. 255 00:20:50.800 --> 00:20:53.600 You go anywhere near her, I'll feed your nuts to the neighbor's dog! 256 00:20:53.900 --> 00:20:54.500 Oh, yeah? 257 00:20:54.600 --> 00:20:55.400 What kind a' dog is it? 258 00:20:55.500 --> 00:20:56.600 Huh? 259 00:20:56.700 --> 00:20:58.700 I mean, is it a pitbull, or what? 260 00:21:02.600 --> 00:21:04.200 I'm crazy about her. 261 00:21:06.200 --> 00:21:07.800 Shrooms, huh? 262 00:21:09.800 --> 00:21:11.600 I'll tell her you came by. 263 00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:46.400 Had a sudden intense midnight craving for a cherry popsicle. 264 00:21:48.600 --> 00:21:49.600 Oh, okay. 265 00:21:49.500 --> 00:21:52.500 You can find it in that freezer. 266 00:21:52.800 --> 00:21:54.200 What a relief. 267 00:22:00.100 --> 00:22:01.800 I'm Sydney. You? 268 00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:02.900 Luke. 269 00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:04.400 Hey, Luke. 270 00:22:04.800 --> 00:22:06.200 Workin' late, huh? 271 00:22:06.800 --> 00:22:08.000 Yeah. 272 00:22:08.200 --> 00:22:09.600 Four AM. 273 00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:11.100 It sucks. 274 00:22:10.900 --> 00:22:12.900 Get out of here, when going to say that. 275 00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:13.700 Say what? 276 00:22:13.500 --> 00:22:17.600 Why you gotta say: "It sucks", like it was a bad thing? 277 00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:20.000 It's just a path peeve, I mean... 278 00:22:20.400 --> 00:22:23.900 every guy's just dying to get a blow job, right? So... 279 00:22:23.600 --> 00:22:28.300 you think they'd treat those words with profound respect, like holy scripture. 280 00:22:28.400 --> 00:22:29.800 For example... 281 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:34.200 "Unbelievable sunset, honey: doesn't it just suck?", or 282 00:22:34.400 --> 00:22:39.400 "You won an Olympic Gold Medal, that blows!". 283 00:22:42.800 --> 00:22:44.600 You got sure right, yeah. 284 00:22:46.400 --> 00:22:47.600 Wow... 285 00:22:47.800 --> 00:22:50.000 It must be great at your age, mhm? 286 00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:56.400 That river of testosterone just coursing through your veins, the damn about to burst! 287 00:22:57.000 --> 00:22:58.000 Hey. 288 00:22:58.200 --> 00:22:59.800 What do you say... 289 00:23:00.000 --> 00:23:04.800 ...lock up the store and try for our own Olympic Gold? 290 00:23:06.400 --> 00:23:07.800 Uh... 291 00:23:08.800 --> 00:23:10.600 No, thanks. 292 00:23:12.600 --> 00:23:14.000 Jeez, lady. 293 00:23:16.600 --> 00:23:18.400 Uh, I hate my hair. 294 00:23:18.800 --> 00:23:21.400 I want to change the color, what do you think? 295 00:23:22.800 --> 00:23:24.400 Looks fine to me. 296 00:23:25.000 --> 00:23:27.800 Your hair is such an incredible color. 297 00:23:29.000 --> 00:23:30.600 It's blond. 298 00:23:31.000 --> 00:23:32.600 I love it. 299 00:23:32.800 --> 00:23:34.100 Hey, you think that I can just... 300 00:23:34.300 --> 00:23:36.200 snip off a little piece? 301 00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:39.800 Match the color? It really..."sucks". 302 00:23:40.800 --> 00:23:42.400 Oh, okay, now you're just messing with me. 303 00:23:42.500 --> 00:23:43.800 No, I'm not. 304 00:23:44.000 --> 00:23:45.400 I really like it. 305 00:23:46.500 --> 00:23:48.300 You should get rid a' that thing, anyway. 306 00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:49.300 I have clippers in my bag. 307 00:23:49.400 --> 00:23:50.300 What thing? 308 00:23:50.100 --> 00:23:52.600 Cowlick. Right here. See? 309 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:53.700 Aw.. 310 00:23:53.800 --> 00:23:54.700 What? 311 00:23:54.800 --> 00:23:55.700 What are you doing? 312 00:23:55.800 --> 00:23:59.400 What...you don't like being touched? 313 00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:02.400 No. 314 00:24:06.600 --> 00:24:07.600 What's the matter? 315 00:24:07.700 --> 00:24:10.400 Look, I'm sorry, but you're just bizarre. 316 00:24:10.800 --> 00:24:12.300 Maybe... 317 00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:17.600 one thing I learned long ago, 318 00:24:18.800 --> 00:24:20.800 you can't change your true nature, 319 00:24:21.000 --> 00:24:23.000 even if it can change you. 320 00:24:56.800 --> 00:24:58.200 Oh, great. 321 00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:00.800 Gracias. 322 00:25:01.800 --> 00:25:03.500 Man, a lady's eyeing you. 323 00:25:03.600 --> 00:25:06.600 Oh, holy shit. It's that lady from the store! 324 00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:08.400 I think she's comin' over. 325 00:25:10.200 --> 00:25:11.700 Hey, guys... 326 00:25:11.900 --> 00:25:13.700 I'll buy you a drink? 327 00:25:14.200 --> 00:25:17.300 Actually, we're here with dates already. Thanks. 328 00:25:17.400 --> 00:25:18.300 You are? 329 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:19.400 Who? 330 00:25:19.300 --> 00:25:21.000 They're around. 331 00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:25.000 Luke, if you like this girl, we got to talk. 332 00:25:26.200 --> 00:25:27.600 What? 333 00:25:27.800 --> 00:25:30.400 Anything happens since we spoke last. 334 00:25:31.200 --> 00:25:33.200 Hot flashes? Pressure in your chest? 335 00:25:33.600 --> 00:25:34.800 Who are you? 336 00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:38.200 Dr. Sydney Catchadourian. 337 00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:39.800 Keenan, right? 338 00:25:40.000 --> 00:25:41.200 Yeah. 339 00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:42.500 You know him? 340 00:25:42.600 --> 00:25:44.400 We exchanged E-mail. 341 00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:46.300 Oh, you're the doctor? 342 00:25:46.400 --> 00:25:47.500 From Savannah? 343 00:25:47.600 --> 00:25:48.800 I came right away. 344 00:25:49.000 --> 00:25:50.600 Why? 345 00:25:50.800 --> 00:25:52.200 Your friend here... 346 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:54.800 ...has an extra chromosome. 347 00:25:59.800 --> 00:26:04.000 You're like some whack job, lady. Stay away from here. Jeez! 348 00:26:05.400 --> 00:26:07.200 I tested your hair. 349 00:26:10.200 --> 00:26:13.000 Someone put mushrooms in my mushroom sauce. 350 00:26:16.800 --> 00:26:18.200 My advice... 351 00:26:18.600 --> 00:26:20.600 ...you got to keep him away from that girl. 352 00:26:20.800 --> 00:26:22.400 He's a rock. 353 00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:24.400 Can? 354 00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:26.300 So, yeah. 355 00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:28.200 You can trust him. 356 00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:32.600 I hoped it was the same for Keenan. I'm not used to rocks, 357 00:26:32.800 --> 00:26:34.100 I'm used to pebbles. 358 00:26:33.900 --> 00:26:36.400 Oh, please, grains of sand. 359 00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:39.000 Hello, **** 360 00:26:39.400 --> 00:26:41.000 Thanks. 361 00:26:45.600 --> 00:26:46.700 So everything's allright? 362 00:26:46.800 --> 00:26:51.000 Yeah. Fine.. just a...beer. 363 00:26:53.600 --> 00:26:56.200 You're right, man. The lady is nuts. 364 00:26:57.000 --> 00:26:58.800 Let's play some pool? 365 00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:04.200 You'd be checking at them all night... 366 00:27:04.900 --> 00:27:06.800 You got a thing for him, or what? 367 00:27:06.800 --> 00:27:08.200 Actually... 368 00:27:08.200 --> 00:27:10.700 I'm hoping he's got one for me. 369 00:27:11.500 --> 00:27:13.100 Your friends sorta' like each other, uh? 370 00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:15.000 Yep...Yeah. 371 00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:18.400 They're like super-glue. 372 00:27:18.600 --> 00:27:21.200 Thirty seconds together, you can't pull 'em apart. 373 00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:25.000 How'd they meet? 374 00:27:25.600 --> 00:27:27.600 Keenan sold her a bike. 375 00:27:27.900 --> 00:27:30.800 I don't think they've been apart more than three hours since. 376 00:27:36.600 --> 00:27:37.700 You know... 377 00:27:37.800 --> 00:27:40.800 I never thought in a million years you'd go out with me, 378 00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:42.400 let alone twice. 379 00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:45.400 Oh, man, you're not supposed to say that. 380 00:27:45.600 --> 00:27:48.400 That's a total pathetic, loser thing to say. 381 00:27:48.800 --> 00:27:52.000 But that's okay. I'm gonna' take it as a huge compliment. 382 00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:53.100 Good. 383 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:54.100 Okay. 384 00:27:54.200 --> 00:27:56.400 Two word answers only... 385 00:27:57.500 --> 00:28:00.000 Why'd you ask me out in the first place? 386 00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:01.600 Okay, okay... 387 00:28:05.000 --> 00:28:06.400 Beautiful. 388 00:28:07.600 --> 00:28:10.700 Unpretentious. Very important. 389 00:28:11.800 --> 00:28:13.600 Now, why'd you say 'yes'? 390 00:28:16.800 --> 00:28:19.800 Uhm..gentle, sensitive... 391 00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:23.600 Oh, sorry, okay... Hot...Deep. 392 00:28:23.800 --> 00:28:24.900 Is that better? 393 00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:27.800 Yes. Hot, deep... It's better. 394 00:28:28.800 --> 00:28:29.800 Okay. 395 00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:33.000 I got two words for you. 396 00:28:34.400 --> 00:28:37.200 What're you most passionate about? 397 00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:40.500 Friendship. 398 00:28:41.400 --> 00:28:43.200 And trust. 399 00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:46.700 Those are good ones. 400 00:28:46.800 --> 00:28:47.400 Yeah? 401 00:28:47.500 --> 00:28:48.700 Yeah. 402 00:28:49.000 --> 00:28:50.500 What about you? 403 00:28:54.200 --> 00:28:56.000 Hockey. 404 00:28:57.200 --> 00:28:59.500 Hockey. Yeah. 405 00:28:59.600 --> 00:29:01.400 So much for "deep". 406 00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:05.000 You. 407 00:29:16.500 --> 00:29:20.000 That girl is with... You think he's serious about her? 408 00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:25.000 I'd give my left one to be with that girl. 409 00:29:27.800 --> 00:29:28.700 Girls go first. 410 00:29:28.500 --> 00:29:30.600 Okay, I'm gonna break this one wide open. 411 00:29:30.800 --> 00:29:32.400 Right. 412 00:29:34.600 --> 00:29:36.200 God! Sorry! 413 00:29:43.400 --> 00:29:44.300 What? 414 00:29:44.400 --> 00:29:46.400 Oh, are you okay? 415 00:29:47.000 --> 00:29:48.600 Yeah, I'm okay. 416 00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:51.600 Man, I'd be on the floor cryin' like a baby. 417 00:29:51.800 --> 00:29:53.200 Yeah, right. 418 00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:01.400 Would you excuse me a sec'? 419 00:30:02.600 --> 00:30:05.200 Jesus, seems like precision got it missed. 420 00:30:07.800 --> 00:30:09.200 Are you okay? 421 00:30:09.600 --> 00:30:10.700 It's bad? 422 00:30:10.800 --> 00:30:11.900 It's really bad? 423 00:30:11.900 --> 00:30:12.800 I'll get some ice. 424 00:30:12.900 --> 00:30:14.100 No! Wait! 425 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:15.100 What? 426 00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:15.900 Keenan! 427 00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:16.500 What? 428 00:30:16.600 --> 00:30:17.000 Keenan! 429 00:30:17.100 --> 00:30:17.600 What? 430 00:30:17.700 --> 00:30:19.400 Look! 431 00:30:20.600 --> 00:30:21.600 Oh my God! 432 00:30:21.700 --> 00:30:23.200 Oh, MY GOD! 433 00:30:23.800 --> 00:30:25.400 Oh, my God! 434 00:30:26.100 --> 00:30:27.000 What did I tell you? 435 00:30:27.100 --> 00:30:29.000 I told you to keep him away from that girl. 436 00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:31.000 Close the door. 437 00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:32.400 You stay away from me, crazy bitch! 438 00:30:32.500 --> 00:30:34.700 Luke, I'm gonna help you. 439 00:30:34.800 --> 00:30:36.100 We're gonna get it back. 440 00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:38.200 Now focus. Do you listen to me? 441 00:30:38.600 --> 00:30:40.600 Good. Drink this. 442 00:30:43.000 --> 00:30:44.500 You don't want to give it back? 443 00:30:46.100 --> 00:30:47.100 What is it? 444 00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:50.400 Valium, Flexeril... And a shitload of Darvon. 445 00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:52.900 You gotta' calm down. 446 00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:54.100 Calm down? 447 00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:55.500 What the hell is wrong with him? 448 00:30:55.600 --> 00:30:57.600 He's a zerophiliac. 449 00:30:58.300 --> 00:30:59.700 A what? 450 00:30:59.500 --> 00:31:01.600 He's the best stop, I'm gettin' a doctor! 451 00:31:01.800 --> 00:31:04.800 Oh, it's your lucky day, I am a doctor! 452 00:31:05.400 --> 00:31:06.800 You breathe one word of this, 453 00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:09.800 ...anyone else sees him like this and a medical turns... 454 00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:11.000 he's fucked. 455 00:31:11.100 --> 00:31:11.900 God, get out!? 456 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:14.400 Pictures all over the net, tabloids, television! 457 00:31:14.500 --> 00:31:15.200 Television?! 458 00:31:15.300 --> 00:31:17.500 No! We're gonna' get it back! 459 00:31:17.800 --> 00:31:21.800 You let me help him, he gets a normal body, lives a normal life. 460 00:31:22.300 --> 00:31:24.300 I mean, you his friend or not? 461 00:31:24.700 --> 00:31:27.200 Wait a minute, is it contagious? 462 00:31:28.900 --> 00:31:30.500 There are no recorded incidents 463 00:31:30.600 --> 00:31:31.800 Recorded incidents? 464 00:31:31.900 --> 00:31:34.200 Oh, please God! What did I do wrong? 465 00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:36.200 Recorded incidents? 466 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:38.500 Oh my God, I used his deodorant! 467 00:31:38.600 --> 00:31:39.300 Oh, will you calm down? 468 00:31:39.400 --> 00:31:40.200 Calm down? 469 00:31:40.300 --> 00:31:42.000 Calm down? 470 00:31:44.900 --> 00:31:46.400 Finally. 471 00:31:46.900 --> 00:31:49.400 He's alright. He didn't go all the way. 472 00:31:49.800 --> 00:31:54.100 When you fall asleep or pass out, a Z almost always reverts back. 473 00:31:54.300 --> 00:31:56.500 It's called a Nocturnal Remission. 474 00:31:58.500 --> 00:32:00.700 Oh, relax, it's not contagious. 475 00:32:03.600 --> 00:32:04.700 How many cases are there? 476 00:32:04.800 --> 00:32:06.200 In the world? 477 00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:08.000 A hundred. A thousand. 478 00:32:08.600 --> 00:32:09.900 There's no way to know. 479 00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:12.200 It doesn't show up in any normal DNA test. 480 00:32:12.500 --> 00:32:16.000 It's triggered when you first have sex. 481 00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:17.800 The woman in the RV! 482 00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:19.000 From England. 483 00:32:19.100 --> 00:32:20.000 Aha ... 484 00:32:20.200 --> 00:32:23.400 Now, you're Morphescent whenever you're aroused. 485 00:32:23.600 --> 00:32:28.800 Wait...You tellin' me this is gonna happen every time he gets the hots for a girl? 486 00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:33.400 Man, this could be a problem. 487 00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:37.800 I mean, is there a cure, or...? 488 00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:40.200 It's not a disease! 489 00:32:40.800 --> 00:32:43.800 But...there are steps you can take. 490 00:32:43.800 --> 00:32:45.000 What are the steps? 491 00:32:45.100 --> 00:32:46.600 Before anything... 492 00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:49.400 you have to try going all the way. 493 00:32:49.800 --> 00:32:51.800 Turn all the way into a female. 494 00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:54.800 Ouch! You out of your mind? 495 00:32:55.000 --> 00:32:56.500 Maybe we should get a second opinion. 496 00:32:56.600 --> 00:32:59.600 Yeah, yeah, maybe we should! 'Cause you can forget that! 497 00:32:59.800 --> 00:33:03.000 Guys, I warn you, they've never seen anything like this before. 498 00:33:03.300 --> 00:33:06.200 First they'll try to pumpin' full of antipsychotic medications, 499 00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:08.000 try surgery, 500 00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:09.700 electroshock therapy... 501 00:33:12.500 --> 00:33:14.000 God knows what else. 502 00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:16.700 Okay, so look, say he does try goin' all the way... 503 00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:17.900 I'm just asking... 504 00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:19.200 It ain't gonna' happen! 505 00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:22.594 Oh, for Christ sake! I'm trying to help you. 506 00:33:22.594 --> 00:33:24.800 That Z chromosome's not latent anymore! 507 00:33:24.700 --> 00:33:26.900 Look, if effects are very differently... 508 00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:28.100 you don't get control a' that thing, 509 00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:29.900 you don't know when it's going to kick in, 510 00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:31.100 what it's gonna' do it to you! 511 00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:36.200 You want to end up with three left breasts, behemoth hips and one testicle? 512 00:33:41.800 --> 00:33:44.000 How would he even do that? I mean, go all the way? 513 00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:45.700 He's a Z. 514 00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:49.200 You can go all the way, when you have an orgasm. 515 00:33:49.600 --> 00:33:51.400 Okay, uhm... With who? 516 00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:54.200 Let me check my calendar. 517 00:33:56.200 --> 00:33:58.400 Well, you're not my type either. 518 00:33:58.600 --> 00:34:03.600 Truth is, at this stage, you don't really need anybody else. 519 00:34:04.800 --> 00:34:07.200 So...how do I do it? 520 00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:15.200 Luke... 521 00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:16.900 It's a lot to absorb, I know. 522 00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:18.900 You're going not to tell anybody about this. 523 00:34:19.000 --> 00:34:20.500 Not even Janine, man. I'm serious. 524 00:34:20.600 --> 00:34:22.600 I swear to God. I don't say a word. 525 00:34:39.800 --> 00:34:41.200 I'm not doin' it. 526 00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:44.000 I don't give a shit what she says! I can control this. 527 00:34:45.375 --> 00:34:46.216 How? 528 00:34:47.600 --> 00:34:49.000 Well... 529 00:34:49.600 --> 00:34:51.134 I didn't know what was goin' on before. 530 00:34:51.134 --> 00:34:55.375 Now I do, so, it's not gonna' be a problem. 531 00:34:55.600 --> 00:34:57.000 I just need to stay focused! 532 00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:00.600 Good shot! 533 00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:05.600 So you mean to tell me, you can try keep yourself from getting turned on? 534 00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:06.800 Yeah. 535 00:35:06.700 --> 00:35:09.400 Come on, Luke, you get turned on by two scoops of ice creams. 536 00:35:10.500 --> 00:35:14.600 No, I'm just sayin'. You think Larissa, the horse-faced girl's got her good points. 537 00:35:15.500 --> 00:35:16.700 Hey! 538 00:35:18.700 --> 00:35:21.200 Hope we'd find you here. 539 00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:24.200 Hey. 540 00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:28.600 We just wanted to know if you're alright after... 541 00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:29.800 last night. 542 00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:30.900 Yeah. 543 00:35:31.300 --> 00:35:32.500 Yeah, I'm good. 544 00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:34.000 Good. 545 00:35:35.300 --> 00:35:36.500 Good. 546 00:35:39.900 --> 00:35:42.000 I had a really good time last night. 547 00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:45.600 Yeah... me too. 548 00:35:47.900 --> 00:35:50.200 Will you excuse me for just one second? 549 00:36:00.600 --> 00:36:02.000 What is goin' on? 550 00:36:02.200 --> 00:36:03.200 Nothing. 551 00:36:03.400 --> 00:36:06.200 We got a big game tomorrow. 552 00:36:06.600 --> 00:36:09.900 Sometimes guys just need to hang with the guys, you know? No distractions? 553 00:36:10.100 --> 00:36:12.000 What the hell are you talking about? 554 00:36:17.200 --> 00:36:20.600 Come on, Michelle, let the boys play with their pucks. 555 00:36:24.200 --> 00:36:25.400 You told her? 556 00:36:25.500 --> 00:36:26.700 Dude, I had to. 557 00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:27.700 You know Janine. 558 00:36:27.500 --> 00:36:29.200 I've read about this. But it's go real, 559 00:36:29.300 --> 00:36:30.700 it's so cool! 560 00:36:31.100 --> 00:36:32.300 It's just disgusting! 561 00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:33.900 How can you say that? 562 00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:38.400 I'm seriously, Keen, wouldn't you love to see what is inside a girl's body? 563 00:36:39.200 --> 00:36:41.200 Uf, don't even go there! 564 00:36:41.300 --> 00:36:43.200 Okay, fine. You're guys. 565 00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:44.400 But still... 566 00:36:44.500 --> 00:36:47.500 isn't it every guy's fancy to have a pair of boobs to play with anytime he wants? 567 00:36:47.600 --> 00:36:48.900 Not my own! 568 00:36:49.100 --> 00:36:51.300 God, man, how could you tell her? 569 00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:53.700 She should be here. Come on, man, it's just weird, 570 00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:56.000 two guys hangin' out, one turnin' into a girl.... 571 00:36:56.100 --> 00:36:58.600 I can't wait. I mean, it's not something you get to see every day. 572 00:36:59.500 --> 00:37:00.800 No! Forget it! 573 00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:01.800 Forget it, man. 574 00:37:01.600 --> 00:37:02.800 What, he gets to, and I don't! 575 00:37:02.900 --> 00:37:04.400 No one gets to! 576 00:37:11.800 --> 00:37:14.000 Should we put on some soft music, or something? 577 00:37:14.100 --> 00:37:15.700 Do you want a magazine in there, buddy? 578 00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:17.000 Shut up! 579 00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:39.600 Anything? 580 00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:41.000 No. 581 00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:44.300 Hey, you wanna a beer in there? 582 00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:45.400 No! 583 00:37:48.100 --> 00:37:50.600 If I had a chance to be a guy for a day, I'd jump at it. 584 00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:52.400 Wouldn't you? 585 00:37:52.500 --> 00:37:53.900 I AM a guy. 586 00:37:54.800 --> 00:37:56.400 It's like instinct evolution. 587 00:37:57.000 --> 00:37:59.000 I'm feeling it... 588 00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:08.200 Yeah. 589 00:38:11.000 --> 00:38:13.000 Oh God! 590 00:38:26.500 --> 00:38:28.300 Hey Luke, are you alright? 591 00:38:33.600 --> 00:38:35.000 Oh, yeah. 592 00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:38.400 Oh, my God. 593 00:38:58.700 --> 00:38:59.700 Wow. 594 00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:01.800 Dude... 595 00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:13.000 Wow. 596 00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:14.800 Dude. 597 00:39:20.400 --> 00:39:22.800 Oh God, look at me? 598 00:39:25.200 --> 00:39:26.200 What? 599 00:39:27.400 --> 00:39:28.600 What? 600 00:39:29.500 --> 00:39:32.000 I just wanna get one thing straight, man... 601 00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:35.200 There isn't no way I'm sleeping with you. 602 00:39:35.300 --> 00:39:36.700 - Man, even as a joke... - That's just sick! 603 00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:38.400 ...maybe I will. 604 00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:42.500 What? I thought you like the idea of you're looking into watchin' two girls? 605 00:39:42.600 --> 00:39:44.700 This is weird. This is freaking me out. 606 00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:46.900 Yeah. Maybe we should call Dr. Catchadourian. 607 00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:49.800 What for? I did it. Now, I can switch back. 608 00:39:50.200 --> 00:39:51.400 Get outta' here. 609 00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:52.800 Already? 610 00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:53.900 Yes. 611 00:39:53.700 --> 00:39:55.600 Okay, yeah. 612 00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:01.400 Would you stop starin'? 613 00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:40.000 Janine. 614 00:40:42.900 --> 00:40:45.400 It's like I can't get in the right mood or something. 615 00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:48.600 Welcome to my world. 616 00:40:49.300 --> 00:40:52.200 Honey, in this situation no one could. 617 00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:54.800 You gotta' help. I need to change right now! 618 00:40:55.300 --> 00:40:57.000 You can't rush these things. 619 00:40:57.400 --> 00:41:01.100 Yeah, you know. Some girls go half their lives without even have one. 620 00:41:01.300 --> 00:41:03.100 Okay, Studly, what do you suggest? 621 00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:06.200 She likes it when I tell her stuff. 622 00:41:06.300 --> 00:41:07.600 Like what? 623 00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:12.400 Like: "You're so beautiful," "I love your smile," 624 00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:16.800 And..."The English Patient was my favorite movie too". 625 00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:25.600 What? 626 00:41:29.200 --> 00:41:30.400 Hey. 627 00:41:31.900 --> 00:41:33.400 Have a trouble, uh? 628 00:41:33.600 --> 00:41:34.600 Yeah. 629 00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:39.800 Well, maybe you should just to know. 630 00:41:40.200 --> 00:41:42.800 Hang out for a while, try later something. 631 00:41:43.000 --> 00:41:44.000 No. 632 00:41:44.200 --> 00:41:46.200 I gotta change right this minute. 633 00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:47.400 Why? 634 00:41:48.300 --> 00:41:49.700 I just do. 635 00:41:55.700 --> 00:41:57.200 What're they like? 636 00:41:58.000 --> 00:41:59.400 I don't know. 637 00:41:59.700 --> 00:42:01.200 The same, I guess. 638 00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:03.600 But it's not me. 639 00:42:03.800 --> 00:42:05.800 I gotta change right now. 640 00:42:07.200 --> 00:42:08.300 Well, 641 00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:10.700 Janine has an idea that might help, but... 642 00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:12.400 What is it? 643 00:42:15.600 --> 00:42:17.400 She had to go pick it up. 644 00:42:17.600 --> 00:42:20.000 She'd be right back, though, so... 645 00:42:35.600 --> 00:42:36.200 Who's that? 646 00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:39.800 I ordered more pizza, figured you'll want some, you know after.... 647 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:41.400 it. 648 00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:45.700 Can I help you? 649 00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:47.400 Actually I was lookin' for Luke. 650 00:42:48.000 --> 00:42:48.700 Hey, man. 651 00:42:48.800 --> 00:42:49.500 Hey, Keenan. 652 00:42:49.600 --> 00:42:50.800 Luke's not here right now. 653 00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:53.000 Thank God. I'm starving! 654 00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:56.000 How ya' doin'? 655 00:42:58.300 --> 00:42:59.600 I'm Max. 656 00:42:59.800 --> 00:43:00.900 You live here too? 657 00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:02.000 She's just visiting. 658 00:43:02.100 --> 00:43:03.400 She's Luke's cousin. 659 00:43:03.600 --> 00:43:04.800 Luca. 660 00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:06.200 Luca? 661 00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:11.200 Luca? 662 00:43:14.600 --> 00:43:16.600 Luca, I always thought that was a guy's name. 663 00:43:16.800 --> 00:43:18.600 Italian or something? 664 00:43:20.800 --> 00:43:22.800 Yeah, I'm part Italian. 665 00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:25.000 Cool. Me too. 666 00:43:25.212 --> 00:43:28.147 "Vorrei mostrare la torre pendente di Pisa." 667 00:43:32.200 --> 00:43:34.600 What is that mean? 668 00:43:34.900 --> 00:43:36.100 How long you in town for? 669 00:43:36.200 --> 00:43:37.300 Just a few weeks. 670 00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:37.900 Weeks? 671 00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:38.700 Days. 672 00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:40.300 No, I'm leaving today! Now! 673 00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:43.600 Just leave that. Is there anything you want me to tell Luke? 674 00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:47.200 Actually I'm... I'm way into hockey. 675 00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:49.200 I was hopin' Luke could show me the ropes. 676 00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:51.800 See if is as good as he says he is. 677 00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:53.600 Yeah, he's alright. 678 00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:55.100 You play? 679 00:43:55.200 --> 00:43:56.300 Yeah. 680 00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:57.400 And you're good? 681 00:43:57.500 --> 00:43:58.500 Yeah. 682 00:44:01.200 --> 00:44:03.600 She's gotta' pack. You got to go. 683 00:44:03.900 --> 00:44:05.200 Now. 684 00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:08.800 Really nice meeting you. 685 00:44:09.400 --> 00:44:10.700 Really. 686 00:44:30.600 --> 00:44:32.200 What's the matter? 687 00:44:33.800 --> 00:44:35.800 What is it, what's the matter? 688 00:44:40.500 --> 00:44:42.300 I got to change back. Right now! 689 00:44:42.500 --> 00:44:44.000 Hey, what's the big deal? 690 00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:46.200 Get out of here! 691 00:44:46.500 --> 00:44:47.300 Just get out! 692 00:44:47.500 --> 00:44:48.800 Okay. 693 00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:52.000 What's going on? 694 00:44:55.400 --> 00:44:57.400 Does he needs any help in there, or something? 695 00:44:58.000 --> 00:44:59.600 Not from you. 696 00:45:04.600 --> 00:45:07.600 I'm just sayin', he's not that experienced with girls. 697 00:45:08.800 --> 00:45:10.600 Oh, and you are? 698 00:45:11.800 --> 00:45:14.200 I'm startin' to wonder if you are. 699 00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:17.600 I'm not gonna' feed your fantasies. 700 00:45:26.200 --> 00:45:27.400 Luca. 701 00:45:27.100 --> 00:45:29.000 Would you stop calling me that? 702 00:45:29.500 --> 00:45:31.000 Listen... 703 00:45:31.500 --> 00:45:34.000 You gotta' just think about whatever turns you on. 704 00:45:34.600 --> 00:45:36.400 No matter what it is. 705 00:45:37.600 --> 00:45:39.000 Do you mind? 706 00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:41.400 Touchy. 707 00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:47.400 All right, all right, all right... 708 00:45:48.200 --> 00:45:49.200 Okay. 709 00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:51.000 I have an idea. 710 00:45:51.200 --> 00:45:56.200 Pretend that you're thrown against the bed on your back, 711 00:45:57.300 --> 00:46:00.600 Your hands and your feet, are tight to bedpost 712 00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:03.400 You can't move anything, not even an inch! 713 00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:05.400 And then, suddenly, 714 00:46:07.000 --> 00:46:11.400 you feel two, firm hands 715 00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:14.200 on your thighs. 716 00:46:14.800 --> 00:46:16.000 They're moving... 717 00:46:16.200 --> 00:46:18.800 they're working away slowly... 718 00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:20.400 firmly.. 719 00:46:20.600 --> 00:46:22.200 making their way up to your breasts. 720 00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:23.700 Ah, baby! 721 00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:24.800 Keenan! 722 00:46:25.400 --> 00:46:27.200 Every time I look at you, I get the shivers! 723 00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:29.200 Oh, my God! 724 00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:33.400 I want to take your fucked clothes off, 725 00:46:33.800 --> 00:46:37.400 and throw you down... 726 00:46:41.400 --> 00:46:43.900 I just want to envelop every inch of you. 727 00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:45.800 Oh Keenan... 728 00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:48.288 that beautiful curve along your side. 729 00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:51.600 I should to pin your arms above your head, 730 00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:56.000 and make mad, passionate...Love you! - Oh, my God! 731 00:46:59.000 --> 00:47:01.000 Oh, my God! 732 00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:09.000 You're a screamer! 733 00:47:28.400 --> 00:47:30.400 What are we doing here? 734 00:47:31.500 --> 00:47:34.000 I didn't want anybody to see. 735 00:47:35.700 --> 00:47:38.000 So I do what you said. 736 00:47:38.600 --> 00:47:40.000 Oh, yeah? 737 00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:44.000 And was it? 738 00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:48.400 It was weird. 739 00:47:48.600 --> 00:47:49.600 It was awful. 740 00:47:49.500 --> 00:47:51.900 It was difficult making the switch? 741 00:47:51.700 --> 00:47:53.800 It was difficult gettin' back. 742 00:47:54.500 --> 00:47:57.200 Swear, you need an owner's manual for that thing. 743 00:47:57.800 --> 00:48:01.200 Yeah, well. A lot of guys could use one of those. 744 00:48:04.100 --> 00:48:05.600 So, what do I do, now? 745 00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:08.000 Do I take some pills or something? 746 00:48:08.200 --> 00:48:09.400 Not exactly. 747 00:48:12.100 --> 00:48:13.100 Okay. 748 00:48:13.200 --> 00:48:15.300 This is gonna sound weird, but... 749 00:48:15.700 --> 00:48:18.000 ...I need to know if you're attractive to me. 750 00:48:18.800 --> 00:48:20.600 What? No. 751 00:48:21.500 --> 00:48:24.639 Not at all? Not even a little bit? Are you gay? 752 00:48:25.300 --> 00:48:26.600 No, Jeez... 753 00:48:26.800 --> 00:48:27.700 Okay, calm down. 754 00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:29.600 I'm just not attracted to you like that. 755 00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:31.600 I got the message. 756 00:48:32.600 --> 00:48:34.400 Listen to me. 757 00:48:34.900 --> 00:48:36.200 Right now, 758 00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:38.100 you can change either way anytime you want. 759 00:48:38.200 --> 00:48:40.700 It's a very special and critical time for a "Z", 760 00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:43.800 something you'll only could experience once in your life. 761 00:48:44.100 --> 00:48:45.400 Good. 762 00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:51.561 You have to use this incredible opportunity you've been given, 763 00:48:51.561 --> 00:48:53.600 to figure out what you've supposed to be. 764 00:48:54.200 --> 00:48:56.600 What...what is that mean? 765 00:48:57.000 --> 00:48:58.600 You got to choose. 766 00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:03.600 I don't want to choose. I wanna be a guy. 767 00:49:04.200 --> 00:49:09.900 Yeah, well the thing is sometimes your desires can conflict with our desires. 768 00:49:10.200 --> 00:49:12.800 I did what you said, now tell me how to make it stop! 769 00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:15.900 If the truth is you wanna stay a guy, then great, but if not... 770 00:49:16.100 --> 00:49:17.600 Hey, don't even say that! 771 00:49:17.900 --> 00:49:21.200 Well, obviously some part of you feels differently. 772 00:49:22.300 --> 00:49:24.500 You couldn't change if you didn't want to. 773 00:49:26.600 --> 00:49:29.800 That is...crap! That is crazy! 774 00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:31.000 Yeah? 775 00:49:31.300 --> 00:49:33.300 That's the thing about the truth. 776 00:49:34.100 --> 00:49:35.600 It'll set you free, 777 00:49:35.800 --> 00:49:38.300 but first it can really piss you off. 778 00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:41.400 This is nuts! I'm supposed to be a guy! 779 00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:44.800 So what's the problem? You are one. 780 00:49:45.000 --> 00:49:46.700 Well, you're not gonna help? 781 00:49:46.900 --> 00:49:49.400 Yes, as soon as you're ready to try again. 782 00:49:49.600 --> 00:49:51.600 No, no way! 783 00:50:40.200 --> 00:50:41.500 Wow ! 784 00:50:48.200 --> 00:50:50.700 Wow ... Yeah! 785 00:50:51.500 --> 00:50:52.600 Go Luke! 786 00:50:53.200 --> 00:50:56.000 Well, ain't we a basket of biscuits, boys? 787 00:50:56.400 --> 00:50:57.500 Yeah, Luke, what got into you today? 788 00:50:57.600 --> 00:50:58.871 The Force. 789 00:51:04.500 --> 00:51:06.500 Hey. Good game. 790 00:51:07.200 --> 00:51:07.900 Yeah. 791 00:51:08.000 --> 00:51:11.200 I stopped by your house the other day. I was wondering if you could show me few pointers. 792 00:51:11.549 --> 00:51:12.320 Me? 793 00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:14.300 Yeah. You're awesome out there. 794 00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:17.400 And according to my sister, you walk on water. 795 00:51:19.400 --> 00:51:20.600 I don't know, man. 796 00:51:21.200 --> 00:51:23.400 You see, the truth is, I uh... 797 00:51:24.300 --> 00:51:26.200 I met your cousin the other day. Luca. 798 00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:27.900 Oh, yeah? 799 00:51:28.000 --> 00:51:29.900 Yeah. You both have practically the same name. 800 00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:32.400 We were both named after our Uncle Locasto. 801 00:51:32.900 --> 00:51:34.300 Well, she's cool. 802 00:51:34.500 --> 00:51:36.000 Actually, she's hot. 803 00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:37.800 Maybe you could hook up. 804 00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:40.000 No. Not a chance. 805 00:51:40.200 --> 00:51:41.400 Has she a boyfriend? 806 00:51:41.800 --> 00:51:44.400 No, man. She's my cousin, okay? 807 00:51:44.500 --> 00:51:47.300 Yeah, and Michelle's my sister. But you tell me you wouldn't like to do her? 808 00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:48.300 Fuck you, man! 809 00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:49.800 What is your deal? 810 00:51:53.800 --> 00:51:54.800 What is going on? 811 00:51:55.000 --> 00:51:55.700 Guys... 812 00:51:55.800 --> 00:51:57.200 Hey, hey, hey... 813 00:51:57.500 --> 00:51:59.900 Keep the fuck away from me! And my sister! 814 00:52:00.200 --> 00:52:01.700 You can fuck off! 815 00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:04.100 Hey, it's cool, it's cool... 816 00:52:04.200 --> 00:52:06.500 Luke's datin' his sister. 817 00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:09.000 Fuck you guys! 818 00:52:18.000 --> 00:52:20.600 This shirt? I've had it for years. 819 00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:26.200 Well, it's very sexy. I love men's clothes. 820 00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:27.500 Really? 821 00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:30.600 What else have you got in your closet? 822 00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:34.900 Hey... 823 00:52:35.000 --> 00:52:36.700 Hey! Keen rides behind me. 824 00:52:36.900 --> 00:52:38.200 Cool. 825 00:52:39.300 --> 00:52:40.800 So, what is all about? 826 00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:43.200 Did you see that? He's a hottie. 827 00:52:43.400 --> 00:52:44.800 He is a brought damn. 828 00:52:46.600 --> 00:52:49.700 Yeah, but... I don't think he's your type. 829 00:52:49.800 --> 00:52:52.600 Uh, ...we'll see about that. 830 00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:55.800 No, I mean I think he's secretly attracted to the guys. 831 00:52:56.800 --> 00:52:58.400 I'm counting on it. 832 00:53:00.600 --> 00:53:02.800 Okay guys. We have to talk. 833 00:53:03.000 --> 00:53:04.200 Is Luke alright? 834 00:53:04.300 --> 00:53:05.300 I don't know what's up with him. 835 00:53:05.600 --> 00:53:08.000 He's gonna be really confused about something. 836 00:53:08.600 --> 00:53:10.400 The only thing I can think of... 837 00:53:12.000 --> 00:53:13.400 Hey, thanks buddy. 838 00:53:13.500 --> 00:53:14.500 Thanks. 839 00:53:14.900 --> 00:53:16.600 When Luke became Luca, 840 00:53:17.400 --> 00:53:19.400 was he attracted to one of you? 841 00:53:21.300 --> 00:53:22.800 No. Not me. 842 00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:25.100 Well, he sure as hell wasn't attracted to me. 843 00:53:25.300 --> 00:53:26.700 Yeah. Definitely not. 844 00:53:26.900 --> 00:53:28.200 May I have sugar? 845 00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:32.000 Wasn't it just the two of you? 846 00:53:32.400 --> 00:53:33.400 Yeah. 847 00:53:33.600 --> 00:53:36.200 No...exactly... 848 00:53:38.500 --> 00:53:40.300 Oh, give me a break! Max? 849 00:53:41.200 --> 00:53:42.100 No way! 850 00:53:42.300 --> 00:53:44.800 They just had a huge fight. He tried to beat the crap out of him! 851 00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:49.200 Oh, Christ! 852 00:53:49.300 --> 00:53:51.200 Luke's not queer! He was just... 853 00:53:51.600 --> 00:53:53.000 He was just turnin' into a girl! 854 00:53:53.400 --> 00:53:54.600 Exactly. 855 00:53:55.200 --> 00:53:56.800 He turnin' into a girl! 856 00:53:57.000 --> 00:53:58.000 Incorrect assessment. 857 00:53:58.100 --> 00:54:00.400 Would you rather she was attracted to me? 858 00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:01.500 Would you? 859 00:54:01.600 --> 00:54:02.400 Maybe I would! 860 00:54:02.500 --> 00:54:03.500 Oh, I just beg you... 861 00:54:03.600 --> 00:54:05.200 Whoa! He regrets, saddle down! 862 00:54:05.800 --> 00:54:08.000 Luke needs your help. 863 00:54:09.100 --> 00:54:11.100 So, what's all this mean? 864 00:54:11.800 --> 00:54:13.500 Maybe Luca 865 00:54:14.500 --> 00:54:16.500 really likes this boy, 866 00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:19.400 enough to wanna be female. 867 00:54:22.600 --> 00:54:24.400 Don't sneer! 868 00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:26.500 Oh, come on! 869 00:54:27.000 --> 00:54:29.200 I know the guy. We've done all kinds a' shit together. 870 00:54:29.400 --> 00:54:30.200 Hoops, hockey... 871 00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:31.900 No, girls can't play sports! 872 00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:33.900 Oh, whatever! Christ, Janine! 873 00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:36.100 Why the hell would he wanna be a girl for, anyway? 874 00:54:35.900 --> 00:54:37.800 God, God... forbid! 875 00:54:38.200 --> 00:54:40.200 Yeah, yeah. It's a little bit hard for me to believe. 876 00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:42.300 Oh, listen to me. 877 00:54:42.500 --> 00:54:45.400 I know what I'm talking about. I'm the expert, remember? 878 00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:46.800 Look at this. 879 00:54:47.100 --> 00:54:48.600 Who's he? An Ex? 880 00:54:50.900 --> 00:54:52.600 Ex me. 881 00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:56.000 You're one too? 882 00:54:56.400 --> 00:54:58.000 You're a Z? 883 00:54:58.600 --> 00:55:00.200 You're a guy? 884 00:55:01.200 --> 00:55:02.600 Was. 885 00:55:03.100 --> 00:55:04.700 I screwed up. 886 00:55:05.800 --> 00:55:07.000 When you finally... 887 00:55:07.200 --> 00:55:08.800 ... figure out who you are, 888 00:55:09.000 --> 00:55:11.400 it's a horrible thing not being yourself. 889 00:55:12.000 --> 00:55:14.200 That's why it's crucial we help Luke. 890 00:55:15.500 --> 00:55:17.500 Hey, you musta' worked out. 891 00:55:19.200 --> 00:55:21.000 What is your batch? 892 00:55:27.200 --> 00:55:29.000 So, you're one too? 893 00:55:30.600 --> 00:55:32.400 Why didn't you tell me? 894 00:55:36.600 --> 00:55:39.200 I didn't wanna to confuse the issue. 895 00:55:40.300 --> 00:55:42.500 I wouldn't change unless I wanted to? 896 00:55:42.900 --> 00:55:46.000 Maybe some part of you. 897 00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:49.000 You think I don't really wanna be a man? 898 00:55:49.300 --> 00:55:51.500 I think for some 899 00:55:52.000 --> 00:55:56.200 ...making it stop is more important than knowing who you are. 900 00:55:56.400 --> 00:55:57.900 It was for me. 901 00:55:59.800 --> 00:56:01.600 Maybe for me, too. 902 00:56:08.200 --> 00:56:12.200 The key is to have sex with another "Z". 903 00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:16.100 When two "Z" do it, you become Adulmorphic and your gender locks. 904 00:56:16.300 --> 00:56:17.800 Another "Z"? 905 00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:19.400 Et voilà! 906 00:56:20.600 --> 00:56:22.800 That's why I came all the way out here. 907 00:56:22.800 --> 00:56:25.400 And why you keep tryin' to get me in the sack? 908 00:56:25.500 --> 00:56:28.600 I wanna just save you some distress, but... 909 00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:32.100 you're not attracted to me... 910 00:56:32.200 --> 00:56:36.000 and for it to work, both of us have to be into it. 911 00:56:36.800 --> 00:56:38.200 That won't be a problem. 912 00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:40.400 Really? 913 00:56:41.500 --> 00:56:43.300 Let's go naked. 914 00:56:44.600 --> 00:56:46.200 Right now? 915 00:56:46.600 --> 00:56:49.000 There's no time like the present. 916 00:56:49.900 --> 00:56:51.700 I... 917 00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:56.800 Okay... Tomorrow night. 918 00:57:02.900 --> 00:57:04.300 Hey Luke! 919 00:57:07.200 --> 00:57:07.900 Hey. 920 00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:09.600 How is goin'? 921 00:57:11.700 --> 00:57:12.900 What's this all about? 922 00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:15.000 It's just a little something we thought you might want. 923 00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:18.200 What is it? 924 00:57:18.600 --> 00:57:20.200 Open it up. 925 00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:21.300 What's up, Keenan? 926 00:57:21.200 --> 00:57:22.600 What's goin' on, man? 927 00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:24.200 Okay. 928 00:57:36.100 --> 00:57:37.400 What the hell is this for? 929 00:57:37.600 --> 00:57:40.400 Ha, I told her. I told ya'. What a stupid ass idea! 930 00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:41.500 Keen! Stop. 931 00:57:41.600 --> 00:57:42.500 Listen... 932 00:57:42.700 --> 00:57:46.000 We just want you to know, that whatever you decide,... 933 00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:48.400 it's okay with us. 934 00:57:48.800 --> 00:57:50.100 Decide? 935 00:57:50.200 --> 00:57:53.000 Wow ... what are you talking about? No, it's not okay! 936 00:57:53.200 --> 00:57:55.800 Get fuck that away from me! 937 00:57:56.400 --> 00:57:58.900 Sorry, man. Think she wishes everyone was female. 938 00:57:59.100 --> 00:58:00.100 Hey, what's that supposed to mean? 939 00:58:00.200 --> 00:58:03.400 What do you think you mean, Janine? Christ, it means he doesn't want to be girl! 940 00:58:03.600 --> 00:58:04.800 Like he'd have to think about that! 941 00:58:05.000 --> 00:58:07.400 There millions of us enjoy being female! 942 00:58:07.600 --> 00:58:08.900 Well, that's bully for you! 943 00:58:09.200 --> 00:58:12.900 No, I want to know! What exactly is wrong with being a girl? 944 00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:15.900 Nothing is wrong with being a girl, okay? It's great. 945 00:58:16.000 --> 00:58:19.000 It's fuckin' phenomenal, if you happen to be one! 946 00:58:19.400 --> 00:58:21.100 Maybe we should talk like the other day? 947 00:58:21.200 --> 00:58:22.800 That wasn't my choice, Janine! 948 00:58:23.600 --> 00:58:24.900 I sure as hell didn't make you do it! 949 00:58:25.200 --> 00:58:27.800 Oh, God, Janine, will you just let us talk for a sec'? 950 00:58:27.900 --> 00:58:30.800 What? Is this some kind of a guy thing? 951 00:58:31.200 --> 00:58:32.800 Give me a fuckin' break! 952 00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:37.200 Man, what was that? 953 00:58:37.300 --> 00:58:38.800 Sorry, man. She made me do it. 954 00:58:48.000 --> 00:58:49.200 Hey... 955 00:58:50.600 --> 00:58:52.000 you do like bein' a guy then, right? 956 00:58:52.200 --> 00:58:53.600 Asshole! 957 00:58:54.400 --> 00:58:55.600 Fair enough. 958 00:58:55.800 --> 00:59:00.600 Hey, you should thank me, brother. The one she picked out was pink! 959 00:59:40.700 --> 00:59:42.200 Hi. 960 00:59:44.500 --> 00:59:46.000 Hey. 961 00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:50.800 How you doin'? 962 00:59:51.800 --> 00:59:53.200 I'm okay. 963 00:59:53.600 --> 00:59:55.100 You? 964 00:59:56.300 --> 00:59:58.000 I'm good. 965 00:59:59.700 --> 01:00:01.400 You look nice. 966 01:00:01.800 --> 01:00:03.000 Thanks. 967 01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:07.200 I was hopin' you'd call. 968 01:00:09.000 --> 01:00:11.400 Yeah... I was going to. 969 01:00:14.500 --> 01:00:17.200 Look, there's something I need to talk to you about. 970 01:00:18.300 --> 01:00:19.800 Did I do something wrong? 971 01:00:21.100 --> 01:00:23.600 No, you didn't nothing. 972 01:00:25.600 --> 01:00:28.200 It's more..just... 973 01:00:28.200 --> 01:00:31.000 I have some stuff I've got to sort out by myself. 974 01:00:32.200 --> 01:00:33.800 Like what? 975 01:00:39.200 --> 01:00:41.300 So, heard you and Max really got into it? 976 01:00:41.400 --> 01:00:42.600 Yeah. 977 01:00:44.200 --> 01:00:46.000 I kind a' lost it. 978 01:00:46.600 --> 01:00:48.400 He knows how to push buttons, huh? 979 01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:52.800 I don't... I don't know. 980 01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:56.800 I mean, I was after a game. I was all revved up. 981 01:00:58.000 --> 01:01:00.400 He's actually a really nice guy. 982 01:01:00.700 --> 01:01:05.000 I'm not sure he's too crazy about me seein' his sister. 983 01:01:05.800 --> 01:01:07.600 Did he scare you off? 984 01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:10.000 No, he didn't "scare" me off. 985 01:01:11.100 --> 01:01:15.000 What, his struttin' around, thinkin' he's so bad ass, 986 01:01:15.300 --> 01:01:17.500 with his shirt hangin' open half the time? 987 01:01:18.500 --> 01:01:20.200 Luke, it's just an act. 988 01:01:20.900 --> 01:01:24.559 He likes pretending he's Joe Cool. You know, you always says you gotta' be whatever you want, 989 01:01:24.559 --> 01:01:26.600 and fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. 990 01:01:27.000 --> 01:01:29.400 Well, he's a joke alright. 991 01:01:33.000 --> 01:01:34.700 Look, I'm not sure this is gonna' work out. 992 01:01:34.800 --> 01:01:36.800 No, wait Michelle... 993 01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:38.800 What? 994 01:01:41.500 --> 01:01:43.300 I can't do this. 995 01:01:43.900 --> 01:01:47.400 I'm not sure you even know who you are. Much less who I am. 996 01:01:47.600 --> 01:01:48.800 What's that supposed to mean? 997 01:01:48.900 --> 01:01:53.400 Well, if you think my brother's such a "joke," how much better could you think of me? 998 01:01:53.700 --> 01:01:55.300 We're not that different, you know? 999 01:01:55.500 --> 01:01:57.200 Of course you are, he's a guy. 1000 01:01:57.400 --> 01:01:59.200 And he's my best friend. 1001 01:01:59.600 --> 01:02:02.400 If you don't like him, you can't like me. 1002 01:05:28.800 --> 01:05:32.800 You know, I always thought your dying was the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1003 01:05:36.700 --> 01:05:40.500 I mean, that happen to you, more than it did to me. 1004 01:05:41.500 --> 01:05:43.500 I mean, a lot more, really. 1005 01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:49.000 Her name is Michelle. 1006 01:05:51.800 --> 01:05:53.900 And I really like her, dad. 1007 01:05:58.300 --> 01:05:59.300 Look... 1008 01:05:59.500 --> 01:06:01.300 every day I wish you were around... 1009 01:06:01.800 --> 01:06:03.800 But, if I tell you this...you just... 1010 01:06:04.100 --> 01:06:06.200 ...stay dead, okay? 1011 01:06:12.200 --> 01:06:13.800 And I'm gonna beat this thing. 1012 01:06:14.400 --> 01:06:17.200 Okay? No matter what it takes. 1013 01:06:18.200 --> 01:06:21.200 Before I tell you, I just let you know that. 1014 01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:23.000 Okay? 1015 01:06:30.200 --> 01:06:32.400 I think I might be a Zerophiliac.... 1016 01:06:49.400 --> 01:06:50.600 Wow... 1017 01:06:52.500 --> 01:06:55.500 You're about the last person I expected to see here. 1018 01:07:06.800 --> 01:07:08.400 Not bad. 1019 01:07:11.300 --> 01:07:13.400 I thought you were heading out of the town? 1020 01:07:15.600 --> 01:07:18.000 I decided to stay for a while. 1021 01:07:19.000 --> 01:07:20.600 Cool. 1022 01:07:26.600 --> 01:07:28.400 Where did you learn speak Italian? 1023 01:07:29.700 --> 01:07:31.900 Just touristic stuff. 1024 01:07:32.500 --> 01:07:36.500 "How much for the spaghetti bolognesi". "How much for a room?" 1025 01:07:39.200 --> 01:07:41.000 Have you been? 1026 01:07:41.600 --> 01:07:43.600 Little Italy. In New York. 1027 01:07:45.700 --> 01:07:47.500 Someday, though. 1028 01:07:49.800 --> 01:07:51.400 Want to go with me? 1029 01:08:21.100 --> 01:08:22.500 Look... 1030 01:08:24.800 --> 01:08:26.600 this was a mistake. 1031 01:08:26.800 --> 01:08:30.000 Yeah. Of course, I know. 1032 01:08:30.900 --> 01:08:32.700 Oh, Jesus... 1033 01:08:35.200 --> 01:08:37.600 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come here. 1034 01:08:39.600 --> 01:08:41.200 No, please. 1035 01:08:41.800 --> 01:08:44.400 Please, don't.. don't tell me... that you're "just visiting". 1036 01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:46.600 That you "need to leave". 1037 01:08:49.900 --> 01:08:51.400 I'm the one who needs to leave. 1038 01:09:11.000 --> 01:09:13.800 What the fuck is goin' on, man? 1039 01:09:16.000 --> 01:09:18.500 You do wanna' be a girl? You're into guys now? 1040 01:09:18.600 --> 01:09:19.700 No. 1041 01:09:22.800 --> 01:09:25.400 I just have to be sure, Keenan. 1042 01:09:26.400 --> 01:09:28.400 You know, I am now. 1043 01:09:29.600 --> 01:09:31.000 What about Michelle? 1044 01:09:34.200 --> 01:09:37.800 It's sort of a Catch-22, you know? 1045 01:09:39.000 --> 01:09:42.185 I make out with a girl, I start turning into one. 1046 01:09:42.186 --> 01:09:43.861 You gotta' admit, it's a little weird. 1047 01:09:49.200 --> 01:09:51.300 Hey. Let's get outta' here. 1048 01:09:51.500 --> 01:09:53.000 Can I give you a ride somewhere? 1049 01:09:53.500 --> 01:09:55.000 Janine's? 1050 01:09:57.100 --> 01:09:59.300 No, why don't you go see her? 1051 01:10:00.800 --> 01:10:02.400 Think you're more her type. 1052 01:10:12.200 --> 01:10:13.800 I'll see ya' round. 1053 01:10:15.000 --> 01:10:16.600 "See me around"? 1054 01:10:18.200 --> 01:10:19.400 Yeah. 1055 01:10:20.200 --> 01:10:22.200 Look, I'm gonna' find my own place, okay? 1056 01:10:23.600 --> 01:10:26.200 This is gettin' too fuckin' weird for me. 1057 01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:30.000 I'm goin' to Dr. Catchadourian's tonight. 1058 01:10:31.200 --> 01:10:32.800 To make this stop, Keenan. 1059 01:11:28.500 --> 01:11:30.000 I got to admit... 1060 01:11:30.400 --> 01:11:33.200 I'm relief that you made your decision. 1061 01:11:33.400 --> 01:11:36.600 I don't think I couldn't live with myself, if... 1062 01:11:36.800 --> 01:11:39.400 ...we'd just gone ahead without you being certain. 1063 01:11:41.200 --> 01:11:42.800 To womanhood! 1064 01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:45.400 To manhood! 1065 01:11:46.600 --> 01:11:49.600 So, ...how do we do this? 1066 01:11:49.900 --> 01:11:51.800 We just do it... 1067 01:11:52.000 --> 01:11:56.200 And your gender locks and you can just change everytime you want. 1068 01:11:57.800 --> 01:11:59.800 Do you like my dress? 1069 01:12:00.000 --> 01:12:02.400 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 1070 01:12:02.800 --> 01:12:05.000 Looks great on you. 1071 01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:07.800 Oh man, dresses... 1072 01:12:08.400 --> 01:12:10.600 Even without everything else... 1073 01:12:10.800 --> 01:12:13.400 ...dresses are reason enough right there to stay a guy. 1074 01:12:17.000 --> 01:12:19.000 What's that for? 1075 01:12:21.900 --> 01:12:24.000 You never did it with a Z before. 1076 01:12:24.200 --> 01:12:27.000 Believe me, you need to be tied down. 1077 01:12:27.200 --> 01:12:28.100 Does it hurt? 1078 01:12:28.500 --> 01:12:31.000 Trust me, I'm a doctor. 1079 01:12:44.000 --> 01:12:46.000 When two Z's do it, the lateral 1080 01:12:46.557 --> 01:12:52.508 hypothalamus gets completely overwhelmed,... 1081 01:12:52.543 --> 01:12:53.500 Oh, man... 1082 01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:55.200 What's happening? 1083 01:12:55.300 --> 01:12:56.600 No! No! 1084 01:12:57.400 --> 01:13:00.000 Noooooo!!! 1085 01:13:03.600 --> 01:13:07.200 Now, you look me in the eye and tell me that wasn't the best sex you ever had. 1086 01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:11.200 You're Adulmorphic now. 1087 01:13:11.400 --> 01:13:14.200 The only way to switch is to do it with another Z. 1088 01:13:15.800 --> 01:13:19.600 Oh, for Christ sake. Being a woman doesn't make you any less of a man! 1089 01:13:41.300 --> 01:13:42.300 Shit. 1090 01:13:42.400 --> 01:13:43.800 Where is she? 1091 01:13:45.500 --> 01:13:49.200 Whoa. I guess I really didn't think you were gonna' go this way. 1092 01:13:52.800 --> 01:13:54.200 Okay. Whatever. 1093 01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:00.400 Hang on a sec'... 1094 01:14:01.200 --> 01:14:03.600 Look, I need to tell you something. 1095 01:14:09.800 --> 01:14:11.800 Janine and I split up. 1096 01:14:12.800 --> 01:14:14.000 Yeah. 1097 01:14:16.800 --> 01:14:19.200 All I ever did was piss her off. 1098 01:14:20.400 --> 01:14:22.800 I'm not sure she even wants a guy. 1099 01:14:34.000 --> 01:14:36.000 I gotta' get her back, man. 1100 01:14:38.300 --> 01:14:41.800 Luca, I'm very sorry about earlier, 1101 01:14:43.000 --> 01:14:44.600 what I said. 1102 01:14:50.000 --> 01:14:51.500 Oh, it's like... 1103 01:14:53.500 --> 01:14:56.200 the whole world's blown apart, you know? 1104 01:14:59.000 --> 01:15:01.400 Man, you havin' tits now is just weird. 1105 01:15:04.000 --> 01:15:05.400 Jeremy... 1106 01:15:05.600 --> 01:15:06.800 Yeah. 1107 01:15:07.400 --> 01:15:09.000 Are you wanna break? 1108 01:15:09.200 --> 01:15:10.400 Yeah. 1109 01:15:12.200 --> 01:15:13.700 You have the coolest shirts. 1110 01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:16.500 I know you? 1111 01:15:17.200 --> 01:15:18.400 Not entirely. 1112 01:15:19.000 --> 01:15:20.400 Sidney. 1113 01:15:21.000 --> 01:15:22.500 Brought you a beer. 1114 01:15:23.000 --> 01:15:25.200 Janine said he's definitely there. 1115 01:15:25.800 --> 01:15:26.900 Did she mention me? 1116 01:15:27.000 --> 01:15:29.500 God, I'm so glad you want to be a guy. 1117 01:15:29.800 --> 01:15:31.400 You are absolutely sure, right? 1118 01:15:31.600 --> 01:15:33.800 I mean, it is totally cool either way. 1119 01:15:34.800 --> 01:15:37.000 I just don't want you to think I'm zerophobic, or somethin'. 1120 01:15:38.000 --> 01:15:39.600 What do you think? 1121 01:15:39.800 --> 01:15:43.400 I mean, if I weren't a hundred percent sure which I'm supposed to be. 1122 01:15:43.700 --> 01:15:44.600 If you had to say. 1123 01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:49.400 All I know is, every time you look at Michelle, or think about her, you smile. 1124 01:15:49.600 --> 01:15:50.800 What the hell else do you need to know? 1125 01:15:51.000 --> 01:15:53.800 It's not right. She should be with a normal guy. 1126 01:15:54.600 --> 01:15:56.600 Oh, what, you don't get to be with anyone? 1127 01:15:56.700 --> 01:15:58.200 That why they call it "zerophilia"? 1128 01:15:58.800 --> 01:16:02.000 She's not gonna' want some guy who thinks maybe he's supposed to be a girl sometimes. 1129 01:16:02.200 --> 01:16:03.900 How do you know? Did you ask her? 1130 01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:05.700 No way I'm gonna' ask her that. 1131 01:16:05.800 --> 01:16:07.100 Well, you have to. 1132 01:16:07.300 --> 01:16:09.600 Where are your nads, man? 1133 01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:13.400 We'll get 'em back. 1134 01:16:28.200 --> 01:16:29.400 Over here! 1135 01:16:30.800 --> 01:16:32.200 Son of a bitch! 1136 01:16:33.900 --> 01:16:35.300 We're doin' it, right now! 1137 01:16:35.400 --> 01:16:36.800 I can't. I'm sorry. 1138 01:16:36.900 --> 01:16:39.700 "I'm sorry"? Fuck you! Fuck me! Now! 1139 01:16:39.800 --> 01:16:41.200 It won't work. 1140 01:16:41.500 --> 01:16:43.400 We're goin', right here. 1141 01:16:44.800 --> 01:16:46.300 But I'm gay! 1142 01:16:46.400 --> 01:16:47.100 So what? 1143 01:16:47.200 --> 01:16:49.300 So we both need to be into it, or nothing happens. 1144 01:16:49.400 --> 01:16:50.800 Such bullshit. 1145 01:16:51.200 --> 01:16:53.400 That's why I became a woman in the first place. 1146 01:16:53.500 --> 01:16:56.300 I couldn't handle it. Figured if I was female, it was okay to like guys. 1147 01:16:56.100 --> 01:17:00.100 So you're tellin' me, 'cause you're straight as a girl and I'm straight as a guy, we can screw and switch, but... 1148 01:17:00.200 --> 01:17:02.300 'cause you're straight as a girl, and I'm gay as a guy, 1149 01:17:02.400 --> 01:17:03.200 even if we do it... 1150 01:17:03.300 --> 01:17:04.500 ...I'm just screwed? 1151 01:17:04.600 --> 01:17:07.600 Jeez. I need trigonometry to figure this thing out. 1152 01:17:08.200 --> 01:17:09.200 Maybe you're 'bi'. 1153 01:17:09.300 --> 01:17:12.000 Trust me, girls do nothing for me. Zilch! 1154 01:17:12.400 --> 01:17:13.700 You, on the other hand... 1155 01:17:13.800 --> 01:17:14.700 Dude, no. 1156 01:17:14.800 --> 01:17:16.100 What am I gonna' do? 1157 01:17:16.200 --> 01:17:18.000 Maybe he's lying. I say, screw him anyway! 1158 01:17:18.100 --> 01:17:18.600 Fine. 1159 01:17:18.700 --> 01:17:19.200 Fine. 1160 01:17:19.300 --> 01:17:19.800 Fine! 1161 01:17:19.900 --> 01:17:21.200 Waste of time. 1162 01:17:22.000 --> 01:17:23.200 Michelle. 1163 01:17:23.300 --> 01:17:24.100 Oh, man. 1164 01:17:24.200 --> 01:17:25.700 It's not what you think. 1165 01:17:26.300 --> 01:17:27.300 What does she think? 1166 01:17:27.500 --> 01:17:28.900 You're an asshole! 1167 01:17:34.800 --> 01:17:37.600 Keenan, I just want you to know... 1168 01:17:37.800 --> 01:17:41.500 Jeremy, please, I so profoundly don't care if you're queer. 1169 01:17:41.900 --> 01:17:43.600 Trust me, around here, that's nothin'! 1170 01:17:44.000 --> 01:17:45.900 I don't believe this. You slept with that guy? 1171 01:17:46.000 --> 01:17:46.900 It's not what you think. 1172 01:17:47.000 --> 01:17:49.200 Oh, please! What about Max? 1173 01:17:49.400 --> 01:17:49.900 What about him? 1174 01:17:50.000 --> 01:17:51.400 Don't you care about him at all? 1175 01:17:51.500 --> 01:17:53.600 Not like that: I'm straight! I'm attracted to you! 1176 01:17:53.800 --> 01:17:54.800 Oh, who cares, you idiot! 1177 01:17:55.000 --> 01:17:58.100 No. This'll sound crazy, but I'm not who you think I am. 1178 01:17:58.200 --> 01:18:01.000 Oh, Christ, Luke, ...Luca: I know who you are! 1179 01:18:01.700 --> 01:18:02.900 You know I'm a Zerophiliac? 1180 01:18:03.000 --> 01:18:06.800 Yes! So you can just go fuck yourself. Literally! 1181 01:18:07.000 --> 01:18:08.100 Does Max know who I am? 1182 01:18:08.200 --> 01:18:09.400 So what if he does? 1183 01:18:09.600 --> 01:18:10.200 Do you? 1184 01:18:10.300 --> 01:18:11.500 He's a guy! 1185 01:18:11.600 --> 01:18:12.500 And you're a girl! 1186 01:18:12.600 --> 01:18:13.600 No, I'm not! 1187 01:18:14.900 --> 01:18:15.900 I'm not supposed to be! 1188 01:18:16.000 --> 01:18:19.000 There's no supposed to be anything, you just are! 1189 01:18:19.200 --> 01:18:21.600 Is that what you think? No! 1190 01:18:22.000 --> 01:18:23.100 I can't believe you slept with him! 1191 01:18:23.200 --> 01:18:26.200 He was a woman! I was tricked. I didn't know that I'd switch. 1192 01:18:28.700 --> 01:18:30.000 You're gonna tell me he's a Z too? 1193 01:18:30.100 --> 01:18:31.100 Yes! 1194 01:18:31.200 --> 01:18:32.800 Well, that's just perfect. 1195 01:18:32.900 --> 01:18:34.900 What, is there something in the water around here? 1196 01:18:35.100 --> 01:18:36.900 She told me it would make it stop. 1197 01:18:37.100 --> 01:18:40.600 So what? Why's that so important to you? 1198 01:18:41.300 --> 01:18:43.300 There's no way this was ever gonna work out. 1199 01:18:43.500 --> 01:18:45.100 Because I'm a Zerophiliac. 1200 01:18:45.400 --> 01:18:48.500 Because you can't stand being one! Bye, Luca. 1201 01:18:48.900 --> 01:18:51.300 Luke. 1202 01:19:08.400 --> 01:19:09.100 Michelle! 1203 01:19:09.200 --> 01:19:10.600 What? 1204 01:19:10.500 --> 01:19:14.200 Look... I know it's a lot to figure out, but it's nothing to do with it. 1205 01:19:14.600 --> 01:19:16.800 Sleeping with that guy... 1206 01:19:17.000 --> 01:19:20.400 I promised myself I would never be in this situation again. Swear it. 1207 01:19:20.500 --> 01:19:22.300 But Luke is different. 1208 01:19:22.600 --> 01:19:25.600 We all are. Bye Janine. 1209 01:19:53.800 --> 01:19:56.000 What's it like? To really make love? 1210 01:20:03.600 --> 01:20:06.400 The best part's lyin' there afterwards. 1211 01:20:07.600 --> 01:20:09.400 Really close, 1212 01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:13.000 really far. 1213 01:20:14.000 --> 01:20:16.200 Like goin' to the moon, maybe. 1214 01:20:19.400 --> 01:20:22.200 Yeah. ...They should open a pizza joint up there. 1215 01:20:24.000 --> 01:20:25.800 What am I gonna' do? 1216 01:20:29.600 --> 01:20:34.000 Maybe, uh...maybe being a woman'll work out okay. 1217 01:20:35.900 --> 01:20:38.400 Like being an elevated member of the male species. 1218 01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:41.000 Elevated "member"? 1219 01:20:41.600 --> 01:20:44.400 Jesus, Janine. I'm just saying... maybe he'll learn to like it. 1220 01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:46.200 And it's so hard to conceive! 1221 01:20:46.500 --> 01:20:49.300 Shut up! What, you want a written guarantee? 1222 01:20:49.500 --> 01:20:52.800 You're so damn lucky! You're into him, he's into you. 1223 01:20:53.100 --> 01:20:54.700 Super-glue! 1224 01:20:55.600 --> 01:20:57.600 What the hell else do you need to know? 1225 01:21:01.100 --> 01:21:03.700 I think you're the female half of me. 1226 01:21:07.000 --> 01:21:09.600 And you're the macho half of me. 1227 01:21:11.000 --> 01:21:14.400 And I don't know what half of who the hell I am. 1228 01:21:32.200 --> 01:21:34.200 So what are you gonna' do? 1229 01:21:36.400 --> 01:21:38.200 I don't know. 1230 01:21:39.900 --> 01:21:43.800 I prefer being a guy, but I'm a girl. 1231 01:21:45.000 --> 01:21:48.800 I'm attracted to Max, but I'm in love with Michelle. 1232 01:21:52.300 --> 01:21:55.000 It's like I'm supposed to be both. 1233 01:21:58.700 --> 01:22:01.200 Not too practical. But, at least, now I know. 1234 01:23:32.900 --> 01:23:34.100 Hey! 1235 01:23:35.200 --> 01:23:36.400 Hey. 1236 01:23:38.900 --> 01:23:42.600 I know she doesn't want to speak to me right now. But, I'm... 1237 01:23:42.600 --> 01:23:44.800 do you know where I can find her? 1238 01:23:45.800 --> 01:23:48.200 New York. Left two days ago. 1239 01:23:49.400 --> 01:23:50.600 Oh, man. 1240 01:23:56.200 --> 01:23:58.200 Are you staying here? 1241 01:23:59.600 --> 01:24:01.200 Probably just 'til Friday. 1242 01:24:04.000 --> 01:24:06.000 I wanted to... 1243 01:24:06.200 --> 01:24:07.800 ...apologize to her. 1244 01:24:08.100 --> 01:24:11.500 Uhm... I don't know. Forget it. 1245 01:24:14.000 --> 01:24:17.800 Obviously, nothing's gonna' ever be with me and her, 1246 01:24:18.000 --> 01:24:21.600 but I just... 1247 01:24:21.900 --> 01:24:25.200 ...I want her to know, how much I... 1248 01:24:29.900 --> 01:24:33.400 and that I wasn't cheating on her, that I was just trying to be a man for her. 1249 01:24:35.900 --> 01:24:38.200 She'd have a field day with that one, huh? 1250 01:24:38.400 --> 01:24:40.000 True. 1251 01:24:41.600 --> 01:24:45.700 Anyway, if you see her will you tell her that I'm sorry and that... 1252 01:24:45.900 --> 01:24:48.200 I wish her the best, 1253 01:24:48.600 --> 01:24:50.400 ...everything. 1254 01:24:54.400 --> 01:24:55.800 Thanks. 1255 01:24:58.000 --> 01:25:00.000 I'm sorry. To you too. 1256 01:25:01.000 --> 01:25:03.000 For what? 1257 01:25:05.100 --> 01:25:07.500 Mixed signals, I guess. 1258 01:25:15.300 --> 01:25:16.100 Ow! Son-of-a-bitch! 1259 01:25:16.200 --> 01:25:18.000 Are you alright? 1260 01:25:18.400 --> 01:25:20.400 I'm stepped on a nail. 1261 01:25:25.400 --> 01:25:27.500 So, how you're doing about it? 1262 01:25:34.100 --> 01:25:36.300 You definitely had me confused. 1263 01:25:39.500 --> 01:25:42.400 For whatever it's worth. I think you're a pretty 1264 01:25:42.600 --> 01:25:44.400 ... hot guy. 1265 01:25:47.000 --> 01:25:48.400 Thanks. 1266 01:25:50.900 --> 01:25:52.200 But you're not interested? 1267 01:25:52.400 --> 01:25:54.400 I couldn't do that to Michelle. 1268 01:26:00.500 --> 01:26:02.300 Too bad you're a moron. 1269 01:26:06.300 --> 01:26:08.300 Excuse me? 1270 01:26:11.200 --> 01:26:14.000 I have incontrovertible proof. 1271 01:28:09.300 --> 01:28:10.100 Hey. 1272 01:28:10.200 --> 01:28:11.200 Hey! 1273 01:28:12.600 --> 01:28:14.100 Good morning. 1274 01:28:22.800 --> 01:28:24.400 What's up? 1275 01:28:26.800 --> 01:28:29.800 You still think I'm going to bolt. 1276 01:28:30.200 --> 01:28:32.400 And leave me stuck. 1277 01:28:34.400 --> 01:28:36.900 What do you want, a gender prenuptial? 1278 01:28:37.200 --> 01:28:38.600 Maybe. 1279 01:28:46.900 --> 01:28:48.500 I have to go to work. 1280 01:28:50.800 --> 01:28:52.200 No. 1281 01:28:52.700 --> 01:28:55.900 Only place I'm going is back to sleep. 1282 01:28:56.100 --> 01:28:59.000 No. I can't show up at work like this. 1283 01:29:01.000 --> 01:29:03.000 Oh, yeah. 86245

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