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The '80s was the decade
of great dance movies,
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but nothing had the moves or magic
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of the epic love
story "Dirty Dancing."
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And no one loved it more
than Beverly Goldberg.
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Somebody who's taught me...
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...that there are people willing
to stand up for other people
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no matter what it costs them.
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Sit down, Jake.
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Unfortunately, my mom dragged
me to see it with her...
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17 times.
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You said we could see "Spaceballs."
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There's no space or
balls in this whole movie.
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Hold my hand. Live this with me.
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My mom was so obsessed,
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she even bought a copy for
the low price of $89.99.
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Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
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Nobody!
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My God, his arms are like
glistening tree trunks.
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And... woof... Mama like that mullet.
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"Dirty Dancing" was the only thing
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that got my mom and
sister to get along.
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For the first time ever,
they were, like, friends.
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You know, this is actually
based on a true story.
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I'm pretty sure that's not true.
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It's real, and you can't
take that away from me.
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Wait... maybe it can be!
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The sucky losers on the
school dance committee
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are still fighting over a theme.
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We can do a "Dirty Dancing" dance!
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Are you telling me you get
to live "Dirty Dancing,"
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and I could live every moment through you?
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That's not what I'm saying at all.
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It's decided. We do this dance.
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Aw, screw it! Help me plan it.
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Lame!
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Sorry, ladies.
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Truth bomb coming in!
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This one gonna hurt!
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"Dirty Dancing" sucks!
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No! Don't you ruin this for us!
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There's only one dance movie
in this world that matters...
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"Footloose"!
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- Go away!
- Stop this at once!
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It has it all... gymnastics,
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bros bonding secretly with dance,
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and a ruggedly handsome outsider
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who dances into the hearts of a small town.
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Please!
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"Dirty Dancing" is at least realistic.
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A beautiful girl dances into
the hearts of a small resort.
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No. Patrick Swayze can only
be a badass roadhouse bouncer,
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not some tight-pants-wearing
mountain dancer.
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You are grounded for six weeks!
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No TV or phone!
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But I need the phone to talk
and the TV to watch television!
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That's the point.
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Fine! You take away my "Footloose,"
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I take away your "Dirty Dancing."
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- What?
- No!
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- Hey!
- No!
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Hands off my Swayze!
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He's a bouncer! No!
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Dancer!
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He is a bouncer!
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- He's a bouncer!
- Dancer!
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- Dancer!
- He's a bouncer!
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- Dancer!
- Dancer!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ♪
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was March 2nd, 1980-something,
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and my mom had one
simple request of my dad.
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Murray, there's something wrong with
the wheels on this vacuum cleaner.
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Can you come down and take a look at it?
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I just bought you a new
used one nine years ago!
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I'm telling you, it's sticking.
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See, if you just move it
back and forth, you know?
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Seems fine to me.
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Just move with it a little.
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Just, uh, take a few steps forward
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and a few steps back.
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- Yeah.
- There it goes.
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♪ Because I've had ♪
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Just really get into the rhythm
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- of the vacuum.
- ♪ The time of my life ♪
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Oh-ho-ho,
no!
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I see what you're doing. I am
not dancing with you.
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Damn it!
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I was inches away from
having the time of my life.
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Inches!
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♪ And I ... ♪
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Hoo-hoo!
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That was a close one, huh?
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You mean, how you almost
gave your wife the one thing
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she's desperately wanted
for the last 25 years?
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The nerve of some people.
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See? You get it. Why doesn't she?
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Murray, it's important to her.
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It's just dancing. What's the big deal?
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For one thing, I literally
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have never danced a day in my life.
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And based upon my current energy level,
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not gonna start soon.
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Oh, stop.
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Everyone's danced at some point.
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Yeahhhh, not me.
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You've never been in the
shower and hummed a few bars?
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I'm all business in the shower.
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Soap, rinse, out.
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You've never once been driving,
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and Miami Sound Machine comes on
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and you tap your finger on the wheel?
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Tap my finger? Who am I, Gregory Hines?
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Are you trying to say
that even as a little boy,
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you never once clapped
your hands to the radio?
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My dad traded it for a bucket.
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That's how I got my birthday bucket.
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This is a nightmare!
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And you're to blame.
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True.
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And it's going to be the first
school dance ever worth going to.
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No. When will this "Dirty
Dancing" oppression end?!
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When will everybody cut loose, footloose,
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lick off your sundae spoons?!
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Sweetie, I keep telling you,
the song is not about ice cream.
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You don't know! No one does!
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Hey, pretty pretty.
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Guess you're gonna be looking for a partner
to practice those sensual moves with.
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And it's not going to be you.
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Come on, I know every single move
that Swayze does in that movie.
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- Seriously?
- Ah, good for you.
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Actually, I've never
seen it, but I will now,
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and I will dedicate my life to
becoming your own personal Swayze.
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You go full Swayze,
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maybe I'll let you dance near me.
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Proximity dance! It's a deal!
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Yeah. No deal.
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Hey!
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There is no way "Dirty Dancing"
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will ever be a theme at
a school-sanctioned dance.
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Give me one good reason!
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It's literally got "dirty" in the title,
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not to mention it's wildly inappropriate.
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Inappropriate?!
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"Wildly inappropriate."
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That piece of human
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doesn't know what's
inappropriate for children.
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He said the theme's
gonna be "Soda Pop Hop."
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It's over, Mom.
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Over?
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Did Johnny Castle give up when he
was unjustly fired from Kellerman's?
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No, he did not.
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That's right!
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He came back and danced dirty,
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and so will you after I
march down to that school
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and give Principal Ball a piece of my mind.
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No. Let me march.
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- You want to march?
- I do.
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- Down there?!
- Yes!
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To demand unrealistic
changes to school policy,
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with a complete disdain
for reason and common sense?
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I learned from the best.
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I've never been prouder
to call you my daughter.
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And I've never been proud to
be your daughter until now.
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And so, for the first time,
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Erica Goldberg
marched down to school
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and channeled Beverly Goldberg.
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And if you still say no,
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I'll go above your shiny head to the PTA.
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No, the school board.
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No, the secretary of education.
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So, what do you and
your coffee-stained tie
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have to say to that?
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- A month's detention.
- What?!
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That's not how this is supposed to work!
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The thing is, I'm an adult,
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and the way you're speaking to
me is completely unacceptable.
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But I'm a Goldberg. This is what we do.
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And fortunately for both of
us, you're not your mother
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and she's not here right now.
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But... I think we could compromise
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on something besides a dirty dance.
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A compromise, huh?
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Okay, door's always open,
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but no more steamrolling me!
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I want your respect. Understand?
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Uh, I'm not following.
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Thank goodness that's over.
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As Erica was channeling
my mom at school,
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my dad was being schooled by Pops.
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Ah, Murray, perfect timing.
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Come over here, take a seat.
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I want you to look at
that handsome young man
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and tell me what you see.
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Someone who was still able
to drop his pants in peace.
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No!
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This is a photo of your first dance,
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your first act as a married man,
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and you're not even moving.
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I moved plenty that day.
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I walked down the aisle,
I stepped on the glass,
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I walked back up the aisle.
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I was a regular Carl Lewis.
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Damn it, Murray, when you
asked for my daughter's hand,
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you said you'd do everything
you could to make her happy.
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Does that look
like happiness to you?
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Ugh. Fine!
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I'll do one dance, but I'm
not moving my lower half.
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Did someone say "dance instructor"?
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No! Where did you even come from?!
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Come on! It's like "Footloose"!
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You're the dopey farm
boy, and I'm Kevin Bacon!
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Let me be your Bacon!
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Don't distract me with bacon.
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I'm not dancing.
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Come on!
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- ♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪
- Yeah! Feel the beat!
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There's nothing wrong with
two bros bonding over dance.
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Barry, this is a delicate situation.
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You're making it worse!
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Well, the infectious music of
Kenny Loggins will win him over.
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It's not winning him over.
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The human body is literally
programmed to love Loggins.
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He can't say no!
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No!
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Hey!
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What if I told you there was a way
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that you could be a dancing god
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without ever having to move your body?
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No! Don't listen to him!
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- I'm listening.
- All you got to do
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is raise your hands over your head.
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- At the same time?
- Yes.
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You're gonna listen to this lazy-eyed nerd
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when you have this at your disposal?
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I'm gonna go with Adam's easy thing.
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Okay, if you can pull this off with Mom,
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you'll never have to dance again.
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Are you insane? I can't do that!
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And neither could Ferris
Bueller's lame-ass sister.
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That is, until she learned how.
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I'm in a pool. I don't
want to be in a pool.
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In the movie, they were in a lake.
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Would you rather be in a lake?
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I'd rather be in my chair!
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Put your hands up. I'll jump to you.
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You catch me.
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1... 2... 3.
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Aah! My soft-belly meat!
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I'm cold. Let's forget this.
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This is your chance to make
Mom feel loved and delighted!
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I'm freezing and miserable!
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Don't you swim away from me!
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What is that, a doggy paddle?
257
00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:39,426
You're a grown man!
258
00:08:39,428 --> 00:08:41,701
While my dad's plan to dance sank,
259
00:08:41,703 --> 00:08:43,952
Erica was ready to
rise to the occasion.
260
00:08:43,954 --> 00:08:45,568
Mom, guess what?
261
00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:47,657
I actually got Principal Ball to say yes,
262
00:08:47,659 --> 00:08:49,544
so the dirty dance is back on.
263
00:08:49,546 --> 00:08:52,532
Well, that is very
surprising to me, Schmoop-aloo!
264
00:08:52,534 --> 00:08:54,198
I can't believe I did it.
265
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,301
Uh, you! You did it, not me.
266
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,688
I was here mopping.
267
00:08:58,690 --> 00:08:59,612
The dance is back on?
268
00:08:59,614 --> 00:09:00,959
That means I can still Swayze you.
269
00:09:00,961 --> 00:09:01,769
Let it go, Jeff.
270
00:09:01,771 --> 00:09:03,632
I'm not gonna sensually gyrate with you.
271
00:09:03,634 --> 00:09:04,914
I'm sorry, "gyrate"?
272
00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:06,442
If I'm gonna get dirty with anyone,
273
00:09:06,444 --> 00:09:08,546
it's gonna be Marc McGonagle.
274
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,940
Marc McGonagle?
275
00:09:09,942 --> 00:09:11,386
Erica, I'm begging you.
276
00:09:11,388 --> 00:09:13,095
Give me a chance to groove all up on you.
277
00:09:13,097 --> 00:09:14,635
No. Do not do that.
278
00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,308
Let our bodies speak without words.
279
00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:19,757
Stop! Nobody's body is
speaking to any other bodies.
280
00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,445
This is just a school dance.
281
00:09:21,447 --> 00:09:22,310
Dirty dance.
282
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,445
Ugh, again with that awful movie.
283
00:09:24,447 --> 00:09:25,552
Think about it, dude.
284
00:09:25,554 --> 00:09:27,339
The school is letting us dirty-dance.
285
00:09:27,341 --> 00:09:28,641
They want us to get freaky.
286
00:09:28,643 --> 00:09:29,522
Unh!
287
00:09:29,524 --> 00:09:32,647
Ladies' man Cogan bringing it dirty, y'all!
288
00:09:32,649 --> 00:09:33,979
That was not in the movie.
289
00:09:33,981 --> 00:09:35,215
Yeah, we never saw the movie,
290
00:09:35,217 --> 00:09:36,687
but the title says it all.
291
00:09:36,689 --> 00:09:38,167
Guys, if you're gonna dirty-dance,
292
00:09:38,169 --> 00:09:39,729
at least do it right.
293
00:09:45,681 --> 00:09:46,564
What have I done?
294
00:09:46,566 --> 00:09:48,869
- Florida.
- Yes.
295
00:09:49,565 --> 00:09:51,440
After my dad's botched dance lesson,
296
00:09:51,442 --> 00:09:53,333
it seemed this was as
close to "Dirty Dancing"
297
00:09:53,335 --> 00:09:54,330
as he would get.
298
00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:57,063
Look at him. Has to be special effects.
299
00:09:57,065 --> 00:10:00,188
No man can lift a tiny lady like that.
300
00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:02,204
You're finally watching that movie, huh?
301
00:10:02,206 --> 00:10:04,446
I know I promised I'd
take Bevy out dancing,
302
00:10:04,448 --> 00:10:07,124
but I can't do it.
303
00:10:07,126 --> 00:10:08,069
I'll look stupid.
304
00:10:08,071 --> 00:10:09,979
Since when do you care about how you look?
305
00:10:09,981 --> 00:10:12,279
You spend half your life
puttering around this house
306
00:10:12,281 --> 00:10:13,401
in your underpants.
307
00:10:13,403 --> 00:10:15,096
Well, that's about comfort.
308
00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:16,940
It's also a warning shot to outsiders
309
00:10:16,942 --> 00:10:17,835
that you're not welcome.
310
00:10:17,837 --> 00:10:19,489
All I'm saying is, you always
311
00:10:19,491 --> 00:10:21,558
care less about what other people think.
312
00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,723
Why is this different?
313
00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:25,650
Let me be honest with you.
314
00:10:25,652 --> 00:10:27,248
I don't like to move my body.
315
00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,045
Yeah, we've met.
316
00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:30,929
Now, the thing is, I'm afraid.
317
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,916
Dancing in front of all those
people with their judgy eyes...
318
00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:35,274
I-I can't do it.
319
00:10:35,276 --> 00:10:38,673
Well, you'll never know how
you'll look if you don't try.
320
00:10:38,675 --> 00:10:41,617
Pops was right. My dad
had to see for himself.
321
00:10:41,619 --> 00:10:45,184
Luckily, he spotted
my trusty camera.
322
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,955
And, with no one around,
323
00:10:46,957 --> 00:10:49,185
he decided to give dancing a shot.
324
00:10:49,187 --> 00:10:51,874
He grooved, he grinded,
325
00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:52,873
he gyrated,
326
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:55,212
he did... whatever this is.
327
00:10:55,214 --> 00:10:57,756
Look at me! Ha ha ha!
328
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,695
I'm a guy who dances now!
329
00:10:59,697 --> 00:11:01,731
He danced like no one was watching,
330
00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:03,688
and luckily, no one was.
331
00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:06,224
Just a reminder, I will be performing
332
00:11:06,226 --> 00:11:09,468
with with my barbershop
quartet, The Princi-pals,
333
00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:10,932
at the open mike Thursday...
334
00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:12,599
♪ ni-i-ght ♪
335
00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:14,345
Stop the announcements. We need to talk.
336
00:11:14,347 --> 00:11:15,563
No, no, no, no, no!
337
00:11:15,565 --> 00:11:17,637
We had an agreement over stern eye contact
338
00:11:17,639 --> 00:11:19,937
that if I gave in to your
daughter's dance demands,
339
00:11:19,939 --> 00:11:21,831
you would stay far away from my office.
340
00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:24,456
But that was before I
realized that you were right
341
00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,849
and there can be no dance.
342
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,525
But you forced me to flip-flop!
343
00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:29,307
I flipped! I can't flop back!
344
00:11:29,309 --> 00:11:32,257
I didn't know how dirty
that dance was gonna be!
345
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,900
Which is why I wanted
it to be a Soda Pop Hop!
346
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,756
It was my favorite dance as a teen,
347
00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,463
but no one's embraced it.
348
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,975
Well, I'm embracing it, Earl.
349
00:11:39,977 --> 00:11:42,646
Fine! The dirty dance
is once again dead.
350
00:11:42,648 --> 00:11:45,361
One thing... my daughter,
Erica, must never know
351
00:11:45,363 --> 00:11:47,261
that I had anything to do with this.
352
00:11:47,263 --> 00:11:48,797
I think that's your mom!
353
00:11:48,799 --> 00:11:50,582
Yes, thank you, Lainey!
354
00:11:52,305 --> 00:11:53,554
You.
355
00:11:53,556 --> 00:11:55,227
Hey!
356
00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:58,422
What's up, best friend
who's also my daughter?
357
00:11:58,424 --> 00:12:00,651
The P.A. system was on the whole time.
358
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:05,115
The whole school heard
every crazy word you said.
359
00:12:05,117 --> 00:12:06,046
Oopsie.
360
00:12:06,048 --> 00:12:07,754
You completely betrayed me.
361
00:12:07,756 --> 00:12:08,719
Who does that?!
362
00:12:08,721 --> 00:12:11,339
A normal mama who loves
you and you love back?
363
00:12:11,341 --> 00:12:12,707
For once, I thought we were a team
364
00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:15,064
and had something in common.
365
00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,521
Turns out, we never will.
366
00:12:16,523 --> 00:12:18,659
As Erica left my mom feeling low,
367
00:12:18,661 --> 00:12:21,405
my dad was still high
on his sweet moves.
368
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,571
Hoo-hoo! Look at me go!
369
00:12:24,573 --> 00:12:27,564
I have to admit, at first,
I was a little bit nervous,
370
00:12:27,566 --> 00:12:30,415
but now look at me!
371
00:12:33,846 --> 00:12:35,375
Burn this.
372
00:12:35,377 --> 00:12:35,931
I'm sorry?
373
00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:38,462
This must never be seen by anyone.
374
00:12:38,464 --> 00:12:39,381
I'm not following.
375
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,732
If you love my daughter,
376
00:12:40,734 --> 00:12:43,234
you won't do any of this ever again.
377
00:12:43,236 --> 00:12:46,356
You said I wouldn't know if
I could dance until I tried.
378
00:12:46,358 --> 00:12:48,127
Well, you tried and now we know.
379
00:12:48,129 --> 00:12:50,524
You cannot and should not dance.
380
00:12:50,526 --> 00:12:52,812
Look at this.
381
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:53,524
Oh, no!
382
00:12:53,526 --> 00:12:55,216
Adam, no, turn away!
383
00:12:55,218 --> 00:12:56,713
It'll change you forever!
384
00:12:56,715 --> 00:12:59,597
Oh, no, no, no! What am I looking at?!
385
00:12:59,599 --> 00:13:00,418
Turn away!
386
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,687
I want to, but I can't.
387
00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:04,308
It's like the Ark from "Raiders"!
388
00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,584
You promised you wouldn't judge me,
389
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,402
but I'm feeling a lot of judging right now.
390
00:13:08,404 --> 00:13:10,996
Don't make yourself the victim in this.
391
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,913
That boy is the victim.
392
00:13:12,915 --> 00:13:15,591
All I did was walk into the room.
393
00:13:15,593 --> 00:13:17,968
Okay, I know you're super pissed at Mom.
394
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:20,398
Well, I got good news.
395
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,925
Let my sanctuary heal you!
396
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,363
I come here to release my
angry rage that I always have.
397
00:13:25,365 --> 00:13:27,527
- How?
- A little thing called...
398
00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:29,777
- the angry dance.
- That's not a thing.
399
00:13:29,779 --> 00:13:32,986
Tell that to Kevin Bacon's
body double in "Footloose."
400
00:13:33,742 --> 00:13:36,049
Go on. Angry-dance!
401
00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:38,264
Unleash your pain with tumbles and flips!
402
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:38,973
You're an idiot.
403
00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:40,182
I'm trying to help you here.
404
00:13:40,184 --> 00:13:42,612
The only thing you're doing
is proving what a dope you are.
405
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,542
Your words make me so angry!
406
00:13:44,544 --> 00:13:47,466
Dance it out, Barry. Dance it out.
407
00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:50,320
♪ I've been working so hard ♪
408
00:13:50,322 --> 00:13:53,070
♪ I'm punching my card ♪
409
00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:55,730
♪ Eight hours for what? ♪
410
00:13:55,732 --> 00:13:58,489
♪ Oh, tell me what I got ♪
411
00:13:58,491 --> 00:14:01,168
♪ I've got this feeling ♪
412
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:04,396
♪ That time's just
holding me down ♪
413
00:14:09,293 --> 00:14:12,119
♪ I'll hit the ceiling ♪
414
00:14:12,121 --> 00:14:15,824
♪ Or else I'll
tear up this town ♪
415
00:14:17,326 --> 00:14:19,444
♪ Now I gotta cut loose ♪
416
00:14:19,446 --> 00:14:21,028
♪ Footloose ♪
417
00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:23,914
♪ Kick off the Sunday shoes ♪
418
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:26,680
♪ Loose, footloose ♪
419
00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:28,773
♪ Everybody cut footloose ♪
420
00:14:33,912 --> 00:14:36,334
Now it's your turn. Fight
the power with dance!
421
00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:38,601
Okay, I will never
do what you just did.
422
00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:40,377
But you were right about one thing.
423
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,179
I can and will
fight the power with dance.
424
00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:45,781
Since when do we need
permission to dance dirty?
425
00:14:45,783 --> 00:14:47,953
We are gonna go to that dance and get dirty
426
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,176
whether Principal Ball likes it or not.
427
00:14:50,178 --> 00:14:52,917
That's right. You can't stop this.
428
00:14:56,966 --> 00:14:59,866
Exactly, although never do that again.
429
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,260
The Soda Pop Hop was in full effect.
430
00:15:06,262 --> 00:15:07,989
It was less than thrilling.
431
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,653
The '50s suck.
432
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:12,144
To think I dressed up in my
good Rush shirt and everything.
433
00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:13,888
Thankfully for every
kid in that gym,
434
00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:15,866
Erica and her friends
had other plans.
435
00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:16,968
It's 21:00.
436
00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:19,002
Operation "Dance My Way
Into Erica's Heart" is a go.
437
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,722
- That is not the name!
- It's way too long.
438
00:15:24,442 --> 00:15:26,770
Yep, Erica was a
girl on a mission...
439
00:15:26,772 --> 00:15:29,868
make a squeaky-clean
dance a little more dirty.
440
00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:30,879
Baby has the watermelon.
441
00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:31,752
- Roger.
- 10-4.
442
00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:33,599
- I love sharing secrets with you!
- You're so loud.
443
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:34,874
- Way too loud.
- I knew it.
444
00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:37,855
♪ Sometimes loving dreams
really do come true ♪
445
00:15:37,857 --> 00:15:40,545
Hey, dude, some guy,
like, barfed on your van.
446
00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:42,087
What? Who?
447
00:15:42,089 --> 00:15:44,972
Who? Uh... me?
448
00:15:44,974 --> 00:15:47,269
I'll kill you!
449
00:15:47,271 --> 00:15:49,063
It was a needlessly intricate plan
450
00:15:49,065 --> 00:15:51,090
that was ready to rock 'n' roll...
451
00:15:51,092 --> 00:15:53,437
that is, until Barry rolled up.
452
00:15:53,439 --> 00:15:54,494
It's boom time!
453
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,513
Stop! I don't know what this is, but stop!
454
00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:57,905
It's a confetti cannon.
455
00:15:57,907 --> 00:16:00,521
Now cut-up paper will
endlessly rain down on us
456
00:16:00,523 --> 00:16:02,151
like in the final scene of "Footloose."
457
00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:03,123
I told you...
458
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,242
this is "Dirty Dancing," not "Footloose"!
459
00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:06,958
Hello? An authority figure
460
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,774
has banned us from moving our bodies.
461
00:16:08,776 --> 00:16:11,091
Seriously, Erica, I pity you.
462
00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:12,643
I pity you both.
463
00:16:12,645 --> 00:16:14,274
There is no way I'm letting you
464
00:16:14,276 --> 00:16:16,237
ruin this wonderful Soda Pop Hop!
465
00:16:16,239 --> 00:16:17,512
Both of you, out!
466
00:16:17,514 --> 00:16:19,469
If I'm going out, I'm going out dirty!
467
00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:20,505
Hit it, Lainey!
468
00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:22,142
And just like that,
469
00:16:22,144 --> 00:16:23,912
my sister took a leap of faith.
470
00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:25,465
- ♪ Now I've had the time of my life ♪
- No!
471
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,565
It's a dance about soda!
472
00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:31,468
- ♪ No, I never felt like this before ♪
- Just like you practiced, dude. You can do this.
473
00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,390
- ♪ Yes, I swear ♪
- Too fast!
474
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,314
- Slow down!
- ♪ It's the truth ♪
475
00:16:35,316 --> 00:16:36,961
Maybe too big.
476
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,858
Ohhh, I just blew it.
477
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:39,670
And...
478
00:16:39,672 --> 00:16:41,252
footloose!
479
00:16:47,669 --> 00:16:48,701
Tell me where she is,
480
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,838
and I'll get the ball rolling
by calling her a moron.
481
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,139
My office.
482
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,868
And it is thrilling
483
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:55,956
to finally be on the same page for once.
484
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,962
I'm so sorry about all of this, Earl.
485
00:16:57,964 --> 00:16:59,652
I never should've shown her that movie.
486
00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:02,011
It's just too dirty for a child to handle.
487
00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:04,204
I get it. I'm a parent, too.
488
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,717
Our job is to save these
kids from themselves,
489
00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:09,493
even if it means crushing a dream or two.
490
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,177
Good luck.
491
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:13,185
It turned out, my mom was
living "Dirty Dancing,"
492
00:17:13,187 --> 00:17:14,324
but she wasn't Baby...
493
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,987
she was her controlling
parent, Jerry Orbach,
494
00:17:16,989 --> 00:17:20,347
and that was a role
she refused to play.
495
00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,403
Mom, I know I screwed up...
496
00:17:22,405 --> 00:17:23,956
humiliated myself.
497
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:27,463
Got cake in my ear and
inhaled some confetti.
498
00:17:27,465 --> 00:17:30,191
And I'm grounded for life, which I deserve.
499
00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:32,283
No, you don't.
500
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,405
What?
501
00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:38,291
So, you wanted to live "Dirty Dancing."
502
00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:40,838
Nobody gets that more than me.
503
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,189
I'd love to be Baby...
504
00:17:43,191 --> 00:17:45,191
get swept off my feet
505
00:17:45,193 --> 00:17:48,073
and spun around the dance floor.
506
00:17:49,787 --> 00:17:52,893
Honestly, it's all I've ever wanted.
507
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,509
I know it can't happen for me,
508
00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:01,991
but, uh, it still can for you.
509
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,503
What are you saying?
510
00:18:03,505 --> 00:18:06,870
Nobody puts my baby in a corner.
511
00:18:06,872 --> 00:18:08,719
And so, with the help of our mom,
512
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,323
Erica cleaned herself
off and took center stage
513
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:14,365
to have the time of her life.
514
00:18:14,367 --> 00:18:17,136
♪ Now I've ♪
515
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,892
♪ Had the time of my life ♪
516
00:18:20,894 --> 00:18:24,880
♪ No, I never felt
like this before ♪
517
00:18:24,882 --> 00:18:27,124
♪ Yes, I swear ♪
518
00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:29,469
♪ It's the truth ♪
519
00:18:29,471 --> 00:18:32,629
♪ And I owe it all to you-ou ♪
520
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,754
♪ I've been waiting
for so long ♪
521
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,111
I think she gets that from me.
522
00:18:45,113 --> 00:18:47,337
What in heaven's name is happening?
523
00:18:47,339 --> 00:18:49,580
I brought you here to
shut this nonsense down,
524
00:18:49,582 --> 00:18:50,856
not make it worse!
525
00:18:50,858 --> 00:18:53,239
The dirty dance is back on!
526
00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:56,876
You might want to Orbach
these kids, but not me.
527
00:18:56,878 --> 00:18:59,261
- I miss the '50s.
- ♪ Just remember ♪
528
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,644
♪ You're the one thing ♪
529
00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:03,233
Just look at them. It's not even 9:30.
530
00:19:03,235 --> 00:19:04,854
Hey, I know it's not "Footloose,"
531
00:19:04,856 --> 00:19:07,365
but will you just dance a little?
532
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,065
For me?
533
00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:12,181
I'll do it... but I won't like it.
534
00:19:12,183 --> 00:19:14,465
♪ This could be love ♪
535
00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:16,328
♪ Because ♪
536
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,601
♪ I've had ♪
537
00:19:18,603 --> 00:19:21,181
♪ The time of my life ♪
538
00:19:21,183 --> 00:19:23,831
♪ No, I never felt
this way before ♪
539
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,251
Sure, we didn't magically
do the same dance number
540
00:19:26,253 --> 00:19:27,257
like in the movies.
541
00:19:27,259 --> 00:19:30,235
In fact, most of us weren't
good dancers at all.
542
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:33,722
But for the first time,
it didn't seem to matter.
543
00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:38,382
♪ Hey, baby ♪
544
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:39,397
I'm really doing it!
545
00:19:39,399 --> 00:19:40,809
I can't believe it, either!
546
00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:42,935
- My baby is Baby!
- ♪ With my body and soul ♪
547
00:19:42,937 --> 00:19:45,373
♪ I want you more than
you'll ever know ♪
548
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:48,550
Wow. Um, that was something.
549
00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:50,149
It was everything.
550
00:19:50,151 --> 00:19:51,189
Like you.
551
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,161
♪ Yes, I know what's
on your mind ♪
552
00:19:52,163 --> 00:19:53,264
You talked and ruined it.
553
00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:53,994
Of course.
554
00:19:53,996 --> 00:19:56,865
♪ When you say "Stay
with me tonight" ♪
555
00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:58,724
Look at her go.
556
00:19:58,726 --> 00:19:59,958
Living her dream.
557
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,845
- ♪ You're the one thing I can't get enough of ♪
- It's time you live yours, too.
558
00:20:02,847 --> 00:20:03,919
Come on.
559
00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:04,754
Ohh.
560
00:20:04,756 --> 00:20:05,643
In that moment,
561
00:20:05,645 --> 00:20:09,058
my mom wasn't just watching
"Dirty Dancing" for the 18th time.
562
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:11,395
She was living it
for the very first.
563
00:20:11,397 --> 00:20:13,487
It's all she ever wanted.
564
00:20:13,489 --> 00:20:16,771
♪ No, I never felt
this way before ♪
565
00:20:16,773 --> 00:20:18,500
For one unforgettable night,
566
00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:21,539
everyone in that gym
felt like Jennifer Grey.
567
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:23,087
We moved like Swayze
568
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,290
and were as footloose
as Kevin Bacon.
569
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:29,469
We all ruled that dance
floor, and it was epic.
570
00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:30,846
♪ The time of my life ♪
571
00:20:30,848 --> 00:20:34,605
- _
- ♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪
572
00:20:34,607 --> 00:20:38,769
♪ Yes, I swear, it's the truth ♪
573
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,414
- _
- ♪ And I owe it all to... ♪
574
00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:45,416
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