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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,741 [Crickets chirping, animal howls] 2 00:00:03,738 --> 00:00:04,238 ♪♪ 3 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,677 [Indistinct whispering] 4 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,340 [Hissing, snarling] 5 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:43,443 ♪♪ 6 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:51,619 [Door opens] 7 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:56,263 ♪♪ 8 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:16,611 [Sighs] 9 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:22,179 [Hissing] 10 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:24,283 Ahh! 11 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,415 [Growling] 12 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,690 [Whimpers] 13 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,759 Aah! 14 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,218 [Grunts] 15 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:35,426 [Groans] 16 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,659 ♪♪ 17 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:41,704 Aah! 18 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:44,802 ♪♪ 19 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:05,321 [Birds chirping] 20 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:10,263 [Sighs] 21 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:14,595 Huh. Uh. 22 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:16,868 [Puzzle pieces clatter] 23 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:20,311 She won't care. 24 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:23,878 Oh. 25 00:02:23,878 --> 00:02:29,308 Are you kidding me? 26 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,451 [Jar clatters] I wish I was dead. 27 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:35,724 [Sighs] 28 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,755 [Knock on door] 29 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:43,501 [Groans] 30 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,357 Oh. Hello. 31 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,166 Is this the, um, Miller residence? 32 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:48,168 Ah. 33 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:50,499 You're just in time. 34 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,244 I'm leaving. 35 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:53,369 [Lock clicks] 36 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:54,914 What are you, a Jehovah's Witness? 37 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:56,639 Well, God's dead, so hit the bricks. 38 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:57,914 Uh, I'd like to speak to Mrs. Miller. 39 00:02:57,912 --> 00:02:59,782 She's in heaven. - [Chuckles] 40 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,580 How can you believe in heaven and not in God? 41 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:04,482 but I know damn sure Ronald ain't for real. 42 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,545 But if Mrs. Miller passed away... 43 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:09,454 what's fighting the demons of Willard's Mill? 44 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,634 Oh, get in the God damn car. 45 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:16,955 Evie: No, sweetie. 46 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:19,364 Because you won't have midriff until you're 21. 47 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,426 That's why you can't wear it. Okay. 48 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:25,772 Love you, too. Bye. 49 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,673 Go, uh... Go ahead. Tell her what you told me. 50 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:29,205 My name's Andrew Barton. 51 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,540 I'm from Putney, Vermont. 52 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,414 Huh! Figures. 53 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:35,953 I'm researching for a book on the history of Willard's Mill. 54 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:39,280 I know about the witch burnings and Constable Eccles 55 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:41,886 and the curse on the sheriffs of this town. 56 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,419 [Laughs] See? 57 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,864 Cuckoo bananas. Nerd. 58 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:49,426 You know, "Nerd" isn't really the insult it used to be. 59 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,960 Uh, yeah, right. 60 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:53,495 Look, there's just too little carnage in this town 61 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,270 for so much demonic infestation. 62 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:58,299 Someone's been fighting the demons of Willard's Mill, 63 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:01,005 and I think that person is your wife... 64 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:02,308 Claire Miller. 65 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:05,239 Evie, watch this... 66 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:08,446 You, sir, are a nerd. 67 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,320 The guy's bulletproof. 68 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,716 [Clears throat] 69 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:17,562 What he's saying is that you seem like a very nice man, 70 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:20,758 you know, but I think maybe you spent a little too much time 71 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,461 on the old Internet. 72 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:26,273 I search purchases for books on the occult... 73 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,727 Sumerian artifacts, weaponry. 74 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,736 Who in a town like this 75 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:33,808 would want to amass such an armory? 76 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,937 ♪♪ 77 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,883 Apparently, someone named Claire Miller. 78 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,608 ♪♪ 79 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,753 Well... 80 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:44,318 Claire Miller is no longer with us. 81 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:47,288 So... 82 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,618 Then who? 83 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,122 ♪♪ 84 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,329 [Door creaks] 85 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,767 My puzzle! 86 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,840 [Cellphone rings] 87 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:05,998 ♪♪ 88 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,436 [Cellphone beeps] 89 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:10,042 Hello? 90 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:11,414 You what? 91 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,582 Your... your puzzle. 92 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,510 No, I-I didn't... 93 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:16,646 Oh. 94 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,580 Sweetheart, calm down. 95 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,015 I, uh... - Stan's daughter. 96 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,050 Oh. - Stan has a daughter? 97 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:25,786 I... I'm pretty sure I know what happened. 98 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,093 W-When I left the house, 99 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:29,564 I spotted an owl who was flying around, 100 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,603 and he's the one who probably tore your puzzle apart. 101 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:33,899 You know how owls just... 102 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:36,541 They can't abide puzzles, sweetheart. 103 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:39,937 They... They hate 'em... it pushes all their buttons. 104 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,010 It's all over the nature channels. 105 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,638 I tell you what you do, 106 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:46,043 if this would be any relief, Google "owl puzzles." 107 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,806 Yeah. That'll do the trick. 108 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,405 Go get 'em. Okay. Bye. 109 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,516 [Cellphone beeps] 110 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:53,586 ♪♪ 111 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:13,106 [Hissing] 112 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:13,787 [Snarling] 113 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:23,379 ♪♪ 114 00:06:27,987 --> 00:06:31,657 [Snarling] 115 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:32,758 [Hiss] 116 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,530 Andrew: No! 117 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,598 No! No, no, no! 118 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:37,897 No! No! 119 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,141 [Gurgling] 120 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:50,711 [Screams] 121 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:56,550 It's so kind of you to take me in like this. 122 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,420 I really would have been fine in the hospital. 123 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,089 That's what I said. Thank her. 124 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:04,057 I wasn't gonna let you stay in that gross, old hospital. 125 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,957 I found you, which makes you my responsibility. 126 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,490 Hey. Sorry to just barge in like this. 127 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,496 Are you really? 128 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:11,797 Meh. 129 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,629 Andrew, I need to ask you a few more questions 130 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,874 about that thing you say attacked you. 131 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,039 "Thing"? 132 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,837 I never said a "thing" attacked me. 133 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,509 I said a demon attacked me. 134 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,567 Why are you still acting like this is a secret? 135 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,506 I know what's going on. 136 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:27,781 Oh, we can make a dump cake. 137 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:32,051 I thought Denise took over for Claire when she died... 138 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,722 but no way. 139 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,950 That leaves the two of you. 140 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:39,186 I think it's time - We all came clean, yeah? 141 00:07:39,193 --> 00:07:41,933 Mr. Miller... your wife assembled 142 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,659 an armory of weapons information. 143 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,995 Show me where it is. 144 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,995 Stan? 145 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,944 Evie, the guy looks like popcorn and he smells like cod, 146 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,071 and now he won't clam. 147 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,165 Give me a break. 148 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:59,106 I swear to God... 149 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,812 [Sighs] 150 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,884 [Door creaks] 151 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,953 There you go. 152 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:07,752 Oh, my God. 153 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:08,254 ♪♪ 154 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,532 There! That's it. 155 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,025 That's the thing that attacked me! 156 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,796 But how do we kill it? 157 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,106 How do we read this stuff? 158 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,207 [Whistles] 159 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,179 Let me see tha... 160 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,108 Uh, uh, uh... This is my wife's. 161 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,184 Oh, sorry. 162 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,282 Back off. 163 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,821 Huh. 164 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,721 It says... 165 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:45,523 you kill it by cutting its head off 166 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:48,726 with... with that thing. 167 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:49,999 This one? 168 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,857 ♪♪ 169 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,665 Gee, who'd have thought cuttin' its head off would kill it? 170 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:58,639 ♪♪ 171 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:01,765 Well, it looks like you guys got this under control. 172 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:02,865 I'm out of here. 173 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,676 What? 174 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,608 No. You have to come. 175 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,283 No, I don't. 176 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:10,622 It's all good. 177 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:12,384 ♪♪ 178 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:24,802 Now, Stan, are you sure... 179 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,298 Bye. - Okay. 180 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,695 What are you doing? 181 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:35,944 Turning this cake into a puzzle that's made of cake... 182 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:39,043 That's a puzzle that's made of cake. 183 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,306 Sweetheart, come with me, will ya? I, uh... I need your help. 184 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:44,145 Can I bring my cake? 185 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,281 Absolutely. 186 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,916 Come on. 187 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,021 Yes! 188 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,892 [Engine shuts off] 189 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:58,895 Evie: Well, I had kind of a bad experience here the last time. 190 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,929 Is this where you were married? 191 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,174 [Laughs sarcastically] Very funny. 192 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,340 [Flashlight clicks] 193 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:05,938 [Groans] 194 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,239 Great. 195 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,808 On this spot in 1919, 196 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:15,882 Father Charles Milton was killed. 197 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:17,822 Milton knew about Eccles and his plan... 198 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,248 to found a colony of witches 199 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,823 and turn Willard's Mill into a portal 200 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,763 from the Land of Shadows to the Land of Light. 201 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:29,629 Milton tried to stop it but didn't get very far. 202 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,960 If you read the reports of his death, 203 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,225 it's obvious - He was killed by the very demon 204 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,365 we're seeking to destroy. 205 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:38,941 Yeah. Okay. 206 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,369 And what makes you so sure it's down here? 207 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,165 [Laughs] 208 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,106 Trust me. 209 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,712 [Gurgling] 210 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,984 Oh, shit. 211 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,923 Aah! 212 00:10:56,355 --> 00:11:00,925 Andrew: "Come into my parlor," said the spider to fly. 213 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:06,397 "Tis the prettiest little parlor that you ever did spy." - [Groans] 214 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,870 God, really?! 215 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:08,998 [Laughs] 216 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,742 [Singsong voice] Evie... [Grunts] 217 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,997 we're going away now. 218 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,876 [Laughs] 219 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,307 [Grunts] 220 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:23,281 I mean, it took you long enough to figure it out. 221 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,883 Guess who attacked me, Evie? 222 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,116 I did. 223 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,251 [Scoffs] 224 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:32,286 I bit the shit out of myself. 225 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,032 It really hurt. 226 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,757 [Laughs] 227 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:40,303 And just like that, you gave me access 228 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,400 to a room that holds more power 229 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:46,242 than your mortal brain could ever comprehend. 230 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,709 [Hisses] - Aah! 231 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:51,879 And what I will do with that knowledge... 232 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,178 That you should live to see. 233 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,881 Get away from me! 234 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,152 Well, then again... 235 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,851 [Laughs] - Ugh. 236 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,854 [Whimpers] 237 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:06,056 [Howls] 238 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:06,559 ♪♪ 239 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,040 [Muffled] - We don't got a lot of time. 240 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,197 Pick it up, sister. 241 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:18,705 ♪♪ 242 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,909 [Normal voice] - All right, you're all set. 243 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,415 You understand the plan? - Yeah, - I got the plan. 244 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,948 Okay. 245 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:37,123 Is there more to the plan, or do I just sit here? 246 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,525 I'm gonna go ahead go and write it down for you. 247 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,256 Okay. 248 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,226 [Mirror creaks] 249 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,335 ♪♪ 250 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,410 [Door opens] 251 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,024 [Door creaks] 252 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:14,958 Mr. Miller? 253 00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:19,495 ♪♪ 254 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,271 [Door creaks] 255 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,941 What? 256 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,870 No! No! 257 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,005 [Groans] 258 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,439 [Breathing heavily] 259 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,584 I had a feeling you'd show up. 260 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:07,379 [Groans, hisses] 261 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,580 Where is it, Stan? 262 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,323 I want the weapons! 263 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,248 I want the books! 264 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,253 I want that stone! 265 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,085 I'm gonna go easy on ya... [Knuckles crack] 266 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,420 'cause you're just a little guy. 267 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,055 ♪♪ 268 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,960 [Breathing heavily] 269 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,870 [Hisses] 270 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,427 ♪♪ 271 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,296 [Groans] 272 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,574 Whoa. 273 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,043 Wow. 274 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,942 What just happened? 275 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:41,284 I... I was about to kick your ass! 276 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:45,484 ♪♪ 277 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,415 Where are we? 278 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,490 ♪♪ 279 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,459 Huh? This heaven? 280 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,929 ♪♪ 281 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,927 Is Claire here? 282 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,060 Oh, shit. 283 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,064 Should've done my laundry. 284 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:04,136 My shirt smells like low tide at Asshole Beach. 285 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:08,444 Claire hates Asshole Beach. 286 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,906 [Brakes squeal] 287 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,652 [Brakes squeal] 288 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,215 Oh. 289 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,139 [Seatbelt clicks] 290 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,245 [Indistinct whispering] 291 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,294 Stan: Evie? 292 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,022 Who are the Greek-chorus assholes? 293 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,092 What, are you, dead, too? 294 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,355 Hey, tough guy. 295 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,433 If this is heaven... where is everybody? 296 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,273 Where's John Wayne? Where's Frank Sinatra? 297 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,568 Hey, Evie, did you hear that? 298 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,039 We're gonna see Ol' Blue Eyes. 299 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,437 God damn, I hope it's a young Frank. 300 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,040 You're not dead yet. 301 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,711 This is the Land of Shadows, Mr. Miller, 302 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:20,651 where the victims - Of Constable Eccles are brought 303 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,347 until we're sent back to the Land of Light, 304 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,250 where our souls and bodies are bound to a demon, 305 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,292 and then we're sent back to the surface to kill, 306 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,389 the way I was sent to kill you. 307 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,321 Ha! - How'd that work out for you? 308 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,456 Stan. 309 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,731 Ah, I see your point. 310 00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,429 But I've done one better. 311 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,330 I've brought you back alive... 312 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,572 the last two sheriffs of Willard's Mill. 313 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:46,568 And I'm gonna use your lives to buy back my soul. 314 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,213 I should have punched you right in the esophagus 315 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,468 when I had a chance. 316 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,606 Hey, he put me in a web... 317 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,211 sticky, gross. 318 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,253 Oh, I'd kill a rattlesnake with a rock, 319 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,118 but no way José on the spiders. 320 00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,477 Stan: Leave a message. 321 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,346 [Beep] Hey, Dad. 322 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,523 "Go to the storage space and then come straight home. 323 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,063 But then I thought, "What if I got a tattoo?" 324 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,088 [Exhales sharply] 325 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,662 Great idea, right? 326 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,330 I mean, I'm the only person who doesn't have a tattoo, 327 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,699 so then I thought wh... [Beep] 328 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,757 [Groans] 329 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,055 Damn it. 330 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,026 [Dialing, ringing] 331 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,025 Leave a message. 332 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:16,766 Hey, Dad. It's Denise. 333 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:22,440 W-what is happening? [Dialing] 334 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,612 [Groans] [Ringing] 335 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,110 Leave a message. 336 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,541 Hey, Dad. It's Denise. [Chuckles] 337 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,576 So, I know you said... 338 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,310 ♪♪ 339 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,746 Andrew: He'll be here soon. 340 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,651 Who? 341 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,123 Constable Eccles... 342 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,651 And I'll walk in the light once more. 343 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,734 Stan: Hey. 344 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,827 Where are you assholes going? 345 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:48,296 ♪♪ 346 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,480 And then what, Andrew? 347 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,337 What about them, the other members of The Colony? 348 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,206 Oh, they'll come after me. 349 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,615 That's why - The first order of business 350 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,617 will be killing your daughter 351 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,749 and reclaiming the armory that your wife assembled. 352 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,816 So then once you've returned, 353 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:15,155 you'll start hunting Eccles' demons like we have? 354 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,361 Precisely. 355 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,262 Think of it... Me, the one mortal 356 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,704 with the knowledge to eradicate the vile coven of Eccles 357 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,331 and his minions forever. 358 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,566 What do you suppose the good people 359 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,712 of Willard's Mill - Will think of me them, hmm? 360 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,237 Say, butch... 361 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,412 You might want to go ahead and ask them yourself. 362 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,441 ♪♪ 363 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:32,945 No!! 364 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,487 [Groans] 365 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:47,586 ♪♪ 366 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:51,434 [Gasps] 367 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,734 [Breathing heavily] 368 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:58,474 That... That just happened, right? 369 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,871 Yeah. 370 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:01,743 [Coughs] 371 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,841 Christ. 372 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,283 [Cellphone chimes] 373 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,478 [Cellphone beeps] - Huh. 374 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,550 "Go to the storage space, and then come straight home." 375 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,581 But then I thought, "What if I got a tattoo?" 376 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,486 [Exhales sharply] Great idea, right? 377 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,848 I mean, I'm the only person who doesn't have a tattoo, 378 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:17,856 so then I thought... 379 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,457 [Cellphone beeps] - Huh. 380 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,160 My spawn. 381 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,695 So, she... 382 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:27,699 ♪♪ 383 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:49,391 [Insects chirping] 384 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,259 Andrew Barton, right there. 385 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,928 I j... I didn't even think to check, you know? 386 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,857 By the time I realized something, 387 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,262 I was in a spider web. 388 00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,464 Yep. 389 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,765 I told you to look in the ledger. 390 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,267 No, you didn't. 391 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,398 I did so. - Stan. 392 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,614 [Door opens, closes] 393 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,344 Hey. 394 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,283 Anything interesting happen while I was gone? 395 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,808 Not so, uh... Not so much, right? 396 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,454 No. 397 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,279 Tell you what, tomorrow, we just go down to the storage 398 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,484 and get - All your mother's stuff out. 399 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,390 Oh, my God. 400 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,659 I completely spaced on that. 401 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:27,659 I beg your pardon? 402 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,990 I told you to go stra... 403 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,255 I wrote it down for you, for the love of Christ. 404 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,334 What'd you do? 405 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,702 Where you been? [Sighs] 406 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,300 I-I don't know. 407 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,501 What... What's the inside scoop? 408 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,702 Maybe I was busy growing! 409 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,665 Go grow in your room. 410 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,573 [Groans] 411 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,405 Single father. 412 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,911 It's all on me now. 413 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,553 God help us all. 414 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,850 Here, dealer's choice... Take a spin. 415 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,652 This is a big day for me. 416 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,424 Yeah, it is. Welcome aboard. 417 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,461 [Sighs] 418 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:07,632 ♪♪ 419 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,871 Yeah. 24969

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